Sister Wives Tell-All Recap: Plural Marriage Problems!

Posted on Jan 23 2017 - 10:16am by BeachSpin

The cast of Sister Wives hashed out the season with NBC news correspondent, Andrea Canning, and TLC began to spill the tea on last night’s Tell All episode. Kody, along with wives, Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn dished about a season peppered with shockers, but void of real change.

The Bride and Her Father

A walk down Maddie and Caleb’s wedding lane kicks off the post-season party. Everyone agrees that Caleb is charming, a good catch, and pretty stinkin’ cute. Kody strangely admits that he “gets” Maddie’s attraction to his new son-in-law. The family shares their views on freaky monogamous weddings, not unlike the lovely one they shared with Maddie. Janelle informs us that polygamous weddings are solemn, and held in sacred places — unlike monogamous free-for-alls.

Rob-Probs

The pitfalls of cult life are addressed, accompanied by haunting music. Christine gets busted for blaming Robyn every time Kody messes up, but  Kody labels his flaws minor ones — a comment Christine finds adorable. The crabby family ripples are real — and they have to know how to navigate the mad annoyance flying around the cul-de-sac. We are informed that Robyn remains so neutral, that she’s practically perfect in every way. Kody reminds the viewers that the wives hate each other, just as much as they hate him. The culture clash is real in polygamy, and the backbiting emotions just come with the territory. Janelle notes that it’s way dicier to be mad at the wives, aka Meri, than with Kody.

Mykelti and Tony

Mykelti and Tony’s love-trek into a quickie engagement is revisited, in all it’s gory glory. Tony’s first impression on the Browns is described as quiet and “watchful,” TLC rewinds Tony’s clunky TV debut, and Kody’s clunkier reactions. Kody obnoxiously calls attention to his fugly wardrobe, and admits that his gut is even worse. The family giggles in horror at a flashback to Tony’s immature financial advice, sharing that they passed on mortgaging their homes to pay for a tacky wedding. Kody describes the financial crush as a “long and lovely” life, but Christine maintains hope that some of the kids will just elope on a mountain. Mykelti’s old boyfriends have been gross — so the girl clearly has a type. Mykelti isn’t old enough to get married, but neither is her mother — so it’s all good.

The Next Generation

Logan, Aspyn, Hunter, Mariah, Mykelti, Tony, Madison, and Caleb sit in the spotlight next, and Mykelti is promptly asked about the engagement shocker. Mykelti shares her thoughts about the family’s panic, and the couple gives us a brief background on how they got together. Tony’s ears perked up at the word, “polygamist,” and knew that Mykelti would be a keeper. Tony rocks his first Tell-All appearance, cosigning Kody’s sex restrictions—and without smirking. TLC rewinds Kody chastity sermon, while the young adults shift, cringe, and twitch. Caleb reveals that it was easy to fit into the cult, because everyone is nice, especially that big lug, Kody. Mykelti shows off the ol’ Brown spirit, revealing that her wedding was rushed for tax purposes. Kody would be proud, and Mykelti has no financial regrets. Logan shares that he and Michelle have spoken about marriage, but are still working out the details. Military school has done Hunter good, and he seems to be maturing into a fine young man.

Fish Talk

The catfish canoodle is addressed, along with Mare’s YaYa Sisterhood of the Cyber-stalked. Meri has survived, and they all celebrate by remembering the happy days of her Atlanta meeting with Cheryl. Meri, Lindsay and Sam’s contradictory tales are revisited, a ride Mare labels as “a crazy time.” Meri retells the terrifying tales of driving Miss Lindsay — and describes the moment “it” all became clear — the story becoming more dramatic at every turn. Andrea busts Meri for being a dirty liar, pointing out that she once said she would never leave Kody. Meri admits the she did dream, ponder, fantasize, and think long and hard about leaving, but alas, it was not meant to be. Meri believes that the kids are worth hanging in there for, even if all of the adults stink. Meri was “gone”….bananas that is, but now she’s back, in all her maternal glory.

Plural Deception

Kody and Meri’s relationship sits in the hot seat next, and Meri shares that she is the only one who desires growth. Meri isn’t really sure that the family trusts her, but the ladies all agree that she is a damn reliable babysitter. Meri has reattached herself to the kiddos, after leaving them in the dust, on the way to her computer. Kody calls the marriage decimation a “wakeup call,” noting that they were deceiving themselves about their relationship. Meri talks about her many “options” during those dark days, the standout being ditching the family, and running off with Sam. Meri loves the kiddies, but no one else. Kody reminds us all that no one is shackled to any wet bar. Janelle is happy that Mare didn’t fly the cult, and that Kody is too shackled to TLC to go anywhere. We learn that Meri is free to go — but will not. The family determines that the marriage is moving in the right direction, which brings excited giggles from the couches. Christine just wants to be forever trapped in Kody’s eyes, but Robyn is excited to hear Kody say that it’s an open-door harem. Meri just wants Kody to give a crap — but until she ditches the mustard loungewear, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Next week on the final episode — more of the same.

 

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  • Jennymckitty

    Great recap, Beach. Your recap is light and amusing. The show was not. It is getting more and more uncomfortable to watch…especially Meri and Kody. Actually, interactions between Meri and everyone are awkward and insincere. Everyone…the wives, Kody and us…have heard so many contradictory stories from Meri that we know some of them are downright lies. No wonder no one trusts her. Meri seems to be less upset over the catfish. She now appears to act like it has made her special. I think she has come to enjoy the outpouring of support from her trolls and the attention the story has given her. I think she also enjoys Kody and the wives worrying about her leaving. I think it gives her back some of the power she once had as the only legal spouse .

    • BeachSpin

      Thank u and YES–a thousand times YES. You hit the nail on the head.

    • mary lin

      Great comment. I was trying not to squirm at hearing all the insincerity (lies times a few hundred.)

    • Coolhip33

      Perhaps Mariah is pissed that she has to lie for her mother and the show? Her mother had an affair. She lied to Mariah about it and even used Mariah to meet her lover at Disneyland. Now the producers are insisting that they continue lying. Adults can “act” because they need the money. Young adults are going to have a harder time faking how they really feel.

  • mary lin

    Watching the Janelle ‘spotlight special,’ I laughed again at Kody and Janelle trying out the mattress. I think it was cha cha who commented a while back about the salesman burning the mattress after the happy couple left, and seeing Janelle’s filthy feet!

    I enjoyed this recap as well. Is Meri making all the gals wear that Lularoe crap now? She wins this week’s crown for fugly fashion.

    • Sandy Wood

      In the Janelle review, it was interesting to hear her go on about how she felt compelled to work, but they studiously avoided any mention of her real estate career.
      I also found it disgusting that they mentioned her weight and BMI and no mention of the others.

      • mary lin

        You’re right…that was tactless to have revealed Janelle’s weight and not the rest of them. I wonder if she’s given up on selling real estate too.

        • CherryLimeDean3000

          Their BMIs are so far off the chart, they have to express them as “the square root of” to get a numeral that a standard calculator can handle.

          • Kate halle

            Now Robyn (or Blobyn) can join that club

          • CherryLimeDean3000

            Blobyn… Newcomer wins the internet today!

          • Kate halle

            Thanks Cherry! Love this blog

    • BeachSpin

      OMG you’re not kidding–what in the LOL was Mare wearing??

      • mary lin

        That mustard shade wouldn’t flatter anyone, and the rest looked awful too!

    • Kate halle

      Omg Janelle’s FILTHY feet eeewwwwwwww

  • BeachSpin

    My DVR was knocked out by a storm yesterday–had to write this based on one viewing and NO rewind. Chime in on what I missed–because I gotta know!!

    • mary lin

      You did well, BeachSpin 🙂

      • BeachSpin

        TY Mary! 😘.

    • Jennymckitty

      You must be a wizard if you can make out Tony’s garbled speech with one viewing. I practically need closed captioning. I think you got it all. This is definitely an episode where the non-verbals spoke volumes.

      • BeachSpin

        Well I didn’t make it out…lol. 🙄 However, TLC finally released it online, and I did get a good looksie at Mare’s blotchy red neck. I bet that family can tell when she lies. 🤔

        • KT

          I SOOO noticed that too Beach!!!! She was lying thru her teeth when she was talking about Sam and how afraid she was of creepy Linds, etc, etc. lies, lies, lies.

          These interviewers are just milk toast. Tamron Hall included. They don’t deserve to be called journalists. Not one…..not one hard hitting question. I would LOVE for someone to ask her about the “Baaaaby”, Kody is nothing compared to you voicemails, texts and sexy banana and bathtub pictures.

  • Sandy Wood

    Thanks Beach you have once again knitted a coherent recap out of a tangled mess of old, stale information. Only one more week of it to go and that may be the final curtain for season/series.

    • BeachSpin

      Do we dare hope?

    • Jennymckitty

      End? TLC can still make a buck off them. We have Mykelti’s Mexican wedding, Maddie’s baby and Mariah’s rainbow themed “congrats on being a lesbian” party.

      • Birdie

        Bring on the rainbow boas.

        • Jennymckitty

          And the special dance routine.

        • chacha1

          LOL

  • italiano bambino

    I hope they regularly get tested for std hiv i never seen this show but that’s all i can think of

    • justanothermary

      I think it was about 2 years ago they were all sporting the same cold sores. It was pretty gross.

      • CherryLimeDean3000

        The cul-de-sac, when viewed from space, looks like a giant petri dish. Very cultured, you could say.

    • chacha1

      that ship has sailed

  • Oh Snarky Me

    In a boring, scripted, very controlled tell-nothing, the most telling parts were what wasn’t said. Watch Christine give Kody the warning stink eye and then take over any talk of first meeting Tony, them getting married too soon, and the “take out a loan to pay for our wedding” demands. She shuts Kody down and gives drunkenly absurd answers. “Is ANYONE really ever mature enough to get married?” Yes, Sparkly Pony, some people are. She made sure that Kody never said how he really feels about Tony and the marriage. He only speaks after Christine has laid out the sparkly storyline.

    And the omission of the fact that Logan and Michelle are living together was glaring. Why wasn’t that little detail addressed when she was questioning Logan about his relationship with Michelle?

    • mary lin

      Interesting that Logan & Michelle can be fornicating sans marriage, but not Mykelti and Tony. Double standard in their made-up Kody religion.

      • justanothermary

        I do believe that Kody believes if there is any fornication going on, the sin lies with the woman in the situation. The man, after all, cannot help himself.

        • mary lin

          Yes, since Kody is an insatiable scum sucking bottom feeder, he assumes his sons will do him proud and be the same way. What an asswipe!

          • justanothermary

            I still think Kody is trying to hide his homosexual tendencies by pretending to be King Studly.

      • Oh Snarky Me

        Absolutely a double standard for Sir Logan– he who was knighted at his bar mitzvah.

        • chacha1

          Logan looks so weird with that body builder over muscled body and his pin head

          • Birdie

            I noticed that too–he looked tiny to me.

          • chacha1

            his head belongs on a smaller body ….. those steroids will make you get real big muscles and teeny weenies

      • chacha1

        I saw smoke coming out of Tony’s ass when it was mentioned about pre marital sex ….. not for a minute do I believe they weren’t screwing like rabbits after their first date … liar liar his pants are on fire

        • mary lin

          It’s only fair if Scrody and Robchin were doing it, that Scrody’s adult children should have that freedom too, regardless of their gender.

          • chacha1

            Scrody is totally pissed and is telling everyone they are free to leave the cult de sac but we all know he is going nuts from embarrassment that Meri preferred a banana over him and the kids are leaving and not doing the polygamy perversion

          • mary lin

            Yes, it just proves what he is selling doesn’t sell with his own kids, and at least one of his wives. Scrody’s line of bullshit is just that.

    • chacha1

      When the Brown Holes were in Hawaii I loved it how Michelle wore this little bikini and Logan was lifting her over his head …. the other slugs and young girls were treading water in their maternity and layered bathing suits

      • CherryLimeDean3000

        Is Meri going to wear the entire Lularoe robe collection (at once) swimming, too?

  • Oh Snarky Me

    WTH was Meri wearing? It looked like a black white and gray ensemble that she put a mustard yellow duster over. Did she buy that duster on QVC from Rinna? It was frumpy and awful. That baby poop yellow is not a good color for her.

    • Sandy Wood

      I’ve seen better dressed homeless people.
      It looks like she uses the dumpster behind Goodwill as her closet.

    • mary lin

      Hahaha, my mom used to call it babyshit yellow! The boots were hideous too.

  • Sandy Wood

    I wonder if next week they will delve into the apparent demise of SW Closet…the business that merchandising mogul Robyn thought would rescue them from poverty once they lose the show. There goes plan B.
    Stay tuned to see what kind of magic Janelle can work with plan C, Strive or Meri with plan D
    Lularoe. Maybe even Liv Water will turn into a geyser of money for them.

    • Oh Snarky Me

      No convo about SW Closet nor Logan living with his girlfriend nor anything else they don’t want discussed. It’s so irritating!

      And Janelle running a weight loss business is beyond absurd! We saw a montage of her inability to lose weight even with one-on-one training! Who the hell would sign up for her stupid Strive business???

      • Sandy Wood

        They hope to keep us enthralled with Meri’s imploring looks at Kody and his steely glare back at her.
        Will they or won’t they saddle up and ride off into nirvana again. Who cares?

        • Oh Snarky Me

          I think everyone but Meri realizes that Kody is permanently done with her. Why should he put up with all of her needs and issues when he has Robyn?

          • mary lin

            Yes, and presumably can still be a brood mare. Robchin hangs on every word from her lord and master.

          • CherryLimeDean3000

            DId anyone else get a little grossed-out by Robyn talking about “baby-making juice” on TV? #dripdrip

          • mary lin

            She can share her husband’s appendage with 3 other women, and she can’t say ‘sperm?’ Bizarre to say the least.

          • malli

            yeah I know them and their fake modesty, Really?

          • malli

            yes I do believe that Robyn is the numero uno on his list. Anyone can see that

      • mary lin

        Not to mention phony. Kody’s mean stare is creepy. They must rehearse everything they’re going to say, and tell the moderator not to inquire about anything that they’re hiding.

        • Oh Snarky Me

          He definitely looks like he is threatening them with his silent glare of “you better shut up”

          • chacha1

            Drippy Dickie is a mean, abusive pervert and Caleb really disappoints me ….

          • Sandy Wood

            Ughhh! I wish Caleb would shave his hairy neck. We’ll have to think of a suitable name for that. LOL.

          • chacha1

            he does look like a weasel …. or one of those prairie dogs ….. LOL

          • Kate halle

            Prairie Dog sorting nuts in his cheeks for the winter

          • chacha1

            how about whack-a-mole ….. WAM LOL he is all over the place, LV, Montana and now Wyoming

          • Sandy Wood

            Perfect! Moles would have furry necks too.
            We now officially knight him whack-a-mole Brush.

          • chacha1

            Hahahahaaaaaaaa and only Drippy Dickie can make him a King

          • CherryLimeDean3000

            Mr. Neckbeard

      • chacha1

        Sparkle Pony FORGOT why she screamed at Robyn ….. yeah right she forgot …. they all make me sick with their lying jealous asses over a goat faced pervert

        • mary lin

          Oh, she knew exactly why, and with that cold dead-eyed stare from her ‘husband’ she wouldn’t dare tell the reason. Still laughing at goat-faced!

          • chacha1

            IKR I caught that glare ….

    • mary lin

      LOL, yes, I remember Robyn thought she was going to make big money from her business.

    • chacha1

      Lularoe is the Tupperware of spandex clothing … she has to have parties to sell that shit and then get others to have a party …..

      • Sandy Wood

        MLM plans seem to be a way of life for them..ie. Liv Water and Janelle’s plastic kitchen storage things.
        Let’s not do the work ourselves, we’ll get little soldiers down the line and sit back and reap the profits.

  • Curious

    Thanks too Beach for your perserverance in this dull and boring show. I deleted my dvr and will not watch anymore. I started to watch and was incredibly bored and disgusted about 3.5 minutes in. I will however continue to follow here and love all the input from everyone here!

  • chacha1

    what a great recap Beach….. the true Kody revealed his nasty mean arrogant self by saying they are ALL free to go … I wonder what will happen if TLC gets the balls and cancels this show … my money is on Drippy Kody and Robyn staying in the cult de sac with King Solomon and waving good bye to the slugs as they slowly slither away… I am also sure Robyn will be so happy to never hear Christine barking at her and the kids because Drippy does not want anything to do with her crazy ass

  • chacha1

    Meri cannot keep her horny ass off the computer trolling for men ..College pftttttt … she is lonely but will not get her slug ass up to do things with the kids or go to school … they are all lying lazy assholes

    • Sandy Wood

      Meri claims she is not going anywhere because of the family…what family…she has outright hostility to Janelle, she barely tolerates Christine and must feel seething resentment to Robyn, covered up to keep Kody happy.
      As far as the kids are concerned, we have seen her have playdates with Sol and road trips with Dayton and Breanna, but never interaction one on one with any of the other kids.
      How about putting the wet bar you claimed you needed for all your baking to good use and inviting Savanah, Gwendyln, Ysabel or Truley over for a cookie fest.

      • mary lin

        I seem to remember Meri saying early on that she & Ysabel had a special connection. Of course, that was probably made up to make Meri more likeable. Then Meri was favoring Robchin’s kids, and they probably can’t stand her now either.

      • KT

        Agree with you again, Sandy. Plus I seem to remember her saying part of her “vulnerability” stemmed from the fact that she was a lonely empty nester. BUT, by definition, and their own rhetoric, they are all moms to all 18 children. So…….go get one!!!!! I have one son. My best friend has 4. I love babies and I especially love that little boy energy. I remember feeling lonely or sad and driving over to her house and getting a child or two. She was more than happy to have a break and the help. And it made me feel better. Win, win. All Meri had to do was walk across the street and pick a kid or six or eight. Go help them with their homework, take them shopping or, as you suggest, have a cookie fest. So I guess my question is WHY did she not do that?

        • Sandy Wood

          The only thing I can conclude is that Meri doesn’t do anything for anyone unless it benefits her. By engaging the other kids, she would be required to give rather than take.
          When she involved herself with Robyn’s kids, she was gaining Kody’s approval…he really wouldn’t care one way or another about any time she spent with Christine or Janelle’s kids…so no benefit to Meri there.

          • KT

            Yeah……I think you’re right. So what did she have to gain by sitting in her house all by herself? Maybe “I’m a lonely empty nester” wasn’t the way she felt at all? Maybe that is another lie to cover up the fact that she would rather be trolling the internet rather than engage with the rest of her “family”??? Things that make me go “Hmmmmm?”

            🙂

          • Sandy Wood

            This “lonely empty nester” syndrome makes me want to barf.
            Anyone with half a brain realizes that when you have children, it’s inevitable that they will grow up and make their own way in life.
            Meri had years to prepare herself for this and could have found fulfillment in a career, community work or even a damn hobby.
            Instead, she made her only child a surrogate mate, hoping that Mariah would forever fill the void she was missing by not having a singular spouse.
            Look where that got her.

          • mary lin

            Including even taking Mariah to meet “Sam.” What a stupid thing to do, taking one’s daughter along to cheat on her father.

          • Sandy Wood

            Meri was so giddy in love, she was hoping to test the waters with “Sam” and Mariah to see how they would get along. This before she had even met him herself.
            And she wonders why Mariah has no respect for her at this point.

          • KT

            I know,,,right?????

          • rusty shackelford

            Everything the Browns do is completely unique to their family alone. Every time Robyn is pregnant she acts like she is the only person in the world to have ever gone through childbirth. Kody acts like stress trying to pay for a wedding and college is only something their family has to deal with and I can’t stand how he brags about how busy he is “it would make a monogamist’s head spin”. Like other parents don’t also deal with the same issues.

      • ayeayematey

        I wish she’d have been honest that she would have left if “Sammy” had been real. I’d at least be able to understand that more than the “I was never going to leave” and “I said I loved him like a friend…”, and the “I wanted to introduce him to Kody”. What?

        • Sandy Wood

          The only way she wanted to introduce him to Kody was after she was “Mrs. Sam Cooper” and they could land in their private jet at the nearest airport and say to Kody ” look what I’ve got”.

          • ayeayematey

            But Sandy she only loved him as a friend….

    • ayeayematey

      I still feel sad for some of them since they seem to be so miserable in their “marriages”. I know I shouldn’t but I cannot help it. I mean, I don’t think I would be able to be catfished because I’d be like, “dude you can’t show up in person, #byefelicia” but I could see if you’re not super careful how it could happen. Of course for months on end for it to happen…I don’t know, I think I’d be suspicious. Especially if your boyfriend doesn’t show up but his weird sidekick bestie does, and it looks like Jackie lol.

      • Coolhip33

        She wasn’t catfished. That’s all made up and they are all lying. Perhaps Mariah is pissed that she has to lie for her mother and the show? Her mother had an affair. She lied to Mariah about it and even used Mariah to meet her lover at Disneyland. Now the producers are insisting that they continue lying. Adults can “act” because they need the money. Young adults are going to have a harder time faking how they really feel.

        • ayeayematey

          Are they all lying liars who lie?
          Why no Fake Lindz account response?

  • Kate halle

    Meri you don’t need to wear the WHOLE Lularoe loungewear collection at once!

    • CherryLimeDean3000

      Maybe she was cold? #blankets

    • chacha1

      LOL … if that is what those clothes look like I am never going to buy anything they sell …

  • CherryLimeDean3000

    Since no one considers Meri to be a particularly truthful or reliable testifier about anything, does anyone wonder if she might have been the one stalking and terrorizing others instead of vice versa? I’m just not sure I buy the tales of terrifying travel w/tyrannical Lindz. All the pics I’ve seen show the two of them looking beyond just smile-for-the-camera happy. It looks like the good times were rolling – and how! A friendship gone bad? And Meri can’t own up to the truth of that?

    • chacha1

      ITA Meri was on her way to meet Sam and she was going to leave Drippy and the cult de sac for Sam …. her believing a millionaire who looks like Sam wanted her with her orange skin and scraggly hair is beyond me

    • Sandy Wood

      Meri deliberately mixes the chronology of events to suit her story. She claims she was suspicious of Lindz very early when Lindz came to her home re. Liv distributorship.
      Her suspicions were confirmed according to her when they were on the road trip to Disney.
      Where did the incriminating pictures and beseeching voicemails and texts fit in…was this after she was suspicious of “Sams” alleged business partner.
      To cover this discrepancy, Meri would have us believe that she only went along to protect the family. Yeah right Meri!

      • KT

        Exactly Sandy. It boggles my brain that Meri can sit there and spin her story of fear and protection when she knows full well that all the videos, pictures, texts and voicemails professing her passionate longing for Sam have been seen by anyone interested in this story. I’m sure all the Browns have seen them. The only way it makes sense is that they are protecting their TLC $. Afterall, without this show they would all have to find jobs like the rest of us.

      • chacha1

        Hi 5 GF

        • Sandy Wood

          TY, chacha 🙂

  • Sandy Wood

    Since they are giving showcase highlights to the wives, how about giving Meri her own hour to recite her interpretation of events with Sam.
    She could sit down with Dr. Phil, Barbara Walters, Lisa Ling or better yet, Judge Judy…not that any of these real investigators would give the Browns the time of day… but that is the only way Meri will ever gain any credibility with the public.

    • chacha1

      you got that right …. the ship has sailed with Sam at the Helm or was it Jackie Overton or Lindsay …. liar liar pants are on fire Meri

      • Sandy Wood

        LOL…sailed and sunk on it’s maiden voyage. Would have been more fitting to have a dramatic plane crash.

        • chacha1

          LOL IKR

  • malli

    sorry folks, but omg that Tony !! He is the grossest creature I’ve seen in a long time. Can’t they get thru to that girl that she could probably do WAAY better than him.YUK. Gives me the creeps

    • KT

      Nothing to be sorry about. I totally agree. I think that Mykelti will either have a long, hard life or divorce in her future. I see her getting pregnant right away and then……after the show gets cancelled, she’s saddled with kids, a career as a pawn shop sales clerk and nothing but a high school education…………..welcome to the real world sweetheart.

      I hate to sound cold hearted but they are young and stupid and not looking at the long term. She’s 19 for gooodness sakes!!!!! She’s working at the pawn shop because she said she wasn’t grown up enough for college……and now she’s married!!!!!! (Plus…idiotic answer about that Christine!) They are seeing more money right now than they ever have because of this show. I don’t think either of them are thinking about what they will do for the next 30 years. The only hope they have is for both or one of them to go get their degree and figure out a career in something that will provide for themselves and their future. He might, but I doubt she will. I can see her following in Christine’s footsteps and pushing out babies and planning stupid parties and being afraid of a toaster.

      • Sandy Wood

        LOL, maybe that’s why Mykelti is now open to polygamy, they are hoping to include a “Janelle” into the marriage…someone with a job.

        • KT

          That’s another thing…..him being open to polygamy. Makes absolutely zero sense to me. He is a relatively new convert to mormonism and being associated with a polygamist is a huge no no for them. Makes me think, even more than I already do, that Tony was interested in being on TV and making some easy money just as much if not more than he was in Mykelti.

          • Sandy Wood

            You are so right about the paradox of a new convert to Mormonism being open to polygamy, but in fairness to Tony, he seemed just as taken aback as the rest of them at Mykelti’s suggestion that she would be open to it.
            Makes me wonder if Mykelti wasn’t in her own way, trying to ingratiate herself and Tony to the family by tossing this out there. Something Maddie didn’t do and I see it as an attempt to make them more acceptable to the family.

          • mary lin

            I agree; Maddie didn’t need to sell the fam on Caleb, but Mykelti wanted them to like Tony when they obviously didn’t. I still think they’re pretending to like FW (Fish Whiskers, love that!) and Mykelti was obviously pissed that they didn’t fall all over FW like they did Caleb. Especially Christine, she went absolutely gaga apeshit over Chubby Cheeks.

          • Sandy Wood

            That would be a sure-fire way to gain family approval and we have seen what a crafty negotiator Mykelti is when it came time to trade off a paid for honeymoon in exchange for delaying the wedding.

          • chacha1

            Oh yeah that gloomy depressing honeymoon in Seattle in December to see the Christmas lights when LV has the best light show bar none

          • hotcoffey

            Exactly. I have been in Seattle since Christmas visiting my kids and I got the giggles when she said she was coming here to see the “Christmas lights!” What was she talking about?! I was on the lookout for Tony to push her off a cliff into the ocean after seeing those engagement pictures.

          • chacha1

            IKR? why would a young couple go on a honeymoon to celebrate their marriage with gloom and doom … there is a picture of them in Seattle on her facebook page and it is very depressing

          • KT

            Hmmmmm……crafty negotiator or blackmailing, spoiled little brat……..
            I choose the latter. Seriously, Sandy if my 19 year old had tried to pull that — especially with someone they had only known for 5 months and after the “take out a mortgage” remark???? No and No. If you can’t even pay for your own honeymoon……………………..
            I………I have no words.

          • Sandy Wood

            I have no words either, but don’t forget we are looking at it from the perspective of monogamous relationships. It wouldn’t have cut it in my home either, but then, my kids didn’t have to watch me compete for time, attention and affection from 3 other women, nor did my kids have to compete with 17 siblings and half siblings.

      • chacha1

        Mykeltie will go the route of a sister slug …..

    • chacha1

      he not only sounds creepy, he looks creepy and those horrible staged engagement “pitchers” they took where he is bending her over are pathetic … and one “pitcher” looks like he is going to throw her off a cliff

  • chacha1

    On the bogus TELL ALL, how come Janelle didn’t say that she left Drippy Dickie because Meri was so mean and abusive to her years ago … Meri has never been a nice women … and if they are still in therapy and are using separate cars to go see Nancy then they will never be friends … over 20 years these two have hated each other and they never mention it …. and Christine has evil in her eyes…. she is so bat shit crazy she should be certified for the looney bin

    • Sandy Wood

      Meri, Janelle, Mariah and a few of Mariah’s friends attended the Women’s March on Washington, DC. over the weekend. I wonder if Meri and Janelle rode the same plane to the event.

      • mary lin

        Is there even a plane big enough so they don’t have to interact?

        No one wants to sit next to Meri, and I wouldn’t either!

        • CherryLimeDean3000

          She’d accuse you of putting your phone down on her phone.

          • ayeayematey

            Cherry how did you get “Sam” to add you to Twitter? Do you feel blessed #catholic #twins #almostdefamed ?

            Kidding, kidding . . .

  • chacha1

    I wonder what Christine’s children think of her screaming and yelling at Robyn, you know they had to witness that …. you know Christine who looked in the camera and said she did not remember why she yelled at Robyn ….

    • mary lin

      Christine wouldn’t have dared telling why with Robyn and Kody shooting daggers at her with their stares. I have noticed in many of the tell-alls, Kody sits between his favorite wives Janelle (she’s such a great buddy) and Robchin (the only one who may still bear his spawn.) That way, he can turn his steely stare at Meri and Christine, who just demand too much from him, the beady-eyed weasel. This show has proven they all lie to keep that TLC money rolling in.

  • ayeayematey

    Beach first of all thanks for another great ‘season’ of this nonsense show. I must say I did WATCH the Tell All. Once again I learned nothing new. These people cannot admit there’s jealousy at all. This show would resonate with ‘fans’ so much more if they just admitted the obvious. We’re not as stupid as TLC hopes we are. Wait, we watched so maybe we are.

  • chacha1

    OMG OMG OMG … Beach please go to Mykeltie Padrons facebook page, there is a pitcher of her bending over in her wedding dress and her big boobs are ready to fall out, seriously … I am sure Drippy Dickie has now lost his mind …. then there is a picture of her and fish whiskers in his wedding finest ….. rumpled suit, gym shoes, dirty unkept hair, they both should be ashamed of themselves …. seems all the Brown Hole girls are slapping their sperm donor down with their cleavage and strapless dresses LOL maybe you can post the “pitchers” here

    • CherryLimeDean3000

      I just saw the collection. Tony made it easy on his groomsmen: Gray pants, burgundy shirts, and sneakers. What I want to know is: WHAT do they eat out there?? Do all the foods have 30% more calories than they do elsewhere?

      • chacha1

        did you notice how messy and unkept they all looked …. wrinkled shirts and tight pants … OMG what a hot mess and Tony was worse then them … his hair was all over the place and he was stuffed into his pants like a baloney sausage

    • Sandy Wood

      OMG is right…she must be pleased with it or she would never have released it.
      Could you imagine sitting down with her grandchildren one day going over sweet family photo album memories.
      I guess that’s the result of years of tater tot casseroles and mock tapioca desserts.
      It’s only a few years ago the Brown wimmen folk wouldn’t expose their upper arms,
      guess that’s what a few years in LV will do for modesty standards.

      • chacha1

        LOL You are so funny my friend, you always make me smile 🙂
        Now, did you see the groomsmen around her ….. they belong in a horse stable, not one of them no how to use an iron … all rumpled with those fake ass flowers on their wrinkled shirts … you can see all their pocket paraphernalia .. pants are tight and they look like sausages ….. this is the most low class wedding I have ever seen …. and Mykeltie is a pig and a whackjob like her mother

        • Sandy Wood

          Thank You my dear chacha for finding this and giving me a hearty laugh. 🙂
          Tony reminds me of a tubby Mexican leprechaun, he thinks he’s found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Too bad he appeared on the scene just as the storm clouds are gathering to blow away his potential lifelong meal ticket.
          I hope TLC can come up with something just as snarkworthy when this is over.

          • chacha1

            I will take any polygamist fake people over them any day ….. even that 5 Wives guy Brady who has a miserable bunch of women hating on each other like the Brown Holes ….. I just want to see Drippy Dickie with his dirty peen between his tail moving back to Utah or maybe he can move in with his new BFF Caleb whack-a-mole

          • Sandy Wood

            I checked the Brady Williams family, Brady and one of the wives Rosemary, were both Honors graduates from UNLV in 2016…he in Philosophy, her in Music so they at least are striving to improve themselves.
            What I would like to see is an update on the Browns in 2 years……
            —Kody heading off to his factory job with duct tape holding the top of his convertible together and the tailpipe dragging like his dirty peen.
            —Meri likes to organize, so maybe a job in the post office sorting mail.
            —Robyn in a hairnet (and face mask during herpes outbreaks)…asking would you like fries with that?
            —Christine, a greeter at Walmart.
            —Janelle no doubt, will still be thinking about a career path.

          • chacha1

            LOL this is great … ITA … I would love to see that happen to those lazy Brown Holes

  • chacha1

    Tony and Mykeltie .. Muskrat Love

  • Denise A

    Oh Meri, eyebrows dear. Go to a salon, get some help.

    • Sandy Wood

      Then an orthodontist about that tooth!.

      • Denise A

        She has one dead one on the top and also one on the bottom

  • Denise A

    I haven’t watched this season and I’m just watching the tell all cause I’m sick in bed and have caught up on all my other shows…. I was just watching the part about Tony asking for Mykeltis hand, and two things… one, tony sounds like a muppet, and two, did anyone else notice how Christine reached out to hold kodys hand in the library, and he didn’t take her hand?

    • Sandy Wood

      Hope you are feeling better now Denise and can join us Monday for snarkfest on final tell-all.