‘RHOA’ Recap: A Bomb Threat Rattles Phaedra Parks!

Posted on Dec 5 2016 - 1:41am by Dani-K

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We begin this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta on a serious note. Another unarmed black man has been shot by police and Phaedra is on the phone with her mentor, Congresswoman Frederica Wilson, discussing what they’re going to do about it. The Democratic National Convention is coming up and the two decide to organize a special meeting while there. 

Porsha stops by Phaedra’s house dressed in her poolside pageant wear and Phaedra fills her in on the DNC. Porsha is going, too. Frick and Frack Do Philly! They briefly talk about helping Phaedra get her freak back, then Phaedra shades the future First Lady by saying her speech cannot have a “Melania moment.” Also on the itinerary is a prison visit with Apollo to get her damn divorce already.

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Next up, is Kenya and she’s with wild-woman Cynthia. Chile, that hair. The girls are decorating sexy cakes and Kenya considers herself the black Martha Stewart. She’s going to make Matt a Gucci cake to go with the Gucci belt she bought him for his birthday. She’s planning a couple’s party – which is code for – you ain’t invited Cynthia. While decorating the cake, Kenya calls Kandi to invite her and further rub into Cynthia’s face that she is no longer a couple. 

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At the park, Sheree is having a heart-to-heart with her son, Kairo. Turns out, Kairo’s been partying like a rock star and went to jail for a DUI. Sheree was fit to be tied when she got the phone call from the slammer. But here’s Kairo’s version, you see, even though he smoked a fatty, he wasn’t under the influence. And even though he was drunk, he wasn’t pulled over for that, it was for an expired tag. Sheree wants this to be a wakeup call for Kario not to give the police any reason to shoot him. Kairo says he never thought this would happen to him. Sheree points out that many mothers whose kids were killed never thought it would happen to them either. Sheree decides to get Bob involved. Spoiler alert: big mistake!

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Kandi and Todd are over at the OLG restaurant, they are three months behind schedule, and burning through money. Peter stops by to offer his list of failures input and says Kandi and Todd are crazy to get into the restaurant business. After Kandi leaves, Peter tells Todd he and Cynthia have gone bust like one of his businesses. Todd wonders if he and Kandi are doing too much together and worries they could become like Peter and Cynthia. Peter tells Todd the difference is having a wife who doesn’t believe in you. Ouch!

Cynthia and Noelle are house hunting because Peter doesn’t want Cynthia to live in their house with another man. They view a six-bedroom house on the water, away from downtown, in a park-like setting that looks perfect for yoga and daily meditations. The house is more modern than Moore Manor and more chic than Chateau Sheree, but it doesn’t scream, I’m single and ready to mingle. But the house can be hers for $949,000. 

Frick and Frack are on their way to the DNC. Lookout Philly! Footage is shown of Oprah’s man Stedman speaking and scenes from the convention. Phaedra shines in her moment with the Congresswoman to discuss how to bridge the gap between African-American young men and the police. Trayvon Martin’s older brother Jahvaris Fulton explains there’s not a simple answer to solving this, but it starts with building relationships between community and police and banning semi-automatic weapons.

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Bob and Sheree are having they’re sit-down with Kario about the perils of pot. Bob, sweating heavily, explains that he’s pro-pot for medicinal and therapeutic reasons. Wrong answer Bob! Sheree’s eyes nearly bug out. Bob continues his philosophy and explains there’s a difference between getting high with your homies and getting high for pain relief. In other words, don’t pass the dutchie on the left hand side, just let is pass.

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Over at Kandi’s house, she’s complaining that Todd hasn’t showered, cleaned his balls, or changed clothes in three days. Mama Joyce stops by to announce a treat for her hard working daughter and the slacker Todd. At Kandi’s side house, Mama Joyce set up some sexy spa time with plenty of lube and sex toys. How awkward and weird sweet and thoughtful Mama Joyce is for setting this up for Kandi and Todd.

While Kenya is driving around she calls Cynthia to see what’s up. Cynthia tells Kenya she’s made an offer on the lake house. Kenya one-ups her by saying Matt is mad she posted a picture for #ThrowbackThursday of her and Jay Z back in the day. Matt threw a temper tantrum like some two year-old and Kenya hopes he gets over it in time for his birthday party, otherwise no cake or belt for him.

So back in Sexyville, Kandi struts in wearing lingerie and heels and Todd likey. Kandi lies down on a table while Todd rubs ice on her and paints chocolate on her donkey booty as they discuss how they are the only couple left, except for Matt and Kenya, and since that’s about to be over, they are the last couple standing. Congrats! The trophy will be mailed. Kandi says it’s time to take it to the bedroom and hopefully the cameras don’t follow.

Kenya’s couples-date is riding four-wheelers, however the guest of honor is a no-show. Matt went to visit his sister in California. And while he’s there, he needs to build a bridge and get over himself. After the dusty ATV rides, RL tells Kenya that a lot of men don’t want to be Stedman, but then again, I’m sure a lot of men do want to be Stedman. When Todd suggests they call Matt and sing happy birthday, Kenya says thanks, but no thanks.

Phaedra is on her way to the prison when she gets a phone call. She asks her driver to pull over so she can take the call which is weird because it’s like she knows it’s important because why else do this. The call is from Phaedra’s assistant informing her they’ve just received a bomb threat back at the office. Phaedra doesn’t know what to do so she calls her mama who calms her down. She and the boys are fine. They say a prayer to keep everyone safe.

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Back at the non-birthday party, Kandi gets a call from Carmen who tells her some guy showed up at Phaedra’s office with a grenade. But back with Phaedra, Apollo calls to check on her whereabouts. She’s right outside the prison about to come in and get her divorce, no matter who gets blown up.

Tune in next week when Mama Joyce throws more shade at Phaedra, and Kenya and Matt break up for reals (again).

 

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  • LuxLuxLux

    Kandi & Todd’s tv foreplay was unnecessary, there are other ways to advertise Bedroom Kandi – without including Mama Joyce! The bomb thing wasn’t as dramatic as the season teaser led us all to believe so what was the point of that! LOVED cynthia’s lake house. Imagine Leon in that outside shower… 😍

    • WeCouldBeHeroes

      Yeah – I didnt want to see the sex scene

    • Trippinhhard

      I think Leon is sexy, but he’s bisexual…I love the way the three of then was parenting Noell.. He never disrespected Cynthia marriage and told her to try and work it out..

    • Dani-K

      Seriously! Remember when Tamra and Eddie shot their bathtub scene and Eddie had to down a bottle of wine to get through it. So glad it wasn’t another one of those scenes!

  • Sunflower

    Just hope that Kairo keeps himself save… finishes College… and lands on his feet living happily ever after.
    Watching Sheree and Bob giving Kairo the “parental talk” was ….. hmmmm!

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    I dont believe that Fakedra gives a shit about black lives matter

    • BetteDavisEyez1

      As a black woman & a mother of 2 AA boys, I would think that she does. As well as Sheree.
      This issue is much deeper than this show.

      • warped

        Her boys have a white grandmother

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          What does that have to do with the price of potatos?!? You think the police give a damn about that?!?
          So, they are supposed to get a pass because they are only 75% black. SMDH
          They are little AA boys. One day they will be black men. The threat is real.

          • Trippinhhard

            They have a white grandmother but they are only 1/4 white and they are considered Black.. I’m white and yes the police stop and harass black men more than white men.. Now that’s just a fact, this is the very reason why nothing will change, because people don’t want to admit the truth, but the numbers don’t lie.. I know she loves her boys with everything in her.. Now all the things people say she’s done, some is true, but once again she never been arrested or convicted of anything.. Now she’s never been a favorite of mine, but I just call a spade a spade.. Joyce needs to stay out of other people business, since Kandi don’t want no one to say shit about her..

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Trippinhhard… Can you believe this?!? Regardless of how anyone feels about Phaedra as a person, she is a mom first.
            To say she doesn’t really give a damn about BLM or to say her sons have a white grandma is just going too far.
            The hate runs deep. It is very disturbing.

          • Gingertee

            African Americans are products of African heritage and other lineage, it started when slave owners started raping slaves. I’m trying to figure out when people started looking at us with percentages. It’s pathetic that anyone would question Phaedra’s love for her children because of who their grandmother is. Apollo considers himself a Black man with a White mother and Phaedra is raising 2 young handsome Black men (no percentages). To answer your questions Bette, nope, I can’t believe it and its sad.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Let the choir say AMEN!!
            What difference does it make if they have a white grandparent. Apollo is biracial & he considers himself a black man. Therefore, his sons are black. Point. Blank. Period.
            When the racist police(and I do not think all PO are racist) pull them over, they are not thinking hey he could have some white in him. IJS
            Edited to add: I just put the percentage as a way of saying them having a white grandparent doesn’t mean anything.

          • Gingertee

            I know 🙂

          • Trippinhhard

            Bette the hate in the south is just as deep as it was.. If the older people leaves the kids alone, they get along just find. But hate is something that taught to others, you don’t born that way at all..parents sit at the dinner table ad discuss how they feel about black people, but you have a black maid and cook.. You don’t know what she’s putting in your food.. That use to make me laugh.
            Also their husbands couldn’t wait til night, to go to the order side of the railroad track, looking for black women..Now I’m just telling you what I know..

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            That’s deep. We always tend to believe we are more progressive because we are from the north or from another country but it is all a part of our heritage. It is American history & it can not be denied.

          • Trippinhhard

            Now you Northern left truckloads of mixed children, because they raped the slaves, when they can to fight the war..To end slavery.. My father grew up on a plantation.. I just found out the name of it last year, Porche Plantation in Vacherie, La.. He was white, but he said they didn’t beat the slaves, but they raped the little teenage daughters or slept with the mothers, whenever they felt like it and the wives was sleeping with the field hands.. He did give them land and a house, with two of each animal to live off on..But he hated it, because it pit the slates against each other to survive..

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            So true. The Yankees hold their heads up because they fought to end slavery but they did damage as well.

          • Trippinhhard

            Oh yes but they did help to end slavery and it helped women to find their husbands back together because they would sell the male slaves to other plantations for a large sum of money..There’s nothing like a family being together again.. That’s what love really is Thur the good,bad and the uglythey kept hope alive..

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            I consider myself a yankee. I didn’t come up with the name myself, ofcourse but out of 4 grandparents 1 was born & raised here in the States.
            Yankee is a term of endearment that ppl from the island, West Indies or Sourh American call Americans.

          • Trippinhhard

            I’m 4 breeds of people.. Myfamily isall screwed up in heritage.. But we were taught to do venwho you arebecausGod make you this way. 1/8 black, 1/4 Cherokee Indian and white.. Blonde hair and sandy blonde hair isall we have in common.. Because none of us look alike. I was teased in school because I have a big butt and a small waist line,big pretty lips.. I never let that bother me because I was taught to love who God made you, you didn’t make yourself..

          • Gingertee

            Chicago is north, but it is the midwest. When i was in GA, they kept calling me a Yankee and that made me feel like I had stepped into Gone With The WInd (but I refuse to play the maid)

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            LOL!! I got it from my Jamaican friends. Apparently Americans are called Yankees.

          • Gingertee

            yes we are

          • Gingertee

            I lived in the ATL for 10 months and I was ready to go. TV shows aside, there were elements of the South that I had only seen on TV or read about still happening and I could not and did not want to relate and I live in Chicago, one of the most segregated cities (so that says a lot).

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Ten years ago my aunt & 5 daughters moved to GA. I must say it’s a nice place to visit but I’m not interested in living there.
            You know they always say oh you can get a nice house & land for what you pay here, but I’m a city slicker. Perhaps when I retire I may consider it.

          • Gingertee

            ditto

          • Gingertee

            very true

          • Trippinhhard

            It’s the truth, that’s all I’m about.. I will tell it on myself..

        • Gingertee

          So does that mean she loves them any less, she is still raising to young Black men and if nothing else on this show is real, that is

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Amen. Anyone can hate Phaedra for her persona on the show but at the end of the day, she is the mother of two AA boys that will one day be black men. To imply she doesn’t care is just ridiculous.
            This is what happens when we let our hatred towards a character on these shows dictate our feelings about them across the board.
            I have been accused of this unyielding hatred towards Dust Mop but I would never go this far. I call her out for her BS on the show just like Bethenny, Tamra & Brandi. But I would never LOL if someone tried to blow her up or claim she doesn’t really care about BLM if she were involved. This Phaedra hate is some whole other level shyt to me.

          • Gingertee

            Agreed. Folks can hate her but from what we see, she is one of the most involved mothers on the show. Hating on that makes no sense to me at all

      • WeCouldBeHeroes

        She just does it to make herself look good. She probably profits off her charities. FRAUDra

        • BetteDavisEyez1

          Okay. You don’t get it & you probably never will. Phaedra is a Mom 1st & foremost. If you can’t or don’t want to see that, then there is nothing I could ever say to convince you.

          • WeCouldBeHeroes

            We do get it. You don’t get that we’re not agreeing with you and that we know youre a Fakedra stan.

          • BetteDavisEyez1

            Aww come on WCBH… we are not really still doing the ‘Stan’ thing are we?!?
            Hate Phaedra or not. Who can’t deny that she loves her boys?!? You can call Phaedra a liar & even charge her with being the worst of ALL the HW. Even over the one that has been convicted of 41 counts of fraud(Teresa) or the one that participated in a cancer scam(Vicki) but to try & sum it up as just posters not agreeing with me & im just a “Stan” is juvenile. Step your game up dear.

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    RL of Next still fine

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Dont know about this Matt thing
    Matt seems like a bitch, but I wouldnt be surprised if Kenya did it on purpose to piss him off. There is no excuse to Matt’s abuse, but Kenya aint no innocent chick.
    She gets involved with the wrong people

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Porsha so stupid – this “I wanna a family” is just a storyline for the show

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    What punk gets angry at a pic from 20+ years ago. Perhaps Matt was already hooking up with that plastic surgery mess & used the post as an excuse to meet up with her.

  • Trippinhhard

    Ummm at least Bob was honest with his son and just told him to hold off on acting a fool.
    Yes they do give you weed for pain and nausea, had a prescription, but at the time I had one, you didn’t get high, it had no pcp I think that’s what it called.. That shit from your local pharmacy was $150 for a small brown envelope of it.. My husband at the time said baby I could get you an ounce for that much money..

    • JustSayin

      Did you mean it had no THC? PCP is a completely separate drug that people sometimes lace marijuana with, and that shit is bad news. It’s the type of shit that makes people spazz out with super strength, or think they can fly so they take a header off a bridge or something.

      • Trippinhhard

        Thank you JustSayin,I don’t know much about drugs, but I know the pharmacy was a rip off. I didn’t even get a buzz off that prescription crap.. But that purple haze my ex got me stop the nausea and the stomach cramps. I had been shitting and throwing up for six months.. I lost 60 lbs, because I couldn’t keep anything down.. I was end ad out of the hospital so many times.. Theyfinallyfoud outi had H
        Pylori…

  • Sunflower

    Great Recap… on point.
    Such a coincidence that Phae was on her way to see Apollo in Prison on the same day of the bomb thread.
    Funny she had a Black/White jumpsuit on… depicted in movies as prison gear.
    Her mother was safe with the 2 boys which was the best outcome of this Bomb debacle.

    • Dani-K

      Thanks Sunflower! Let me tell you this was a challenge. Usually I like to crack jokes, but his was a serious topic so I tried to be respectful.

      • Sunflower

        So true… their were some serious topics in this episode.
        Your blog was professionally written, feeling your empathy throughout.
        I had to read it a few times… Well Done!

  • Thomas Crane

    I had to turn this episode off the second Phaedra said “Another unarmed black man was shot by the police?”. I honestly think that call was staged. She was just acting with the phone as a prop. I can’t stand her pandering to political causes, just drives me nuts. Her being at the DNC wasn’t a political statement as much as it was her trying to make connections. I hope she runs for office because there is so much dirt on her. “Phaedra Parks claims she’s honesty but she can’t even tell the truth about her due date, or her divorce from her convicted felon husband.”

    • WeCouldBeHeroes

      Fraudra

    • Sunflower

      The BLM Cause is a very serious issue – constant murders of unarmed black men by police officers -!!
      What irks me about Phaedra is her attempt to capitalize on this Cause which is appaling.
      This movement need serious individuals to help change the laws in regard to BLM related convictions.
      Her pandering and self aggrandizing persona to promote her own political aspirations is disgraceful.
      You got it right… “acting with her phone as a prop”.
      I couldn’t have said it better.

    • CNN

      I agree 100%. Phaedra is an opportunist, using the BLM movement to further her own agenda. Also, Phaedra has conned many people and has gang ties. She’s no angel.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      It makes me crazy. If it wasn’t for Sheree, I wouldn’t watch this mess. I hate when they drag political causes into this show.

    • RonnieRIB

      PREACH!!!!! I fast forward thru her scenes….

  • WeCouldBeHeroes

    Did her mentor get re-elected? Was she up for election?

    • RonnieRIB

      And what is so funny is her mentor isn’t from her own state of Georgia rep…but she is sooo connected…#LyinAzz

  • Trippinhhard

    I don’t recall who I was talking with regarding Kandi and Block..well there’s an article about the exwife story and Kandi knew he was married…Rador online

  • CNN

    Very sad the way Phaedra is raising her boys. She uses color of your skin as an excuse for committing crime and turning it around to benefit herself is disgusting. She should be ashamed of herself.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      Phaekdra is a low information wannabe “activist” who loves to play the victim and is indeed hellbent turning her boys into F-ed up young men with the proverbial chips on their shoulders. Someone should ease her mind and let her know that as long as her boys don’t resist arrest (when they’re caught breaking the law) let alone try to kill a cop, they’ll survive just fine in this mean ol’ world. She’s off to a real good start by breeding with a known repeated felon in the first place. Sheree is just as bad, but fortunately hers is already grown enough to tell her to save her 1960’s mentality for her own generation, although he seems as “off” as his wonky-eyed so called dad. The LAST thing he needs is to be doing is frying his brain on weed …. j/s.

      • CNN

        Well said.

      • rb18

        Maybe someone she should tell them to avoid Stanford University, where they allow certain young men, who are not Black to rape girls passed out by dumpsters and get a slap on the wrist. While a young lady life is torn apart! It’s not anyone who can get a 3 months sentence for committing felony rape. Because it might mess up their life. I think Phaedra is doing a fine job pointing out how the criminal Justice System really works. Had Brock been one of her sons he would be in prison! Someone should tell you to save that 1950’s Southern propaganda that your parents taught you for your private conversations! Oh, I already did!

        • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

          Try to keep up sweetie; there are more black mens in the slammer (per capita) because more black men commit crimes, and it’s as simple as that. Maybe you can find a surgeon in your charity network ObamaCare@ to have that chip on your shoulder surgically removed.

          • rb18

            Try to refrain from using those old Ronald Reagan 1980’s propaganda talking points your parents taught you! Haven’t enough of us Black women taken your jobs by now, or do we need to continue to dominate your sad behinds as we do in every earned degree status?

            I make much too much loot to qualify for Obama Care “Sweetie”! If I did not, my spouse Air Force D.O. D. position would suffice nicely. Where does Jim Bob work, at the nearest Walmart?

            But this is what we do know Becky, since you live in a “RED STATE”, I take care of you. Every Red State receives it’s Welfare Check from the Federal Government.

            All of them get back way more in revenue than they pay into the General Fund! What that amounts to is you are all on Welfare and Obama Care. So of course you know about those chips.

            Interesting, I had no idea, I just thought that was Red Neck genetics that made you act so atrocious. At any rate “sweetie” you and yours have been feeding at the Federal Government watering trough for decades!

            As far as crime goes. Whites commit 69% of all Violent Crime in America. Whites use more drugs, are more addicted, and overdose, more than any other race in America. You lead in addictions of all drugs! Now isn’t that a hoot!

            Among college rapes, you are in the lead, SWEETIE. So it seems good old Brock was just following the norm! So HONEY CHILD, why don’t you sat on your front porch, dream of the good ole days in the Antebellum South and Sip on that Tea!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Nice try … you need to ejakate yourself on the meaning of the term PER CAPITA (blacks make up only 13% of the population), so your stats are completely out the window. More black men die at the hands of EACH OTHER in Chicago every weekend alone than they do by ANY white men, including the police. Besides, you need to calm down mista sista …. being a gay man, I basically AM a black woman too. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f3ee53964917c285474c068b23616c8ffd1994eea7750bdbf8f46d8f2c65bc22.jpg

          • rb18

            I could care less who you are. You can be one of Ru Paul trans cast mates, or a Kathy Griffin look alike! Evidently you have been taught to impose stereotypes when it come to Black people. A sustained bigot is like bad ass comedian who only thinks he funny.
            Once he gets on stage, you can’t get him off. Until you tell him his jokes stink, and boo him off the stage! So you can be a gay black man or a little racist white girl, with the mentality of Dylan Roof. It makes no difference, your ignorance is just as astounding!

            Anyone with any level of independent knowledge know the FBI Crime Stats have been skewed for years. Black Crime is over represented and White Crime is under represented. If you introduce flawed numerical information you get false per capita, percentages. In all related crime categories!

            Blacks and whites who commit the very same crimes are often charged differently and given different sentences. White adults many times are not charged or they are given probation.While Blacks are sent to jail.

            More whites die of overdoses every day. Whites sale more drugs everyday and break into more houses, cars, rob more banks, kill more white people.

            So you point would be what? I see two criminal elements engaging in crime! Whites do the same thing as any other humans, good or bad! They are no better than any other culture. They bankrupted the whole country!

            White teens commit more crimes than Black teens. But if you are a white teen you get a diversion program. Black teen get convicted. Black neighborhoods are heavily policed yet whites sell more drugs in their homes.

            So don’t tell me anything about Per Capita Crime. The research done looked at how the FBI gather data to compile the total crime stats, including initial charges. It was found to be bias!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            I don’t mean to be rude, but do you really think I’m even remotely interested enough to take the time to read whatever the fck you wrote? Nice chatting and don’t call me, I’ll call you.

          • rb18

            Clearly we agree on something. Getting dumb, Sh..tty little white racists together is not a job, it’s an adventure! Call you kkk therapist, dear!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Hmmm mmmm … such hate (and on Christmas!) … some pimp must have really slapped you around, po’ thang. But looky here, you’re now a strong, proud militant black woman, but instead of attacking white folk people online, you should harness that rage and put it to use in your ailing community …. now go get’em shugga!

          • rb18

            No honey that’s what you call checking a little racists white twit! Clearly Obama already threw you your bones. Evidently you were busy munching bones and swallowing on other things! We know you are quite familiar with those urban areas, especially the “Back Alleys”, Shugga!!!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Hmmm mmm … gurl you ain’t got to worry (until I come for your man). Hahahaha

          • rb18

            Sweetie he is not into artificial a..es, he is partial to Milk Chocolate. vanilla makes him vomit and scratch. He don’t do street walkers or hang around trailer parks. It looks like that leaves you OUT! Keep trolling, maybe the drunk over in the hood might be availible for ya! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Oh no you di’nt! … You don’t know, maybe your huzbin’ be down with the swirl or maybe he’s into chix with dix. Oh well, I guess that counts me out, so you don’t need to fret; he’s safe.

          • rb18

            Oh, yes I did! Your wack behind was never counted in! Disqualified, Discounted, and Displaced!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            Let’s leave my “behind” outta this … I ain’t doin’ no back door boogie! (not unless he buys be dinner first) … * (((snaps)))

          • rb18

            You don’t even qualify for the “Doogie Bag” that I bring home for the pooch! “Real Men” are not interested in a beat up, abused masculine “behind” that’s been rehabbed and moved the damaged department! Every man does not fly in the baggage car! Some will make sure you take a ride to the E.R. #know your subject!

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            So what you’re saying is I’ve been marked down! I feel like Better Midler.

          • rb18

            LOL, you’re off the hook! Truce?

          • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

            You’re fun to spar with … hope to see you commenting on RHOA. The season seems to be picking up!

          • rb18

            A pleasure, and your sparing ain’t shabby! Yes, RHOA cast is spilling the midnight tea. Mama Joyce has gone undercover looking like a discount version of “where in the world is Carmen Santiago”! They are not throwing Shade over there, they’re throwing Hatchets. So it should get interesting from here. Sure I will see you. Take Care!

  • CNN

    Cynthia’s modern lake house is gorgeous. Much nicer than Kenya’s.

    • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

      They’re similar, but actually very different styles. Cynthia’s is much more rustic and “craftsmen” style (befitting for it’s lake surroundings) while Kenya’s is very sleek, streamline, and modular (rather unique for such a ‘woodsy’ setting). I love them both too, but if I had to choose I’d probably go for Cynthia’s more practical casual elegance. It’s interesting that apparently, ATL’s real estate market is similar to mine here in STL. because I was guessing Cynthia’s was indeed right around $1M before her agent even told us. I would guess Kenya’s is probably in the $1.2-3M range (being closer to town).

      • RonnieRIB

        Agreed..Im happy for BOTH ladies…well done

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    Helloooooooo… why would Phakedra need to have her DRIVER pull over so she can take a telephone call re: the bomb threat? Especially since she drives all over Atlanta talking on the phone while she’s behind the wheel.

    • Dani-K

      Winner of Most Staged Moment!

    • RonnieRIB

      exactly!!!! So fake…

  • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

    Another episode so forgettable that I don’t even have a comment. Maybe I’ll get some inspiration reading through the posts. You can tell that even Andy knows the seasons sux so far, despite his (phony) enthusiasm by constantly assuring us “how good it’s going to get!”. Unfortunately, I’m almost at the point of not caring.

    • RonnieRIB

      I think this season is great….I do not miss Moose…

      • AnEnigmaWrappedIn$nark

        Really? Well I’m not out (yet) … it just HAS to get better! I’m not missing NeNe either, but I am kind of missing NAYNAY.

  • RonnieRIB

    SheBroke trying to give her son advice on how not to be a felon is like that Subway dude teaching in preschool…Gurl bye…we all remember your mugshot from Cleveland for stealing some damn jeans…

    And Bob is just foolish….