Porsha Williams Says Kenya Moore Is The ‘Definition of Thirsty’ On #WWHL; Kenya Responds With EPIC Diss!

Posted on Jan 16 2017 - 1:28am by Terri L. Austin

On Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen hosted Real Housewives of Atlanta star, Porsha Williams, and her castmate in the New Celebrity Apprentice, Carson Kresley.

The shady moment of the night came from RHOA when Marlo Hampton and Sheree Whitfield met up to look at wallpaper and spill the tea about Kenya Moore’s housewarming party. Since Marlo wasn’t invited, she asked Sheree for details. Sheree questioned the reliability of Kenya’s the plumbing at Moore Manor. It all went to shit from there. Literally.

Despite owning a hair company, Porsha chopped off her locks and wore a new bobbed ’do this week. Carson advised her to keep her long hair, but Porsha claimed the short cut was her own. In a flash poll, 56% of viewers deemed the short look “hot.”

Tonight on RHOA, Phaedra Parks hosted a charity popup shop. The women thought it would be a great time to shade one another. Porsha teased Kandi Burruss about putting up a wall of dildos from Bedroom Kandi, Sheree wondered if Kenya was still filling bottles of hair care with water, and Kenya laughed at Sheree’s “Who Gon Check Me Boo?” T-shirts. But Phaedra said all the women were “empowering” each other. You go, girls!

Porsha and Carson discussed their fellow celebrities on their thirst level. Carson thought Kanye West was “hospitalization thirsty.” And the fact that Blac Chyna is always flashing her boobs was labeled by Porsha as, “Not thirsty. She’s breastfeeding.” And Porsha said Kenya was the “definition” of thirsty.

The sneak peek for next week’s RHOA touched on Porsha’s anger management. Porsha insisted she wasn’t changing herself for the women and claimed she didn’t “really have an issue” or “appreciate the tone” of the conversation. Kenya wondered if Porsha were on medication to get herself in check. Kandi smirked at her, and Porsha flounced off. Well, at least she’s not pulling out someone’s weave. That’s what we call progress.

Kenya tweeted tonight about the Underground Railroad not being literal railroad, a clear jab at Porsha. Porsha asked, “What she mad about?”

Someone called in and asked about the “golden shower” comment Kenya made in regards to Porsha. She reminded everyone that in Miami last season, while playing a game Never Have I Ever, Porsha drank when the subject came up. Porsha now claimed she had no idea what Kenya was talking about.

“Someone asked me, I was on a press tour. I was like, ‘who did what?’ I don’t know, we were drinking. It was a drinking game. People say true and false things, I don’t know.”

Andy tried to pin her down by asking if it were true or not. Porsha cleared it up by saying:

“Well I mean, I don’t get peed on, you know what I mean. Let’s just make that clear.”

As far as her relationship with maybe-boyfriend, Todd, Porsha said:

“I just talked to him yesterday. We’re still trying to figure things out.”

When Andy said he hoped things worked out for them as a couple, Porsha agreed.

“He’s so cute, right? Normally, y’all try to say I’ve been thirsty through the years, but this guy…I didn’t throw a party for him.”

A caller asked Porsha why she’s so shady toward Kandi.

“I don’t throw shade unless I receive it. If I get it, I will definitely give it right back.”

On her friendship with Nene, Porsha said:

“I haven’t talked to her at all…I don’t know where that stands. Friends would call and talk to each other from time to time. I honestly don’t know what happened. I really, really don’t. I know I called a couple of times and my calls weren’t returned.”

Since Carson is pals with Luann D’Agostino, one viewer wondered what he got her for a gift and if her marriage would last.

“That sounds like it’s all one question. Like don’t get the present until you wait for a year. I was invited to the wedding, and I had to do the Rose Parade in LA, so I couldn’t go. Don’t tell her, but I have not yet gotten her a present, but I have a year.”

Porsha pointed out that the couple wanted guests to donate to the startup fund for an ill relative.

When asked if her donkey booty was real, Porsha claimed it was all natural. At Andy’s insistence, she got up and showed it off. She took the opportunity to tout her new cleanse called “The Dump” and hawked Body By Porsha.

So, what do you make of the golden shower thing? And what about Matt vandalizing Kenya’s house? Should she have gotten a restraining order?

 

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  • Elizabeth Fisher

    Say what you want about Kenya, but she gives some fantastic talking heads/confessionals.

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Porsha is so pathetic, but she did look good with that short do during last night’s episode

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Two losers on that episode.
    Porsha shouldnt even be on RHOA. She is a waste

    • melanctha

      Portia saves that show from becoming a bitter, lying, jealous, hood rat extravaganza.

      • WeCouldBeHeroes

        She is the thirsty hood rat

  • Bobbi

    ….Porsha in her cheap gold dress and bronze makeup trying to follow behind Kenya’s DVF gold and bronze glow….talking about thirsty. Porsha will always be a bootleg,version of Kenya.

    • The Champ

      Always trying emulate Kenya’s every move. This heifer is definitely taking notes. That gold sequins dress was not a coincidence at all. Her azz loozed like Rupaul. She was too insecure to rock her short hair, she ran and put the weave back on.

      • Bobbi

        She looked like a tranny last night for sure. The video cameras helped her a little but the still shots I saw today had her looking like her twin Arsenio Hall.
        You’re right, her weak @ss couldn’t stand on her own and in her own skin for 10 minutes before she sprinted back to her attempt to look like her idol.

        • The Champ

          Girl, she looked like a dude. I don’t know what look she was going for, but it was all wrong. Her face is too long for that lace front. Remember she wore it to a reunion?

          • Bobbi

            I remember. I remember too the first time Porsha wore that style….days after the reunion Kenya wore it. Talk about sick. She was/is so messed up over Kenya she pulled her to the floor by her hair and showed up days later wearing the same hairstyle. SBF (single black female) if I’ve ever seen one.

            I agree…Her already long face looks extra long in that style. A woman with as much fake chit on her body as Porsha should NEVER talk about someone being thirsty. Ever.

          • The Champ

            Never ever. She needs to get some of that chin downsized. It’s mac tooonight 🌙 😁😁 Head over to the latest post on rhoa salaries ☺

          • Bobbi

            Coming….

          • melanctha

            Kenya is jealous, always has been. Portia gets all the play. All Kenya gets is dumped. Kenya is a liar and a shit stirrer. She is always trying to compete with Portia and can not keep Portia’s name out of her mouth. Men dig Portia and Dustmop can’t stand it.

          • melanctha

            Are you saying Porsche looks like dude next to that drag queen Kenya? This is crazy. No one cares about Kenya period!

    • melanctha

      Portia looked adorable and she most definitely doesn’t have to emulate Kenya. Kenya is gaining weight and her clothes are ill fitted. Her tits as always were over exposed. Her face is bloated and her skin is awful. As we used to say, Portia ain’t studding Kenya.

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Hiring men to break up her house, just to pretend someone is so in love with her that he is losing his mind.
        If that is not thristy, I don’t know what is.
        Every season that Raisin faced clown comes up with another fake SL. Clearly she has no life. LMAO!!

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Dust Mop’s dress looked like something the Solid Gold dancers wore back in the 70s & Porsha’s bronze dress was current & on trend.
        If Porsha wants to follow behind Raisin Faced Kenya, all she has to do is go to Hollywood & sleep her way to the top of the Z list.

  • Evil Queen

    WTH does ” Thirsty,” mean? Is it slang for desperate?

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Yes … desperate, fame-whorish, bitchy, conniving, back stabbing, and to a lesser extent; sly, sarcastic, , droll … take your pick.

      • Evil Queen

        Thank u. Hope all is well in MI
        🙂

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          I don’t know about Michigan, but things here in MO are great:-) How’s every little thang in your friend?

          • Evil Queen

            Oops! WTH, did I get MI? I’m sorry.
            Things are great! Wish I was watching Trump, but I DVR.
            So excited about our new President!
            😀😀

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Yes, I’m watching the festivities as we speak; such an exciting time indeed. I’m always moved by the magnitude of it all (no matter which side is taking office). For me, it’s just one day when we should all come together.

  • Sugar in my tank

    If Kenya is thirsty, then Pork chop needs to stop drinking from her “well”. How thirsty can Kenya be when storylines have been created around her by these insignificant tricks? I get it, she’s not like by some of the cast but if she moved past her issues with Phaedra and the both of them can be civil and have scenes together for the sake of entertainment, Pork chop needs to recognize, it’s not personal but business…

    • The Champ

      Exactly Sugar, Poorsha and Andy’s azz dedicated the entire show to shading Kenya. Kenya’s tweet was in regards to, Poorsha’s comment she made about Kenya going to help the kids in Flint. Next week Porkchop is questioned about her anger management classes, which Kandi already said she lied about. She’s gonna go into a frenzy and want to pop Kenya for interrogating her. I just wish Kenya would ignore them and walk away. Anything she says or does is gonna be her fault, let them tell it. Porkchop is like Matt, it’s everybody’s fault, but theit own.

      • Sugar in my tank

        Agreed. The cast tolerate one another and clearly don’t like each other. Understandable. What is unfortunate is when select cast attempts to grow or change for the better with baby steps, they refuse to allow them. I will support Pork chop if she stops with the overt aggression and passive aggressive comments. She needs to be reduced to friend of a housewife. She brings nothing..

        • The Champ

          I 100% agree. Like you said, the others can tolerate one another, but one bad apple. Kenya is the only one that doesn’t coddle Poorsha or make excuses for her. As long as Kenya calls her azz out, she will continue to hate her. She still blames Kenya for her violent behavior towards her. I see why Kenya can’t stand her azz, she has yet to apologize. Poorsha ain’t worth the time or energy to me. She adds no value to the show. You’re right, she needs to go.

          • Sugar in my tank

            :^)

      • melanctha

        Kenya is a despardo. She has always been jealous of Porsha. The men are after Portia not Kenya. She has always called Portia a whore that is how her square ass got drugged. Who is Dustmop to talk about dating married men and Rolls? Oh yes, her married African got her a Bently!

        • The Champ

          What men? Where they at?? Yes you’re right, Kenya got her white Bentley first. Poorsha followed suit and went out and got a very similar white Rolls. Thanks for making my point, she is trying to emulate Kenya. Point proven…..

          • melanctha

            Your point is specious,Kenya was, as always, projecting on Porsha. Kenya stalks Porsha. All the men on the show including Todd and Peter said that Portia was the most attractive housewife. Also Portia gets much more attention then Kenya in Atlanta and that doesn’t make her a hooker because jealous nasty Kenya says so. Or haven’t you noticed that all of Kenya’s relationships are fake?. How many times have men denied having a relationship with her in the press. Kenya is jealous and thirsty.

          • The Champ

            Nope. Dukie and Oliver were proven to be fake last season. Imagine that, bedding two men in one season and they both reject you after they hit. Kenya is too smart for Poorsha, that’s why Porchop is bothered by her. I’m not gonna go back and forth about nothing, but I will say, 📣POORSHA IS A DUMB HOE 😗

          • melanctha

            Kenya is a lying wanna be. Don’t nobody want her ass. Kenya is always following folks around trying to start a fight. She needs to back up and get a life. Duke was a bugga bear who thought he was cute, much like Matt. Oliver seemed to like Porsha.

          • Bobbi

            Truth. Porsha never had a RR even in her “picture perfect life.” Her car, choice of outfits right down to color, hairstyles, boobs, IG workouts and sponsorships, 2 piece bathing suit photos, obsession with having boyfriends on the show were ALL done to keep up with Kenya.

          • The Champ

            Need I say more? Some of us can’t handle the truth, so they resort to lies.

          • Bobbi

            Too bad though. I can’t help ’em.

    • RonnieRIB

      Preeeeach

  • melanctha

    Kenya is a lunatic and she is constantly lying and trying to provoke people. Also, let’s extend that education, there were no fabulous black women in GWTW. Black women were portrayed as docile subserviant slaves. They were also deliberately shown as unattractive and asexual. I, personally, cannot watch that film. Porsha may have her understanding of the underground railroad wrong but Kenya sure isn’t Scarlett O’Hara. She clearly doesn’t have that era any straighter than Porsha.

  • RonnieRIB

    If Kenya is thirsty then Horsha is DEHYDRATED….

  • Deborah jjo

    what is Kenya talking about. she’s the only who was actually pictured with an African who was married. the article had their picture and his family. it amazes me how Kenya, sly ass Cynthia, fake lying ass Kandi chooses a victim every season. they are jealous of Porsha and trying to get her kicked off the show. and the men attacking these porsha and phaedra. peter needs to worry about how he used Cynthia and now has no use for her. he has been mad gangsta how he’s taken her monee, opened a club, invited Kenya, didn’t invite her, and then an after thought invited her to his apartment to knock boots before she left town. and he has the nerve to talk about the ladies. and Todd the side kick advising Peter on how he should play the game and not be so obvious. they are both scum who prey on women. bastards

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I understood “the” and “she”.

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    Po’Shit is such an annoying thirsty bish. She should have been given her walking papers with the rest of them this season.

  • takenaback

    You right Andy takes so many jabs at Kenya it is horrible. They always have something to say about her. Praha should apologize to Kenya sincerely and all this will be over. Did you all see Kanda on Wendy every other word was Kenya boy did she cheat Kandi. Out of a good interview.

  • fredalott

    Kenya is thirsty she been running dry in the desert every sense Porsha join the show somebody give her some her water

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    It was an epic diss when Nene said it years ago to KimZ. Being recycled by Kenya… not so much.