RECAP: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills — Lisa Rinna & Eileen Davidson Go After Lisa Vanderpump In Dubai [Season 6, Ep 18]

Posted on Mar 30 2016 - 6:18am by BeachSpin

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Day is dawning in Dubai, as The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills kicks off. We find Lisa and Kyle jamming themselves into wetsuits, preparing for a date with a sea lion. Erika and Eileen are checking out the aquarium, and Kathryn and Rinna are enjoying the spa. Bravo hops us between Rinna and Kathryn and the aquarium duo, hashing out Rinna’s rage at Yo, for ditching her job, to hang with two loser castoffs. Erika wonders if anyone would dare breathe Yolanda and L-I-A-R in the same breath—all we can do is hope! Meanwhile, Lisa and Kyle make out with the sea lion, and Lisa secretly plots to get the sweet, slippery guy home, so he can hang with Hanky and Panky. Back at the hotel, Eileen and Lisa dress in coordinating moo-moos, and launch into gossip. Eileen agrees with Erika, that “enraged” is a a big word—even bigger than c*nty. Rinna explains that she has resisted jumping on the Lisa Manipulation Train, so Eileen decides to shove her, face-first, onto the tracks. Eileen thinks that Rinna should blast out her huge feelings to the whole group—but for no legit reason.

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The women are venturing away from the hotel, and as they drive along, they  go from skyscrapers to desert, enjoying the stunning scenery. They arrive for a jeep adventure, slogging through the sand in their wedges and caftans. The driver wraps their hair in scarves, as the women gush in unison over their ultra-fabulousness. The driver takes them on a thrilling ride—while Eileen fantasizes that she is a supermodel—instead of a meddling bore. They stop and take in an interesting falcon demonstration, with a pro falconer. Kyle snaps a gorgeous photo of Lisa, trying to make out with it’s beak. They continue on, and land in a gorgeous Arabian nights staged dinner. It is exotic and beautiful. Kyle wrecks the aesthetic and blinds her hosts, with the tackiest sequined tent dress, ever seen in Dubai. Lisa loves the Arabian experience, but the other women grumble, at being forced into sobriety for two whole nights in a row. Erika is rocking an overdone desert temptress look, and her glam squad should be fired, and sent home. The women are served camel’s milk, and love it, until they discover it’s origin. The camel belches in response. A dancer comes in to entertain the group, and Bravo compares her to the women gyrating along with Erika Jayne. Those producers should be thrown into a Dubai prison, for that cultural insult. 

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The food is served, and lamb and camel meat is on the menu. Lisa is upset, because she has made friends with Humpy. Kathryn is a good sport, and gives ol’ Humpy a whirl—and he tastes like chicken. Rinna swan dives into the Munch-Rage drama, and Erika’s dark, glittery eye-holes ask if she even likes Yolanda. Rinna promises to get back to her. Erika confesses distrust of lips that never shut up, and Rinna admits that she hustles judgement, during her off days. Rinna admits to being shocked by Erika’s ‘Painkiller’ minus the ‘e’ video. Rinna shares her honest reaction, and Erika vows that she will never open up to Rinna, unless she promises to love Yolanda forever. Rinna muses that Yolanda’s illness, shackles her true feelings of disgust. The women all enjoy a hookah session, and Bravo’s special-effects team confuses the experience, with dropping acid in the 60’s. Rinna asks Lisa to clarify what she believed went down during the Munch-Discussion. They disagree about who was yapping about sicko Yolanda first, and how Kyle fits into the scandal. Rinna accuses Lisa of lying, and officially flings her moo-moo, onto the Lisa Manipulation choo-choo.

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The women hit the the marketplace, and enjoy bargaining with the shopkeepers. Kathryn loses it over a caftan loving roach, and Erika buys a cheap statue, to pay Kathryn back for wrecking her dinner party, with her big mouth. Rinna makes an appointment with Eileen, so they can bitch about Lisa, until they collapse. They return from shopping, and Kathryn, Kyle and Rinna meet for lunch. Rinna AGAIN begins blathering out the same rinse and repeat shtick. Kyle jumps into the mess, and cosigns that Lisa tried to drag everyone into the Munch-debate, and escape unscathed. Rinna proclaims Lisa caught—but Kyle says that she dealt with her sneaky  bestie on the spot, and ended the drama. Rinna HATES that Kyle doesn’t bite, and continues to bait her, to sink Lisa.

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Rinna arrives for her gossip appointment with Eileen, and her trusty mentor is ready to go. Rinna vomits out her tired story, and the duo exchanges knowing glances of shared Vanderpump horror. Eileen doesn’t want to be a bitch, so it is decided that she can be the number one a-hole on the cast. They bond over their true friendship, and their mutual Vander-rage. They are appalled that Kyle loves Lisa the way she is, and Rinna vows to drag everyone down into her swampy scapegoat stew. Rinna believes that Lisa wants to GET Yolanda—whatever that means—and was delighted to spin a pink web in order to get the job done.

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We check in with the glam squad, who are making sure their porny princess, is Arabic-overdone, and dust-free. The spectacle is ridiculous. The women gather for dinner—and you know what’s coming. They barely have time to order big fat cocktails, before Rinna begins flapping her lips for the millionth time, about the same subject. Rinna admits to being “horrified,” as Lisa and Kyle innocently approach the lions den. Erika thinks that “enraged” is too big—but “horrified” is just right, so she and Rinna prick their palms, and vow to be BFFs forever.

Lisa and Kyle arrive, and the group icily freezes Lisa out. Kyle gives them a tutorial for the next day’s expected conduct, and they all groan at the idea of dropping their ‘Sex and the City’ act, for a few hours. Eileen side-eyes Lisa, and gives her the cue. Rinna shoots her the thumbs-up, and  blasts Lisa for “rewriting the truth.” Lisa denies trying to bring Kyle into the Munch-mess, while Kyle replays her side of the boring story. Eileen eagerly interjects as moderator. Kyle denies labeling any of their sickie-pic giggles with Munchausen.

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Eileen squeals like a pig, over Kyle daring to be smart enough to not make a Season 4 mistake twice. Kyle admits that it may seem strange, but Lisa loves her, and is the fan fave, a million times over. The gaggle all honks that Lisa will be forgiven, but Lisa doesn’t cave. Kyle is fine overlooking Lisa’s “flaws,” because having a junkie loser for a sister, sure makes you appreciate a cool British pal. Lisa finally jabs back at Eileen, for her relentless pursuit of obnoxiousness. Eileen jumps back to the Hamptons beef AGAIN—and Lisa offers to open a vein, to make her happy. It certainly appears that home-wrecker GUILT could be the bone that Eileen can’t release.

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Rinna rants on and on—-and Bravo shoots us back to the pain of Season 4’s disastrously unsuccessful  Vanderpump takedown. Rinna pounds LIAR into Lisa once more, before the extended episode mercifully ends.

Next week, the Dubai adventure continues, and a couple of castoffs make an appearance. Don’t miss it!

 

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  • MidwestMiddie

    Great Read, Beach!!
    Can anyone make any sense out of this senseless mess of a Season?
    Bravo and these women should have their passports revoked from the US Government.
    Thankfully Lisa VP has her British Passport and can travel wherever she chooses.

    I do think this will be Lisa VP’s last season on this show.
    It has become too embarrassing to be a part of it and whatever joy was there
    has been gone for sometime.
    Even if she stays, I’m done. Watching these women bitch, moan and argue over
    nonsense isn’t entertainment nor worth my time.

    What’s up with Kyle still trying to throw Lisa VP under the bus?
    Splits can’t straddle both sides of the fence no matter how hard she tries.
    During the dinner segment when Kyle said she wanted Lisa to stay instead of
    “running away.” —- viewers should have caught Kyle basically saying she
    still blames Lisa VP for the trash magazine deal from way back. You know
    when Kyle and Maurico accepted drunken and drugged Kim’s and Brandi’s version over
    Lisa’s statement.

    BTW – Erika — looked like a fool as well as acted like one. At the dinner she
    said how she wanted to stop all of the nonsensical talk but she keyed up the mess
    by feeding paranoid Eileen, the harlot, innuendos during their morning together.

    Bravo has disparaged this viewer long enough. Bye!

    • BeachSpin

      Thank u Middie! 😀

      • MidwestMiddie

        You’re welcome.

  • Ravello

    Bravo needs to cancel this sad remnant of a formerly entertaining show. They tried to mask nothingness with a trip to Dubai. The season backstory about Yolanda should have been killed after one episode. The backup backstory about LVP does not warrant five minutes of my time. None of these women are worth my time.
    This season was such a bore and last night was so pointless.
    I am deleting this show from my DVR.
    LVP, walk away from from this nothingness.

  • aemish

    Thanks for the recap Ms. Beach! the clip I saw seemed to look like LVP didn’t like making out the seal so I will be investigating that for sure :o)

    • MidwestMiddie

      LOL

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      She loved it… I was jealous!

    • BeachSpin

      She LOVED it—I would have chosen that outing in a heartbeat!

      • Nick’s daughter

        Me, too!! a True once in a lifetime experience!! She’ll never forget it! Yay for LVP & Kyle w the sea lion, a fun to watch Scene!! 😊

  • T’s Martini Lounge

    I have absolutely no idea what this silly beef is about? I’ve been watching all season and I don’t get it?

    • Chloe

      Lisa R brought up the M word but wants to pin some of the blame (for her actions) on LVP and Kyle. She had nothing last night besides LVP and Kyle laughed Yo’s sick selfies on Instagram. Heck, who hasn’t?

      • Hawkmoon947

        Lisa R already humbled herself and apologized to Yo. Yo accepted the apology in her unique “some day I will use this against you” way. So, why is the Munchausen issue being revisited? I guess Eileen has no story line, so she has to resuscitate and manipulate one of Lisa R’s.

    • colleen

      Thanks, T, for helping me not feel like a dumb. I don’t understand the plot either. I thought the whole point t if this season was to expose Yo as milking whatever she has.
      I believe why this season is so nonsensical because of what happens off camera. On camera, it seems like they are talking in code

      • SassyMcAsspants

        A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. There’s several weak links there, unfortunately.

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        I didn’t get it either… none of it made sense

      • SassyMcAsspants

        I keep waiting at the end of each episode for: “On the next episode of RHOBH: The ladies literally and figuratively throw Yolanda under a bus.” Why has that not happened yet?

        • Nick’s daughter

          *waiting beside you for the 🚍🚐 Bus To flatten Yo 😉!!

      • Lila

        Oh thank you! Talking in code-exactly. I thought it was just me.Especially Rinna.

  • Jennymckitty

    I think Kathryn has the right take on the mess. LVP said that she thought that LR was going to bring up Kyle. All that says to me is that at some point LR said she was going to drag either Kyle or Kyle/LVP into the conversation. I believe that at some point LVP told her to keep the conversation just about LR. I don’t think either was lying but it was the context of the conversation. I also have no doubt that production asked the three of them to bring up Muchausen and Kyle and LVP refused to talk about it leaving LR as the sole talker. I don’t think Kyle or LVP are being completely honest about their feelings for Yolanda. She has burned both of them many times. I don’t think Yolanda cares for either of them either. Eileen is right about one thing…she looks like a big A-hole. She is the one pushing all of this. Doesn’t she get the fact that if LR tells everyone else what they want to hear that she is doing the same thing to Eileen?

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      I wonder if Kyle was the person who told LVP that Rinna was running her mouth off re Munchausens with her hairdresser? I just can’t work out how LVP found this out if Rinna had a private conversation off camera – it obviously wasn’t production so who told LVP in order for LVP to then call Rinna and “encourage” her? Maybe Rinna told Kyle and Kyle then told LVP and that’s why LVP said “I’m glad you didn’t drag Kyle in to this”. There is a missing piece to this story.

      • Jennymckitty

        I think that Lisa R told them. I think it was decided that would be the safest way to bring up the topic so none of them would look bad.

  • Chloe

    Great recap Beach. Eileen telling Lisa R what to say. Lisa R still talking about Yolanda. Eileen still talking about that damn apology that she has already received 3 times. I am so over Eileen and Lisa R. Please get rid of them Bravo.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Good morning Chloe. That’s exactly how I saw it also. Seem to me Eileen is the real manipulator in this drama.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Chloe–I don’t even think she deserved one apology. Eileen is a loon.

    • Hawkmoon947

      In the beach scene with Eileen, LisaR was convinced that Yo was the most manipulative of the bunch. Why didn’t we hear any of those concerns during the Great Camel Meat Dinner Blow-Up of 2016? Did Eileen exorcise those thoughts out of LisaR’s head?

  • SassyMcAsspants

    LR: “How did it go from camel meat to this weird Erika Jayne/Lisa Rhinna exchange that is happening? What just happened?” Ummmm….ya started flappin’ those over-sized lips, Rinna. What did you expect?

    • Chloe

      She stirs the pot then plays dumb.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        I agree, 100%. She also consistently exaggerates how a situation went down or through her choice of words.

        • Chloe

          She’s a raging menopausal manipulator. Hell bent on projecting the chaos in her home.

          • SassyMcAsspants

            I think Rinna lacks the tact to be a manipulator, she’s mainly busy sucking the air out of the room. When someone like her can’t stop flapping her yap, she’s going to step in shit eventually.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    This episode was just wrong. Eileen’s claws are finally coming out and she looks ridiculous. Lisa asked a simple question about Eileen’s affair. So now she’s pushing Lisa Rinna to go after LVP for some sort of revenge. As for Rinna, she needs to move on. She is the one who brought up the munchausen. She started it.

  • SassyMcAsspants

    Okay, I was not really buying the “Eileen-as-manipulative” chats that were happening, but after this episode, with the one-on-one talk between Rhinna and Eileen, I do think she has been pulling Rhinna’s strings. I mean, that wouldn’t be difficult, as Rhinna is practically a marionette personality-wise, but Eileen went from needy to vaguely diabolical in 2.3 seconds for me, anyways.

  • Elizabeth Fisher

    Why do these bitches think that Lisa wants to take down Munchies? Lisa has it all – three successful restaurants, a husband who loves her, six doggies, eight swans, two miniature ponies, a new horse (I can’t remember his name), and a son and daughter who love her – not to mention one fantastic fucking house. Why would she be jealous of someone who comes up with the worst excuses for not taking a shower and washing her ponytail nub?

    • MidwestMiddie

      SNAP!!!

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        Even the aliens agree with me…

        • teri keller

          That’s the look Erika was going for. 💀🙈🙉🙊

    • darknight

      Don’t forget the biggest thing, and the reason why Yolanda hates LVP, she has a hit show (Vanderpump Rules). The only reason Yolanda joined the housewives was to get her own “lifestyle” show, which she failed at miserably. Yolanda came to brand herself, but is now seen as a joke.

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        Exactly!!!

      • OhSnarkyMe

        So true!

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      ITA. LVP doesn’t give a crap about Yolanda – if she was ever going to take her down it would have been back in S5 after Yolanda accused Ken of assault. I think they were all talking about Yolanda getting paid to do a show but not turning up to work – the most bothered by that would be Rinna because she’s probably earning less than Yolanda.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        And if LVP truly wanted to throw Yonutter under the bus, I’m sure she has more than enough ammo thanks to her friendship with Mohammed. And, I think, that shows that she is a better friend than some of the ladies think … if she really wanted to destroy Yo, she’d burn that bridge with Mo to do it, but she hasn’t done that at all.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          Exactly. LVP never uses off camera information about any of them no matter what they throw at her. They are acting like LVP has it in for Yo for no reason when it is Yo that came after LVP.

        • Hawkmoon947

          Yo wants to drive LVP off the show, because Lisa must know where her skeletons are buried, thanks to Yo’s ex. “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!”

    • OhSnarkyMe

      And she has Mohammed. Yo’s jealousy is the crux of the matter.

    • BeachSpin

      I’m surprised she didn’t shoot an ‘ode to the nub’ for IG.

    • Sally Astor

      Tooo Funny ….ponytail nub

  • SassyMcAsspants

    LR: “LVP was already talking about Yolanda’s illness, so was Kyle. Once I jumped in, they were like halleh-fucking-lullah, happy day, let her take the fall. They backed off so fast after I came up with the word Munchhausen…” You just explained it to yourself, Rinna, except ya missed the point. They all talked about it, but thought the Munchie b’ness was too much.

    • MarcoPolo

      IKR–a 10 year old could solve this big mysterious puzzle.

    • OhSnarkyMe

      That needs to be tweeted to Rinna.

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Go for it, OSM. Girl needs a reminder. 🙂

  • MarcoPolo

    They were all talking about the IG pics, and RINNA labeled it with Munch–hardly difficult to figure out. Wasn’t the point of all of those ridiculous pics to get people talking–so Yolanda should be ecstatic. How does LVP want to GET Yo? LR sounds like a moron who wants to be back in a stupid soap opera.

  • SassyMcAsspants

    What a fucked up episode, when Kathryn and Erika are the voices of reason (during that last dinner convo), LMAO.

    • CNN

      I was irritated the entire episode listening to Rinna and Eileen rehash everything again and again (LVP is a class act!)

      • sideof Sour Cream

        I’m starting to think that playing a soap opera character for 30 years has permanently stunted Eileen to the point that whenever the camera is on, she becomes one-dimensional. There’s just something so *off* about her personality.

    • Lila

      Right!! 👏👏LMAO Well said!

      • SassyMcAsspants

        Thanks, Lila. 🙂

  • Lila

    I like Rinna but it’s obvious she can be manipulated / directional manipulated – by Anyone- including Eileen. And I’m sick of it. Again: HOW OLD ARE THESE WOMEN! Eileen’s reaction to the show -down , LisaR / LVP was like she just won a trip to Disney Land. Give her a ballon and a lollipop. And the ‘piece de resistance’- NOT, was the A p o l o g y.
    I agree with Kathryn or was it Erika, on how maybe it’s the English way of apologizing Or she just doesn’t like to apologize. Whatever the case, Let it Go! Already! You made your point! Over and over!! Exhausting!
    Aside from that tge ladiues looked lovely in their moo moos, although Erika’s raccoon eyes at tge desert was enough to scare a camel.

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Lol@ scaring a camel. Maybe that’s why they had a surplus of camel meat that evening. 🙂

      • Lila

        👌😀

    • teri keller

      Right 💀💩

    • Marcy Scrot

      LVP passes out apologies like pennies…they mean nothing except to make her look good.

      • Lila

        True. Unless She believes she’s truly done something wrong, you wont get an apology, or you’ll get a cheap one just to move on.

  • SassyMcAsspants

    Hahahahhaha, Beach…awesome recap! You had me lol’ing like a nut about an episode that I found mostly aggravating–a much needed reprieve. “Swampy scapegoat stew!!”

    • BeachSpin

      Camel stew minus the camel! GOOD–Yo’s IG pics have gotten snoozy–we need something else to laugh at.Thanks Sassy!

      • SassyMcAsspants

        No no, thank you! Lol.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    What does Rinna want LVP to own exactly? That she talked about Yolanda and the sick selfies? She has already!! and to Yolanda’s face. Rinna still says the Munchausens comment started with her and her hairdresser – so how did LVP find out?
    How do Rinna and Eileen think Kyle’s version of events at Villa Rosa confirms Rinna’s when they are two different things? In fact Kyle and LVP are the ones with the same story – that LVP said she was glad Rinna didn’t drag them in to it. What benefit would it be to LVP to have the two people on her side at war? LVP knows Erika and Eileen were on Yolanda’s side this season so what would be the point in sabotaging her own side if she was the big manipulator? Makes no sense.
    Kyle is loving this now because she can play the poor victim friend who loves LVP regardless of her flaws. The one thing Kyle got right this season is that they all have flaws – for some reason only LVP is judged for hers.
    Rinna has changed her story so much this season she has no credibility. If Kyle and Rinna knew LVP was up to something from the start then why did they continue questioning Yolanda?

  • Lila

    Great recap Beach

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Lila! 😊

  • JustSayin

    What exactly is LVP guilty of? Knowing how to behave and what not to say on camera? Do I believe she talks shit/snarks on Yofo in private? Fuck yes I do, I know I would, if I were her and being forced to work with that nutter. So she doesn’t talk the same shit on camera – so what? That’s called having a fucking brain and realizing there is a time and place for everything. It’s not a crime to know how to conduct oneself, these bitches should stop being jealous and start taking NOTES.

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Instead of looking up the definition of Munchhausen, these bitches need to look up the definition of tact, fo sho.

      • sideof Sour Cream

        Exactly. What this cast calls “manipulation” I think of as having some manners and common sense.

        • tapestry10

          So true.

      • tapestry10

        What Lipsa said and did was and is obnoxious. You’re so right, Sassy. It’s as rude as it gets to inquire into the details of whether another person is or isn’t sick. You’re supposed to send a farewell card, offer to give them a lift, send over dinner, end of story. Who gets into this kind of stuff? I know people who say they’ve got one ailment or another. I don’t know anyone who inquire further into that. I get that Yolanda posts ridiculous pictures of herself on Instagram, and also that she hangs out with two people I can’t stand. But what’s that to Lipsa? Yolanda isn’t sitting around analyzing Lipsa’s friendships, or taking attendance whenever she attends an event. I think Lipsa is seriously crazy. If it were the old days, I think she’d end up in an asylum. Lucky she was born too late!

    • teri keller

      Ita

    • OhSnarkyMe

      You nailed it. LVP knows how to play the reality show game and the others don’t. They are making fools of themselves, and hopefully getting themselves fired, because they don’t even know how to play the game LisaV has mastered.

      • Lila

        The Manipulation Game..😁😉 LVP knows how to protect herself. Very smart lady.

  • EP

    Thank you Beach Spin!
    Look into the image Rinna and repeat…..I will never talk about Yo and Munchausen’s again, EVER in my lifetime, and I will do whatever it takes to get Eileen, Yolusional and myself fired from RHOBH. Session over!

    • MidwestMiddie

      BRAVO!

      • EP

        Thx MwM

        • MidwestMiddie

          : )
          YW

    • teri keller

      High five lol

  • Yolo Idid a Hadid

    Eileen and rinna has made this show unbareable to watch, the conversations between them are horrible and how on earth did they even think this is something the viewers are interested in watching???

    They have ruined the show for the viweers, middle aged women behaving like rinna and eileen is an embarassement, I just want to tell them to shut up and get lost at this point, cant stand either of them.

    • MidwestMiddie

      I can’t understand their behavior at all. It is as unwelcome as YoNuts and Erika’s
      presence on the show.
      Eileen married her current husband in 2003 and gave birth to their son in 2003.
      Was she pregnant when she got married? Is she trying to do the impossible and
      keep that tidbit from her son? smh

      • Yolo Idid a Hadid

        The innocent question about the affair is just an excuse for Eileen to go after LVP, she has had it in for LVP since Amsterdam, I never believed eileen was this ugly on the inside from watching her the first season, but she has turned out to be a sort of person I dislike IRL, its not that LVP cant apologize correctly, the fact is that Eileen cant let it go and she can never forgive, and she doesnt want to forgive.

        personally I dont think LVP had any reason to apologize in the first place!

        • MidwestMiddie

          Agree

        • OhSnarkyMe

          No matter what LVP says, it will never be good enough because Eileen doesn’t want it to be good enough. #fireEileen

        • bellota

          Yeah, the problem is that Lisa has correctly called out, not in a mean way, but asked her flat-out, what “offensive” or “hurtful” thing did she say to Eileen? And the fact is that she didn’t say or do anything hurtful to her. Eileen just latched on to this as something she could use to legitimize her dislike of LVP. And she thinks the more and more she b!tches about the Hamptons thing the more it will be seen as something legitimate, but it actually makes her look more and more insane. Eileen’s just mad because in her heart she knows she’s being ridiculous and the fact that LVP also knows and won’t indulger her in her delusions.

          • Yolo Idid a Hadid

            That dinner in Dubai made them seem even more like stupid fools, and gained even more sympathy and love for Lisa who has done nothing wrong and nothing to deserve this crap from the jealous women.

      • teri keller

        Hmmmm

    • Agreed!

    • tapestry10

      I can’t stand either of them either. Both of them have dug themselves into a very weird hole. They should keep digging, because I’m not interested in seeing if they ever come back to normal again.

  • MidwestMiddie

    Rinna is menopausal nuts.
    Erika is a gaudy D List Gold Digging Performer.
    Kyle suffers from being a Richard Sister and her lifelong jealousy of Lisa VP.
    Kathryn is too new to know. She needs to play catch-up or duck.
    Eileen is a home wreaking harlot suffering backlashes of remorse and menopausal
    outbursts.

    Lisa Vanderpump is the Lady of the House. When she leaves, they will all
    crumble into forgotten stage dust. Whoosh ……….

    • Marcy Scrot

      LVP is no lady

      • MidwestMiddie

        Well most Bravo fans refer to her as, “Queen.”

      • EP

        In your opinion. Many others disagree!

  • teri keller

    Wait, wait kyle told Lisa she’d take her down in flames with, excuse the language inadvance …What u talking about BITCH…You already tried that time after time You low life excuse for a has been wannabesnakeinamoomoo U make me sick I would love to piss in ur shoes

    • OhSnarkyMe

      Please teri, tell us how you really feel!! ;o) LMAO at piss in her shoes!!!

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Bwahahhaaa!!

  • Trippinhhard

    Lisa R and Elieen is two f the dumbest GAW (grown ass women) I see on this show.. What is it they want from Lisa. Elieen is like a dog with a bone, yes bitch you cheated and got pregnant and married a gambler, that shows you no respect.. Lisa R is so hungry she confused and they are all harping on Lisa’s words.. I’m sure Lisa V did talk about Yoliedo and her sick ass selfies in private.. Every season it’s the same thing, gang up on Lisa for her words.. How many times do Eileen wants Lisa to say I’m sorry, if I asked too many questions, regarding your cheating ass… This season is a rap and next week with Yoliedo and lame ass Brandi and Kim is disgusting.. I’m sick of all the sick people on these reality shows, I want to see the glamour, charities, parties and fun.. It’s too dark for my taste and Lisa R. looked horrible with that black scarf on her head and those lips are too ugly to watch, her speak..

  • OhSnarkyMe

    So Erika takes an entire makeup and hair team with her and she is the only woman who looks horrible. Great job Erika! It was like her gayployees wanted her to look like a joke. Her makeup was horrendous. Seriously, the muzzled camel looked better.

    Eileen doesn’t want LVP’s apology. She wants to be angry and she wants to be the victim and no matter what LVP says, Eileen is going to whine and complain. Such an ugly, ugly woman. #fireEileen

    Erika thinks she is so far above the other women it is just laughable. “I’ve been to Bahrain so I know what it’s like, these women have no idea” Ya, because shopping in the bazaar was so difficult. Get over yourself.

    Kathryn looked like she was over the whole thing at the Attack of LVP dinner. If she is the housewife who isn’t coming back next season, she is probably relieved.

    There was so much they could’ve done in Dubai and instead we were tortured with a stupid catty never-ending bitchfest. Way to go Bravo!

    • sideof Sour Cream

      ITA, Erika’s make up was a joke. She looked like a zombie with those black holes for eyes.

      • OhSnarkyMe

        Can’t believe her grandhusband paid tens of thousands of dollars for those guys to travel with her and they did her makeup like she’s an extra for a horror film.

        • sideof Sour Cream

          If I didn’t know better, (ahem) I might believe they don’t really like her….;-)

    • Mist

      Lisa R. – Eat damn it and then STFU
      Eileen – get the hell over it – you are not important enough to hate
      Erica- wow you have to pay to get attention from men just like your hubby pays to have you.
      Yolanda- anyone out there care about this waste of skin — crickets
      Kathryn – it was nice knowing you -doesn’t look like you are going to make the cut.
      Kyle – learn how to dress – you are too short to wear the stuff you wear looks weird.
      Lisa – why do you put up with such fools? You are fabulous. Just dust them off your shoulders like they are lint.

      • OhSnarkyMe

        Wouldn’t it have been great if LVP had said “I’m simply not engaging in this childish, absurd conversation. Let’s eat and drink and make merry on the beach in Dubai!” I think everyone but bitch and bitchier would’ve jumped on it and said “Yes please!”

    • Marsbars09

      Thank you Snarky! I feel the same way about how the women could have enjoyed their trip to Dubai instead of rehashing silly sh*t.
      Erika is ridiculous and Eileen is just plain evil. I hope both of them do not return next season.

      • OhSnarkyMe

        And they take Yoliar with them. Leave Rinna and let’s watch her flounder next season without Whineileen to tell her what to do.

  • MidwestMiddie

    May, 2014 – Lisa VP’s Interview on “E.”

    Would she ever leave the show?

    ” I do remember saying to them (producers) that I wanted to leave the show with the
    same integrity I came in with,” Lisa tells Giuliana of being on the hit Bravo show.
    “I just don’t want any BS editing. I’m no angel. I do make a few snarky comments and
    have a laugh. It is a television show. But I’m not in this business or on this show
    to put down my cast mates or get into a bitchiest, that’s not who I am, and I think if
    that day comes then I should leave.”

    • Marcy Scrot

      Then she should have left two years ago. I’ve had more than enough of her on this and the bar shows. She is not earth mother dispensing wisdom and charity. And her wussie puppy toting hubby is just too much,

      • MidwestMiddie

        Since you don’t like her, you have a good reason to not watch the show.
        However, it appears Lisa VP is the most popular woman on the show so she,
        I assume, will decide when to leave and when she does her fans will miss her.
        Also, imo, when she leaves, the RHBH will be no more—– POOF

      • Mist

        Don’t like her then don’t watch and complain – simple as that. I don’t like Kenya Moore so I stopped watching. I don’t like Vicki Gunvalson so I stopped watching. You don’t need to be a brain surgeon to figure it out.
        One more note LVP has been a fan fave for years – she must be doing something right.

      • EP

        LVP has been a fan favorite from day 1. Don’t like her, don’t watch her. Easy solution.

  • Ann_RS

    They flat out need to fire Yo, Eileen and Erika. They are destroying the show and taking it to the level of scummy Atl, which I now refuse to watch. Rinna is acting like a mean airhead and will do anything to stay on the show. Fire the other three and Rinna will wet her Depends and out her tail between her legs and tone it down. As much as I would be disappointed, LVP needs to quit the show. Three seasons now it has been an attack on her.
    Also, Yo knows that LVP sees thru her fake class and fake serenity because she is close friends with Mohammed. It drives Yo nuts to know that someone knows the truth. She is worried LVP will out her, but LVP has too much class to do something like that. The show is being ruined. I wish people would bombard Andy to dump these women.

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Ann! I felt so bad for LVP last night when the ladies were at dinner. I don’t see how LVP puts up with those low end heifers season after season. If I were LVP I would have excused myself from dinner as soon as they pulled that sh*t. And I think Eileen and LisaR need not return the show next season. They’re both crazy and need REAL help off the show.

      • Ann_RS

        Mars, they are just hateful, and so petty. I think some of the things they want to intentionally keep complaining about is something another poster here said. Off-camera, I think sometimes they mention to another, asking if they are going to later discuss it on camera. Kind of trying to get their bearings before they film. LVP is a pro at doing a show, and she kind of stages things, like if she spilled on her top, and couldn’t change, she would ask the women to let her sit in a certain spot when they go into a restaurant, so the stain doesn’t show. I don’t think she is game-playing. Eileen is also a fool to say that “how can they be real friends?” LVP doesn’t want the “real” friendship. She knows what they are and how awful they are also. It is a show. Eileen also doesn’t want a friendship. She wants and demands blood if you don’t treat her a certain way. I think a lot of her pettiness is she is miserable in her marriage and cannot control her gambling husband who probably plays games all the time to avoid real conversations. She needs to go back to her soap operas, and leave the show.

  • Awesome recap Beach!

    After I got over yelling at my TV, I thought about what I witnessed last night. And I’ve come to the conclusion that Rinna needs to deal with the demons eating her alive literally…poor thang is HUNGRY! Her eating disorder is starving her brain and body of much needed nutrients to think rationally.

    Despite all the rumors (for years) about her eating disorder, she denies it but I never see her eating. Eat a damn sandwich, go to a psychiatrist and get help, Rinna!

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Doc! You’re not the only person that feels this way. I was wondering why LisaR was behaving the way she was on last night’s episode. Her brain and body may be in need of REAL nutrition. I think the lack of nutrients is affecting her mental health.

    • Why is this happening to us?

      She’s HANGRY! Lol
      It’s a word…it’s when you are hungry and angry at the same time! She is just that! Lmao

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Seusseroo! Maybe that’s because Rinna can’t TALK when she’s chewing–too big a sacrifice.

  • colleen

    I love the funny spin you write, Beach.
    1. Convienent cameras rolling during Yo/Kim/Brandi’s picnic 2. No way would Brandi picnic without booze 3. Yo resorts to black eye shadow UNDER eyes to look worse 4. Rinna does need to eat. She looks years older and her hair is brittle and dead. I gotta run; I’ll stop for now

    • BeachSpin

      THANKS Colleen–these women make it so easy! 🙄

  • LuxLuxLux

    SOOOOO Lisa Rinna starts s*** then asks how the s*** got started? Really bitch?

    • chacha1

      you nailed it …. she is a looney toon, a back stabber and has shown a violent side to her … and I am being nice today

  • Marsbars09

    Hi all! I just want to say what a fabulous place Dubai seems to be. Not everyone is blessed with the opportunity to visit such an extravagant place with most of your expenses covered. Despite the silly arguments, I hope the ladies really took the time to experience what the exotic city offered. I would be too much in awe to think of anything else besides where I was.

  • Marsbars09

    Does anyone ever wonder about LisaR’s mental health? She acted particularly crazy on last night’s episode. She was so wound up about whether LVP used her as a scapegoat to announce to the world that Yonuts may have Munchhausen’s. Actually she was so wound up she made herself believe that LVP actually did set her up. LisaR also believes Kyle knew something too.
    I’m confused as to what’s going on. Towards the end of the episode Kyle was crying about how she didn’t want to lose LVP’s “friendship” or throw her under the bus regarding their private conversation about Yonuts. Can someone please clarify?

    • Why is this happening to us?

      Hi Mars! I am so totally confused as well. Lol..I thought it was just me because I missed the first half of the show. Going to watch now, but from the looks of it, I don’t think it will make anything clearer for me! Looks like everyone else is just as confused.
      It appears things were said and done off camera and that we are not privy to this information, which is why it makes no sense to us.

    • Biscuit

      Mars I read last night on another blog, one that is very reliable. The writer of the blog stated that last year ALL of the cast mates told Andy Cohen and his media product in crew, that they refused to film with Kim and Brandi. As a result of this, Kim and Brandi were fired from the show. Yolanda was part of the group that refused to film with them too, Then she went beh d everyone’s back and filmed episodes with Brandi and Kim. This infuriated Lisa Rinna and the others, but they are not allow to discuss it. So that explains why Lisa Rinna was so angry at the beach with Eileen and why she question why Yolanda couldn’t make Erika’s dinner party, but was okay to film with Brandi and Kim, when they all agreed not too. I think Yolanda’s actions have also made Lisa Rinna quest in her illness.

      • Nick’s daughter

        Biscuit, that’s All true & the Real Story behind-the-scenes!! Yo filmed at a Park with Brandi & Kim. No one wants to film with her & talk about her Journey/fake illnesses & quack treatments. Just Go, Yo! Make like a tree & leave!! 🍁

      • chacha1

        Now it all adds up !! I believe it

  • LuxLuxLux

    1 minute Erika is ready for the argument, gearing up Rinna the next she’s complaining about fighting on the beach?! I have to keep pausing the show cos it’s pissing me off so much!!

  • Marsbars09

    It appears Eileen is so angry about LVP asking her about her affair on national TV she’s manipulated LisaR into “confronting” LVP about using her as a scapegoat. LisaR has got to be one of the dumbest, weakest characters on the housewives franchise. I bet Harry regrets her joining the show.
    I feel Eileen has deeper issues than LVP asking her about an affair she indeed had. There’s something psychologically not healthy about Eileen.

    • Why is this happening to us?

      For someone who doesn’t want to talk about “the affair” because it’s so taboo, she is doing a damn good job of bringing it up every 5 minutes! Let it go already! Nobody cares! Lol

      • Marsbars09

        Hey Why! How are you doing? I hope you had a wonderful Easter.
        You have a great point about Eileen continuously bringing up her affair. Eileen is probably hoping LVP will “break” and formally apologize to her.

        • Why is this happening to us?

          Hi Mars! Doing good! Hope you are well! Had a wonderful Easter and hope you did too! 🐰🌷🐣

          Ugh…Eileen needs to GTF over it already! It’s all she has going for her this season- her storyline- so she keeps it going and going. I guess she is used to soap operas where they can drag out a storyline for 3 years! Lol

          • Eileen seems like a shark who smells blood. In the next episode she blows up and pounds her hand on the table because Kyle won’t confront Lisa Vanderpump. She’s a real psycho.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Omg! Lol. She thinks she is in “soap opera mode” lol

      • Hey Why! That affair seems to be haunting her. And like most cheaters she ended up with NO prize. LVP didn’t repeat a rumor, the affair was a fact.

        • Why is this happening to us?

          Hi Doc!
          I think that affair is haunting her. It must be since she keeps harping on it. She really didn’t win a prize…he seems like a big loser to me.
          It was a fact. Eileen just doesn’t like hearing it.

    • DOITTO! Your assessment is perfect. Spot on!

    • Aleggra

      I agree w/everything you’ve said about Rinna. I caught it last season. I knew she was a loon. I didn’t know she was a weak loom, as you observed. I don’t think Eileen’s problem w/LVP is about the affair. At first I did. I think it’s about LVP herself. The type of person LVP is, which is completely opposite to Eileen. I think Eileen has ethics. And she has now seen none in LVP. I think she feels embarrassed on how she was taken in by LVP. E feels duped. And that’s what she can’t let go. Plus, she might be having major marital issues. So all of this swirls around in her brain & she can’t let it go. But, damn. She has to let it go already. If she brings it up one more time, she’ll do herself irreparable damage on the show.

  • Mist

    Eileen you have made such a fuss about how you and Vince hooked up now the whole world including your little son’s friends know. You must be proud. You should have just blown off LIsa’s comment and moved on. But Nooooooo you have been beating a dead horse for 17 episodes. Get the hell over it for your son’s sake.
    Lisa R just shut the eff up – You are losing fans as if you had any and your jokes are not funny.
    I thought you were a people pleaser – I don’t see any of that this season. Bravo we don’t need another season 4.

    • tapestry10

      Right. Lipsa, STFU. Press those balloon lips together.

      • Aleggra

        I’ve been saying that about Rinna since last season but everyone else seemed to love her, so I gave up. It certainly didn’t take long for her looney tunes side to show. But know what? Rinna isn’t the first one to “out” LVP’s secret manipulations. Didn’t her now BFF, Kyle, coin the Bobby Fisher phrase? Kyle sure has a short memory & seems terrified of LVP. I wonder why?

        • tapestry10

          Hi, Aleggra! Great to see you! I’ve been saying that, too. I think she’s deranged. Also, it should be noted, since she objected to sensuous Erika video, which set her Puritanical heart aflutter, that she posed for Playboy twice and that she and her swastika-wearing husband, Hamster Hamlin, are ready for sex, Lipsa straps on a strap-on.
          KKL absolutely nailed Lipsa, posting today: “I guess Rinna totally forgot writing this,”The conversation of Yolanda and her health challenges came up as we have seen happen quite often these days and I took this opportunity to really open up to the girls. As we know, Lisa V. and Kyle have had numerous conversations questioning Yolanda’s health and her decisions and I felt safe among this group of friends to confide about how these same conversations were not only happening among our inner circle but in my outer circle of friends as well as with strangers. I am no doctor and I don’t claim to be a doctor, nor do I want to give anyone a diagnosis. The word Munchausen was brought to me by my friend that these girls do not personally know, and I felt this was a safe place to bring it up. There I said it. I did. I own it. I don’t feel good about it and I was very upset that I engaged in these conversations with others that are as naive as I am about Lyme Disease, but I did and I shared it with these women. I now know I need to tell Yolanda, as Eileen said, you need to talk to Yolanda about it, and I believe that to be true. So there you have it!”

          • Aleggra

            All of these women needed to talk to Yolanda at some point if they had questions. I would have. It’s the most sensible thing to do. If Yo dismisses them, it’s on her. But talking & giggling behind her back doesn’t make Yo look bad, it makes the women look bad. This Yolanda story got out of control & I think we are all sick of it. But the more people comment about her, the more Bravo thinks people are interested. Now Bethenny is supposedly sick. Everyone is getting on the sick bandwagon. I don’t find it entertaining at all. I remember BH’s first seasons. They were very entertaining. I love the NY show but if it’s a repeat of another illness, I can’t watch. This horse, as someone else has said, has been beaten into glue by now. It’s time to bury it before the smell gets into all of the franchises. I refuse to watch NJ & Teresa. I bet she’ll be bed ridden pretty soon w/PTSD Prison trauma 😀

          • tapestry10

            I agree with very word and certainly won’t be watching RHONJ or anything relating to it. The RHOBH franchise intersected with real life early on and got tons of publicity for no reason having to do with the producers. It just happened that Kelsey was using the RHOBH franchise as the vehicle to dump his wife Camille. And it also just happened that the husband of one of the HWs committed suicide in the same season they were filming. That made it seems like these were riveting story lines, and for a short while, they were. But now that fate isn’t saving the producers any more and we see that they totally lack imagination. If the RHONY season is all about Bethenny’s illness, I’m gone. They’ve used up their lifetime quota of illness SL long ago. This season I’ve fast forwarded through almost everything because I can’t stand to hear Lipsa speak and the only thing I like are the swans, the dogs and the miniature horses!

        • tapestry10

          What’s the Bobby Fisher phrase? Kyle is terrified because the when she went up against LVP, (Puerto Rico) she lost on social media. Also, she saw that when LVP wants someone out–as in Brandi–the person is gone. Just for the record, I think what Brandi said was true, that LVP told her to bring along the magazine accusing Mauricio of infidelity. That’s what infuriated LVP so, that Brandi could point the finger at her. So she had to be shredded, immediately.

          • Aleggra

            Hi, tap. When Brandi, many seasons ago, began to suspect that LVP was using her, she went to Kyle (since Kyle knew her better) and Kyle told Brandi that LVP was like Bobby Fisher, a great chess player. Kyle basically said that LVP uses people as pawns (I’m paraphrasing but you get the idea). Almost everyone from Maloof to Camille has at one time known that LVP works behind the scenes using others to do her dirty work. I watched the same thing you did w/the magazine. The thing w/Rinna is that she’s the one who initiated the Munchies. That’s on her. I think what bothers Eileen & Rinna the most is that they’re just now seeing how devious LVP can be. I think this bothers Eileen the most because she’s not like that. She may have a lot of faults but she is pretty up front. She’s using the affair to death b/c that’s when she saw LVP’s deviousness for the first time. LVP could care less if Eileen had 20 affairs. LVP was punishing Eileen for leaving the hotel where LVP had invited them. That’s LVP’s biggest flaw: she doesn’t forgive. Ever. But instead of telling Eileen that it really bothered her, LVP punished her indirectly by bringing up a hurtful time in Eileen’s life. It’s really underhanded but LVP does this all of the time.

          • tapestry10

            Oh, I didn’t get the Bobby Fisher reference because he ended up a raving maniac, a lunatic, an expatriate, who attacked the United States from his perch in Iceland for all the last years of his life. So when you said Bobby Fisher, I thought she was calling LVP a lunatic. I think Eileen is miserable in her marriage. A compulsive gambler? Who could live with that? And she’s acting out on RHOBH over what she’s really upset about. She should have handled the LVP questioning by asking Lisa the same question, question for question. And she should have said they met after he was separated, end of story. She’s angry at LVP now but it was really Eileen who blew it. Yes, they were rude questions, but I don’t get steamed if someone asks me rude questions. I just tell them whatever to shut it down. And I wouldn’t let them know they were getting to me. That’s what Eileen should have done. This crusade she’s on is doomed.

      • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

        Hahaha … Brandi is that you?

  • chacha1

    Didn’t BRANDI bring up Eileen’s affair last season and then threw wine in her face ???? Yes, Brandi actually THREW WINE IN HER FACE …. Brandi gave her an I am sorry bubble gum machine necklace and then Eileen was BFF with Brandi ….. even took decorating advice when Brandi made fun of her Munster House. LVP played it wrong she should have threw wine in Eileen’s face and then beat her over the head with one of her nice pink shoes …. it appears Eileen thrives on abuse …. she does need a psych evaluation and a long visit at Shady Pines

    • Sandy Wood

      I have been trying to figure that one out too, chacha…the only explanation I can think of for Eileen giving Brandi a pass on the wine throwing is because she was the “new girl” last season and didn’t want to make waves.
      This season maybe production told her to “amp it up a bit” because she was boring and that’s why she is making such an issue over the apology from LVP.
      Total fail, if that’s her idea of stirring things up.

      • chacha1

        that makes sense even though it shows Eileen to be a hypocrite of the worse kind…. I would never have a slug like Eileen in my personal life

        • Sandy Wood

          Me neither, I am so disappointed in her real life performance, I really enjoyed her as an actress on the soaps.

      • Aleggra

        I think Eileen gave Brandi a pass b/c B apologized & didn’t deflect what she did. Brandi acknowledged Eileen’s feelings. She didn’t smirk and arrogantly imply, “Whatever. You’re the crazy Biatch, not me.” Which is exactly what LVP did. But Eileen has got to let it go, already. Once you’ve seen a rattler, you back up & walk away. You don’t try and rehabilitate a rattler or try and get the snake to understand your point of view. Eileen needs to walk away from LVP now that she knows what LVP is. It’s really simple. Eileen needs to forget the Hamptons ever happened. Done and Done.

  • chacha1

    Eileen was cheating with a married man and was 8 months pregnant when Vinnie finally married her …… I think Vinnie’s ex-wife is the winner here ….. Eileen and Vinnie Van Nobody deserve each other and the son is a clone of the Gamblin Man

    • Biscuit

      You are so right Cha Cha. Eileen does not like to revisit that part of her past, so when Lisa asked pointed questions, it made her unconfortable to admit she had an affair while both were married to other people on National TV. Eileen knew cameras were recording. She should hav ended the cnversatin on by telling Lisa she wash comfortable discussing it. Lisa would have moved n t another topic, but instead she said nothing and kept answering Lisa’s questions, the decided later that she was offended. Lisa has apologized at least four times, but Eileen wants absolution from the public for her affair, so she has made Lisa Vanderpump the bad person for asking about it.

      • chacha1

        you are so right

  • KKLS30

    I wish the Queen would just troll Eileen incessantly about her affair because if I have to keep hearing about it I want to be entertained. For instance :
    -she could adopt abandoned parrots and teach them all to say,”Eileen Davidson had an affair.”
    -Send Eileen to a really classy hotel with Vince where they discover “affair” spelled out in rose petals. Upon returning home all of Eileen’s clothes have a hot pink “A” sewed on the front.
    -Have Judith Leiber design a hot pink glittery shotgun shaped clutch then send it to Eileen as a wedding anniversary present with a note reading, “In honor of your shotgun wedding.”
    – Never utter Eileen’s name again and just call her “Vince Van Patten’s former mistress.”
    -guest star on Sesame Street on a day which is sponsored by the letter “E”. “Darlings “E” stands for Eileen,extramarital and ENVY.”
    -Become Vinnie’s loan shark, seize possession of Eileen’s house, turn it into a disco, don’t invite Rinna.

    • JustSayin

      Lmao that last one is so perfectly evil, I love it!

    • chacha1

      Great comment and very clever, you hit all your marks LOL 🙂

    • tapestry10

      you’re an evil genius.

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Amazing!

    • greeniegeenie

      standing ovation.

    • Aleggra

      As said on realtalk, “Eileen is beating a dead miniature pony.”

    • tapestry10

      It’s 8 days later, and I’m still laughing at this. Tears are rolling down my cheeks. This is one of the funniest posts I ever saw.

  • chacha1

    so Erika’s boys made her eyes up to look like The Walking Dead …. WOW !!!

    • KKLS30

      Hopefully their revenge for how she seems to collect gay men and treat them like pets who exist to entertain her.

      • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

        Speaking as a gay man, it IS annoying! We’re not possessions, but then again these clowns are nothing more than cartoon caricatures of what 99% of real gay men are.

        • chacha1

          ITA … they are pathetic and an embarrassment to the gay community

          • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

            Preach Miss Chacha!

        • Aleggra

          Aren’t they just paid employees? Hey, they get to travel & get paid for it. Everything is free. When Erika is out & about, they have free time. Plus, they’re on TV. Not bad for wannabe whatevers. It’s only a job–not their real lives. Not a bad gig for anyone, including female stylists if she wanted. She happens to like these particular guy’s sensibilities, gay or not 🌴🌻

          • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

            Fair enough:-) Whatever flips your boat I guess.

  • tapestry10

    Eileen’s got mortuary skill at raising dead issues. Enough, Eileen. Lipsa’s working out her balloon lips over issues every bit as boring and tedious. Her obsession about what Yolanda’s doing, who Yolanda is having lunch with, who Yolanda goes on vacation with– is deranged. She’s pretty judgmental for someone who’s posed twice for Playboy and boasted on national tv that she uses a “strap-on” with her husband, the swastika-wearing Hamster Hamlin. Any nominations for Lipsa for Mother of the Year?

    • KKLS30

      Has Harry the “pimp” ever been discussed on here?

      • tapestry10

        If so, I haven’t seen it. I saw a picture of him wearing a swastika to a Halloween party. If he’s pimping, it got passed me. Is he?

        • KKLS30

          In college he was booted from Berkeley for turning a frat house into a brothel.

    • Aleggra

      tap, I completely forgot about the strap-on! Rinna has a problem w/ judging everyone on the planet but forgets about her swastika-wearing husband that although sober, was pouring himself a beer at her B-party, sitting right next to her. Does sobriety include guzzling beer? I guess in her house it does.

      • tapestry10

        That’s good, I didn’t remember that. Did she say he used to drink then got sober? I think you and I wrote the same thing to each other. Sure glad someone besides me remembers the swastika. He seems to have blown his gig on Mad Men. He wasn’t included in the series finale, not even a walk-on. That’s how it is with all these HW couples–none of whom can stand each other. They all have pathological, twisted relationships with siblings and children and most of them have unusually bleak financials.

        • Aleggra

          You’re so right. I think that these dysfunctional women are all that Bravo can get. How many divorces have we seen? Vickie alone has gone through two if we count Brooks as a con-companion-spouse. I’ve always had good female friends. These women are not friends or even come close to being friends. As for Kyle, if she thinks LVP will save her, she’s dead wrong. Just read that Kyle & Kathryn are on the chopping block so Kyle kissing LVP’s toes, won’t help her. LVP doesn’t have friends. We don’t even know if she has family in the UK. She loves asking questions (of Eileen) but what do we really know about her except that her real married name is “Todd”?.. Not Vanderpump. Has anyone ever heard her talk about her mum or dad? I’d love to know.

          • tapestry10

            Aleggra, you’ll love this. Google Lisa Vanderpump family in England and you’ll see some interesting stuff.

        • Nick’s daughter

          I remember it, last Halloween, right?? In Such. Bad. Taste & also offensive!! I was Not a Harry Hamlin fan, even back in the day – on L.A. Law. Mom & I used to watch that show.

          • tapestry10

            I do remember him on L.A. Law. He was a good-looking man, but he can’t act to save his life. Always this dull monotone, that never varied, year to year and neither did his facial expression, so maybe he was using Botox even way back then! I’m glad you remember his sickening costume on Halloween. A public figure shouldn’t get away with that. This marriage seems a lot like Yolanda’s (former) marriage. Didn’t Yolanda call David her king? And Lipsa calls Hamster Hamlin her “god.” I think this marriage is headed for the same toilet as Yolanda’s.

          • Nick’s daughter

            I agree, we are like-minded on H. Hamlin both past & present!! I may recall a L. Rinna story (correctly, I hope)when she was on Days of our Lives as Billie…they brought her character back, but her ‘over-inflated lips’ were SUCH a distraction, they let her Go! & replaced her with another actress! Why she Ever had her lips 😗 blown-up is beyond me…but here in CA-Anything Goes! Makes me happy I am a ‘transplant’ born & raised in the Midwest 😎! How is your day? & how’s your amazing dog, tapestry?

          • Nick’s daughter

            Ha ha, I just saw you wrote 🐭 ‘Hamster Hamlin’ lol!! 😁 That’s a new one, I hadn’t heard before… I doubt I have the ‘hamster icon, but I tried…😉

          • tapestry10

            Hey, it looks like a hamster to me! And who the heck exactly remembers what hamsters look like. Like mice, right? Thanks! I love it!

          • Nick’s daughter

            Yolanda is insufferable. The best part of her ‘scene in the park’ was when Kim R. spilled juice on her fancy bag/purse!! It could’ve been left on the cutting room floor, but it Did provide humor since the HWs were in Dubai & those 3 were Not! Having a park picnic with those 2, (*shown out of context with the Actual timeline, but that’s editing by BRAVO)…I’m hoping Yo will soon be an ex-HW like her “real friends” Brandi & Kim.

      • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

        I do not and will never buy that Harry Hamlin enjoys getting plowed with a strap on. The world is still waiting for Rinna to re-clarify that one and tell us she was joking!

        • Aleggra

          Maybe he wears the strap 😱 So…that’s what Rinna is hiding about Harry. The “big guy” is really a “little guy”.. Oh, my 👖

    • chacha1

      Oh you mean Harry Hamlin who she bragged loves hairy bush (she has daughters who heard this, what a Hallmark Moment) and who also Flucks the Dog …. Kim Richards had to have something really big on Harry for Lisa to react like a rabid mad dog foaming at the mouth

      • tapestry10

        That’s what I said, Hamster Hamlin. What are you saying he does with the dog? Seriously, did someone say he did that?

    • Aleggra

      Amen

  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    I don’t even want to think about what LVP is doing to that (sexy) seal under the water.

    • Aleggra

      I find it strange that such an animal lover doesn’t think twice about a captive seal. Seals aren’t meant to live in pools. Didn’t LVP watch “Blackfish”? I did & it killed me. It was so sad–that poor whale in isolation, just floating, depressed. I would NEVER go see captive seals, whales or any wild animal used for money and entertainment. I hate zoos, too. Doesn’t LVP know how these seals are treated after the tourists are gone?

      • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

        Hmm … you bring up an interesting point. This is where they get the expression acting like a “trained seal”. Well I just pray the little guys are being loved and respected.

  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    Ever since Brandi said Rinna wears wigs, I find myseld looking very closely at her head and looking for signs of wiggery.

    • Aleggra

      LOL, so have I. I even picture the glue underneath. I can’t tell but sometimes her hair looks fuller & other times, kinda thin at the bottom.

  • JustNotCrazyAboutBitches

    I’ve been cross with LVP this season for her passive/aggressive behavior, but she looks so sad in that btm pic here pic:-( I’m such a softie, but I must be firm.