#RHONJ RECAP: Siggy Flicker Explodes On Teresa, Melissa and Danielle In EPIC Boca Blowout!

Posted on Oct 11 2017 - 9:44pm by Nancy

Here we go again — we’re only one episode down, and murky loyalties are already being exposed on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The cast Boca trip picks up with the déclassé food fight, ignited by the cast convict, Teresa. The evening was supposed to be a celebration of Melissa’s birthday, but nosedived into a hot, sticky, sugary mess that left party planner, Siggy, totally humiliated. “We’re gonna have to explain to the restaurant we’re from Jersey!” Siggy yelled through tears. Thirsty newbie, Margaret, shot a bold “take it down a notch” diss at Siggy, but was quickly slammed with the classic Jersey comeback — “Go f*ck yourself!”

The ladies begin the morning after by nursing their hangovers, and catching up with their families back home. Teresa’s four daughters are staying with her father — Papa Gorga — the girly ruckus brightening up the widower’s new reality. Melissa calls her hubby, Joe, to rehash the cake hurl and slam Siggy for being oversensitive to women behaving like “wild animals.” Siggy, on the other hand, recounts the drama to her husband without insulting the other women, simply sharing that her feelings are hurt.

Back in the garden state, Dolores’ ex, Frankie, is breaking his son’s balls over college application procrastination. The pressure is on, and Frank pleads with his boy to get his rear in gear or else!

Margaret and Danielle later join cake-tossing divas, Teresa and Melissa, and head to the beach. Despite Siggy introducing Margaret into the circle — Miss Pigtails gleefully throws into a messy gossip sesh about the relationship expert. The women cackle like a bunch of high school mean girls — referring to Siggy as “Soggy,” and whining about their entitled right to behave like disrespectful children. Life after lockup has brought the zen — so as the group hits the sand, Teresa announces that she’s now a prison-trained yoga instructor. 

Teresa stretches into a downward dog pose, which invites a flashback of another Housewife fraudster — Donkey Booty workout anyone? She claims that yoga has taught her how to be “positive” — evidently positively passionate about talking smack behind a friend’s back and face-smashing pricey pastry. 

Margaret makes an awkwardly bold gesture of ass-kissery — gifting Teresa with a wreath memorial to put in the ocean as a tribute to her late mother. The group writes lovely notes to their deceased family members — Bravo sneakily asking viewers to muster emotion over two one episode newbies. It’s early in the season for such a heavy scene — but Teresa appreciates the gesture. 

Meanwhile, Siggy and Dolores are still reeling from the whizzing cake bombs, and meet at a juice bar to debrief. Siggy tries to wrap her head around the ladies’ behavior, a tough task because her friends “embarrassed” her. She explains that she was just trying to do something special for Melissa, and in return was disrespected. Dolores supports her friend and gives some wise advice — to warn the ladies to be on their best behavior at an upcoming visit to Siggy’s best friend’s house. In other words, play nice or get strung up by a tennis racket.

We take a brief detour back home, to check in with Papa Gorga, Joe, and the kiddos. Joe delivers a takeout dinner for everyone, and the clan engages in a convo about teen dating. Meanwhile, back in Florida, the cast drives to Siggy’s friend’s house for a day of leisure — but the awkward tension in the van is suffocating. When the group arrives at Laurie’s fabulous home, Siggy gently warns the children women to behave themselves before entering the door. Teresa is immediately offended by the spot-on etiquette lesson, but will certainly not turn down the fab food and free champagne.

They all sit down to lunch, and Laurie is a gracious host, even arranging for a lifeguard to accommodate nervous non-swimmer, Teresa. Mesmerized by the real money opulent scenery, they engage in light conversation, but the mood quickly sours when Danielle rubs Margaret’s beach memorial in Siggy’s face — pointing out the glaring cast exclusions.

After lunch, the group splits up — Siggy, Dolores, and Margaret go off to play tennis, while criminal Teresa, porn star Danielle, and failed pop star Melissa watch Teresa flirt doggy paddle with an attractive swim instructor with a man bun, tattoos and a ripped body. Danielle Staub is back on the RHONJ scene with a nipped and tucked mug only a mother could love —bringing the fireworks and hot lava in her genitals — primed to turn any discussion to sex. 

Siggy excuses herself to pull Laurie aside to rehash the cake throwing debacle, and her friend reinforces the obvious — the birthday bashers are classless pigs! Simultaneously, Margaret uses the time alone with Dolores to launch into  gossip about Siggy. Margaret’s bid for rookie of the year flops, when Dolores calls her out for not including Siggy in the memorial — shutting down the chatter, before peacing out.

Later that evening, the ladies spiffy up for a group dinner at Siggy’s Boca condo. Cast alliances have been clearly established — Siggy and Dolores vs Teresa, Melissa, Danielle and MargaretMargaret stirs the pot on the way to dinner by telling Teresa, Melissa and Danielle about her earlier discussion with Dolores, on the tennis court. She labels Dolores Siggy’s puppet — and succeeds in getting the ladies riled up right before dinner.

The group arrives at Siggy’s home, and Siggy has gone all out for her guests — even hiring a personal chef to make the night extra special. Immediately Siggy and Teresa sit down for a chat and Teresa’s stubborn attitude makes an appearance. After dinner, Siggy addresses the elephant in the room — the dreaded cake massacre. Siggy wants an apology, but is instead slammed with accusations about things she said to the ladies that night. Siggy doesn’t remember her exact words, and Dolores backs her up, making it clear that she’s Team SiggyDolores’ words shock Teresa, who expects loyalty — because she considers Dolores a sister and a diehard cheerleader.

The ladies all pile on Siggy, but the mom of two claps back, accusing them of kissing Teresa’s ass. Margaret thirstily chimes in, letting Siggy know that her emotional responses have earned her the title of “Soggy.”

Melissa jumps in, and accuses Siggy of talking down to the ladies, and Siggy blasts Melissa for doing the same. Melissa labels Siggy a downer — and the hostess doesn’t back down — snapping back with a verbal Jersey sin — referring to the women’s behavior as “trash.” Apparently, “trash” and “stupid” are fightin’ words to Jersey girls (who knew?), and an ugly shouting match ensues. The prostitution whore shifts into full blown thug mode — slamming her fist on the table, dramatically warning Siggy to never to utter that word again. 

Siggy delivers a delightfully savage comeback without blinking a fake eyelash — chanting “Trashy…Trashy…Trashy!!!” The dumpster diss sends Melissa into hysterics, and she accuses Siggy of using drugs to amp her reality game. Melissa explodes, and she storms towards the exit with Teresa nipping at her heels, yipping that no one better speak to her trashy sister-in-law that way. Margaret and Danielle obediently scurry off as well.

Tune in next week when Siggy and Margaret face off!

 

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Nancy loves to multi-task as a writer, she's an actress and online radio host. She received a B.S. in Mass Communications from LSU. She's married and the proud mom of 2 German Shepherds.

  • BriannaG

    Team Siggy and Dolores all the way!
    Siggy put time and effort into that cake, not to mention the money she paid for it. Melissa and Teresa were absolutely disrespectful and trashy. Teresa really thinks that everyone must bow to her. Melissa is becoming the same way. Danielle is still crazy and thirsty for drama (=camera time), and so is the new HW (Margaret?)
    I don’t know, may be I am old fashioned, but I hate food fights in general. I hate to see food being thrown on the floor. It’s so stupid and NOT fun.

    • Lisat

      Siggy actually had the nerve to talk about being embarrassed! How she shouted like a fool to people in the restaurant! Pulling out names, titles, like she’s so classy? Throwing out her friend Laurel husband title. Ridiculous. And stay with who brought you? Didn’t see the invisible chain on Margaret’s leg Siggy/Soggy was in control off. Siggy is a Jacqueline and needs to go. SHE needs a psychologist. Bye, bye Soggy uh…Siggy. SHE IS CONCEITED!

      • GirlPlz

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I would be embarrassed to sit at dinner with her after that scene

        • Minx

          I would have excused myself to go to the Bathroom and never returned..
          I felt embarrassed just watching Siggy.
          I, bet, No One, knew who the hell, she was!
          😸😸
          😽

    • chacha1

      ITA and you have to remember that Treape and Melissa are dumpster trash …. and you are right, no matter what the cost of the cake, I just wouldn’t do that to a friend of mine, there are other ways to have fun and maybe if she would have just put frosting on Melissa’s face that would have been funny but to throw it GTFOOH with that

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Great recap, Nancy. What Melissa and Teresa did was wrong. But talk about an overreaction from Siggy. She went overboard for an apology from trashy animals that don’t appreciate anything nice. I understand Siggy spent money on it and wanted them to enjoy it but seriously.

    • GirlPlz

      A gift is unconditional. The giver has no claim over it. I get that she could feel disrespected, but it also shows that the cake is more about her than the intended recipient. Siggy wants praise. “Oh Siggy, look at how much effort you did it. You are so awesome”. She has dishonest intentions, that’s why she’s annoyed

      • RealitytvJunkie

        Gift giving is unconditional, I agree but the receiver should display basic manners and show appreciation.

        • GirlPlz

          I get that. But I have to be honest – I did laugh when they were throwing the cake. What were the going to do with the rest of the cake it? Eat it? They’re probably too carb-conscious

    • Many women don’t even eat cake so why not throw it? Kidding!

    • chacha1

      Treape is a nasty mean bully and a simple “sorry” would never cross her lips… this Cvnt who Jailbird Joe refers to the mother of his children should not even be on this show anymore… and then to see her and Danielle bonding just proved what trash she really is.

  • Goose

    Siggy needs to let it go. She should know by now that she’s not hanging with classy women by any means. I don’t know if this is her trying to grab screen time/storyline or she’s having an epic battle with menopause. Either way she’s so needy & unreasonable. Another note, if this season is all about Teresa’s mom dying, I’m done. Stop trying to humanize her for sympathy Bravo. She’s a heartless, dumb criminal.

    • chacha1

      I will say it again, I wish TreApe would have scammed Andy Cohen and his parents ….

  • GirlPlz

    Haven’t watched yet, but Siggy must be on the chopping block to be this thirsty for attention and drama. She can go

    • SME-YourSaltyCrabCakes

      Her storyline this season is that tacky cake being thrown around a restsurant

  • SME-YourSaltyCrabCakes

    When you say epic, do you mean whiny?

    • NoFixinStupid

      LOL…..your username

  • Bryan

    I WANT THEM ALL ARRESTED!!!!!!!!!

    • GirlPlz

      Like OC, they’re all unlikeable.

    • we”r”family

      To include Jac and her hubby Chris lol.

    • ScrappieONE

      Now that would be fun to watch… 🙂

    • RealitytvJunkie

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      • Bryan

        =)

    • Lol, for destruction of cake and tacky behavior!

      • Bryan

        Yes mainly for the cake, cakes are NOT meant to be thrown they are meant to be eaten and enjoyed with passion and gusto or slowly and sensually, You NEVER throw cake, there were plenty of other things on that tables those Jersey Bovines could have been tossing like their bad weaves and their tacky shoes and bags, but never EVER toss cake!!! Never!!!!

        • Minx

          🚫 🎂↪👋tossing!
          🍰↪🍴↪😋
          😽😸😹

          • Bryan

            That’s right!!!!

          • Minx

            😸
            That Cake looked incredible!

          • Bryan

            Oh yes!

          • Minx

            Now, I want a piece of really decadent Cake!🍰🍴
            Thanks, Bryan!
            😸😹

          • Bryan

            Some big gooey birthday cake with all that butter cream frosting and those butter cream decorations

  • GirlPlz

    I thought the cake throw was hilarious. Siggy needs to chill and go hang out with the friends she fake waved to in the restaurant

    • It was hilarious when everyone looked at her like she was crazy. No one there knew her. Wth was she yelling hi to, the mirror?

  • GirlPlz

    Delores’ son – Frankie – seems distracted. His head is affected

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I know I’m distracted because I keep waiting for a shirtless scene.

  • GirlPlz

    I want to hang out at Siggy’s friend house

    • we”r”family

      and take a swimming lesson even though I know how to swim lol.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Yaaas~ after a few tennis lessons.

      • Minx

        I want the Swimming Instructor and the Cake (before it was thrown)..
        🏊➕🍰🍴=😸

  • GirlPlz

    Ponytails is so thirsty!!!!

    • we”r”family

      That is the fastest switch of alliances I have ever seen lol.

      • GirlPlz

        I know. Having said that, Siggy was being ridiculous. “I’m the talented person in the world”. Bitch stop. Clearly they were just social acquaintances (or a made up friendship to somehow introduce this new bitch to the show and make it seem genuine )

        • we”r”family

          Yes, there is something very off. I also say foul when it comes to Delores and Teresa’s long friendship. They barely speak to one another. Then the whole Danielle and Tre friendship….um no!

    • the underground train

      Parched!

      • Jennymckitty

        But I still like her more than Siggy.

  • GirlPlz

    They are fighting over a cake? Is this worse than OC already
    * Siggy is over-reacting (or maybe her delivery is making it worse)
    * Even though Siggy is unhinged, Teresa & Melissa are bitches. There wasn’t anything wrong with what she said to the two of them at the door of her rich friend. Teresa & Melissa reacted like spoiled mean girls. Melissa is probably pissed at Saggy’s friendship with Kim D
    * Ponytails is mega thirsty
    * Danielle is trash
    * So are Melissa & Teresa
    * Delores is stuck with this stupid mess
    * So is sexy chef

    • GirlPlz

      i started off thinking Siggy was being overdramatic. My comments below will show that (oh well). But now I’m siding with her. Melissa & Teresa are childish immature brats. Their walk out was ridiculous. And Ponytails is so pathetically thirsty. She is desperate to be part of this gang/show

      • chacha1

        Yes !!! ITA

    • we”r”family

      I am not sure what is going on. It seems like Siggy wants to be as “famous” as Teresa. I didn’t think Siggy and Melissa were particularly close. But, the cake that was supposed to represent Melissa’s store, and cost a $1000? I don’t see it. Tacky to start a playful cake fight, yes. But, does it warrant all this you owe me an apology. The cake was a GIFT to Melissa. She is like a spoiled child holding her breath till she gets her way. Isn’t going to happen in this group. How about how Siggy kept going on and on this was her town. How she walked into the restaurant as if she was a STAR and was loud. The woman isn’t all that.

      • GirlPlz

        She is a nobody. You are right – she wants to control how someone uses her “gift” and get praise for her “gift”. It’s all about her really

        • we”r”family

          Siggy appears to be the neediest one of the group. Which doesn’t bold well for her career as a motivational speak, relationship expert, and peacemaker lol.

          • anonymous

            Lol I still can’t get over the fact that she is a motivational speaker. The only thing she motivates me to do is to turn the channel when she is on.

          • Minx

            👍
            😽

        • Minx

          Let’s 👀 see…
          A Micromanaging Narcissist?
          Just, guessing..
          😽
          😸

      • the underground train

        What do you mean she isn’t all that? She is the most talented person in the world. Snort! Dam I couldn’t even type that with a straight face.

  • ScrappieONE

    I refuse to watch these cons, frauds, liars and thieves…. Come on Married to Medicine and RHOBH…..

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      Yep, I stopped watching when the indictments went down years ago.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Then you missed the preview to M2M (starting early November).

  • Wishmich

    Melissa and TreApe acted like juvenile morons with the cake and should have just apologized for being stupid drunks instead of getting all high and mighty. I can do without Pigtails all together. Danielle started over being called trash…..as if she hasn’t heard that a few million times in her life. The only decent one was Delores.

    • chacha1

      ITA, they knew they hurt Siggy’s feelings and should have stopped it right there by saying they were sorry, I would have had it been a friend of mine but now we know Siggy is not friends with those slugs Melissa and Treape. Danielle who is BFF with Teresa now is as disgusting as she always was and belongs with those two assholes Melissa and TreApe ….. Siggy would not stop beating the dead horse and should have known she was going to come off being the bad guy when in fact she wasn’t at all. Her screaming and yapping away about everything makes her a major turn off ….. TreApe thinks people love her when all they love is the exposure and the Bravo paycheck …. Danielle the racist, was in the gutter where Treape had to go looking for friends, they deserve each other

  • penny 2

    That picture wall in Siggy’s house pretty much says it all about her.

    • She should really stop messing with her face or she will no long resemble those pics hanging on her wall. Her lips and cheeks are a puffy mess.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Oy~! … so obnoxious. Not only a collage’ in the foyer, but apparently everywhere. That timeshare is a fcking shrine! Weird~

  • Just My Opinion

    Siggy is the one with no class. Her restaurant entrance was ghetto. Yelling across the room at friends like she was someone important. She brings nothing to the show !

    • the underground train

      And don’t forget pouring wine out of her glass onto the table.

      • Txtea

        And bringing some of someone else’s appetizer to their table and talking to the waiter like her butler 🙈👎🏼

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      I would have crawled under the table at NY Prime

      • Minx

        Right?😸😹

    • Minx

      Right?
      Soggy’s entrance to the Steak House was cringeworthy! She was loud, obnoxious and embarrassing. I wondered if anyone in the Restaurant actually knew who she was!
      The “Cake Toss” was tacky bit was prosaic in comparison to Soggy’s entrance and all the things she said after the incident were rather harsh.
      I am not liking the “Sigster”.

  • Jennymckitty

    Siggy … autocorrect agrees with Margaret and keeps changing it to Soggy…. is really dazzled by her own mediocrity. I didn’t watch much last season and had no idea what a narcissistic attention whore Siggy is. In a cast of unlikeable people, she stood out as the one I’d least like to listen to for over 10 minutes.

    • Honestly who gives a crap about her $1000 cake or “her town”? pffft

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        While it’s true; Boca is to the Jews what Joizy is to the Italians, but that “my town” line DID get old very quickly in last week’s ep.

    • BAPS C

      Yup. That is the word to describe Siggy “narcissistic”

  • NoFixinStupid

    Soggy’s OFF HER ROCKER LMAO….a ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR cake that ended up on the floor is this season’s SL….served up on a “silver” platter…
    What is with 🐖tails? 💇

    • I love that nickname for her. She’s the worst!

      • NoFixinStupid

        It’s perfect, score one for 🐖tails

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Absolutely … I’m using it from here on out.

      • wellWellwell

        Can you imagine if SH, would have continued what she would have said about her..

        • Ha! I’m sure she would probably call her a Patty Stanger wannabe or something. 🙂

  • Jennymckitty

    Siggy brought Margaret into the group? Please. Bravo brought Margaret into the group. I hate when they do this phony bologna introductions. Then for any of them to act like the only reason Margaret or Danielle was on the trip was because Siggy invited them. Bravo sent them. And you could tell last episode that every time Siggy spoke, Margaret cringed.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      There were so many articles about her raging narcism last year.

      • Jennymckitty

        I only watched minutes of a few episodes last year and couldn’t stomach Jersey enough to even read the recaps. I think the first episode was the only one I watched in its entirety. She’s something.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Yay .. glad to have you on board Jenny!

  • anonymous

    So now instead of panty gate we will have cake gate. That’s all we will here about all season is the damn cake. Who spends that much money on a birthday cake anyway. Wedding cake I can see but a birthday cake? These women are all trash.

    • Evil Queen

      I hope cake gate ends by the next episode! I don’t want to hear about it all season.

    • Minx

      I know, right?
      I am getting Married in July. I,just Paid for a Wedding Cake..
      A Grande and how many Layers for 6 Women?
      Unbelievable!

  • TartLemon

    Haven’t watched a single moment of this season, but thought I would at least keep up with commentary. Not yet! Tried to watch Teresa on WWHL with Lea Michelle. Made it through @3 minutes before realizing Teresa and Lea Michelle are STILL 2 of my least favorite personalities.

    I’ll probably still glance at the comments occasionally because that’s where my (cheap thrill) entertainment comes. I do appreciate the time it takes to do the recaps, too.

  • Evil Queen

    I don’t understand why Treape has not learned how to swim? One would think as much as they go to the Jersey Shore, & having 4 daughters, she would have conquered this fear long ago?
    The Memorial Service? Very sweet.
    But, I think Mags has an ulterior motive / hidden agenda behind it.
    After a no response from the group text, Mags should have texted Siggy & told her what she was planning for Treape. After all she is Siggy’s guest.
    I don’t know about Mags? Jury’s out?

    • disqus_jpuxh67QSR

      didnt teresa surf with the gorgas and lauritas in the wine country trip?? the trip where joe called teresa a -unt??

      • Marsbars09

        She sure did.

    • Marsbars09

      I agree Mags is kissing Tre’s criminal behind. I don’t think Mags even likes Sigmund. But I must say Sigmund treated Jac the way Mags is treating Sigmund after Jac brought her on housewives. Sigmund doesn’t like the taste of that rx.

  • chacha1

    I saw Siggy trying to clean up the cake but we all know that the bus boys had to do it and that pisses me off …. that was low and not funny !!! If she would have put frosting on melissa’s face that would have been funny but to fling the cake like Treape did proved that this nasty stank ass criminal has no clue what class is …. how would her and Melissa like it if their kids had to clean up the mess of a couple of drunk slugs…. !!!

    • Sandy Wood

      Could you just imagine Teresa and Melissa’s reactions if someone had tossed cake or lasagna around their marble mausoleums.

      • chacha1

        Hey Sandy welcome back and good morning to you and All !!! Treape dishes it out but can’t take it, and that is why I despise her nasty ass ….. she has been a bully since day one yet Andy and bravo keep rewarding her

      • Marsbars09

        Thank you! They’d be cursing up a storm and calling the perpetrators all kinds of names.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      ITA … they took the cake throwing to a completely obnoxious and uncalled for level; however Siggy is completely overreacting, but then again that is what they are paid to do.

      • chacha1

        that annoyed me when SIggy kept going on and on about being disrespected, talk about beating a dead horse when in fact she was not going to get anything from those two arrogant bullies Tre and Mel …. Siggy knows how these skanks roll !!

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          It’s like she (and Delores) were playing nice last year. Being newbies, they were minding their P’s and Q’s and just happy to be holding a (whatever NJ housewives hold). But this year, the gloves are off. I wouldn’t want to be Tre and Mel, because they go back a lot of years, and you know they have some shit on them.

    • Minx

      I always feel bad for any business that has to endure any, Celebretard!

  • Karoline

    OT , I apologize. I just read Kelly Dodd’s blog on bravo. It was a good one!. I don’t always like what Kelly says when she is angry, but I’m liking Kelly more and more this season.

  • Txtea

    How about saying once.. the cake was $1000 and I didn’t appreciate y’all destroying it? Like that’s it. This pigtail lady is such a cling on ass kisser I already don’t like her. Danielle just grosses me out right or wrong… seasons off to an annoying start.

    • Minx

      Why not just, leave out the price and say that her feelings were hurt and she was embarrassed right when it happened instead of creating a Major Ridiculous War over the Damn
      Cake?🍰🔪🎂🔫
      Storyline Time!📝📡
      😽

  • wellWellwell

    Siggy needs to shtfu with the “Teresa & Messy have been through so much” crap, just stop it!
    Teresa brought on her own woe’s, so did Messy when she decided to kiss up to the sil she once called “felon, thief, trash, animals” and yes, bald Joe & Messy spent seasons calling Teresa and deport Joe all of those names.
    If Siggy wasn’t such a raging loon I could get behind her on this but this cake sl is beyond ridiculous. Siggy comes off weak and an easy target for the Felon and her minions. Delores is Siggy’s only hope because they won’t try to run over Delores.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I dunno … if I spend a thousand bux on a cake (talk about a rip off) and then watched them destroy it, I might call them trash too.

      • wellWellwell

        I would too but she knows who she signed up and films with so…

      • Minx

        Why would Siggy (Bravo) Spend a Grand on a Birthday Cake for Melissa? All those layers and there were only, Six people there.
        It isn’t as if they were close to, home where Melissa could have taken cake home to her Children.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          It was basically a prop … I couldn’t help but to notice the entire bottom (base) of the cake was still intact even after it was thrown. I imagine only the top part was actual (edible) cake.

          • Minx

            I noticed the same thing!
            The complete Layer was still attached to the “Silver Platter”.
            Curious!
            😸😽

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Like wedding cakes these days … 80% cardboard and 20% edible … or even worse, I got the inside scoop on a wedding that I attended where a complete “prop” cake that was rolled out for pictures etc; while the “real” cake (probably a Betty Crocker) was in the back being sliced up. I thought it was brilliant.

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    The supersized premier took off like a rocket and continued through this week, and while I appreciate a fast moving drama filled episode as anyone else, to quote Margaret, I think this one needs actually needs to take it down a few notches. While I bought the poignant wreath ceremony at the beach, the drama at Soggy’s time share “vacation home” seemed completely manufactured to me (apparently Mel in particular not only looks like J-Lo, but has the acting skills as well) … j/s. Speaking of the beach, unlike the cake throwing incident, I thought Soggy had a valid point about being left out. Sooo rude! God knows these kinds of symbolic psychobabble exercises are right up her alley.

    • wellWellwell

      That’s exactly why Soggy was left out of the wreath scene “psychobabble” Do you think Teresa was going to let her steal her scene..hell no. It was all about Teresa getting sympathy from the viewers, including Soggy would be less screen time for Teresa.
      Soggy would have droned on and on dispersing her unsolicited psychobabble.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Why you surely aren’t suggesting that the producers/editors are part of Tre’s damage control campaign are you? Haha~

        • wellWellwell

          Surely not..smhyesssss

    • Jennymckitty

      I thought they were waiting for Delores and Siggy to go to yoga and then left because they didn’t show up. There were mats waiting for the women when they got to the beach. That had to be set up beforehand. There is no way anyone set that wreath ceremony up overnight…and I’d bet money it was all Bravo’s doing. I mean, a paddle board instructor. That would take a few minutes. The itinerary had to have been planned out before they arrived. So either Siggy flaked on the pre-planned yoga and missed out on the wreath ceremony or Bravo didn’t ask her.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Good point; people traveling together are usually all informed of the itinerary, especially when they’re doing a reality show and filming; let alone a group of women with wardrobes to plan etc;. As I said, while I am enjoying the season, there is an air of “scriptedness” to it. But shhh! we aren’t supposed to know that.

        • Jennymckitty

          Enigma, Sorry if I brough too much reality to reality TV.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            I’m often tempted myself, so I’m making a conscious effort not to be a buzz kill analyze this bs. I think we all know that these are merely performing for the cameras. I think it was Kyle who said she estimates it’s 30% real and 70% “exaggerated” for the cameras.

      • Minx

        Yes, you are Correct!
        Siggy & Dolores opted out of Yoga.
        When the Ladies were in the Van on the way To Yoga, Maggot, wondered what to do?
        She thought everyone was showing up for Yoga.
        Okay, Siggy was playing “Martyr”, by not showing up, texting or calling anyone.
        You can, not have it, both ways.
        Siggy, wasn’t very Polite leaving Her Guest (Maggot) alone with Her Friends.
        Just saying..
        😽

        • sunkissed748

          Believe she goes by Marge. Only bc when they showed her mother, Bravo title said Marge Sr. Agree with everything you said BTW.

  • TartLemon

    O/T The other night, Jenni Pulos was on WWHL. Andy asked which HW home was WORST taste decorated. She said TERESA!

    ROFL

    • GirlPlz

      Who’s Jenni Pulos. Am I supposed to know her?

      • wellWellwell

        Flipping Out. She is Jeff’s assistant.

  • Marsbars09

    I have a question: it’s been said Dolores is still friends with the Manzos. I wonder how Tre feels about that? I don’t doubt for a second Dolores does not feed the Manzos and Lauritas information about Tre.

    • Bryan

      I doubt there is much feeding, everything Mrs Juicy does is all over the interwebs LOL

      • Marsbars09

        You know there is a lot more that goes on behind the scenes than what we see on TV. If I were Tre I would just leave our on camera relationship just that-ON CAMERA!

        • Bryan

          like what?

    • wellWellwell

      I have no doubt either Mars. Tre doesn’t care about the Manzoid’s and they certainly don’t care about her. Both famibly’s have shady past. A crook calling out another crook..that’s why no more Mama Manzoid show. Bravo would have to cover big Al’s issues.

  • Marsbars09

    I don’t like Siggy at all. She is showing herself to be a REAL snob. Who in the f*ck does she think she is telling grown women how to act? If Siggy wasn’t comfortable with bring some of the women around her high end friends she should not have brought them. Hell, Siggy is not well-mannered and cultured her damn self.
    I also have a problem with the “trash” comment. I think all of the women should have left Siggy alone at the dinner table. That was very uncalled for.

    • Bryan

      I get it she wasn’t happy about the cake tossing ( No cake should ever be tossed, throw something else if you MUST but never delicious cake!!!) , but going off on that diatribe after she walked into some restaurant in the town she thought was her own in a restaurant she thought was her own to people she thought were her’s ( and by the looks on their faces they were wondering ” who the fuck is this idiot??” ) was ridiculous, and they hysterics and worked up over every little thing!!!! Shut Up Sigmund!

      • Marsbars09

        I agree Siggy has no manners nor decorum. I think it’s a joke that she is a “relationship expert”.

        • Bryan

          She is about as much one as Patti Stanger was a matchmaker LOL

  • Bryan

    Oh BTW this Margaret??? she makes Kim D and Kim G look Hot!!!! where did they did this old prostitute up?!

    • Jennymckitty

      I was thinking that Betsey Johnson must be big in NJ. She the second one to try and channel her.

      • Bryan

        LOL!!!!

    • Minx

      Mary Jo Butafucco?
      (I forgot the Spelling)

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        She looks like Doris Roberts (in her glory days) to me … you can decide for yourself if that’s a compliment.

      • Bryan

        Poor Mary Jo LOL!!!

    • Birdie

      IKR…she looks like an old whore who hangs out in bowling alleys.

      • RealitytvJunkie

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      • Bryan

        yes!

  • Wicked Cupcake

    Lol@ dumb Ass drama queen Siggy. She also made me laugh when she kept referring to Boca as “her town” . Like she is the mayor or something. That boo hooing constantly gets on my nerves too.

    • Bryan

      that was so stupid!!!! and making a fuss those people in there thought she was some kind of psychotic

      • Wicked Cupcake

        Annnnnnd she is supposed to help people. God help them!

        • Bryan

          Like Patti Stinker

          • Wicked Cupcake

            That troglodyte!!!!

          • Bryan

            That’s right, she’s a horrid sea creature, so how are you doing!!!!?!?!?

    • Just My Opinion

      Not as much as her voice gets on my nerves !!

      • Wicked Cupcake

        That too.

    • Minx

      I know, Right?!
      Her People.👥👤👥
      Her Town.🌅
      Her Dinner.🍜🍴🍷
      Her Trip.🚀
      Her World!🌎
      Her Cake! 🎂
      Siggy, Siggy Siggy!!
      Geesh!
      😺

      • Wicked Cupcake

        I hate people who have to pay themselves on the back for crap they do, people they know, etc. Siggy is pathetic.

        • Minx

          Right?

  • Just My Opinion

    Just curious..What is the name Siggy short for??

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Siegfried?

      • Minx

        😺
        😸😹

      • Just My Opinion

        Hah..that’s a guys name.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Hey that’s sexist! You’re displaying gender bias! Go to your safe place!

          • Just My Opinion

            Proud to be a sexist and a racist !!!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Ha~! You left out Deplorable.

      • chacha1

        LOL

    • Minx

      Sigilet

      • Minx

        Hebrew for Annoying..

        • Just My Opinion

          LOL..you got it !!

      • Just My Opinion

        I looked it up and you are right ! It really should have been Pigilet..

        • Lisat

          Hahaha, funny

        • sunkissed748

          Haha!

  • chacha1

    ….what do you expect from Teresa an ape faced criminal and her circus monkey Melissa … two low rent hags who have no class …..

  • Gingertee

    If it was really about Melissa’ s birthday and nothing else Siggy should let it go. She seemed to be more concerned about her own recognition for buying the cake than anything else. I bet no one meant to hurt her feelings. After dealing with death and everything else, it probably felt good to let lose. I would have thought that her being an expert on people and relationships would understand. I think she needs too much attention all the time over everyone and everything else.

    • Minx

      I agree!
      Siggy’s motivates were not about what Melissa wanted for her Birthday or what Tre Needed.
      Siggy only does things which glorify or are praiseworthy for Siggy!
      Siggy is all about micromanaging, about Showing off How Important She is and how Great “Her Town” is..
      Please!

      • Gingertee

        YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Bryan

      Who cares about Sigmund, that poor cake did not deserve that abuse!

      • wellWellwell

        Bryan, some of that cake looked fake? What was that when Tre threw it, it stayed on the platter??

        • Bryan

          The base yes was, poor cake!

          • wellWellwell

            Was that cake? or something glued down? I know it doesn’t matter, it just stuck in my mind. Maybe bakers do that..idk
            I went to a wedding this summer and two layers of their cake was decorated, underneath it was cardboard. Just asking because you deal with the food industry.

          • Bryan

            it looked like a base, it didn’t come apart

          • GirlPlz

            That’s how so many cakes are. That cake was not worth $1000

          • wellWellwell

            I was puzzled with the $1000. The most expensive cake, I have ever ordered was my wedding cake and it was not even close to that price
            (not a big wedding) still a $1000?

          • GirlPlz

            And for Gorga???? Why

          • wellWellwell

            Exactly, when did they become friends?

      • Gingertee

        Bry my luv, how’ve you been. I’ll have to be honest, I didn’t think the cake was pretty. I thought it was a nice gesture but if she paid $1000 for it, then she got ripped off…….horribly

        • Bryan

          as long as it tastes good

          • chacha1

            I love cake !!!

          • Bryan

            it should never be thrown

          • Gingertee

            yep

    • chacha1

      they all know that the cakes are $1,000 plus and if she would have put frosting on Melissa’s face that would be funny but TreApe threw the cake with such force that it splattered all over ….. SIggy should not have had to clean it up, Treape and her circcus monkey Melissa should have cleaned it up …..

      • Gingertee

        SHe was complaining that they through it. Does she do that at weddings when Bride and Grooms go at it. I can get a much larger and prettier cake in Chicago and it will taste good so $1000 is still too much. She overreacted and she needs too much attention. Everything she does is about the attention it brings her.

  • BriannaG

    Am I the only one who was disgusted with Danielle? She is already looking for any opportunity to cause drama.
    First, she brought up Kim D at the lunch knowing that Melissa will go after her and that Siggy is Kim D’s friend and would defend her.

    Second, she brought up the memorial at the beach during the lunch at Siggy friend’s house just to let Siggy and Dolores know that they were excluded and cause more tension.
    And third, during the dinner at Siggy’s house she started yelling about the word “trash” and hitting the table. It also looked very calculated, since Danielle started arguing just when Siggy started to calm down.
    This crazy b.itch is sooo thirsty for drama and full time spot on the show. Dolores is right about her.

  • Darris

    I’m actually really enjoying this season so far. Much better than RHOC.

  • Great recap, Nancy. This episode was insane.