#RHONJ RECAP: Teresa Giudice Crashes Kim D’s Posche Fashion Show Over Cheating Rumors!

Posted on Dec 7 2017 - 1:04am by BeachSpin

The Real Housewives of New Jersey begins with the cast rookie, Margaret Josephs, welcoming an interior designer into her home. Her  renovation project is dragging, and Marge hopes that a professional can jump start her sluggish hubby. Putting out in the bedroom has been a bust, so Marge is counting on the designer to pull her home together. Joe wants neutral and classy, but Marge is determined to execute tufted and whorish. The designer and Joe hope to have the place looking bordello-chic by the time Margaret returns home from Italy.

We hop over to the Gorgas, where we learn that a medium has been summoned, so Joe can communicate with his dead mother. Joe wants reassurance that his mother is a-ok and living on, pain free. Melissa spills the dishy Kim D report, trying to laugh off the red hot tea spilled about Teresa’s alleged side piece. Margaret tells her husband about Teresa’s glass-smashing reaction to Kim’s accusation, shading Siggy and Dolores for walking in Kim’s fashion show. A confrontation is on the schedule, and although Joe Gorga labels Kim an “animal,” his wife, sister, and two backup dancers are the actual loud and proud aggressors.

We check in at Posche, and the place is already crackling with dramatic potential. Dolores and Siggy join the other models, and Siggy fills Kim in on Teresa’s volatile reaction to her juicy news. A show hairdresser evidently witnessed Teresa cozying up the mystery man, but Siggy refuses to believe that Teresa has a shady side. Kim reiterates that she believes that Joe and Teresa are over — and Siggy’s head almost explodes. Dolores doesn’t believe that Teresa is a cheater, at least in the bedroom.

The ladies are prepping for the big night, and Bravo jumps us around the homes, as the suspense builds. Teresa chats with Melissa about her game plan, namely to order Kim to shut her yapper about her prison-torn marriage. Melissa reminds us that Teresa is on probation, and can’t risk another ghetto hissy-fit. Meanwhile, Danielle delivers a walk down memory lane to an epic Posche flashback — which ended with Ashlee Holmes clutching a ripped out fistful of Danielle’s extensions.

The four gals load into a car, and can’t stop excitedly cackling about the upcoming “Italian shakedown.” Kim is clearly giving the foursome something to live for, and while the ladies talk big, they are clearly skittish as they enter the venue. Kim welcomes the crew warmly, but Dolores knows that Teresa has come for blood. Kim encourages them to bring it on, so Teresa takes a breath, and does her best. Kim doesn’t care, and informs the “dirty bitch” squad that Teresa has been spotted clubbing her nights away. The ladies try to nail Kim for the same — but she astutely points out that she doesn’t have a drunk husband to worry about.

Melissa tries to narrate the simple drama like the viewers are complete dolts, while Kim continues to steal the show. The fashionista threatens to send Teresa back to the clink, if she even dare wave a handcuffed scarred wrist in her direction. Margaret and Melissa turn on their fiercest glares while Danielle tries to grab a defensive moment in the spotlight. Teresa vetoes the move, hogging the stage like a true reality thief. Danielle declares that she’s simply delighted to be a Team Tre, even if she isn’t allowed to talk much. Teresa whips out her best “home wrecker/whore” rant, but Kim doesn’t back down, before making her exit. Teresa’s table flipping twitch gets the best of her, and she angrily tosses a chair, before Bravo rewinds a series of exposed black marks on the Giudice marriage.

Melissa tries to add to the drama by blasting Dolores and Siggy for walking in the show, but the moment has passed. Teresa tells the duo to eff off, labeling them Kim’s “puppets.” Teresa and her own puppets exit, and Dolores is dumbfounded by Teresa’s remarks. Siggy fights back tears, but Dolores brushes off the bossy spanking.   

Kim gathers herself, and delivers a heartfelt intro, reminding the crowd that the event is a fundraiser for the families of murder victims. The show begins, and Dolores and Siggy look snazzy strutting the runway. Meanwhile, back at Margaret’s house, the foursome is excitedly debriefing the debacle. They decide that Kim was actually invisibly scared, and proclaim Teresa the winner. They also determine that Dolores and Siggy are dirty traitors and decide to revoke their Team Tre membership cards. Fresh lines in the sand have been drawn — which complicate the upcoming Milan trip. Teresa is hurt, and knows that it’s up to her to lead her groupies in this travel dilemma. Teresa determines that Dolores is not submitting properly, and hints that her old friend is about to land on her naughty list. 

We shift to Margaret, who randomly fills in her staff on the latest drama, during Bravo’s weekly check-in at her office. The ladies nod obediently before Marge and her mom launch into a random convo about an upcoming senior love connection. We thankfully shift to Dolores and Frank, who are discussing their son’s future. Frankie is distracted by adolescent love, and Dolores wants him to cut the high school nonsense. Siggy joins the pair, and fills Frank in on the fashion show brouhaha. They blame Danielle and Marge for polluting the friendship dynamic, but Frank sides with Teresa, advising them to kiss up to her in person. Siggy is all for proving that she is always and forever Team Tre

We shift gears and join Joe and Melissa, who are hitting the booze to deal with the idea of a medium invading their home. Teresa arrives for the spook-fest, and Melissa is petrified. The woman arrives, dropping an icebreaker about cocktails never mixing with the roused dead. The “simple girl” embraces them in a grandmotherly cloud, and informs them that their mother is close by. She references Milania’s sensitivity to phantom cooks, and assures them that all is good in the hereafter. She dishes up lots of spine tingling nuggets, and the family learns that their father wants to join his wife asap. The senior ghost whisperer abruptly snaps out of it, and the Gorga crew is blown away.

We jump back to Margaret’s, where her mom is getting an in-house makeover. Marge clearly wants to unload her mother, and hopes that a beauty spruce will seal the deal. 

The next day, Siggy meets Teresa in her home,  anxious to clear the air. Teresa scolds her for popping a mean strut for the enemy, but has to cave to Siggy’s reason for walking in the show. Siggy assures Teresa that she has her back, but explains that Margaret and Danielle’s incessant ass-kissing mucks up the communication. The friends make peace, and Teresa promises to schmooze Melissa into agreeing to Dolores making the trek to Italy.

We next see a snippet of the two Marges on a double date. The conversation is awkward, and the footage is irrelevant. The episode wraps with Teresa clearing Dolores for the Bravo ordered overseas trip. Dolores overstepped, but of course, Melissa gives the green light.

The ladies travel to Italy next week — and take the drama with them…don’t miss it!   

 

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  • BriannaG

    Is psychic/medium BS mandatory for each RH franchise? The whole “conversation” looked so staged…

    Teresa and her “gang” crashing Kim D’s show was so pathetic. They achieved NOTHING. Kim D didn’t back down and again reminded everyone that Teresa is a felon who went to prison and her husband is also a felon , cheater and a drunk. Teresa just barked something and tried to flip a chair) Wow, so scary) Danielle (“the mafia”) was also shut down by Kim D the moment she tried to open her mouth)))
    Well, love Kim D or hate her, but she surely deserves a spot on the show.

    Melissa had no business getting into Dolores face and telling her what to do. Good for Dolores for putting that “Teresa wannabe” in her place.

    • NoDuggarSperm

      Good, Teresa deserves to get her actions thrown back at her.

    • KimD was in control the entire time and wasn’t phased at all. Teresa looked like a complete fool. I’m not even sure why Melissa went other than to make ugly faces. She sure didn’t have her sister in law’s back.

      • Marsbars09

        Tre made Mel come with her.

  • Bryan

    Kim D proved she is NO shrinking violet, she didn’t back down to anyone and she handled those four twits like they were whining babies. I loved it when she said to Strega Staub, ” The Last time I saw YOU is when you were running through my fashion show being chased” she was by Mrs Juicy and Jumping Jacks. Strega is all mouth and mouse, you come at her and she goes running, she’s a wuss!!! Also when the idiot foursome was leaving, those other women in there were telling them to get out!!! LOL

    • BriannaG

      You are SO right about crazy Danielle) All she does is makes threats, spreads lies and promises to “bring it”. And never does. Kim D And Dolores showed how easily Danielle can be put in her place. Her coming back is so pathetic. She is so desperate and needy. Not tough, all bark)

      • Bryan

        Strega is nothing and next week she makes some scene in a restaurant in Milan breaking glasses and screaming, let the Milan Police toss her dirty cheap ass in an Italian Prison where it belongs!

        • christy flanders

          You all use cute nicknames for everyone which I usually know who you’re talking about but…who is Strega?

          • Bryan

            Danielle , I have been calling her that since we first saw her back when Jersey started almost ten years ago

          • chacha1

            what is a Strega?

          • Bryan

            The Italian word for witch.

          • Cassandra Dreme

            cute? lol

        • BriannaG

          Yep, looks like another Danielle’s attempt to stay relevant and make her “come back” noticeable)))) So pathetic.

          • Bryan

            She is, what a wuss she is!

    • Aussie_Tea

      I agree 100% Bryan!!!

      • Bryan

        thank you!

    • we”r”family

      No matter how Tre tried to explain it I still don’t understand where the falling out occurred.
      But, to crash a charity event because Kim D says you and your incarcerated meatball are cheaters is ridiculous.
      Now, I will say, Ashlee pulled Danielle’s hair and why? No one ever told her that Danielle was attacking her Mother. This is one case where I wish Ashlee would get her just desserts.

      • Bryan

        They just looked ridiculous!

    • shayvoe

      Perfect!!

      • Bryan

        Thank you!

  • GirlPlz

    Stupid fight. Stupid show.
    Teresa loved Kim D when she was tearing Melissa down.

  • GirlPlz

    PigTails is so thirsty screaming at Kim D

  • Beth Snyder

    Forgot to mention, Margaret slipped in a Prive makeup session into show content, then low and behold a commercial pops up for the company in the next break. Bravo marketing doesn’t even try to hide sleazy product placement anymore

    • Authentic

      Wow! Really?

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        Yes… they sure did

  • Aussie_Tea

    Thank you for this recap!! It put the fun back into the show for me… 😊

  • we”r”family

    This show is Tre and her posy vs Soggy and Dolores. With some few outsiders coming in to fight lol.

  • anonymous

    I couldn’t stop laughing during the fight scene. Grown ass ugly women fighting like 12 year olds. Did Melissa forget that her lovely sister in law used to be up Kim D ass?

    • BriannaG

      Yes, she conveniently “forgot” that in order to secure her spot on the show (and paycheck). Now, everything is Kim D and Jaqueline’s fault)

    • chacha1

      what you see with them; Treape, Melissa, Margaret and Danielle is the true definition of Trash with NO Class

  • Jennymckitty

    This episode seemed excessively staged. Like to the point that none of it seemed spontaneous except Delores yelling at Melissa.
    Was anyone else surprised that the medium didn’t tell Teresa that her mom wanted her to divorce Joe? I thought for sure that was coming.

    • Txtea

      The waiters didn’t even turn around when tre smashed her wine glass on the wall 😂 I was like alllllriiiiightty then

      • chacha1

        the restaurant patrons were probably hired by Bravo

      • Jennymckitty

        Kim D knew Teresa et al would be crashing her fashion show from day one. You know she and Bravo have been talking about what would be said since they started filming. I think both sides had talking points set up. Siggy and Delores staged the beginning so they could make it look like they were defending Teresa. I know they do this all the time but this time felt especially fake and scripted. And everyone in the place was aware that something was going to happen because it does every year.

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          Don’t forget the part where Tre tried to tell KimD what Posche stood for. That was so lame.

          • Jennymckitty

            The entire thing was so rehearsed.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            And ended up being an epic fail.

          • Aussie_Tea

            I agree!! The ‘is that the best you got?’ look on Kim’s face was priceless!!! 😃

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Just imagine how many hours that dolt took to come up with that line. Probably had some help from Milania.

          • Aussie_Tea

            You’re right! There’s no way she’d come up with that all by herself. She struggled even saying it. I could imagine her asking Gia to help and getting an eye roll and a ‘you’re so embarrassing’ as a response!!! I love how Gia treats her… 😀

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Gia already knows that she is more intelligent than both her parents, put together.😟

      • Authentic

        They didn’t even jump and their backs were turned as if they’d rehearsed the scene several times.

    • I also thought it was odd that she didn’t have a read for Melissa with her dad. Fake medium…

    • Authentic

      You actually believe Tre’s mom said that? I don’t , assumed lie created so viewers would condone her side piece.

      • Jennymckitty

        No. I think the whole Bravo medium thing is fake and scripted to move the storyline. I just thought Teresa would have her say it to give her another reason “from above” to dump Joe.

        • Authentic

          Gotcha!

  • Just My Opinion

    I wish Tre Trash had hit Kim D. That would have sent her nasty ass back to jail. Kin D is the best. She has dirt on everybody !! I noticed for once Soggy had nothing to say. Anybody else think Soggy might be bisexual? Her affections for Dolores seem a little over the top !

    • Betty

      LMAO. All true

    • chacha1

      She learns nothing from her fake Yoga Namaste bullshit and I also would love to see her nasty hairy ass get thrown back in prison

  • Authentic

    Omg! I keep re-reading the recap. So good and funny!

  • shayvoe

    Delores is so over Teresa. Who can blame her? She sees Teresa for exaclty who she is and does not kiss her ass like everyone else on this show….for that and that alone, I love her and hope she never leaves.

    • BriannaG

      Absolutely! I like seeing how she “gives 0 f..ks” about Teresa or Danielle at this point)

      • chacha1

        I loved it !!!

    • bluebell

      I agree! I like Delores a lot.

  • Txtea

    Cringing when siggy gives advice to people who are literally making a STFU face. But siggy is completely obvlivious and in love with the the sound of her own voice 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • chacha1

    Melissa, your big brown nose suits you well, it is tyour best look so far !!! However, eventually you will be so far up Teresa’s big hairy ass that you will not be able to see the light of day.

    elores you are the real deal and remind me of my girlfriends that I have had for over 50 years, you would definitely be one of mine and Teresa does not deserve you, Teresa does nothing but abuse everyone and I love that you are not her puppet …

    Treape you are the Puppet Master and you deserve Danielle as a friend, you both splash and slop around in the hog trough where you are both most comfortable …. I am so glad that Jac, Rosie, Kathy, Caroline, Kim D and Kim G have moved on and cleaned your trash out of their lives.

    Kim D you are to smart to spread a rumor so I will take your word for it

    SIggy STFU for once.

    • bluebell

      I really like Delores.

    • Evil Queen

      Perfect analysis! With you! Team Dolores!

  • Michele MC

    I just “love” when they went back to Margaret’s house, Teresa is perched on a slightly elevated throne and her minions are seated on the sofa. Then telling them that Dolores and Siggy are going to have to come to her (and kiss her ring). I swear if I wasn’t such a slave to these housewives shows, this would be the first one I’d stop watching, closely followed by Atlanta.

    • I can’t with Atlanta. I tried to watch it the other day and Nene was showing off her closet to Marlo. I had to change the channel. Nene sure buys her own hype…

      • chacha1

        can’t take NeNe and especially that pig in the wig HO Kim Zolciak

  • Sandy Wood

    The Pussy Posse gathering at Peggy’s toast their victory…Girl we sure told her didn’t we!!! They didn’t even realize they had their azzes kicked verbally.

    • chacha1

      LOL sooo true !!

    • At least her brother got back at her by calling her garbage in front of everyone at his son’s christening. classic

      • Sandy Wood

        Yes he did, and somehow it became all Melissa’s fault.

      • wellWellwell

        He rescinded that comment in many interviews and told Messy to buck up. Not only does that whore have to ride his stump, she must kiss his sisters azz if she want’s her face on tv. Guess which ‘dignified’ route she took…

  • chacha1

    Melissa make sure you find time to make some Sprinkle Cookies for Treape your Idol, oops I just remembered Treape THREW them in the garbage instead of giving the dreaded sprinkle cookies to her little girls to enjoy from their Aunt Melissa

  • Cassandra Dreme

    This was so hard to watch. Teresa whining to Melissa about how Kim D. is talking crap about her. Ummmm…..you didn’t mind when it was about Melissa! How phoney is Melissa to go along with this hypocrite and not say a word??

    • Sandy Wood

      I loved watching Melissa dance around the reason Tre had to mind her p’s and q’s without coming right out and saying she is on PROBATION for committing FELONIES.
      Chickenshit ass kissing right there.

    • Marsbars09

      Mel needs the paycheck, so she’ll do anything to secure it.

      • Cassandra Dreme

        you’re right. Must feed the beast that is Teresa 🙁

    • bluebell

      I agree with you. I can’t stand Teresa. She only thinks about herself. I use to really like Melissa. But she is changing being around Teresa & not in a good way.

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    Tre gets so enraged anytime she is reminded that she went to prison. I love it.
    KimD let that skank know that if she threw anything at her, she would be leaving in handcuffs. LMAO!!

    • Marsbars09

      I loved it too. Kim may be a lot of awful things, but a punk she is not.

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        They all looked so stupid walking out of there. Got all dressed up to get smacked down. LOL!!

        • Marsbars09

          Your comment reminds me of an old rap song: Punks jump up to get beatdown. That’s the perfect scenario in last night’s confrontation.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Good one, Marsie. LMAO!!

          • Marsbars09

            🙂

        • jpinphx

          I thought it was funny that if you’re coming to have a confrontation with someone, you probably shouldn’t have drinks like you’re a guest (like Margaret and Teresa did).

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Right?!? They were drinking her booze while telling the host off.

        • Authentic

          Lol!

  • Marsbars09

    Watching Mel, Danielle and Marge trail Tre like puppies into Kim D’s fashion show was one of the sorriest things I’ve ever witnessed on the franchise. They acted like mean girls crashing the popular girl’s party. ALL of those women acted like thugs in a cocktail dress.

    • chacha1

      One day someone is not going to put up with Treape bullying and she better be careful

      • Marsbars09

        IKR! It won’t be long until she catches charges.

      • Authentic

        And I hope that day is filmed.

  • Marsbars09

    I admire Kim D standing up to the felonious one. I especially found it amusing they called each other White Trash. Kim knew to high tail it out of there once Tre started throwing chairs.
    I didn’t realize towards the end of the show that the proceeds from the fashion show were going to assist the families of the victims who were killed in the carjacking/homicide. Did Tre give one iota of that when she was screaming at Dolores & Siggy?

    • Misha

      Kim D was everything in this episode! I loved that she didn’t back down from the felon and her stupid minions.

      • bluebell

        I’m not a Kim D fan, but I was impressed she held her own.

      • Evil Queen

        Right! Kim did not give a f!
        Love Kim D! # TooBad! 😂😂

  • Marsbars09

    Last night’s episode proved what a scared b*tch Sig truly is. I’ve figured she knows who to try it with & Tre ain’t one of em! 😅
    That b*tch was begging Tre for mercy not to ostracize her from the trip to Milan. I feel if Sig was a strong woman she’d stand in her truth & conviction on why she chose to walk in Sig’s fashion show. Dolores certainly wasn’t crying & remorseful about it.
    We’re going to see Sig cower like a kitten on next week’s episode when crazy Danielle lunges after her. SMH.

    • Authentic

      Hi Mars, I can’t tell if Soggy vs Teresa staged or not. If Bravo pays for cast trips I don’t get Soggy begging. I haven’t seen this episode yet but this part sounds like auditioning for the Godfather. Teresa really have that much power in a cast trip?

      • Marsbars09

        They give more power than imaginable.

    • Although when Dolores’ ex told her that she should have left she agreed with him and was like, “oh ya you’re right.” It was as if being the loyal friend she claims to be in her tag line never crossed her mind until that moment.

  • Authentic

    Anyone else having technical problems with this site while posting? Screen stuck, and/or kicked to page that says “Aw Snap” or kicked to browser search page? Took over an hour to type this post.

    • chacha1

      I bet we would have double the comments if this wasn’t so difficult to navigate some days

  • wellWellwell

    I noticed in Tre’s (th) she said “I know my Mom would want my Dad to be here with ME” nothing about her brother..LOL. Sure, she has changed. The way Messy runs behind her with the other two con’s is hilarious. What a staged argument, Kim D. gets free promotion for her sorry azz fashion shows and Tre, get’s scream time without going back to prison. What a blatant setup.

    • bluebell

      I agree!

    • chacha1

      I wonder why Kim D doesn’t have the fashion show at The Brownstone that the Manzo’s own ???? I like Kim D who stands up to that bully Treape and her brown nosed SIL pole dancing Melissa

      • wellWellwell

        Caroline despises Kim D. Caroline blamed Kim D. & Teresa for setting Messy up as a stripper.
        I know this is random but did you see the hairdresser curling Siggy’s hair? She looked so much like Messy just an older version. If Messy did not have nose jobs and a face lift/filler she would look exactly like that hag.

  • Misha

    Teresa saying that if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything is so hypocritical that it’s funny. When has she ever done that! And Melissa is an idiot for bowing down to the felon. It was Teresa who helped perpetuate the rumour that she was a stripper. How can she possible overlook that!

    • Evil Queen

      Cause their “ Fambly!”

      • chacha1

        I remember a blown out dragged down fist fight at a fambly Communion party where Treape and her hobo clown asshole brother were going at each other real good and the hobo crying “your my father” when Hooty Owl Giacinto was mad at him … this fambly is FAF and without Bravo they would not even see each other
        Melissa forgets who stuck by her when she was being trashed by Treape and kicked Jac, Chris, Caroline, Rosie and Kathy to the curb. Cry all you want Treape and Hobo Joe, you are responsible for your mothers death with all the stress you heaped on her

  • wellWellwell

    Just maybe, Delores unseated the FELON this season. She isn’t taking shit from anyone including the FELON and her azz kissing crew. Knock em’ down Delores, it’s been a long time coming!

  • italiano bambino

    Hey remember Jackei from envy Melissa partner. Well she’s going after andy and Melissa gorga with a law suit.. Lol

    • Authentic

      Say what now? Lol!!!!

      • italiano bambino

        Here:

        Bravo scion Andy Cohen and “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Melissa Gorga are being sued by a woman who was once featured on the show, and she’s looking for a serious payday.
        The woman, Jackie Beard Robinson, claims she was made to look like a thief on the popular reality show, and she wants $30 million, claiming the on-screen portrayal has negatively impacted her business and personal life.

        She is officially suing NBC Universal, Andy and Melissa for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress, The Blast reported on Dec. 7, citing court documents.

        The Blast reported that Jackie met Melissa while the reality TV star shopped in her Florida store. The two eventually went into business together, and opened a clothing store in New Jersey, called “Envy by Melissa Gorga.”

        However, things took a turn in late 2016 and the partnership abruptly ended. Jackie claimed that Melissa “misappropriated” over $37,000 from the company.

        The business deal even became a “Housewives” plot line.

        Once their partnership was disbanded, Jackie went to the store to retrieve her belongings. But, when the business deal was featured on “Housewives” several months later, Jackie claims producers made it appear that she “snuck into Envy in the middle of the night and stole clothing.” Jackie argues that she actually showed up in broad daylight during business hours and removed her items.

        Melissa and Andy even once spoke about Jackie on “Watch What Happens Live.” While chatting, Andy said, “Wow, so, that lady wound up kinda ripping you off?” Melissa answered, Yes.”

        • chacha1

          I hope she wipes that smirk off Andy’s face and I hope Melissa’s Envy tanks like all her and Hobo Clowns financial bust out ventures

    • chacha1

      YAY !!!

  • chacha1

    The Gorga-Guidice Famblies are a disgrace to their heritage and are violent scumbag criminals, the men have no respect for women and that old geezer father Owl Gorga making a comment about Margaret’s Blonde Hair by asking her if her carpet matches the drapes made me want to spit in his face…. he is a curmundgeon and an asshole like his son Hobo Joe, SIL Jailbird Joe and that SKANK Teresa who Jailbird calls his bitch wife cvnt !!!!