‘Sister Wives’ Recap: A Brown Family Game Night Proves Kody & Meri Know Each Other The Best!

Posted on Jan 16 2017 - 8:44am by BeachSpin

Sister Wives begins with a raucous trivia night planning sesh. A Newlywed/Married Hell game night is on tap, but the plot is interrupted by a phone call from Garrison. It’s a rare chance for the military lad to call home, and Garrison doesn’t waste it, cussing up a storm with his fam. Garrison can’t wait to come home to visit — because being pounded by the military has made him miss the good ol’ days. 

The family gets busy rearranging Christine’s living room for some rowdy fun, as Caleb and Tony swap worried glances. Mariah and Aspyn lay out the rules, as Kody and the gals giggle and banter about the hilarious gap in the polygamous game market. The players are Caleb and Maddie, Tony and Mykelti, and Kody and the harem — who have racked up 72 years of combined years of multiplied love. Meri is scared, and her instincts are spot-on, because the whole display reaches new levels of horror. The spectacle may have even trumped Meri’s photographed come-on to a resistant banana. Consider the riveting reveals.

Where did a first kiss take place?

Mykelti and Tony — On Mykelti’s ugly couch

Madison and Caleb — Caleb’s apartment — entryway only.

Meri and Kody — Meri knows the date, time, place and zip code of their first messy smackeroo, and Kody romantically cosigns.   

Janelle and Kody — Janelle doesn’t remember ever kissing Kody, but Kody remembers some mad sparks, evidently buried somewhere in Janelle’s semi-consciousness.   

Robyn and Kody — Under a parking lot sign, in the neon glow of recycled passion.

Christine and Kody — Over the altar, on their wedding day.

Who in the Brown cult will be the next to marry?

Mariah — Not her.

Tony — Kody. The no-brainer triggers uproarious forced laughter from the group. Tony and Mykelti are then proclaimed rascally button-pushers, and once again, a match made in heaven.

Mykelti — Logan and Michelle — or Kody.

Who is the most hair obsessed?

Robyn, Meri and Kody all score votes, but Kody wins. Interestingly, Christine has the nicest hair, but Kody gets a flunky hair rewind as a reward. Kody triggers gag reflexes around America, when he reveals that he uses a scrub brush in the shower to clean “everything.”

What is the phrase that each person uses most?

Kody — “I’m exhausted.”

Meri — Meri reveals that Kody calls himself “Fart Man.” Kody illustrates  with a comedy shtick that plows over all boundaries of tomfoolery—a feat previously believed to have been impossible.

Round Two begins with the six ladies guessing the responses of their three guys — who are all hidden away in Christine’s room of doom.

What would the men say is their better half’s best characteristic?

Meri — Not her boobs.

What is Kody’s best feature?

Christine—His shifty eyes.

Janelle — Kody’s load bearing shoulders.

Meri — Kody’s forearms. Mariah throws shade at the answer, revealing that her mother permanently skeeved her, by oversharing about her father’s sexy guns during her childhood.

Robyn — His eyes—gazing only at her.

Madison — Caleb’s camo-butt.

What do the men like to do when they are alone with their wives?

Madison — Work on multiplying like reality guppies, and flopping aboard the TLC gravy train.

What are the pet names the women call their men?

Christine — “Wonderful man”

Janelle — “Sweetheart”

Meri — Used to be “Lover” — she has since substituted the “v” with a “s.”

TLC reminds us once again that Meri and Kody’s spiritual marriage is in the crapper — explaining Mare’s furrowed-brow struggle in responding to the brain-teaser.

The men return, and end the suspense.

Mykelti calls Tony “Poquito,” and the game breaks for another round of praise for Mykelti and Tony’s profound love-connection. The skill was likely picked up after hours of pillow-talk on Mykelti’s ugly couch.

The suspense resumes, and when Kody answers the Meri-question correctly, the room breathes a sigh of relief. It’s a spark of rekindled romance, and Meri is clearly tickled. Caleb confirms that Maddie was right about his lively sex drive, as the family laughs like hyenas over the notion of newlyweds humping like rabbits. Janelle thinks that Caleb’s discomfort is simply a riot, and he’s dubbed even more fabulous than they ever imagined. Tony and Mykelti score again — agreeing that her extra-juicy butt is a thing of beauty. Tony’s floppy hair also is given kudos.

Christine is thrilled that the young folk are obsessed with each other’s behinds, but Kody is getting the more appropriate shudders. Meri and Kody are the only ones who agree on his most hunky feature, with Christine noting that his scampering butt is not so hot. Heading into the stretch, Tony and Madison are in the lead, and Christine is dead last. TLC mercifully speeds up the slow as molasses game, as Christine shares that she wished that she had cheated her way into Kody’s memory.

TLC obviously feeds the family the next question, asking how the women would feel about adding a bonus wife to their marriages.

Mykelti and Tony drop the bomb that they are toying with the idea of polygamy. Caleb, Meri, Robyn and Christine say NO WAY. Janelle says that she might consider it, if the chick is as uber-fab as Robyn. Kody doesn’t want to expand his female-hell, so he votes no. They chatter about movies, crappy women drivers, and Kody casually admits that he’s a narcissist.

The game closes with a relationship rewind, and Meri and Kody agree that talking calmly, and ignoring Kody’s moody jerkiness is the key to wedded tolerance. Kody validates Robyn’s many “woes,” and the couple high-fives to celebrate her neediness. Madison and Tony battle it out for the win — some pizza topping know-how paying off big. There’s no mention of their mutual passion for hiking.

The episode proves to be lamer than lame — but did reveal that Meri and Kody’s history together stands as the one to beat.

It’s that time of year again — time to tell nothing in the first part of the Tell-All reunion special. Who votes for a viewing party/live thread?

 

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  • Sandy Wood

    Brilliantly written Beach, once again you hit all the high lights of these low lifes.
    I vote yes for the viewing party even though it’s hard for me to chew gum and walk at the same time, I’ll enjoy the running commentary.

    • Contessa Bel Raven

      That would be fun, wouldn’t it? The best part of sitting through the Tell All lol. How’s the new year treating you Sandy?

      • Sandy Wood

        New year has been great Contessa, thanks for asking. Aside from the winter woes we Ontarions are inflicted with, that I am NEVER ready for…hope you are coping with ice, snow and freezing temps. too.

        • Contessa Bel Raven

          Actually we’ve had more rain than snow here in Southern Ontario along with higher than normal winter temperatures. Today is a beautiful sunny day. -2°C with more rain coming tonight and tomorrow. No real chance of snow until the end of January. I am not complaining though not sure how much the lack of cold will affect the farmers.

    • chacha1

      I will try to be here but usually Sunday night is laid back night after the kids have had their spaghetti and gone home ….. plus I have to tape it, hubby and I love football and the playoffs have been running on Sunday night

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Sandy!! GREAT!! 😂 😘

  • Sandy Wood

    DonnGGG….. DonnGGG…..DonnGGGGGGG…….

    Oh hark, what is that sound we hear…could it be the death knell for Sister Wives.

  • MsM

    I’m not sure how much longer this show is going to survive…that episode was pretty much dead in the water and you captured it brilliantly Beach!

    • Contessa Bel Raven

      I think that Mykelti and Tony’s revelation is an attempt to keep viewers interest. Will they or won’t they……tune in next season (& the next and the next ad nauseum) to find out

      • Zeltutu

        I think she is trying to “one up” her sisters’ announcement’s.

        • Contessa Bel Raven

          She tries so hard to be noticed by her parents. There are so many kids and none of the harem or Kody seem to be hands on parents. Once the kids were old enough to fend for themselves and look after the Littles I am sure that’s what they had to do. Kody & Co have so much in common with the Duggar that I am surprised they are not friends.

          • Zeltutu

            You hit the nail on the head.

          • chacha1

            Aspyn and Mykeltie have raised Truely, Kody has only one child Solomon who has been attached to his neck since birth

          • Contessa Bel Raven

            Oh he pays attention to Ari-May as well. Come to think of it I’ve seen him be more of a parent (okay mostly spend time with) Robyn’s kids (both his bio and non-bio) than with his other biological kids.

      • chacha1

        Tony and Mykeltie need to take a shower also …. they are large and dirty looking

        • Contessa Bel Raven

          Sad that self-proclaimed hikers such às they have almost the most unhealthy condition. Maybe they had just come from one of their many hikes why they appeared in such a state? 😅😅😅

    • chacha1

      ITA

    • BeachSpin

      Thank u MsM!! It was a rough one.

  • Birdie

    OMGGGG—this episode was TERRIBLE. I was embarrassed for every one of them. Stick a fork in this mess—it’s over.

    • chacha1

      It has jumped the shark five seasons ago and yet they keep coming back with their fake life style

      • Violet~Princess Pumpernickel

        I bet if the Duggars hadn’t been outed, this show would have been cancelled.

  • Sandy Wood

    One can only hope when Fartman showers, he uses a carbolic soap and Lysol bodywash.

    • chacha1

      does anyone really believe that asshole cleans himself, I bet he needs bush/hedge trimmers just to get at his dingle berries …. and I would like to know what is growing in his beard, he looks like a goat

      • Sandy Wood

        He needed to make that point, because I am sure he has read comments here.
        I also notice that Tony has trimmed his “fish whiskers”, darn…we were having so much fun with them.

        • chacha1

          Big ol Fish Whiskers does look like Elmo, Mykeltie is an angry jealous little hag already ……

          • Curious

            It’s kind of true but sad, cuz Elmo is so cute…Tony not so much 🙁

        • mary lin

          I didn’t even notice, there’s so much else wrong there, I guess.

      • ayeayematey

        A sitz bath lol

    • mary lin

      LOLOLOLOL!

  • chacha1

    You mean to tell me Janelle didn’t clutch her pearls and leave the room when SEX was brought up OH MY !!!! Janelle is probably still thinking about leaving the room but hasn’t figured it out yet …… she is another hypocrite pervert

    • Sandy Wood

      She may have left, had she been able to hoist her lard-ass out of the chair.

      • chacha1

        Hahahahaaaaaaaa this is true !!

      • chacha1

        Janelle was so angry when Caleb had the audacity to give Maddie a camo bra and panties at her bridal shower …… yet she shares Drippy DIckie’s dick with 3 other women

        • malli

          I know. Feigned horror!

      • Zeltutu

        I love the way you and chacha1 play off each other, it is like a comedy act. Keep up the good work!!!! 😀

        • chacha1

          thank you …. LOL

        • Sandy Wood

          Thank you Zeltutu, we’re going to miss this when they’re gone. 🙁

          • Zeltutu

            That’s for sure. These people are so much fun to talk about because they make fools of themselves in front of the TV viewers. Normally I would never criticize people I don’t know, but they make it so easy.

  • chacha1

    PERVERT, Jack Wagon, weasel, liar, grifter, dirtbag, hosebag, douche bag, creep, evil, angry, abusive, jerk off, foul mouthed, snake oil salesman and now FART MAN ….. GTFOOH …. he reeks filth, no way does that asshole take a shower and scrubs himself down …..

  • BeachSpin

    I watched this with a frozen cringe on my face. 😬😬😬😬

    • Sandy Wood

      I am horrified to watch them frantically making fools of themselves, all to escape the realities of real life J-O-B-S.

      • chacha1

        Yes, Drippy would have to drag his diggle berried ass off of Dudley Do Rights sofa

      • BeachSpin

        GASP! Don’t say the J-word. 😫

    • chacha1

      It was horrible, and Maddie has beautiful hair yet her hair looks like Daniel Boone and his coon skinned cap on her head ….. or some kind of mangy road kill

      • BeachSpin

        She and Caleb are busy humping and being introverts in the woods—who needs good hair??

        • Sandy Wood

          I wonder if Caleb removes his baseball cap when humping. It’s good enough to wear at the dinner table, he must like the look.

          • chacha1

            poor ugly dude looks like a weasel

          • mary lin

            Those chubby cheeks of his make him look like a chipmunk, too.

        • chacha1

          this is true LOL ….. do they work ? TLC must have paid them good for their wedding

    • ayeayematey

      Frozen as in “Let It Go”? Lol

  • Barb Jean

    Watched for 10 min too boring. I am over this show.

    • chacha1

      Why doesn’t TLC kick these fake asshats to the curb, enough with their fakery, and BS about the sister slugs having Kody’s name when they spiritually married him when we all know the 12 out of wedlock kids before Robyn was used for scamming the welfare system…….. the sponsors should have pulled all their money when that jerk off gave the viewers who buy their products ‘the finger’

  • chacha1

    fake lindz where are you ?

    Logan and Michelle are keeping themselves away, I think they have been embarrassed enough

    • ayeayematey

      FakE lindz is in the Bahamas lol. Also Shant and “Sam” tweeted each other haha

  • Sandy Wood

    So, we were treated to a 1 hour review of “Robyn’s All Time Hits”… they left out her most award winning scenes such as “The Purity Speech” and “Save Me From This Shitty Snow”

    • chacha1

      but we got to see Drippy Dickie doing his “chicken having a seizure dance” at the cake tasting ……. LOL

      • Sandy Wood

        Thank you TLC for that!

      • dbeecooks

        It’s sooo bad!!

    • Zeltutu

      I turned if off immediately after I saw what that hour was about.

      • chacha1

        even that hour proved how fake they are and how they lie …. Robyn first had Drippy go with her to pick out her wedding dress, the slugs found out and went bat chit crazy but then you see them at the Bridal Salon sitting there like 3 toads watching Robyn strutt like a rooster trying on dresses…… and Sparkle Pony all pissed because Drippy never kissed her before they got ‘married’, but kissed Robyn..guess he wouldn’t kiss Sparkle before because of the way she hogged down her chili cheese nachos , bet Sparkle snorted while eating also

  • KT

    Here’s my first snarky remark:

    “Mykelti calls Tony poquito”.
    From what we’ve seen there’s nothing about Tony that’s “poquito”. So maybe it’s something we can’t see?

    • Sandy Wood

      LOL at that KT.

      • KT

        Thanks Sandy!!!! Sometimes my fellow posters inspire me. You all have some pretty funny/witty things to say. Of course no one can compete with Chacha! Some of her comments almost make me spit out my coffee!!!!

        • chacha1

          LOL

    • chacha1

      Poquito my butt, did you see them hiking ? that was all staged .. those two never leave their dirty sofa

      • KT

        🙂 Maybe the producers were standing by with oxygen!!

        • Why is this happening to us?

          Haha….I said the same thing before I read your comment! Lol

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lmao… the way they were breathing while hiking, it sounded like Tony needed some oxygen STAT!

  • Zeltutu

    Thank you all for a wonderful start to my day. It is now time for my walk before it starts to rain again in California.🙋🏻

    • chacha1

      have a nice day

    • KT

      Hey Zel!!! That’s usually my start: Read Beach, take walk. 🙂
      In northern CA. Just north of the GG bridge. Not supposed to rain here today. Have a great walk!!!

  • Sandy Wood

    It was shocking that Maddie is considering home birth, after seeing Ari-Mae being mutilated while being wrestled from Robyn’s loins.

    • chacha1

      Interesting that they didn’t show Duddley Do Right on her dirty bed with dirty towels, and her father with his zoom lens camera sitting there on a chair taking “pitchures” of that birth

    • mary lin

      That’s enough to convince almost anyone of what NOT to do when giving birth. Dirty and dangerous.

    • chacha1

      she probably has no insurance ….. but she does have a Lexus !!! Yeah Maddie take a chance at a home birth you stupid moron

  • malli

    omg, this show:( It’s really getting beyond pathetic.) I guess I watch cause I am amazed at the hypocrisy . The depths people will go to; to not have to really work, or be independent human beings. 4 women sharing 1 pathetic over rated guy and then all those kids. Who would want that life? Gawd!!

    • chacha1

      great comment but FARTMAN has cast a spell on the inbred perverted princesses and now they are toads … Kody’s Toads

  • Sandy Wood

    There is no limit to the degree Christine has been brainwashed. She actually said that Robyn could have had her pick from anyone…but chose the Brown Bunch. She took the words from Frozen “Let It Go” literally…she can’t fight ’em, might as well join ’em.

  • chacha1

    It is time for this show to go already, yes I will miss the snark but how many times can I call this pervert a pervert ….. and the slugs “slugs”

  • Sandy Wood

    Out of curiosity, I tried to access SW Closet, but online security features I have gave me dire warnings, don’t go there. I did look a few weeks ago and all they had at that time were some left over Christmas ornaments from previous years at half price. The SW Closet facebook page announced ALL remaining inventory at 70% off. I’m guessing SW Closet is officially dead.
    Kody announced last night in the review episode that it took them 2 years to dial it up to know where it’s really going. Right Toady, straight down the crapper.

    • chacha1

      and I remember how they tried to scam intelligent professional investors into giving them 1.5 million … it was obvious to them and us the viewers that they wanted that money to pay off their houses and then go bankrupt which they have a history of doing

      • Sandy Wood

        Janelle called it when she said it was a “hobby business” and I’m glad the investors saw through it. I did read somewhere though that the pawn shop owners did extend them a loan, part of it has been repaid, maybe out of Mykelti’s wages.

        • chacha1

          I know Drippy was asking the Pawn Shop to sell that shit

          • Sandy Wood

            LOL, even the lesbian thrift shop owners rejected that crap.
            I wonder how they made out with the display they had in the boutique in the casino. As if people who go to casinos would have any interest in polygamy inspired jewelry.

          • chacha1

            I loved when they went to a convention center to sell their shit joory and everyone was looking and not buying and one women grabbed a bunch of stuff to buy and said she would be right back after she went to the ATM and never came back LMAO I think for the whole weekend they sold $150.00 even though Drippy and Janelle said $500.00

          • Sandy Wood

            I have done antique shows at similar convention centers and booth rent is anywhere from $1000-$2000. for a two day show, plus tables and drapery backdrops.
            Even IF they made a $500. net profit after cost of inventory, that would work out to $50. each per day…they no doubt ate through their $50 profit at the concession stands…those funnel cakes would look mighty good to them.

        • dbeecooks

          Janelle is still my favorite SW.

  • Venus in Furs

    I knew those two weirdos, Tony, and Mykletti would be up for polygamy. They demonstrated french kissing lessons for her sister, so it goes without saying that they are both freaks.

    Soon they will be continuing the fine Brown tradition of hustling the American gov’t for social assistance. This must make Fat Shaggy proud. Mykelti is now daughter #1, and Toady has replaced Caleb’s throne as best homie for Kody.

    • mary lin

      The thought of those two french kissing is nauseating, and showing it off to sis? Sick!

      • chacha1

        They are pigs like Drippy Dickie and Sparkle Pony … the nuts do not fall far from the tree ….

    • chacha1

      I love your comment and your reference to “Fat Shaggy” and I totally agree about Mykeltie and Fish Whiskers being lazy and freaky …. they disgust me …. who goes to Seattle for a honeymoon in mid December to look at lights when LV has the best lights anywhere at Christmas time … only those two morons would go and shiver in the depressing rainy weather …. go look at Mykelties fb page …

      • Venus in Furs

        Toady, and Mykelti will try, like the Duggar sisters to get their own spin-off show, because they are lazy, and indulgent losers. And they will start breeding like rabbits too.

  • Sandy Wood

    It seems the Browns are attempting to build as many cliff-hangers as possible in the hope of squeezing out another season.
    -Will Meri and Mariah find a meeting ground and resolve their differences.
    -Will Tony and Mykelti seek a polygamous lifestyle.
    -Will Maddie and Caleb permit cameras and Kody and Robyn’s big heads into the birthing.
    -Will Janelle lose more than 5 pounds with her fitness program.
    -Will Meri find financial and wardrobe success as a lularoe consultant.
    -Will Kody maintain the facade of compassionate, understanding patriarch of his flock.
    -Will Meri finally wise up to the fact she is redundant in this family and cut and run.

    Stay tuned PLEASE…the Brown’s are begging us.

    • mary lin

      LOL, endless possibilities, all of them sucky!

    • chacha1

      Sandy you are a scream, I haven’t stopped laughing …..

      • Sandy Wood

        I have no doubt that TLC doubled up the episodes to turf out the ones that were “in the can”, and SW will not be back.
        I can only hope they come up a new show that is just as snark worthy as this has been.

        • chacha1

          any other polygamist fambly but this one …. I want to see the moving trucks lined up in the cult de sac and the perverted bat shit crazy Brown Holes on their way back to Utah … never to be seen or heard from again.

          I guess we will have Momma June Boo Boo and her farting family back on in February .. anyone know the channel and date

        • girlie1

          Really? You’d think that featuring 2 hours of prime-time TV would be a sign they will be back. Either way, I don’t care, but I do think they will show Madison’s baby shower and the other one’s wedding (for the life of me I can’t keep those older girls straight, they all look so much alike).

    • BeachSpin

      Oh snap–you nailed this. 😂

    • girlie1

      LMAO Lularoe consultant.. oh god I dread seeing any of those women in those leggings.

  • Jennymckitty

    Thanks, Beach. Somehow you managed to produce an entertaining recap for the most boring episode in recorded history of all television. It made watching the burning Yule log on Hallmark Channel seem action packed.

    • Sandy Wood

      LOL, at least there is periodic snap and crackle with the Yule log.
      It was maybe more like Morning Sunrise, without the background music.

      • chacha1

        Stop now… LMAO I am trying to drink coffee without spitting it out, you and Jenny are knocking me out Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • chacha1

      LMAO

    • BeachSpin

      You’re not kidding, and thanks Jenny!

    • girlie1

      It’s that bad? I’m so behind on this series. I watch RHOA so I have all these Sister Wives DVR’d and they are taking up tons of spaces because they’re all 2 hours long.

      • Sandy Wood

        LOL, you’ll be able to FF through large segments. There was a 15 minute infomercial inserted between episode 1 and 2 on at least one week.
        They are trying hard to fill gaps in their lives. The second episode this week consists of Robyn’s greatest moments.

        • girlie1

          I’ll skip all of Robyn… she annoys me to no end.

          • mary lin

            Robchin and Meri both irritate the hell out of me.

    • Why is this happening to us?

      Haha! I love the Yule log! Lol. Probably explains why I watch this show….

  • mary lin

    Hahahahahaha, from “Lover” to “Loser”, SO true!

    I vote YES for a live thread!

  • girlie1

    We’re at the end of the season already? That seemed quick, granted every episode was 2 hours long which seemed weird. I’m at least 4 hours behind on what’s going on.

    Let’s hope next season the catfish crap is not talked about and we get to see Madison’s baby shower, which is really the only thing I’m looking forward too, I love Madison. I suppose the wedding of the other one will be a good train wreck to watch too.

  • ayeayematey

    Meri called Sam lover during some of the voice mails didn’t she?

    • Sandy Wood

      I think you are right ayeaye.
      Hope you’re getting lots of sleep and enjoying the new bundle of joy. xo

      • ayeayematey

        Trying lol. I’m down 21 lbs of 29 gained and baby is 2 weeks old today. Baby is doing well and I’m enjoying my time away from work

        • chacha1

          (((( ))))

          • ayeayematey

            Thank you guys for your support. Means the world to me considering I’ve endured such hate from “Meri’s trolls”, they even claim to have contacted my mother-in-law and I’m lying about the baby lol. They can pay my hospital bill.

          • chacha1

            where are you commenting where the Meri trolls attack you …. stay here with us and away from those morons …… and then they threaten you?
            WTF !!

          • ayeayematey

            That’s just it. I haven’t responded to them they’re just on twitter thinking each fake acct that the catfish makes is me. The catfish is making fake acct to rile them up and they keep falling for it. They think it’s me. That Phil McCracken Canadian person said if she were me she’d shoot herself.

            These are adult women…that’s what is terrifying.

          • chacha1

            that is terrifying … I do not do twitter

          • Sandy Wood

            As chacha says, just ignore them and stick with us, when they do show up here, they are run off pretty quick.

          • ElectricBlue

            Stop lying Mary. That is not true and you know it. None of those people are “meri’s troll” and none have contacted your family. Why lie? Do you have a victim complex? Don’t get me wrong. I see all you people on here saying horrible things about the Browns – and believe me I’m not a fan of them – but to sit here, Mary and type falsehoods is just wrong. Spend time with your daughter rather than spew lies and hate.

  • chacha1

    Drippy DIckie always has to be the loudest and most obnoxious, over and over it is all about him and I thought “what an asshole” when he was bellowing about his being “Fartman” what a pig and not funny at all.

    I also caught how Meri and Robyn had to go to counseling to iron out their issues when Robyn first came into the fambly, and here they lied and said Meri brought her to Kody and convinced him to make her #4 Slug ……… and where did they get the money for all this counseling? It seems Janelle and Meri alone have over 20 years of counseling and then Robyn who was supposed to be her BFF … so all this fake love, laughter and unity is only for the money as this polygamy thing is nothing but a perverted fake religion made up by perverts

    • Sandy Wood

      I caught that too, they said Kody, Meri and Robyn all went for counselling when Robyn first came in. I thought Christine was the most disturbed by the new wife…why wasn’t she included in counselling.
      That should tell them something, when they have to keep a therapist on call just to keep on keeping on. It isn’t working.

  • Oh Snarky Me

    OK, I just watched this last night and it was crap. Totally fake, totally scripted, totally horrendous acting. Christine desperately needs a valium and an education…and some self-worth. Sparkle pony was on my last nerve!

    Best line of the night was when Kody the kreep said “there isn’t a market for plyg products”. Gee, ya think? Then why did you go along with My Sister Wife’s Closet?

    These people are so sadly dysfunctional that I almost feel guilty for watching…almost…but it’s too easy to snark on them and too much fun!

    • chacha1

      I know exactly how you feel and I am sick and tired of Sparkle Pony flashing her gang signs trying to be cool and barking, yelling and screaming ….. her own daughter Aspyn cannot get along with her and lives with Robyn …… they are so desperate for the easy life and TLC money by acting like they all love each other yet Meri and Janelle whose driveways are next to each other cannot even get in the same car when they are going to the same place. Bat shit crazy Sparkle Pony needs to be hosed down and locked up. And Drippy Dickie and his yelling out loud “Fartman” …. needs to be slapped silly

      • Oh Snarky Me

        OMG that fartman thing was beyond obnoxious! I wanted him to sit down and shut up! They all thought it was so hysterical and it was just asinine. I’m actually surprised that Kody the Klown and Sparkle Pony don’t get along better–they are both loud and obnoxious.

        Aspyn is one of the few members of this circus that I can stand. Was she wearing that LulaRoe crap last night? She looked unfortunate. I was sad that such a lovely young woman looked so frumpy on national television. She desperately needs to get out of that cult-de-suck and develop a normal life. Her whole life was that cult until she was in high school–I hope she can fully break free.

        • chacha1

          I also noticed that about Aspyn’s silver palazzo pants and a black sleeveless top that she tucked in to make it look even more lumpy, she has no booty and is getting very large, such a pretty girl .. it is a shame

  • dbeecooks

    It was pretty funny when Tony said Mykelti’s favorite pizza topping was sausage. But geez that was a boring episode although the second part about Robyn had some interesting stuff.