‘Sister Wives’ Rehash Plural Drama in Tell-All Special

Posted on Jan 22 2017 - 4:30pm by BeachSpin

It’s that time of year again — when fans join the cast of Sister Wives, as they rehash the season in a 2-part “Tell-All” special.

Kody, Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn Brown sat down to dish with host, NBC News correspondent, Andrea Canning — the latest newbie to tackle the post-season chore. Another rookie on the plural road to nowhere — or hard-hitting truth seeker? Twitter offers us a clue.

Andrea tweeted out her praises to the family, and Meri chimed in about the “fun” experience.

TLC has offered no preview to Sister Wives fans — but a quick review reveals what topics will likely be addressed.

  • Meri and Kody’s decimated marriage
  • Madison Brown and Caleb Brush’s wedding/ new marriage/ pregnancy
  • Myelti Brown and Antonio Padron’s controversial future marriage
  • Meri and Janelle Brown’s ongoing hatred issues
  • The never-ending aftermath of Meri’s catfish canoodle
  • Mariah Brown’s lesbian bombshell
  • Mariah and Meri’s shattered relationship

Tune in tonight, to see what the Brown family shovels this season — as the latest ride with Sister Wives officially winds down.

Sister Wives airs tonight at 8:00 p.m. ET on TLC.

 

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  • Sandy Wood

    Some topics I hope will be covered…Just WHAT in the name of all that is reasonable is Meri wearing.
    …Is Robyn once again pregnant.
    …what is that on the right hand side of Janelle’s chest.

    The way Andrea and Meri are trading “awesome’s” back and forth on twitter, sounds like this will be yet another tell nothing.

    • Birdie

      Amen sister—Robyn is HUGE. No doubt this was another softball game—this kind of show should NOT be fun.

      • Sandy Wood

        I don’t know why they even bother, it’s just a rehash of clips from previous shows with no in depth probing. Why bother to call it a tell-all.

        • Birdie

          If they asked your questions it’d be a must-see. Meri is draped in LulaLoungeWear..no doubt flushed from discussing her catfish relevance ad nauseam.

          • Sandy Wood

            It’s the same cardigan/coat she wore on last episode, just in a different colorway and different color lace scarf or whatever that is. Hardly a walking advertisement for the brand when she has to tie knots on the bottom to keep it from dragging on the floor.

          • Birdie

            How right you are–just think of the dust bunnies she’d be picking up.

          • mandyboo

            The lularoe brand showcases the “knot” look on several of their pieces.

          • mary lin

            As in what “knot” to wear?

          • mandyboo

            Nope unfortunately they use it as another way to style their clothes. Its knot a good look though 😛

  • Sandy Wood

    I checked Kody’s twitter this week and was not surprised to find that he and Janelle spent a romantic 24th anniversary at a gun show in Vegas. Janelle tweeted “Happy Anniversary Baby” to her top gun.
    Two days later he’s at another gun show with Caleb, bonding like good ol’ boys over weapons.

    • Snarky Snarkerton

      He and Caleb were celebrating the anniversary of their bromance! I bet they were playing hide the pistol that night!

      • mary lin

        LOL!

  • mary lin

    If Meri’s clothes are in fact Lularoe, or whatever it’s called, they are Fugly. Who wears that kind of crap except to hide excess weight?

    Looks like Robchin has joined the others in the plus size category. Good. Maybe Scrody will be out scouting for #5, or keeping it in his pants for once.

    • Sandy Wood

      That yellow garment is beyond sad. It’s droopy, the pocket is bulging with nothing in it, just totally shapeless and unflattering to anyone. It’s almost as if she is building a wall of clothing to shield herself.

      • mary lin

        You are so right Sandy, it sags and I wouldn’t pay $1 for it, nor probably anything in that brand. Just awful.

      • Birdie

        Yeah Meri said “Hey Lula I’ll take an XL in mustard??” Or maybe it’s a one size fits all–perfect cult wear.

    • CherryLimeDean3000

      That’s a garment? I thought she was sick on the sofa or something, and just got up with a heap of blankets still on her.

      • rusty shackelford

        😂😂😂

    • chacha1

      what decent woman would want anything to do with Kody’s drippy dickie and his lice infested beard and hair ?

      • mary lin

        They would have to be pretty damned desperate, that is a fact. Either that or a fame ho that wants to ride the TLC gravy train, which will probably derail very soon.

  • Sandy Wood

    If Meri elects to remain within the cult, she will lead a life of quiet desperation.
    She will forever feel the shame of her indiscretions with Sam and Robyn and Kody will always hold her responsible for exposing the rot at the core of this group.
    If she had any guts, she would say…yes I did it, I was yearning for something more in my life and was not fulfilled in the role I was living. She lacked the initiative to step out without a back up plan in the form of “Sam” and now she probably feels “once bitten, twice shy”.
    She seemed like such a different person when she met the other catfished woman, she was relaxed and seemed to be genuinely enjoying the other persons company.
    It’s too bad that she lacks the self esteem to leave the security, such as it is, of the life she knows and will subject herself to a probable life of “Strange Auntie Meri” for the rest of her days.

  • Snarky Snarkerton

    Whatever sadsack Meri is wearing looks awful! If that’s an example of the duds she is peddling, all I can say is BARF!

    • rusty shackelford

      Ikr! What the help is that?

  • chacha1

    I am going to watch football rather than a bunch of bullshit with this new interviewer who is calling that bunch of slugs “cool” nothing cool about a bunch of overweight, miserable, jealous lying slugs that drool all over that dirtbag pervert !!!! See you all tomorrow … sweet dreams

    • Sandy Wood

      I hope you tape it and join in tomorrow chacha. As bad as they are, we need you.

  • Sandy Wood

    They are talking about Janelle coming into the family and around around they skirt the issue of just HOW Janelle knew Meri and Kody and WHY she was in their wedding photos.
    Will they ever address the fact that Janelle was Meri’s sister in law and that’s how she knew them.

    • mary lin

      Meri’s brother must have been god-awful to have made Scrody look appealing.

  • Sandy Wood

    All Meri needs to complete that outfit is a shopping cart with rickety wheels.

    • margaret

      LOL. Scrolled up to look at the pic again. Not one of them has any fashion sense whatsoever. I don’t even know where to start. :/

    • rusty shackelford

      This is why I come here. Well done Sandy.

      • Sandy Wood

        TY rusty, 😉

    • chacha1

      LMAO

    • KT

      BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG!!!! Sitting here in California with my morning coffee, which I almost spit out all over my computer, SANDY!!!
      Thanks for starting my day out with a laugh and a smile!!

      • Sandy Wood

        Thank you KT, glad to make you smile and laugh.
        If I saw someone looking like Meri in that get-up on the street, I’d be pressing a 5 dollar bill into their palm.

    • ayeayematey

      now now now, I was thinking one of those pet leashes but missing the pet….and a Starbucks cup that has a piece of chewed gum within it and coffee stains on the bottom. Commute! Commute!

  • rusty shackelford

    I think that lularore probably looks a lot better on a younger, thinner woman not burdened down with the mistakes of her life and quiet suffering written on her face and shoulders. She just looks like a middle aged woman trying to pull off a teenager’s trend.

    • chacha1

      Meri face makes me cringe, another one who resembles the cowardly lion

  • Zeltutu

    Another wasted hour with a host who is enchanted with this group. When will I ever learn?

  • Sandy Wood

    The review of Janelle’s highlights was obviously filler, but it did remind me of some scenes that annoy/amuse me.
    ~ Kody and Janelle musing over their child-rearing and in jumps Miss Robyn with her big mouth…as if they’ve all been together since the beginning….
    ~ During some of the talking heads we see Meri, who at that time was in the throes of hot text sex with “Sam”. At the time of viewing, it was public info, but when filmed, none of the Brown clowns (except probably Robyn) knew what was going on. Meri sat there, totally distracted from the proceedings, eyes averted, foot wagging a mile a minute and her white stitched jeans. This would be before her fashion forward lularoe career.

    • chacha1

      They are all a bunch of liars and hate each other and TLC will keep them in the money for their fake lifestyle …. as much as they want the viewers, sponsors and TLC to think they love each other and skip around the cul de sac throwing daisies at each other it is a blantant lie ….. Meri is fugly as hell …. Christine needs to be put in a padded cell …. Janelle thrives on abuse and runs on one brain cell and Robin thinks she got the prize with that goat faced STD infected asshole

      • mary lin

        Goat faced, LMAO! Perfect description.

    • mary lin

      Lularoe makes even the white stitched jeans (that make Meri’s butt look huge, but I digress) look fashion forward!
      Robyn pisses me off when she acts like she’s been there forever. Attention ho.

  • chacha1

    Well I watched it this morning and they get away with too much. They skirt around everything… Meri sits there and glares at Drippy Dickie who basically told her and the rest of them to take a hike if they are not happy …. I am sure he wants Christine to get the hell out … she is nuts and don’t tell me she didn’t remember why she yelled at Robin …. she is so jealous of Robin that she went bat shit crazy yelling at her because Drippy ain’t giving her no dickie ……. now I see why Aspyn moved out ….. and why Truely screams and yells ……

    Logan looks like a pin head, he should lay off the steriods with those huge muscles…. wonder why Michelle wasn’t there? … maybe her parents tell her to stay the F away from them Brown Holes and their perverted lifestyle .. why would any decent monogamous family want to be related thru marriage to those dirtbags ……

    Janelle claims to be a warm, emotional and cuddly mother to her kids only, says alot about how they try to convince people that they ALL live like one happy fambly ….. Meri says she is lonely with 18 kids … more lies … I am not buying it after Janelle gave her daughter that depressing/toast speech at her wedding … what a menza morta that one is …..

    • Sandy Wood

      It’s a good thing a lot of the older kids are out of the nest, as I have a strong feeling they will be hightailing it back to Lehi within the year.

      • chacha1

        Sandy I think Maddie, Caleb, Mykeltie and Fish Whiskers are liking the TLC money … it is amazing how much time they have to film this show ….. I guess no one is working a job

        • Sandy Wood

          IKR, Caleb supposedly has a job in mining equipment in Montana and there he was on twitter last Thursday at a gun show with his hero Kody in LV.
          Why aren’t Mykelti and Tony tending to their careers in the pawn shop and banking instead of lounging around looking for face time on the screen.

          • chacha1

            And didn’t Maddie just say they now live in Wyoming? I bet Maddie and Caleb will move to Las Vegas to be near Drippy Dickie and his profound love of Caleb

          • Sandy Wood

            It seems to me they said that they were both returning to school…right, very little likelihood of that, if they are not enrolled now, how will they manage with a baby to care for. Maybe they will return to LV, where Maddie may be eligible for reduced or no cost college fees and they could enlist Meri for babysitting.

          • mary lin

            I would bet Meri would be their last choice, they’d probably even prefer Annie or Mindi. Meri’s McMansion must be pristine at all times, and kids are messy.

          • mary lin

            Oh, and to have all the ‘sisters’ as babysitters. I’m sure Scrody never showed the love he has for Caleb to any of his own kids, especially the girls.

    • Zeltutu

      I can only imagine what Menza morta means.

      • chacha1

        actually it is mezza morta meaning “half dead” in Italian

        • Zeltutu

          My spell check corrects everything no matter how many times I try. Very good description

          • chacha1

            mezza and menza mean ‘half’ and morta means ‘dead’ LOL

    • Sandy Wood

      They replayed one of our favorite scenes with Janelle and Kody in the mattress shop with her filthy feet. Sometimes I think the show production team reads here and tosses these little gems back for our viewing (dis) pleasure.

      • Zeltutu

        I turned the show off after the first hour. To watch these people a second time was too much for me. I have not watched any of the “review” episodes.

      • chacha1

        I saw those filthy disgusting feet, I am sure the mattress salesman threw the mattress out and burned it

  • chacha1

    what am I missing here ? Andrea Canning thinks a pervert who sleeps with 4 women on rotation is COOL….. has 12 out of wedlock kids and milks the welfare system for years and years is COOL ?

    • Sandy Wood

      Andrea made Tamron Hall look like a hard hitting reporter.

      • chacha1

        IKR ….? got to leave for a while, see you later my friends

  • mandyboo

    I wish Meri would leave already. Write a book girl, get a show (leaving polygamy or something), and get your life back.

    I’m not necessarily a Meri fan but seeing the flashback of slim Meri always at Kody’s side looking happy, pre Robin. Robin coming into the picture sure did a number on Kody and Meri’s relationship. As I think it did with all the wives.

    • Sandy Wood

      Meri looked happy pre Robyn because she was HBIC and had the power to lord it over the other “wives”.
      Maybe they could do a spin-off…The Faux Wives of Summerlin, NV.

    • ayeayematey

      I’ve been saying this for like a year or so now.

  • Sandy Wood

    In the photo above, Robyn’s left hand and wrist are visibly swollen. Coupled with what appears to be an abdomen protrusion, I wonder if the swelling could be edema from a pregnancy.
    Mykelti’s wedding, Maddie’s baby and the prospect of another Brownling from Robyn will not be enough to breath life into this worn out show.

    • mary lin

      Love that ‘Brownling’!

    • ayeayematey

      I thought that pic was from when she was pregnant at first

    • chacha1

      Oh yeah her arm looks like a big boloney with fingers

  • Anna Cooper

    Last night I noticed all merit could say is that she loved all 18 kids and if she left she would miss them !! Of course Christine knows why kody ticked her off,and all the marriage counseling in the world is not going to help 4 jealous women,really,it seems only jenelle knows how to take care of herself,and Christine needs to clean her dang dirty house!! And get truly to see a ear dr,and speech therapy,I think that baby has some hearing problems,hope next season is better !!!