RECAP: Luann’s Filthy Husband Gets EXPOSED and Bethenny Labels Luann a Fame-Thirsty Bride On #RHONY Reunion!

Posted on Aug 17 2017 - 8:42am by BeachSpin

It’s that time of year again — when the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York thrash out the season’s drama on the Bravo sofas. Luann’s romance with marriage is crashing, cast relationships are dicey, Ramona is braced for the worst, and Andy Cohen is salivating. A random garden theme sets the mood, and the ladies are gussied up, and ready to throw down.

Coaster Crash

Ramona Singer stands in the spotlight first, and reveals right off the bat  that she’s dating a special someone. We later learn that she’s in “heavy like” with the new guy, and has not ruled out marriage. Ramona’s season is rewound, much to her own horror. She admits that she had an “off year” and doesn’t know why — but will always own looking fantastic. A viewer blasts Ramona for disrespecting Dorinda’s Berkshires drywall, and Ramona admits that “vandalism” is never ok — if that’s what makes Dorinda happy. The wall lights were ripped down in a drunken moment of madness, and Ramona never even noticed the shards of paint falling into her cleavage.

Dorinda just wishes that her friend would muster some believable remorse, and Ramona confesses that she has a hard time admitting fault. Bethenny slams Ramona for being rude to a wide array of underlings, hilariously noting a lack of “human decency.” Ramona shares that she resides in an abused child zone — one which does not require manners. Bethenny bleats out more complaints, but Ramona shrugs, because Bethenny is no prize herself. Jill Zarin’s name is brought into the dialogue, and Bethenny squawks like a parrot, assuring Andy that she will never, ever-ever-EVER allow that has-been back into her airspace. Ramona admits that being a divorcee blows, and that she’s disappointed by her marriage failure. Ramona is in a “better place” now — but no one is holding their breath.

Sonja Clipped

Dorinda and Sonja’s beef is addressed, and Bravo flashes back Dorinda’s mouthy rants. Dorinda is delighted that “clip clip” has been embraced by the public — noting that her talent for snappy zingers is the real deal. Dorinda declares that she did not appreciate Sonja’s press passion, and plotted to clip her down a peg, before the season began. Sonja denies the blabbermouth accusation, but Dorinda has street moles who say otherwise. The cast scolds Sonja for her off-camera boozing, and shames her for swiping jammies from Dorinda’s closet. Sonja gets pummeled, stuttering out an apology for disrespecting Dorinda’s sacred sleepwear. Dorinda reminds the cast to keep their mitts off her stuff, before the segment fades.

The Beginning of the End

The storyline that spanned two seasons is revisited, and Luann begins by re-reminding us — just in case anyone forgot — that she’s married, and loves her new husband. Andy asks if it was tough to ditch the countess title, and Luann twitches a little — but says that the D’Agostino moniker is alright for now. Bravo rewinds the doomed love story, and all the drama that polluted Lu and Tom’s journey to the altar. Tom is a rogue kisser, but Luann has faith that true love reigned in his desire to maul anyone in a skirt. Luann admits that her wedding was a bit splashy, but because no woman had rammed a collar onto Tom’s finger, they felt they deserved it. We learn that Sonja was initially pre-invited to the affair, but because she snarked to the press, she got the axe. Andy shades Ramona for expecting to eat wedding cake, while digging up dirt on the groom. Ramona shrugs, and begins to tell of Tom’s womanizing ways, while Bethenny accuses Luann of being a fame-thirsty bride.

Ramona heard that Tom was characterizing his marriage as “open,” and Andy baits the others to spill all Tom-tea, stat. Bethenny concludes that Tom is a dirtbag loser, but that it’s none of anyone’s beeswax. Scratch that — because she quickly switches gears and launches into a rattling assessment of Tom’s sneaky side. Luann assures them that she “wants to know” — admitting that she is mildly alarmed by all of the chatter.

Luann says that she would bolt if the rumors were proven true — a claim that she has since backed up with action. Missy wins the Bravo whore of the season award — and Tom is dubbed an insecure schmuck. Bethenny challenges Luann to be less “inhuman,” and Luann caves, admitting that she fled to a hotel, the night before. Luann tries to be tolerant of Tom’s clunky comments, but admits that she isn’t as tough as she looks. She reveals that the drama has been hard on her son, and hints that his relationship with Tom is strained. Luann knows that Tom will always be a Regency barfly, and points to Ramona for relentlessly throwing messy Missy into his oversexed path.   

Until Part 2!

 

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  • Rochelle Huffman Barozzi

    Great recap as usual. Annnd we know Bitchenny couldn’t stay nice and “sad” for Lu for even an hour LOL.

  • Nunna Yobiz

    For all of the tea in China, I wouldn’t trade my life for that of any one of these desperate, conniving females.

  • Jackie

    Why is Bethenny on this show if everyone else besides Carol is so beneath her and evil?? I can’t stand her and she ruins this show for me

    • we”r”family

      When Bethenny implied that Ramona thinks everyone is beneath her, I thought how rich. Bethenny treats her assistants horrible. She interjects all the time. No one else can have a hard moment, a tear shed but her.

      • Jackie

        She can’t help herself. I’m sorry, but if there was anything more obvious than Beth’s delusional self grandeur and her inability to be a touch self aware. Seriously, the question needs to be asked at this point. WHY the FUCK are you on this SHOW???? Go bless another show with your passive aggressive bullshit

        • wellWellwell

          She already brought her bitterness to MDLNY pissed me off. If she is so entertaining why didn’t her talk show last, why doesn’t she have her own show. Oh wait she does.. it’s called RHONY.

          • Jackie

            Haha! Yes and you have to wonder why she continues to get shows? They don’t last. She isn’t likeable she sucks. It’s almost like the CEO of the company who has a jerk kid so they just keep moving him from department to department.

          • wellWellwell

            Exactly like it! LOL

  • wellWellwell

    “Bethenny accuses Luann of being a fame-thirsty bride” Rich coming from someone who had a spin-off about her now defunct marriage!

  • we”r”family

    Bethenny got a spin off because for some reason BRAVO/Andy loves her. She’ll appear with Fredrick in a spin off. She had a talk show. She constantly has infomercials of her products during the season.
    However, I think LuAnn did alert the press to take I am so in love photos of her and Tom.

    • Karoline

      Beth will be on Shark Tank as well. Its all over her sm

  • ohjeez

    beth is the biggest fame ho and was the biggest fame thirsty bride the world has ever seen…

  • wellWellwell

    This reunion has been the same as the others since Bethenny’s return. Camera panning over to her facial expressions when someone else speaks, just waiting for her reaction. She calls the shots on this show and considers the rest of the women supporting cast, even though she has no SL herself.
    Carold started the reunion stating “I’m ready to do battle” sigh..who was the wallflower battling with? Dorinda should have called her out for starting a fire in her fireplace with the flue not open, smoking up the place. Girl Scout my a$$.

    • ohjeez

      it amazes me how luann gets bashed for any tiny slight but carold gets nothing for what she did to luann and her niece which i think is one of the scummiest things a HW has ever done to another HW across all franchises

      • wellWellwell

        Oh I agree, if it was reverse those hags would be yelling “Girl Code” ugh!
        The other women, get way more passes than Lu. If Lu spoke to Bethnney the way Dorinda or Ramona did this season she would have her fired. They despise Lu for some reason.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Well don’t stop there … wHat did she do?

        • ohjeez

          fucking lu’s niece’s “ex” boyfriend adam behind her back and gloating about it on camera bragging how lu’s son Noel knew about it but wouldnt tell lu…then acting like a flippant bitch about it literally saying “i dont care what luann’s niece think” then when luann has the audacity to be bothered by all that carole goes on a two year unhinged hate filled rampage against her. bloggers were literally writing pieces about how unhinged and vicious carole was on twitter….she actually did the same to aviva but aviva actually had it coming so people didnt notice what a psycho bitch carole is.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Ah yes … but I never got that story line because it was determined that Lu’s daughter and Adam were long done with anyway. On a different note, they’ve obviously broken up, so I don’t know why they don’t just say it.

          • ohjeez

            they weren’t “long done with” and for most women it doesnt matter how long you dont cross that sort of line

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Ah … girl code eh? Or in Carole’s case “Granny code”.

          • ohjeez

            lol

      • Karoline

        I think the fact that Carol kept it secret was what gave it the air of something shady. That whole relationship seemed silly to me.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      It’s been my impression that Bethenny is an unofficial producer on the show … no question … in fact, all of the women mind their P & Q’s around her. She is the HBIC on this one, and Andy is HER bitch.

      • wellWellwell

        and it has changed the dynamic’s of the show. Even Carold her BFF acts different when she’s around.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Bethenny and Carol’s “friendship” seems to have dissipated to me; did they even have 3 scenes together this season? All I remember is Bethenny being annoyed with Carole’s obsession with the election. At the time, I assumed they differed politically, but (perhaps wisely) Bethenny likes to keep the viewers guessing on which way she leans. I know before the election, she was lambasted for (even remotely) praising Trump and expressing doubts/fears that Clinton’s “baggage” might deter her from being an effective President.

          • wellWellwell

            Not many scenes together this season, that it is why I could tolerate Carold. Her semi SL with Tinsley was the most interesting thing she did. It was like, she was a different person. She changes when Bethenny is around, they all do.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Personally, I don’t know wtf Carole is even doing on this show. She beings nothing. Rumor has it she is personal friends with Andy … so it’s either that, or she has a very good agent.

          • wellWellwell

            Andy loves that Kennedy connection, he thinks it makes him part of the crowd..pfft

          • Karoline

            Bethany actually gave quite a few digs towards Carol. Especially in her talking heads.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Yup … I sense that their sisterhood is over with.

      • Karoline

        Dorinda crying about her tequila fueled fight with Beth was telling. She almost seemed afraid the next morning.

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Well! I don’t even remember Carole being at the reunion.

      • wellWellwell

        LOL! Yep she tried to speak so did Tinsley but the ‘Boss’ Barf over talked them because their opinions don’t matter…LOL A couple times Tinsley squeaked some gibberish out and Carold formed her mouth as if to say something but didn’t get to before Barf cut her off. I don’t know why they are there. I guess somebody has to sit by Barf in case she cries.

        • equinox2009

          I would not be surprised if Carole and Bethenny have swam in the lady pond, but Carole doesn’t like to be touched. Sometimes Bethenny looks at Carole in a way. I know the way!

  • shayvoe

    I dare say Lu is now horrified that she gave up her title for Tom, the creep. And, Tinsley is 40 years old and dresses like Little Bo Peep….just awful!!

    • Sandy Wood

      The dress reminded me of a pageant girl cupcake dress.
      Tinsley is one of the few I would recommend a li’l plumping in the lip line, might make her appear less “toothy”.

      • shayvoe

        The hair too! It is flat to her head and looks like a hurricane wouldn’t budge it. That blonde all one color look is so 1990. She should have listened to Carol. Even if she didn’t want to cut it, put some low lights in and soften and fluff it up so it moves when you turn your head. She needs a makeover desperalty!

        • Sandy Wood

          Hard to believe she was considered the “It” girl on the NY social scene.

          • shayvoe

            She was considered the “IT” girl in the late 90’s, early 2000’s, when her look was in style and she hasn’t changed it since.

          • Polly

            She does seem emotionally stunted and stuck in time.

          • equinox2009

            Major family money, not sure if she ever worked. Married money also very young. She is very fearful of stepping out on her own back in New York after messy relationship in Palm Beach. Therapy is in order

          • Why is this happening to us?

            I think she is sticking with her “It” girl style hoping she will be an “It” girl once again. She is probably afraid to change anything out of fear that no one will like her new style! Lol

          • ohjeez

            urban legend is that serena from gossip girl was based on her

        • Karoline

          Her hair drives me nuts! Fine leave it curly but fluff it up. It drags her down.

          • shayvoe

            It does….she has a cute face, but the hair and clothes are doing her no favors. And, she has a good body….don’t know why she wants to hide it in big poofy dresses.

    • Polly

      And Sonja’s dress looks like it was made out of a French brothel’s curtains. How apropos.

      • Karoline

        Yes! It had the look of old faded curtains.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      LoLoL … she is a (tacky) pageant girl isn’t she. I wonder if she’ll be hired for another season. I think there’s potential there, but I’m not sure she’s equipped to handle these ballsy broads.

      • shayvoe

        She has arrested development to the nth degree. I would rather watch Lu’s or Ramona’s daughter’s who are much more mature and 20 years younger. This one sulks like, dresses like, wears her hair like, whines like and talks like an 8 year old. But she drinks like a 200 pound man.

        • wellWellwell

          LOL!! Perfect description.

          • shayvoe

            TY

        • equinox2009

          You guys😁😈

    • equinox2009

      That’s it-Little Bo Peep-brilliant😂😂. Thank you, laughing still. Have a happy day!

      • shayvoe

        TY…same to you!

  • GirlPlz

    Why is everyone attacking Bethnney. I don’t understand. Luann was exposed. Her marriage was a joke. Luann knew there was something iffy about her husband and she couldn’t control his ways.

    • wellWellwell

      I can’t stand Bethnney and it has nothing to do with Lu.

    • ohjeez

      because luann is simply living her life it has nothing to do with the other hags including beth who thinks the whole world and all people exist for her to sit in judgement over

      • GirlPlz

        But Luann also signed up for a reality show where everything in your life is put on the table. Also, if I had a friend and I thought she was being cheated on, I would tell her too!

        • ohjeez

          you would tell someone who you have professed to hating and called a “plastic fuck doll” and said you wanted to “drag them outside by her neck and beat her with antlers”? you would ambush her on TV after first talking endlessly about it to the two cast members who hate her the most? luann living her life was all these other bitches storyline for the last two seasons.

          • GirlPlz

            what life.

          • ohjeez

            luann has lived a fascinating glamourous and full life imo

          • GirlPlz

            Crying in the Regis about her husband is glamorous and full

          • ohjeez

            hahahah oh ya that is the entirety of luanns life hahahaha…just so you know a broken heart and some crying is a part of most women’s life

        • carrot

          So didn’t the others, and yet Bethenny never had to discuss dating the husband of an old friend, Ramona never had to discuss her failed marriage with Mario. What have we learned about Carole?(Not much beyond her couch and kittens with the same name.) Sonja is in the news for being sloppy drunk but her SL is never really about that….it’s about how she loves to ‘party’. Dorinda has never addressed any drug rumors. And on and on.

          See, it’s not written that only Lu has to show everything. So your argument that Lu signed up to show everything is rather weak. Lu’s needed to cut a vein for several seasons now, even when others hid behind their products and obviously fake SLs. It’s not helping the show.

          • GirlPlz

            She made it in issue by trying to paint the idea of a perfect marriage. In any event, it’s a scripted reality show. They know what’s happening.

      • RonnieIsBack

        Exactly meth got preggers by a one night stand 2 get a spinoff and failed. She’s an expert on fake marriages. I cannot stand her. I hope they bring back Jill just 2 piss her off

      • Polly

        Perfect response!

        • ohjeez

          ty

  • LuxLuxLux

    Fake or not it’s disgusting how the women have treated Luann’s situation. They are absolutely gleeful to see her marriage fail.

    • ohjeez

      include andy in that…it says so much more about all of them and none of it is good. awful people

      • Karoline

        I think Andy loves a broken heart. He went after Adam on the pathetic Below Deck reunion. He was relentless.

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    I hate these kind of reunions; where there really are no loose ends to tie up, let alone a need to milk to death rehash anything. It’s odd; it was a fairly enjoyable season, but as they reflect on it, I’m realizing that it was very forgettable/uneventful season as well. But to be fair, no one ever said it was mandatory that these reunions include cast members being dragged across the stage by their hair … sometimes they are just civilized and friendly get togethers. Still, it would have been nice to see them wrap up the Luann/Tomcat situation … a sit down with Luann or something to that nature, because watching them debate it on the reunion (knowing they’ve split) seems kind of pointless (and lazy) on the producer’s part.

  • Karoline

    Luanne is a classy lady.

    • Marsbars09

      Dealing with those pack of hyenas, she most certainly is.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap. Methenny needs 2 2 shaddup….she is the thirstish bish in the group..in tired of her trying to get streedcred using words she has no clue about. We all were blinded by that tacky skinnygirl red dress too #TheThirstIsReal

  • Beth Snyder

    Want to bet right now Luann and Bravo are negotiating for a special “de lavorce” behind the doomed marriage of Tom and Luann. Also Bethenny will swoop in as the savior and buy Sonjas townhouse. She’ll either flip it or live in it as the overall power bitch in charge move. BTW, when did she become co-host of the NYC reunion?

    • halos

      you KNOW BF is gonna buy that townhouse. she was almost drooling as soon as she heard sonja say the words

    • SMDRN66

      Sonja will only sell that townhouse if she absolutely has to. That’s the last thread holding her to her past life as Mrs Morgan.

  • bree7702

    Bethenny calling Luann fame hungry regarding her wedding is eye rolling considering Bethenny got a whole entire spin off surrounding her own damn wedding years ago.

    • Marsbars09

      And B*tchenny is STILL fame hungry.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      Technically she got two spin-offs!!!!

  • Polly

    I wish Luann would find another gig in Europe while she’s there now and quit Bitchenny’s shit show. It would be a hoot watching the other twats try to find story lines that aren’t about Lu.

    • ohjeez

      i wish she got a show on another network so i can be done with bravo and the rest of those bitches

      • Polly

        That works too! I’m down to only NY for Bravo shows. There’s so many other great things to watch. I hate supporting Andy by watching. I’m crazy about British detective shows so I subscribed to Acorn. The show Vera is sooooo good.

    • SMDRN66

      I’ve always liked the Countess. I know people thought she was snobby, but I found her not to really be taking herself as seriously as people accused her of. Insecure people have a way of doing that. I really enjoyed the special they did on Luann. Her family. Her live. Her many different jobs. Meeting the Count and having a family. With the right format, she could carry her own show. I’m tired of all the bitching and negativity of these shows now. Time for something more entertaining and light hearted.

      • equinox2009

        Luann has certainly lived a very exciting life and even being on Italian radio. Then she met her dream in the count and two talented children She’s not pretentious, she’s got some class She aged very well, very attractive. ITA

      • Polly

        I agree whole heartedly.

  • I actually like everyone in the cast EXCEPT Dorinda. She’s a mean drunk who’s not made it so “nice” many times esp regarding Sonja who she sees as easy pickings. She cant maturely & graciously take her aside…NOOOO Dorindumb feels the need to lambaste poor Sonja in front of the other ladies, and most obnoxiously in front of other dinner guests or in a public eatery. Luann was right…money cant buy class cuz Dorinda has NONE. Ramona has her moments but i think shes pretty real & doesn’t really rejoice in hurting or embarrassing others. Doris is a MEAN girl (hag).

    • Marsbars09

      I agree with everything you stated except that Ramona doesn’t rejoice in hurting people. I just posted a comment regarding Ramona’s cruelty in inviting Missy to social functions where Lu & Tom were in attendance. If that doesn’t reek of cruelty I don’t know what does.

      • Karoline

        Ramona does enjoy it.

      • Chickpea16

        Maybe it was Bravo inviting her? I wouldn’t put it past Andy. I agree if Ramona did the inviting then it’s cruel.

        • Marsbars09

          I’m going to leave it with Ramona since she is personal friends with Missy.

    • SMDRN66

      Ramoaner gets off on being mean. She delights in others’s misery. Just like Barfany.

    • GirlPlz

      Dorinda is the most likable

  • Supatall2u

    Barf really needs to STFU. If anyone was a thirsty ho-bride it was her. Can’t stand this skeleton bigoted thirsty fame ho. smmfh

    • JrzShoreLady

      At least Lu didn’t pee in an ice bucket on-camera while in her wedding gown!! Shows how classless Bitchenny really is.

    • equinox2009

      Despicable is all I can say about Bethenny, angry, hostile, no empathy for others Girls ego is so inflated

  • YouGotTheRightOneNow

    Lu handled it like a champ! Not only was she getting it from the women but messy ass Andy wouldn’t let up either.. we get it, she married a scumbag, but how is it any of their concern? She’s not running and crying to them how horrible he is. She found out on her own the hard way, she didn’t need her “friends” making her look like an even bigger idiot than Tom already did.
    Oh and Auntie Doris looked amazing last night… from the makeup to the dress, The Gucci Gangster of the Upper Eastside was on point!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi YGRO! Long time no hear from. I hope all is well with you.
      I imagine Lu was humiliated to learn from the clips how Tom wanted to “de-mic” when speaking with Missy and to hear him say his wedding ring was like a ball and chain. I believe after the reunion taped all hell broke loose between Lu and Tom. I think things went down hill from there.

      • YouGotTheRightOneNow

        Hey Mars, I’ve been good just super busy lately… and yes ita, definitely think that filming the reunion was the straw that broke the camels back for Lu. I’m already bracing myself for all the eyerolling I’m going to be doing next season when all the ladies try to drag Lu for doing exactly what they’ve been wanting.. drop Tom. You can never win with miserable bitter ppl like Moaner, Sonja and Skeletor!

        • Marsbars09

          Girl, I don’t think I can take another season of anything regarding Tom. And Lu must be thirsty for the attention if she’s going to endure that kind of trauma next season.

          • YouGotTheRightOneNow

            You already know Lu ain’t giving up that golden apple for nothing! Lol and smh…

          • Marsbars09

            That’s what I posted in my comment! And like I’ve always stated while Lu was engaged to Tom: it’s her life. She wanted to get married despite the red flags.

          • equinox2009

            I remember in the early seasons Tom came up to a table where Ramona and some girl friends were at a bar and tried to hit on them but Ramona dismissed him saying like he had no game!

    • GirlPlz

      It’s Andy’s concern because she is on a show and that is part of her contract. If you don’t like it, don’t join the show.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        You do raise a valid point. When you’re being paid (quite handsomely) to have your life chronicled on TV, you don’t get to edit what you don’t like … especially when you chose to make it a story line.

        • wellWellwell

          That is not true. Bethenny and Ramona have dictated terms to Bravo what they will and will not discuss. I see Bravo for what it is and you do too. We know, who brings the most ratings get to ‘dictate’ what is said about them or not.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Well of course there are limits to what is filmed … and I would think the longer you’re on the show, the more pull you have. I mean, what has LVP ever really shared (other than the schmaltzy (fake) Mawx story line of him wanting to meet his crack momma biological mother?

          • wellWellwell

            Now you’re in trouble. LVP has her charity she constantly represents, unlike the rest. Name charities those hags get behind every season.
            Kyle’s is Fat Burgers and The Agency.. I mean…

        • GirlPlz

          let’s not forget who had the #1 chair next to Andy at the reunion last year. Bet she loved that

      • YouGotTheRightOneNow

        I completely understand that and Lu has answered all of their questions.. my point being andy wouldn’t let up with the questions.. he kept going on and on to the point that it got awkward. And I totally agree that if any of the ladies don’t want to share their life they shouldn’t be on the show.. which is why I don’t think Moaner should have come back after that whole scene she caused at the reunion when she flat out refused to answer questions about Mario cheating.

        • wellWellwell

          and the story ‘leaked’ chased out of a restaurant by his pregnant girlfriend who supposedly Ramona paid for an abortion after catching him in bed with her in the Hampton’s…ugh!

        • GirlPlz

          she’s an idiot too. But Luann made a whole debacle about how he doesn’t cheat etc. In any event. I didnt think the questioning was bad. It was actually cringeworthy to see how bad a situation Lu got herself in

  • Marsbars09

    We all know Ramona would invite Missy to social gatherings where Lu and Tom were in attendance. What if one of the ladies would have invited Mario’s mistress to a social gathering where Ramona was in attendance? I doubt Ramona would keep her composure like Lu.

    • BaybeK8s

      Hey Marsie, how’s it going? I pray you are feeling better or at least getting there. 💛❤️

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    With all of the women flapping their gums at the same time, I couldn’t understand whether or not Sonja’s TH is actually for sale. Is it a pocket listing and not on MLS?

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Hahaha … hubs came in when I finished watching this AM and was like “How can you watch/listen to this shit? What a way to start a day~”. I really had no response.

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        HAHAHAHA… Snarky – you crack me up!!! We need to have a chat with hubs 😉

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          The stories he would tell you … all lies!

          • wellWellwell

            mm hmm…

          • aemish

            ^^I second that emotion! 〷◠‿◠〷

          • wellWellwell

            We know, just not telling…yet. LOL

          • aemish

            lol!!

    • wellWellwell

      I read an article a moth ago it was possibly a pocket listing. I have read no updates since.
      I hope someone updates us on it.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      It’s a controversial issue here … pocket listings are illegal, but apparently not in NY or CA.

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        She probably doesn’t want a lot of gawkers showing up to see her TH.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Yeah I definitely get it … same with Kenya. I don’t even like “Open Houses” … letting the outside world in to see where people are going to be sleeping at night has never set well with me.

          • Elizabeth Fisher

            If someone (Bones) buys that TH and does some major reno/updating, she could make a pretty penny selling it . How many stories is the TH? Isn’t it more than three (for some reason I thought it was five)?

          • wellWellwell

            Good point. She just got that spin-off with Fredrick so I wouldn’t doubt it.
            They could flip it. Another spin-off for her. ugh!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            We know you’ll be watching~!

          • wellWellwell

            🙂 For both of us!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Apparently it’s a lot bigger and nicer than we see on the show, but for some reason it’s not moving (7th time on the market). I believe it’s a 5BR/7BTH, with private elevator, a sauna, gym and an irrigated terrace and ground floor patio(s). But it looks very “old lady’ and dated to me. It might be worth $1.5M anywhere else in the country, but being NYC it’s at $10M. I would assume Fredrik is involved with this deal somewhere, but she might be too (smart) cheap to be hiring an agent.

          • wellWellwell

            I think that’s why Sonja was coy about it, she didn’t want to upset her ‘Boss’ Beth so she kept it close to her lopsided chest. I’m sure if it appears on Beth’s show, she will insult the hell out of Sonja. How dirty and run down it is, Sonja will sit there and lap up the insults.
            btw: are you watching Flipping Out tonight? You better be…lol. I can’t wait!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Yuppers .. set to record~ However, I could do without the new baby story line. I hope they don’t make the show all about that, but I have a feeling they will.

          • wellWellwell

            What? You better get on the baby train, she’s here. Now you know Jeff will still be the star of the show. Do you think he will let that baby still his spotlight… no way. Will there be recap this year, here?

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            I’m afraid you’re right. Of course Jeff will still be the star, but just not real big on the story line … I think kids need a mom (and Gage doesn’t count). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b1a73f143a7c4793b963ec6a3cbdb65bbd2681db7e7bfa003eb02b7374cf041b.jpg

          • aemish

            He shore dang don’t! I was watching a few mins of the last season marathon Bravo was doing this afternoon of Flipping Out in prep for tonight’s new season debut… Hunnay.. I’m scared for that baby! Jeff is screwy, Gage is cagey, Jenny appears to be some sort of Stepford-hag season after unexplainable season.. eeeek.. I just do NOT know! (☉_☉’)

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            i know I’m going to get beat up here (or maybe not) … don’t get me wrong, we dudes can make for wonderful providers and nurturers (and fancy men probably even better), but when it comes down to it, I just think a woman is better suited – especially for a little girl. With so many children (babies) who need homes …. I could almost understand it if like most guys, they wanted a little Jeff or Gage running around, but to opt for a girl is weird (to me). I think they should have adopted.

          • wellWellwell

            Oh..now I see why.

          • wellWellwell

            Watch tonight aemish, maybe you will feel different tomorrow. You know Bravo, they manipulate scenes.

          • wellWellwell

            I differ. I think both will love this child. (I hope so) Girls sometimes attach themselves to Dads, boy’s attach themselves to Mommy (imo) it’s my experience. I have a girl and she favors Dad. He let’s her get away with stuff, I will not. We should watch and see what Jeff does before we write his script.. (your so mean, I’m writing a song about you) LOL 🙂

          • Elizabeth Fisher

            I think the TH is five stories but I could be wrong. I do know it is YUGE! I think having all that outdoor space really knocks up the price even though it is run-down. Don’t forget she also has a basement for storage – which is also everything in NYC.

    • Chickpea16

      I doubt Sonja is moving anywhere. Like that 3 bedroom will wait for her.

    • Gingertee

      She found an apt but the TH is not for sale. She tried selling it before but it needs major plumbing work or it did anyway.

  • italiano bambino

    This tom cheating storyline is becoming as stale as #cancergate. I hope this is the end #cheatingtomgate please bravo.

    Ps sonja this is your opportunity to f*** tom again.

    • ohjeez

      it is because he will be a distant memory next season

    • Gingertee

      I think he should join Peter on his show, they can Facetime Apollo and it will be the modern day version of Three Little Pigs.

  • equinox2009

    Just got to say that Missy is some piece of work. She’s probably already back in bed with Tom It sure seemed that way at Tinsleys party! GIRL CODE MY AS$! Hey Missy desperate much?

    • I don’t think they ever stopped sleeping together.

  • Bryan

    Dirty House Morgan has the breasts of an over the hill stripper sad, saggy a over used

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    Oh the irony of one of the biggest fame whores calling Lu thirsty.
    Bethenny can not take a stroll down the street without alerting the press. What a freaking joke?!?

    • Gingertee

      First– HEY BETTE!!!!!

      Maybe Bette but Luann is no different and in this case, Bethenny was right. Luann was so willing to have her dream wedding, talk about on TV and see it in magazines that she didn’t care what she saw in person, on video in photos, writing on the wall or whispering in the hall. Now she is hiding out in Switzerland and sending “I’m happy healing photos because she’s embarrassed.

      Lu wanted to prove that even if Tom messed with others, she was the one to tame the tiger and Tom is just whorrifically happy being himself. She didn’t even listen to her children,

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Hey there, Gingertee!!
        I totally agree with every word of your post.
        If we had a drinking game & took a shot everytime Lu mentioned getting married, we’d be half dead.
        Yes. Bones was right but she is still the last one to talk.
        I don’t think anyone is a bigger fame whore & that is including all of the HW in every franchise.

        • DaisyD

          Hey Sugar 😘😘

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            DaisyD!! How are you, dear?!?😘😘

          • DaisyD

            Fabulous dahling , you ?

        • Gingertee

          Yeah but they kept quiet because of their own behavior, there would be nothing to watch. Bethenny does admit her faults. Lulu has never really been a fan of owning her own ish. Like Andy said, time to break out her book but this time she needs to read it herself.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            You got a point there.

    • Wicked Cupcake

      Yep. Didn’t we have N.Y’s original fame thirsty whore force feed us her fakery of nuptials for a season of “Bethenny Ever After”?

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Pissing in waste baskets, on camera, in a wedding gown…
        Proud to say that I never watched her spinoff or her talk show.

        • Wicked Cupcake

          Neither did I. I’m not a masochist.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            I know that’s right. LMAO!!

  • aemish

    I didn’t see the reunion but that photo is hands down the ugliest hodge podge mismatched collection of dresses in Bravo history with the exception of Bethenny who has $ for a stylist

    • Reality Buffy

      Actually I thought this was the first time Carol looked good at a reunion.

      • Why is this happening to us?

        I thought so too. She is wearing my favorite color and it looks like she has been showering regularly this season! Lol

      • aemish

        You make a point! :p

      • Aussie_Tea

        Was Carl there? I hadn’t noticed!! 😉

  • Champagne Hangover

    So, it looks like we may have not only a single Countess next season, but a single Princess. I hear Harold and Maude are no more…🤧. I’m crossing my fingers for a Countess vs. Princess cougar cage fight over some fresh man meat storyline next season! YAAAAAAAAS! Throw a drunken horny Sonja in the mix too somehow! I’m ALL IN!

    • Gingertee

      She’s just Luann now, she lost the use of the title because of her marriage. She’s not even Mrs D. Now she’s crying to Jacques ( the love of her life, her other soulmate).

      • Champagne Hangover

        She’s trying to steal France’s answer to David Schwimmer from his girlfriend, just like she did Tomcat?! LOVE IT! So Lu. Great story line. Then, Carole swoops in and steals Davide Schwimmaire right from under Lu’s nose! How could she betray Lu’s trust like that? Hahaha!

    • TartLemon

      Countess no longer. Carole will forever have the Princess title.

    • Reality Buffy

      Harold and Maude lol love it.

  • TartLemon

    I don’t know why, but my dvr did not record this. My guardian imp looking out for me?

  • Wicked Cupcake

    Annnnnnnnnd, Human Xray, Bethenny is a product whoring, attention seeking C U Next Tuesday. LuAnn was excited to be a bride. Excited for the wedding she never had. A mistake, on her part but am I wrong or didn’t fame thirsty X Ray whore out her wedding for the Bravo cameras for a FUCKING SHOW!!!! LuAnn didn’t have a Bravo wedding. Her footage was provided by her own videographer. Bravo didn’t root the bill like they did Skinnygirl.

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      Not human X ray!! Hilarious.🤣😂🤣
      She even went so far as to say that she was strongly influenced by Andy to marry Jason.
      Now if that is not fame whoring, I don’t know what is. Bones couldn’t live if not in front of the camera.

    • Birdie

      Bethenny proudly peed in a bucket in her wedding gown–I’d say she was as parched as it gets.

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Omg…lol…I just said the exact same thing before I read your comment! GMTA ☺️
        I would say she is the most parched! 💦

    • BriannaG

      ITA. Luann wanted to have a wedding she never had. But she didn’t capitalize on it the way Bones did. Bravo didn’t film her wedding, she didn’t get a wedding spin-off like Trash Tamra and she paid for it. And how now she is a “fame-thirsty bride”? Bones needs to take a look in the mirror.

    • Why is this happening to us?

      At least LuAnn had enough decency to not pee in an ice bucket whilst in her wedding dress on national tv! Smh 🚽

      • Wicked Cupcake

        Thank you.

  • Sugar in my tank

    Lawdy, Bethenasty has the audacity to call anyone fame thirsty that’s like the whore calling the prostitute a hooker..if memory serves me correct, Bethenasty returned to the show after her boring wack ass talk show was cancelled. I am so tired of the Luann and Tom talk. It baffles me why these women care so much about the relationship of Tom and Luann..Mario was a disrespectful, creepy cheating ass loser who never hid his flirting but Ramona sees fit to be the pussy patrol over Tom but not her own husband, hunty puhleeze…

    • the underground train

      This post is everything! So on point. I still cannot believe Bethenny called Luann thirsty because she wanted to get married and have a lavish wedding. It wasn’t just a wedding. It was a birthday and New Year’s party too. If Luann is thirsty then Bethenny is dehydrated for she wanted to get married before so badly.

      • Sugar in my tank

        So very true. We all can’t be classy like Bethenasty and have a shot gun wedding and piss in a bucket while her dress in being held up, while on camera..that b*tch is thirsty and hungry. Thirsty coming from Miss Rib cage who enjoys being butt naked on camera..

  • Birdie

    Luann was kicked down in the gutter and still sat miles higher than any of these drunken hags.

    • ohjeez

      always does!

    • RunningWithWine

      Par her usual, that’s why she was and always will be a countess.

  • penny 2

    I wish she had just pulled a Ramona and refused to talk about her relationship with Tom. Maybe then the reunion would have only been a 1 parter.