#RHOD RECAP: Cary’s Husband’s Vagina Envy On Display During LeeAnne Locken Gang Up At The Reunion!

Posted on Nov 14 2017 - 12:48pm by Dani-K

Welcome back, y’all. At the end of last week’s Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, things were just getting good. Mark was set to join the ladies on the sofa and LeeAnne walked off the set. I’m pretty sure they lured her back with chocolate.

So we’re back, and Mark is sitting next to his wife, Cary. Flashbacks are shown of the control struggles between Mark and Cary and the jealousy he feels toward his own daughter. Mark tells Andy he loves his daughter and joins her for dinner six nights a week. Bless his heart, he’s so sweet to wait until after dinner to head out to the Round Up. Mark claims what everyone else does when they don’t like themselves on TV, the cameras caught him in some bad moments. Some? And his humor is called sarcasm, in case you thought it was called angry white man.

Onto the Round Up! What does Mark have to say about being “serviced” at what Andy calls the “big, gay country bar” that he will be going to after this taping? Mark says it’s not true. LeeAnne apologizes for repeating what someone else told her. She meant to hurt Cary, not Mark. Andy pressed LeeAnne to reveal who said this, but she won’t because she’s “not comfortable” talking about this subject anymore. D’Andra and Kameron chime — they both think going after Mark was wrong.

Mark and Cary say they are in a good place now because therapy comes to them and apparently that works better than going to therapy. LeeAnne admits to owning what she says. Having said that, Cary apologizes for saying Rich has a small penis. It was in retaliation for everything LeeAnne has said. Which is exactly why LeeAnne was saying the hurtful crap she was saying. Andy asks if the two can ever get past this. Cary says she hopes so and LeeAnne says she hopes she can stop being idiotic. 

Next, Andy asks Mark about Cary being the “fucking nanny” while he was married to his ex-wife. Mark says he thought they went over this last season, but no, they didn’t have an affair. Brandi says she heard about Cary being the occasional babysitter from Mark’s daughter, and then twisted it in her little mind. Brandi apologizes for being a psychotic bitch.

Andy asks why we never see Mark’s kids on the show, and this doesn’t get answered, but Cary says his kids are, Like her best friends, y’all. Stephanie says she has never been so disappointed in Brandi in all her dang life than that night she accused Cary of being the “fucking nanny.” And this makes her so sad, y’all. D’Andra sticks up for LeeAnne, of course, and asks why Mark and Cary still allow Brandi into their home but won’t extend the same grace to LeeAnne. Mark accuses LeeAnne of being cray-cray. Cary says she forgives Brandi, but the jury is still out on whether she will ever forgive LeeAnne.

Next, flashbacks are shown of the up and down love-fest between Brandi and LeeAnne. So why did Brandi explode at LeeAnne’s engagement luncheon? Brandi says it’s because of how LeeAnne kept threatening people. Really Brandi? Kameron calls Brandi a hypocrite, and Brandi’s like, whatever. LeeAnne says it was a joke that she would slit Brandi’s throat. Brandi accuses LeeAnne of taking people’s low points and exploiting them. They call each other liars and nothing is resolved.

A viewer question suggests that Cary and Stephanie were being “mean girls on steroids” to make Brandi choose them over LeeAnne. Cary and Stephanie disagree — they feel it was the other way around. Stephanie tells LeeAnne “you are who you hang out with,” which is repeated a lot this season. LeeAnne says “everything” is not her fault. So will LeeAnne invite any of the ladies to her wedding? 

Andy asks if Brandi and LeeAnne will ever be friends again. LeeAnne responds maturely and explains she’ll always give people another chance. Brandi on the other hand, rudely says that she can’t be friends with someone so toxic. LeeAnne says her heart has been ripped from her chest and is now on the floor — Brandi takes the opportunity to stomp all over it and blurts out that she doesn’t think LeeAnne can change because she’s 50. And it’s like a scientific fact that people don’t change after 50. OMG, Brandi! Just when I think you’ve reached your vapid limit, you hit a new high.

So it’s the old rose and thorn game they stole from RHONY. Stephanie says her rose is her friendship with Brandi and her thriving son. Forget about the other kid. And her thorn is the broken people all around her. Obviously not her. Kameron says her rose is building new friendships and her thorn is being with people who don’t respect her boundaries. She’s talking to you, Brandi. D’Andra’s rose and thorn has been pontificating on her relationship with her mother. Stephanie asks what pontificating means? Seriously? Just sit there and look pretty. Cary’s rose has been her husband’s support and fashion sense and her thorn has been the rumors about them. LeeAnne can’t see any roses because her garden is gray and the thorns are everywhere. Brandi says her thorn is hurting people she loves and her rose goes to Stephanie. Will you accept this rose, Stephanie? Okay, that was lame.

In closing, Andy tells D’Andra since she’s the voice of reason to pontificate something special for them. D’Andra says they need to let the dust settle and come back with a fresh perspective. Andy loves that thought, but doesn’t say whether there will be a reason to come back next year.

What do you think? Should there be a season 3 of The Real Housewives of Dallas? Sound off below.

 

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  • italiano bambino

    RhoD deserves a 3rd season. D’andra is still my favorite.

    • ScrappieONE

      I love D’andra… She won me when she said you can bounce a pin pong ball off her moms face… lol

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        Love love love D’Andra. I also think Kameron deserves a second season. She totally owns her shit and I’m okay with that.

        • italiano bambino

          She doesn’t gives no F in calling the right couch on their shit.

          • GirlPlz

            There is no shit to call out. LeeAnn is a liar and drama queen

        • ScrappieONE

          In the beginning her voice grated on my nerves but you’re right she does own her shit and calls others out….

        • Dani-K

          I’m cool with Kameron as well. I think Bravo should cut Brandi and LeeAnne and pick two new cray-crays.

          • Elizabeth Fisher

            Well LeeAnne said she’s not coming back for a third season so we’ll see. I actually would hate to see LeeAnne leave. I get her brand of cray. Now Brandi can hit the road as far as I’m concerned.

          • Dani-K

            LeeAnne was probably negotiating a salary and calling their bluff. I think she’ll be back but they should put in her contract that if she threatens violence they can dock her pay. It’s reality TV, not life or death. She confuses the two sometimes.

          • Cassandra Dreme

            Trust and believe she is coming back. That was just an empty threat. She is very manipulative that way.

    • Bruce’s Balls

      She is my fave as well.

    • GirlPlz

      I liked her but she coddles LeeAnn.

  • Sandy Wood

    Great recap Dani, great season of recaps in fact. It must be a challenge to sort through all the petty BS these women engage in.
    By 10 years old, most girls have learned to cull from the pack those that are obnoxious to them. Like minds tend to attract and form lasting bonds and true friendships.
    It wouldn’t be “reality TV” without the nonsense, but I could never comprehend being in the same room with someone who accused my husband of being on the down low, true or not.

    • Dani-K

      And to think they didn’t get paid. They lost all integrity for free.

      • Sandy Wood

        I had the distinct feeling most of it was contrived, they seemed to be trying very hard to ‘bring it’. I watched anyhow, lol, so what does that say about my viewing discretion.

        • chacha1

          me too Sandy LOL it’s the train wreck

  • ScrappieONE

    I don’t know why but Cari gets on my nerves and her facial expressions drive me nuts…

    • Why is this happening to us?

      The way she speaks irritates me too. She over enunciates every word…ugh

  • Bruce’s Balls

    In my best LeeAnne voice “Mark, they’re just vaginas!”

    • italiano bambino

      Lol!!!!

  • 4peace

    Terrible reunion fashion. The makeup is bad, too.

    • and the cheap earrings

      • 4peace

        All that money. . . Stephanie’s talking head all season, with the blue one shoulder wonky boob dress, was ho ho horrendous. Stylists need to stage an intervention stat.

        • ARealHousewife

          the blue mess of dress she wore at reunion was no better! Maybe she should ask Mark to dress her too?

      • Dani-K

        OMG the cheap earrings!

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    I would imagine that Mark’s first wife won’t let the children appear on the show.

    • 4peace

      I thought they were grown?

      • we”r”family

        They are 17 and 20.

        • Elizabeth Fisher

          I knew they were older but I didn’t know if they were over the age of 18. So one is able to film without the mother’s consent.

        • GirlPlz

          Maybe they don’t want to be on the show. They are grown. Are you sure that is their age. They could be older

          • we”r”family

            Mark gave their ages at the reunion.

  • we”r”family

    I wish Mark’s ex wife suddenly appeared. Cary would be the one walking off.

    • GirlPlz

      why? His kids love her.

      • we”r”family

        So they say. But, we’ve never heard his ex wife’s or his kids version of things.

        • GirlPlz

          It’s funny how you think you have more of an idea than their own family

          • we”r”family

            I was going to say the same to you. How do you know the kids love Cary? Because Cary and Mark say so? Do you know the ex wife and the kids?

          • Evil Queen

            Maybe Dr. Goober threatened his children/ ex wife, that if they speak against him or Scary he would cut them financially off?

  • Salmah

    Brandi is such a mean girl and Stephanie is an empty airhead. I can’t with either of them. I feel like LeAnn, D’Andra and Kameron have real lives going on with careers, families, real emotional issues and class. Yes, I said class. Leann would not have lasted this long among Dallas society without social class. Brandi needs to not be on TV and focus on raising those children. Stephanie is such a bumble head – she is that woman who’s husband ends up being a swindler and she claims she never knew a thing! Take BOTH of their husbands money away and they would be serving cocktails at a local strip club. SERIOUSLY. They are vapid, empty headed mean girls and should not be on the show.

    • Gingertee

      We are all entitled to our opinion because if LeAnn is an example of class then thank the heavens for classless; she is a HAM (hot a&& mess). LeAnn is a great example of violent, unhinged, potential psycho but class, not even on a bad day. I’ll take empty headed over that bad example of class any day. As for the rest being mean, there is nothing meaner than the things LeAnn has said, thrown and threatened. Its only a matter of time before her mouth writes a check her a&& can’t cash. Someone is going to defend themselves against her actions and she will have no defense because her threats are all on tape and based on how she behaves, they have every right to think she means the threats she makes. She should be careful.

      • Salmah

        Like we have been waiting for Tamara to be held accountable?

        • Gingertee

          Like any of them should be held accountable

    • GirlPlz

      LeeAnn has no life. She is a leech, using charities and high society.
      Stephanie has a “real life and real issues” – her son has autism and was struggling in school. How is that not a real family, emotional issue. She also has a real family. LeeAnn is the one who doesn’t have the nuclear family.
      Stephanie is a lot more intelligent than you give credit.

      • Salmah

        Yeah…so…LeeAnn has a pretty good reputation in the charitable circle. She is paid to organize fundraisers and act as MC. She also has an income from modeling.
        Stephanie did not bring up the learning disabilities with her son until it was brought to HER attention by the school. Her husband Travis did NOT start the company – his parents did. The gossip in that town has ALWAYS been that Travis met Stephanie in a “club” right after his parents turned the company over to him. I stand by my statement about Stephanie being empty headed and VERY desperate to be accepted in Dallas society.

        • GirlPlz

          So?
          LeeAnn does not have a good reputation.
          The comment about Stephanie’s son is strange/
          So what if her husband did not start the company. He works and is very successful. Did you start the company you work for? Or any company you worked for
          What is bad about a club?
          Stephanie isn’t desperate – she would be gladly welcomed

          • Salmah

            In Dallas LeAnne DOES have a very good reputation in relation to her charity work and she is welcome in most of the Dallas Elites home without an invitation. Check your facts – I know this to be TRUE.

            Why is the comment strange about her son?

            Did I start the company I work for? Yes, we did start it and we have built it up into something to be very proud of. Your point?

            Nothing is bad about a club. What IS bad is trying to pass yourself off as something you are not – which is what Stephanie and her husband are trying to do. Just wait….These things have a way of exposing themselves.

            Stephanie is NOT “gladly welcomed” into Dallas society – as a matter of fact- she is not KNOWN at all and certainly not considered elite or even a part of Dallas society. Fact.

    • chacha1

      Brandi needs to join AA

  • Gingertee

    Owning your ish means nothing to me if a person is constantly making threats. I think LeAnn is the carny nut koo-koo that flew over the nest. The two new ones mean nothing to me. I don’t know what happened in Mark’s first marriage but I’m guessing its not LeAnn’s business, she should focus her energy on counting to 30 because 10 is not enough. I wasn’t anymore impressed by D’Andra then I am by drying paint and the same goes for Kameron. I can’t get past LeAnn, her threats are harsh and severe and after she has these violent rages, “I’m sorry” sounds like a bunch of BS. I think she realizes her fits don’t sit well with the public and she tries a bit of damage control which ends up being hard (because she really isn’t sorry).

    • GirlPlz

      She is full of shit

    • JrzShoreLady

      I agree 100% regarding LeeAnn, but I would give D’Andra and Karmeron another season. I think since momma turned over the keys to D’Andra next year might be more interesting. Kameron would probably be better as friend of the show instead of main character.

      • Gingertee

        I see your point, I can agree with that

  • GirlPlz

    LeeAnn is not sincere with her apologies. It’s just another manipulative act. If LeeAnn left, I wouldn’t care. She doesn’t make the show. She isn’t the star of the show. Her scenes and tantrums are stupid.
    D’Andra is disappointing with her excuses for LeeAnn. Asking Mark and Cary to forgive LeeAnn like they do Brandi was absurd and false equivalence

  • GirlPlz

    I like Stephanie, Cary and even Brandi – she owned her behavior
    Kameron can depart. She was so thirsty and trying too hard. She adds zero to the show

  • Lynn

    This wan’t a recap it’s an opinion piece….blah!

    • Wicked Cupcake

      It is a recap on a blog. Bloggers write from THEIR perspective.

  • boredatwork

    ‘angry white man’??

    WTF??????????????????

    What does his skin colour have to do with any of it?

    • Simon

      Yeah, I was wondering this myself… 🤔

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Agreed….makes no sense.

    • Dani-K

      It’s called comedy – not everyone gets the joke – but all jokes have a certain amount of risk.

  • chacha1

    Brandi is white trash with some cash, Mark and Cary are FAF and they are playing to the camera in case the season is renewed and Bravo will pay this time to allow Cary to stay home with Zuri who Mark clearly resents and does not like at all … he cannot unring that bell, we saw his disdain and disgust at that little girl right on camera and those two, along with Brandi can dish it out but can’t take it …..

  • Wicked Cupcake

    I hate Brandi. She is a disgusting pus bag.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Same. I can’t even stand looking at her scenes.

      • Wicked Cupcake

        She is the very definition of trailer trash. No wonder her grandmother refused opening the door to her.

  • Misha

    I finally watched this last night. As expected, it’s nothing but excuses, excuses and more excuses from the psychotic banshee. I really hope that she sticks to her announcement and doesn’t come back. I don’t find her brand of ‘behaviour’ entertaining at all. She’s far too easily set off and I do believe that it could lead to actual violence. I think my favourites are D’Andra, Stephanie and Carey. Brandi I can tolerate in small doses and Kameron is neither here nor there for me. I hope RHOD comes back for a third season but without the riled up moron.

  • VictoriaLoria

    Love love love Kameron, D’Andra & LeeAnne.
    Cary? Ugh.