‘RHOBH’ Yolanda Hadid Takes Her Health Journey To Tahiti — See Pics!

Posted on Apr 2 2016 - 10:30am by Dani-K

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Yolanda Hadid is not shy about sharing her health journey via social media. Over Easter, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, spent time resting and relaxing in Tahiti.

❤️Easter morning solitude………. #Reflection #CountingMyBlessings

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With the view from the air to the villas over the water, Yolanda knows how to escape from it all in style. Of course the rest of us are stuck at home, but we can live vicariously.

❤️Peaceful destination……….. #Earth #Easter

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Her takeaway – “Good, Better, Best, never let it rest…. Until your good is better and your better is your Best………. #MyHealthJourney

Check out the pictures that Yolanda posted on Instagram of her incredible vacation in paradise.

❤️Trust what the Earth made and the energy it provides…….. #Healing #Mind #Body #Spirit

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❤️Healing on the clock of the universe……. #Sunset #Gratitude

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❤️The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased; it can only be accepted…… #NoteToSelf

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❤My favorite fruit from paradise…….. #Coconut #islandlife

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Then tune into next week’s RHOBH episode to see Yolanda hang out with BFF’s Brandi Glanville and Kim Richards while the other ladies continue to enjoy the excessive displays of wealth in Dubai. #Jealous 

 

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  • Sandy Wood

    AGAIN, with the twisted, mis-shapen feet!!! Maybe she is trying to attract a foot fetishist.

    Those look like professional photos…wonder who her travel companion was.

    • Perturbed

      Hi Sandy! I was wondering the same thing. Probably Daisy, because she gets PAID to listen to Yonut’s BS (and take pix). I bet her own kids are sick of listening to her. She sure seems active and healthy for someone with such a debilitating condition! I cannot STAND this woman- she better be gone next year!

      • twifan2

        Or at least downgrade her to ‘A Friend of a Housewife’. But I don’t think she’ll be ‘gone’. 🙁

    • twifan2

      Maybe she’s trying to get a Dr. Scholl’s contract?
      ***

      Did she have a ‘crew’ like Ericka had in Dubai with her? :/

      • Sandy Wood

        LOL…Remedial footwear model…new career.

        Funny how she has recovered enough to apply lotions and potions for a holiday, but appeared at social events in California bare-faced (except a little carefully applied under eye brown shadow)

        • twifan2

          Wanna bet she manages to ‘contract’ some rare Polynesian diease. :/

          • Sandy Wood

            The Bora Bora Blight has a nice ring to it, and probably quite obscure and untreatable.

          • Blackheath

            I wonder if the Zika virus is in Tahiti?

          • annamaria10

            Her new plight to fame and fortune…Zika, If it’s in Tahiti, Yonuts will find it for you.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Awwww, Jeebus! She probably will be on that train next. SMFH.

  • Blackheath

    Am I correct in saying that YoYo could not travel due to brain swelling, or am I wrong?

    • Contessa Bel Raven

      Yolanda can travel whenever SHE wants. Even at the height of her illness she was travelling around the world for treatments. I can understand the confusion of the other HW’s and quite a few viewers. She picks and chooses what events she wants to attend.

      • twifan2

        Avoid what events she wants to.
        That Big Foot minx! 🙂

        • Contessa Bel Raven

          Granted there are absolutely events I avoid because I know that my health wouldn’t be up to the stress of getting ready and actually going. That being said I’m also not signed up for a reality show.

        • MidwestMiddie

          rofl

    • twifan2

      Guess her head got small enough to be able to board the plane? :/

    • kate

      she’s probably on a “cheat day” from her illness.

      • Blackheath

        I do love a good “cheat day”.

    • Blackheath

      Well, I just want to let everyone know that I won’t be getting “enraged” by these Instagram photos, however, I may throw a wine glass.

      • twifan2

        Make sure it’s an empty glass! Don’t waste ‘good’ wine! 😉

        • Blackheath

          I promise to make sure that glass stays empty!

          • twifan2

            Bless you! 🙂
            Cheers

          • Blackheath

            I may refill it a few times before I throw it.

          • twifan2

            YES! We need to exercise those arms! 🙂
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            https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l1I1zD5zVPI/maxresdefault.jpg

          • Blackheath

            Look at that, can use everyday household products!

          • twifan2

            Why not, BUT after you clean. 😉

          • Blackheath

            Aaaaawwww C’Mon, really!? Clean first! Man!

          • twifan2

            You play, you gotta PAY! 🙂
            The reward is sssoooo rewarding tho! 🙂
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            http://www.animated-gifs.eu/kitchen-wine/0011.gif

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Twi! That vino looks refreshing. What kind of wine is it?

          • twifan2

            Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
            Wally World’s Finest Rose’. 🙂

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Wow! I didn’t realize I’ve been exercising. I feel ashamed, lmao!

          • Blackheath

            It’s ok girl, we won’t tell anyone.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Teeheee, thanks. I would want my secret workout shame to make it into mainstream knowledge, LOL.

          • Perturbed

            Lol, now THAT is my kind of workout! Who needs the gym?

          • SassyMcAsspants

            RIGHT?!

          • twifan2

            Gin! 😉

          • SassyMcAsspants

            As you should! And anyway, some of it might “splash” out of the glass while you’re becoming more agitated looking at the pictures. 😀

          • Blackheath

            That is true! I must exercise complete care.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Heeheee, waste not, want not.

        • bellota

          yes, that’s alcohol abuse!

          • twifan2

            Blasphemers! :p

      • bellota

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Darris

    Goodness this pics are stunning. I would love to visit

    • Perturbed

      I think this is the same resort where RHOC stayed last year – it’s gorgeous.

    • Anica1

      Yes! Me too!

  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    Boring Boring! (but at least we were spared sick selfies)

  • kate

    well, she didn’t fly commercial. I recognize those oblong windows from every time she flies private.

    • Perturbed

      Could she be travelling with Erika? I’d be surprised if DF still lets her use his plane.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        I would think Erika would be in at least one pick, if that were the case. I don’t really think they’re that close, friend-wise. Didn’t Erika say, at one point in the beginning, that she knew DF and Yonutter through Tom and that they were more like dinner friends? Maybe I’m wrong.

        • ScrappieONE

          Erika and Yonuts just started following each other on twitter just a month prior to filming. I think this is what YoYo would consider as a Hollywood friend

          • Elizabeth Fisher

            Which would explain why if they were “friends for nine years” why Munchies had never seen one of EriCKa Jayne’s shows… they barely knew each other.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Ayup. I think they were really more like acquaintances from the same social circle.

        • Perturbed

          You’re probably right. I think DF and Tom were friends, and Erika met her through dinner parties. I’m quite certain Erika only became closer to Yonut to get on the show. She wanted to gain more publicity for her raunchy EJ act, and in exchange has to defend Yonut against the others. So far, Erika has gotten just what she wanted: I’ve seen her in interviews bragging about how many Twitter followers she’s gained from the show. I just hope it backfires and they BOTH get fired (at least Yonut)!

  • JustSayin

    Quit with the “heath journey” bs already. Bitch, yous on vacation!

    • SassyMcAsspants

      RIGHT?! My health journey involves taking the bus to an over-crowded GPs office, lmao.

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lmao! Mine too!

        • annamaria10

          In my neighborhood, it’s called a “clinic”, not a damn “health journey”. The journey is the bus.

          • annamaria10

            BTW, the care is exceptionally good there.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            So true!

    • Marsbars09

      Preach JS! Yonuts is living large in Tahiti. She just leave it at that.

    • Why is this happening to us?

      She has to call it a “health journey” so Mohammed will pay the bill and so she can bring her “health advocate” Daisy along…. Lol

    • bellota

      Yeah, vacation is frickin’ great for my health, too. Stress is one killer mofo, but Yo wouldn’t know what paycheck-to-paycheck stress is all about, nor has she had to work that way. Hell, her non-vacation life would be a vacation for most people.

  • Marsbars09

    Has Yo blogged about what’s going on in Dubai? I read that while those heifers were arguing in Dubai Yo was kicking back in Tahiti probably laughing at them.
    Yonuts may not have accomplished her goal in taking LVP down, but she sure manipulated most of the women in doing her dirty work. However, by doing so, she had her “henchwomen” turn on each other.
    At the end of the day it’s each woman for herself. None of these women have genuine loyalty or friendship amongst them.

    • Nope, she hasn’t blogged about it.

  • Why is this happening to us?

    Am I the only one who was looking for the “Y&D” (Yolanda & Daisy) in a heart on the tree? Lmao

    I actually saw these pics on another site yesterday and asked if this was an April Fools joke! Lol. Tomorrow she will be back in her white bathrobe with her gray eyeshadow on.

    • BBB1975

      Does the B+N stand for Butt+Nematodes
      2be
      +2gether
      =4ever

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lmao! 🐛🐛🐛

  • JustSayin

    If this is really part of her “health journey”, then so much for #AffordableCureForAll or whatever bullshit hashtags she uses. When she puts out her book about how she beat da lymes, can you imagine this chapter? “Just take a private jet to Tahiti and let the earth heal you.” #ThanksYolanda

    • Perturbed

      Exactly! If she really cared about making treatments affordable, she’d be donating at least a portion of her vacation/shopping/limo/5StarDining budget to a special fund. Instead she has that Global Lyme Alliance spend a fortune hosting an award dinner at Harry Cipriani’s so SHE can look like a victim/hero. Nauseating.

    • itsjustme

      Yup. She’s the gwenyth paltrow of Lyme disease.

  • TartLemon

    Interesting how the supposedly afflicted Non-GiGis are never with Yolanda in any of the photos of “the JOURNEY”

    • BBB1975

      She tweets every move Gigi makes…but recently non Gigi was on vacation…and had to self promote

  • Bonitaaa

    Speaking of Reality Show Bishes…. has anyone saw the story of Tammi Roman of BBWLA, SAD ASS recent brawl on the streets out in front of a Fashion show Anniversary Party in Tujuanga California?….. It’s just sad this old Bitch still trying to look young, and hang out with women young enough to be her daughters.
    Please go look at the story and pics of her on Media Take Out sight……. it’s soooooooo SAD.
    Its SAD that old bishes over 45 and 50 (not really old, but make themselves look old trying to look and act 22) think because they loose weight and can fit a Junior size outfit that they still look young. But NOTHING can keep your OLD A$$ FACE from looking like Morticia Adams and your thighs and butt from sagging, looking like sponge Bob Square Pants…….. Ladies PLEASE accept your age, grow old gracefully and hang around women your OWN age, not girls young enough to be your daughters, and acting like your still in middle school….. She’s a DUMB OLD TRICK

    • Bryan

      She needs a long stint in prison

      • Bonitaaa

        Yes, I agree……. Needs to be ‘scared straight’ at her age.

    • Blackheath

      Is that the same Tammi from Real World?

      • chacha1

        Yeah the one who has abortions

        • Blackheath

          And didn’t she wire her jaw shut to lose weight?

    • Blackheath

      I am looking at the site. I have not seen Tammi really since the Real World. What outfit is she wearing? Please don’t tell me she is the one wearing the ‘solid gold’ out fit?

      • Bonitaaa

        Yaaaaaaassss!!! Yes that’s her in the Solid Gold Dancer short set and the Drag Queen make up and Wig……….. Jesus take the wheel…… It’s SAD!

        • Blackheath

          NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          Jesus take the wheel and make no stops. WTF!!!!!!
          What the heck happened to her?
          That is not aging gracefully.

          • Bonitaaa

            Aaaaaaaahhhhh!! But I’m willing to bet that you…….can’t ……. tell …. HER ….. NOTHING, in that outfit, make up and wig…. Honey somebody lied to HER, because it looks like, she thinks she’s HOT $HIT in that ”get up”! Heeeee heeeee!! Aaaaawww look out now!
            That’s what happens when you’r 45 going on 46 and trying to be 22… It takes a turn for the worse.

          • Blackheath

            Oh, they lied to her alright! No one would have the balls to tell her that she looked silly. I get that these Reality women need to look like they are cool, sexy and in the know, I get it but MANY of them don’t. I don’t care what kind of shape you are in, you can look like Madonna, but that does not mean I want see your 57 year old bum cheeks. There will come a point when we don’t want to see JLO and seriously, she is raging hot, but there will come that point. I look at LVP, Heather Dubrow, Countess and they dress appropriately and look like a million bucks (sometimes LVP shows too much boob, don’t want to see it.) The others need a major overhaul and I am not talking plastic surgery. These women should be wearing Chanel not clothing from Forever 21.

          • Bonitaaa

            RIGHT, thank you. JLO will be just like Madonna when she’s 57, shaking her ass on stage in booty shorts and shopping at Forever 21. There has to be a ‘cut off’ age when women should STOP doing this over the top mess, no matter how much they diet and exercise. After a certain age some things just AREN’T cute any more……… Oh and who’s LVP??

          • Blackheath

            ITA! Now there is one actress who is in her 70’s and totally rocks a two piece and you know what , I am not grossed out by it. Don’t know why, maybe because she dresses completely appropriately 99 percent of the time. Dame Helen Mirren, she looks good in a two piece. I myself am having those moments of ‘ sweet pea you look a little silly, don’t even’. I am still wearing a two piece but no bikini bottoms, swim shorts, no one needs to see my dimples, I could never subject the public to that scene. Dresses and skirts skim right above the knee and shorts can be at the most 2 inches above the knee. My days of wearing a crop top are long gone. I also think it boils down to humility which I am seeing that none of these women have.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Madonna does not shop at Forever 21.

    • Anica1

      LOL Tammy is nothing but a ghetto hood rat in heels….how are you that old and still not grown up…..she is such a loser…..

      • Bonitaaa

        Yes she is …. An OLD loser whose still trying HARD to stay relevant and earn her paycheck on reality TV, it so SAD.

  • Bryan

    That photo of her at the top standing there on her toes with her arms up reminds me of an add for Bladder Control LOL

    • BigBrothersMother

      All I notice in that photo is how long her feet are.

      • Bryan

        LOL!!!

  • KKLS30

    Health journey= journey to the center of attention

    My favorite part of these is imagining Daisy having to follow her around to get the allegedly candid shots. I’m surprise she didn’t use Easter as an excuse to caption that photo of her sprawled on the beach with “Resurrected on the beach after being crucified on a cross of pink roses on the orders of Pontius Vanderpilate.”

    • Perturbed

      Hahahahaha!

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Pffffffftttt!!! Pontius Vanderpilate. That is a thing of beauty, KKL. Holy shit!

  • Barb Jean

    could she just go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BBB1975

    I’m so over her and her lies

  • Jennymckitty

    And the journey continues…. Bedridden in Tahiti. Hope she didn’t run out of spoons.

  • T’s Martini Lounge

    This old gold digging HO knows how to get her stroll back on and has started to pimp herself out already. This is her trying to entice another old rich guy to marry her. She will find one soon, you’ll see.

    I bet Yoyo is pissed at Jerry Hall – she landed THE catch with Rupert Murdoch. If the timing worked out, you know YoYo would of been all over Rupert.

    • Blackheath

      There is always Putin.

      • bellota

        I just spit out my beer! Can you imagine!?! Both, riding topless atop a white horse. Now that Yoyo’s had her implants out, they probably have a similar cup size.
        Eta: and I can say that b/c I’m a flat-chested bee-otch and I KNOW Poot-poot has bigger boobs than me!

        • Blackheath

          You are killing me!!!!!! The riding topless is now etched into my brain. I for see nightmares tonight.

          • bellota

            So sorry!!!

          • Blackheath

            Could you imagine those two together! I think he eventually would have the KGB dispose of her.

          • bellota

            I mean, it would probably be easy. All they would have to do is introduce some plutonium or some shit and claim it was some fabulous new detox program. And that would be that.

          • Blackheath

            That would cure her Lyme Disease.

          • bellota

            hahaha! Yup

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Dispose of her in some gulag in Siberia.

          • Atlanta Girl

            Eventually? A week at best and he would want to give her a colonic of arsenic and battery acid.

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Bwhahahhahahah! Thanks for that image! I want to revel in it and etch-a-sketch my brain at the same time!

      • ohjeez

        lol

      • jane

        But in an ironic twist, Putin is dating Rupert Murdoch’s ex wife!

        • Blackheath

          I know, isn’t that crazy? It’s like there is a bunch of wife swapping going around.

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Whoa, I didn’t realize that! Thanks Jane.

      • EllaFitzbunbun

        I think The Yo Ho should go after Saddam Hussein, even though he’s dead.

    • EllaFitzbunbun

      Jerry Hall has a large personality, a great sense of humor, which requires a certain level of intelligence, and she’s well liked far and wide meaning that she’s on the opposite end of the spectrum from YoHo. The vapid and nasty Yo Ho would likely not be able to hold Rupert’s interest for very long.

  • sideof Sour Cream

    Andy Cohen is an idiot. lol.

    • Nick’s daughter

      I agree soSC!! ✔ Whatever prompted you to say that, I am with You on that!! 😉

      • sideof Sour Cream

        he got played

    • Trippinhhard

      I know that’s right and Ms Andy needs to fire her boring behind, Eileen and Lisa R..
      They have no storyline besides taking Lisa V down, it won’t work for them.. The green eye monsters are horrible on this show.. Also Lymes will never get that life style show she wants..
      She’s lied so much, she can’t keep up with them herself….

      • Blackheath

        YoYo wants her own life style show? Please tell me you are kidding? What, will lemons be her cure all!? There is no way in hell, I would take any lifestyle advice from her. She was so all over the place with her trying to cure her disease, every week off somewhere new. She never gave any treatment that she tried a chance as if it didn’t fix her right there and then, she was on to the next ‘cure’. Someone, please make YoYo go away!

        • Iknowthatsright1185

          Yes she does, I say what is she going to teach anyone.. Ummm how to use the different shades of white and how to lie about ourselves and then play sick again, to devoid the prenup.. She’s one nasty gold digger, but she can’t teach me crap.. She just a mean and nice nasty woman, under that fake smile of hers..

  • Trippinhhard

    This gold digger played everyone again this season, I’m not interested in Kim, Brandi or Yoliedo..
    She’s pathetic and any man that wants her is a damn fool, but there’s one born every minute.. She has several sexual diseases, and mommy needs to stop trying to compete with her daughters.. It must be nice to play broke and then fly all over the world vacationing, I assume her Lymes disease is under control, if she ever had it.. Those leaky breast could cause all the symptoms she’s had, besides starving yourself…. I’m happy for her if she feeling better, having chronic problems is no joke..

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    I seriously can’t wait for the day that Brandi realizes who really played her for a fool and outs all of their little secrets.
    I’m surprised Yolanda didn’t use her gas to visit her BFF Ellie seeing as she is so sick.

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Why didn’t Yonutter hire Brandi to be her “health advocate”? … she almost fits the same bill. She’s hooker-esque, has a way with pills, and needs the moolah.

      • chacha1

        Yes, and tells her what she wants to hear for the right price …. “okay we will say Not GiGi and Underwear has Lymes also, so what is the date for Not GiGi’s DUI court hearing?”

        • Wimbledonwoman

          I don’t understand Gigi’s global success ? i get the Kate moss, Julia Roberts , Kate blanchett appeal but Gigi no. I think Not Gigi child is more alluring . I don’t think the son is that good either …

          • SassyMcAsspants

            I agree with you that Not Gigi (Bella, lol) is more intriguing than Gigi. I feel like we need to start calling Gigi “Not-Bella”, just to bum out Yonuts–we know she reads this b’ness.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Oh that is brilliant, I love love it.. ‘Not bella’ I am going to edit my previous comment xx sassy that is classic x

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Teehee, thanks 🙂

          • Wimbledonwoman

            I just did X I love it

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Awesome. 😀

          • Wimbledonwoman

            I truly love it, but I have to go now or no bacon for me !!! Have a lovely rest of your Sunday xx

          • SassyMcAsspants

            LMAO … enjoy the bacon :). Have a great Sunday too!

          • chacha1

            ITA Not Bella it is !!! Bella is exotic looking and resembles her father

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Bella is definitely more interesting to me, IMO, I just wish she didn’t look so bummed out all the time. Although I’d be pretty bummed if I had a whack-job of a mom and a DUI. Non-Bella, to me is just too girl-next-door-esque … we have enough of those already.

          • chacha1

            I agree W… Bella (not GiGi) is the beauty in that family

      • Wimbledonwoman

        May I ask what is a health advocate ? Sorry to sound dim but is not a term I am familiar with ?

        • SassyMcAsspants

          There are people who are legitimate health advocates. They help people navigate the medical/health insurance system while undergoing treatment when they don’t understand how the system works, especially for the elderly. It can all be a bit overwhelming for some folks. Daisy, on the other hand, is not an actual health advocate, she’s just a hooker who keeps taps on the “meds”, lol.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Oh ok thankyou for explaining , so it’s a genuine health advocate provides much more than just accompanying someone to a medical appt to make sure they have understood what has been said or to offer emotional support. Why would yoyo need one other then to touch up the under eye dark circle makeup ???? I still can’t get overhear cupboard full of indulgent ( but perfectly aligned ) potions and notions …. X😂😂

          • SassyMcAsspants

            You got it, 🙂 They can also help people find funding for long-term illnesses/treatments (from charity organizations or public programs) or connect them with support groups, etc.

            And yeah, no shit! She needs Daisy to continue to maintain her Walking Dead look and make poster board displays of her STDs. Rich people bullshit, lmao.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Rich person ailments, too true . I always say to some of my mates who have various intolerances when it suits them ..’ Interesting that when they drop the food / grain parcels to a famine region( eg Ethiopia in 1985, rember liveaod etc) , the starving masses scrabbling for the grain weren’t picky saying, wheat sorry can’t eat that ,barley ,no sorry makes my bowel swell’, .. Give me a f’ing break. Now I know people ha evening food intolerances but I sense there is a higher proportion in wealthy middle class areas ( Europe and n. America ) than the whole of sub Saharan Africa.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Agreed, there are folks that have genuine food allergies and intolerances, but I think there are too many who just jump on a band-wagon in order to be trendy, picky, or self-serving. Do I believe that the biochemical nightmares perpetuated by large corporations on crops at the farming level are janking up the food made available to the majority of the population? Ayup! But on the other side of the coin, I think some folks just like the added, “innocent” drama of being delicate.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Could not agree more x

          • Atlanta Girl

            After I was dx’d with MS, was already on 13 prescriptions, doc wanted to add 7 more. Told him nope. I quit all the meds, eliminated all processed foods, dairy, grains, switched to completely organic produce, grassfed/pasture-raised proteins, and only a limited amount of sugar from fruit. In 3 weeks, chronic joint pain & insomnia disappeared. 3 years later, healthier than I was as a kid. Haven’t had so much as a cold. Still struggle with neurological & fatigue, but I’m a heckuva lot better off. I really think everyone should go back to how our grandparents ate – the chemicals and crap most people ingest is just insane.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            I hear ya, AG. I’m a big fan of avoiding processed foods and HFCS–shit’s bad for ya, no doubt. Unfortunately, most people do not understand (or refuse to acknowledge) that “trusted” name brands pump our food full of crud. It’s difficult (and sometimes expensive) to avoid. Not to mention the cultural destruction that is at play with processed, quick-and-easy, and fast foods … but that is certainly a subject for another blog, lol. I’ll pop off the soapbox … 😀

      • Wimbledonwoman

        Brandi was stunning but she looks so freaky now. I was a mates the other night and we were laughing about what we would do if we won the euro millions lottery . Obviously face lifts , lipo were on the fantasy agenda . Her husband ‘very London ‘ cabbie ( you know the london Hackney cabs ( taxis). we call the drivers ‘cabbies’.) replied ( cockney accent ) ‘ facking ‘ell gerls, I get them in My facking cab all the time, they look facking weird , facking weird I’m facking telling you’.

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Lol@ your cabbie! I’ve always said if I won the lottery I’d pay a friend to gently wake me with bacon every time I had to be somewhere–that’s my version of health advocate, heh. I hate the sound of an alarm clock so intensely it’s a little beyond funny, lol. I’d definitely lift some bits too, especially after all that bacon wakin’ … a different wake n’ bake, if you will.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            I am with you on that , nothing beats a good slab of bacon waking one in the morning !!!

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Right?! You always wake up on the right side of the bed when there’s delicious bacon. 🙂

          • Wimbledonwoman

            With a smile and nice warm feeling all day ..

          • chacha1

            Bacon and Popcorn …. mmmmm mmmmm good !! I love Bacon so much I should have named my first born after it

          • Wimbledonwoman

            A delightful idea but Not sure how you would have explained the rationale ,x

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Yeah, that would be tough. You’d almost have to rock that as a middle name … “This is my son, John Bacon Jones.” LMAO.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            😂😂😂😂😂😂

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Right?! Those are two of the major food groups, IMO. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some fruit and veg, but bacon and popcorn are the joie de vivre.

          • chacha1

            LOL

    • chacha1

      It is probably Tommy Dead Salami’s airplane, you don’t really think Yo-Nuts would spend a dime of her money,

      • Wimbledonwoman

        I have to ask who is Tommy dead salami , I am laughing and I don’t have a clue who you are referring to !!

        • chacha1

          Erika’s grandfather husband who owns an aviation company.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Does he? I didn’t realize that … that would explain the multiple private planes.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            He rents them out then, her private travel is tax deductable I assume , the mega rich get richer …….. I would love to see fredrik’s reaction if he was asked to sell that house . It makes carlton’s ( witchy poo) look like the White House !

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Ha! Fredrik is nutburgers, he’d lose his mind! Lol, I kind of dig their place, but my sense of decor is a little …different, heh. I do like a little bit more light though. I would kill to have a house with a damn library–although mine would actually be filled with books. 🙂

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Books that you have or intend to read. No it is a beautiful house and architecturally stunning but I felt some of the accessories , artifacts , were a little ‘more is more’ . Sort of like Vicky’s swimming pool with the artificial rocks / grotto. I can’t imagine that they ever relax in it , you know cuddle up on a big squishy sofa and have a little popcorn and bacon !!!

          • SassyMcAsspants

            If I could afford a house with a library, it would certainly have both books I’ve read and those I intend to read. I would absolutely acquire a penchant for rare books, as well, as long as I had the means to curate them properly. 🙂

            I get the “more as more” problem, I do like a house you can feel comfortable in, as well. It’d be tough line to walk, I’d want to collect (although many items need to be in a proper museum!!!!) and be comfy at the same time, lol.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Oh yes me too. I loved reading about Jackie Onassis’s apartment and how exquisite it was. She loved rare books. I love posting into an antiquarian book shop.

            My point about the books and wanting to read was that I can’t imagine Ericka reading more a $2 celebrity mag so I wonder why they bothered to put a library in.

            I love the travel bookshop in Notting hill ( i hAve to take all visitors to,portebello mkt so they can see the door of the house that Hugh grant’s character lived in ).
            A great book themed film is 84 Charing Cross road. It’s An old one but i love it.

            It was set in the 50’s as uk was still in the post war ‘austerity ‘ Period . ( food rationing was still i ) Anne bancroft’s character is a cool sassy New Yorker ( no pun intended ms sassy) who loves in cool loft style appt whereas poor Anthony Hopkins is the classic buttoned up , repressed stereotype Brit of the time . I think it is a beautiful film . In fact I am going to re watch it .

            Here is the synopsis from IMdDB:

            New York City bibliophile Helene Hanff (Anne Bancroft) writes to the London bookshop Marks & Co in search of some titles she has not been able to turn up locally. Store manager Frank Doel (Anthony Hopkins) responds politely to her chatty letter, and over the course of two decades, a deep, long-distance friendship evolves. Based on Hanff’s epistolary memoir and its later two-person stage adaptation, the film version incorporates new characters, including Doel’s wife, Nora (Judi Dench).

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Doh !! I thought it was. Maia associate , but hey if the coat fits !!!

    • chacha1

      Yolanda only kisses Brandi’s flat nasty ass because she has told her way too much and I am sure Yolanda was the one who made up the story about Joanna Krupa, the timing of that slander on JOanna and Yolanda’s supposed Lymes disease coincides and Yolanda can back everyone off her because she will say she was foggy brained and never said that about Joanna (think about it, Yolanda is always throwing the word “loyalty” out there, could be a message and reminder to Brandi)

  • Vogue

    She is a gold digger whore but what’s more annoying than her, are those idiot who support this con artis. She raised $62.000 for her friend who is living in France where medical cost are covered by insurance. Her friend lives in a luxury villa, Yolanda travel with health advocate in private jet to luxury destination for holiday. There are some idiots who call her inspiration and donate money to help these gold diggers. The stupidity of some people is just mind blowing. Do some research before waste your time and money supporting a con artist. To me she is like Taylor Armstrong, gold digger whore and a thief.

    • MidwestMiddie

      I agree with the addition of the Con-Queen, IG, of OC.

    • chacha1

      And what that $69,000 could have done for a child with cancer at St. Jude’s

      • KKLS30

        That makes no sense in the universe of Yulinda. Remember according to Yo people with cancer want to live but people with Lyme wish there were dead. Therefore Lyme is way worse so forget those kids with cancer as she has two baby Lymes.

    • Wimbledonwoman

      I wish you would not be so reticent in your views , 😘😘. Oh do you remember Taylor sucking the lollie ice ( or was it an ice cream cone), what the f….

      Off topic but I also wish Kyle would get her hair cut

      • chacha1

        I remember Trailor Armstrong eating cotton candy with her large mouth bass lips and I wish I could bleach my brain

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Ugh, that ridiculous birthday party that was supposedly for her daughter but was really all about some grifter camera time …

          • Wimbledonwoman

            And the poor dog got sent back ..

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Actually, that dog was probably pretty lucky to be sent back, in retrospect.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            I think I agree. My hubbie thinks I am doing the household accounts (it’s 16:54 here) , he just asked what is so funny about the account? I may have been rumbled X

          • SassyMcAsspants

            LMAO! Busted!

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Totally , I m going to have to sign off in a mo . X really enjoyed this though . Thankyou I am normally out of synch on the time line . What time is it with you ?⏱⏱⏲⏲

          • SassyMcAsspants

            It’s 12:30 here, but it’s my day off, so I’m making a lazy day of it. I’m usually a bit of a late-nighter, due to my schedule. I’ve enjoyed the chats too! Have a good one!

        • Wimbledonwoman

          Oh shit you are right it was candy floss and she kept breaking bits off , oops memory failed me x

          Bleached brain, totally 😆😆😆😂

          • chacha1

            LOL

      • EllaFitzbunbun

        Hi Wimbledon, we call it cotton candy over here.

        • Wimbledonwoman

          Hhmm Cotton candy is a more accurate description,, I wonder why we call it candy floss x

  • Wimbledonwoman

    I know most of you don’t like Andy Cohen , but hands up I do think he is quite cute and I really enjoyed his books . I don’t bother to seek out Wwhl as I find it too formulated and slightly patronising but I have watched a lot of Anderson cooper stuff ( YouTube ) and I think he is a case. I Also love the bed sheets in his Hampton house.

    • SassyMcAsspants

      I found both of his books at a library books sale. They are amusing in their super name-droppery way. I’m currently re-reading them because my mom wants them when I am finished. While re-reading, I’m drawing all over them and making comments (which is a little blasphemous to me, but feels good in a bad kid way) so when my mom reads them we can have a laugh about it together. I’m hoping to start a new tradition as she is several states away and we can’t get to visit each other as often. I think it would be fun to mail each other books with our thoughts/criticisms/reminiscences in them. I don’t feel quite as dirty writing all over Andy’s books, so it’s a good start, lmao.

      I also made a drinking game list at the beginning of them, teehee. 🍸

      • Wimbledonwoman

        Oh that’s so great that your mum is into the same stuff . She will love your comments. I always made notes in the margins, underline etc. In books I wanted to refer back to . In his biography I was wetting myself at his letters he wrote home from summer camp .

        I am a kindle person now but if my mum read the samestuff as me , I would do that . I think it is a tradition you should adhere to, and your mum should do the same . The books will become like diaries and so much more meaningful in years to come when you bother read them . I am quite moved by that , I think it is a lovely idea x

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Thanks! I hope it sticks and becomes a thang. She really does love her some AC, she thinks he’s adorbs too. The summer camp letters were pretty funny. I thought his Andy Rooney/Dan Rather adventures were hilarious, they sound like nutjobs. I’ve been wanting to read House of Hilton, so I think that will be the next one I’ll send her … she was excited about reading it as well. It’s a little difficult to find books that we’d both get into (I’m a history junkie), but I read fast and often enough that I think I can find plenty of goodies to send her. Plus the book sale happens often at the library and is chock full of biographies, so that will help spur the game, lol.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Did I respond ,if not , I can’t believe that I generally always read history or biographies ( George iv) at the mo , but I do love a bot of escapism . I am looking for hiuse of Hilton but it’s not around in uk so I am going to order a pre read from Amazon . Even though it’s shipped from USA it will only cost me £6 including postage .

          • SassyMcAsspants

            That’s not too bad, price wise. One of my fields of study (university-wise) was Medieval history, so that is typically my jam. 🙂 But I do love me some good auto/biography, as well.

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Depending on whose bio you’re reading there is often a lot of historical info to be gleaned even from bios.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            One would hope.

  • deb

    this wormy ass fake is saying in her blog this week that she chooses to repair, rather than replace. wtf. we all know she chose to file for the divorce and announce the news the day the new season aired. yet she makes it seem like David abandoned her. she replaced her friends, Kyle and LVP with the likes of Brandi and Kim but she leads us to believe Kyle and LVP turned on her. she replaced the real doctors for quacks because the real docs wouldn’t go along with her fake illness. so please tell me when she has repaired anything unless you count her leaky boobs!!!

  • Biscuit

    Yolanda has long said she wanted her own reality show, one that would focus on health and fitness. When producers didn’t buy her lemon cleanse lifestyle, she decided to go another route. Suddenly, in season four of RHOBH, Yplanda is struck down with a mysterious illness, later known as Lyme disease and so begins her “journey” to health. She has posted countless sick selfies, bizarro treatments, and health advice while using her Bravo TV platform to promote her “cause”. This season the whole show has revolved around her. Every episode either opens with a discussion or fight about who said what about Yolanda and her damn Lyme Disease. So you see, dear reality tv viewer, dreams do come true. Yolanda found a way to get her own reality show.

    • chacha1

      That is how gold diggers roll … she has it down pat, now on to the next sucker who will marry her wormy ass and then of course she will have a relapse and get more money

    • Atlanta Girl

      99.9% of people who use the hashtag #gratitude are just being smug twits. Ditto with #blessed. And don’t even get me started on the pretentious yoga poses.

  • equinox2009

    When I first saw these pictures from “paradise” all I could think about is now she is free of David, seems to admit slightly feeling better but still on her “journey”, has a new expensive place to live and will score big time in her divorce! After what she has put everyone who would listen thru I’m good and angry at her-she certainly had me fooled her first season but as each season since she almost had me believing her “journey” I’m embarrassed to say

  • Biscuit

    Exactly what is the purpose of these “candid” photos of Yolanda, taken by a professional photographer, no doubt. What is she trying to convey? She’s cured? She is rich enough to afford a week’s stay at a tropical paradise? She is looking for her next rich husband? She is a self-absorbed gold digger? All of the above? Six months ago, she was “too weak” to climb out of her bed in her million dollar condo. She was too tired to film more than 5 minutes for her reality show, she had “brain fog” that prevented her from speaking or even writing a coherent thought, according to her. Yet months after filming we see her in NYC for fashion week and now she is frolicking on the beach in Tahiti looking tan and healthy. Yolanda you wonder why people doubt you are sick. This is why.

    • Wimbledonwoman

      Perfectly put. I found the yoga pose particularly annoying. Also I wonder who took the photos? None of my holiday snaps turn out like that , mind you mine are generally taken in a beach bar with a beer in hand and hair crusty from the sand and sea.

      • chacha1

        LOL

    • Atlanta Girl

      Her “Lyme” flare-ups are quite conveniently scheduled to avoid interfering with vacations.

      How is it “solitude” when someone else is taking your posed pictures?

  • chacha1

    what is it with this slug and her feet ???

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