#RHOBH Recap: Lisa Rinna RIPS Into Dorit Kemsley Over Drug Addict Accusations!

Posted on Mar 15 2017 - 6:27am by BeachSpin

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins with a classic packing jump-around, as the ladies prepare to travel to Hong Kong. Erika is joined by her squad, who strategizes how to pull off a wardrobe, hair, and a personality. Dorit shares that Hong Kong was once her home away from home, as  Rinna’s dog helps her pack, resisting the urge to poop all over her shoes. Dorit swings by to pick up Lisa, and the ladies gather at the airport. Lisa snarks that Eileen’s personality should knock her out for 12 hours, and shares her hope to score a shot at squeezing some in-flight life out of Erika. Kyle takes a vid of the ladies settling in, as Rinna giggles that knocked out on pills is the only way to fly.

The ladies arrive, and check into their fancy hotel. The views are fabulous, and everyone is excited. Erika’s glam squad sends her to dinner in a Zsa-Zsa Gabor costume, and the always attention-starved Eden is turned on by the silky getup and hair coils. Eden then shares her plot to shell out cash to pay her pretend lover to put out in NYC. The ladies are horrified, but Eden swears that her desperation is real — and murder by hugs is always an option. Lisa surmises that the cheap import is necessary, due to Eden sucking the life out of the male population of America. They switch to a less nauseating subject, agreeing to support Lisa and her Yulin documentary. Lisa invites anyone with an iron stomach to come along to a production meeting.

Later on, Eileen, Rinna and Dorit meet up, and Eileen reveals that she’s going to pull a whammy and support Lisa’s project. Meanwhile, Kyle and Lisa powwow before the ladies split for the day, and Kyle smirks out a grin about the pup plight dragging a tear or two out of Vanderpump. Eileen shocks them both by calling in her support, and Lisa — stunned that Eileen is  not demanding an apology for something — accepts her kind offer. Meanwhile, Rinna whines and complains to Dorit about being labeled a pill-popper, while assuring her that her pill bag is just a silly fame whore, hustling for a laugh. Dorit admits that her bag-o-fun is hilarious, and denies any other public insinuation. We flash back to Dorit sharing the giggles — as she confirms that she did share the anecdote. Rinna says that someone dished the dirt to her in Mexico — but later decides that her rat fink antennae are more accurate. Dorit side-eyes Rinna’s shady instincts, and her ever-shifting story.

Kyle and Erika hit a local park, and while Kyle gasps at turtles in Kim’s honor, Erika offers her thoughts on the stellar feng shui of the koi pond. Eden and Rinna take a train up to the area’s highest peak, and Rinna is amazed that Hong Kong is actually three dimensional. Eden is squealing like an elderly teen, and is styled like an anime reject. The duo snaps a clownish selfie, before Bravo jumps us to Dorit, Eileen and Lisa, who are checking in with the documentary project. They watch the gory trailer, and the ladies are touched — and likely queasy. Lisa explains her hope to raise awareness, and films a spot to plug the film. Eileen hopes that enduring the gross but important meeting might mend fences with the queen.

Back at the feel-good park, Kyle and Erika sit down to chat, and Erika fills Kyle in on her visit home. Erika shares that her mother admitted to being a shrew, and Kyle can relate, because Big Kathy is a challenge, even from the grave. Erika believes that she is burdened by her mother’s lost dreams, and worries that all the puss-patting in the world will never be enough. Kyle dabs a few tears, and reveals that her mom has been shrieking from the  hereafter. Kyle is touched that her mother released her from being Kim’s keeper, and even offered a bonus parenting compliment. Kyle says that her mother worshipped her kids like Lisa worships her dogs, finally admitting  that her mother drove her and Kim into the ground. Erika remarks that she keeps her eyes wide open, and that a ton of extensions provides a nifty emotional wall.

Meanwhile, Rinna and Eden sit down to dish the dirt, like two dogs panting at a Chinese puddle. Rinna is uneasy about her convo with Dorit — and claims that her spinning instincts tell her that Dorit is hustling a druggie theory like a QVC poly-poncho. Eden is thrilled to agree, and relays (with chills) the comment Dorit made about Rinna being “induced” into blabbermouth-itis. Eden upgrades the dirt to junkie level, and Rinna just nods knowingly — because her instincts are always more reliable than her lying mouth. Rinna calls Dorit a mega-pussy — while Eden basks in the sheer joy of being nominated to cosign Rinna’s silly jabber.

Back at the hotel, Erika is being glammed up for an antique boat ride, but is worried that the outing might be a dud. Eden slithers awkwardly down the stairs in a black Cleopatra wig, challenging Erika to a tacky style-off. Erika side-eyes the wannabe, and declares herself the winner. They all board the boat and take in the breathtaking view of the city. Dorit jumps right into the gossip rehash, demanding to know who told Rinna that she ever pointed to any drug problem. Rinna dodges the question, denying that she heard the gossip from anyone — especially not the loony broad in the weird wig. Cleopatra speaks up, and recalls the convo at Dorit’s house.

Dorit says that she doubts Eden’s recollection is accurate, admitting again that she jokingly shared the Xanax smoothie story in Mexico. Rinna confesses that her “sixth sense” shtick is another boldfaced lie, and is peeved that Dorit is shading her personal stash. Erika jumps in, whipping theories out of the air — and Dorit shuts her down. Erika mouths off in response, clearly peeved that her rare flash of opinion was disrespected, blasting Dorit for existing as a crock of BS. Dorit praises the heavens, thrilled that Erika actually cracked a real scowl in her direction.

The Asian adventure continues next week — as Rinna tells Dorit to eff off, and Erika’s mask cracks. That took two full seasons — so don’t miss it!

 

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  • Darris

    Dorit did insinuate the pill thing. She brought up the pill bag to Vanderpump, then asked eden if rinna’s behavior was induced, and she really had no reason to bring it up again in Mexico other than keeping that topic afloat.

    Erika however got she shit mixed up. She may have been right about her intentions but she really did put words in Dorit’s mouth.

    Eden by the way is crazy as hell. You dont meet strange men of the internet

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Right. Insinuating and actually saying Rinna is abusing drugs are two different things. Erika outright lied about what Dorit said then tried to fight on that lie.

      Wait….weren’t you an Eden fan. Defending her crazy on this site and bashed this site in Eden’s defense?

      • HankyPanky

        Thank you

    • HankyPanky

      Dorit brought up the pills
      because Rinna wanted it brought up. S/L. ?

      • Darris

        So then Dorit did insinuate it and brought it and then denied it.

    • HankyPanky

      What????

  • RealitytvJunkie

    So now Rinna’s target is Dorit. This woman cannot do a thing but say horrible things about every character on the show. First Yolanda, then Vanderpump and Kim and now Dorit. It never ends and is forever boring. Seriously. Please get Rinna off the show.

  • Pittsburgh Housewife

    Erika’s faux childhood hardships is rather insulting to kids that really suffered growing up. Just how hard was her mom? I mean, was she abusive? If not, then what does she owe her an apology for? Being strict isn’t something to be sorry for is it?

  • Clutching My Pearls

    Fab recap Beach Spin. Just a few observations from the episode. Kyle does not treat people how she wants to be treated. Erika’s reality is based solely on her perception – she manipulates to suit her agenda. They all condemn LVP for not showing emotion, but simultaneously celebrate Erika for it. They’re a bunch of hypocrites.

  • CNN

    Great job on the recap Beach Spin. If someone pulls out a gallon sized zip lock bag filled with pills and casually yaps about putting Xanax in smoothies, they open themselves up for gossip. Own your actions Rinna. Erika always has to hate someone and I feel it’s always someone she feels in competition with. LVP and Dorit are far better than Erika. If you are not open to friendships, get off the show. I would rather watch women get together and laugh and have silly times rather than listen to such hatred.

  • Rain

    Hmmmmm Dorit shut her down??!! LOLOLOL
    OK ! Sure

  • Rain

    Dorit went down in flames and VanderC*** sat silent !!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHANANANA

    • HankyPanky

      You are an idiot!!

      • Rain

        lol ! You’re sweet . I love u

      • Rain

        Any insult from the LVP cult fans is a compliment lol

        • Clutching My Pearls

          So you’re back on this site (under a new name obviously) to restart your drama?

          • Rain

            Wrong!! Your queen is over .

          • Clutching My Pearls

            No, I think you’ve proven my point.

          • Rain

            Wrong

          • Rain

            You have no problem with the nasty nicknames about Eileen, Rinna or Erika . So hypocritical much ?) kisses

      • Clutching My Pearls

        AGREEED….no truer words!

      • penny 2

        Their out in force lately.

      • RealitytvJunkie

        Yeah, this “Rain” poster is a real ass wipe. She’s all about creating drama and cosigning it. I’ve been onto her for awhile. She’s not fooling anyone.

    • Birdie

      Dorit owned the episode and doesn’t need LVP or anyone else to do it.

      • Rain

        Muhahahahaha . Ok dear

  • Birdie

    Rinna should be thanking Dorit because RINNA has wanted her pill bag to be the star of the show. She references pills in every other sentence–flashes such images on social media, and yaks about it incessantly. So spare me her phony righteous indignation…Dorit was just playing her own stupid game. LOVED Dorit this episode—she shut down idiot Erika and revealed Rinna AGAIN as a liar.

    • penny 2

      And Erika. I’m glad Dorit brought it up in front of the whole group. They had no where to hide. These women can’t keep their lies straight. And Rinna again last night brought up sleeping pills and passing them around.

      • Birdie

        Exactly—and makes Xanax/pill references all the time on social media. She takes viewers for imbeciles—as if we can’t see thru her game.

        • penny 2

          She’s making herself pretty had to insure for roles.

          • HankyPanky

            Who would employ that.

        • Violet~Princess Pumpernickel

          Well, you know we’re all fat cat hoarders.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      The pill bag is Rinna’s storyline. That and her daughters 15-minute modeling careers. I didn’t think Dorit was implying a pill problem when she asked if Rinna’s behavior was induced. I thought she was asking if Rinna’s behavior was fake/affected. Eden jumped to the pill problem thing.

      • Birdie

        Yep. Dorit was just shoving the bag under the spotlight–just like Rinna wanted.

        • RealitytvJunkie

          Rinna should be thanking Dorit and Kim for making her relevant.

    • HankyPanky

      Yes!!

  • penny 2

    Moral of this story is if you don’t want people thinking you’re taking pills, don’t throw a baggie full out on the counter. Ask and you shall receive.

    • HankyPanky

      Yes!!

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Precisely. And Rinna did it on purpose because she’s desperate for a storyline.

      • HankyPanky

        Oh yes X

  • Rain

    Dorit is obsessed with Erika
    Pathetic lol

    • RealitytvJunkie

      How old are you?

      • Rain

        Kisses xoxo

    • HankyPanky

      Nah, Erika is obsessed with herself !!

      • Rain

        Wrong

      • Ronnie

        You are right. Erika Giradi is in love with Erika Jayne.

  • Sunflower

    Great episode with different nuances..!

    Rinna and Eden taking a selfie – all I
    saw were two bobbleheads!

    Dissapointed my friends Erika and Dorit do not get along.
    My advice to Dorit: “Let it go… if Erika is not that into you”..!

    Is Erika crying in the preview of the next Episode because “Eden confessed her Love to her”..?

  • Chi Town Baby

    Vanderpump invited the ladies to go with her for support on a set important subject matter to her. She especially asked Rinna to maybe speak on the issue and she agree but once again in Rinna fashion, her agenda was to go and start trouble again. The other girls didn’t back LVP, with the exception of Eileen & Dorit. Shame on Kyle, that her​ agenda was to hang with Erica.

    • Jennymckitty

      Kyle told Lisa that she would go with her if Lisa needed her there. While I would have gone with Lisa were I Kyle, I couldn’t have looked at the images again. Seeing those pictures once was enough for me. I also think that production divides the women into groups during these trips.

      • Chi Town Baby

        LVP needs to watch her back around Kyle. I don’t think she’s a geniune friend that truly has LVP’s back.

    • Sunflower

      The Housewives will never get it right… they are “acting” to collect their paychecks.
      I have 4 beautiful dogs… and my heart goes out to LVP… and her cause.
      Outside of RHOBH she will have plenty of support… from the real dog-loving world.

      • Chi Town Baby

        Here here. Thank goodness for that.

        • Sunflower

          Hear… Hear…
          The rest will continue hawking their wares on QVC… their only platform… money

  • Ronnie

    Why does Lisa say Harry Hamlin most of the time? Isn’t that how you refer to someone when they are larger than life?

    • CNN

      I also find LR referring to her husband as “Harry Hamlin” very strange but then again I find them odd as a couple.

      • Ronnie

        True..

    • Sandy Wood

      She does that so we don’t mistakenly think she is married to Harry Potter.

      • Ronnie

        Lol!

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Maybe that’s what happened to her lips, a backfired “Engorgio” spell.

        My geek is showing. 😜

      • the underground train

        Lol

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      It’s been her ongoing shtick since she joined the show (she even has Harry Hamlin in her phone contact list).

  • Dave

    In all honestly Lisa Vanderpump is out of line with her Yulin campaign. Now, please don’t beat me up because most are obsessed with dogs. Hear me out. Different cultures practice their own traditions. I feel it’s cultural imperialism to judge China by our own values. It’s simply hypocritical for carnivores, who happily eat intensively reared pigs, or even from vegetarians whose milk and cheese comes from cattle kept in such poor conditions, to be outraged when China does it.

    • CNN

      You make some valid points here. Points that make me think about your perspective.

    • penny 2

      Many people in China do not support the festival either.

      • Dave

        You missed my point.

        • penny 2

          “I feel it’s cultural imperialism to judge China by our own values.” My point is not all of China supports this festival.

          • the underground train

            Bam!

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        You raise a good point … where the fck are they? In the year 2017 how in the hell does this insanity happen?

    • HankyPanky

      Yeh

    • Sandy Wood

      There is a world of difference between animals raised with the sole purpose of human consumption and the new (not traditional) practice of stealing household pets and rounding up strays to torture before slaughter. The torture part is believed to enhance the flavor of the meat. The practice is inhumane and barbaric and is looked upon as “sport”.

      • Dave

        In America, animals are treated inhumane, then slaughtered and then consumed. There is no difference, it’s all inhumane. LVP is a hypocrite and entitled to judge China. It’s straight up cultural imperialism.

        • Sandy Wood

          You seem to be approaching this from a Vegan perspective and if so, I see your point.
          If I knew of instances of inhumane treatment of farm animals in the rural community I live in, I would report it, just as I would if I learned of dog or cock fighting rings.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Oh Dave … in all due respect … STFU.

        • Oh Snarky Me

          That’s total bullshit. LVP herself said it would be hypocritical to complain about people eating dog meat. She is protesting the public torture of animals as a form of entertainment. That’s a noble cause and anyone who stands up for anyone’s rights should be applauded. I see people protesting things all the time and I don’t agree with what they are saying; however, I applaud them for standing up and trying to make a difference that they believe will help society or our planet.

    • HankyPanky

      Shut up

    • Jennymckitty

      If this were some ancient practice, then I could see the cultural argument. It is a relatively new festival. If they were eating these dogs for survival, then it would be a valid argument . At this festival, the dog meat is considered a delicacy and the dogs are intentionally tortured over days to tenderize the meat. They aren’t just kept in poor conditions. They are purposefully placed in intolerable conditions so they will release stress hormones. Some of the dogs are pets taken from their families for this festival. For me, it isn’t the eating of dog meat…it is pain inflicted on the dogs because of the erroneous belief that is will make the meat better.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Well said, Jenny.

      • the underground train

        Perfectly stated. I couldn’t have said it any better. At first I could see where Dave was coming from but you brought up very good valid points about the torture of dogs vs the consumption of dogs.

    • Karoline

      There are cultures that take there young girls out and circumcise them with a knife by a woman with no medical training. A lot of girls die and are mutilated. There are organizations trying to stop that . Is that cultural imperialism? I’m curious.

      • the underground train

        Yes! Great point!

    • Bryan

      Toots It’s not going to matter, its a Valiant effort by LVP but this festival will continue I doubt those in China that participate have no idea about her stop yulin crusade, that country does not bow down to anyone

      • ALegWithWings

        What if a rich Asian lady came here and told us to stop slaughtering cows?! 😂

        • Bryan

          No rich Asian would do something so stupid, they love their beef!!

          • ALegWithWings

            Cows are friends, not food! 🐠🐟🦈🦈🦈

          • Bryan

            Especially when they make an excellent pot roast

          • ALegWithWings

            My point is the same as yours. LVP’s effort is futile.

          • Bryan

            I already said it was did you not understand my post??

            Bryan

            Dave
            Toots It’s not going to matter, its a Valiant effort by LVP but this
            festival will continue I doubt those in China that participate have no
            idea about her stop yulin crusade, that country does not bow down to
            anyone

          • ALegWithWings

            Yes, I understood it. I’m not so stupid that you had to copy and paste your original message. I was just trying to get back on topic. Whatever.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            That’s what they said about the barbaric whale, baby seal, elephant, and rhino slaughtering too. It’s 2017; using “culture” as an excuse doesn’t fly anymore, not even in some of these seemingly modern and progressive shit hole countries.

          • ALegWithWings

            I’m sorry, but I don’t want to debate with you Enigma. It’s not that I can’t defend my views on this issue, it’s that I only have healthy discussions with people who aren’t going to lash out at me and get personal. I don’t think you are one of those people based on your interactions with others and myself here.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Wise decision … I was merely responding to your comment. “Lashing out and getting personal” would be calling you an insensitive loon for defending Yulin, and I would never do that.

          • ALegWithWings
          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            But thanks for the upvote anyway! … *hug hug kiss kiss

          • ALegWithWings

            I upvoted you because you validated my first impression of you when you called me an “insensitive loon.” I’ve been avoiding you since I joined this site because I’ve seen the way you interact with others. If I’ve seemed distant and dismissive, that’s why. Anyway, same fake sentiments (“hug hug kiss kiss”) right back at you.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            I wasn’t coming for you at all … I was merely questioning how anyone could defend the horrors of Yulin … I know I lose all sense of humor when it comes to abuse of animals (or kids or old people). It saddens me that we’re having our first quarrel 🙁

          • ALegWithWings

            You did come for me. It was condescending when you asked if I wasn’t getting the “whole torture for sport thing.” Then you proceeded to call me an “insensitive loon.”

            Yulin is another matter. I am not defending Yulin. I find Yulin reprehensible, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also find LVP’s crusade futile and a little hypocritical. I’d also be glad to discuss *why* I feel this way with a poster who will not attack me personally. (I’m hesitant to discuss LVP in general because her stans are aggressive and that discourages any kind discourse about her. They remind me of the Beyhive.)

          • Oh Snarky Me

            Exactly, it has to start somewhere. Even if LVP isn’t successful in stopping Yulin, she is successful in getting the word out there and raising awareness. It all starts somewhere and good for anyone who wants to take their time and considerable emotional sacrifice to help stop anything heinous in this world. It’s too easy to sit on our butts watching reality tv saying, “Meh, it won’t change anything anyway”

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            I sped thru the segment … and only saw Eileen and Li$a hugging … did they show images?

          • Sandy Wood

            This!!! OSM.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            I get your point but those animals were on the endangered spies list. That is when you really get worldwide attention. Dogs, sorry to say are not that important on a worldwide scale because they are not near extinction.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            But universally speaking, they are our best friends! I believe there’s a special place in hell for people who abuse animals.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Preach!! Children. The elderly & animals. Those are my weak spots. Not to mention the disabled.

          • Sandy Wood

            Isn’t it Kobe beef that they massage with beer to tenderize the meat.

          • Bryan

            Yes and some feed beer to them

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Not quite getting the “torturing for sport” thing huh?

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      There’s a big difference. Although our culture kills animals for food (a tradition that I believe will become extinct in our lifetimes), our slaughter industry is regulated and monitored, and although it’s certainly not pleasant, it’s done with as little stress and pain to the animals as possible. This horrific Chinese practice TORTURES (for sport) … and for that Lisa Vanderpump deserves great credit. I wish I could participate in the cause, but like Ken, I’d be a sobbing (useless) mess. So instead I’ll just do what I can do from afar; like have some more T-shirts printed up to get the word out.

    • ALegWithWings

      Regardless of your opinion, a *few* of the commenters who posted on this thread should not be telling you to “shut up” just because they don’t agree with you. It really illustrates their inability to have a debate without being disrespectful or getting personal.

    • Oh Snarky Me

      I’m vegan and so I’ll weigh in. There is no comparison of the horrors of Yulin and the “normal” meat and dairy industry. Am I horrified and disgusted by the meat and dairy industry? Don’t EVEN get me started. However, Yulin is something else entirely. Vanderpump pointed that out herself. She doesn’t judge them for eating dog meat because she eats cows and chickens. The issue is the public celebration of torture. That is a whole different situation.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      It’s not about eating them, it’s about the torture. And it’s not a tradition, it’s a fairly new festival.
      The Faroe Islands slaughter whales in a really gruesome festival where they basically herd them in to a bay and the hatchet them to death. It’s not acceptable because it’s their “tradition”.

  • Jennymckitty

    Remember last season when Erika told Yolanda what Rinna said then when Rinna asked the group who passed the story to Yolanda, Erika remained mum? This is the second time Erika could have told the group that she was the one who repeated stories, yet she said nothing. It is pretty hypocritical of her. After all, she attacked Kathleen for telling LVP what she said on camera and she has admonished others for “playing telephone”. She also doesn’t tell the entire story and places words and intentions in other’s mouths.
    I’m glad Eileen went with LVP to her meeting. I have little doubt that production sent her but she handeled nicely.

    • penny 2

      I think LVP ignoring her all season had something to do with it but I agree it was a nice gesture and LVP seemed to appreciate it.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      ITA Jenny. I have no doubt Erika told her – there was only Kyle, LVP and Erika at dinner in Mexico and Erika has form with this kind of thing.

  • Sandy Wood

    Rinna’s closet is just as disorganized and cluttered as her thought processes are.
    Even her dog didn’t want to hang with here there.

    • Karoline

      Her sixth sense is getting in the way of her day to day life. I can’t believe I end up disliking her more every week.

  • Evil Queen

    Dorit is a 2 faced liar! When she spoke about Rinna’s allege pill popping behavior, it was implied that she may have a problem! Dorit never, ever spoke about it in a joking/ laughing manner! Total BS!

    • Bryan

      She is right she does have a problem Blowfish is a raging drug addict, she didn’t even know she was in NYC last night, and Kyle said she passed out during the reunion because she drank two Xanax Boba Teas LOL

      • Oh Snarky Me

        Her eating disorder is fueled by pills. No one naturally looks like Rinna nor do they act like her. She’s manic

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I’m tired of all the addiction talk; especially when it’s absurd. God knows Rinna provides plenty of ammunition for the other bishes; surely Doritos could have come up with something with a little more credence. I dunno, maybe something along the lines of pimping out her daughters or something.

  • Oh Snarky Me

    Ok, so let me get this straight. Rinna is howling that Dorit is lying about calling her a drug addict then turns around and laughs about how she herself is lying about the whole sixth sense b.s. Rinna is a clown and a fool. Interesting how the other housewives were shown packing with family members present and Rinna was with her dog and even the dog walked out on her

    • the underground train

      That was funny. Lola was like I’m over it.

  • italiano bambino

    For crying out loud Dorit stop the BS

  • Karoline

    Rinna with her sixth sense. Wtf. She mentioned it in her lunch with Eden And said she gets ‘ feelings’ about things. And apparently Erika can read minds. That conversation on the boat showed a lot about Erika. I was actually liking Dorit for calling them out. Loved it when she asked Erika ” did I say that?” knowing that Erika jumped in to twist everything, and put words in dorit’s mouth.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      I truly despise Erika.

      • Karoline

        She is troubled.

    • RAW

      Otherwise known as paranoid, and looking to get attention.

    • SharmagneW

      LisaR sixth sense is her friend Andy Cohen…trying to stir trouble and give Lisa a story line.

  • colleen

    Oh Beach Spin, you’re on a funny roll today! Funnier than a poly-poncho!
    IMO, Erika’s Mommy Dearest storyline was a ruse in preparation for Erika’s melt-down we see in show previews; the one where she’s crying “You don’t know what I go through every night.” Erika had the foresight that
    Pat The Puss is growing old and she needs more substance to remain an Andy Cohen favorite

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    Ironic that Rinna would be gettin’ all uppity about being accused of having an addiction. Bravo is slipping, because it would have been hilarious if suddenly Kyle piped up and said “It was me! I said it. I said that you were near death, and that Harry Hamlin is your enabler … There, I own it!”

    • Sandy Wood

      lol, you should be writing the scripts.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Why you aren’t suggesting that this crap is scripted are you? *wink

  • Bryan

    Well Done Beach!!!, good review!!!!

    • BeachSpin

      Thank u Bryan! 😃 😘

      • Bryan

        Anytime

  • Sugar in my tank

    Doritos is so full of sh*t. Hong Kong is her home away from home but she has a Brenglish accent. Hoe move. Doritos got called in her sh*t finally because she’s full of it. She wonders why Erika doesn’t open up to her, well now she knows. Her storyline is puppet because the panty storyline bit the dust. She’s trying to force a beef storyline with Erika but it is not gaining momentum. With regards to Rinna, Yes, she tried to imply and drug issue with Rinna and instead of her owning it, she deflected and used who told Rinna and why was she lying about a six sense. In the words of LVP, “own it, own it”..

  • Sandy Wood

    Vidal would be turning in his grave if he saw how Eden was mangling her hair.
    Were those topknots supposed to be a copy of Erika’s rolls…total fail. That Elvira wig, just no!

  • the underground train

    I actually like both Erika and Dorit. It sucks that they don’t get along. Dorit needs to get over trying to bond with Erika. Ain’t gonna happen. As usual Eileen offers nothing to this show. I think she agreed to go to the documentary session because she knew that she has been offering nothing to this season except stink face expression. The double standards on this show is killing me. Dorit doesn’t remember what was said in a group conversation while drinking it is catastrophi. Lesser Lisa doesn’t remember what she said about someone being close to death in a one on one conversation with no alcohol present but hey things happen. WTF! I wish Dorit would have said “yeah I think you have a pill problem. It is the only thing that can explain your behavior. Now go eat something!”

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    Erika needs to get her money back from her “glam squad.” She looked absolutely ridonkulous the first night in Hong Kong. WTF did they do to her hair and why was she wearing pajamas to go have cocktails?

    • Sandy Wood

      I think they were trying to give her the “Old Hollywood” glam look of the 1940’s.
      I didn’t notice until last night just how big and bulky she is, you would think with the writhing and grinding she does in her performances, she would have a more svelte figure.

      • Bryan

        They need to watch more 1940’s film noir

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          The last thing we need is that husky broad rocking shoulder pads.

          • Bryan

            Amen!!!

      • Karoline

        1940’s pajamas

        • Sandy Wood

          Yeah, they were called lounging pyjamas, but more commonly worn when entertaining at home, rather than worn to public functions.

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Yes, I’m not saying it made it look old, but those jammies did look like something pulled from Tom’s mother’s closet.

      • Jennymckitty

        Erika is a big boned woman. You really notice it when she stands next to the other woman. She is tall and has broad shoulders. She looked curvy last year. This year she appears to have more of a belly. The shapeless clothes aren’t hiding it. I think they make her look larger.

    • Oh Snarky Me

      She doesn’t seem to have any friends except her paid companions that travel with her and I think they want a raise or something because they are doing some seriously subpar work! Erika looks like a joke

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        co-signing! Not only did she look like shit last night, I shudder whenever I see her in her Little Bo Peep look for her confessional. I think her glam squad hates her

    • Jennymckitty

      Why not just dress yourself? I don’t know of any other person that relies on a group of people to throw together gems like that mismatched silk track suit she wore with Kyle. Was that to pay homage to the knock-off Members Only jackets mass produced in Hong Kong in the 80’s? I don’t know another person so reliant on dressing to play a different character every day of their vacation. Why not be “Erika”? Is she that insecure? It gets old after a while. It looks less like a fabulously wealthy diva and more like an insecure woman who doesn’t trust her own instincts and taste.

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        It leaves me speechless that she can’t pick out her own wardrobe or do her own makeup and hair. Her hair looked like shit last night – especially in the pajamas outfit. I can’t help but think there is something going on between her and her grandhusband. We haven’t seen him all season and I don’t think he could possibly be thrilled about paying for the glam squad to fly every where with her.

        • the underground train

          He made an appearance on an episode this season. She had a lunch date with him. She talked about how she had to play the role of a lawyers wife.

          • Elizabeth Fisher

            I stand corrected. He was on the show for three minutes at the beginning of the season.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        ITA … wtf is up with this Members Only look she’s been pushing lately? As I posted yesterday, I think it might have something to do with her increasing waist size (muffin top).

        • RAW

          Members Only!! Ahh, the memories.

      • beargirl

        DING, DING, DING..WE HAVE A WINNER! You are so absolutely correct!! Erika is a very insecure woman. Erika Jane and her alter ego, Erika Girardi, or is it the other way around….who needs to play up the two personalities. Not cool, not real, very troubled. She cannot dress herself, cannot do her make-up, cannot cook, cannot stop blaming her mother for everything. Not a good look, but definitely a look of insecurity.

  • Marsbars09

    Rinna needs her ass k*cked or a good cursing out for trying to accuse Dorit of spreading the rumor about her drug abuse. Rinna would absolutely crumble if the tables were turned in her like that. The weak p*ssy

    • Sandy Wood

      Rinna invited the speculation for a storyline, no doubt about it.
      Just unbelievable that anyone would pack around a ziplock baggie of 100 pills or more. If one needed to take that may pills on the daily, even mere mortals like me would have some sort of divided pill container.

      • Oh Snarky Me

        Thank you! I take supplements and I sure as hell don’t throw them into a zip loc sandwich bag! If I take them with me then they’re in a divided pill carrier. She did it for attention and now she’s bitching that people are talking about it. She’s an ass.

    • sunkissed748

      You go Marsie! LOL 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        😉

    • Trippinhhard

      Hey Mars and don’t mention her husband, she goes crazy but she could talk about Dorit marriage. There’s been rumors about Harry since LA Law.. She lucky she went for Kim’s throat, and broke a glass.. I would her wiped her ass with that broken glass, some of the women go too far.. Rhinna is one of them, I said her first season she’s in ADD drugs, she never eats anything, she moves food around on her plate.
      I didn’t like her on Dallas before she received the ussy implant.. Her lips went with her face..

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      Rinna is trying to make someone else the villain because she got busted talking smack about Kim.
      Rinna pulled out that ziploc of pills looking for attention. So her faux outrage is just BS.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Bette! It looked like those big bag of narcotics backfired on Rinna’s stupid ass. She’s her own worst enemy, I swear.

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          Top of the morning, Marsie.
          Rinna wanted to feature the baggie of pills in a tongue & cheek sort of way but now she is trying to make it out as if Dorit is calling her a pill popper.
          If she didn’t want the pills talked about, she would never have pulled them out on camera. Rinna got busted for saying KimR is near death & now she is pretending to be outraged by Dorit questioning if her behavior is induced. Haven’t we all question Rinna’s behavior?!?

          • Marsbars09

            All the time. LOL!

    • HankyPanky

      Exactly Mars. Kudos for Dorit, as a newbie, for making a mark & sticking to it.

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    I wasn’t feeling Erikunty’s doughnut hair, and Doritos and Saloon did have a point; she looked like she was going to bed (I too am over the glam squad shtick). God knows Doritos can be annoying, but Erikunty is being a tad defensive, if not combative of late. I’m feeling a new screen name coming on … hope you’ll all still recognize me.

    • Champagne Hangover

      AnEnigmaWrappedInCunt?😉. Hey, if you don’t take it, I might. And I mean no offense. I’m just playing witchu.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Although deliciously snarky, it would not only offend many posters, but it would never make past most of the website Nazis I mean censors:-) How about AnEnigmaWrappedinaUsedCondom?

        • Champagne Hangover

          I like it!

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      I have a feeling, after a few posts we will figure out its you. LOL!!
      Certain posters have a certain style about them. You my friend, are one of those posters.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Yes, I’m afraid you’re right … I’ve tried to travel in cognito so to speak, but within moments someone will scream Mike is that you! It’s a cross I must bear.

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          I know that’s right. I’m the one with (?!?) that is an instant give away.
          You have your own style. Own it!! Own it!! In my LVP voice.😘😘

  • Sunflower

    Erika must be soo upset today that nobody approved of her “Rita Hayworth” hairdo and kimono look…!
    I do like the Look-Book idea for myself.
    Will start with a Look-Book planning my weekends (gym, swimming, grocery shopping, gassing up my car, walking my 4 dogs, etcetera, etcetera).
    Trying to hire a glam squad as we speak.
    Quoting Dorit….
    “Thank You… Hallelujah”..!

  • BigBrothersMother

    Is anyone else hoping that Eden is being catfished by whoever this person is that she wants to fly to New York?

    • Sandy Wood

      I don’t wish physical harm on anyone, but she is asking for nothing but trouble.
      Eden is a mother…what kind of an example is she setting with this loose moral attitude. To be perfectly willing and eager to hop into the sack with a virtual stranger is disgusting and disturbing.
      I really hope she is just blowing smoke for a storyline.

      • Marsbars09

        I was just thinking how crazy & dangerous it was for Eden to greet a strange man that way.

        • Sandy Wood

          Maybe she’s not as sober as she claims and is seeking a “high” from risky behavior.

          • Marsbars09

            That may very well be the case. I find Eden to be a very disturbed woman.

    • Oh Snarky Me

      And a 450 pound drag queen shows up? Yes, yes, I am hoping for a catfishing situation! Maybe she and Meri Brown can become besties if Eden gets catfished, too?

      • Sandy Wood

        LOL, maybe Meri could downline her into Lularoe.
        She might look great decked out in those swell garments. Eden could give Rinna a run for her money, dressing the fat cat hoarders.

    • Clutching My Pearls

      I think the witch is cat-fishing herself.

  • Marsbars09

    Eden makes herself look more foolish with each episode she appears in. Who admits to wanting to greet a strange man while lying in bed half naked?! That screams escort to me.
    Eden is a very desperate & broken woman. She needs help.

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      It reminded me of that Tennessee Williams play, The Roman Springs of Mrs Stone.

  • Marsbars09

    I don’t know if anyone else feels the same way, but a poster gave a great theory about why Kim & Kyle may feel extra uncomfortable with Eden.
    Kim & Kyle don’t want to hear about Eden’s addiction or those of her deceased sister because Kim & Kyle don’t want to face the source of their problems. I feel what Eden & her family went through mirrors what the Richards’ family is going through and they aren’t willing to face reality.

  • Girl Please

    Lisa Rinna’s dog hates her

    • Marsbars09

      Truth!

  • Girl Please

    LVP & Dorit are obsessed with Erica

  • Girl Please

    LVP and Kyle are frenemies.

    • Trippinhhard

      Kyle is really no one friend, she likes to get liked.. She always kick Kim to the side,Kim is her storyline.. As far a Lisa V, Kyle is always trying to run that bus over her and back up and do it again..

  • Girl Please

    “Nobody told me… it’s a sixth sense Im getting”

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    Erika’s Bram Stoker’s(sp) Dracula hairdue was ridiculous.
    Rinna telling Dorit she has a feeling something was said about her pills in Mexico was just out there. How would she know something was said unless someone told her?!?
    Erika has the habit of running back & telling what the others say but when asked who I said spreading the rumors, she never fesses up.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      LOL, I immediately thought of Gary Oldman’s Dracula when I saw that too!! Hilarious.

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        GMTA

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    I didn’t see the comparison by a lot of viewers of Eden to Brandi until that pic above. Yikes.
    Here’s what I don’t get – why is no one pointing the finger at Erika running back to Rinna??? And why didn’t Dorit ask Erika to tell the group why she was the one to say “we KNOW it was Rinna” at that same dinner table?
    Erika IS two faced and a horrible blabbermouth.

  • LuxLuxLux

    Wow Erika really can’t take a joke! What Eden said about her going to bed all glam was a joke! How simple is she!! Her ‘glam’ squad get way too much air time.

    Kyle is a cunt, she can’t stop with the LVP digs. I think she is jealous of LVP being such a fan favourite.

    Dorit. Love the woman.

    LVP remains the Queen of Fucking Everything.