‘RHONY’ Season 8 Taglines Revealed: Watch the Show’s Opening!

Posted on Apr 1 2016 - 5:00pm by Alison

RHONY Season 8

They’re again ready to take Manhattan — and everyone else should take cover!

The Real Housewives of New York‘s season 8 premieres on Wednesday, April 6, and Bravo has released seven fabulous ladies’ taglines.

1.Julianne Wainstein: “A Jew and an Asian walk into a bar…then they had me!”

2. Bethenny Frankel: “If you can’t handle the truth, you can’t handle me” 

3. Sonja Morgan: “If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?”

4. Carole Radziwill:”I plan for the future, but live in the moment.”

5. Dorinda Medley: “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, martinis are!”

6. Luann de Lesseps: “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the Countess.”

7. Ramona Singer: “Like a fine wine, I just get better with time.”

Heather Thomson and Kristen Taekman are out and newbie, Julianne “Jules” Wainstein is in!

The Real Housewives of New York returns to Bravo on Wednesday, April 6, at 9 p.m. ET.

 

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  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    But I miss Kristen and Heather … said no one ever.

    • Wimbledonwoman

      Oh my giddy aunt, I could not agree more. To me Heather just tried too hard on every level and kristen just made me want to go and do something more interesting eg scrub the bottom of my oven …..

      • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

        Yaas~ I was actually being flip about Heather; I kind of liked her, but couldn’t agree more about Kristen. She was duller than dishwater.

        • Wimbledonwoman

          Yes I know what you mean and she did have great style . It was when she kept calling Carole radziwell ‘ radzi’ and kept saying ‘ I love you radzi’. ,it just made me squirm

          • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

            I think the plain truth is Bethenny returned and took over the fcking show. Heather got about 10 mins of air time last season, and what time she did get, she was made to look very petty.

          • Wimbledonwoman

            Yes agree totally. bethenny was a bitch last season , I really liked her in the early years and I felt so sorry for her in season 3(?) when Jill zarin was the devil incarnate but last season she was a pure breed sow

          • Blackheath

            ITA! When Bethany was first on the show, I loved her and her quick wit, she was fearless. It all changed when she got married, had a kid, had her own show, and the success of her company, she had a lot going for her and seriously kudos to her, I just think she got (excuse the cliche) too big for her britches.

        • Wimbledonwoman

          I think when heather calmed down and stopped trying too hardcore, she was good, eg when she was talking about her son ( and she did wear some good stuff ). I loved that Chinese coat she wore to ( if memory serves me) Aviva’s housewarming and also the retro dress to dorinda’s birthday party .

    • Darris

      I liked Kristen…she seemed the most normal and least likely to drive me up the wall if I knew her in real life

  • T’s Martini Lounge

    Lulu has to keep working the Countess schtick – when/if she marries, she loses the title. This is why she will never marry that guy! Bitch loves a good title.

    • Pandora403

      Lu is not stupid. She knows the show won’t last forever so why not use the Countess title as long as possible? I’d kind of miss her if she wasn’t “the Countess.”…..lol.

      • ohjeez

        at this point it is more her brand than anything else

  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    I still can’t believe they used the same cheesy “subway” shoot as last season but photoshopped in the new broad. Real klassy, with a capital K. .. *eye roll

    • MidwestMiddie

      Cuts had to be made to pay the Cable Felon’s Salary & the Failed Talk
      Show Host Salary. Andy looked around to see what cuts could be made because he
      wasn’t going to reduce his salary. : )

  • JustSayin

    Kudos to whoever is in charge of the photoshop, I know they had their work cut out for them with Carole, and she looks decent…in that one pic, where she is an inch and a half tall and I can’t zoom lol

  • MidwestMiddie

    Predictable Taglines —–Nothing Special

    • ohjeez

      overall im not impressed

      • Nick’s daughter

        Neither am I 😜!!

  • aemish

    Bethenny hired a writer, LuAnn caught wind of it and copied it, the rest sound stupid.

  • LuxLuxLux

    They all sound crap :/

  • Bryan

    Pinot Singer and her weave!!! good lord!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Blackheath

      I was wondering if that was a weave! I am curious if Ramona has the same hair stylist that Teresa Guidice has as it seems like the style is the same on those two.

      • Bryan

        Wouldn’t surprise me LOL

  • teri keller

    I dont care I love Bethenny

    • Wimbledonwoman

      And I think that’s a great direct comment ..and now I will give Bethany another chance

      • BBB1975

        I liked Heather too.

      • equinox2009

        I really liked Heather and Kristen-I did not like Josh, Kristens husband. He had better get on the ball, he’s going to lose her

        • Wimbledonwoman

          He deserves to he was an arrogant miserable lemon sucking prick. I did like heather’s Hubbie though , and aviva’s ( second one not Harry bubin or whatever he was called)

          • equinox2009

            Harry Dubin-I think he has been with EVERY woman in NYC! Glad Sonja didn’t fall for his bull, trying to get back with her Couldn’t be faithful if he tried! Have a happy day😂

          • Wimbledonwoman

            I wonder what attracted the women to the multi millionaire , arrogant , droopy balls, Harry Dubin ? You have a good day as well . Nearly grape juice, supper drinkies in this house, well it is 18:45🍷

      • teri keller

        I loved the way she loved her son

        • Wimbledonwoman

          Yes that’s when her true self came through. She handled it wonderfully.

  • Wimbledonwoman

    I do think the NY women are all in all a cool bunch and the most stylish, despite romana’s cocktail dresses.

  • Darris

    These are some of the worst tag line ever. Ok not even saying that as a hater or anything but these are TERRIBLE. This Jules character tag line is particularly bad to me.

  • BetteDavisEyez1

    A Jew & an Asian… Asian?!? Bethenny’s opening is annoying as well. As if every word out of her mouth is the gospel truth.

  • WestCoastFeed

    A Jew and an “Asian”. Really? A Jew and a (insert offensive name for an Asian) is probably what she wanted to use.

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