#RHOD RECAP: Carey Confronts LeeAnne For Spreading Rumors About Her Husband’s Gay Escapades!

Posted on Oct 10 2017 - 4:27pm by Dani-K

We return to The Real Housewives of Dallas right where we left off y’all – in Mexico with Brandi accusing Cary of saying that her plastic surgeon has killed people. Cary denies this and calls Brandi a liar, but interestingly enough, this started out with Cary accusing LeeAnne of threatening to harm her. LeeAnne is totally enjoying this turn of events. Brandi, Stephanie, D’Andra and LeeAnne hit the bar scene to dance on the tables while Kameron and Cary go back to their hotel room for a boring time of charcoal masks and sleep.

The following morning Brandi is hungover and struggling to remember more than hanging out with old people can be fun. The old people are D’Andra and LeeAnne. Kameron has decided that Brandi and Stephanie can’t be trusted and Cary is the only true, full person. For a girl who talks like a baby, she calls it like she sees it. Brandi thinks that LeeAnne dug up the “sexual chocolate” dildo from the beach and brought it back to the hotel room. She sets out to prove it. Brandi walks into LeeAnne and D’Andra’s room filming to find D’Andra filming her. D’Andra and LeeAnne claim they threw the dildo away and Brandi doesn’t believe them.

When the rest of the ladies wake up they pretend like nothing ever happened and no one addresses the chocolate elephant in the room. D’Andra announces today will be about team building exercises. The teams are: Brandi and Kameron, LeeAnne and Cary, and D’Andra and Stephanie. This sounds more like team destroying exercises.

The handsome guys at the beach explain the “bery easy” obstacle course. On your mark, get set, go! Team Sesame Street is in the lead, when it’s up to Kameron Big Bird, but Brandi the Grouch Elmo nearly ruins it for them. LeeAnne can’t find the buried balls and digging for them hurts her breasts. Now it’s volleyball time, also not a good idea for someone with fresh surgery sutures, but LeeAnne insists she can serve. And she can. You’d think Kameron would be great at volleyball, but she sucks.

Now it’s time to eat! The picnic is set up on the beach and the drinking begins. Cary asks Stephanie about her new house. She tears up telling the ladies about her son and his learning disabilities. Cary announces she needs to wash the sand from her vajayjay and Brandi can’t believe Kameron doesn’t have a problem with this kind of talk while they are eating. Kameron says it’s because she was made aware of Cary’s sandy-hoo-haw problem beforehand, which makes no sense.

Brandi and Stephanie are on a mission to find sexual chocolate. How long can these two keep this stupid dildo joke going? Too long unfortunately. They dress like D’Andra and LeeAnne to get their room key from the hotel staff. Brandi, claiming to be LeeAnne, says she knows Jennifer Lopez and needs to get into the room to take her meds. The guy hands over the room key without question so he can get rid of these annoying women. Once inside, Stephanie eats the leftover pancakes from their breakfast. They strike gold, or chocolate, under the pillow and deduce that it’s been used. Eww. They grab it and go without using gloves or a towel. Double eww.

Time for the boat ride from hell. Let’s drink Tequila for good luck – with the captain. The water is getting rough, but that’s okay because Brandi likes it that way. Kameron calls out Brandi and Stephanie for all the horrible things they said about LeeAnne behind her back. Brandi tells Kameron she’s full of shit. Stephanie says they were being funny, not mean. But of course they were being both.

D’Andra brings up that Brandi told them Cary was talking shit about Rich. Cary admits to saying Rich has a small penis, but insists that was a joke, too. D’Andra is like, That’s it? Brandi had led them to believe it was something massive. Not Rich’s penis of course, but the shade. Brandi says she doesn’t want to be in the middle of these two bitches. Too bad, Brandi, you are in the middle because you put yourself there. The story about The Round Up and Mark’s extra-curricular activities comes out. LeeAnne acts like she doesn’t remember saying this, but accepts responsibility. Cary asks LeeAnne why she would repeat lies when Mark has kids. LeeAnne doesn’t have a response.

The seas are getting rougher by the minute and not just because of these ladies and their fighting. Stephanie crawls to the side of the boat to throw up. Cary is next to lean over and feed the fish. The good news is the girls just lost the calories from this morning’s breakfast. Two hours later, the boat ride from hell is over.

LeeAnne tells the women they all need to own their effing shit that comes out of their effing mouth besides the vomit. She wants an apology from Cary, but Cary explains she panics and lashes out every time LeeAnne says crap about her. LeeAnne claims she is hurting like Ali – the boxer that floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. So that makes no sense. Anyway, LeeAnne and Cary finally apologize to each other.

Stephanie asks to see LeeAnne’s boobs. LeeAnne is offended by this and makes a joke about finding the dildo they buried on the beach and chasing Brandi around with it. Brandi whips out the sexual chocolate dildo and LeeAnne can’t figure out how Brandi got it when she had it safely tucked under her pillow. Brandi then teases Kameron with it again because she’s a child.

Kameron exits the boat and D’Andra follows her. Kameron whines that Brandi is like super-trashy, y’all, and won’t stop crossing boundaries, y’all. Back on the boat, Brandi keeps waving the dildo around as she tells LeeAnne it’s funny to wave around a dildo. LeeAnne gives up on talking to Brandi and Stephanie about class because she knows nothing about it and they are too drunk. Kameron makes a funny joke when she says that Brandi can suck it if she thinks she’s going back on the boat. Of course, D’Andra has to point out the funny joke to her, but then Kameron gets it and laughs.

Tune in next time when LeeAnne loses her temper and her belt with Cary.

 

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  • ScrappieONE

    So nosey me wants to hear about Carey being Marc’s and his first wife’s Nanny… Now that’s some hot tea….

    • GirlPlz

      I don’t believe any of it. She was distraught at last season’s reunion when all the rumors floated

      • ScrappieONE

        Very true, I forgot about that….

      • Champagne Hangover

        Cuz why, though? You can interpret being ‘distraught’ as you see fit. Maybe she was distraught because some skeletons came prancing out of her closet. IJS. It can go either way. Maybe she was distraught because the rumors are false. OR (and more likely, in my cynical and admittedly biased mind, cuz I don’t like Cary), she was distraught because the rumors are all too true and damaging to her persona. 🤔

        • Dani-K

          And also, Cary should be worried that if she moved in on a married man at the office, the same thing will happen to her since she’s taking an extended leave of absence to be a stay-at-home mom. Mark requires a lot of attention.

          • ScrappieONE

            OMGosh does Marc need a lot of attention especially from Cary. I have issues when someone comes into my space, too close when talking to me and Marc is always all over Cary when he gets a chance. He makes me feel like he almost wants to be Cary. From picking out her clothes to his obsession over her. It creeps me out. For Marc to become so insecure and jealous when Cary cars for their own daughter is just so odd to me.

          • Evil Queen

            Maybe he wants to skin her, & wear her like last years Versace?!

          • Jennymckitty

            If I was Carey, I’d be hoping for that. But Mark is way too needy and demanding for me.

          • MidwestMiddie

            I’m not buying into their storyline this Season. I do believe he is a fashion freak. Lol I don’t believe he is jealous of his youngest child and the time she spends with Carey. My guess – Bravo production gave Carey and her husband these roles to play if they wanted to stay on the show and collect Bravo paychecks. They’re on the show to promote his Plastic Surgeon Business and Bravo’s Checks are bonuses. From what I’ve read he is very much a family man with close ties to all 3 of his children. Carey and Mark, along with their kids, spend 3 months each summer in Switzerland. A Lovely Lifestyle.

          • Dani-K

            You are so funny, Jenny!

          • I don’t think she has anything to worry about.

          • SMDRN66

            Maybe that’s why Cary wants to stay at home. Her daughter requires significantly less attention than he does. She probably needs a break.

        • we”r”family

          That is my line of thinking. LeeAnne, I suspects hears a lot of rumors. Its a shame she repeats them to this lot because a lot of creditability is lost.

          • MidwestMiddie

            IMO, LeeAnne gets credit for starting rumors vs just spreading
            hateful gossip.

          • SMDRN66

            People who love to spread rumors about happily married couples are extremely jealous, and they hate to see other people happy when they are so miserable.

      • MidwestMiddie

        I agree. IMO, she was upset for their daughter and his two young children from his first marriage and, also, for her husband’s professional standing.

        • GirlPlz

          Yep. It was genuine. Also, Mark’s reaction to Cary telling him about the gay sex rumors seems quite genuine too.

    • Dani-K

      That was the first I’ve ever heard about her being the homewrecking Nanny. I thought she was just the interloping nurse.

      • ScrappieONE

        Yeah me too

    • MidwestMiddie

      Don’t believe it. Carey was very involved in advancing her medical education and certifications to have had the time, energy or necessity to become a Nanny. She free-lanced and worked with many plastic surgeons Mark claims he and Cary knew each other for 15 years through work and it wasn’t until his marriage was over that they became involved. Also he said his two children from his first marriage love Cary and they would hate her and him if they even thought she had anything to do with him divorcing their mother.

      • ScrappieONE

        Thanks for clearing that up because when I heard that come out of Brandi’s mouth I was like “What the What:….???? It was a first and if true it would have most likely been exposed the first season

        • we”r”family

          LeeAnne did expose the rumors but Cary and Mark said they were not true. However, Cary actively pursued working for him. She married another man whom she claims was abusive because Mark was still married. I think there was some fooling around before either of them were divorced.

          • MidwestMiddie

            Carey said she divorced her second husband because he was a Player and wasn’t faithful to her during their brief marriage.

      • Jennymckitty

        Thanks MM. It sounded to me like she had worked for other surgeons before she and Marc went into practice together. It seemed improbable that she would have taken a break from nursing to be a nanny.

    • we”r”family

      Yes! or the Nurse. She has openly admitted that she wanted to “work” with him for years.

      • MidwestMiddie

        They’ve known each other for almost 15 years through their medical work. Cary, also, said she freelanced to get more experience by working with surgeons who became experts in various reconstructive work.

  • Jennymckitty

    OK. So now I’m beginning to understand why people think Brandi is a shit stirrer. However, Kameron can hold her own in that category.

    • I love how she and Cari went home early that one night and gave themselves facials. Sounded way better than what those other dipshits did.

  • GirlPlz

    Brandi is immature gutter trash. Her husband must be the same to be married to that. Dancing on top of the bar like a nutcase. I would divorce her ass. She’s also a two-faced troublemaker

    • we”r”family

      Well, last season she complained he was never home. I can understand why.

      • chacha1

        he also has the creep factor and is one angry dude

    • chacha1

      ITA, Brandi is white trash and should not be a mother … her daughters got kicked out of catholic school because of her bad disgusting behavior … and this season she just had to sneak in another reference to wine as Jesus Juice …. what an asshole and I think that black “chocolate” dildo is repulsive to be showing on TV when these tools have kids

      • bpnc

        Her poor daughters will probably be kicked out of this school as well. I think Stephanie will be dealing with the same problems soon.

      • GirlPlz

        I forgot about her children being kicked out. Does she have no remorse? She is worse than last season. She is nasty. The husband is probably already out of the marriage

  • GirlPlz

    LeeAnn is capable of killing someone. She has a short fuse

    • MidwestMiddie

      I will bet LeeAnne’s name would be near the top of a police
      suspect list. She does have issues……….and a long mean streak.

      • GirlPlz

        I really cant stand how the show, her fans normalize her behavior. She’s dangerous

  • GirlPlz

    Do you think LeeAnne’s botched boob job is the cause of her medical emergency that will air later in the season

    • BriannaG

      I think so. As a medical professional myself, I think it was a lot of BS about Leanne’s doctor being plastic surgeon and ob/gyn at the same time. Seriously?

      • GirlPlz

        Only on Housewives show, would a person reject expert opinion for being “condescending”. She is a moron – wasn’t playing in the sand incredibly risking!

      • Jennymckitty

        I’ve known of a few OB’s that get a plastic certification and do a bit of lipo or tightening after C-sections. It always struck me as way too risky. I certainly wouldn’t seek one of them out to do a planned procedure.

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    Sorry again Dani..this is another one I had to stop watching. Leanne has some mean, angry, mental eyes. I seriously cannot watch her. She is one scary biotch. LOL Great recap for us though 😀

    • Dani-K

      It’s okay Ro. I thought RHOD was doing better, but I admit, last night was painful. Brandi and her third grade humor is a bore. Thanks for reading.

      • ScrappieONE

        I agree, Brandi it pushing the dildo thing too hard… Yeah funny for a half of a second then enough. Kameron is a complete bore, Leanne is plain nuts, Stephanie follows Brandi’s curtails too much and Cary’s husband obsession of her creeps me out.

        • we”r”family

          I think Stephanie sets up Brandi to do the dirty work.

    • chacha1

      what about Brandi’s scary crazy voice and that face !!!!

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        It looks as if she has proven herself a nasty one for sure. But to me…the pure anger when Leeanne gets mad…reminds me of someone knew. I just don’t like seeing it, it isn’t, again to me, a fun thing to see.

  • Champagne Hangover

    I just really can’t get into the RHOD, but hey, I never got into RHONJ and that’s a hit….Soooo, what do I know? I just don’t have enough of an interest in any of these women to tune in. The whole franchise seems forced and contrived to me. It’s like they tried too hard for a perfect recipe for drama and failed to deliver in any authentic sort of way. It’s just a mess that can’t be cleaned up…DUD. Cancel! But hey, I’m the only loser on the planet who watched RHODC, so again…What do I know?

    • GirlPlz

      The season started good. Now it’s stupid.

    • we”r”family

      I liked last season better than this current one. But, it is hard to get into. It is us against LeeAnne, and the trashy party of Brandi and Stephanie.

  • BriannaG

    I just can’t with Leanne, Brandi and Stephanie. I can’t. OK, last year it was all about “poop jokes” for them, this year it’s “dildo joke”. Brandi and Stephanie are dumb as rocks and sh… stirrers. I think their husbands are embarrassed of them. Brandi doesn’t respect people’s personal space and doesn’t know when to stop.

    Leanne is mentally unstable and plain dangerous. Nothing is easy or funny about her.
    I think she is jealous and obsessed with Cary and her life. It’s scary.

    To my surprise, D’Andra is a voice of reason for the most part. And even Cameron sometimes.
    Cary so far is my favorite.

    • chacha1

      I despise Brandi ….. she is white trash no class !!!

    • MidwestMiddie

      Stephanie’s and Brandi’s husbands are lifelong BFFs. They should care about their
      wives crazy behavior but I’m not sure they do.

  • bpnc

    Brandi and Stephanie need to stop with the stupid baby voices. They act like trashy girls on spring break. Not a good look on women in their mid 30s.

    • MissScarletwithaRevolver

      Or any age beyond 3.

  • Just when you thought Brandi couldn’t be any more annoying…

    • chacha1

      Brandi and her scary voice and weird eyes and lips makes me sick …. I cannot stand that nasty azzed low life

  • penny 2

    Nannygate? How original.

  • bpnc

    Carys body is not nearly as good as she thinks it is.

    • MidwestMiddie

      Carey looks good and works hard to look good. The Lady knows her Yoga!!!!
      Impressive!!!

  • Evil Queen

    Entertaining episode. Like the 4 ladies doing a bar crawl. The yacht ride with Stephanie, & Cary having seasickness/ vertigo.
    Brandi? She just cannot help herself?
    A woman of that age should not have all these insecurities.
    I believe the reason Brandi has not given Kameron a fair shot at being her friend is Kameron reminds Brandi of a girl from her past, that maybe tormented Brandi?
    Looking forward to next Monday. Cary was a Nanny?!

  • Minx

    This Franchise of HW’s seems so forced and inauthentic. Hey, I know it’s the Real Housewives but none of them seem to get along or even try.
    Brandi is cringeworthy. Stephanie was better off without Brandi.
    Leanne is Batshyte Crazy. This Woman could cut you and you wouldn’t know it.
    I just can’t with Mark.