‘RHOBH’ Recap: Lisa Rinna Attacks Kim Richards At Game Night!

Posted on Jan 11 2017 - 2:23am by BeachSpin

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins with last week’s snap — wrapping up the tense lunch at Camille’s. Eileen has not let it go, and continues to drone on about the non-connection between dropping family members and last season’s Vander-drama. Dorit points out that she isn’t interested in Eileen’s tail-chasing storyline, and thinks that she’s sitting in one unfair hot seat. Eileen spins into another comment about the panty gift—calling the gesture “cute,” but Dorit nails her for stirring up cooch-hysteria behind her back. Erika manages to mumble something about vaginal loyalty, and Eileen comments that Dorit is turning her into a villain. Viewers have already done that — long ago. 

We jump over to Kyle’s, where a baby shower for Kim’s daughter is on the schedule. Kim arrives, as Kyle rewinds Kim’s mommy victories, and her bright future as a granny. Kim assures us that life is good again. Her recovery is on track, and she has bounced back from the Target heist. Kim looks darling in her new dress, which still has the security tag hanging off the hem — a too-good-to-be-true touch. Kim informs us that her daughter doesn’t want a drunk granny around her baby boy, so she knows that her sobriety is super, duper, extra important.

We next sit through a ridiculous babble session between Eden and Rinna. Eden gifts Rinna with a miracle rock, and Rinna is amazed at her new-age dollar store understanding. The duo yammers about toxins, energy, crystals and honor — connecting on a level where only cuckoo birds can fly. They discuss addiction, and Eden is proclaimed a champ in Rinna’s eyes. Eden wears her addiction badge loud and proud—unlike another certain Housewife. Eden admits that although her constant state of bliss is legit, she is kind of a bitch. She shares that despite her luxurious upbringing, her womb time was shafted, and it was all downhill from there. Rinna has found her other half of crazy — and the ladies are thrilled that their intense life journeys have intertwined for our viewing pleasure. 

We next sit in on Erika’s “Expensive” video prep, and get glimpses of her cheap looking wardrobe, while Erika describes how she is making “it” happen. The set is being built, and Erika assures us that everything is top notch. We shift over to Kyle, who is greeting her game night hosts. We get a fun rewind of past game night disasters, but Kyle believes that with the slut pig out of the picture, all will go well. Kim, Erika and Eden arrive, and Kyle’s patio looks great. Eden finally meets Kim face to face, smothering the poor woman in an overdramatic, emotional  embrace. Kim throws out a nice sentiment about her deceased sister, as Lisa and Dorit arrive. Lisa and Kim exchange raised eyebrows, pointing to crazy Rinna wrecking the vibe, as Eileen picks up the trouble-hustler herself. Eileen braces herself, as the pair finally walks into the party. Rinna and Kim exchange awkward hellos, as the cast tries not to stare in suspense. Bravo offers some plucky background music, as Rinna fumbles through her rehearsed ice-breakers. Kim shares her thoughts about becoming a grandmother with the group, and the gals chat and giggle. Rinna and Eileen shoot some side-eyes and eye rolls — and the shade doesn’t get by a sober Kim.

The ladies have loosened up, so the group is launched into a game of running charades, and it looks fun. The “puppet game” is next, undoubtedly a Bravo nod to the queen. The women grab, tackle and grope each other, and Lisa snarks about the joy of manipulating Rinna with her own bony claws. Rinna admits that the game is Lisa’s dream come true, and is a good sport. Kyle and Dorit gush over the new girl with the random tats, and Dorit just hopes that her hot vibe means that she’s a part-time lesbian. The group breaks to chill by the pool, and a flattered Eden shoots down Dorit’s dream. Eileen resumes her spin, whispering to Kyle about panty-gossip triggering Dorit’s bitch instincts. Eileen summons Dorit away from her lady-dipping fantasy, to clear the air. Eileen resumes the panty rinse and repeat, like an underwear obsessed freak. Dorit nails Kyle for butting her shady honker into the drama, and Kyle determines that Dorit  who is owning them all — feels guilty. Eileen valiantly defends Erika’s crotch, while Erika sits like an underwear clad mannequin. The camera catches Eden raising an eyebrow, pondering her group prognosis. Dorit nails Eileen’s demands as circular, which Eileen clarifies as a never-ending opinion ring. Erika wakes up for a second, and offers a couple of unenthusiastic quips. Kim throws in, and votes for wearing no panties forever.

Rinna rambles more nonsense about how boundaries intersect death stress, and Dorit accuses Eileen of being Rinna’s coach. Lisa sits quietly on the sidelines, sniping silent cheers for Dorit. Kim decides that the moment is perfect to get the real party started with Rinna, commenting that Eileen and Rinna cheer each other on. Kim brings up their past chaos, and we get a delish replay of the Amsterdam glass smash. Rinna reminds Kim that her beloved’s name was tarnished, and Kim asks Harry who? — so Rinna goes for the jugular, and brings up her Target bust. It’s a nasty move, and Rinna admits that she hit low — her usual hustle when she is pushed into a corner. Eden steps in, and abstractly diagnoses Kim with deeper issues that lack honor, love, crystals and energy. Kim ignores her. She admits that she is peeved and wants an apology, and Rinna seems to sincerely oblige. Rinna credits Eden’s chiseled stare for building a bridge of random honor between her and Kim — but I would bet that Kim would disagree.

Next week, Erika shoots her video, and the cast takes off for the first trip of the season. Cross your fingers that all panty-chat is left back in Beverly Hills! 

 

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  • HankyPanky

    Don’t like to kick someone when they’re down but, Kim & the security tag on her dress!! She sure managed to rip that little sucker off without leaving a mark….

    • Sunflower

      Amazing how fast Kim was able to rip off the security sensor, while standing in the dress.
      I had one stuck at a sweater when I unpacked it at home – not even my hubby could take it off.
      Receipt in my hand, back to Saks to have it removed!
      It was funny how Kyle was the one who noticed the sensor.

      • HankyPanky

        Haha I know, happened to me a couple of times, thought they were impossible to remove, & if you did manage to get it off it leaves a dye stain??

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Some of them do. A dream scenario: Kyle misses the tag. Kim heads to the party and notices that sucker is still attached. She heads to the bathroom, tries to rip it off, and ka-boom! Dye explosion!

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Hey, hey Sassy!! How have you been?!?

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Great, thanks, BDE! I had an fun and adventurous (ish) winter break. I hope you had fun during the holidays. Happy New Year!

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Same to you, Sassy.
            I had a pretty eventful end of the year. Here’s to 2017 being our best year yet.🥂

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Cheers!

        • Jennymckitty

          It’s happened to me too. The security alarm didn’t go off as I was leaving the store but it sure did when I brought the item back to have the tag removed. Thank heaven I still had the recept. I didn’t even notice until I put the clothing on to wear. There is no way I could have removed it myself.

      • K han

        I know Kim has a shady past but in her defense it was a return tag .i worked at a Bloomingdales and it’s so customers can’t return used clothing .security tags are a lot harder to remove

        • Sunflower

          Bloomingdale’s and Bergdorf only have those security tags on clothing above a certain amount and certain designers.
          Not all of their clothing have those tags.

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      She has had a lot of practice.

      • HankyPanky

        Hahahahaha

    • SassyMcAsspants

      LMAO!

    • chacha1

      Yeah I noticed that …. I thought only a machine could remove the security tag … I mean if you can remove it yourself why do the stores pay to have them put on the clothes

  • laura

    Rinna needs to stop she was nasty to Kim and made many nasty comments about LVP. Sorry Rinna she didn’t touch your boobs or crotch that was your hands you idiot. Sorry don’t think it was a dream come true. She was trying to have fun and you were just being a cow. If anyone is pulling Rinna’s strings it Definitely Eileen.

    • margaret

      All true! May I add that Rinna’s hair is so NOT iconic?! Get over yourself already Rinna. And why does Eileen always have to ruin the fun for everyone? As soon as she enters any room, the energy changes. She sucks the life force out of everything she encounters. I doubt even hearty house plants can survive in her presence. Seriously, anyone ever notice living, potted plants in her home (dungeon)? I haven’t. 😉

      • chacha1

        great comment

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Eileen is a killjoy. She is one smug, miserable woman.

    • HankyPanky

      Eileen didn’t like it when Dorit accused her of choreographing Rinnas movements, good call Dorit

  • margaret

    So Kyle and Eileen are the only ones at that table that didn’t try to intervene in some way and get Rinna off of Kim’s ass. Good going Kyle. More proof you are the worst sister ever and a just a giant all around douche. Kim has been all kinds of nasty to LVP, but she was the first one to stand up and say “that’s enough”. You should be ashamed Kyle. Has that moron even submitted a blog yet this season? Is Celeb Apprentice her out for that? I call bs. Explain yourself woman!

    • HankyPanky

      I know. I’m not a Kim fan but Rinna really crossed the line, you could see she’d been waiting, with relish, to deliver that nasty low blow. Bravo LVP for doing what Kyle couldn’t

    • delaney

      Kyles problem is burn-out where Kim is concerned. Years of dealing with a drunk who’s basic personality is just plain mean.

    • Darris

      If you rewatch you can’t actually hear/see almost everyone saying that was low except Erika I believe and Dorit.

    • chacha1

      She is also lurking under the radar on Celebrity App. .. instead of Carnie Wilson being fired, Kyle should have been gone

  • T Loves Martinis

    In the 70s, Farrah Fawcett had iconic hair. Lisa Rinna’s hair is not and has never been iconic.

    This is iconic hair:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3f97a174a8aa13cd5b6f9957f9b8c3dca3b989385b50047c42a31b83f654358d.jpg

    • HankyPanky

      Love it

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      Yes. No one is walking into the salon asking for the Rinna. LOL!!

      • HankyPanky

        The Rinna sold next door, in the sex shop, strings attached, ready to own it?

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          Right next to the Harry Hamlin. LMAO!!

  • Jackie

    I’m so tired of Kim the drunk emotional hostage taker demanding apologies from people. I never see her sincerely own anything she has done and we have all witnessed her do A LOT. Bravo please don’t bring her back

    • Gibney13

      This, this, this.

  • Gibney13

    Kim took the first swipe and Rinna was perfectly justified to go all Kingsley on Kim’s jugular. Good for Rinna. Where is Kim’s apology to Rinna and Harry? Go away Kim. Mean and ugly to the very core is as bad a look as your new clown make-up and stolen blueberry dress. Just. Go. Away.

  • Jennymckitty

    It is cold here, but I don’t know if it is cold enough for hell to have frozen over. It must be because I was agreeing with Kim. Both she and Dorit seemed to grasp the symbiotic relationship that exists between Eileen and Rinna and how they feed off each other. Eileen showed herself to be the chief $h!t stirrer and dead horse beater. Eileen is incapable of making a point. She doesn’t directly say what she thinks but talks around the problem in endless circles. She won’t let anything die and brings as many people into the problem as she can. Dorit finally said what I imagine everyone caught in Eileen’s web of clarifying discussions thinks when she asked Eileen what she wanted her to say.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      co-signing this post!!!

    • RunningWithWine

      Loveing Dorit!

    • JfromMichigan

      Totally agree with you. I’ve never been a big fan of Kim’s, but she absolutely nailed those two (ED & LR). When she spoke up and said they bounce off each other, I found myself saying “yay, GO KIM!” LVP also nailed it when she noted how they operate – they call their ‘prey’ over, then gather at the table to take turns beating up on them, gang bang style, just exactly as they did to LVP repeatedly last year. When ED called Dorit over and then I saw Erika & LR sit down at the table, I knew the beat down was coming. Dorit handled it though; she doesn’t take crap from anyone; she held her own & fired back very effectively. LVP is too much of a lady to do that and took way too much abuse last year. Finally, the group bullying has hit a cement blockade. Eileen is SUCH a downer, always whining & expecting people to kowtow to her. I find nothing whatsoever redeemable or attractive about her, LR or Erika. Erika should have apologized to everyone for her classless faux pas in flashing everyone, yet she wants to put the blame on PK for not telling her to close her legs? Give me a fricking break!! Erika needs to develop a sense of humor. Dorit bought those panties and both Kyle & Eileen giggled and said they wanted to be there when she gave them to Erika, & now they have selective memory & pretend they weren’t in on it, and NEVER advised Dorit it might not go over well? Frickin morons. Also loved how ED grabbed Kyle’s arm and said “help me!” She wanted Kyle to join in and that’s part of their method.

      • chacha1

        you nailed it with this comment ITA Eileen sucks up to Eri-Kunty who is nothing but a gold digging has-been and is nothing but white trash with cash …..

        • JfromMichigan

          That’s another joke – Eri-Kunity (good nickname!) is acting like the victim here. This is a woman who does soft porn videos, marches around completely nude in front of the camera crew and her dancers; does a slutty stage act, uses foul language and is upset because people are discussing her classless act of sitting in a short dress with no underwear on? WTF? Erica then makes a comment that she’s “heard” about game night – i.e., obviously they’ve discussed past seasons. LR is constantly insinuating that LVP has clued in the new gals about transgressions in prior years. Something Dorit, Brandi and Kathryn Edwards emphatically told them (as well as LVP has said) LVP doesn’t do because she wants them to make up their own minds. Yet you know Kyle, LR & ED have obviously done what they’ve accused LVP of doing. Erica is a classless tramp who doesn’t fit in with the Beverly Hills lifestyle she’s married into. She abandoned her son when he was only three years old and never looked back, even after she married. She has no right to even claim motherhood. This odd relationship Erica & ED have is just plain weird and obviously nurtured for the sole purpose of forming an alliance.

        • sunkissed748

          Stiff as a board too. Never genuinely smiles, laughs or has any spontaneity about her. 🙂

      • AM Hedly

        So spot on!

  • Darris

    Kim how are you going to start with Lisa and then lie about mentioning Harry? However I am glad to see and hear that everyone told Rinna her bringing up Kim’s arrest was a low blow. I also enjoyed game night…it was nice seeing them all have fun. It was nice seeing Dorit get ripped a new one by Eileen even if I did have to live through pantygate again thanks to Eileen this time. Dorit doesn’t seem to have a great memory on her…can’t remember talking about someone’s parents passing, can’t remember she brought up unresolved feelings to Kyle. Somebody is going to looo stupid at the reunion Dorit.

    • chacha1

      I have no clue why they brought Kim back, I am not buying her sobriety and she was so nasty to LVP in the past …. everyone just keeps letting her get away with her mean nasty ass ….. I saw her rip Dr. Phil a new one when he tried to help her

  • Darris

    Also you could tell Kim was waiting on a chance to go after Lisa…her bringing up Lisa making “excuses” had nothing to do with the topic or point Rinna was making that her father passing had nothing to do with how she felt toward Vanderpump’s actions.

    • chacha1

      Why is Rinna bringing up her father ? She never visited him and called him abusive on a reunion show …..

      • Darris

        He is still her father…good bad and ugly. Plus she said he had nothing to do with her actions. So Kim’s segway wasn’t valid to me.

        • chacha1

          ok thanks for putting me in my place …..

          • Darris

            I didn’t mean to come off condescending or rude. Apologies if I did.

          • chacha1

            I didn’t take it that way ….. I sometimes paraphrase and welcome anyone to set the record straight …. 🙂

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    Kyle should have kicked Rinna out of her house & let her puppet master follow her right out the door.

    • chacha1

      Kyle is a fence jumper, she is really good for nothing … she should concentrate on where her husband is going on his jet and with whom

      • MidwestMiddie

        Yes, Kyle spends too much time telling viewers what a loving and close family she has in the same way she says she loves her sister, Kim. HA! All Phoniness. In the clip from next week, Kyle admits she has no idea if Kim is still in therapy or treatments. A loving and close sister would know ………….. a Reality Fame Whore of a a sister would not.

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Perhaps Kyle knows what time it is but chooses to look the other way. They do seem to love one another & they have a great family.
        Kyle probably knows but it’s not worth breaking up over.

    • RunningWithWine

      She will never defend Kim because Kim is Kyles only storyline!

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        That is true but how she just sits there & let’s Rinna bash Kim drives me crazy.

        • RunningWithWine

          ME TO!

  • nvrbl

    Major kudos to LVP for standing up to Rinna for Kim.

    • laura

      Somebody had too.

    • HankyPanky

      Jeeze, you’ve changed your tune, you were bagging the hell out of LVP the other week??

      • nvrbl

        I give people props when they deserve it and criticize them when they deserve it.

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    I find myself screaming at the TV: “Eileen, shut the f*ck up!!!!” OMG… I just can’t with her.

    • Jennymckitty

      Eileen, with that monotone voice, endlessly talking and never making a point should be considered tortue and covered under the Geneva Convention.

      • chacha1

        IKR? LOL

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Yet she had the nerve to tell Dorit that she talks too much. Pot meet kettle. Eileen wants to hold court & be the only one speaking.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Eileen is self righteous and a know-it-all. It was nice to see Dorit put her in her place.

  • Biscuit

    Beach-this was so well written. You had me laughing and snorting about these “housewives” rehearsed antics. Will “pantygate” ever go away? Probably not as long as they can still squeeze a storyline out of it.

    • chacha1

      Eileen has found another dead horse to beat and Dorit is not going to let her get away with it …..

  • chacha1

    Time to clean out the gutters again in Beverly Hills, Rinna, Eileen and Erika The Three Skanks.. Eileen is a nasty bitch like Rinna is ….. Eden looks like a troll doll, those ears, please cover them with hair. Erika is really a hot mess, not attractive at all and has straw hair and is getting real fat. Kim Richards is still using, I am not buying her sobriety. Love Dorit and how she will not let Eileen best her. LVP very quiet this season and I do not blame her, she really does not need this show and I know Ken has had enough abuse from all these skanks

    • MidwestMiddie

      I watched last night’s show and I very much like Dorit. Eden is interesting and I
      don’t know much about her but she clearly seems to miss her deceased sister and she appears to be more concerned with Kim’s well-being than Kyle.

      • chacha1

        I wanted to give Eden a chance but sucking up to Rinna just didn’t sit well with me. Rinna did leave a message on Kims phone where she threatened to “Phuck Her Up” why didn’t Kim throw that in her face and had Rinna left that message on my cell I would have went to the police and filed a report against that violent bitch Rinna

        • Oh Snarky Me

          Kim probably doesn’t remember it

          • chacha1

            I was happy though when it was brought up and played at the reunion a few seasons ago

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        I can’t dislike Dorito either; no one can deny she’s very good reality TV.

  • chacha1

    Erika with the witch’s cackly voice can spend tons of money on a video but can’t provide food for her guests at her low class parties and stupid carnivals….
    Eileen is a bully and I am glad Dorit will not let her get away with it …..
    Rinna is still an asshole and always will be … she wears many masks and they do not flatter her at all

    • bluebell

      Love & agree with all your comments.

  • Sandy Wood

    How can Kim deny making accusations about HH sexuality, even if she was in a blackout when she said it, she must have been told or seen film of it. As far as I remember, she put those accusations out there, without any proof. Isn’t one of the requirements of achieving sobriety a willingness to make amends to those you have harmed.
    I am no Rinna fan, but can almost understand her tossing the provable fact that Kim is a thief back at her.

    • Jennymckitty

      Sandy, I honestly don’t remember Kim questioning Harry’s sexuality. I remember her saying something about them bringing husbands into the argument and asking Rinna if she wanted her to say something about Harry. I just don’t recall Kim ever saying what that veiled threat involved. I remember Rinna go on a Twitter rant with “what did Harry do?” and tweeting something about sleeping with the dog. Please don’t think I am challenging you. I am just wondering what I missed or forgot.

      • Sandy Wood

        My memory of it is a little fuzzy Jenny, and maybe I drew the conclusion Kim was making an innuendo about Harry’s sexuality due to Rinna’s response about the dog.

        • Jennymckitty

          Thanks, Sandy. I wasn’t trying to correct you. I miss things or forget them all the time. I wondered if this was one of those occasions.

          • Sandy Wood

            No you were 100% right about the dialogue, thanks for refreshing my memory.

      • JfromMichigan

        Exactly. The footage shows she just said “don’t talk about what you don’t want out”. The rumors about HH’s sexuality have been circulating for years. After that show, the rumor mills and tabloids went wild with innuendos – but clearly Kim never stated what his issue was. If LR hadn’t reacted so violently, there never would have been the ensuing publicity. I’m no fan of Kim’s, but you have to give her credit for standing up for Dorit & LVP also. That took courage, something Kyle lacks.

        • bluebell

          100% agree!

    • Oh Snarky Me

      I thought the veiled threat was about Harry being accused of rape. It’s out there on the internet. I read about it, but I don’t remember the actress. It seemed like it was a pretty solid story.

      • Sandy Wood

        The threat was so nebulous it could have been about anything.
        What I don’t remember is what predicated Kim lashing out at Rinna with the threat of exposure, but it obviously hit a nerve with Rinna.

        • Oh Snarky Me

          I think that is one of the most interesting parts–the threat seemed so vague to us but Rinna flipped out. What is she hiding? Has to be pretty bad. I wonder if that’s the real reason Harry Hamster didn’t want her on the show–he was afraid “it” would come out.

          • bluebell

            I agree 100%. Kim never did say exactly what she meant about Harry. But it sure sent LR over the edge. So something is there.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Yeah she’s so full of sheet. Even in her drunken stupor (at the time), she knows damn well she came for Harry. Denying what viewers saw and heard with our own eyes is fcking annoying … (yes Li$a, that includes you too). Do we even know what exactly Kim was referring to about Harry YET? I assumed either pertained to his being a mo’ or fcking around on Rinna.

  • Birdie

    Dorit is my MVP–I hope she continues to nail these hags. How disturbing was the crushing hug Eden inflicted on Kim? I think I heard a gasp, and a couple of ribs snapping. Eden is so thirsty she’s panting.

    • MidwestMiddie

      Agree — Dorit is the MVP.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Agreed. Dorit is my new favorite.

    • bluebell

      Love Dorit so far. Eden hugging Kim was ridiculous. Eden thinks she knows it all & is an expert in recovery. I’ve got news for her, it’s not her place to direct Kim.

  • nvrbl

    It sure didn’t take long for Dorit to hit on Eden.

  • Trippinhhard

    Okay it’s the same old shit that’s warmed over.. Kim never said anything about Harry., Lisa Rhinna lost her mind, but everyone knows the rumors about Harry being Bisexual.l Rhinna expected Lisa to apologize to her,nut she threatened to kick Kim’s ass.. Jyle is the worse sister a person can have, she’s too worried about Naureco’s secrets regarding his affection for Trannies.. She has never defended her and I don’t think she ever will.. I’m so sick if reading about Panty gate, because Erika us secretly loving every minute of minute of it..
    Rhinna is a puppet and Evileen needs the money badly p, because Vince doesn’t do anything but lose money.. Evileen is like the characters she posts on the soaps, line suffering woman… Thank you @ BeachSpin for an excellent recap, made me feel like I was watching it.. I can’t stand Rhinna, Evileen, Erika and Kyke.. Somehow Kyle always comes out smelling like a rose, when she plays both sides of the fence..

    • chacha1

      great comment ITA

      • Trippinhhard

        Thanks Chacha and happy New Years…

    • bluebell

      I agree. Technically Kim never did say anything direct about Harry. But it sure sent LR over the edge. LR has made it her mission to go after Kim. It’s none of her business. Don’t like Eden, ED, LR, or EG. And at times I don’t like Kyle. Love LVP. And Dorit cracks me up because they can’t control her.

      • Trippinhhard

        We’re on the same page, I haven’t watched the show.. I just read the blogs..
        Lisa lost her shit when Kim said let’s talk about husbands.. she didn’t say anything the viewing audience heard.. The rumors have been around since LA Law days, he looked good on that show, the brother was fine as good wine.. now he’s the metro
        sexual man and I don’t like them at all, too skinny, feminine, and too much time spent looking good..

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Love your recap BeachSpin. Thank you for busting Eden on using Kim. People who are in pain and self medicate to cope with life aren’t funny, comical, or entertainment for others who are either too stupid, or emotionless to understand. Lisa Rinna and Eden are vile woman.

    • bluebell

      I agree, loved the recap.

  • TopGear

    Rinna creates drama about people every season, that’s literally her job. Season 5 was Kim, season 6 was Yolanda and LVP. She’s a snake and now she’s playing the victim and trying to be the ‘new Yo’ she thinks she has the new Gigi and Bella like not even a chance.

  • RHONJ Fan

    Great recap, Beach. Kim is spot on about Lisa R & Eileen encouraging each other. Eileen still can’t let things go with Lisa V asking questions about how she and Vinnie got together. Drama queens – starving for camera time both Lisa R and Eilleen. I’m happy to see Kim in a better place and sober.

  • Wicked Cupcake

    I can barely watch this show any longer. Doritos and her creepy husband and accent are real turn offs.

    Eileen is like a dog with a bone. Once she latches onto something to bitch about, she never lets go. How Vince Van Patten puts up with that on a daily basis is anyone’s guess.

  • Oh Snarky Me

    I haven’t watched the episode yet, but I found myself saying WTF?? while reading the recap. Really, crystals and energies and death stress intersections? Do I need to be drunk to watch this?

    I can’t wait to see Dorit call out Whineileen!!!!

    • chacha1

      you will love it, finally someone who will not take her bullshit and calls her out for being a big shit stirrer

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        It was sooo good:-)

      • bluebell

        So far I’m loving Dorit!

  • Evil Queen

    Happy Hump Day Y’all!
    That was actually a good episode.
    Favorite Part was ,”Security Tag!”
    Poor Kyle! She was vexed beyond words.
    Kim, bless your heart, you make funny TV. Between her TH,& her one liners,
    Say what u will, she is never dull.
    I think PK got super lucky after Game night. Thought Dorit was going to jump on Eden, Like white on rice.
    Dorit? I’m still not a fan. When she wanted too throw Eileen, Rinna, & Kyle under the bus for ” Snatch chat,” it really spoke volumes about her

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I suspect Dorito is just having her moment, and hopefully it’s just that (a moment). IMO, she needs to now reel it in and chill. But you’re right; she was practically getting wet just talking about Eden .. but unbeknownst to her (at least at the time) Eden shot her down (in her talking head) and stated her preference for Erikunty .. ouch! Besides, as we all now know, Eden REALLY likes men, well OK young boys … but whatever .. LoL

  • Bob Smith

    Eileen really is a nasty bitch. She needs to get something going in her life. I think a smack by washed up Vinny may help her see things more clearly

    • Evil Queen

      😁😁😁

    • bluebell

      ITA 100%!

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    Rinna ATTACKED Kim? What I saw was Rinna making the effort and being cordial and classy by inquiring about her daughter etc; and Kim seemed appreciative. They presumably laid it to rest, but it was KIM who initiated the ugliness by interjecting her thoughts on Rinna and Eileen’s alliance friendship, more or less siding with shit disturber Dorito (because she claims she saw Rinna roll her eyes about something she said). Anyway, what a juicy episode this was. For once, they didn’t bait us and save the drama for the last 4 minutes. Rather, it was fast paced (expertly edited) episode crammed with just all kinds of fun, drama, shade, and a little something for everyone. It was a kick seeing Kim, Camille, and getting to know Eden, and more of Dorito (probably a little more than we should have). They are ALL bringing it and it looks like it’s going to be a fantastic season. Speaking of Eden, I’ve decided I’ve been too hard on her. It’s not really fair to pass judgement on and dismiss her completely solely based on her past indiscretions (I mean like seriously, I’m the last person in any position to judge anyone in these matters). So I’ll watch with an open mind (but also with one eye open). Back to Kim … hmmm … not quite sure about that one yet, but she did seem sober healthy on WWHL afterwards. She’s apparently playing a bigger part on the show this season than we thought (even though she’s not getting a full time credit).

    • Oh Snarky Me

      I don’t think Eden was judged on her behavior as much as she was judged by the repulsive way she bragged about it. It was gross and nasty. OK, after that I did judge her on the behavior itself! But we never would’ve known about it if she wouldn’t have bragged about it.

    • laura

      Eileen and Rinna making faces (totally unnecessary ) and being cows to Kim started the whole disagreement with Rinna. I think Rinna says one thing and her immature behavior says something else. Can’t her and Eileen stop themselves from making nasty faces while someone is talking. Kim did say something silly but she was really nervous and if I was her I would be to after everything in the press. If we assume that Kim is drunk because she says something silly then I guess we should assume they are all drunk or stoned. Making faces is typical mean girl behavior talk to someone all nice but make faces behind their back.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        We didn’t see anyone making faces .. Kim SAID she saw Rinna rolling her eyes, but then again Kim is an addict, a liar, and a thief … so ….

        • laura

          They show Eileen with that smug look on her face and hey I bet someone at the table saw Rinna. The smug look was pretty nasty.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Not trying to be nitpickety, but all of these women are always looking around the table at each other (for reaction) when ANY of them speak … which I’ve always found awkward. But this is what happens when you put a bunch of women together to throw shade and fight with each other ‘socialize’who in real life would have nothing to do with each other. In short, I don’t think Soapsy and Sudsy were mocking Kim at all … but maybe they did … who knows. BTW, I actually like Kim and am rooting for her.

          • wellWellwell

            Awe..AEW xoxoxo

          • laura

            Rinna and Eileen had a lousy attitude before they got there they were looking for trouble.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            OK I know when I’m licked … you’re incorrigible! I should know better than to try to win with you women..

          • laura

            LOL you should know better.

          • HankyPanky

            Why did Eileen take a deep breath before she entered Kyles, victim pose? asthmatic? Bad over’re’acting as usual!!

        • HankyPanky

          I saw one of Rinnas faces making faces

          • sunkissed748

            So did I. 🙂

        • wellWellwell

          I saw coward Kyle making faces

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Oh yeah, Kyle was indeed as nervous as a whore at church on Sunday watching Kim interacting with everyone … and she didn’t disappoint.

        • Evil Queen

          I didn’t see Rinna roll her eyes @ Kim?

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            No one did; however, the camera angle was such that we saw Eileen reacting to Rinna who was reacting to Kim and Dorito’s conversation. So who the F know (or cares at this point). Soapy and Sudsy are apparently the devils reincarnated.

      • bluebell

        I agree. I believe Kim when she said LR rolled her eyes with ED. The look on ED said it all. LR was doing something. LR & ED are very smug & they think they are way 2 important. Can’t stand ED, LR, or EG. If I were Kyle, I would have showed LR the door. LVP told LR to stop, good for her.

    • WeCouldBeHeroes

      Didn’t read the whole post but you’re right – Rinna didnt attack Kim. Kim deserved it. Kim likes to lie and act innocent victim.

  • chacha1

    Kim’s grandson’s name is Hucksley Weiderhorn ….. where the F do they get these names, what a horrible name, kid is stuck with that name and will be made fun of …. what happened to nice Italian names like Rocco, Bruno, Ant-ney, Angelo, Vito, and the ever popular Irish name Danny ….. smdh at Hucksley

    • Oh Snarky Me

      OMG that name is awful! LMAO!

    • Sandy Wood

      Too reminiscent of of Kingsley for my liking…I hope if that animal is still in Kim’s possession, her daughter and sil never bring the child near Kim’s house.

  • becky webb

    The thing I hate about Eileen is she’s always telling the others what to say, think, feel, at the same time she’s boringly reiterating her own “behavior”, thus strictly limiting conversations about her. It seems so defensive, and a little crazy-making. I’m also embarrassed for her quite often. Erika is poker-faced, which is now a persona? Lisa r is disgusting, a trouble maker, and totally fake.

    • chacha1

      great comment spot on

    • bluebell

      I can’t stand ED. She acts like a complete idiot. I think she is nuts, along with LR & EG. Love the way Dorit handles them. EG has a poker face because she has nothing in her head. The 3 nut jobs disgust me.

    • sunkissed748

      Yassss to all!!!!!!! 🙂

  • AM Hedly

    Eileen is the biggest shit stirrer, she is OBSESSED with Erikas vagina 100 % obsessed and wants to be the “puss’ knight in shining Armour, Erikas vagina is all she can focus on and talk about and it has gone on for several episodes.
    I like Dorit even more after this episode, she is not taking Eileen serious at all and calls her out on her vagina obsession.
    Eileen was acting like she tried to conduct the whole conversation, pointing her fingers and arms at everyone around the table, making it obvious for the viewer she is obsessed same procedure as last year, she is like a dog with a bone.

    • bluebell

      Agree 100%! Can’t stand ED. She purposely put Kyle in the middle of her ambushing Dorit. So glad Dorit gave it right back to ED. ED is so boring & transparent. It is obvious she is trying to takes shots at Dorit under the guise she is concerned about poor EG. Give me a break. She is constantly speaking for other women. I wish Dorit would have said to ED, when Dorit told them she was going to give EG a gag gift of underwear, they all laughed & said I want to be there. They know dam well it was a joke, not a blindside. EG knew exactly what she was doing when she announced no underwear. Kyle would have flipped out if it was Mauricio instead of PK. The Queen, LVP will never be replaced.

      • AM Hedly

        I agreewith everything you say here. Another thing, it was great to watch LVP calmly observing Eileen Davidson acting obsessed, it was like a replay from last season when she was whining about an apology, this year she cant let go of erikas vagina, it is getting absurd.

  • Oh Snarky Me

    Ok, I’m watching this episode and Eileen is the worst. She’s just going from person to person gossiping and lying and trying to pit people against each other. Repulsive

    Best part so far: Lesser Lisa to Queen Lisa ” Are we on the same team?” “Never” Hahahaha!

  • Oh Snarky Me

    Oh Erika, Dorit didn’t make you the brunt of the joke. You do that all by yourself.

    • HankyPanky

      Yes!!

    • chacha1

      Eri-kunty is white trash with cash and has no class …. Eileen wants to jump in bed with her …. they deserve each other …. skanks of a feather flock together

  • TartLemon

    Just now watched the episode. Surely these women cannot be watching and not see that Eileen is a childish, narcissistic s**t stirrer. Rinna attached to Eileen’s butt because of the ‘Hollywood’ connection. You know Rinna is secretly seething over the Erika acting gig birthday gift.

    Something’s really off about Erika this season. She seems so emotionally beaten down. Not by these women, either.

    Dorit is holding her own. I like it. I’m not liking the Eden/Kim sober story line AGAIN. Be sober if you CHOOSE, but stop with the victim crap.

    • chacha1

      Eri-kunty is looking disheveled and like she put way too many pounds on ….

  • JC

    I re-watched this episode all the way to the end this tine and I still think the Target reference was below the belt. It’s not that I feel sorry for Kim, I just think Rinna should take the high road when dealing with Kim’s deminished capacity and intense self-delusion. Especially since last season Rinna claimed previous experience and sympathy for addicts. Yes Kim started it but come on..you are an actress and should be able to clap back at Kim (who’s mentally weaker than you) w/o coming off as an a-hole. Both Rinna and Eileen take insults to the 9th degree. They preach a good game but don’t seem to have the capasity to let an insult die. They’re stuck on the need to be vindicated in the court of public opinion…wait a minute you can say that about all of them. A serious flaw that.

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Games night was weird and cringeworthy
    Dorit is a closet lesbian and weirdo
    LVP loves the drama and gossip, She also can’t let anything go
    Eileen is – what’s that phrase when someone just doesn’t stop – something about teeth and hairs. She is always de-constructing and analyzing everything and feels a need to discuss everything. Give it a rest. It’s not important. Get a life.
    Lisa Rinna is not any better. She admits she needs to clarify everything. Hearing the two of them talk is too much.
    Kim Richards is in denial and can’t take responsibility for everything. She is also a liar and shit-stirrer – she couldn’t wait to throw that jab at Rinna
    Camille is cool
    Eden was alright
    and Erica couldn’t give two fucks