Erika Girardi Plays Victim After Exposing Her Privates In #PantyGate Scandal & Attacks Lisa Vanderpump’s ‘British Humor’

Posted on Dec 22 2016 - 1:50pm by Terri L. Austin

Last year on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we had the Munchausen debacle. This year we’re dealing with Erika Girardi’s lack of a thong. Look, you announce to your friends over drinks that you aren’t wearing underwear and then don’t expect anyone to comment? I’m not buying it.

Erika may say she’s an introvert, but I call bullshit! Her alter ego is Erika Jayne, a scantily dressed aging pop singer who pats her crotch every chance she gets. And let’s be clear, Erika didn’t have that napkin on her lap (shout out to Phaedra’s prayer cloth!) for the entire get together. That skirt was short, and I’m sure Dorit and PK Kemsley got an eyeful.

But none of that will stop Erika from playing the victim in her blog. So, let’s jump into the fray and pick sides, shall we?

First, Erika got upset when PK mentioned LVP used to be an actress, and he made a comment about black and white movies. LVP laughed. Erika became offended.

Lisa Vanderpump…defends her snarky remarks as being “British humor,” but she also describes this humor as being “way more aggressive.” So, are you trying to be funny or aggressive?”

Considering the joke was at Lisa’s expense, Erika seemed to be overreacting.

“I love a good joke just as much as the next person, but this “humor” often feels like thinly veiled insults… I’m not really sure what motivated LVP to stick her hand up my dress. I found it invasive, and I did not appreciate it.”

LVP did what she always does—she pushed buttons and made a joke of it. She would have pulled that same move on Kyle Richards. Is any of this new?

But Erika isn’t only pissed at LVP. She has a lot of things to say about Dorit, too. And none of them are nice. I’m still trying to figure out what Dorit did that had Erika in such a snit. I think Erika came to that party with a bad attitude and no matter what happened, she was determined to get angry.

“Watching Dorit and PK talk about my “hoo-ha” like they were devastated is strange to me. What, suddenly you’re conservative now? PK represents one of the most forward-thinking, gender-bending artists in music…”

Dorit states in her blog that everyone has gone without panties at one time or another. These things happen. Erika pounces on that phrase like a hungry cat.

“On one hand you’re offended, and on the other hand you understand “these things happen”? Which is it? I can’t help but wonder what the motive behind this drama-driven topic is really about.”

I think it’s about Erika flashing her cooch at PK. It’s not that complicated, Erika.

“The facts are these: My knees were closed together from the moment I sat down, and my legs were covered with either my purse or a black napkin. I did not sit there on display, and I do not appreciate what was said about me.”

This from the woman who wears sheer costumes and writhes around half naked, right? Yet suddenly she’s Amish?

“It’s interesting to me that a woman who’s so busy “doing it all,” has two beautiful babies, a gorgeous home, and an obviously adoring husband is finding the time to dissect me and call me names. She doesn’t even know me. In my opinion, this says more about Dorit than it does about me.”

Did Dorit call Erika names? She accused her of being “guarded.” And she said it to Erika’s face, not behind her back. But is that really an insult?

So, did Erika intentionally flash PK? Was it wrong for Dorit and PK to discuss Erika’s flappy bits the next day? Or is Erika being dramatic?

 

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  • nvrbl

    Was it wrong for LVP to shove her hand up Erika’s skirt? Ya think? I personally do not care if the woman next to me is wearing panties but if she shoves her hand up my skirt, she will pull back a bloody stump.

    • Lifesabeach

      Exactly!

    • wellWellwell

      Was this on the show? I didn’t see Lisa do that, I think this is another go at Lisa and Dorit because she is Lisa’s friend. I think Erika made it up.

      • Sandy Wood

        I didn’t see it either wWw, and I was watching closely enough to catch a glimpse of Erika’s cellulite on the back of her thighs.

        • wellWellwell

          I think Erika has it in for Dorit since the first time she met her. I also did not hear Dorit call her names in fact in Dorit’s blog this week she’s very nice about her. Erika is reaching on this one for a SL. She knows people are tired of seeing her azz spread out on a stage and this sex appeal bs Bravo is pushing isn’t working.

          • Sandy Wood

            I think Erika may be sick with jealousy over Dorit, she has a husband who apparently adores her and with the BD parties coming so close together the contrast was wrenching.
            Dorit is allowed to speak without permission or fear of being sent to her room if she speaks out of turn.

          • wellWellwell

            I so agree Sandy, it’s all of that. I also think Erika knows what she truly is (guilt) and she automatically thinks other people think that. She’s so cold and stand offish with all the women even Yo. I never bought that friendship for one second and I don’t think Erika has any female friends.
            Erika has a lot to be ashamed of so she better watch who she throws rocks at. There’s a lot of not so nice things out there about her.

          • Maria

            Dorit got it right regarding EG and I think this is what bothers her the most, someone being honest about her like she was with the sniper comment last year.

          • bluebell

            I agree. Erika has it out for Dorit just like she did with LVP. I never heard Dorit call her names. Can’t stand Erika. She is a 1 trick pony; no storyline & boring.

        • Maria

          Lol, i saw that to and i wondered why she would wear a dress like that with the thighs looking like that.

      • bellota

        right, it is hard to see on the video. I rewinded it to see if I could see (because I was shocked that LVP would do something that clearly not-ok), but I couldn’t tell one way or another. If she did, I do feel bad for Erika because that’s not okay. It’s one thing to joke around about no undies, but putting your hands up someone’s skirt totally uninvited is not okay in any circumstance.

        • wellWellwell

          Yes I agree it would not be ok. I rewound also and did not see it. I doubt what she is suggesting. I don’t trust anything Erika says, she’s smoke and mirrors.

          • bellota

            It very well could be it didn’t happen, because if it did, why isn’t she more upset about that than what people were saying? If it were me, it would be the other way around. I don’t know, it was weird.

          • wellWellwell

            and Erika claims to be a bad azz but she let that happen? Not buying it.

        • the underground train

          If so why didn’t she say anything to LVP? Like don’t try to Pat the puss or something. This is what I don’t get. I feel like Erika was more upset that Dorit was from Connecticut and talking about how Americans need to lighten up than LVP reaching up her skirt if it did happen.

          • bellota

            Yes! I got that impression, too. It was weird. That’s why I rewound it to double check because I wanted to see exactly what was going on. Like, did LVP just motion or gesture toward her crotch and so she bleated out that she wasn’t wearing underwear? Or did she really reach in there?

          • the underground train

            LVP was just following orders. Erika said pat the puss so LVP was trying to do as told. lol

          • wellWellwell

            LOL, she’s damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t.

          • Sandy Wood

            I think Erika flatters herself if she thinks LVP would deign to touch THAT.

          • wellWellwell

            Like ‘it’s’ a prize. It’s more like the un-gift that keeps on giving.
            No thanks.

          • nvrbl

            Erika immediately told LVP not to put her hand up her skirt. You could she was uncomfortable . NOT. COOL.

          • the underground train

            Actually she didn’t. Re-watch the scene. LVP puts her hand up Erika’s skirt and says Kyle needs some underware. Erika replies not “get off of me” or “don’t touch me.” Instead she says “I don’t have any “. LVP then starts laughing and says “Oh I saw that.” Then Erika retorts “That’s right. Don’t put your hands up my skirt unless you want to see what’s up there” These leaves it up to LVP to say yeah I want to see what is up there. If you don’t want someone touching you then reply don’t touch me. I don’t like that, don’t do that again, get off. Don’t leave it up to the perpetrators to decide if he or she can proceed to keep on touching you.

          • nvrbl

            Or, instead of all of these complicated instructions on what to do in response of being violated, how about LVP doesn’t grope her in the first place?

          • the underground train

            Lol. Complicated instructions?! Aww, you poor thing. This is complicated to you? Young children are even taught these things. Yell and say no or get off of me, and scream for help. Maybe you should consult a child to see how it works since it is so complicating for you.

          • nvrbl

            How about if LVP keeps her hands to herself?

          • nvrbl

            Children are also taught to keep their hands to themselves. Grabbing for a woman’s skirt is an aggressive, totally out of line thing to do. There is no excuse.
            Women have autonomy over our own bodies and a violation is not lessoned because you think the person violated did not say the correct thing in response, or because you do not like the way she dresses.
            Honestly, you sound just like a rape apologist.

          • the underground train

            And you are like a t-rex the way you keep reaching. For the record I have condemned LVP for putting her hand up Erika’s skirt on other threads. See RT. However this thread is about Erika’s response, so I am going to talk about Erika’s response. As a victim of a sexual assault myself I know not to the blame the victim for the attack. Please believe when I was attacked I didn’t say to my attacker don’t pull up my shirt, unless you want to see my breast. Don’t pull down on my pants unless you want to see my genitals! And I didn’t continue to hang out with my attacker in various social settings afterwards like Erika does with LVP. So take your contrived indignation somewhere else and troll someone else for an argument.

    • Monistat Puss

      No one “shoved” anyone’s hand up anyone’s skirt!

  • Glooba!

    I haven’t even watched this season yet (Christmas has all of a sudden, become a busy time for me lol), and IDK if I’m gonna start.

    • BeckyGrey

      Don’t watch…Enjoy your Christmas season!

      • Glooba!

        Luckily I can always come on here, and ask if I should even bother!

  • Lifesabeach

    My theory is this: Erika is getting ready/leaving and makes a quip about no undies. Producers give Kyle/Lisa a heads up, which leads to the oh so coincidental call to Lisa about underwear and Lisa reaching up Erikas dress.

    C’mon RHOBH, try to be a little less obvious with your storylines.

    • wellWellwell

      I also think so, hence the call from Kyle to Lisa, started the ball rolling.

  • BeckyGrey

    Ericka, Eileen and LisaR are all making this something to focus on LVP friend. This is coming from a women who says and wears the word “Cunnty”. Maybe Erica is jealous that her grand husband isn’t as attentive to her. I don’t know but we should not indulge this non sense.

    • JC

      I think this situation is like the Julia Roberts movie PRETTY WOMEN, when you are in an environment where you know what to expect, you know how to react. But when you’re in a social setting with old money and/or the rich and famous of BH, you expect better behavior (a little more class). You don’t expect someone to stick their hand up your dress and speak about your underwear or lack there of. It seemed as if they were condescending and needled Erika over long. Even knowing Erika was uncomfortable but still trying to maintain her cool, LisaV continued the rhetoric and Erika became defensive, which unfortunately ended up being directed towards Dorit. Well that’s my interpretation.

      • Maria

        LVP never stuck her hand up EJ’s dress. LVP was being playful, just like all the other women in previous years. All EJ had to say was ‘knock it off’. Nor did LVP continue the rhetoric. They all made comments, which I think was unnecessary. Nor do I think EJ flashed anyone. But but if she did, it was unintentional. I have noticed when she is Mrs. EG, she is very proper. She wasn’t playing EJ that night.

        • JC

          Well I’m sure we’ll find the truth of it in upcoming episodes.

  • Sky

    Last season she went full frontal. She was completly naked in front of her gays, camera crew and us viewers (bravo had to blur her tits and crotch!). This year she decided not to wear any underwear during public gathering. Now she feels “violated” because people are talking about her puss. She is a fucking hypocrite. Bitch please! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b6aa041e0ac6d6a4ad3f4d3c9d75faf288d6c2a62df5c568b30227afac2d2bd9.jpg

    • wellWellwell

      Thank you Sky!

    • SME-ShannonsGoldenChinHairs

      she has one long flat ass

      • wellWellwell

        It looks saggy too. It’s been through a lot….

        • SME-ShannonsGoldenChinHairs

          obviously. especially since she pays more attention to patting her puss than she does patting her ass.

    • bluebell

      I agree 100%. Not buying that she is a victim. Erika sickens me.

    • Monistat Puss

      ^^^THIS

    • Vogue

      Bitch please, indeed 😂😂

    • Karoline

      Yeah, WOW. That picture she is exposed completely. Her nipples were barely blurred out. Come on Erika. Is this really going to be a big deal between those two? I just can’t. Do they think we are all blubbering idiots. Well I know Rinna thinks we are.

  • Venus in Furs

    What a riveting storyline this year. 😛

    • Marsbars09

      LOL!

  • JC

    Yes, I would be upset if a frienenemie stuck her hand up my dress. LisaV would have been “devastated darlings,” if the shoe was on the other foot. I also didn’t hear Dorit say anything insulting at the gathering. Erika’s clap back was a little over the top. I think she was more embarrassed than shy. Also yes, if I watched a mature husband of a personal acquaintance talking about my hooha in a salacious manner, I would be upset. Dorit’s husband came as off as kinda pervy. I guess some men are never to old to make a fool of themselves over a pretty “pat-the-puss.”

    • bellota

      Yeah, LisaV putting her hand up her dress was the one thing that stuck out to me as being weird. The video angle makes it difficult to see if she actually did that, or just put her hand on her leg, but either way I think touching people, especially in private areas, is a boundary that should not be crossed, even if you are good friends. The rest of the banter was whatever and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. But if that happened to me, it would make me uncomfortable, whether or not I had underwear on.

    • Marsbars09

      Your commentary is spot on. I especially agree that Erika would not be comfortable in her husband’s distinguished social circle. I don’t think Erika is a people person and prefers to exist in the bubble of “Erika Jayne”.

  • Sky

    BTW It looks like LVP is the new Donald Trump – LVP grabbed Erika by the pussy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a272386da5c3cd6673240158f64d0e43a971b8f91f6d47d2c68f9ba95bc44bd9.jpg

    • wellWellwell

      On Display..On Display..Where’s Messy Gorga when we need a theme song..

      • Monistat Puss

        Pat the Puss would prefer we think of her as…wait for it…”Chic. C’est La Vie”.

        • the underground train

          The song that comes to my head when it comes to Erika is…wait for it…”Money can’t buy you class”

  • the underground train

    Maybe I am losing my hearing but when did Dorit and PK call Erika names? Didn’t PK say he liked the view? He didn’t say I wished she had put that crusty old thing away. If Erika was so offended by LVP putting her hand up her skirt why didn’t she say anything to LVP at that time? Even if British humor consists of thinly veiled insults why is Erika offended if the insults are not directed at her? PK was having a go at LVP not Erika. So many questions.

    • wellWellwell

      Twat-Gate tune in next week and the next and the next and the next..gawd make it stop!
      Erika loves people talking about her twat, she will teach it to speak next season..sigh

      • the underground train

        Aren’t you the one that coined struggle twat? If so I meant to tell you that was hilarious.

        • wellWellwell

          I did on the other site lol.. Such a big deal about nothing.

      • chacha1

        nothing like a twat that whistles

        • wellWellwell

          or you can sand old paint with.

        • Sandy Wood

          Or a bush that bites.

        • Monistat Puss

          Or a thirsty twat. The thirst is real with that one!

    • ScrappieONE

      Agreed and it’s not like Erika had to announce it to everyone.

    • Trippinhhard

      I remember Lisa V from the show Silk Stockings decades ago.. She always wore black pantyhoses and it was a show about sleuthing, she was the third character and I loved the show..She also did a few guest spots on other shows.. I think Erica forget her husband upon meeting Lisa and her husband for the first time.. He called her an alligator and she was a worthy opponent, Lisa took it as a joke and they had a nice dinner. He did tell Erika that he was speaking, he shut her down so quickly, like he would tell a child, to hush. The old saying goes”if you marry for money, you will earn every penny of it.. I’m also so sick of her talking about her Gay pals that on her payroll.. She can’t do anything for herself and checkmate none of those dancers that you were auditioning, doesn’t work for those big name Singers you were talking about, because if they were, they wouldn’t be auditioning for pat the sad ass pussy…

      • bluebell

        I agree. Love LVP. It’s ok for Erika’s husband to call LVP an alligator & worthy opponent, but God forbid someone make a joke about Erika. The one who likes to use the “C” word. Get over yourself Erika.

        • Trippinhhard

          I agree with you, another Lisa R. She can dish it out but she can’t take it, when it’s directed to her.. I don’t know of anyone who would just announce, ole by the way I’m not wearing panties. Kyle had just left her house, she voukd have changed out her panties, but again anything for attention…

      • Chickpea16

        I thought Lisa was a good sport about the alligator comment. She could of made more of it at the reunion but was very gracious about it.

        • Marsbars09

          ITA! Hi Chick!

          • Chickpea16

            Happy Holidays, Mars. Got all your shopping done?

          • Marsbars09

            Yes! And Happy Holidays to you too!
            Are you all done with your shopping?

          • Chickpea16

            Yes. Just need to wrap.

        • Monistat Puss

          She has been a good sport about most things thrown at her. The other’s just can’t friggin’ take it. There is no worthy opponent for her on that show. Such dumbasses.

        • Trippinhhard

          IKR according to what I read she could barely get a word in, because Rhinna was yelling and controlled the reunion and Eileen is still awaiting an apology she will never get…Kyle as usual, never steps in to help Lisa at no time, when the arrows were being shot from all direction.. we all know Yoliedo was loving it all, because she really dislikes Lisa period point blank..Yoliedo wanted that lifestyle show so badly, along with playing at and mouse with her made up illness.. I still say those leaky balls on her chest could cause all the conditions she was having.. Then having a$200.00 a hour, non medical person acting as a nurse.. Then the old and the useless stuffing 40 or more pills down Her throat
          with no food in her stomach..

    • JC

      Maybe Erika initially said it in an attempted to indirectly call LVP out on her use of thinly disguised insulting British humor. I feel LVP is not only holding onto residual anger for Lipsa and Elieen, but also for Erika. I think Erika can sense LVP’s distain. LVP may be attempting to keep her anger on the down low because Erika was last seasons fan favorite.

      • Trippinhhard

        Lisa will have a job anyway it flows, but British people are a lot like most southerners.. We say crude shit to your face and keep it moving.. Now if Joe blow comes and say I heard what you said, then you told someone else, because I went to the horse and if the horse talks, then so be it..

    • bluebell

      I agree. PK was joking with LVP & it was funny. No offense taken. Only Erika who wants attention. She is so boring.

    • Monistat Puss

      The same reason that ED didn’t shut Lisa down right away about the affair – to create drama and AGAIN try and make LVP a jerk and take her down. Stale. Stale. Stale.

      • the underground train

        Month old bread is not even this stale.

  • Jennymckitty

    Poor Erika. How devasted she must be. After years of putting her body on display for the world to see, how dare PK comment on it. She must feel violated. Good thing her minions Rinna and Eileen came to her defense with almost identical narratives. Here’s my question….why wear something so short and flowing without underwear just so you can spend the rest of the evening worrying how to cover yourself with a napkin or purse?

    • Marsbars09

      Cause she meant to do it.
      Hi Jenny! I hope you and your loved ones have a happy holiday and healthy new year.

    • bluebell

      I agree! She meant to cause a scene. She likes to get attention.

  • AM Hedly

    “I am a very shy introvert person” says pat the puss while flashing her pussy in front of Dorit’s husband and the TV-cameras. LMAO.

    • Marsbars09

      That’s what I’m saying. Erika knew exactly what she was doing with her old, nasty ass.

  • Trippinhhard

    Isn’t that the same thing the pussy patter did with Lisa last year.. Yoliedo was in her ear and she told the other blond to be aware of Lisa.. All these bitches act like they’re so classy and on the other hand brag about being half naked.. Give me a break, I woukd never tell anyone if I didn’t wear underwears, but that’s never happen.. I wear my Flexees by J C Penny because they smooth all the extra fat down, at least 2-3 inches.. I wouldn’t be caught without them.. Now we all know of women who don’t wear panties, but they don’t make an announcement regarding it.. Attention much, GTFOOH you were looking for what you got.. As my sister would say, I didn’t wear this tight ass, short dress with heel, for nothing, I want everyone to see me.. Yes that’s who she was.. These women are from bad to worse with all this petty BS.. I know this is just a show and they have to make something out of nothing.. Give it a break Erika, you achieved your goal..

    • Marsbars09

      Speak the truth Samra! I just commented Erika knew exactly what she was doing when she went to the White party panty less. However, LVP shouldn’t have reached under her dress.
      One of these days LVP is going to cross the wrong one and she won’t like what she receives.

      • Trippinhhard

        Now I would slapped Lisa’s hand and not very nicely.. She had no business reaching under Erika dress at all.. She wouldn’t like it if anyone did that to her..
        I’m also sick of seeing her with those damn dogs, nothing grated on my nerves as much as the Party at Paul and Adrienne house when the let that dog drink from their expensive glasses.. He, her dog and Ken would have gotten kicked out of my house…Those glasses probably cost 1K or more and to let a dog drink out of, oh hell to the no.. I have a friend who was invited to a dinner part at our house, with her dog, and I politely told her you can’t come in here with your dog, because I have allergies.. Bitch knew that but she thought I was going to let it slide.. Hell no, I wouldn’t have been able to enjoy our party, they my husband and I spent the day arranging and cooking everything ourselves…

        • Marsbars09

          Hell to the naw, to the naw, naw, naw would I allow animals to drink or eat from my expensive dinnerware. I swear, Ken and Lisa act like entitled pricks. If they allow their dogs to eat off of other people’s dinnerware you bet your bottom dollar they allow their animals to eat off of theirs. Yuck!

          • chacha1

            I hate when people say that dogs mouths are cleaner than humans, ahhhh that is the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard, I do not lick my ass then kiss someone but dogs do …… YUK

          • Trippinhhard

            I know of plenty of people that treats their pets better than a human being.. I’m
            not saying Lisa and Ken don’t help out the less fortunate, but it doesn’t compare to how they treat those pets.. I understand that people loves their pets like their children.. I’ve seen a poor ass bitch spend $5K for her dog to have surgery, but she couldn’t pay her bills.. I like animals, but my allergies don’t allow me to be in their company for long at all. I start sneezing and breathing something awful..Its not worth going to get a shot from the energency room, orafter hour clinic..

          • Marsbars09

            Girl ain’t that a trip how people value the lives of their animals over their own and other humans? It seems these days you would get in more trouble killing an animal than a human.

          • Trippinhhard

            That’s the truth, but I never had a pet worth 5K to spend on surgery,when my bills aren’t paid. They use animals, especially like they are accessories like a handbag… I’m going to lose what’s left of my pea brains..

        • chacha1

          Oh gawd you are so right and now LVP is walking around with another big fat hairy ugly assed dog and bringing it everywhere…. we get it LVP you love animals but enough is enough and you would never cross my threshold with those dogs

          • Marcy Scrot

            That’s why I call Ken the puppy toter. Seems to be his occupation.

          • Trippinhhard

            I agree with you, I have too many issues and allergies toballiw that to happen..
            People know you have medical issues with furs and fuzz from animals, but they still try and get by you and I don’t accept an invitation from no one with a house dogs or cats…

      • Monistat Puss

        Actually, I think Lisa would laugh it off. Several cast member, if mamary serves, have fondled her boobs throughout the seasons, and she has slapped their hands away and moved on. She picks her battles wisely, not over stupid crap like this. Before you jump all over me; not saying she is perfect and doesn’t poke, but she take a prodding and poking better than anyone on that show.

        • Marsbars09

          I have no problem with your comment.

    • chacha1

      Erika and Yolanda do not belong in Beverly Hills, Erika talks about her cunty and Yolanda talks about worms falling out her ass ……. no class, white trash

      • Trippinhhard

        You’re so right, they really act worse than poor white trash.. Let me tell you this I’ve seen with these 2 eyes or 4 with my glasses on, that their husband would sleep with poor white trash, because they aren’t trying to act like they are not who they are.. They leave with their bills money plus extra..

    • Monistat Puss

      I believe it was Yo’s first or second season that Lisa played with the zipper on the back of Yo’s dress and Yo said “Don’t, I’m not wearing any underwear.” They all laughed and moved on – no big deal. Except that Yo was standing and flash her twat for the world to see. Stupid storyline for stupid broad.

      • Trippinhhard

        I don’t recall her flashing her twat to be seen.. I recall her telling Ken don’t touch her and something to the effect that he was stupid or something..

  • RAW

    We see your agenda, Lisa, Eileen, Erika. That’s why I don’t believe you mean the things you say, other than to jab at Lisa and her friends.Who have done nothing to you and seem to have No agenda.You haven’t changed at all, you are all really stupid, and reaching into vile territory.

    • the underground train

      Most people believe that producers or production put these women up to these stupid shenanigans. Production comes up with the story lines and the housewives are to follow suit. So the real question is who did LVP piss off on the production staff for them to keep on going after her and now a friend of hers?

      • RAW

        I would like to know that, too.

      • chacha1

        good question

      • Monistat Puss

        I have a sneaking suspicion that she is not one to suffer fools well, and doesn’t always do what production wants her to do. Hence, the HausenMausen debacle of last season. They need to hire some new blood behind the scenes of these shows, because they keep rehashing the same garbage in different wrapping every time. LVP is not perfect to say the least, but this “takedown LVP” horse manure is so stale. They need to move on from this mess.

        • the underground train

          Yes!

  • Marsbars09

    Erika is one of the biggest hypocrites in Housewives history. If Erika isn’t careful she may find herself ostracized from the group. She can’t make a career out of showing her naked bod and act all prissy because someone made a comment about her hooha. She knew exactly what she was doing when she showed up at the party without underwear.

    • bluebell

      ITA! And she is 1 that likes to use the “C” word. I call BS!

    • chacha1

      she is an attention HO and wants everything to be about her

    • Monistat Puss

      This rocket-scientist’s debut last season had her naked, pixelated cooch all over national television and now she chooses to be offended?! GTFOH!

  • Karoline

    Nobody seemed ” devastated”. Ridiculous. Erika wants it to be a ” big deal”.

    • the underground train

      So glad you said that. I was like “who was devastated?” Team only person who would be devastated is the one in charge of her laundry/ wardrobe. He is she is probably like “Oh no there is Pasadena puss juice all over this dress!”

      • Karoline

        LMAO. Good point.

      • Rain_Cloud_1891

        Omg!!! Lmao!!!!! #Dead 😂😂😂😂

      • Monistat Puss

        As I said on another post. All that’s there is a giant petrie dish of yeast. Nasty!

    • AM Hedly

      Yes, she wants her pussy to be her story line, because she is sooo shy and introvert and finds it hard to get friends and to trust people, that’s why her pussy does the talking.

      • sideof Sour Cream

        lol! good one!

        • AM Hedly

          Thank you 🙂

    • chacha1

      Erika and her trashy ass is stinking up Beverly Hills ….. take your boys and hit the road you toad with a wig

  • Lyon

    Erika is such a pill. It just sucks that we have to endure another season of her garbage.

    • AM Hedly

      She is so fake it is sort of entertaining in a freak show way, especially to watch her portray her self as shy and introvert while flaunting her vagina in front of the camera and PK. She still wants to be seen a a women with class, that is the hilarious part.

    • Chickpea16

      Erika seems to have no sense of humor and takes herself too seriously.

  • bluebell

    I call BS on Erika 2! Can’t stand her. She is making a mountain out of a joke. Sorry, but she’s not a victim. Love the humor or LVP, Dorit, & Kyle. Dorit is right: people need to lighten up.

  • T’s Martini Lounge

    Please don’t let this be the theme of the entire season. Will I wish to have Yolanda back and hear her whine about Lymes Disease and cry about Munchausens?

    No.

    But I don’t want to hear about Cooter Gate either!

    • Monistat Puss

      I’m afraid this is shaping up to be the “apology gate” of the season, or as LVP calls is “Knickergate”. Such a shame. I had such high hopes. That’s what you get when the numb nuts at Bravo insist on re-casting thin-skinned, vapid bores time and again. And I will never wish for YoHaFoHa back.

      • PCpolice

        OMG, your username’s the Cat’s Meow!!! LOL

  • Chickpea16

    Great recap, Terri. A lot of common sense. IMO Erika may have let PK have a peek in hopes he might represent her down the road. PK face was pretty red. Why Erika is angry at jokes LVP made about herself is really dumb.

  • chacha1

    Erika is a cunty arrogant back stabbing bitch who is so frustrated with changing diapers for her husband she now has a bad attitude for any couple who are happy and committed, that gold digging white trash who was never a mother to her son has to face her come around sooner or later

    • Monistat Puss

      SNAP!

    • PCpolice

      #TellingItLikeItIs….BAM!!!

  • Karoline

    Wasn’t Lisa R clutching her pearls after she saw Erika’s video, while at the winery? I can’t even imagine what she said. Now Lisa R is concerned about pk and dorit’s conversation? I’m going to have to re watch that, because I really don’t recall it being terrible.

  • Snarky gal

    I imagine she knew her hubby was mad as hell that she flashed his paid for pussy to PK. This is why she is making s big deal out of it. Her husband is not happy she did that at all

    • Marsbars09

      Well, I don’t know what Grandpa would expect with Erika’s alter ego.

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    If you don’t want your aging snatch discussed, don’t announce to a mixed crowd, on national tv that you aren’t wearing any underwear.
    When Ericka sings “Pat the Puss” we don’t think she is talking about her cat. Why bring attention to something you do not want discussed?!?
    Stop whining C**ty. You flashed someone else’s husband & now you have to deal with the backlash.

    • CB

      Perfectly Said.. this woman is obnoxious.. and delusional.. she can’t have it both ways..

      • BetteDavisEyez1

        Thank you. There is no such thing as a refined skank. You are either/or.

        • MidwestMiddie

          This show has hit rock bottom and without having Brandi around.
          Who’d have guessed it? : (

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Honestly. Brandi would actually be the perfect adversary for Pat the Puss.
            Which one has less fucks to give?!? LVP would have a field day stirring that pot. LOL!!

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! I would have loved to have seen a Brandi vs. Erika saga.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Drunkered Brandi sitting on grandpap’s lap & taunting Ericka. Ericka pretending she is fine with it.
            If Brandi had been there during pantygate, she would have been the one to lift Ericka’s skirt for everyone to see. That one is completely off her rocker, especially when drunk. LOL!!

          • Marsbars09

            Brandi would have turned this season on it’s ear. 😅

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            For sure.😈

          • chacha1

            Brandi (good riddance) is very close to Yolanda so that makes her friends with Erika, they all came out of the same dumpster

          • chacha1

            and then told Erika to go F herself and throw wine in her face …..

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            I would prefer she gave C**ty the slap she gave LVP.

          • chacha1

            I thought her, Yolanda and Brandi are BFF’s and that is how Tommy Dead Salami made his wise crack about LVP being an alligator, he had to overhear those hags gossiping

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            How are you, Middie?!? Happy Holidays.

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Interesting theory. Well, it’s only ep 2 … it’s sure to pick up (although it is disturbing to learn that PantyGate is apparently going to rule all season .. ugh~!

          • the underground train

            Actually it is episode 3

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Thank you episode policewoman ma’am …. could you please let me off with just a warning? *hands up

          • the underground train

            No. You get a full citation. Now don’t let me catch you doling out incorrect episode numbers again 😉

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Hmmm, you’re very good with these handcuffs. Can I borrow them?

          • the underground train

            Only if you are just as good with them.

  • Monistat Puss

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Put on some underwear and quit your whining.

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    This is OT … not that I’m judging; I’m just curious … I’ve heard several references to Erikunty’s wigs this season, and now I’m wondering; is that a lace front wig she’s wearing in the accompanying pic for this piece? It looks kind of RuPaul-ish.

    • Sandy Wood

      I don’t know about wigs, but I took a look and I must say, she has a far better forehead than Teresa G.

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Well sweetie, Dr. Zira has a larger forehead than Tre.

    • Kissme

      She wears wigs? That makes sense, I just assumed she had a lot of filler (hair clips).

  • laura

    For Erika to be insulted just means she is delusional! She is one of the crudest women ever on the show except Brandi came close.All her patt the puss nonsense and cunty talk. what a hypocrite but no…… lets get mad at Lisa for putting her hand on your leg because we all know it wasn’t up your dress! Maybe you should pad that puss and stop patting it so much vulgar girl.

    • chacha1

      the only difference between low class trash Erika and low class trash Brandi is one has money,

  • Darris

    Where there hell is Eden? Cause I need some drama that isn’t so thin and producer driven. Y’all really expect me to believe Kyle just happened to call Erika for panties and Lisa just happened to stick her hand up Erika’s dressing exposing her sugar walls to Doritos husband. Girl bye.

  • sideof Sour Cream

    She’s using this false outrage in order to point out that Vanderpump is old. She’s upping the insult by saying it’s not nice to make fun of a woman who is too elderly to understand.
    It’s kind of brilliant actually.

  • Sky

    I read LA Times Hot property blog and look what I found:

    “So last summer the singer-songwriter, who stars on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” leased a 1,600-square-foot apartment in Hollywood. She brought on interior designer Roxy Sowlaty to transform it from a “brown, oatmeal and really depressing space” into a Hollywood Regency-inspired city retreat.

    “My philosophy is glitz, glamour, love, fantasy, escape, and I wanted there to be a lot of that in this room,” Jayne, 47, said.”

    My two cents:
    1. she rented an aprtment… hmm… trouble in paradise?!
    2. I thought she is 45. Liar?

    • MaeMae Foto

      Yes.. and why did she leave her child to come alllll the way to California, why not try New York, would have been closer to her child. Maybe the old saying “if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere” didn’t work for her. THey would have seen right through her. Oh and she’s offended…but her comment to Lipsa last season about the Strap on and Harry HAMli. Wasn’t offensive?

    • chacha1

      She is a liar on the same level of The Pig in the Wig Kim Zolciak who has been 38 for 10 years now

  • WMK

    I’ve come to the conclusion that only the British could attend any of my families functions, our humor would be far worse than what these women complain about. On occasions I haven’t worn panties (let’s not pretend we haven’t at least once gone without them) and for Christmas and my birthdays I must have recieved 40 pairs. Because it is hilarious.
    You could walk into one of our events with the best of everything and if one things is out of place you’ll be getting pounced on at least every holiday for the rest of the year. These women are tame by comparison.