Yolanda Hadid Attacks Lisa Vanderpump’s Character “Be A Woman Other Women Can Trust”

Posted on Apr 6 2016 - 3:45pm by BeachSpin

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Last night brought us to one episode away from wrapping the regular season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The drama is reaching a feverish, though ridiculous pitch, as the women travel back to the states for one final showdown.

Viewers watched fan favorite, Lisa Vanderpump be verbally pummeled into the deck of a yacht, and Yolanda Foster picnic at home, with Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards. Yolanda touts a deep friendship with the duo dismissed from Bravo’s 90210, due to raging addiction and fan rejection. Yolanda posted a mini lecture on her Instagram last night, telling her followers how she feels.

❤️Truth always prevails………. #RHOBH @bravotv

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It appears that someone is jealous that she wasn’t overseas to indulge in the gang-up of the season. Pretty feisty for a sick woman, struggling to recover. A “loyal tribe” and “honest” are two words that cannot coexist in Yolanda’s vocabulary, when proclaiming her lofty requirements for a friend. Yolanda has taught us that a loyal friend is one who does not question, doubt, or disagree with one syllable of her self-important lectures, or carefully created reality. Yolanda wants no whispering behind her back, but allows only salutes of Lyme-solidarity to her face. WHO is she kidding?

Yolanda hates private chatter, so she needs to explain what SHE was doing, every time she powwowed with her obedient pal, Brandi. Yolanda should have her own “loyal tribe” membership revoked.

One last thing—what kind of grown woman uses the word “haters” while trying to make an adult and valid point? Evidently, only lyme kool-aid fans   pass the muster with Yolanda Hadid, the barefoot warrior of all things loving and true. Yolanda probably adored the “honest” pounding on Lisa, and even Rinna and Eileen’s ridiculous, contrived manipulation theories. It’s a shame that fans, aka “haters,” see right through the web of polluted nonsense.

 

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  • chacha1

    Yolanda needs to get a job and stop listening to her BFF who is drunk and a lying trouble maker by the name of Brandi Skankville ….. Yolanda took everyone down and chased away all of David’s A list friends because she had to have that HO at her dinner parties where BrandiHo insulted Babyface and his wife and then went on to ask Babyface and David to compose a song about finger banging …… those 3 slugs in the Park Brandi, Yolanda and Kim deserve each other and will always be F list celebrities ….. eat your beans and your seeds Yolanda and make sure you always have Brandi and Kim by your side, you all deserve each other

  • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

    This pontificating bitch is insufferable. When is she going to realize that her life is a shit show no one wants to see and take her own damn advice. She’s the one always whining about people leaving her. Well, Sourpuss Lemon, it’s because you’re a BITCH!

    • chacha1

      Twenty times a bitch and she thinks she is all that, no one but low class trash wants to be around her flat stank ass

      • twifan2

        She can wear her ‘crown’ proudly on another show! 🙂
        ***

        • MidwestMiddie

          ROFL

      • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

        I still laugh thinking about how she takes pictures of those snowshoe feet because she thinks they’re aristocratic or some such BS. This is one delusional peasant girl. Money can’t buy ya class! I think I’ll watch my girl LuAnn tonight after all. LOL!

        • chacha1

          hahahahaaaaaa those are some big honkin feet and for some reason she is always taking pictures of those honkers …… she really is a smelly looking skeeze isn’t she

  • twifan2

    So she’s saying LisaV is woman, since clearly YoMunchies isn’t.
    It does describe LisaV. 🙂

    • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

      And she says the truth prevails. Mmmkay, well, there’s Sour Lemon, and there’s LVP. Yep, she’s not the woman above, Lisa is!

      Sour Lemon has plenty of “HATERS” on her Twitter and Instagram. Alternate universe.

      • chacha1

        I hope the twitter ‘birds’ are blasting Yolanda, Eileen and Rinna

        • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

          They haven’t left Eileen alone since the show started last night! LOL!

          • Mags

            Hi Foxy……that is so true. They have been relentless 😉

          • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

            Hey Mags! Then it started all over again when Lisa’s blog came out. She ripped Eileen a new one!

          • chacha1

            Hey Foxy is she deleting all the negative comments like she usually does?

          • Mags

            Lisa V has sent out so many 💓 To say thank you on Twitter I’ve lost count 😉

          • chacha1

            Good to know 🙂

          • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

            There are plenty out there. If she’s deleting she’s working overtime!

          • twifan2

            Bet she developing a bad case of carpel tunnel! 🙂

          • twifan2

            Yep! 😀

          • MidwestMiddie

            EXCELLENT!

  • TartLemon

    STFU Munchie! GO AWAY!

    Every single episode is ruined for me with Yolanda’s munchieness. Thank goodness for fat forward. Bravo, please give Yolanda her own show so I can completely ignore her like I do Kim Z.

    • chacha1

      I would prefer that Yolanda just slithers away with her beans and her seeds and her weekly colonics never to be seen or heard from again …..

  • sideof Sour Cream

    This bitch needs to take her own advice. Does ANYONE trust the lymey liar?

    • chacha1

      she preaches loyalty but only demands it is given to her, she is no better than the company she keeps, Beverly Hills stinks of trash when Brandi, Kim R, and Erika are around town ….. go back to your mansion on Mockingbird Lane Erika, I think it is in Pasadena, so how are you a housewife of Beverly HIlls ? …..

      • sideof Sour Cream

        She’s not even loyal to her own children, broadcasting their medical issues for attention. And remember that nasty email she sent to Bella and published it?
        Yoliar is the biggest snake of the entire franchise at this point. imo.

        • ImFlying

          Yeah, how ‘did’ that email get published? Did Yolanda herself release it???

          • sideof Sour Cream

            I was under the impression that Yoliar published it herself on her own instagram.

          • ImFlying

            Wow! It seems like she would have to have something to do with it, because who else? I was curious myself after I typed that, and did a little search. I didn’t have much time, and only read the first result of my search, which wasn’t really related. BUT… I heard long ago that she wanted a Lifestyle show out of RHWOBH. Come to find out, Blind Gossip had a blind ‘the next Kris Jenner’ saying that Yo wanted to have her family do that, but classier, and more money. Ugh. I had heard that, but the blind was kind of convincing.

          • sideof Sour Cream

            Interesting! I heard she wanted a “lifestyle” show as well, but very telling that in order to follow in the KUWTK footsteps she chooses to first publicly humiliate one of her children. Too bad no one except for us rabid HW sleuths even noticed!! hahaha!

          • ImFlying

            Wow, again! I didn’t even put that part together, but now that you mention it, you are no doubt on to something. She would have to provide scenarios of drama in order to pitch the show. And she used her younger daughter as the sacrificial lamb in that project. Horrible! She is a former model, and is rumored to have horned Gigi into modelling through her hovering and connections. Why couldn’t she at the same time just promote herself and get a makeup gig of her own? Active clothing, tennis shoes….blenders for master cleanses!! What.a.shady.goldigging.lazy.disloyal person and mother.

          • sideof Sour Cream

            Yes! To get attention she had to have an interesting family. And did you ever see the first few “modeling” jobs GiGi got? She was naked, usually lying down yet strategically covering her “bikini areas”. They were very sexy and I think, but I’m not 100% sure, she was underage at the time. A blog I used to read that is now defunct published them all.

            So now YoLiar had a Khloe, (Bella, the troubled younger sister) and a Kim, (GiGi, the naked older sister), & a Bruce Jenner, (famous husband David Foster). And her eccentric lemon grove lifestyle–which I have no doubt part of her ultimate plan was to bottle a Master Cleanse formula, maybe even using, or pretending to use, those particular lemons from her grove. Just like I think the Ks’ original plan was to use Kim’s infamy and KUWTK to make DASH a franchise.
            Because No ONE in their right mind plants that many lemon trees as landscape plants. That’s just a disgusting, bug attracting mess unless you plan to harvest them, which is a pain as well.

            By Jove ImFlying, I think we’ve got it!!! 🙂

          • ImFlying

            Yes, no doubt this is all very close to the actual truth. I have also commented that I wondered what kind of pests and rodents that lemon grove would attract. Who in the h#ll picks those up off the ground of that steep hill. Such a stupid waste of money. Lemons feed no one. If I was wealthy and actually wanted that house, I would find out about digging all but a couple up, and then have a truck sale on the side of the road to recoup my backhoe costs. Everyone in Malibu could dig a hole and drop one in. That gold digger is insufferable. I assume she could have remained legitimately rich and taken care of, if she would have remained married to “king” David, instead of starting all this chit. In a tour of her house video, right before she started HWOBH, she admitted David was not looking forward to a reality show, but said, of course..there is an end game with being on it. So, she had to talk him into it, even after the last reality show of his (Princes of Malibu) reportedly greatly contributed to the end of his last marriage. He announced his divorce right before that show began to air, from what I remember. Yolanda knew this, and pushed anyway after she was married to him for only 5 minutes. Then, in her first episode, first scene, she is sitting and pompously tells us that we should f#ck our husbands for a Chanel bag. Oh, and guess who just modeled for Chanel’s 2016 collection? Both Hadid girls. I stumbled across that, and thought that the brunette looked like Bella, and it was. So, whoring your mind, soul, body and mouth really pays off I see. Throw in some Lymes for prenup disqualification.

          • ImFlying

            wow. I find that sad.

    • teri keller

      Ummm no

  • BBB1975

    Yo doesn’t want honest friends…she wants “yes” friends.

    • chacha1

      she tries to justify her circle of BFF; Kim R, Brandi, Daisy and Erika by saying they are people and I take them for what they are …. yet LVP doesn’t show up with a Starbucks and a paint party and she is the evil one ….. GTFOOH Yolanda, you are judged by the company you keep …. end of story

  • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

    Plus, this is an absolute LIE. Successful women are plagued by jealous people, backstabbers and disloyal people. ALL successful people are. Who is going to care enough about someone doing badly to stop and make it worse? Nothing to see there!

    Where does she get this bullshit from? She needs to start crediting her sources, plagiarizer.

    • chacha1

      great comment ….. Yolanda is a pompous moron and these women are afraid of her but LVP isn’t and that is what Yolanda hates ……

      • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

        Rinna said she was scared of Hadid. Rinna is useless. For what? Rinna is too much of a people pleaser for this show.

        • chacha1

          Rinna is a violent nasty bat shit crazy bitch ….. and I am being nice today

  • Shecodes

    Hold the phone… Yolanda: if you don’t whisper behind people’s backs and all… please explain why your friend Erica came out guns blazing against LVP when she had never even met the woman? Pretty much ALL of your ‘loyal tribe’ are so-called ‘haters’: Brandi, Eileen, Erica. Child sit down.

    • chacha1

      And THEN Erika’s husband Tommy Dead Salami meets LVP and Ken ONCE and calls LVP an alligator, now where did that old fool get that information …… again, TRASH with CASH, that is all that Erika, Yolanda and Dead Salami are

    • teri keller

      Bingo

  • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

    I would hazard a guess and say – SHIVA is a loyal friend in LVP’s tribe, not yours, HADID foster HADID. Who’s the HATER again? I dare say we don’t see most of LVP’ friends, they are NOT on the show. But, Daisy and your flunkies are, and that’s your TRIBE!

    Damn this woman makes me HEATED!

    • chacha1

      her “dream team” remember when she did that dinner party and only selected a few to be on her “dream team” …. how low class was that …..

      • BigBrothersMother

        I remember that. It was so rude. If I were one of the guests not included on her dream team I would have left.

      • bellota

        low class as in elementary school, 2nd-grade class stuff. Omg, not even “mean girls” in high school do that stupid shit.

  • Mags

    Why doesn’t this woman have a job? She has two much time on her hands! Lisa VP has how many jobs? Get lost you phoney…….

    • twifan2

      BUT she stabbed her own self with her Lymes & how ill she is to ‘work’. 🙂

  • Mags

    ….and what strong woman would have Erika, Kim and Brandi as friends? Get the hell out of here Yoyo!!

    • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

      BG insulted Yolanda AND her daughter, and she shrugs it off…BG is BG! There is one example of Sour Lemon not following her own rules above. I wouldn’t tolerate that skank around me, sitting in my husband’s lap, saying all manner of crude things, slapping women in the face, spreading a rumor that my child is an alcoholic, wanting to present me with a sickie wife beater…HELL NO!

      • chacha1

        and then had the audacity to throw wine in Eileens face and call her a homewrecker ….. Brandi said “I hate women who cheat” but Eileen forgave her like it was no big deal and accepted Brandi,s gumball machine necklace and then all was good

        • equinox2009

          Yet Eileen cannot let go of wanting a dying declaration of guilt from LVP!!

          • chacha1

            LVP said a dog with a bone that won’t let go ….. I am sure after filming LVP goes on her way with her A list friends and doesn’t give those other slugs a thought …..

        • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

          It is very weird that she’s developed this bizarre dislike of LVP who was so much kinder when asking about the affair. Eileen really doesn’t have anything else remotely interesting to talk about.

          • chacha1

            but we do not know what Brandi told her to poison her against LVP and we know Brandi is on a quest to take LVP down

    • chacha1

      Yes, Yes and hell YES !!! They are like snakes in the bushes ready to spring out on LVP if she happens to walk by but in the meantime Brandi will keep spreading lies to Eileen, Erika, and Rinna …… and doing everything in her power to get back at LVP for not being friends with her anymore ….. Yolanda acts like she has the prize with Brandi and Kim Richards LMAO

      • Mags

        True dat chacha1 😉

        • chacha1

          thank you Mags 🙂

      • teri keller

        Lol she does

      • ImFlying

        Oh my gosh, you reminded me of that episode where Brandi and Kim dressed up with wigs, scarves, and hideous hats to spy on Brandi’s BF. That was so bizarre! I thought then that the situation just had to be scripted because I couldn’t imagine middle age women doing that. I could never embarrass myself like that.

  • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

    Beach Spin, any news on the Krupa fish lawsuit? We need to wrap some of these skanks in newspaper and make sure they’re properly disposed of this time!

    • chacha1

      Yes please let us know and I hope Joanna nails her to the cross …. I bet Yolanda told Brandi that lie about Joanna and now Yolanda has to kiss Brandi’s STD infected ass …

      • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

        I think that’s what’s going on. YHadid is really paying for that friendship. She can’t let BG go because ALL her dirty laundry will be aired. It won’t be just Foster is a freak. Maybe she’s referring to BG with that post above!She should be.

        • chacha1

          I remember when Brandi went public and said that Yolanda is a dirty gossip and Yolanda and David liked Kinky sex ….. I think David had enough of Brandi Skankville

    • Chloe

      I think Krupa is prolonging it to drain Brandi’s legal fund.

  • nn

    Yolanda is a pretty sad creature. The woman who cannot muster better friends than Brandi, Kim and Ericka is giving LVP lectures on friendship? FOH! Yolanda is just salty because Mohamed still adores LVP and the fans largely do too. What kind of desperate woman goes back to her 1st husband’s name after so very long? What’s wrong with her own maiden name? The “wanting the same name as my children” argument won’t work here…her kids are grown.

    • Mags

      Exactly!

    • chacha1

      she claims her kids wanted her to keep the name ….. yeah sure Yolanda …. her maiden name is Yolanda Van Der Schnauzer or something like that …. she just won’t let go of Mohamed and wants to always be in Shiva’s face …… Shiva has class and I am sure she is on to her and brushes it off ….. I would be like “let the bitch keep the name as long as she keeps her wormy ass away from me”

      • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

        Shiva is another Queen. I am very impressed with what I’ve seen of the young lady. I had to tell my husband to cut his ex back many years ago. Hell, she was remarried, why so chummy? He didn’t even realize. It’s just disrespectful, but then again the entitled HadidfosterHadid is very entitled.

        • Chloe

          Luckily for Shiva, Yolanda looks like dog shit.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Yolanda wants to be associated with Hadid name to ride her famous kids coattails.

  • I know that’s right

    Girl please who wants to listen or see a faker, fake an illness to devoid their prenup??? I would say that your friends are just as worthless as you are…

    • twifan2

      ‘Friends’?
      OH you mean those other 3 members of the Gold Digging Club!

      • T’s Martini Lounge

        Ha! I love that – the Gold Digging Club – most of these housewives are in it, or trying to get in it desperately.

      • I know that’s right

        You are right about that..

  • JustSayin

    The thought process that I, as a woman, am obligated to support/agree with/rally behind every other woman just because we have our vaginas in common – not only is that stupid beyond belief, but it’s also sexist.

    I support/agree with the person I believe is right, the person who reflects my own values, etc – man or woman. I definitely don’t support self-diagnosed nut jobs who aren’t even smart enough to keep their lies consistent.

    • Chloe

      Yolanda should be ashamed of herself. She’s preaching women should have the courage to say things to people’s face but she does the total opposite. She has manipulated Eileen and Rinna into believing it’s LVP’s fault. She’s a spineless pot stirrer.

      • JustSayin

        I totally agree, Chloe. She is the biggest hypocrite.

        • Chloe

          I’m so tired of these bitches. It’s time for RHONY drama. At least all the NY ladies hang out together.

      • twifan2

        These are Yo’s ‘fans’ out on Twit. OMG! I can’t stop laughing!
        I swear they’re Tre’s fallouts! :’D
        https://twitter.com/Lucinoluci/status/717864998656192512

        • bellota

          What? hahaha! Omg, they probably think they “showed them” and are laughing at how “clever” they are, but omg that is cringe-worthy levels of idiot. Truly, whoever that is is at Tre’s level of intellectual functioning, bless their heart.

          • twifan2

            They try to get nasty when cornered! 😀
            ***
            https://twitter.com/Lucinoluci/status/717867095552356352

          • bellota

            hahahaha! wow.

          • twifan2

            I could almost swear that’s Brandi being YoMunchie’s beard! 😀

          • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

            Sounds exactly right! Moron!

  • Chloe

    There is nothing about this brain dead waste of oxygen that would want me to her friend. Nothing. She overplayed her hand and now looks like the moron of the millennia.

    • chacha1

      true, great comment !!

      • Chloe

        Thank you.

    • belleyd

      Yolo will win this battle and It finally dawned on me why ..I was confused because Bravo sure went after Brooks for the fake cancer junk so why were they coddling Yolo..one of the least popular cast mates who was now divorcing the person that made her famous..David Foster..like why do they care? GIGI..duh!! Keep Yolo, keep access to Gigi and all her celebrity boyfriends/Kardashians etc. Maybe they want to pull in a younger demographic and Gigi at this moment in time has more celeb power than any of the wives. I think they would be more than willing to sacrifice LVP for Gigi and even the not-Gigis to get access to the younger demographic. I do think LVP is shady and much prefer her on VPump rules where I think we see a more authentic Lisa where she can be a ball breaker and not have to answer for it.

      • Chloe

        I agree. I much more prefer LVP on PumpRules. She doesn’t have to deal with jealous catty bitches.

        • belleyd

          Yea, I just feel like she is herself..and we DO see her vicious side..she goes straight after Stassi/Kristen (dont get me wrong, cant stand them) and does not have to apologize or cover it up.

      • deb

        I don’t agree. Gigi is just the flavor of the month and Bella is also. not to mention their stardom was bought by Mohammad’s influences. they will fade soon, but LVP is the original OG of bev hills

      • DEXTER

        Interesting. But. Although Gigi is a modeling star does that transfer to anything else? She is pretty. She knows when one almond is a good meal. But she is not interesting. And can anyone stand Yoda. And what will Gigi say if bravo knocks on her door? She probably already thinks she is too good. Otherwise she won’t say “you fired my mom. Stay away”

    • chacha1

      Remember when that ahole Yolanda said on an episode the David would never be friends with the “likes” of Ken … that was sooooo cruel !! And I bet David had a fit when she said that

      • bellota

        The “likes” of Ken? Not a misogynist asshole, then? I think David Foster is a self-important sexist and we’ve seen that he is friends “go to your room” grandpa munster. That is the type of friend he would prefer, I guess, over someone that is loving and respectful of his wife and treats her as more than a pretty trophy.

  • MidwestMiddie

    Mohamed can’t be pleased YoNuts has attacked his very good friend, Lisa VP. : /

    • chacha1

      YoNuts and Brandi are probably spreading lies to Mohamed to turn him against her …. they are vicious bitches and will stop at nothing to get at Lisa and Ken

      • MidwestMiddie

        YoNuts is probably afraid to say anything awful about Lisa to Mohamed
        for fear he’ll retaliate. He’ll build her a Small Pony House like he did for Lisa but tell YoiNuts that’s were she deserves to live. : )
        Also, Brandi is probably not allowed on his property or allowed to speak to him.

        • chacha1

          I am sure the children are forcing him to be civil to their fake sick mother and now Yolanda has poisoned her children against LVP who has been a loving presence in their lives since birth….. all it took was Brandi to bring everyone down her rabbit hole

  • penny 2

    Yolanda needs to shut up.

  • JustSayin

    Truth always prevails – yes, it does bitch, which is why you should be worried, with your non-lyme disease havin ass.

  • MidwestMiddie

    Lisa said in her Bravo blog that she didn’t watch most of this season’s episodes but Ken
    did and he had many choice words. I’ll bet he did! Love the guy!!
    Also, I love that Lisa now refers to Eileen as “Soapy.” Perfect!

    • chacha1

      I wish Ken would show up at the reunion, take Lisa by the hand and walk her off stage into a Limo to join friends for a nice dinner .. let them hags just sit there with nothing to say because we sure do not want to piss off the Grand Bazire Yolanda Van Der Schnauzer

      • MidwestMiddie

        Ken taking Lisa away from that group would have been the Perfect SHORT
        Reunion. Too bad it didn’t happen ……..they’ve already filmed the Reunion. : (

        • chacha1

          RATZ !!!

      • Bryan

        They actually did go to a nice dinner after at pump Splits and Kathryn and their respective husbands joined them and it looked like they had a nice evening, while the other just vanished into the night, I like you’re visual of Ken removing her from the sea creatures

  • Mary R

    Truth in NOT faking a marriage, 2 foot ass snakes, an illness, friends!!! YF is the ultimate liar!! Just go away

    • chacha1

      Yes, Yes, and hell YES !!! Great Comment short but sweet

      • Mary R

        Thank you. I am just beyond fed up at this point

        • chacha1

          ITA .. it made no sense to waste a whole season on the fake ass Yolanda and an apology that Eileen demanded Lisa to give her even though she did apologize as soon as she realized she offended the bitch ED …..

  • Biscuit

    Yolanda does not want a friend, she wants a leveraged relationship, ( Yes, I took that comment from Kathryn Edwards). Yolanda wants friends she can manipulate and put guilt trips on when they don’t measure up to her ideal of friendship. She expects total servitude to her wants and needs, even if means sacrificing your own. No wonder David left her. Yolanda is like a bottomless pit. NO ONE will ever be able to fill all her needs and wants in this world.

    • chacha1

      so true !!

    • Vicky8675309

      Erika, Yo’s paid “friend”, was the one who made the “leveraged relationship” comment. Ironic

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Was Yolanda being a woman LVP could trust in Paris when she told Kim and Kyle that she was a fake and a phoney? Or when she led the charge in PR? Did she tell LVP to her face? When has Yolanda lifted any of the HWs up? She surrounds herself with bitter people desperate enough to follow her around. She never tweets support to her HW friends, never helps them to promote any of their projects, never congratulates or wishes luck to anyone. She’s completely self-serving. When she and Erika get to know each other better they will be great friends -well suited.

    • chacha1

      I also remember when Yolanda was so horrible to Lisa and Ken in PR and then when they left she was acting concerned to their face when she finally saw them, but when they first went missing she told the other ladies who had no idea where they went to forget about Lisa and Ken and lets have a good time …… I remember on screen she went up to Lisa and said “we were so worried, why didn’t you let anyone know where you went, you could have been lying in a ditch” and I said to myself, you lying bitch Yolanda you were loving it that they were gone and you and Brandi were dancing and prancing around a water fountain in the town square .

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        She was so thrilled Chacha at their departure she couldn’t hide it! She even had them all high five each other with a pact not to talk about Lisa and Ken again. Even when she approached LVP on the beach in PR she told her that Brandi had a problem with her – she was never honest.

  • KKLS30

    I swear to God Yolanda makes Kim Richards and Brandi look introspective and self aware. At least when Kim goes into rabid mode it is because she knows she is about to get caught and she tries to scare people away from pushing further. And Brandi knows she is being offensive and disgusting and behaves in that manner because in her world all attention is good attention.But not Yo. She believes she has tricked everyone. Does she not get that she has lost every battle and will lose the war too. She must have Daisy delete all social media negativity before she checks her accounts. If I were her I would announce that after consulting with respected specialists I now accept I gave never had chronic Lyme (because it doesn’t exist) and that my symptoms were from the silicone and depression. I’d apologize for getting my children tangled up too and then I’d write a huge check to a legit Lyme charity.
    Congratulations Yo when sitting on a picnic blanket with Yo and Brandi you are the third smartest person. And when an ant crawls onto that blanket you are the third smartest person and fourth smartest living creature.

    • Vicky8675309

      silicone breast implants, even ruptured, don’t cause autoimmune or neurological problems (unless direct compression on a nearby nerve).
      I do agree that Chronic Lyme Disease does NOT exist.

      • ImFlying

        Good point. Busted again. (pun intended).

    • ImFlying

      I was thinking the same thing a while back. If I were Yolanda, I would definitely say something like that. After consulting respected specialists,… my symptoms were varied and difficult to diagnose,… I may have genuinely had lyme, but it may have cleared up by now,…. my silicone implants that ruptured caused fatige, etc… I would have totally done this long ago. She has an agenda, that is all there is to it. Her Plan A (Lifestyle Show or Kardashian type), didn’t work out, and Plan B came about. She is in over her head, but refuses to stop trying to seem the hero, all for attention.

  • chacha1

    Good night good people, I will read you tomorrow ((((( )))))

    • JustSayin

      ‘Night chacha!

      • Hey Just! Good evening 🙂

        • JustSayin

          Hola Seuss! How goes it?

          • Hey GF! I just made some simple syrup for margaritas later. I’m gearing up for RHONY premiere. And you?

          • JustSayin

            Working up the courage to take the clippers to my dog. He’s small, but feisty, and the noise scares him lol

            It’s funny, RHOBH has always been my favorite and I usually hate to see it end, but I’m so over this season, I’m actually looking forward to moving on to the NYC crowd.

    • Good night, Cha. Sorry, I missed you.

    • Biscuit

      Night hon

  • KKLS30

    Also was Yo being a good friend when she accused Ken of manhandling her and accused Lisa of faking Ken’s birthday in order to throw a birthday party that coincided with Jordan Foster’s wedding therefore making Yo look bad for not attending.

  • SilverHair

    I thought Yolanda was going to read that to herself as she looks in the mirror.

    • twifan2

      Only if she can keep the mirror from breaking. ;D

  • Blackheath

    Wow, she just described every trait that she does not possess.
    What is this a damn wish list for the New Year?!

    • twifan2

      Her Bucket List most likely! 😉

    • I know that’s right

      Another mark to get more money from..

  • JustSayin

    LVP should respond with this (refresh)

    We all know how Yofo feels about being called stupid…I guess the truth hurts lol

    • twifan2

      🙂
      ***

      • DaisyD

        Rotflmao !

  • 📉 Snarky in Hoboken📈

    Oh would ya get the fuck outta here!

    Copy/paste IG messages addressed to the fuckin’ universe does not make a woman direct honest trustworthy.

    Yolanda is pissed because the olny way she can get attention (from wack-a-doodles) is when she sounds like a sick ass serial killer luring victims into a dark dirty ditch.

    Go away ya dirty nasty cold dark evil bitch.

    • DaisyD

      Lmao . Hi Snarky !

      • 📉 Snarky in Hoboken📈

        Hi sweet stuff 😊

  • Wimbledonwoman

    Yo yo’s post reminds me of the shit one has to listen when one member of the party is greedy with the herbal roll ups and starts pontificating about nothing but won’t shut the f up

  • 95%SaraFlatpoint

    Sweet Merciful Heavens… LVP as Mohammed’s close friend for decades has probably seen Yolanda operate over the years, and saw her get out of her pre-nup via her broken back/ incapacitated health condition(or whatever it was) so why should anyone be surprised that she’s not so cuddly and sympathetic when it’s happening again just with a different husband on filmed for tv. I would still rather watch LVP lie and machinate than anyone else on here do anything so, she still comes out on top.

    • Vogue

      MTE

  • TartLemon

    LVP is good friends with Mohamed still. She’s also very close to his girlfriend. David Foster was also in the same social circle. Is he back now?

  • GG Deser

    Thanks Beach Spin for a concise, on the money blog. As per your usual, you hit the nail on the head!

  • DaisyD

    STFU Yoland !

    • deb

      that’s brain swelled yolanda….lol

  • karen

    why don’t u just report what happen and quit putting your spin on crap. lisa v is rude and nasty tto other ladies that don’t kiss her ass. Yolanda has more class than lisa will ever dream of having. brandi wasn’t let go cause of fans was because of lisa that brandi wouldn’t kiss her ass anymore. whole show sucks now. pitiful watching kyle with her head up lisa v ass. grow a backbone kyle u look like a fool’

    • DEXTER

      Why don’t you watch without the crazy commentary.

  • itsjustme

    What exactly does the lemony one know about truth and honesty? She has done nothing but lie, for years! She doesn’t want friends, she wants lackeys who will hang on her every word and will! Never question anything that she spews.
    Talk behind others backs? She is the queen of that. She could give lessons! I am SO done with this gold digging moron! I just can’t any more.

    • Vogue

      ITA

  • Jennymckitty

    Oh, Yolanda. You and your tribe. What friends does she have in real life? The woman in Paris, Brandi and Kim? I’d add Daisy but she pays her $200/ HR to be her friend. I’m jealous.

  • SassyMcAsspants

    Preach, Beach!

  • Sandra Oh

    Yoblanda is just so jealous of Queen Lisa V. Nice to see her ugly inside is catching up with her outside these days.

  • Vogue

    I don’t wanna call myself LVP fan, although she is entertaining to watch, I love Remona and Sheree who are like a caricature and they crack me up just sitting somewhere without saying a word. Anyway as someone who is not LVP’s die hard fan, can I say that although all these bitches in BH claim that she is manipulative and don’t wanna get her hands dirty, Lisa was THE ONLY ONE who told to that psycho Yolanda TO HER FACE that her story doesn’t add up, she said TO HER FACE you tell us you haven’t be able to walk for two years while we were running in BH few months ago and I couldn’t catch up with you. To which Yolanda who is too good to associate herself with these loser and has bigger fish to fry, start laughing and to stop the ferhther conversation about her lies all the sudden forgave Lisa R and gave her a hug. So please if someone is strong enough to tell it to your face is this show is LVP.

  • SurfDoggie

    I just love you Beach Spin.

    That is all.

    • BeachSpin

      😃 Thank u ❤️—how kind you are SurfDoggie— your user name and avi are FAB. 😘

  • behoro

    Also, be the kind of woman to kick someone when they’re down??

  • Lil Boo

    Wha . . .wha . . .what??!!?? Yolanda please seek help.

  • Melba59

    F**k Off Yolanda. I wish I had twitter so I could tell her that. And I’ve never said or wrote that to another person before. She struck my last nerve. Pompous wormy ass

  • September24

    LisaV jokes that one of her restaurants is where you take your mistress. LisaV may not sleep with your husband for a handbag but she isn’t going to tattle on who does! She is a businesswoman. Not a ex-model who has nothing to do all day but wait for a real friend to show up with a Starbucks.

  • Lucky Schwartz

    Shut up Yolanda.

  • Lucky Schwartz

    I can’t be bothered to get worked up over things that happened off camera. I don’t know these women. Why should I believe what they say off camera? When the drama went on between Erika, Yolanda and Rinna…we all saw the truth. We saw the conversation between Erika and Yolanda at the beach and we saw Erika lie and say that it wasn’t her. I’m going to get worked up over a conversation that happened months ago? I’m going to take sides when I couldn’t possibly know the truth?

  • Yolanda lied to viewers for how long??? And she’s calling out others? I don’t believe a thing that comes out of her mouth. Mostly because I fall asleep whenever Yolo speaks

  • Kirsty Taylor

    Can we give Yolanda an award for being the most boring & stupid woman on earth? Has she no self awareness at all? Does she really think people believe the crap she comes out with? She makes my brain hurt!

  • Abby_Wabby

    OH NOW THAT’S RICH….coming from Yoliar I did a redo Hadid

  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    I feel bad for Li$a. She’s such a passive/aggressive bish who other women just don’t gravitate to. I suspect this is why she has no girlfriends. Kind of sad.

  • bree7702

    While Yolanda is always sitting with a smug look on her face does she not realize there are websites posting her timeline of events and pictures contradicting everything she says? I don’t know how these women defend her being ill when she clearly has issues. I wish one housewife would just say “I don’t care if she’s sick or not honestly. Moving on.” Yolanda is the most manipulative of all time. She is loving all this.