‘RHOBH’ Recap: Eileen Davidson Attacks Dorit Kemsley Over Grief Criticism

Posted on Jan 4 2017 - 5:30am by BeachSpin

We join Erika and Mikey on a shopping excursion, as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills kicks off. Erika fills him in on Pantygate, and Mikey gasps in support. The pair determines that Dorit and PK are really at fault for botching all snatch-flash etiquette. Erika determines that Dorit is mean, judgmental, wrong, and underwear-crazed.

We check in with PK and Dorit, who are busy getting ready for a dinner party, peppering the convo with snark about Erika’s cooch. The couple stops snickering to greet their guests, including Rinna, who arrives as the staff puts the finishing touches on a fancy table. The guests are all just too-too, and the spread upscale, because PK and Dorit wouldn’t have it any other way. Everyone sits down for dinner, and PK shoots Rinna an opener, baiting her to spill some tea. Rinna obliges, and begins spilling about her kiss-up apology to Lisa.

PK shades her comments hard, taking her by surprise. Rinna explains that Lisa didn’t obey her wishes, and it backfired. PK and Hollywood publicist, Elliot Mintz, harmonize their mutual Lisa-love—Elliot providing a flowery chorus as a big finish. Rinna nods, throwing in a few uh huhs, struggling for a comeback. PK nails Rinna for taking forever and a day to curtsy for the queen, but Rinna disagrees. Rinna implies that a certain someone has been blabbing—apparently unacceptable behavior for anyone but herself. Rinna insists that she loves Lisa, but that the pink lady is quite the stubborn one. Rinna labels her past battering of Lisa “unfortunate,” and uses her father’s death as an excuse. PK bosses Rinna into submission, and Rinna finally admits her father’s death had nothing to do with her nasty game. Rinna shares that Eileen has a mighty good excuse too, because her whole family was dropping like flies. Eileen was in pre-reunion survival mode, but PK and Dorit don’t agree with her noble sacrifice for Bravo glory. Rinna is bugged that all of this legit grieving is being analyzed by the annoying rookie and her mouthy sidekick.

We jump to Kyle’s, where we learn that Mauricio and Alexia have been busted for speeding like entitled Americans in Italy. The couple banters about their stressful success, and their need for more blissful together time, before we hop over to Eileen and Vince. We hear that Rinna blabbed to Eileen that Dorit and PK are big meanies—even though Rinna had just shaded Lisa for blabbing to PK. Eileen believes that the couple is trying to rewrite last season history. Vince sarcastically rants about unfair assumptions—like the one claiming that fans love Lisa Vanderpump, and passionately dislike Eileen. Eileen plans to confront Dorit, during a walk on the beach. Vince stays interested for five minutes—a new record.

We join Kyle and Lisa, who are engaged in an icky convo, analyzing each  husband’s boink-factor. Lisa snarks her way through the unsavory list of characters, pondering each specimen of man-meat. Tom Girardi is Lisa’s winner, because he has never once demanded an apology, and is as cute as a button. The duo arrives at a plastic surgeon’s office, where Kyle is undergoing another battle against the sag. The duo gets their top layer of skin burned off, and ponder the idea of doing the same to their lady bits.

We next get our first looksie at part-timer, Eden Sassoon, as Rinna and Erika join her at her Pilates studio. The gals go thru the class, and afterwards, as the ladies stroll through the strip mall, they pass the spot where Harry met Rinna. Rinna tells us the romantic tale, a star struck spectacle of celebrity worship. Bravo thankfully yanks us away from the boring blather, and shoots us to Malibu. The beach is lovely, the wind is blowing, and thankfully, Eileen is wearing panties. Eileen invites Dorit to an upcoming lunch at Camille’s house, and the ladies chat about the escape room experience. Eileen bravely sticks up for Erika’s naked hoo-ha, and Dorit notes that she credits the naughty faux pas for kicking off their mutual disdain. Eileen brings up the dinner party gossip, and Dorit plays dumb, clearly frustrating Eileen. Dorit explains that Rinna’s hustle is pretty forgettable, and she shouldn’t be expected to remember her meaningless yammer. Eileen rambles on and on, Dorit doesn’t really care, and the combo is a thing of beauty. They decide that Eileen needs to work on bluntness, and amping up the interest-level in her mind-numbing chatter would also be helpful.

We hop back to Rinna, Erika and Eden, and hear a quick history of her father, hair giant, Vidal Sassoon. Eden tells Rinna to never change her hairstyle, and Rinna glows in smug glory, declaring victory over Bravo castoff irrelevance. Eden shares about her family, revealing that her sister died of an overdose. She dishes some past Hollywood pre-druggie anecdotes—a delish foreshadowing to the resident junkie’s visit, going down next week.

We join the Umanskys for lunch at Mauricio’s office, where we are once again reminded of the real estate family’s glorious success, and their harrowing struggle for more time together. We get it.

We visit a past villain, checking in with Camille Grammer in her new home. The 90210 veteran catches us up on her life, and we learn that things have not improved with her cheating dog of an ex, Kelsey. Dorit, Erika and Eileen arrive, and they all sit down to lunch. Erika fills them in on the trashy music biz, but Dorit is puzzled by her colorless personality. Dorit opines that Boy George reeks of performer, and Erika just turns it on for kicks. The other ladies chime in about Erika’s wild success, but Dorit doesn’t buy it, because Erika only pulls off part-time allure. Eileen fan-girls her idol, gushing over a middle-aged woman pulling off a such unprecedented puss-patting. Erika notes that you’re never too old to be inspired out of your undies. Dorit agrees, because the trampy 40’s is the new slutty 20’s.

Erika shuts down Dorit’s shady compliments, snapping that she has no biz butting her nose into the 40 and Fab club. Erika and Eileen exchange quips about midlife freedom, and agree that being over 40 is where it’s at. Dorit brings up the dizzying beach convo, and Erika butts in to clarify an issue that has nothing to do with her. The spinning dialogue continues, until Dorit shuts up Eileen—ending the episode with a “snap.” 

The circular lunch continues next week—but things look up, when Kim Richards pops onto the scene for another game night. Dare we dream for a repeat performance? 

 

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  • T Loves Martinis

    The scenes for next week look good. Rinna going at the sad drunk, again.

  • Lifesabeach

    Bring back Camille!

    Please.

  • delaney

    Kim back? Cuz we all want to watch an addict snarling. No. Never.

  • Wishmich

    Same story, different season. Can Eileen do anything other than gang up on someone for…..what is it for, again? I wish someone would gang up on Eileen, Rinna or Erika. Then I might get some enjoyment out of this season.

    • bluebell

      That would be great to watch!

  • Ravello

    EIleen and Rinna bore me to death and should be axed. Why are they getting so much air time. EIleen’s hair, home and wardrobe are so downscale. Doesn’t Andy know people watch BH to see glam. We don’t care about dreary people.
    Dorit has revitalized my interest in the show, she has great snark potential and is quite beautiful. She has social confidence like no other.
    Eden Sassoon should be interesting.
    Seeing Camille in gorgeous Malibu brought back memories of the first two seasons when the glam life was on full display. Camille would be a good addition full time.
    My favorite Bravo show is MIllion Dollar listing LA and the Agency is on full display as the Brits work for him. Kyle and Mauricio will be drowning in money in that crazy zillion dollar housing market. Mauricio is one smart man and is setting up his daughters as well.

    • Darris

      I can take your opinion but Eileen’s hair is miles from downscale. Especially compared to Rinna’s helmet hair, kyle’s same ole loose curls or bone straight hair and don’t even get me started on that atrociously dated hair Vanderpump wears.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      I agree re Dorit. Without her this season would be ridiculous. Eileen, Rinna and Erika are still trying hard to go after LVP and it’s pretty pathetic.
      I don’t like Camille but I did want her back only if she was in Season 1 form. I don’t like her attempt at rehabbing her personality, she’s too wimpish now and runs with the main crowd.

      • bluebell

        The 3 nut jobs are pathetic. They are 100% boring.

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      Yes!! Love Kyle or hate her, we tune in to watch women with true wealth, their homes & vacations.
      So far, Dorit is bringing it. Her bday party was hands down better than Ericka’s & she has just enough snark going on.

      • bluebell

        I like Dorit. She is funny, not a pushover, & is snarky enough not to take the 3 nut jobs BS.

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          This is true. I suspect there will ppl that are just unwilling to give her a chance as she seems to be good friends with LVP.

    • bluebell

      I agree; can’t stand ED, LR, or EG.

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Eileen didn’t attack anyone. The problem is that Eileen cares too much and what’s everything sorted and discussed. Dorita (and LVP) know that, which only makes Eileen look like a crazy fool. She needs to stop worrying about nonsense.

    • Darris

      True…her comments about her mothers passing weren’t that serious to need a full convo. If anything she should have stuck to the “I’m so tired of my conflict with Vanderpump being brought up”

      • WeCouldBeHeroes

        That’s why I don’t get with Eileen & Rinna – they say their parents’ death changed them, but they cant stop talking about LVP drama. Why was Rinna even talking about LVP when PK asked her about being self aware. She’s weird

        • Darris

          Personally I think Vanderpump Rinna and Eileen all keep bringing up the drama last year. I’m not going to blame Eileen for it this time because depending on how Rinna relayed the message to her I can see a reason for wanting clarity. Us actually seeing the convo on tv shows that it wasn’t that serious however Eileen didn’t have that luxury.

          • WeCouldBeHeroes

            that is true. Rinna probably conveyed the message to Eileen in a much more serious manner. Rinna is a bit crazy

          • bluebell

            LR loves to stir up trouble. ED loves to get messy with it.

        • bluebell

          You would think if you have an ounce of compassion for others, it would be when you had lost a loved one/parent. Not ED or LR. They still can’t let it go.

      • bluebell

        She’s 2 dumb & dull for that.

    • allison1050

      Eileen is crazy.

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Doritos is obsessed with Erika’s “hoo-haa”. For someone who claimed Erika can’t take a joke, this woman can STFU about it. She still brings it up, at every opportunity

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    LVP is vulgar – all she talks about is penises, vaginas, sex, sleeping with other people’s husband – what kind of conversation is that. She’s boring too

    • Bad Barbie

      I rather watch those scenes with Kyle and LV than PK obsessing about kitty.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    I don’t know why Dorit is getting such a bad reaction from so many viewers – IMO this season needed her once they decided to keep Rinna, Eileen and Erika. Dorit is much better than LVP at dealing with their BS. LVP just goes quiet whereas Dorit is calling it out.
    So far Dorit has shut down Eileen’s pathetic attempt at trying the same “you’re acting like I’m being confrontational” BS that she pulled on LVP last season and she isn’t taking Erika’s snooty fake act either.
    Rinna totally brought up LVP and then their parents deaths as part of that so why shouldn’t Dorit and PK discuss it with her? It was a 5 minute conversation at a dinner party, big deal Eileen. Both Eileen and Rinna have several times used their parents deaths in their TH as a reason they re supposedly moving on or not dealing with petty BS…and yet here they are instigating petty BS over and over.

    • Jennymckitty

      I kinda like Dorit. I really like the fact that she gets under Eileen’s skin.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        Me too. I’m loving that she makes Erika almost animated with anger too. Erika has been sniping at her since the show started.

        • Sandy Wood

          LOL @ “Erika almost animated”. Nailed it!

          • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

            I still cannot understand how Erika has any fans at all. What do they actually like about her? She is so dull and fake.

          • allison1050

            And dipped in a vat of wax.

          • bluebell

            I can’t stand her. She brings nothing to the table.

      • Bad Barbie

        I think you just don’t like Eileen and just for that you like Dorit but leave Dorit another reason and once she comes for Lisa V y’all going to hate her. lmaooooooooo

        Everyone does it every time.

        • Jennymckitty

          I don’t really know Dorit well. Just like all newbies, I don’t have a very much of an impression of what she and Ms. Sassoon are all about. I do know that she isn’t as off-putting as OC Kelly with her anger management issues and stupid jokes. I don’t really care for Eileen and really don’t care for the way she seems to always get a pass from everyone for her behavior.

      • bluebell

        I love watching Dorit get ED, LR, & Erika. So far she’s been a great new addition. Considering they brought back boring ED, LR, & EG.

    • Bad Barbie

      Because people are watching and not everyone is delusional. 99.99% of Twitter #ROHB hates her and they all have the same opinion. She is a miserable person not minding her business and so far what do we really know about them? That they have more than many? Her husband’s comments are repulsive. She should focus on her kids, they seem like they are not developing right.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        Well I don’t think I am delusional…but that just might be delusional of me.
        I see that many hate her – that’s why I’m wondering why the backlash. I find her LESS miserable than Eileen and Erika. She sticks her nose in as much as they all do – it’s what they are there for. Erika did it last season and Eileen stupidly tried to convince us all that it was because Erika had “good instincts”. That’s more insulting that anything Dorit is doing.
        Camille had four nannies when she was with Kelsey. They all have and do things that we as “normal” people wouldn’t but that’s all part of the lifestyle.

        • Polly

          I love how Dorit trolls ED, EJ and LR. It’s hilarious to watch.

          • bluebell

            Me 2! She is so funny to watch!

        • Wishmich

          I agree with everything you have said, Eyes. I’m glad someone is finally questioning the three amigos. ERica has no personality unless she’s being slutty Erica, and Soapy and Sudsy can’t complain without the other one.

    • bluebell

      So far I like Dorit for the reasons you mentioned. She’s not a wallflower. LR was the 1 who brought all this up, & fanned the flame to ED. ED, LR, & EG are not moving on, they are still bringing it up. They constantly bring up petty BS. Dorit cracked me up when she shut ED down.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        ITA. Bravo clearly don’t want to give us a ED, Rinna and EG free zone so if they are going to populate the show with idiots like them then we need someone who is happy to go up against them.

  • Darris

    I don’t understand why Lisa R needed to tell Eileen about PK’s and Dorit’s dumb opinion(reality tv drama). Also Dorit seems a bit stupid because Eileen came across pretty clearly to me in what she was explaining. I hope she is gone next season

    Also can we have Camille back more often…

    • Jennymckitty

      Rinna was the one tattling to Eileen. She did it to get Eileen worked up.

      • allison1050

        They feed off of each other.

    • allison1050

      Sometimes playing dumb can get you more info and insight with someone like Eileen. Allow people to talk and they eventually tell on themselves.

      • Bad Barbie

        oh please lol Dorit needs a hobby other than inserting herself in things she was not there for. Isn’t that the rule?

        • allison1050

          Breaking rules can be fun.

          • Bad Barbie

            And it gets you fired. I doubt they will bring her back. Get out this site and you’ll see how the viewers are not really finding her interesting.

          • allison1050

            Hon, if they were going to fire anyone it should have been that Eileen AND Rinna LAST season, but here they both are once again..thank your gurl Andy.

      • margaret

        Good insight on that Allison. You and Dorit figured that out real quick. 🙂

        • allison1050

          Thank you margaret.

      • bluebell

        ITA! Great move on her part.

    • Bad Barbie

      Did you see how fast Dorit wanted to go to that lunch when she found out that it was Camille Grammer??! I think Dorit and her husband are posers. He should shower more often though. He looks like a fat ball of grease.

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    PS. PK is a frikkin weirdo and creep. Why is he getting involved in woman’s business

    • Bad Barbie

      Cause he is a bitch. (Nene’s voice). Just like Peter Thomas. Everyone flamed him but for some reason these 2 clowns of Dorit and Pk get a pass for acting like assholes.

  • Maria

    Why would ED chastise Dorit over a story that LL relayed, when she wasn’t there? Why didn’t she ask Dorit about what happened from her point of view? We all know how accurate LL is in relaying events!

    • allison1050

      Because she has to be angry at someone.

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    Poor Eileen. She is always trying to find a reason to confront someone. I really enjoyed Dorit playing dumb because it left Soapsy with nothing.
    You could see how frustrated she was. LOL!!
    PK, just backoff. We don’t need a Peter Thomas of BH.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      So true. Eileen keeps bleating that she isn’t confrontational but she really is. She just won’t let anything go and makes such a big deal out of everything.

      • Jennymckitty

        I think Eileen doesn’t express herself well and she has some preconceived notion on the way people should respond when she confronts them. When it doesn’t turn out that way, she can’t let it go.

        • allison1050

          She needs someone to write her dialog for her…’cause of the soaps ya know. ;~))

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          As if she is expecting everyone to be following this script she has in her head.
          Well if I say this, they should say that.. but when it doesn’t happen, she is just at a loss.

          • allison1050

            My point exactly Bette.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            GMTA

          • allison1050

            :o)

          • margaret

            Exactly Bette (and good morning)! It seems she gets even more indignant when others don’t follow her fantasy script too. She goes straight to her “aghast face” and shakes her head in disgust until she can think of response.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Good morning, Margaret.
            You nailed it. Eileen isn’t a quick thinker, so it takes her a bit to come up with her comebacks.

          • margaret

            None of the trifecta (Eileen, Rinna and Erika) are quick witted. I guess that is why they are now allies? These three are seriously intellectually challenged. I hope they bore themselves to death. 😉

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            It is like when you look at them, you can practically hear the birds chirping in the heads. LOL!!🤦‍♀️

          • margaret

            Hahahaha! You’re on fire this morning Bette! 😉

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            TeeHee!! I haven’t even had any coffee yet.

          • margaret

            Wow! Even more impressive. I can barely read the blog, nevermind make a coherent comment until I’ve consumed half a pot or so. 😉

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            LOL!! I hear ya.☕️

          • bluebell

            The 3 nut jobs are completely boring.

          • margaret

            We need to come up with a good nickname for that crew. They are just awful.

          • HankyPanky

            How about The “EEL,S”

          • nvrbl

            She is not mean like some of the others. I do not think it is Eileen’s nature to be mean.

          • bluebell

            She is at a loss, dumb may be a better word for her.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Yet she has this arrogance about her as if she is the smartest in the room.

        • bluebell

          Good point.

      • allison1050

        She’s what’s known as a passive aggressive heffa.

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        The kind of person that is always looking for something to complain about. Gets old, real fast.

      • bluebell

        She also says no one should be judging her behavior. ED, LR, & EG are always judging others.

    • bluebell

      It was hilarious!

  • Jennymckitty

    I may be wrong, but I really got the impression that Dorit didn’t remember the entire conversation about Eileen. She only made one brief comment agreeing with her husband then turned her attention elsewhere. Eileen wasn’t there and only had Rinna’s account for what was said. We all know that Rinna isn’t the most reliable person to repeat the facts. She mostly repeats her impression of what went on. I think that Eileen did confront Dorit and Dorit was genuinely confused about what Eileen was talking about. I think that is why it took several tries for Eileen to get her point across. I wonder if part of the reason Eileen is so short with Dorit is because Dorit isn’t star struck over Eileen’s soap star status.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      ITA. It seemed pretty genuine and understandable that she forgot – it was a very brief conversation at a dinner party that probably went on for hours. Rinna is an expert at relaying what she imagines someone said as fact – like when she said LVP said “there goes the f*cking storyline” or when she admitted at the reunion that LVP didn’t actually tell her to bring up munchausens.
      I think you are on to something re Eileen and Dorit.

      • Jennymckitty

        The majority of the conversation was between Rinna and PK. Dorit didn’t really seem to be paying attention to most of it and only made a few comments. I think it was PK that Rinna was most upset with PK. It sounds like her text to Eileen put the majority of blame on Dorit.

        • bluebell

          I agree. LR threw Dorit under the bus, when it was PK & a couple of others at the table. LR never lets a chance to start trouble go to waste.

      • bluebell

        Agree 100%. LR & ED think they are so important.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      I agree. I don’t think Dorit remembered because she wasn’t really paying attention.

    • Dorit actually tweeted the same thing, “it was a passing conversation at a long dinner party….six hour long dinner party with lots of convo”. I can totally understand why she would be taken back by ED making it into something. Rinna brought up ED’s family deaths and the situation with LVP then totally mislead ED.

      • bluebell

        Did LR forget to mention to ED she was the one who brought up LVP & the deaths?

    • bluebell

      Agree.

  • Sandy Wood

    It must be exhausting to be a friend, family member or business associate of ED. She wants an in-depth analysis of every off hand remark you make to her or about her.
    The best defense to her relentless probing would be to ask her right off the bat when she starts, what is it you want me to respond and what should my facial expressions be.
    It wouldn’t be worth the effort to me.

    • margaret

      LOL Sandy. Exhausting is a great way to describe Eileen. I don’t know how anyone could have a good time with her around. She shuts down the fun as soon as she arrives on the scene. Any scene. Does she even have any friends besides Rinna?

      • Sandy Wood

        BDE nailed it down thread when she made reference to Eileen’s soap life.
        If anyone deviates from the script she has running through her head, she is at a total loss.

        • margaret

          Not one original thought in that one’s head. I’m not at all sure where her self-righteous indignation comes from? I don’t like Rinna (to put it mildly), but I do understand why Bravo wanted her back for another season. Eileen is another story. Does Bravo now want to bore us to death?

          • bluebell

            Well said. I 2 noticed ED self-righteous indignation. She is weird.

        • bluebell

          Good 1!

    • chacha1

      Boy you nailed it with this comment ….. so true !!!

      • Sandy Wood

        LOL, looking sideways here, I really enjoyed her on Y&R and respected her longevity in the world of soaps.
        She has been a crashing bore on RHBH and a huge disappointment, I really wanted to like her on this..

        • nvrbl

          I adore Eileen

    • smalltalk

      Agree! No need to declare “war” every time someone gives you an opinion or a question that is not right up your alley…

    • bluebell

      ED, LR, & EG think it is ok for them to judge people. But God forbid if anyone else does.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Isn’t Eden Sassoon a blonde Sandra Bullock? I can’t get over how alike they are.

    • Bad Barbie

      I loved all her tats lol

    • chacha1

      I see a strong resemblance between them

  • Bad Barbie

    Can we leave the dramatic words “attack” and “slams” in 2016. llmaooo

    I must say 99.9% of Twitter hates Dorit. The handle for this site is probably the only 2 people who like her with the other being RT but that person is disturbed. The hate for Erika is real.

    Dorit really needs to mind her business. In every scene see is trying to start shit with someone. I would have to have someone like her around. The shit about Boy George is hilarious. Boy George is a has been. Sorry and stop claiming someone else’s “success” because he now is homeless and sleeps in your couch. zzzz PK’s comments about the “haves and have nots” bish please. You would think people that birth children with some sort of abnormality would humble themselves. Her son has issues and her daughter is wearing a helmet. Tone it down and worry about that and give your 4 nannies a break.

    • the underground train

      People may not like Dorit but this show needs her annoying ass. If it wasn’t for her and sleazy PK there would be absolutely nothing going on.

    • Majority of the HW viewers are not on twitter but if you look at almost any reality show blog you can kind of see people hate ED, EG, and LR just as much. Dorit clarified on her twitter last night that her husband did NOT say that comment and you can hear it was not his voice. It was the guy sitting next to him. If Dorit was not on the last 3 episodes, RHOBH would be a snooze fest. She is the ONLY one driving the story line at the moment.

      • bluebell

        I agree. Can’t stand ED, EG, or LR.

      • nvrbl

        LVP is losing her luster and a lot of fans. She jumped the shark last year. She will burn in hell for how she treated Yolanda last year. And she has the nerve to act like a victim. It is to distract from the fact that she is so vicious and vindictive that she bullied someone for being sick. Yuck.

        • That is your opinion but the majority of comments clearly show she is sill a fan favorite. I did not once see LVP being mean to Yolanda. She poked fun at her for the sick selfies in private which Rinna brought to light but she apologized for that. Its not okay to make fun of a sick person but I don’t believe Yolanda’s clame of Lyme were true. And most of the treatments she underwent were crazy. Plus those sick selfies Oy vey! But then again I never liked Yolanda from the start so I admit to being biased.

          • nvrbl

            LVP LIED about Mohammad saying that the kids did not have Lyme. It is on film. Then she lied about saying it. That is on film too. All in an attempt to gaslight and harm Yolanda.
            Yolanda had labs showing her infected with the Lyme bacteria. LPV’s fans went after Yo with a vengeance on social media. This was absolutely intentional on the part of LVP.
            Sorry, she can act like the victim all she wants but in my eyes, LVP has shown herself for who she is and it is not a good look.
            Kyle started to get it when she went to the gala and she realized that she was one of the horrible bullys that the speakers were talking about having to deal with.
            It is sadly common for people fighting chronic illness to have to contend with bullying over their illness. LVP’s actions perpetuate that.
            Sorry to rant but Bravo did a disservice to people and LVP is a morally bankrupt lying mean spirited person. Just my opinion.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      You have to remember that the blog sites like this (and even SM in general) are not the end all. Case in point; Soapsy Rinna was crucified on SM last year and her QVC sales skyrocketed, and the same with Sudsy (they both probably got HUGE raises to return). Erikunty get’s slammed here (by some), but is enjoying REAL success as a (albeit cheesy as hell) performer with millions of YouTube hits and a very loyal following and solid future with Bravo. Even after all these years, I still marvel at how different so many of us see these various reality tv loons. It’s actually makes for a very interesting case in human study. I’m with you on the (tired) “attack” shtick (although I was very tempted to use it after I was so viciously attacked here yesterday … oops, I slipped:-)

    • becky webb

      I honestly think PK and Dorit just trying to clarify these situations, as of now. Don’t think they care too much about last season.

      • nvrbl

        They came on to be attack dogs for LVP.

  • izzie

    What a bunch of ninnies! My gosh, this franchise has run its course and then some. Eileen is passive aggressive and needs to constantly rehash the smallest incident, Rinna plays all sides and then tries to rewrite history when caught, the Kyle and Lisa show is downright boring, Erika needs to realize that she isn’t a pop star — she plays small venues for her base. Oh, and Dorit. Interesting bird, that one, but what was so objectionable about her comments regarding the deaths of Lisa’s and Eileen’s respective parents?

  • Bad Barbie

    Pk -“show the have nots what the haves”… zzz
    When are they going to tell us that PK filed for bankruptcy for $50 million … and claimed to have $104 to his name just a few years ago? But he then found the “new love of his life” Dorit who had money.

    Now I can see why Dorit hates Erika. Erika found a rich husband … while Dorit is the one that had to come and save PK. lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    I told ya they were posers.

    • allison1050

      Erika found a husband?? lolz

    • izzie

      I think the male housewives (with the exception of Vinny) are all a bit shady and enjoy being kept by their women. PK is the epitome of sleaze and while I love BG, I can’t understand why he hangs out with those two.

      • allison1050

        Um doesn’t Eileen pay Vinnie’s way?

      • Jennymckitty

        Mauricio, Ken Todd and Harry Hamlin and Tom all work and provide for their family and have before the show started. Vinnie is a professional gambler and Eileen works three jobs. I don’t really see Vinnie as much of a provider.

        • allison1050

          I don’t see him as much of a man.

          psst! I love your avi and screen name.

        • chacha1

          I will bet the house that Vinnie Van Nobody is in serious debt due to his love of the horses he bets on

          • Jennymckitty

            I’ve yet to figure out the difference between a professional gambler and a gambling addict. I mean, I understand professional poker players. There is skill, strategy and you are somewhat in control. But this one bets on everything. There is no way he is winning all the time.

          • allison1050

            He isn’t nor is he in the big league.

          • Biscuit

            I seriously think he has a gambling addiction. A big one!

        • izzie

          I’ll give you Harry, but I see the other men riding on their wives coat tails. Mauricio definitely seems sketchy to me.

          • Biscuit

            Ken Todd helped build their restaurant business empire. I think he was very instrumental in guiding the business to where it is today. Now in his seventies, I think he has slowed down a lot, plus he has had two hip surgeries in the last few years. Hamlin had a significant role on Mad Men in the last few seasons the show was on the air. He won rave reviews and was even nominated for an Emmy. Mauricio built his Agency from the ground up. Sure, the RHOBH TV time has helped get him recognition, but I have to give him props for being a very successful business man. Vinny? Not so much. He comes across as a lazy wize ass n’er do well.

          • chacha1

            I think Ken is also very tired of the petty bullshit that the others dish out to him and LVP …. LVP seems to handle it and move on, Ken is just disgusted and I do not blame him at all

          • Biscuit

            I agree chacha. Ken is so over this franchise.

          • nvrbl

            Then why is Ken another housewife?

        • nvrbl

          We really do not know anything about their finances.

      • chacha1

        Boy George is getting free room and board like Cedric got with LVP… also Boy George is on Celebrity Apprentice that is being filmed in LA

      • allison1050

        He’s just one of the girls.

    • margaret

      It’s fairly obvious that PK is skeevy. No arguments there. Thing is, I love how he and Dorit are riding Soapy and Sudsy and Erika needs to be knocked down a few notches. I just want to enjoy the “honeymoon phase” with PK and Dorit a while longer before I become disillusioned and have to get more critical. Make sense?

      • the underground train

        I totally feel that way too.

    • chacha1

      At least PK and Dorit feed their guests, unlike Kunty and Grandpa who throw booze parties and circus/carnival parties that are so low class

      • bluebell

        I agree.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      I don’t mind PK. Let’s face it I doubt many of the successful people on these shows are entirely “clean” when it comes to business dealings. I mean, even the Pres. Elect has filed bankruptcy a time or two!!
      I like that he has a sense of humor. Everything he said about Erika was in jest and lighthearted. He was being honest that he liked the view. Someone like Mauricio would not have even told Kyle he could see it at all.

    • Dorit has money? I had no idea, but she annoyed me last night when she faked amnesia with Eileen during the dead mom story. She’s becoming McKunty, Jr to me. PK and Dorit’s party looked lame as hell too so they can stuff it.

  • chacha1

    30 seconds of LVP on this episode… hmmmm really? And Vinnie Van Nobody recoiling from Soapy when she tried to brush a hair off his forehead …. he really does not like her at all and acted like she disgusts him

    • margaret

      You noticed that too???? It looked like he thought she was going to smack him. LOL

    • Biscuit

      Does Vinny have a job? I mean other than hosting some vague poker tournament now and then? He seems to be living in the past when he was a tennis player like twenty five years ago. I don’t think he has ever held a regular job.

      • chacha1

        he was shown in bed with laptop handicapping racing and Eileen is not allowed to talk to him between the hours of 9-11 a.m. and then he is off to the race track to blow all her money

        • Biscuit

          Oh Jeese. Wonders why she stays with him as he is a parasite just sucking on their income and he treats her so badly on the air. Remember last year when he yelled at her for buying a new dress?

  • chacha1

    Eileen is a HO, she was screwing a married man while she was married and got pregnant, Rinna is a violent hag who is bat shit crazy and not funny at all, why anyone besides Soapy and Kunty would be friends with her is beyond me ….. again they are all white trash with cash and no class

    • Biscuit

      LOL—tell me how you really feel chacha

      • chacha1

        Hahahahaaaaaaaaa

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    I swear… Eileen and Erika are absolutely insufferable. I really hate Andy for bringing them back this year. This will be Eileen’s story line all season because she can’t let shit go. Just like last year after Pumpy asked her “are we fucking good?” and Eileen said “yes” – and then she bitched all season that Pumpy only apologized 42 times.

    • bluebell

      ITA! I see the same behavior in ED, LR, & Erika. Nothing has changed. They are completely boring.

    • laura

      Totally agree!

  • chacha1

    WOW look at Eri-kunties face in the top picture her face is so large and waxy ….. yikes

  • Biscuit

    Well, the show bored me last night. The dialog needs to move beyond the “He said, that she said, that I said” rhetoric that has been the large staple that holds this show together. The only bright spot, for me at least, was Camille Grammer. Her new home is gorgeous and it was good to see her happy, peaceful and looking so beautiful.

  • I’m getting a weird vibe from Mauricio, btw. I think he’s one foot out the door. js

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Nagh … they pass the litmus test for me …. it’s easy to see Maury and Kyle dippin’ and doin’ like animals (unllke some other marriages on the show).

  • becky webb

    I hate the way Erika jumps in and explains someone’s feelings when they’re Sitting Right There. Her blandness is a considerable obstacle to any resolution or clarity, and Eileen likes that because all she wants to do is whine. I’m tired of them and don’t understand their popularity. They’re so upset, but they can’t handle the slightest question or clarification.

    • bluebell

      ED, LR, & Erika think they can judge others, but not anyone else. Can’t stand ED, LR, or Erika.

      • chacha1

        I can’t stand those white trash back stabbing lying bitches either

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    Despite her petty BS, I like this Dorito chick (PK not so much). To quote NayNay Leakes, he comes off as just a damn bitch. He is far too involved in the petty bullsheet lives of the women which leads me to only two conclusions; he’s either gay or just a very thirsty fame ho’ …. and I’m guessing it’s the latter. But in Dorito’s defense, being a freshman HW (especially on a long running show) is like walking a very thin tightrope. If she just blends in (like wallpaper) she’ll be joining “Jacqueline” Joyce, the witch, and Kathryn in the unemployment line, but if she comes off as too strong, she’ll be labeled a Kelly Dodd (and no one wants that). I suspect all of this petty nonsense about Erikunty’s lady bits shall pass, and this new Eden chick will become the new villain. She is reportedly no one to fck with.

    • laura

      Agree with everything except PK, dont mind him at all he is new too so after a while he will probably realize he is not allowed to speak his mind or those domineering ladies will freak out!

      • Wimbledonwoman

        He reminds me of simon van something pump in season 1/2 of RHONY . Oh my , oh my ….

  • Evil Queen

    I am caring much for Dorit at this time.
    (& PK.)
    That dinner party was a snore. How ironic, that she doesn’t host boring dinners. Just a mish mash of people.
    Ladies in dresses, men in jeans, & queens in blazers.
    Both Dorit & PK need to stop talking about manners. I find it rather gauche, that Dorit would do a stripper strut move after PK comments about her outfit, in the presence of other men.
    TTFW!
    I’m trying to like Dorito but, I keep seeing fake when I hear her talk. I didn’t like that she played stupid about discussing Eileen Mother’s death.

  • laura

    Shut up Eileen!!! You want to re-hash everything! Don’t blame Dorit …I wouldn’t want to re-hash a conversation I had with Rinna either and you know Rinna and Eileen will have misconstrued the whole thing! They are so confrontational its ridiculous. Eileen doesn’t want to resolve anything she just wants to argue and play victim. EILEEN GET SOME HELP!!!! Dorit run away from these women!!!

    • becky webb

      Yes, and she’s paranoid and secretive, but Lisa is supposed to walk on eggshells around her.

    • nvrbl

      So Dorit can talk about Eileen but Eileen can’t call her on it?

  • HankyPanky

    Enough of the EEL,s, slithering, slimy snakes!!

  • Kell Mactell

    Erika sure fits in with Eileen and Rinna. I can’t stand them! And now we have to hear how Dorit was so disrespectful to their mourning for the rest of the season. I wish they had a storyline of their own. I guess Rinna will use QVC as hers hoping to make even more money but poor Eileen has none at all unless she feels insulted by someone.