Merry Christmas Eve everyone!
Tis’ the season of giving, and Bravo ‘Housewives’ across the land are dropping hints — pointing loved ones in the direction of their ultimate gift.
What would you like to see sit atop the following Housewives’ wish-lists? Consider these top picks!
1. Teresa Giudice
A shred of remorse
2. Jacqueline Laurita
An eternal break from Teresa Giudice
3. Shannon Beador
A new shtick and David’s passwords
4. Kelly Dodd
Renewed resolve to shut down Tamra Judge
5. Lisa Vanderpump
6. Lisa Rinna
Fifteen pounds and a gag
7. Kyle Richards
8. Dorit Kemsley
One accent, any accent
9. Kenya Moore
A better man-picker
10. Phaedra Parks
A lie detector test and accountability
11. Bethenny Frankel
The ability to give just one Tiny Tim f*ck about another human being
12. Ramona Singer
Her colorful “turtle timing” personality back
13. Sonja Morgan
Her dream hunk, and hot water all year round
14. Luann de Lesseps
A murky yellow New Years kiss — to kick off a lifetime of wedded bliss!
Sound off in the comments! Creativity and snark are encouraged!