‘RHOBH’ Lisa Vanderpump Exposes Bravo For Making Her A Target By Missing Yolanda’s NYC Lyme Disease Gala

Posted on Apr 3 2016 - 10:56am by BeachSpin

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Lisa Vanderpump is in the Dubai hot seat, as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills nears it’s climactic finale.

The cast is enjoying the luxe accommodations, but Lisa Vanderpump is beginning to regret the trip, as fans witness Lisa Rinna leading a charge to accuse Vanderpump of cast manipulation.

When Bravo plotted the Dubai trip, travel logistics forced Vanderpump to London, in order to renew her passport. The trip conflicted with Yolanda’s Lyme Alliance fundraiser, and Vanderpump was unable to attend. Lisa hinted on Twitter that she was over the flack for missing the fundraiser, and shared her thoughts on the unfair backlash.

A fan nailed it, when she pointed out how Bravo used the events to bolster the Dubai gang-up.

Lisa added that Bravo forced her to the UK, and actually has footage of the  quick trip. She points to Bravo, hinting that they shoved her into a lions’ den of controversy. 

A fan questioned why the last-minute rush, when trips are generally schedule in advance.

So let me get this straight. Bravo orchestrates a trip across the globe, to set another exotic backdrop to repeat the failed Season 4 takedown of Lisa Vanderpump. Joyce Giraud, a Season 4 cast member, chimed in, echoing a common fan sentiment.

Bravo shoves Lisa onto the required flight to London in order to renew a passport, that has does not expire for five months. Bravo captures footage of the trip, while filming a boring fundraiser in NYC, which touted a cause that is represented by the shadiest, and laziest cast member on the show.

Bravo used talking head footage of said shade-ster, passive-aggressively dissing the one who is across the pond, seeking to honor her commitment to the production. No footage of the surely exhausting trip is aired, but a long snoozy segment is dedicated to Yolanda’s story. Lisa travels back across the globe, only to get the camel-meat beaten out of her, with Bravo’s blessing.

Meanwhile, Yolanda picnics comfortably at home, no doubt bitching about her naysayers, and surrounded by her flunky cheerleaders, Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards. Nicely done, Bravo. There is only one problem — when you piss off Pinky, you piss off a lot of fans. Lisa Vanderpump remains Queen — and Bravo may as well be scooping mini-horse poop off of her lawn.

 

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  • aemish

    omg I WANT THOSE SUNGLASSES!!!!!

    • Verda

      I’m sure you could get Jax to steal them for you. It probably wouldn’t cost you much, just a favor or two 😉

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Lol and blech!

      • aemish

        Eww!! You’re probably right!! lol

  • chacha1

    Yolanda is the shadiest and laziest tool on that show and LVP will never win with Andy and Bravo who for some reason do not like LVP at all ….. LVP is BFF with the A list gay community so you think Andy would get a clue ….. LVP is loved by many and for a good reason

    • colleen

      To me, it looks like Andy adores LVP. Same thing with FelonTre…fans said Andy can’t stand her. I always thought Andy kissed her butt. Unless Andy doesn’t like either one and just sees $$$$$ when he looks at them

      • itsjustme

        I think you nailed it with your last sentence.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        There is a strange juxtaposition happening there. He seems to love LVP, but is also prone to ensuring bad edits for the decided fan favorite who logistically has all her shit together. Yet he continues to foist TreApe on everyone, despite the backlash for her felonious shenanigans.

        • Ann_RS

          Andy is a misogynist and he loves to see the women fight and degrade each other and themselves. He also seems to love to see blood drawn on the nice ones like LVP and to see them in pain, just as an abuser does. He adores Tre, Vicki and Nene because they have no problem degrading themselves and they don’t seem to feel any guilt if they hurt others. LVP, Joyce, Alexis are hurt by that kind of behavior. They bleed emotionally. If LVP weren’t such a fan fave, I think Andy would let a whole lot more blood fly before he fired her or LVP quit. I think Bravo may have gone too far this time with LVP.

      • BigBrothersMother

        I think Andy likes the trashy HWs. He gets a weird gleam in his eye on WWHL with the ones who sleep around with anyone. He reminds me of a hypersexual dog. He’s wagging his tail, looking really friendly, you pet him, he turns on his back to get his belly rubbed and then…..there’s the red rocket!!! Go away, Andy, just go away.

        • EllaFitzbunbun

          ITA on Miss Randy Andy liking the trash. I don’t understand how anyone could possibly think that Miss Randy likes Lisa.

        • teri keller

          Ewww lol gross

    • EllaFitzbunbun

      I’m convinced that they’re all just plain jealous of her.

  • colleen

    Please help me understand. Rinna and Eileen wanted to prove LVP is manipulative. They got Kyle to admit LVP wanted Kyle in the Munchausen conversation. LVP got caught in that lie. Is that it? Is that basically the plot of Season 6? Thanks in advance.

    • Marsbars09

      Colleen, I think the plot of this season is what it has been for the past six seasons: “Let’s take down LVP”. It’s so sad.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Right, Mars! It’s getting really old! At this point I’d almost rather Bravo dedicated half the episode to what those pygmy ponies are up to.

        Edit: Or maybe the adventures of the attack swans vs. the mailman. I’m sure their joint is gated and the mailman/FedEx person never gets near the place, but, in my mind, I want to see the swans chasing said person to the tune of Yackety Sax.

        • BigBrothersMother

          I wish Lisa would sic Hanky on Yolanda! We’d see how fast she can run.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            I would watch that all day!

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            who is Hanky?

          • Nick’s daughter

            Hanky is one of LVP’s majestic swans at her home, Villa Rosa! 😊 I believe she has two swans a’swimming…

          • BigBrothersMother

            One of her swans. The best part is that Hank and Panky were gifts from Mohammed, Yo’s ex.

          • teri keller

            Lol

        • sideof Sour Cream

          It’s so boring too. That’s why I think it’s a script.

      • EllaFitzbunbun

        They say that an idle mind is the devil’s workshop and evidently every cast member other than Lisa has an idle mind.

      • colleen

        Funny Girl! You’d think I’d understand by now

  • aemish

    Can someone please explain the good reason LVP is loved by many? Try as I might, and loving you all as much as I do, I still keep forgetting! lol

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Plain and simple, she cracks me the fuck up! I think she’d be fun to hang out with.

      Plus she’s got a weird menagerie of pets (including attack swans, lmao!)–and that includes the gross petting zoo of a VPR cast.

      • aemish

        hah.. okay, okay.. THaNK You, Sassy! *smooch (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Anytime, Aemish! 😀 Cheers! 🍸

          • aemish

            *mmmwah! :p

    • Marsbars09

      Hi aemish! I think part of the appeal of LVP is she doesn’t take herself too seriously and doesn’t put on airs. To me LVP remains her authentic self while the others hide behind “characters” of who they really are.

      • aemish

        Afternoon, Marsie! (Ɔ ˘⌣˘)♥(˘⌣˘ C)

      • teri keller

        Bingo plus I just love her everything about her If I could br reincarnated tp be just like her i would maybe lol

    • JustSayin

      So if you had to choose a favorite, who would it be? No cop outs, gotta pick one, even if it’s just the one you dislike least. And yes, you will be judged by your choice =P

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Lolololol. 😛

      • SassyMcAsspants

        I mean, I’m torn between Juicy Joe or Girth Brokes for my fave HW, don’t be ashamed, lol 😀

        Some of you can go ahead and apply the sarcasm font here. 🙂

        • JustSayin

          Lol god girth brooks >.<

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Soooooooo gross! I get all squinged up every time I hear/see that! Therefore, I need to pass the trauma on to as many people as I possible can. 😛

        • Nick’s daughter

          🍹 cheers to Sassy for using the *sarcasm font!! 😜

          • SassyMcAsspants

            🍸 ND!

      • BigBrothersMother

        LVP!!!

      • aemish

        I’m team Eileen and Rinna yall… *ducks!! lol

        Maybe I stayed home sick from junior high school or spent too many summer days watching episodes of The Young And The Restless! :p

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Lol, right on. You’re entitled to your team … of losers! 😛

          I do remember Eileen from when my mom watched TYATR (for a bit) back in the day. I don’t remember Rinna at all though … I was pretty young (and restless) then though, so I also didn’t pay too much attention.

          • aemish

            lol I have my parents to blame!! ..and here’s why!

            If they woulda sprung for cable instead of just leaving us yunngn’s with four channels at home with nothing but soaps or Julia Childs stirring a pot on PBS during the afternoons none of this would ever have happen! :p

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Hahahahahaa! Cinemax definitely made me the well-rounded person I am today! 😀

          • aemish

            {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{SouL SiSTa!!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} 😀

          • SassyMcAsspants

            LMAOOOO!!! *High five*

          • aemish

            (乂ღ˘⌣˘)ノ♥ヽ(ˆ⌣ˆ)ヾ

            It’s official. Ride or die!!

            ℒ♡ⓥℯ ㄚ♡ⓤ

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Hahahhaa, cheers! 🍸

          • SassyMcAsspants

            It’s always awesome to have someone to play snarky, sarcastic fun-time with! Thanks for that!

          • aemish

            Ditto baybuh!! You rule! [insert **superly duperly cheese grin** here]

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Awwwwww, shucks! You’re not too shabby either!

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Julia Child

          • Nick’s daughter

            Ha, aemish 😜lol – you blame your parents!! Same here, I swear I remember watching Days – From my playpen, because my Mom was a fan of that soap, 😉 way back then!

          • itsjustme

            I’ve seen Rings since she played Billie on DOOL. I always liked her but not so much this season.

        • JustSayin

          Lol I can see how that could play a part, I never really got into the soaps so I’ve never seen either woman before their coming on RHOBH. Well, that’s not completely true, I’ve seen Rinna in random roles, she was on Entourage once, and I’ve been vaguely aware of her through media.

          But they’re relatively new additions to the cast, may I ask who was your favorite before them? Or did you just start watching when they joined?

          • aemish

            I’ve been watching since Season I Episode I! I never really have “faves” per se.. I kinda let it all play out.. I was soooo team Brandi when Kyle and Kim hid her crutches — but we all know how she squandered that good will! Ughh!

        • sideof Sour Cream

          Don’t feel bad aemish my favorites are Rinna and Kyle.

          • teri keller

            Oh no my cream just soured Oh well I will just slather it over my baked potato 😃

      • teri keller

        😁True

  • Marsbars09

    LVP the queen of RHBH? I see her more as an adored fan favorite.
    If I understand the article correctly, Bravo forced/made LVP go to London to renew her passport? Couldn’t she have it renewed in Los Angeles or NYC? And her passport wasn’t due to expire in 5 months?
    I know Bravo is shady as hell, but why are they setting up a supposed fan favorite? Andy or someone in Bravo must really dislike her. You don’t treat people you supposedly like in that manner. If LVP’s theory is accurate, it appears Bravo is conspiring with Yo and the other haters in making LVP look bad.

    • Ann_RS

      She isn’t a citizen, so her passport has to go thru London. If she tried to do it in LA or NYC, IF they even allow that anymore, it would take a really long time, and they didn’t have that kind of time.

      • Marsbars09

        Thanks for the explanation. 🙂

      • EllaFitzbunbun

        Big cities like LA likely have a British consulate where their citizens can go for processing of the passport appl. but the appl. would have to be sent to London and the turnaround times is probably a month or so. My question is, why, if Dubai requires a 6 mth. minimum time before expiration and Bravo knew that and also knew Lisa only had 5 mths. left on hers, why did they not inform her sooner or send the group to some other exotic place that didn’t have that requirement?

        • Ann_RS

          They probably didn’t think of the trip details until it was too late. I bet that they also didn’t run onto this detail until it was getting too close.

    • Sky

      I think it’s all about the power and control. It looks like LVP became pretty powerful player she is rhobh fans favourite, has successful spin-off, and actually doesn’t need bravo’s check. Of course she makes lots of $$$ and gets huge exposure for her businesses BUT she always can say – fu#c you I’m leaving. She is too independent and Bravo doesn’t like that.

      • JustSayin

        This. Andy has never really liked LVP, you can tell because he goes at her pretty hard and doesn’t soft ball her the way he does his favorites. LVP has used this show to expand her brand and businesses, but she has never NEEDED this show, and I don’t think Andy or Bravo like that, because they need her more than she needs them and that gives her the power.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        That is an interesting take on the situation, Sky, about LVP’s independence. That seems more plausible than the misogyny argument. I don’t think AC is an active misogynist, per se. He grew up obsessed with soap operas, and I think he wants to recreate those in a “real time” aspect, whether right or wrong. I can see how folks construe this as an attack on women, but lets be honest, in the same respect, would any of us watch a bunch of dudes having petty squabbles over affairs, supposed slights, and fake illnesses? Probably not.

    • itsjustme

      From what I understand Lisa had to go to London for her passport because of the time it would have taken otherwise. She needed it quicker than she could have gotten it by going to the local consulate.

  • WestCoastFeed

    I’m confused here, Beach. Maybe I just read this too fast. But if Dubai requires that you have a minimum of 6 months left of your passport, wasn’t Bravo right to make Lisa go to the UK and get it renewed?

    • JustSayin

      From my understanding, they were right to do it, LVP’s problem is with them throwing her under the bus by not airing it or acknowledging it on the show, while letting Yofo imply Lisa’s absence shows how she’s a bad friend.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Okay, thanks, Just Sayin. I misunderstood. I thought that she was complaining because Bravo made her take an unnecessary trip home.

    • BeachSpin

      Hey WCF–JS response below is exactly right.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Thanks, Beach. Yes, Just Sayin’ clarified it for me.

      • Nick’s daughter

        Hi BeachSpin – So is your article, Exactly Right! Thanks for your last paragraph. It is Pure perfection!! 👍

        • BeachSpin

          THANKS ND!! So kind–THANKS for reading—hope your weekend was wonderful! 😘

  • JustSayin

    If I were LVP, I’d come out and say: “Even if I hadn’t been forced to go to London to renew my passport, I had no interest in going to watch Yolanda accept an award she basically gave herself for all her sick selfies.”

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Right?! I would not have wanted to attend that ridiculous display of self-congratulatory assholery either.

      • The Randomone

        😂😂😂😂😂 @assholey

  • italiano bambino

    Oh the victim… She had it coming for a while. She thought everyone was still going to take her shit. Glad they all finally speaking up. Oh lisa where’s brandi when you need her.

    • KKLS30

      Had it coming? Oh you mean having these birches finally being called out for their blatant pathetic games while Lisa’s fan base strengthens and grows? Yes she did have that coming.

    • teri keller

      Nobody needs Brandi

  • FTLHousewife

    If traveling to Dubai is too much for Yolanda, how is traveling to Tahiti not? She is definitely lazy, manipulative and a real b!tch! Eileen is very manipulative too.

    • JustSayin

      I thought they had to film the reunion earlier than normal because of Yofo’s lyme brain…turns out the bitch just had vacation plans lol

      • SassyMcAsspants

        How can I get my insurance to cover a health journey to Tahiti? I need to call my local escort agency, errrr, “health advocate” — I’m getting a bum rap!

  • Mags

    Why does production continually lie to the audience? Kind of insulting! Do they know we are the reason for their pay checks?!

    • Anica1

      Right? Like we didn’t figure out years ago that they heavily edit,manipulate scenes to make more drama. At times it is so obvious, when a facial expression/reaction does not even fit the scene….

  • TartLemon

    At least LVP didn’t lie by feigning some sort of exotic illness to get out of her obligations.

    TEAM LVP, Ken, Jiggy and the rest of the menagerie. Yolanda need to take her munchie ass and GO AWAY.

    • Nick’s daughter

      THIS!! 💯 times…Please count me in – I am On that TEAM with you, TartLemon 🍋!! 😉 #NoMoreYo #YoMustGO!

  • Um they know they should have their passports organised and in place before season even begins, LVP has been on for 6 years now.

    Also, “rarely hit back”? LMAO. She hits back every week in her overwritten blogs and to her stans on Twitter.

    And it was hardly a GANG UP in Dubai. Funny how every other wife has been on the receiving end of a ‘gang up’ each season and held responsible for their actions, yet when it’s LVP suddenly there’s all these conspiracy theories and it’s some elaborate plot against her. How about LVP just sincerely say she’s sorry and it’d be over with? The women have had the same issue with her since the show started. This is hardly a new thing.

    • WestCoastFeed

      Thanks for saying that. One of the reasons I quit watching this show is because Lisa would never apologize and say she was sorry for her slights.

      • UndergroundExpress

        What slights though? She apologized to Erectile dysfunction for using the word affair and asking questions. (Personally I don’t think she had to apologize. Erectile dysfunction could have just simply said I do not feel like talking about this now)

        • Birdie

          Maybe if she writes it in blood–ED (LOL) will accept it—but I doubt it. I don’t think she owes her any apology either.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            At this point LVP doesn’t owe ED a damn thing.

            Apology number 42 won’t make a difference.

          • Vicky8675309

            just a soap actress trying desperately to have storyline (probably to deflect from Vince who maybe gambling too much or relationship problems–just guessing)

          • Nick’s daughter

            I totally agree with Sassy!! 🔝➕
            Happy Sunday, Sass 😉!

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Thanks ND. Happy Sunday!

          • Blackheath

            No, she sure as hell does not.

        • WestCoastFeed

          I have no clue who you mean, especially since I quit watching this show. One slight that I do remember was when she texted Yolanda a couple of minutes before her scheduled party that she could not make it.

          • JustSayin

            Was that before or after Yolanda wigged out on Ken and accused him of assaulting her? I thought some party came up after that that LVP didn’t want to go to because of the way Yolanda acted towards Ken, and I don’t blame her.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It must have been before, because I don’t recall Yolanda ever saying Ken assaulted her. This was a couple of seasons ago. I gave up watching mostly because the squabbling was over trivial matters that the rest of the world would have apologized for and moved on.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Lisa is not the one that squabbles over trivial matters. It’s the rest of cast whose pettiness results in these squabbles.

          • Weeds1

            It was when they went on a trip to Puerto Rico with Joyce, I think. Yo could have snapped him like a twig. She’s bigger than he is and he never touched her. I hate Yo.

          • Marcy Scrot

            I can’t stand LVP the master manipulator or her hubby Ken, the puppy toter.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Ken is the one who annoys me. Dogs are not toys to be dressed up like Barbie dolls. If the dog has a skin condition, just put it in a onesie.

          • mickey710

            A onesie is still being dressed in clothes.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, out of necessity because of his skin problems. That is different from being outfitted it costumes and handled like a doll.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Is Scrot short for Scrotum?

          • OhSnarkyMe

            Ya killin me!! LMAO

          • Weeds1

            He’s a kind, happy guy. He stuck up for Brandi when Adrienne threatened legal action and did it because he felt she had no one else. Brandi abused his trust and now he wants nothing to do with her. Yo tried to say he grabbed her when he never even touched her which was a ridiculous lie. The video proved Yo to be a liar. And she’s still lying.

          • Birdie

            I don’t recall Yolanda ever apologizing to Ken or Lisa for that incident–go figure.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Nor has Vyle ever apologized to Lisa for all the pot stirring that she’s done about Lisa yet, for some reason, Lisa is held to a higher standard with these idiots.

          • Birdie

            Lisa doesn’t find her security in blubbered apologies–perhaps that’s why she has more fans than the rest of them put together.

          • JustSayin

            You’re right, she did not. I guess she just issued herself a lyme brain pass, she was at 60% brain function or some such nonsense.

          • Pandora403

            “Erectile Dysfunction” is Eileen unless I’m mistaken. As for the party: wasn’t that the painting party for Gigi? Lisa had to attend to some permits and other important matters when it came to opening PUMP. Still, I do agree that she could have contacted Yolanda sooner. I gave LVP the benefit of the doubt on that one because it might have been some last minute things she needed to attend to and it had slipped her mind earlier. Or are we talking about another party that may have slipped my mind…lol.

          • WestCoastFeed

            No, that’s the party I mean. Since she knows full well that the drive to Malibu is over an hour, she had to have known much earlier that she couldn’t make it. I thought it was inconsiderate and she should have apologized.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Did it ever occur to you that she may have been involved with others in trying to solve a problem that had arisen and that she may have lost track of time? It’s not as if she’s just sitting around all day with her finger up her nose like her castmates are.

          • WestCoastFeed

            She knew it was a party being filmed for Bravo and that she was expected to attend. It was inconsiderate of her to wait so long to let Yolanda know that she would not come.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Give it up for crying out loud. You must be positively delightful to have as a friend.

          • mickey710

            Sorry but that argument does not hold water especially when it involves Yoyo. Lisa has attended a lot more filmed Bravo events on a regular basis then Miss Yoyo has. Yoyo literally shows up when and only when she feels like it. I have never seen her apologizing to anyone for her absences.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Even so, an apology was in order. And had she apologized, Yolanda would have no grounds for continuing to gripe about it.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            YoHo never has grounds for continuing to gripe but she does it anyway. YoHo should be apologizing to Lisa for failing to take into consideration Lisa’s reason for her absence and then using the opportunity to badmouth her once again. I honestly can’t recall anyone ever apologizing to Lisa for their many attempts to screw her over. Yet those of you who don’t like Lisa, for whatever reason, are constantly harping away about her not constantly apologizing for ridiculous crap.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            You’re like a dog with a bone.

          • Chloe

            She’s like this all the time. This is nothing new. She’s also rude AF.

          • itsjustme

            When LVP texted lemonhead that she couldn’t attend she apologized in the text. But that wasn’t good enough for lemon head. I think the lemony thing needed a pound of flesh and a pint of blood from LVP.

          • Dottie WhiteTrashGal

            Lisa VP said many times she TOLD Yo’s assistants/Bravo producers/whomever when they called with the original invite she had the permit meeting. These details always get lost in the gang up, thoguh, don’t they?

          • Birdie

            That painting party was the stupidest thing ever–and for Yo to lay some huge guilt trip on her was ridiculous. I am just SURE that The Gigi so missed her Vander-tile. A barely inconsiderate offense to a normal person is the horrifying deed of the century, to someone who spends her days taking posed selfies. Heaven forbid a woman who runs into a genuine business conflict, be cut a break.

          • WestCoastFeed

            That’s just the point. If Lisa had apologized immediately it would all have blown over. That sort of thing kept happening over and over and I just found it all preposterous and quit watching the show. Most of those petty squabbles would have ended if Lisa had just said she was sorry. Kyle’s hurt feelings over Lisa not defending Mauricio over the cheating rumors were another time when Lisa should have just taken Kyle aside and told her she was sorry.

          • Birdie

            Please– Lisa says that she is sorry all of the time, it’s just not “sincere” enough for them. They are the preposterous ones, thinking that she needs to jump through their ridiculously demanding, emotional hoops. Amazing how they all trip over themselves to be her friend, when she is so callous and insensitive.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            I don’t recall Vyle ever apologizing to Lisa for any of the horrible things she has said and done to Lisa.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            I’ve had to wait on getting permits before, some inspectors are worse than the gas and cable company combined. Either way, I’d have skipped Not-Bella’s lame painting party too.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Everything YoHo does seems ridiculous to me and, of course, she herself is a ridiculous and lousy excuse for a human being.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Exactly!

          • UndergroundExpress

            Well in the current season Erectile Dysfunction (Eileen Davidson) wants an appropriate apology from LVP for asking her how did her affair with Vince start.

          • WestCoastFeed

            She’s one of those soap opera stars who joined after I quit watching.

          • mickey710

            Not trying to argue, I am just curious…..why read and respond to a discussion forum about a show you do not watch? That is like going to a book club discussion/debate about a book you did not read. Just wondering.

          • WestCoastFeed

            While I no longer watch the show, I did watch long enough to form opinions about the cast. And my main point here, which most of the other posters seemed to have missed, it that the story lines were absurd and those arguments were preposterous, and Lisa could have shut most of them down if she had just said she was sorry.

          • BeachSpin

            She did say that she was sorry–and she called with regret. No one is missing your point—it is just happened a long time ago. The others keep arguments going–not Lisa.

          • WestCoastFeed

            They all are absurd keeping the squabbling going.

          • The Randomone

            She did say she was sorry to all of them many times. To eilleen she even apologized two hundred times and asked her if this was going to be an issue and she said no but she keeps rehashing it

          • OhSnarkyMe

            You read my mind

          • teri keller

            Ita

          • teri keller

            If you do not watch then why are you in here saying anything?

          • The Randomone

            So why are you here, being very vocal? 🤔 s stirrer

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            And Erectile D. got a number of appropriate apologies from Lisa.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            “Lisa would never apologize and say she was sorry for her slights”, according to you. Yet you can only come up with one example and that example is very lame. Unlike the rest of these women, Lisa is a very busy woman who runs two restaurants. Problems can and do arise regularly in the restaurant biz and it’s quite likely that something occurred that required her immediate attention and she was forced to cancel at the last minute.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Right!? Maybe the whole bunch of VPR grodes came down with the same debilitating STD at the same time and someone had to run the restaurant! 😀 Are synchronized herp flare-ups a thing?

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Is that supposed to be funny?

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Ayup. Not my fault those fools are gross.

          • The Randomone

            What does this mean. I do not know about STD’s so care to school me?

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

          • chacha1

            ITA …. LVP had way more important things to do than paint a picture for The GiGi, she was dealing with opening a new restaurant and getting licenses and every other thing that goes along with it ……

          • foxy in the VAULT 💩🐛🍋🍈🚿🔑🛌🏃😩

            THREE, actually. Pump, SUR and Villa Blanca. She does NOT have time to languish around and obsess about what is coming out of her anus!

            HI Ella!

          • Blackheath

            Underground Express means Eilleen Davidson.

          • chacha1

            Oh yes, I remember that episode well, LVP was tied up at the County Assessors office and could not make her lame paint party, that is the party where Yolanda walked up 40 flights of stairs to her veranda while being blind and foggy brained and again, did not break a sweat …..

          • The Randomone

            😂😂😂😂😂

        • Blackheath

          I stated the same exact thing.

      • What’s worse is her fans (and basically every housewives blog) is obsessively on her side and slams all the other wives yet goes above and beyond to make excuses for LVP

        • WestCoastFeed

          Laughing. I have noticed that. Recently.

          • I know it’s painful lol. I was banned from the Housewives reddit just because I was against LVP. Apparently I was attacking her fans, yet they always attacked me too… But just like LVP her fans like to distort things and play the victim! I actually enjoy LVP as a character on the show she’s a good villain but her delusional fans who think she’s mother Theresa have ruined her for me. Beverly Hills used to be my fave, now it’s New York and Melbourne. The shows are better with better fans too.

          • WestCoastFeed

            They remind me of the Tre Huggers who defend Teresa and excuse her every failing.

          • Nordlish

            Yeah nah mate, you were banned because you wouldn’t play nice with the others. Nice try though.

          • chacha1

            Exactly !!

          • Yet they were able to always single me out for everything and have a go at me but nothing was done about it, but then every comment I made was dissected and unnessarily read into. Double standards.

            And I never even cared about being downvoted and SAID that I didn’t care about being downvoted (others mentioned the down voting before I even mentioned it) so you trying to use that as an excuse or reason shows how twisted you had the whole situation.

            Anyway it was a nasty sub, lots of ganging up. I’m equally as opinionated on the Survivor sub which I visited before finding the housewives one and never had any problem, then I came to Housewives and got singled out constantly and treated unfairly.

            I’ll be interviewing some of the US Housewives soon anyway to promote their shows on a new reality streaming app here and I was just on the phone with gamble last week getting behind the scenes tea, so I guess I’ll just settle with chatting to the ladies directly and you guys can stay on the sub reddit singling out others with different opinions than the mainstream and sharing items from blogs and websites that I’ve probably written 😛

          • Nordlish

            You got singled out due to your insults not your opinions. That is objective. I definitely remember you complaining about “being downvoted for your opinions” – yet again it was suggested it was your brash mannerisms & your insults, you disagreed despite the rest of the community approaching you reasonably.

            You’re correct, it was nasty with the ganging up, especially your ganging up on people for liking LVP now. Quite nice how we’ve got that little rule about no personal attacks against the sub users, and calling the fans nasty nicknames. Despite how you were so adamant they were not nasty on your end you were told how others felt about it numerous times and you didn’t even try coming across differently.

            It was never about your opinions on LVP, it was about you and how you treated others.

          • Firstly I don’t think one person can ‘gang up’ on a group lol… It’s usually the other way around, hence the gang part.

            I was never upset about being down voted I don’t know how many times I have to say it. Others brought it up not me and when they did I said I didn’t care, I would never get upset for being downvoted on a web forum everybody is entitled to their opinion and views.

            I was attacked personally, any time I started a thread there would be comments about ME saying “Okay you hate LVP” “we get it” etc etc, yet the daily Yolanda hate threads from the same people NEVER had those personal comments to the person who started the thread.

            I couldn’t do anything right by anyone. I would be told off for saying “Vyle” yet somebody else would say it and not hear a peep. Every comment I made was dissected. I said I wasn’t offended by Brandi tampon and period is a normal thing and somehow the mod (if it was you) says I’m insulting the women on the sub when I wasn’t! I couldn’t win.

            It’s fine if you don’t like opionayed people but it’s unfair to have double standards.

            I would be warned for saying “You think that because you’re an LVP fan” but someone says to me “Tou think that because you’re an LVP hater” and they don’t get in trouble? What the hell. I also never put in complaints about others, despite double standards, they just all did it to me.

            I also got lots of Private messages from people agreeing with me and my treatment but they didn’t want to say anything and get banned too. It’s clearly a larger problem but of course I’m sure things will be fine considering the people with the ‘acceptable’ opinion on the sub are in the majority, so people outside of the pack just have to lurk and not partake in the conversation unless they walk around on egg shells to avoid upsetting certain fanbases or mods. Very unfair.

          • Nordlish

            “Okay you hate LVP we get it.” VS “Oh yeah but that’s only because you were blinded by LVP.” I do recall you calling others delusional – and you constantly bad mouthed the sub, yet it took you this long to get booted. You broke the rules r e p e a t e d l y, simple.

            The Yo posts weren’t just one person and that comment was made after you heckled & trolled other users for liking LVP for quite an amount of time. Whenever someone who mentions they like unpopular housewives, they got up-voted for being brave for going against us Sheeple. Like you had been before you got nasty.

            Oh i know, they were told off when they continued after the rule was put in. Most of the rules didn’t come to be just because of you, you just happened to be one of the few who kept breaking them. Just like i stated before those didn’t come out until you got nasty to the others and what did you get for a few months? Not even a slap on the wrist. The admins & users were very patient with you, hence why you got away with half the shit.

            That’s very well & fine for others to agree with you but if you’re going to break the rules & whine about it then carry on with the other side of the story – like how you were asked & warned for months. Just like you received mail, the mods received reports about your comments. It got to the point where others in the community pegged you down as a troll as you were told constantly how you were offending & upsetting others. I’m sorry that people got tired of your condescension over how “deluded” & “brainwashed” we were to the point we had nothing substantial to offer to you. But hey, why stay or go to places where you’re just going to belittle others? I mean here you are complaining about how PRO – LVP this website is. I thought you had better connections to get your gossip? Hopefully i will one day find one of those articles you delighted in telling us about – but i guess i got stuck on those other articles that just dribble on in the sub that you like to pout about.

            You’re not the only one who has been booted either for their behaviour – but keep chalking it up about us Sheeple. Like you, others were warned about how they were coming across for longer than i would have possibly allowed to. Never mind us enjoying ourselves & engaging with people with differing opinions – just like we tried with you.

            Now i’m sure your professional – article, mind-set has picked up some spelling errors on my delusional dribble and do keep yammering on about us, you’re very highly regarded opinion is giving us publicity. However i think you’ll be better off in some facebook group or Twitter. So sorry you had a bad experience after your disregard for our community.

            BTW Good job bitching about us here, Like we would NEEEEVVVEEERR of posted THIS article from THIS website. /s

        • chacha1

          I make no excuses, just call it as I see it ….. I am surprised you watch and read LVP’s blogs …… I cant stand Teresa Guidice and never watch, will never watch, and never read anything she ever has written for her in her blog

      • Mags

        WCF with all do respect, you are the larger then life Felon fan. Has she every apologized?! SMDH!

        • WestCoastFeed

          Felon fan? You’ve got to be kidding.

      • tapestry10

        I find the only thing remotely watchable on this awful, unspeakably boring show are the dogs, the swans and the miniature horses. Everything else I fast-forward through, Now in Dubai, from what I read, they’re having absolutely idiotic arguments with each other about things so inconsequential, I fall asleep reading it, never mind watching it. It’s truly become garbage.

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      I will type this very slowly. Lisa had five months left on her passport before it expired, but Dubai requires a minimum of six months left on a passport before it expires.

      • That wasn’t the only part of my comment.

        Also, it was barely even a big deal that she didn’t attend. Wasnt only Kyle there? I can’t even remember it wasn’t a big deal, but LVP has made it a massive issue because she always has to play victim

        • EllaFitzbunbun

          NO

        • KKLS30

          Lisa is additionally angry because people on Twitter were incessantly accusing her of making this all up and when she defended herself with the truth over and over people still would not believe her and Bravo would not back her up. That would piss me off too. She have every right to defend herself when the facts are on her side.

        • chacha1

          Maybe Yolanda did not invite LVP …..

        • itsjustme

          Yolanda MADE IT AN ISSUE, WHEN SHE KNEW LVP COULDN’T BE THERE!!!

        • The Randomone

          Do you only watch gor what LVP says? Did you not see Lemons complaining about it?

        • EP

          This is the reason it was a big deal to LVP and her fans. Bravo threw LVP under the bus and didn’t back her up when she said the reason she didn’t go to Yo’s Sainting Ceremony was because Bravo insisted she needed to get her passport renewed before she traveled to Dubai, but instead of saying that they let people think LVP skipped out on the Sainting of Yo, just because that is the way Bravo rolls, shady. That is why she has made a point of making sure the story was correct. Because if it was left up; to Bravo, we wouldn’t know the REAL story.

    • Anica1

      Exactly….

    • EllaFitzbunbun

      The issue has been the same, season after season: they’re all jealous of Lisa’s many attributes and her many fans.

    • KKLS30

      Correcting lies in her blog isn’t a “hit back”. Apparently not only should they go after her on the show but Lisa shouldn’t defend herself.

      • teri keller

        Oh the hypocrisy of it all. Vote for Lisa Vanderpump Queen Pinky

    • Real housewives junkie

      Thank you, LVP has been queen mean girl throughout the seasons. She has master her role. I don’t think she is a victim by any means. She uses the information She has then turns around and uses against you.
      Was she being a naive person when she grilled Ericka about her husband and their sex life? She also used Brandi to bring ratings to her boring ass show VPR. Brandi called her out and she was out. Camille called her out she was out. Adriane called her out….next will be Eileen and Lisa R.

      • She’s a Dynasty villain elderly Regina George. She’d be more fabulous if her villainy was more acknowledged but it’s usually swept under the rug and on the TWO times over six seasons it’s been exposed the blogs and her crazed fans defend her so blindly that whoever went up against her gets thrown under the bus and cut like you said. She’s obsessed with the show. Brandi on Alledgedly podcast recently said being friends with LVP is exhausting because RHOBH is like Lisas child and her life revolves around it. She plans dinners constantly just to talk about the show and come up with plans and storylines. You only need to read one of her overwritten blogs to see that she’s absolutely obsessed with the show and her image

        • chacha1

          I respectfully disagree and I am not a crazed fan, however, why are you reading her overwritten blogs ? ….. LOL I think you may be busted, and good for you, listening to Brandi Glanville speaks volumes to me

        • Kirsty Taylor

          I think the fact you believe a word that comes out of Brandi’s mouth says it all! The woman who recently spoke publicy about her child’s genitals and said she still had to wipe his bottom! OK then…..

        • DEXTER

          Who cares? She’s on the show. And Brandi did not care about the show? She’s not even on the show and its all she can talk about.

      • DEXTER

        Oh I hope so.

      • Mist

        boring ass show – I don’t think so – VPR is the HOTTEST show Bravo has and is not about to think of it as anything less. Brandi’s classless mouth got her fired no one put a gun up to her head. Adrienne fired herself because she didn’t want to be called out on her lies at that reunion. Camille gave some lame excuse for not coming back ——Lisa did not have anything to do with their demise.

    • DEXTER

      What did she do? What does she have to be sorry about.

    • The Randomone

      She should be sorry that Eileen wrecked a home? 🙄🙄🙄🙄 girl , sit under some shade hiney

    • chacha1

      Maybe LVP did not want to go to Dubai with those back stabbing bitches and was going to use her passport as an out …..

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    When Bravo fucks with my Queen Pinky, they fuck with me.

  • Iknowthatsright1185

    Oh please we know Bravo is the biggest puppet master there is.. I’m in the position of saying so what, if you didn’t go to Yoliedo fake award ceremony.. I think you missed anything, her own husband was tired of her attention seeking sick behind.. Now I don’t know how many times Lisa has to tell home wrecker Eileen, she sorry.. Eileen is looking for someone to validate her feeling, and British people are not into feelings.. Brandi didn’t get this treatment and she did worse.. But Eileen doesn’t have anything going on in her personal life at all, and Vince is very passive aggressive.. Each season it’s gang up on Lisa V, she is far from perfect, but she also not the big bad wolf..

  • Marcy Scrot

    As long as she’s lived here and made the money she has, why is she not a ciitzen. NO sympathy- you’re either in you’re out.

    • EllaFitzbunbun

      Surely you’re not complaining about all the contributions Lisa and Ken make, the people they employ, and the heavy taxes they pay to the Feds and State, are you?

      Perhaps she hasn’t become a citizen yet because she’d have to relinquish her British citizenship in order to become a U.S. citizen and maybe she doesn’t want to do that. Each country has their own laws governing dual citizenship. Some countries allow it and some don’t and sometimes those laws are changed. Your making assumptions when you don’t seem to understand how these things work.

      • Blackheath

        The U.K. Has tough laws regarding dual citizenship, this I know as I tried to apply for dual citizenship between the US and UK. I was 4 months shy of the requisite that the UK required and the UK is tough, there was no leniency. Going to court is a pain in the ass and this is no exaggeration.
        You also bring up an excellent point about what Lisa and Ken contribute and the taxes they pay, guess what, they also pay taxes in the UK because they are citizens of the U.K. I only know this cause my husband and I have to pay dual taxes.

        • Blackheath

          Let me expand on this please, I just noticed I missed information. We have to pay dual taxes even when we are just residents, not citizens of the U.K. Talk about getting bit twice by the tax man.

    • KKLS30

      And how long do you think she has lived here?

    • tibi

      A strong guess would be that she, Ken and Pandora have dual citizenship.

    • Blackheath

      Trust me on this one, it’s not that easy. I only know from experience.

    • oops Hadid it again

      Why should she become a citizen? maybe she doesn’t want to become an American citizen, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m British and have lived here many years. I’m married to an American and have American kids but I’m still a British citizen and that’s how it’s going to stay. The only thing I can’t do is vote and work for the government which is no big deal to me. I don’t understand your “you’re either in you’re out.” comment.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Lmao, great name Oops, I like it better than Ella. If you pay your taxes and refrain from committing felonies (I’m lookin’ at you, Guidices), your citizenship should not be anyone else’s business.

        The “you’re either in [or] you’re out” comment is demonstrative of the inherent racism that some Americans think we all subscribe to, wrapped in “patriotism.”

        • WestCoastFeed

          It’s that old “America–Love it or Leave” stuff that I remember from the 1950s. Jingoism.

    • I don’t see how LVP’s US citizenship status has any bearing on the price of tea in China. LOL! The woman provides jobs in the US and pays a sizable amount of US taxes. She’s doing more for the economy than the average US citizen.

    • 📉 Snarky in Hoboken📈

      They are proud of who they are & where they come from…no matter where they choose to live & for how long.

      They make the choice NOT to RENOUNCE their citizenship with the freedom to do so legally in the United States of America.

      It’s not a slight to America. Just like many Americans would never renounce their own citizenship.

      • chacha1

        Her taxes are paid to the US and she employs many people

    • Melissa

      @Marvy her $ came before she came here. She pays a great deal in taxes both local, state, and country. She opened up jobs here in the U.S. what else do you want? “NO sympathy- you’re either in or you’re out.” Are you kidding? Sad just sad.

    • Vogue

      You get Yokanda, who became American on tv, not working, called sick, also set up an account to steal money from you and send it to her friend in France.

      • chacha1

        send it to her friend in France and then have it funneled back to her so she can pay Daisy

    • The Randomone

      You are a loon

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  • Lila

    Hats off to you Beach! And totally agree with you. Right. You piss off Pinky, you piss off alot of fans. No footage of Uk. That would have been nice to see. Instead , we get Yo and her confidants Kim and disgusting BG putting her worthless 2 cents in. Smh

  • Bryan

    No one should hold it against her for not going to that sham awards

  • Nick’s daughter

    LVP is So VanderFabulous in her gold sunglasses 🕶 WANT THEM!! 😎

  • DEXTER

    The difference? Yoda is a liar, LVP is not. Eileen is deeply ashamed of her marriage, LVP is proud and happy about her. Lisa Rinna is a malleable piece of silly putty that picks up the appearance of whatever she is near, LVP is a real person with real thoughts and beliefs.
    Yoda is not likeable. LVP is. And worse case scenario – Yoda is fine now. She went to a party in NYC that LVP could not attend. Who cares? Yoda does, because she wants it filmed and aired. So what if LVP questions whether rude Yoda is a liar or a faker or a malingerer. She is.

    • chacha1

      GREAT COMMENT AND SPOT ON

  • The Randomone

    Thank you for this article!!! Honestly Bravo and it’s buggest minion Lemkns, are really really pis sing me off. Eileen should not have stolen that man if she is consumed with this much shame and guilt really. She needs to deal with her demons. The other soap actress – deeply disappointed. I liked her but she can join Brandi. Leave Lisa alone. Ridiculous!!

  • Mist

    Lisa doesn’t need Bravo she and Ken have millions. The other morons may not go on food stamps but they(except for Erica) would miss the check sooner or later.
    But Bravo does need Lisa Vanderpump -I don’t understand why they keep up with this ganging up on her. It’ll be interesting to see if she returns I would miss her a lot but I wouldn’t blame her if she did leave.

    • itsjustme

      Not only would I miss her,video wouldn’t watch any more. LVP IS rhobh as far as I’m concerned. The others are simply bit players who are fillers for the hour.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Beach did you see Evolutions really rude reply to LVP quoting her words about the trip in the show? LVP has had a lot of tweets saying she deliberately dodged the gala so people clearly didn’t believe her on the show which is why she called evolution to back her up! Quite disingenuous of them to basically say well we aired your explanation when they also aired Yolanda’s shade at her not going!!

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  • Mary R

    I think the “4th wall” is being nuked at this point and none too soon!! How much nastiness is someone suppose to take? It appears our LVP is tired of the fake shite that they expect her to take with a smile. Bravo & Evolution expect her to, in essence, hug her abuser.