‘RHOBH’ Eileen Davidson Backtracks After Cosigning Dorit About Erika Girardi’s Vulgar Snatch Flash

Posted on Dec 30 2016 - 7:49am by Terri L. Austin

On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Eileen Davidson doesn’t believe in shades of gray. Maybe that comes from her years of acting in soap operas. Every good story needs a clear hero and duplicitous bad guy.

Cast in the role of villainess, complete with a haughty accent and dry sense of humor is Lisa Vanderpump. The ice princess with perfect, shiny hair and bare snatch is Erika Girardi.

Now Eileen has brought Erika into her world by handing her a part on The Young and the Restless.

“Last year, when Erika came to visit me on the set of Young and the Restless, we had talked about her coming on the show. Now, it’s actually happening… I knew…Erika would handle the meeting like a pro… Nine number one hits and now she’s going to be on Young and the Restless? Is there anything Erika can’t do?”

Well, she can’t laugh at herself. Erika seems to have no sense of humor at all. She’s cold, aloof, and snooty. And she’s allergic to wearing panties, apparently. 

When Eileen found out that Erika flashed Dorit Kemsley’s husband, PK, she acted slightly shocked — why, I don’t know, because Erika struts around in see through catsuits for a living.

“When Dorit brought the “pantygate” situation up to Lisa R. and me…Dorit only told us that PK was “uncomfortable,” which seemed like a reasonable reaction… I speak for Lisa R. and myself when I say the vibe we got was light-hearted.”

Eileen takes umbrage of the fact that Dorit and PK actually discussed the situation the next day. Are you telling me Eileen wouldn’t bring it up if some woman flashed her hooha at Vinny—innocently or not? C’mon now!

“We had no idea the things that were being said about Erika. And neither did Erika herself, until Dorit gave her the underwear at the Escape Room.”

Eileen had encouraged Dorit to have a conversation with Erika and even hoped to be on hand to watch it play out. Hmm, like a puppet master, perhaps? Isn’t that what Eileen called Vanderpump all last season—a master manipulator?

“When I said to Dorit I wanted to be there when she told Erika, I absolutely did not mean it in a sinister way. I meant that I thought it would be an interesting conversation, because I thought Erika, in true Erika fashion, would shut it down.”

Then what was the point of telling Dorit to have a conversation with Erika in the first place? I think Eileen wanted to get some popcorn and watch a shit show go down.

“I feel really bad for Erika through all this. She just wanted to drop the whole thing, but it really has taken on a life of its own.”

Why feel bad for Erika? If you don’t want people staring at it, don’t put it on display. This goes for everything in life, from ugly lawn statues to bare vaginas.

So, do you feel bad for Erika? Was Eileen trying to manipulate Dorit? And is Eileen the real villain of this show?

 

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  • Sandy Wood

    Great insight Terri, I co-sign everything you said.

  • Jennymckitty

    Terri, great blog. I agree with everything except Eileen wouldn’t be offended in Erika flashed Vinnie. I think she would have an artist rendering of Erika’s pretty pussy and erect a shrine around it complete with prayer candles and fresh flowers. She would vernerate it every day and Vinnie’s eyes would be considered third class relics because they were allowed to gaze upon the miracle of Erika’s sacred lady parts.

    • Terri L. Austin

      OMG! She would absolutely do that. LOL

  • wellWellwell

    I think Eileen’s bitter because she wanted to be the one starring at it. Maybe LVP could flash Vinnie then we will see what Eileen has to say.

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      Eileen would demand another 586 apologies. We would never hear the end of it.

      • wellWellwell

        The icing on the cake would be LVP is the one doing it..LOL
        What a bunch of rubbish this whole SL. It’s looking like LVP and Kyle are going after Erika this season using Dorit. It’s difficult to root for anyone on BH, Sassoon better show up soon or I might have to delete them off the dvr.

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          This is true. LVP could tell Erika was annoyed & she just kept poking the bear. She knew exactly what she was doing. LOL!!
          I wonder which team Sassoon will be on?!? KimR still hasn’t made her appearance. So looking fwd to that(sarcasm).

          • wellWellwell

            Sasson goes after Kyle, so I have read. That means she will be one and done because anyone that goes after Kyle does not last long.
            Why does Kyle bring her sister back season after season so these women can have a go at her? I saw a clip Rinna going after Kim again imo this SL has been done to death. This show needs something new not the same old SL’s.
            LVP knew exactly what she was doing and so did Kyle while shopping with Dorit. Set them up and watch them fall. It’s like watching old soap operas from back in the day.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            This is why, eventhough we say LVP is the queen of the show, Kyle is the one with all of the pull.
            When Charlton went after Kyle, she got her walking papers & Joyce got on well with LVP so she got the boot as well.
            More proof that Kyle has alot of pull is her insufferable sister keeps getting brought back. As if KimR has anything to bring to the table. I do enjoy how crazed she makes Rinna though. LOL!!

          • Sandy Wood

            The only thing I want to hear from KimR is what happened to Kingsley and why she harbored him as long as she did and what motivated the infamous Target caper.
            We can be sure those topics won’t be touched on, it will all be sweetness and light and how much Kim is enjoying her sober grannyhood.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            You know all things Killer Kingsley & her sobriety is always off limits.

          • wellWellwell

            Well said Betty, this is exactly how I feel about it.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            If anyone is the sniper from the side, it’s slick ass Kyle. She just loves sitting back & watching everyone going at one another.
            Happy New Year’s Eve weekend, WWW.

          • wellWellwell

            Happy New Years to you Betty, be safe out there.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            I will be in the safest place when the ball drops… I will be here sipping Champagne & watching the Odd Couple marathon. Cheers!!🥂

          • wellWellwell

            I’m staying home too, no champagne maybe a hot toddy for the flu..I won’t make it until the ball drops I never do. Cheers to champagne, hot toddy’s and you.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Get well!! Get well soon!! We want you to get well!!🤧💐

          • wellWellwell

            Lmao, thanks Betty.

          • RunningWithWine

            ITA. Kim’s a snoozefest and I am sick of her same ole storyline!

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            The don’t discuss my sobriety SL. I’m still holding a grudge against my sister SL. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

          • RunningWithWine

            Sassoon goes after Kyle, well shoot I already like her!

          • wellWellwell

            Ikr..I’m sure Kyle will try and make her look like the bad guy cause you know Kyle is so sweet and innocent…my key board locked up as I was typing that last sentence..ha!

          • RunningWithWine

            Oooow creepy maybe Kyle is the witch not Carlton! 😱

          • wellWellwell

            I wish Carlton would come back, she could make Kyle shake in her boots. I can’t forget the time cowardly Kyle thought Carlton put a hex on her, best SL ever LOL

          • GetReal2014

            Ha ha ha, That was hilarious.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Yup … Sasoon is apparently the designated shit disturber this season; apparently that’s what the script calls for … *wink wink

          • wellWellwell

            She will be another one ‘one and done’ if she goes after the boss Kyle.
            Think of all the fatalities Kyle has caused Carlton, Brandi, Joyce, she’s like the black widow of HW’s

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Yes, or at the very least forced to grovel at her feet the way Rinna has at Li$a’s. No question Kyle and LVP are running the show – we knew that when they marched into NBC/Universal/Bravo’s offices and said “it’s Brandi OR us … choose!”.

          • nvrbl

            But LVP was jovial, she said so!

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Just her British sense of humor… LOL!!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            More like slugging that bear with a fcking sledgehammer!

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            LMAO!! Wasn’t even trying to be subtle about it.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Hahaha … good one.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Great post Terri. God Eileen is such a hypocrite. Remember how offended she was when Brandi joked about sleeping with Vinny at poker night? God helps us if Brandi had sat there opposite him flashing her wares like Erika!!

    • HankyPanky

      We’ve all seen her wares complete with tag!!!

  • izzie

    Erika is the proverbial “cool girl” that the mean girls — Rinna and Davidson — bow to and hope will invite her into her clique.

    In reality, Erika thinks she is far better than she is and she and Grandpa Munster judge others and declare them not worthy of breathing the same air as they. Erika really is an insecure nobody (seriously, she had to be googled when she was added to the show) who is probably not accepted by her husband’s contemporaries, her son’s circle, and by women in the upper echelon of the society of which Erika craves to belong.

    Truly, I see Erika as a lonely woman who must shock for attention.

    • nvrbl

      Davidson is the opposite of a mean girl.

      • izzie

        I completely disagree. She wants people to think she is sweet and kind, when she is actually just as catty and manipulative as the rest. I sure wouldn’t want her as a friend.

        • nvrbl

          That is funny. I think Erika and Eileen are the only ones capable of a true supportive friendship. They were the only ones who acted like human beings towards Yolanda last year. Also Kathryn, who is gone now.

          • Athena Panagakos

            No, ^this^ is funny. BTW your girl Yo, is a pathetic laughing stock, who is too stupid to see how pathetic most people view her.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Oh~! That was rather aggressive.

          • Athena Panagakos

            Absolutely. It was. But that aggression was for Yo, not the commenter. 😘 Have a safe and happy New Year!!!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            You too darlin’.

          • nvrbl

            Well, it is all subjective, isn’t it?

          • Athena Panagakos

            Yes, it is. Happy New Year!

          • Jenpink

            Lol

          • chacha1

            Yolanda is as mean as a rattlesnake and they all deserve each other with their gold digging stank asses

          • nvrbl

            It is funny how differently people see things.

        • HankyPanky

          So true

      • chacha1

        Davidson is boring and an asshole who beats dead horses

        • penny 2

          Lol

        • Miss SuzyQ

          and that’s after the horses die from Eileen’s incessant whining

        • HankyPanky

          Whoa, hahaha

    • RunningWithWine

      ITA

    • Oh Snarky Me

      You nailed it. The person always shrieking about how little they care about anyone else’s opinion is always the one desperately seeking acceptance.

    • Jenpink

      You’ve certainly have this phoney pegged!

  • justanothermary

    So this is what we get to hear about all season. Last year Eileen wanted an apology (and apparently still does) and this year it’s snatchgate. What is wrong with this franchise that they are unable to get past any perceived slight.

  • becky webb

    I never did like Erika. She seems very inarticulate, never says what she means, and is passive-aggressive. And her on stage persona is only remarkable for the extent it goes to. She’s ho him.

  • Elle

    Erika is such a whining hypocrite! For someone that babbled all last season that she gives zero eff’s about what anyone thinks she sure as hell became easily offended over panty gate. Soapy Eileen is so transparent in everything she does! Poor thing wants Erika to be her best friend so badly. That is in my opinion why she bought her a part on the Young & Restless.

    • nvrbl

      Everyone cares about how they are treated.

    • RunningWithWine

      Ericka thou is this built up fake persona! I have found zero about her genuine! I feel like everything she dose is scripted and I still haven’t seen reality. Not only that she is soooo dry, humorless and dull. JMO

      • HankyPanky

        Yes!!!

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Easily offended? Dorito is beating it to death (or so editing would have us believe). The irony is, her old perverted husband PK could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil (the way positioned his body to stare get a peek at Erikunty’s hooha).

    • GetReal2014

      Agree 100%.

    • Jenpink

      Yes yes yes

  • RunningWithWine

    This 🙌🙌🙌 1000 upvotes to the writer of this blog!

  • Darris

    I give kudos to Terri…it takes real talent to pull out such a “sinister” plot from such a dry benign blog from Eileen. I would have wanted to skip this weeks blog entry from every cast member this week because this topic is BORING AND DRY and probably not inspiring to write about.

    However I do agree with Eileen that it was weird hearing what PK said about Erika afters in reference to her lady region. I think anyone I that situation would have mentioned it the next day…I just don’t think everyone would have said the things Doritos husband said about it being pretty and for the world etc etc etc. I would have been slightly bothered myself.

    • Sandy Wood

      It all smells strongly of storyline to me. Erika has been cast as the vamp, PK as the lecherous pervert, Dorit as the indignant wife, LisaV as the protagonist and Rinna and Eileen as the rah rah choir.

    • Jennymckitty

      Darris, are you implying that they are discussing an arid rather than moist kitty?

      • HankyPanky

        Just deserts!!

  • nvrbl

    I know this is an unpopular opinion but Eileen and Erika seem like the only genuinely nice HW’s on the show.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I would add Rinna, Dorito, and Kyle to that mix.

      • nvrbl

        Well, i don’t know about Dorit, she doesn’t seem real or nice at all. I think Rinna has a mean streak and Kyle is on the fence. I think at the Lyme gala last year Kyle started to realize that the horrible bullies the speakers was talking about was in part, her. She seemed able to shake off that moment of self reflection and personal accountability though.

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        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          I tend to judge reality TV loons by who I could see myself hanging with, and I basically like all of my BH ladies. I’ve always thought Kyle is one of the more down to Earth and genuine of the ladies, and I see Erikunty as a real dichotomy; confident yet insecure and even self-depreciating at times. Dorito is in the precarious position of having to make an impact (if she wants to survive), but not come off as “too aggressive” … a real balancing act. As far as Soapsy and Sudsy go, I like them both and I don’t even get where the mean-girl talk came from (if anything, I see them both as victims more than anything else). Lastly there’s Li$a … while I admire her good work for animals, I don’t feel like we really know her; because even after seven years, she’s ever really let us in (and I can respect that).

          • HankyPanky

            I don’t blame LVP for not letting us in??? As for the rest…,

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            It’s actually always been one of my biggest issues with Li$a. As they ALL pointed out last season, she really doesn’t share a whole lot (about her personal life) … and although it might come off as annoying to some (not to mention a little arrogant), I kind of respect it; because like Erikunty, you really do get a sense that Li$a truly doesn’t give an F. I thought we’d finally be meeting a real friend (Dorito), but as we have already discovered, they are apparently about as ‘close’ friends as Yolanda and Erikunty were. Li$a is very good as the reality TV game, just not sure she can pull it off much longer, because we’re definitely beginning to see cracks in the facade.

      • HankyPanky

        Hahahaha

    • HankyPanky

      No comment, hahahaha

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    I hate to get all nit pickety about it, but there’s a big difference in Eileen merely (jokingly) saying “I want to be there when you ask her about it” and “encouraging” Dorito to start a fight with have a conversation with Erikunty. Also, wasn’t it RINNA who called Li$a a master “manipulator and/or puppet master” last season (which she was and certainly still is)? I’m all for artistic freedom (in writing), but methinks there is just a tad of biased embellishing at play here … just a tad … LoL

    • HankyPanky

      Eileen joking????

  • Oh Snarky Me

    Great job, Terri! Eileen egged it on because she wanted to see Erikunt “in true Erika fashion she would shut it down”. When that didn’t happen she attacked Dorit. I guess she was disappointed her idol didn’t “shut it down”

    • Sandy Wood

      Great comment OSM, you saw right through Eilwhine.

    • Miss SuzyQ

      Well yes, because Eileen is really all Single White femaling Erika and wants to ensure the new gal doesn’t get Erika’s “love”

  • chacha1

    Great story thanks Terri !!

    Eri-kunty is nothing but a snipper herself but she puts a silencer on the gun …. she has plenty to say about LVP but realistically it is Eri-kunty who is trying so hard to be relevant when all she is is white trash with cash ….. Eri-kunty should just get off the show and go play with her BFFs Brandi and Yolanda … they are all skanks

    • HankyPanky

      Yes!!

  • Wicked Cupcake

    I am no Pat the Puss fan but Doritos and her husband are complete and utter assholes. He is a scum bag and it is bullshit that “all men would look” They may notice the infraction but a decent man would switch seats or stop glaring at a woman’s exposed area.

    Already bored of Pantygate. Yawn!

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      I agree; I wouldn’t look (although for entirely different reasons:-) …. but more importantly, I’m not convinced that PK ever saw anything (no matter how leaned over and cocked his head) tried to sneak a peek.

      • Wicked Cupcake

        Yeah. I have a hard time believing anyone saw anything. She would have had to been spread eagle the way Doritos and her smarmy husband were talking.

    • Bryan

      Any Gay man would tell her, ” Honey, cover it up!!!” cooter is not something we want to see over appetizers

      • Biscuit

        LOL. Thanks Bryan and you are right.

        • Bryan

          you’re welcome

    • Gingertee

      I’m thinking that any innocent person might have caught a glance and then looked away or said something one they realized what it was. I’m not losing sleep that this man couldn’t look away, I’m just not surprised.

  • laura

    Somebody said lets see LVP flash Vinny that would be priceless or even Erika could flash him.
    Or just do something really crude to Eileens hubby see what she has to say up on her high horse.

    • HankyPanky

      The higher the horse the deeper the fall

  • Trippinhhard

    Happy New Years to all the posters and writers on AATT.
    Thank you for a good year of stories and allowing us to enjoy this site.
    Has anyone heard from Dr. Haven’t seen her post in a while
    Anyway have a Happy and Blessed New Years.

    • Sandy Wood

      Happy, Healthy New Year to you too Samra. If Dr. is Suess, she was posting on the threads yesterday.

    • chacha1

      Thank you .. wishing you all the best and all the other great people who comment here along with the writers 🙂

      • Sandy Wood

        My very best to you too chacha…you are the sparkplug that keeps these threads fired up. 🙂

      • Biscuit

        Happy New Year chacha1! Been a while since I posted. Lots of new faces and interesting points of view on here now.

      • Trippinhhard

        You too Chacha

    • Contessa Bel Raven

      Blessed New Year to you as well Samra! Thanks for the great conversations this past year 😀 I keep saying 2016 was a year of losses (personal & celebrity wise) so 2017 will be a year of triumphs! I figure if I say it often enough it will come to pass

      • Trippinhhard

        Thank you and I’ve already claimed 2017 is my year for all things that are good..
        I’m trusting and believing in that.

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        I’m on the eff 2016 bandwagon. I am optimistic about the year ahead. Happy New Year Contessa.

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      Happy New Year to you. Thanks for the laughs. May 2017 be your best year yet.
      Looking fwd to snarking with you in the new year.

      • Trippinhhard

        Thank you Bette.. looking forward to a better 2017

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          Cheers to that!!🥂

  • AM Hedly

    Eileen is the s**t stirrer sniper from the side who wanted a confrontation between Dorit and pat the puss.
    IF Erika had flashed her vagina to Vinny Eileen would demand an apology the rest of the season. These women are so vain and stupid, I like Dorit though, and dont mind her accent, but I am from Europe so I dont really care about accents as long as they speak in English so I can understand.

    • GetReal2014

      Great post. Eileen is a sly one.

      • HankyPanky

        Very

  • Miss SuzyQ

    The background music should have been Erika’s How many F**ks do I give?

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Dorit back-tracked

  • Gingertee

    I learned last season that Eileen has an Erika fetish so I’m not surprised that she backtracked. Erika lives to be the center of attention but only when she plans it.