#RHOBH Erika Girardi & Dorit Kemsley Bring Their Feud to Hong Kong!

Posted on Mar 14 2017 - 4:34pm by Terri L. Austin

As the ladies from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills descend on Hong Kong, things finally come to a head as Dorit Kemsley and Erika Girardi have it out on a nighttime boat ride.

From the beginning, Dorit and Erika have been at odds. Dorit made a big deal about Erika flashing her hooha at everyone, and Erika took offense that Dorit’s husband got a view of her “pretty little puss.”

It could have been dropped, if Eileen Davidson hadn’t kept stirring the pot. But I guess when you’re only storyline is having pink eye and diarrhea in Mexico, your options for drama are limited.

Anyhoodle, Dorit brought up Lisa Rinna’s little bag of pills and her Xanax smoothie recipe with the other ladies. During the boat ride, Erika called Dorit out for telling the other women about the smoothie situation. Dorit insists that it was a silly story, but Erika says,

“But Dorit, if you didn’t feel that the pills or the Xanax smoothie or whatever was possibly part of her behavior, why would you bring it up to us at the table in Mexico?”

As things get more heated between the ladies, Erika tells Dorit she talks a lot.  Dorit states that Erika doesn’t talk enough.

Erika claps back, “I say important shit. You say too much boring shit.”

Well, we know that Erika has a very high opinion of herself. Because patting the puss is vital, people!

Dorit has complained throughout the season that Erika has a wall up and is hard to read. Erika just doesn’t like Dorit. Is it because Dorit was brought on as an ally for Lisa Vanderpump? Erika hasn’t exactly been LVP’s biggest fan either.

Dorit has grown on me this season, and I can’t wait to see this argument played out on tonight’s episode. How about you?

 

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  • Darris

    Ready to see Erika lay into Dorit. Call her bullshit out Erika!

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    “Important sh*t”???! Hahahahahahaha! Erika barely grunts in most scenes. Hilarious.
    I wish Dorit would remind Erika what SHE said in Mexico about Rinna – when everyone else said “maybe there’s a mistake” Erika said “we know Rinna said it”. Explain that Erika!
    And seriously Erika the Tattletale who ran back to Yolanda with a twisted story about what LVP said??

    • GetReal2014

      I cannot stand Ericka. She came in as a freshman trying to run chit. She needs to sit her plastic looking behind down. She needs to own her own stuff before chastising others.

      • Bryan

        it didn’t work Pat the Puss doesn’t have it in her

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          She is the monied up version of Dust Mop.
          You picking up what I’m putting down now?!?
          Bursting on the scene trying to run the show but doesn’t have the personality nor the interesting SL.
          This is what I meant when I said it’s funny how perceptions change when it comes to HW that we like.

        • GetReal2014

          i haven’t seen tonight’s episode, but I’m not looking forward to seeing her act mean and nasty. The previews were bad enough.

          • Bryan

            The trick was a real pill and the convo had nothing to do with her.

          • Jen

            Yes her nastiness was unnecessary.

    • HankyPanky

      As to her fond memories of Grandmas house, Erika was 17 when they moved there, & already planning her panning?

  • Karoline

    If you are going to carry a baggy full of pills , people are going to talk. I think that whole thing is contrived.

    • HankyPanky

      Rinna desperate for S/L

      • RRRobin

        Wish her SL would read “exit stage left.”

        • HankyPanky

          Yes please!!!

    • Bluefire

      What kind of pills where they? I wouldn’t assume a person is putting actual pills on a baggy. that’s something you do with vitamins/herbs.

  • JustSayin

    Erika: I say important shit – and so eloquently *snickers*

    • Bryan

      isn’t she profound??

      • Bluefire

        She couldn’t care what anyone thinks. Just love that about her.

        • Bryan

          Actually she does care or she wouldn’t be getting into an argument with Dorit on the boat or sobbing about some nonsense next week

          • Bluefire

            Huh? That conversation was about Lisa not her. Dorit is going on and on about how Erika won’t warm up to her. Good lord she is desperate. People like that annoy the crap out of me too. I would have told her off long ago.

          • Bryan

            That’s right it was about LISA but Pat the Puss stuck her fat ass into it and started going on about why Dorit doesn’t like her, why should she care what Dorit thinks about her if she doesn’t give any fucks

          • Bluefire

            She was there when it was said!!!!! And HUH? to the the rest of your post. Good lord I have no idea what you are watching.

        • Oh Snarky Me

          The person who constantly screams about how much they don’t care about what anyone thinks is the most insecure person who cares the most about everyone else’s opinion of them.

          • GetReal2014

            Right, if you really don’t care there’d be no reason to keep repeating it. Ericka protests too much.

          • Bluefire

            I don’t agree with that at all.

          • BeckyGrey

            Remember that saying “The Lady doth protest too much, methinks”.

          • Bluefire

            Nah, I don’t like that saying. It’s stupid

          • BeckyGrey

            lol

          • Bluefire

            Do you even know what that saying means? “Hamlet then turns to his mother and asks her, “Madam, how like you this play?”, to which she replies “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” Gertrude (who seems to at least suspect that the queen in the play is a stand-in for her) is saying that the Player Queen is being too effusive.”

            Effusive=Gushing profusely.

            So many people use that saying completely incorrectly.

          • BeckyGrey

            Have ever notice that language is a living thing. For example the term “He made a complete 360” has in recent times be revise to “he made a complete 180”. Noting that 360 only lands you in the exact position in which you started. Works and phrases evolve and at time revolve….so though it may have meant on thing at the time of the play, it means something quite differently now. Another example..Clap back, use to mean applauding to something and now it means answering back(sardonically) to a perceived wrong.

          • Bluefire

            Well just because people say thing incorrectly and that becomes norm to some doesn’t mean the meaning has actually changed at all. It just means a bunch of people don’t know what they are talking about and keep repeating it. 😀

          • BeckyGrey

            I am saying that when language changes, then it no longer means what it did previously. But back to the story.

  • Rain

    Queen Erika slays! The ‘crown’s gone ! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOL

    • Bryan

      Slays what,??? The only Queen this cunt is, is a DRAG QUEEN!!! the only crown cunt has is the one gets when she is picking up fast food at burger king.

      • Rain

        Language language LOLOLOLO

        • Bryan

          Honey, remember “Cunt” is her middle name she even has jewelry with it embossed on it

          • Rain

            VanderC*** is done

          • Bluefire

            I don’t much like there either. I just don’t see what’s so great about her.

          • Rain

            Nothing. She is an old pretentious hag

          • Bluefire

            OMG, YES!!! She is younger than me and there is no way I would wear those old lady clothes.

          • Rain

            I love you lol

          • Rain

            That old hag is over

          • Bryan

            She isn’t going anywhere honey, Bravo loves her

          • Rain

            She’s over

          • HankyPanky

            She’s over, & above Erika

          • Rain

            Wrong

          • Oh Snarky Me

            Hahaha! Exactly!

      • GetReal2014

        I take it you don’t like the p*ss patter. Me either.

        • Bryan

          She’s a humorless twit!

          • GetReal2014

            I don’t know what it is about her, but there’s just nothing there. She’s not funny, insightful, clever. She’s just goes around all the time telling everyone how many F’s she doesn’t give. Newsflash, neither do we.

          • Jen

            Ha good one!

          • GetReal2014

            🙂

          • Bryan

            And the truth is she DOES give plenty of F’s, if she didn’t she wouldn’t care if PK saw her poon or what Dorit has to say about her, or anyone else, but she does care

          • HankyPanky

            Exactly Bryan, so insecure, she gives more f…. than the others put together, metaphorical rather than literal, I presume !!!

          • Bryan

            thank you!

          • GetReal2014

            You’re absolutely right. She says it too much. At least 4-6 times an episode. No one else does that.

          • HankyPanky

            You’re so right, there’s nothing there. She tries to portray different pseudo personalities in the hope of making herself interesting, she’s not. She’s confused, so am I!

          • GetReal2014

            I know. I can’t get a handle on her. I’m always like, WTH are you saying? WTH do you mean? Why the hail are you here? She is one of the most bland housewives ever, and always talking about how fabulous she is. Based on what?

            On WWHL she had on three wigs. That’s overkill. I guess that’s part of the problem, she tries too hard, but if she wasn’t in an episode I probably wouldn’t even notice her absence. She brings nothing to the show to me.

          • HankyPanky

            Me neither, Andy loves her!! Even as Erika Jayne it’s false, faux sexuality, she bounces on beds, poses & licks lollipops? I pity her, she has her hands on big dollars, needs it to pay for compliments, but she’s so insecure & unhappy.

          • GetReal2014

            That’s it, Hanky. She uses money to buy adulation from others. Every event she tries to upstage everyone like the 40’s look, the t-shirt dress, the no undies. Every scene she’s in is usually with her glam squad telling her how fabulous she is. Her talking heads are another example of her telling us how fab she is. She’s an old azz woman who needs to sit her azz down and quit pretending she’s some kind of ingénue. Yes, insecure and unhappy describes her perfectly.

            She is pathetic. She was twisting Dorit’s words and you could see the smirk on her face. Now it’s obvious why she’s hanging with Lisa R and Eileen. She’s just like them. They all want to be the queen, and apparently they don’t feel that they are.

  • Rain

    Erika rocks

    • Bluefire

      I so agree. Dorit is a freaking liar. And when she makes a stab she always blames in on British humor when the biotch isn’t even British.

      • Rain

        Exactly 🙂 thank you . Dorit is dumb bimbo and if she weren’t LVPs puppet , nobody would even be defending her

        • HankyPanky

          Dorit is far from dumb. She’s handling Erika etc dextrously, without the aid of LVP

          • Rain

            Wrong . LVP is an old witch and dumb dumb is her puppet

        • Bluefire

          When Erika was trying to explain what Dorit said about Lisa wasn’t just for kicks and giggles by bringing up the fact that Dorit did say maybe Lisa acted a certain way because she was impaired, or what ever the word she said, Dorit kept saying I didn’t say that at the diner, But DUH, that is what she said to Eden!!! It’s just like when she said she was making a joke about buying Erika panties then later when pushed it came out that she was disturbed about it and wasn’t a joke to her. She is so fake.

          • Rain

            Or when she pretended she ‘forgot’ that she and pukey were lecturing Eileen on how she should mourn her family’s death. She’s a biatch but a dumb one

          • Bluefire

            Yeah then they both tried to bring Lisa V. into that convo as to that maybe why Eileen and Lisa had issues during that time. So calculated yet she never remembers. Yeah right

          • Rain

            Selective amnesia 😂😂😂

  • carti

    Awwno. No. No. No. Puss co-authored the book on “Boring Shit People Say” with Eileen Diarrheason.

    • Rain

      What’s Lisa VanderC*** book called ??

      • HankyPanky

        “Diamonds are Forever”

        • Rain

          VanderC*** Rules

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          Yes!! Good retort, Hanky.😘😘

          • HankyPanky

            Cheers Bette, watched first Ep of “Feud” fantastic, Sarandon is superb 😘

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Hey there, HP.
            Yes!! Sarandon was everything!! You know I am watching with a critical eye but she did her thing.😘😘😉

          • HankyPanky

            That says it all if you give your approval. When she was dressed as Eve, wow, then the baby Jane face, brilliant! Loved it when she was arguing with “Merrill” then laughed, yes, so Bette 😻

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            The way she keeps calling Joan, Lucille. LOL!!

          • HankyPanky

            Hahaha, perfect shade!!

      • Bryan

        Which one, she wrote several

        • Rain

          She’s the biggest of them all LOLOLOL

          • Bryan

            The biggest book?

          • Rain

            The old witch is toast

    • GetReal2014

      Diarrheason? That’s just priceless. LMBO.

  • HankyPanky

    With Erika you peel back the layers, & all you get is more onion…

    • Bryan

      LOL!!!! “More Onion”!!!!

      • Rain

        Better than an old shrivelled hag

    • GetReal2014

      That’s funny.

  • HankyPanky

    “Pan the Puss”

    • GetReal2014

      Ha ha ha.

  • Bryan

    Why is Sassloon in a black wig?

    • Bluefire

      To look more Asian?

      • Bryan

        At one point on the boat she was really looking Sandra Bullock-ish!

        • Bluefire

          Hmm, wasn’t getting that from her.

    • HankyPanky

      Maybe it’s Rinnas carpet…,

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    It is so weird the way we support favorites. The things we overlook in some, we act all enraged when others are guilty of the same behavior. Just a thought…

    • Bryan

      its all a matter of style and how you present it

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Yes. Finesse. LOL!!
        It is just hypocritical to whorship one HW on one show but complain about another for the same behavior on another.

        • Bryan

          which ones are doing the same thing?

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Oh you cheeky minx… you wanna be starting something…😈

          • Bryan

            Yes, piss off this Rain dork LOL

          • HankyPanky

            Inclement weather hahaha!!!

          • Bryan

            it is!!! LOL

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            You freaking rock!! Can’t get enough. LOL!!

          • Bryan

            Thank you =)

    • Sugar in my tank

      Ding, ding, ding…

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      You got that right lady. Sometimes I wonder if we’re watching the same shows.

  • Sugar in my tank

    Doritos is a puppet brought on as a insignificant ally for LVP. She comes across as a phony, insecure woman whose only storyline was Erika’s lack of panties and bringing Boy George on the show since he’s her house guest. I doubt very seriously if Boy George wasn’t her house guest, she and her perverted husband wouldn’t have been an option. Erika should be guarded and dislike her..her and her phony ass Brenglish accent..

  • Ronnie

    is Rinna really accusing someone of not owning gossip?

    • Jen

      That was so ridiculous, Rinna was making a mountain out of a molehill. I usually love Erika but she was downright mean to Dorit. Obviously still on her bad side from the whole panty gate situation.

      • Ronnie

        I agree. Rinna sounded so idiotic about sixth sense. Reminds me of witch Carlton, a few seasons back, saying she dreamt Kyle was talking about her and then using that as an additional reason to hate Kyle. Erika’s attack on Dorit was uncalled for.

        • Jen

          Oh yes good call on that! Rinna’s nuttiness and her eccentricity are just too much. She is such an instigator, desperate for a storyline.

          • Ronnie

            Yes. I think Rinna is truly hustler, like she says in her tagline except, not a hustler in a good light. She will lie, pretend, say whatever to achieve her objectives. I have come to be repulsed by that fake laugh she does for things only she finds funny.

          • HankyPanky

            Exactly. Even her dog ignores her & walks away!!!

          • Ronnie

            Yep! That is her pervasive characteristic – annoying!

          • HankyPanky

            Pervasive, perfect for Rinna

          • Ronnie

            Lol

          • Jen

            I intensely dislike Rinna more with every passing season. She is so phony and one of the biggest liars on reality televsion. The way she struts around like she is such hot stuff. But in reality she is just an annoying s..t stirrer.

          • Ronnie

            I agree. She had me doped a little at first. Now that feels like a life time ago.

          • Jen

            It sure does! Also regarding Erika, she was over the top in this episode. I thought bringing her “glam squad” was too much and yes she needs to stop declaring how fabulous she looks. Her outfits this trip were not terribly flattering and her face was way over made up! I’m wondering if she may have a bit of jealously or competition where Dorit is concerned.

          • Ronnie

            She probably does. I hate the monotone voice she speaks in too.

          • HankyPanky

            Her constant demand for compliments & need for her “squad” is very telling. Very insecure & yes she does give a f…!

          • HankyPanky

            Me too

          • HankyPanky

            Bet she took pill bag to reunion, & waved it in Dorits face!!

    • Bryan

      because no one else will, she doesn’t look fabulous she looks like ridiculous

      • Ronnie

        I myself don’t think she is a great as she thinks looks.

        • Bryan

          She isn’t and if she was truly fabulous, there would be no reason to be made up like a parade float

          • Ronnie

            Parade float! I need to breathe! Lol!

          • Bryan

            =)

          • HankyPanky

            Hahaha

    • HankyPanky

      Erika thinks if she tells us often enough we’ll believe her, we don’t …

      • Ronnie

        I agree!

    • CB

      she really is insecure.. i mean she always has to travel with make up.. stylists.. i mean does she think she’s the queen of England?? I would just be thrilled to actually see her face move when she speaks.. stone face ice queen adds nothing to this show and fish lips Rinna doesn’t either

      • Ronnie

        I agree. If they are both gone, i can truly say i wouldn’t care. All Erika does is praise herself in her droning monotone. Rinna tries to be slick but she is not bright enough. All she does is make a fool of herself.

      • HankyPanky

        It’s all part of her pseudo personas, they’re all the same, boring!!

    • Oh Snarky Me

      Her constant bragging about how rich she is (and it’s her husband who is rich btw) and fabulous she looks and how she always looks better than the other women is repulsive. She also constantly shrieks about how she doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her yet her words and actions scream insecure and desperate for approval and acceptance.

      • Ronnie

        So true!

      • GetReal2014

        Great post, Oh Snarky..

      • Elle

        EXACTLY OSM!! It’s quite interesting that it takes a team of “Her Gays” (as she refers to them) to style her from head to toe completel. In my opinion she is does not even come close to looking better then the other ladies. My daughter was watching lasts night show with me and she said “mom, my gosh who does the rapunzel lady think she is?” We were both sickened by Mikey, her assistant displaying that stupid “look book.” Erica thinks she is really one upping the other ladies with her game.

  • sunkissed748

    Did anyone see what Rinna was wearing on wwhl? It was a. Leopard print floor length front zip up baggie robe. DISUGUSTUNG for a talk show.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      I think they were in their jammies because it was “snowmageddon”

      • sunkissed748

        Is that what it was? She looked like she was in a tent. The other guest wasn’t paying her no mind either which was good. 🙂

  • CB

    Erika i really can’t stand… Eileen shouldn’t be on the show.. and Rinna is a two faced witch who doesn’t have 1 authentic bone in her skinny as hell body. Typical actress.. she doesn’t know when the scene calls “cut”… such a FAKE.. including Erika… Rinna will do anything to be relevant and now all her negativity got her a seating next to Andy.. and i’m sure she thinks she’s now so important for the show… i fast forward anytime she’s on the screen including Ericas scenes .. can’t stand watching them.. why are these awful people getting so much air time? geesh

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    I’ve been noticing something all season long … I must confess I’m a little concerned with Erikunty’s expanding mid-section (I think they call it a muffin top), especially as she’s about to make her mainstream television debut.

  • HankyPanky

    I found it ironic that Erika said it’s hard for kids when discussing her upbringing. Does she not think it was hard for her son also?

    • GetReal2014

      Good point, unfortunately Ericka’s all about herself.

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    Pat-the-Puss is absolutely insufferable.

  • Bob Smith

    It’s only my opinion but Erika has no class what so ever. Dorit is a classy woman who is secure with herself and in her marriage. Erika can’t even do her own hair and makeup when traveling. What’s with that??

    • GetReal2014

      Zero class and she craves it so desperately. Her true colors are showing.

  • puzzlenutty

    I can’t tolerate Dorit. She is so fake! Says that she speaks only British! What, she and PK have been married only a few years. I think she is an instigater. Emplies something about someone and then is too cowardly to admit it.
    I personally really like both Erika and Renna. Erika has probably seen a lot being married to an older man and taking crap from a lot of his business associates wives and she just will not tolerate or step into the fray.
    What we are watching on all of the Housewives shows is just a bunch of mean girls faking it up to grab the paycheck.

  • puzzlenutty

    It is funny how the comments reflect so many different opinion.
    I have always felt that if all of the HW would completely go make-up free, Erika would prove
    to be the real true beauty. I can actually see it even when she is glammed up.