Gold Digger! A Side-by-Side Look At Yolanda Foster’s Mirror Marriages & Divorces

Posted on Mar 1 2016 - 6:15am by BeachSpin

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, Yolanda Hadid, is rebuilding her life, after splitting from her husband, David Foster! 

The 52-year-old is continuing solo on her never-ending β€œjourney” with Lyme disease. Yolanda may claim Lyme-brain β€” but many believe her to be one sly and calculated character.

Yolanda was brought up in a small farm town in Holland, and due to losing her father in a car wreck when she was seven, went to work to help provide for the family, at the age of thirteen. She was discovered and signed as a model at the age of sixteen, and modeled for the next fifteen years. As we all know, Yolanda married twice β€” and when comparing the two failed marriages, Yolanda exhibits a striking pattern.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘RHOBH’ Star Yolanda Foster’s Quack Doctor EXPOSED For Shady Lyme Disease Treatments

Yolanda married the mega-wealthy real-estate developer, Mohamed Hadid, in 1994 (pictured below), and the couple had three children. In 1999, her third child, Anwar arrived, and Yolanda’s physical struggles began.

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Yolanda did an interview with the NY Post in 2012 β€” where she spoke about breaking her back in three places, during Anwar’s birth.   

“They gave me potassium, which induces the contractions, and my son had an allergic reaction,” she explains. β€œHis heartbeat stopped. And rather than waiting to do an emergency C-section, I kind of pushed him out in a panic. I ripped my lower back and had to have a triple fusion.”

Yolanda described the physical trauma as one that left her bedridden for more than a year, and triggered a β€œterrible bout with depression.” She wrote in her Bravo blog,

“I broke my back giving birth to my son Anwar, lost my husband to infidelities, and battled severe depression all at the same time in 1999, so I know what it is like to be broken and down in a deep, dark hole while trying to keep it together to be a mother and raise children.”

Yolanda filed for divorce after 8 years of marriage to Hadid, and they finalized their split in 2003. She walked away with a $6 million Malibu mansion, more than $3 million in cash and $10,000 in monthly spousal support. Interestingly, Yolanda and Mohamed did have a prenup that was declared null and void when the divorce settlement was executed. Rumors ranging from Hadid’s infidelity, to Yolanda claiming an inability to care for herself swirled, to explain the surprise payout. Three kids and a giant pile of cash β€” not bad for eight years.

READ: Yolanda Foster Blasts Kyle Richards For Pointing Out Her Hypocrisy & Defends Her Email to Kyle β€” Read Email HERE!

Yolanda met David Foster in 2006, three years after she split with Hadid. They married in November of 2011. She signs on with Bravo, and in 2012 she becomes ill, and is diagnosed with a cryptic illness that she now labels as Lyme disease. Yolanda drags David around the globe, seeking treatment, on his dime. Simultaneously, she uses the show to expose and launch all three children into the world of modeling. She turns her “journey” with Lyme disease into her storyline, one with dramatic collapsing exits, and shocking visuals.

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We learn that two of her children have been diagnosed with Lyme, which intensifies Yolanda’s story. David Foster, likely believing that he had been sold a bill of goods, wants out, and the couple files for divorce, after four years of marriage. Yolanda’s pathetic state is TV-documented, and is backed by a loony barrage of photos on social media. Rumors circulate that Yolanda is pulling another fast one, and claiming weak dependency, in order to dissolve the prenup that she shares with Foster.

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Another one bites the dust β€” but could another giant pile of cash be headed Yolanda’s way? Her daughters are successfully launched, and Anwar is on his way. Do you think that David will cave, or turn the tables and demand a refund, to cover the cost of her radical treatments?

Yolanda Hadid may not be formally educated, but she is no dummy. She will score everything she can from Foster, because her looks are fading, and she is past her trophy wife prime. Who thinks that her Lyme journey may wrap, when the Hadid/Foster divorce is settled? 

 

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  • Darris

    Get money girl. *snaps*

  • Chloe

    As always, exceptional research, Beach Spin. After reading this, I don’t know if Yolanda is crazy, a predator or just a calculated gold digger. What stands out the most to me is, how much her face changed after her divorce from Mohammed. She had a ton of work done and maybe all that botox and fillers seeped into her brain.

  • Sky

    I can’t believe that people are still buying her c#ap. Expose ha!

    • This is FAB! Hahaha!

      • MidwestMiddie

        X 2

    • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

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    • deb

      you should post that pic on yo’s twitter

  • Brassy

    Great write up Beach Spin..It’s all so true

  • Jennymckitty

    Great job, Beach. Did she really say they gave her Potassium? Think she meant Pitocin. She is the only woman I know in a first world country that broke her back in three places during delivery. She is truly a medical anomaly.

    • Jennymckitty

      Oh, and he couldn’t have had an allergic reaction to chemical that is naturally found in the human body. He probably experienced fetal distress which could be caused by numerous conditions.

      • BigBrothersMother

        They can perform an emergency c-section really fast. So she was quicker than the doctor and just shot him out? Then in the process broke her back in 3 places? She has to be written up in medical journals. LOL!!! Glad my doc gave my pitocin and not potassium during one of my deliveries.

        • Jennymckitty

          For a stat Csection, NACOG gives you five minutes from calling it until the baby is out. It is very fast. If it is only urgent, you have more time but usually out in 15 minutes.

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lol…I said the same thing above!
        You can’t be allergic to something that is in your own body!
        What a nut job!

    • This is so funny but thanks for pointing out the back breaking during delivery comment. That’s one of Yo’s silliest statements to date. It’s sad she uses her platform to spread lies and misinform. Most see right through her nonsense but she does have fans that swear by her every word.

      • Jennymckitty

        She really shouldn’t try to medically explain things.

        • LMAO! Silence in Yo’s case is golden. I agree.

    • BeachSpin

      Yes she said it…and I never correct stupidity within quotes. 😊

      • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

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        We know she says these fantastical things!

      • Jennymckitty

        What an idiot.

        • twifan2

          Jennymckitty! πŸ™‚
          Have you been watching real housewives melbourne?

          • Jennymckitty

            No, I didn’t know it was on.

          • twifan2

            Yes, started 2 wks ago.
            & OMG Lydia, Gamble, Petitfleur get into it in epi 1.
            Petite & Gine are ‘friends’ now? o.0

          • Jennymckitty

            I can’t stand Petti. I’m going to have to give it a spin.

          • twifan2

            Remember the son Petit took suit shopping?
            Wow has he ‘grown up’!
            Kinda felt sorry for Petit-not for long tho. πŸ™‚

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Petti is the worst! I quit watching the show because I just could not stand her and her complete ignorance. Petty-fleur is more like it.

    • Why is this happening to us?

      Ah! That makes more sense! Lol.
      I never heard of anyone being allergic to potassium! 😹😹😹

  • teri keller

    Someone on here said that when she claimed she broke her back in three places she was in photos riding horseback? Does anyone else remember this?

    • I remember that pic and more evidence of Yo being full of ish.

      • Elizabeth Fisher

        Seuss!!!

    • MidwestMiddie

      WOW!

    • Vogue

      Just like now, posting a pic of herself being carried by her son with a sad title like thank you for helping me during this hard time, while we found out they where actually having fun and it wasn’t a sad occasion AT ALL, that pic is still on her instagram and the pic of her and her son having fun at the same day is also still on her sons insta, for me, that pic plus her condescending attitude on RHOBH is enough to know she is full of shit, but there are many who still believe her crap she is on tour promoting herself being sick and I don’t think there is any other motive behind that promotion than cashing in from her divorce. This is her full time job, milking other people’s money. And I found it very sad and annoying that media give that con artist the platform. I would hoped they wil be shamed her publicly but I bet she will be treated well during reunion and will succeed cashing in, just like when Taylor shamelessly went on tour to make money on her late husband with her fabricated stories

      • chacha1

        and you know when this fake asshole does a fund raiser she will have to compensate her self to cover expenses and maybe give $100 to the charity. But there is a cure for Lymes and that is antibiotic therapy … who is she trying to kid with her constant bullshit ….especially cow sucking chin disease

      • teri keller

        I can’t stand Taylor Armstrong

    • aemish

      PLEEEASE let Beach Spin dig up those photos and share the expose here!!!!

      Yoho’s peers on RHOBH are looking stupider and stupider for backing up this woman’s ridiculous claims

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      I don’t know about when she broke her back but she was certainly horse riding last season with Kim when she claimed she couldn’t run or walk or go to the gym.

      • chacha1

        she couldn’t go to the gym or walk because of the Lymes and blindness and foggy brain that go along with it ….. and then walla !!! running and jumping like an Olympic athlete

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          Not a bit of muscle atrophy from being bedridden for years!

      • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

        She also said she hadn’t been to the gym after her breast implants were removed YET she posted s pic post surgery at the gym with her hashtags giving it all away.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          LOL. Like her claim when going to the beach with Erika that it was so special because it was her first trip to the beach for a year but there is a pic on her IG from the day of Kyle’s BBQ standing on that very same beach?

      • teri keller

        Thank you

  • Mrs.K

    Hail to the queen of all gold diggers! We should build a statue in her golddiggery name! Attend her classes in how to be a pro ho!

  • MidwestMiddie

    Poor Anwar —- A Male, Non-GiGi, and the one responsible for Yo breaking her
    back in 3 places. Has he heard about his dastardly deed since birth?
    Nothing says “Love” like a “Mother’s Never Ending Guilt Trip” right, Yo?

    Did Yolanda know Big Kathy?

    • chacha1

      She broke her back and yet she was able to ride horses, dive off the side of a boat, outrun everybody during a scavenger hunt and have freaky sex with David …. ahhhh yeah okay Yolanda

      • MidwestMiddie

        Anwar was her 3rd baby and most women’s bodies adjust quicker to
        childbirth delivery with each baby. Less tension, usually fewer contractions,
        faster delivery, etc.. Only Yolanda would become a Case Study in Ripley’s Believe It or Not – Childbirth Manual. : )

        • BigBrothersMother

          It sounds like she shot him out of a cannon.

          • MidwestMiddie

            Yes, her Delivery Doctor wore a Catcher’s Mask and Glove!!
            : )

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

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        • Why is this happening to us?

          The same way that her exploded implant was the worst case the doctor had ever seen after performing thousands of explant cases!
          She’s just the best at everything!

    • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

      MM she said in another interview that she has a huge scar across her abdomen and he would point to it as a child and ask “is that because of me?”

      She said she was getting potassium (Ptocin) and labor was so fast she delivered and pulled the baby out and that’s how she broke her tailbone. Which begs the question, why the scar? Which can’t be seen in any pictures.

      So yes, she guilt trips that kid just like she terrorizes the rest. She’s also telling more lies with these conflicting stories.

      • BigBrothersMother

        Emotional abuse can be worse than physical abuse. Her poor kids.

      • chacha1

        The scar was probably from a tummy tuck but she is so bat chit crazy and always looking for attention she will actually mentally abuse her kids with her lies

        • Susan

          I am so glad someone else sees that she is abusing her kids!

      • twifan2

        Can you see a ‘scar’?

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          Well. You’d think it would stand out like it was fluorescent with that tan!

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Great post Beach.
    So here’s a question: is it a coincidence that David apparently refused to pay for any more of her hocus pocus treatments and all of a sudden we hear that two of Mohamed’s kids have Lyme and he’s paying for their treatments…. is Yolanda getting a buy two get one free deal perhaps?

    • chacha1

      I will put my money on Daisy diagnosing Underwear and Not GiGi as having Lymes and Dr. Woo backed her up with his voo doo medicine and fake papers … the diagnosis came up when Not GiGi was driving drunk and got arrested … and another thing that disturbs me is that if Lymes is ‘tick related’ that was some busy tick hopping on all of them but ticks are rare on horse ranches, and didn’t Yolanda point her long ugly bony finger at Kyle and tell her she also had Lymes but didn’t know it ?

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        It’s no wonder that Yolanda feels such an affinity to Kim Richards – they both probably have a propensity to share other peoples treatments.

        • SassyMcAsspants

          Oh damn! Lmao!

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          😭😭😭

  • JustSayin

    Awesome post, Beach Spin! Thank you for your thorough research on the matter, I’ve read some of this information in comments from other posters, but it was usually vague and disjointed, things they’d read or heard from someone else. Nice to have it all laid out for us, and the side by side comparison does raise the question if this is a calculated move by Yofo to get out of another prenup. I wouldn’t put it passed her.

  • Just a jersey girl

    Great post beach. I think Yo is looking not only for a payout from David, but her own reality show with her famous children. Keeping up with the Hadids.

    • aemish

      That’s what the blinds on BG say!

      • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

        I don’t think the father would ever allow it. He’d end up with those kids full time.

        Hadid has been trying for years. I hope she gets it and gets the hell off HW.

        • aemish

          They’re technically not really “kids” anymore… aren’t they all around 18?

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            I was talking about BG. She’s got a good 5 years of pimping left if her ex lets her.

          • aemish

            BG is just another site.. like ROL only it’s all blinds…

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Oh! That’s right. LOL thanks!

          • aemish

            :p

          • itsjustme

            I think Anwar is only 16. Bella and Gigi are both over 18.

    • chacha1

      The GiGi is going to be a judge on RuPauls Drag Race, and Brianna Mason who is on Little Women of LA is going to be a drag queen

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    Yolanda does have a pattern…be healthy, marry a rich man…once their eye starts wandering, claim to be sick….when the divorce is settled, become healthy again…marry another rich man, then become ‘sick’ again…

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      Bingo!!!!

    • Exactly!!

    • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

      I think she, David and Hadid have worked something out because it looks like she’s on the prowl again.

      • Sandy Wood

        This is probably her last hurrah in the marriage sweepstakes department and that would be why she was seeking the lifestyle show.
        Hollywood is rampant with 20 something, beautiful, HEALTHY women looking for Mr. Fullwallet.

        • MidwestMiddie

          “Mr. Fullwallet” ——ROFL

          She’d better hope the wallet is filled with money and not
          coupons or parking tickets. : )

          • Sandy Wood

            Black credit cards.

          • MidwestMiddie

            Naturally …… lol
            That’s what I look for………… : )

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          Mr Fullwallet!!! You all are killing it today as usual! 😭😭😭

          • Sandy Wood

            ;)))

      • WaWaWaWHAT!

        If another wealthy man marries this gold digger then she has her pattern down pact

        • SassyMcAsspants

          That’s what I was thinkibg, lol. Three marriages will give us better results in this case study of the ridulous.

          • WaWaWaWHAT!

            LOL

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          Exactly! We shall see! Maybe Mohammed has another friend to pass her off too. It’s rather incestuous to me. Or Sister Wife-ish.

          • WaWaWaWHAT!

            LOL I agree

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    Surprised that YoFraud actually used Anwar’s name…I didn’t know she even had a son until he 3rd season…

    I read her statement as:
    ‘I gave birth to my other child who is not Gigi…’

    • JustSayin

      “Not Gigi 2 almost killed me!”

      • WaWaWaWHAT!

        LOL That’s more like it

    • chacha1

      that was the best, I love your reference to the 3 kids and use it often, Underwear, Not GiGi and The GiGi

      • WaWaWaWHAT!

        LOL

  • Sandy Wood

    Just look at what 4 years of marriage to Yo has done to David Foster…. compare wedding photo to current pictures of him.

    • BeachSpin

      HAHAHAHAHA…TRUTH…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Poor sucker.

      • MidwestMiddie

        Great article, Beach. : )
        Just read Yolanda was on the TV show, “Dutch Hollywood Women” for
        2 seasons before joining the RHBH. Was the Dutch show a European
        series and shown here in the US?
        How many Dutch Hollywood Women are there? lol

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          There are some clips on YouTube and a few were posted here. She really thinks she is fabulous and envied!

          • MidwestMiddie

            Thanks, foxy!!

          • MidwestMiddie

            Thanks, Foxy!
            I accidentally hit delete on my response to you. : (
            Found YT very helpful. The BEST clips are the ones
            which showcase the other women on the show and not
            YoLyme.

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            I agree. What I saw was that she’s even more pretentious and insufferable than I thought. That’s a lot!

          • Sherri Scott

            What key word can you use to see these clips

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Dutch HW and her name should work. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹

        • twifan2

          Try ‘Nederlandse Hollywood Vrouwen’ on YouTube, MwM. πŸ™‚

          • MidwestMiddie

            Will do ……Thanks, twi!

          • MidwestMiddie

            Yes!!!
            Got to see the other women on the Show. Looks very much
            like RHBH, doesn’t it? I think that concept wasn’t an original
            one from Bravo but taken from British TV or perhaps Dutch?
            Interesting.

          • twifan2

            I think it was from British tv.
            The intro was funny, after that YoMunch was BORING! :/

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      LOL. In Yo and Mo’s wedding pic Mo looks like he is getting ready to bolt.

  • rasta

    Very interesting indeed! And if by these calculations Yolanda executed her imaginatively resourceful agendas to become as successful as she is today, then I say cudos to her! She’s done well for herself and her children by her own merits and the keen eyes of men desiring a beautiful woman. Why waste beauty and brains on broke men? Cynthia should have taken a page from her book. I think, by this observation that she’s WINNING like Trump! I hope he loses but finally his party and himself are reaping what they sowed.

  • chacha1

    Yolanda lives in a Dickens Novel, she never had to go to work at the age of 13, her father not only left them well off he also had set up trust funds for her and her brother …..

    • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

      😯 what hasn’t this woman lied about? She lies more than Kenyuck!

    • Susan

      How did you find that out? I thought that was bull also but couldn’t prove it.

  • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

    Does anyone know how long that Dutch HW show ran? And when they started building that Lemon mausoleum? Because by 2013 it was for sale.

    What a piece of work. And yes, David has aged more than a President in 4 years of office. I’d be more concerned about his health than hers!

    • aemish

      LOL!!

    • Sherri Scott

      2011 or 2012 i think

      • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

        The timing! Mmm hmm

  • BigBrothersMother

    I hope Erika Jayne’s husband referred David to the top divorce lawyer in LA. That would be the lawyer who knows the judge as well as the law. She is one calculating con artist. This took years to set up.

    • chacha1

      No wonder Tommy doesnt’ want to be around Erika if he can help it, she is now bringing trash (Yolanda) into their home at 1313 Mockingbird Lane

  • chacha1

    I hope she tells the judge about the cow that sucked her chin and she got the Q virus to start things off on her “journey” to her life of gold digging

  • Sandy Wood

    “I kind of pushed him out in a panic” …that’s some amazing muscle control with a non-responsive fetus. The girl’s got GAME.

    • chacha1

      especially if she had an epidural, but you know Yolanda will say she squatted in the tulip field when she gave birth and maybe that is where the tick jumped on her and Underwear and hybernated until they got home

      • BigBrothersMother

        That visual is disturbing. You know she wasn’t wearing shoes to show off those gigantic bony feet.

        • chacha1

          those are some long flippers she has going on and those long lobster claw hands ….. and don’t forget that giant pubic bone that was protruding when she wore a white dress not long ago ….. that skerd me !

          • OhSnarkyMe

            OMG that photo in the white dress where she looked like she was wearing a cup!! So disturbing! What the hell was that????

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Dammit now I have to find this!

          • OhSnarkyMe

            You will be permanently scarred!!! She full on looks like she has man parts…

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            😦

            I read last night that Kelly Beensomeone said that weird bone at the end of her sternum is from childbirth. Who tells these stupid women these outrageous stories? Then they repeat them! 😟

          • Why is this happening to us?

            What?? Everyone has that! It’s called the xyohoid process. Lmao
            What a dumbass…

          • sideof Sour Cream

            maybe it was an errant tapeworm?

          • chacha1

            IKR ?

          • chacha1

            yes, the jock strap picture, I bet she has given David fractures when they had freaky sex … he was getting boned to death LOL

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lmao! I could just picture her in the tulip field! 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

  • MidwestMiddie

    If YoLyme stops by, she’ll be pleased to see we take her seriously…….
    Madness and Gold Digging are serious issues.

    • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

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  • RonnieRIB

    David not giving yoLemons chit!…believe that…

  • RonnieRIB

    Who will get custody of the white pants…..

    • Sandy Wood

      …and the pet parasite.

    • SassyMcAsspants

      Bwahahaha!!!

    • chacha1

      with worms included ?

      • sideof Sour Cream

        ah HAH! The white pants are to camouflage any errant worms that happen to slither out of her britches–
        makes TOTAL sense now.

        • chacha1

          so obvious right ? LOL

          • sideof Sour Cream

            The truth was there all along! d’oh!

  • sideof Sour Cream

    So I just googled “breaking back during childbirth” and it seems to be pretty common. Apparently it’s technically the tailbone that “breaks” and most women heal within a year. Some have life long pain with it though, which if that is the case sounds like they DON’T RIDE HORSES anymore.

    • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

      She has a lot of coincidences lol. I didn’t think that was common at all. Especially in three places. I knew someone who broke their coccyx in a car accident. She had to sit on a donut, got pain meds and went back to work after a week, because she had to.

      I still don’t understand why Lemon claims she has a scar from childbirth is she broke her tailbone during labor. She says she pulled the child out herself.

      • sideof Sour Cream

        yes, the articles I read suggested carrying a donut everywhere, and getting a cushy toilet seat (I always wondered if those had a purpose).

    • Why is this happening to us?

      FYI- no one is “allergic to potassium”. Potassium is found inside each and every one of our bodies and is a necessary electrolyte to keep our cardiovascular system functioning properly. I highly doubt the potassium caused her son’s heart to stop beating.
      She is full of shit- I actually had a spinal fusion and I have an 8 inch scar over my abdomen and 4 scars on my back. We have seen her in a bathing suit and she has no scars…very interesting!
      I don’t believe anything that comes out of her mouth.

      • sideof Sour Cream

        My mom during chemo took prescription strength potassium pills if I remember correctly, if there is such a thing? And she had heart disease.
        I take potassium for back spasms. Which reminds me, I have to take my potassium. lol.
        I think Yolanda purposely mixes up her words originally in order to sound cute and sexy (gag), but over the years has realized that it gets her out of stuff. The stupid act works in her favor more ways than one.

        • chacha1

          just like when she was called out for her low class gesture during a dinner party where she put little hearts on place cards for only a select few and tried to blame it on foggy brain .. this is when she said to the others that didn’t get the heart that it was her “dream team”

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Who were the originals, chacha? I can’t remember. Was it only Kyle she left out?

          • chacha1

            I think she only left off Kyle and Kim, and gave hearts to LVP and Brandi

        • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

          Potassium injections or IV potassium stops your heart. If you are on certain diuretics you may be given low dose potassium pills because they cause potassium excretion. It’s an electrolyte that is in a delicate balance.

          She shouldn’t tell a story unless she’s going to tell it right, with her self taught English and high school education.

          • chacha1

            She has shown that she knows alot from her voo doo doctors and the charts that she has made, she also claims to have 5 STD’s, she will probably blame David or Mohammed for that

          • sideof Sour Cream

            doesn’t everyone have 5 stds? πŸ˜‰ lol!!

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Collectors like myself have 7. Beat that, Yonut!

          • Fallon

            Lol

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Hepatitis B is on that arts and crafts chart. So is she using IV drugs or having unsafe sex? More misinformation that has nothing to do with Lyme disease. It really is scary, what she’s putting out there.

            She is also trying to link Lyme with autoimmune diseases, a totally different category. It’s ridiculous and confusing

            Lupus and Lyme begin with L. πŸ˜’πŸ˜–

          • chacha1

            and so does LOONEY begin with L

          • twifan2

            & LIAR begins with a L. :/

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Let’s not forget ludicrous!

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            LOL!!! She told Oz she got hepatitis B from an acupuncture needle. I’m in tears over here. I may have to watch this shit show! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

          • Why is this happening to us?

            When is it on? Today?
            GTFOOH with the Hep B acupuncture needle! Those needles are all sterile! Especially in Beverly Hills at the top spas that she goes to!
            I think she got STD’s from her philandering husbandzzzzz and doesn’t want to admit it.

          • Jennymckitty

            You must report back. I can’t watch or my head will explode.

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            I had to turn her off. I hope AATT recaps it. It was absurd, like falling down the rabbit hole!

          • Jennymckitty

            Id love to get Dr OZ and Deepak Chopra drunk and ask them what they think of Yolanda’s doctor.

          • Sherri Scott

            You know she was a model back when and alot of models do sometimes use drugs to help keep the weight off,and she reminds me of someone who is in drug withdrawls

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            That’s interesting. That never occurred to me. So her symptoms may be withdrawal? She fasts and does so much to her body by her own admission that her issues may mimic withdrawal. Interesting theory.

          • Sadie Marie

            Married to Mohammad….not surprised with the stds.

          • Fallon

            When and where did she make that claim??

          • sideof Sour Cream

            So that’s why mom had the special ones then. makes sense.

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Yes the low dose potassium for muscle spasms can easily be handled by the kidneys in a healthy person. πŸ˜‰

        • Why is this happening to us?

          I have prescription strength potassium pills too! (they look like horse pills! lol)
          The cardiologist gave them to me to use in conjunction with my diuretic/Lasix (water pills) because the water pill causes you to lose electrolytes and the potassium pill replenishes it. Your mom probably needed them to restore the balance of electrolytes in her body during the chemo since it caused everything to be out of whack. Also, her diet was probably not the best during that time, so the pills were given to her to keep her levels normal.

          Low levels of potassium can cause cramping (Charlie horses in the calves, feet, etc) and even cardiac arrhythmias. On the flip side, too much potassium can cause heart problems as well, but this is not due to an allergic reaction.

          Yolanda likes to think she is educated and knows everything, but the fact is, she knows nothing. She only listens to doctors who tell her what she wants to hear. (Any doctor will tell you what you want to hear when you wave money around in their face!) The worst part of it is that she is in the public eye spewing her nonsense- I just hope that no one is taking any of her advice and they seek the help of a real doctor. She is doing more harm with this than good and Bravo is her accomplice.

          • sideof Sour Cream

            I learned a lot about potassium the past few years, after I wrenched my upper back and it still spasms from time to time. Now that is some awful pain. Feels like a heart attack and you can’t even take a decent breath. Now I’m never without my potassium and magnesium pills. πŸ™‚

            Yolanda sucks.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            That’s great that it helps you!
            I know all about back problems and that type of pain that takes your breath away. If the potassium helps that, that’s great! I usually need to use a muscle relaxer when I get those spasms and they sometimes don’t even help πŸ™
            As long as you find something that works for you, stick with it!
            Glad your toe cramps went away too!
            It is also important to drink a lot of water- people also get spasms and cramps from dehydration, so make sure you stay hydrated too!

          • sideof Sour Cream

            Yes I learned all of that that HARD way the past few years. Muscle relaxers make me throw up, as do most pain pills πŸ™ So the vitamin/herbal regimens are now my go to meds of choice. (and I’m including Vodka on that list, which is dehydrating so as you can imagine it’s a vicious cycle,lol. πŸ™‚

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Hehe 🍸
            You know your body better than anyone, so as long as you have it under control and know what works, that’s a very good thing!
            Unfortunately, it’s just years of trial and error and when you find something that works, you need to stick to it!
            Stay well! Have a drink for me! πŸ˜‰πŸΈ

          • sideof Sour Cream

            πŸ™‚

          • SassyMcAsspants

            Vitamin V is essential to health and happiness. Lol.

          • Fallon

            Why are you so critical of Yolanda’s health issues while you go on and on about yours to strangers on the Internet? Projecting much?

          • Why is this happening to us?

            I don’t go on and on about my own health issues, but I do know when someone is full of shit.

            Are you stalking me? Trying to antagonize me on posts that are over 3 months old? Get a life.

          • Fallon

            You’re the one who’s full of shit if you think you don’t go on about your health issues. You’ve written a novel on this discussion board alone; looking to connect with other sick people and garner sympathy and attention. You’re a hypocrite. It’s obvious you’re doing to Yolanda, what’s been done to you. You’re treating her with unsympathetic condemnation because that’s what you’ve experienced. Does it make you feel better? No, it doesn’t.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            That’s not true. I don’t need to do anything for attention…I have a perfectly healthy social life and relationships outside of this place.
            You sound ridiculous. I don’t know why you are getting so heated.

          • Fallon

            I sound ridiculous? Maybe you should take a look at your own posts.

          • Fallon

            If you didn’t want attention, you wouldn’t be sharing your story in a public forum. You would write about it in your private diary. You spew so much hate about Yolanda but you’re exactly like her.

          • Fallon

            I need to get a life? What about you? You’re on the same discussion board. Only, you’re posting your very personal sob story. I’m just sharing my opinion. And here you are, still responding 3 months later.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            I’m responding to your response to my comment which was made 3 months ago. This site notifies you when someone responds to your comment. I do not look at old posts to start fights with people, sorry.

          • Fallon

            Exactly! Haha here you are, 3 months later, still commenting!

          • terry33

            It wasn’t a sob story. It was some accurate medical information germane to what was being discussed. As opposed to your snide attack-posts , whose sole purpose is to antagonize people.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Thank you!

          • Fallon

            Typical πŸ™„

          • Fallon

            You’re both a couple of weak minded bullies who can’t take a dose of your own medicine. Pun intended.

            My opposing views are somehow vicious attacks meant to antagonize. πŸ™„

            That’s rich! She regularly spews some of the most baseless vitriol I’ve ever read, in addition to her many pitiful posts detailing the nitty-gritty details of her numerous health battles. Give me a break.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            That’s not true…and for your information, I am a dually state licensed health care professional and I know what I speak of. That is the only reason I explain medical things on here or share my own experience with certain conditions. If I were looking for sympathy, it wouldn’t be on here!

            It seems you have a problem communicating because I have noticed that you are antagonizing other people on here as well. Maybe you aren’t doing it intentionally, but you will not make any friends here if you continue to be nasty. I have no use for you or your comments, so this is my last one to you. Have a good day!

          • Fallon

            Am I stalking you? Haha and you think YOLANDA is professing gross exaggerations. πŸ™„

      • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

        She did say she had back surgery too. I don’t know about you, why, but since I had my back surgery I will never ride a horse again. Hell, the neurosurgeon told me I couldn’t ever go back to boot camp again! Which broke my heart.

        • Why is this happening to us?

          I said below that she has no scars! Isn’t that amazing? Lol
          They would have either cut her back open or cut her open through her stomach for a fusion, epecially for 3 levels! She has been in bathing suits on the show and I have not once seen a scar on her front or back!
          I have not done any of the activities she does since I had my surgery. Forget horseback riding!! πŸ™€ That’s craziness!

          I’m not sure if you had a fusion or what, but please be very careful. I had my surgery 10 years ago and now almost every disk above and below my fusion is herniated or bulged (15 of them πŸ€•). Please be careful and don’t do too much- you will wind up hurting the other disks because they now have to take the pressure from the area that was fused). We will talk about it on the open thread- I don’t want to get into it here, but I’d like to talk to you about it at another time. 😽 Stay well!

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            You too why! We can discuss it this evening if you can, I’d love some advice!

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Definitely!

          • hates criminals

            I love your screen name. Assumed it refers to the crooks from New Jersey.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Thank you! Yes! I actually made it the night of last season’s premiere because she kept saying it! Lol. I had a couple of different names before that, but now everyone knows this one, so I just keep it. πŸ™‚

          • BriannaG

            Sorry to hear that( I hope you are fine.

            When it comes to Yolanda, good observation. I was thinking about it too. No scars+horseback riding. Perhaps, that Dr. K performed her back surgery as well?)))

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Thank you.
            Maybe that Dr K diagnosed her spine fracture too…lol

          • sideof Sour Cream

            I think what cured her broken back is Hadid dumping her and Yo having to hit the Ho stroll to find a new big spender.

          • BriannaG

            Ho stroll)))) Dyiiiing))))))))

          • BBB1975

            My uncle had a fusion done in his neck, it really reduced his range of motion, turning his head from side to side…Yo doesn’t seem to have any trouble bending over, doing yoga etc…..

          • Why is this happening to us?

            That’s a good point! I can’t turn well either (mine was in the lower back)- I’m very stiff and I would think she would be too.

          • BBB1975

            But yoga and bending over to pick up something , and even her head snapping back and forth with her finger pointing…don’t seem to bother her in the slightest. Well, except when she remembers she is “supposed to be sick” LOL

          • Why is this happening to us?

            And she was running around Beverly Hills like a gazelle during the Scavenger Hunt! Lol

      • justanothermary

        I think Yoyo meant to say Pitosin (sp?). It is a drug used to induce labor. My labor with my 1st had to be induced and I remember getting an iv of what sounded like pitosin. I believe Yoyo plays her accent well to look cute and keep us confused.

        • Why is this happening to us?

          I think you’re right. I read some more comments down below and that would make more sense. Lol

      • Sadie Marie

        I broke both my legs and had to have titanium rods inserted. My scars are tiny, just an inch or so long. They are very hard to see.

        • Why is this happening to us?

          You’re very lucky!
          Spinal fusion leaves a large scar, especially if she had 3 levels fused. They have to either go through the front or the back and they make a large vertical incision. Unfortunately there is no other way to do it and it can’t be hidden. We definitely would have seen some type of scar from her surgery.

      • Lipstickandribbons

        Its potocin (induces labor) she’s an idiot but that idoit had got the gold digging gold star.

        • Why is this happening to us?

          I realized that after I read some other comments…lol. That makes much more sense! Once again she is talking about things that she knows nothing about…seems to be a pattern here.

          • Lipstickandribbons

            That or is she playin’ us? Is she purposely messin’ up words to be cutsey? It may have to do with English being her second language who knows? She did the same thing with mispronouncing Munchhausen.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            I know she did that with Munchausen…which is curious because being Dutch, she should have no problem with that word….She’s a phony.

      • Fallon

        She has a tummy tuck and her scars aren’t visible in a swimsuit, so what?

        • Why is this happening to us?

          She doesn’t a scar that’s related to back surgery after she claims she broke her back. That’s the point. Looks like someone failed reading comprehension in school.

          • Fallon

            I comprehend what you’re saying completely. Perhaps you failed critical thinking. Just because you have a gnarly scar that’s visible, doesn’t mean that she has to. First of all, I don’t ever recall her wearing a bikini on the show. So how are you sure she doesn’t have one? You’re not. You haven’t seen every square inch of her body. Maybe she only wears garments that cover it. Maybe hers looked different, maybe she had revisions and laser. My point was, we know she’s had a tummy tuck, but there’s no apparent scar. That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            I didn’t even know she had a tummy tuck…and i don’t care enough about Yolanda to argue about it, sorry. Lol

    • Jennymckitty

      Yes, woman can break their coccyx or tail bone but “the spine in three places”? And the standard treatment isn’t spinal fusion.

      • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

        Right. Is she talking about her coccyx? It has three bones, right? Is that what the fool means? Dammit, this is the second thing I have to look up, because of her exaggerations and broken English. She’s mind boggling!

        I’ve heard of pain but is it actuallt broken away in childbirth? Oh GOD this woman infuriates me!

        • Jennymckitty

          That would be a stretch…do you agree…that three broken bones equate three spinal fractures requiring three spinal fusions? And usually, with a fractured coccyx, the standard of care is to let it heal on its own.

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Sure is! I clearly remember the lady with the fractured coccyx getting the news and she was absolutely inconsolable. Boo hooed like a baby. No doubt it’s extremely painful.

            As you pointed out – that’s not even near the spine! How do you fuse “floating” bones? If there was even such a procedure? Her poor son. I wonder if he still thinks he was the cause of something.

            As other posters pointed out, she wouldn’t risk being in a horse, either. It’s just a pack of lies. Shocking claims and outrageous lies.

            She was careful not to repeat the most outrageous lies to Oz, of course. But I felt that he was not fooled by her. The audience had to be prompted to clap several times. There was also one of those tapes with canned claps to cover up occasional laughter. It was very awkward.

        • Jennymckitty

          Oh…and my aunt fractured hers when he lazy OB didn’t want to come out in the middle of the night to deliver a baby so they gave rise her Trebutaline to slow the labor. No spinal fusion.

        • lisalott

          With all the money she has or had or hadid had or whatever they could not deliver the baby without her breaking her back?. She does not limp and she rides horses . People with back problems dont ride horses as much as she states she does . In her hermes belts , pants, purses

          • Fallon

            OMG, people heal!

      • tapestry10

        To anyone reading this. Don’t have spinal fusion without reading the Internet carefully, and there you will be warned against it. I was hospitalized many years ago with a back problem–sciatic nerve. They told me they were going to do the fusion operation. I checked myself out of the hospital–against Dr.’s orders– right away. Came home in lots of pain. A friend told me to see her chiropractor and I did. After one visit, the pain stopped for about 15 minutes. After the second visit, the pain stopped and didn’t come back again for years. Years later, it did come back; went back to the chiropractor, same deal. Now it’s 25 years later and I never had any back pain again. I hope this saves one person from that awful, disastrous fusion operation.

        • lisalott

          thanks bec I have Sciatica comes and goes and at one time I cd not walk went to chiro 1 visit iced 2nd visit the next day ice 3rd visit ice I was good but had to take a week off with blinding pain

          • tapestry10

            Here’s what he did: he put me on a table that leaned forward, so your head is lower than your feet. This immediately take the pressure off your spine an d disk. Then he put some creme on my back and used a kind of sound machine that vibrated softly and gently and didn’t hurt at all. And he moved that little machine around my back for a while, and that’s it. And it worked! I have cousins who had the fusion operation 30 years ago and they still differ, eery day of their lives. Good luck, Lisalott. I hope you find someone gentle, because that’s what works.Let me know how to work out, ok?

          • tearcollector

            Do you remember the name of the procedure itself? My brother is having pain from sciatica, and is desperate for help. Thanks.

          • tapestry10

            That’s exactly what I had, sciatica. And this method that I described worked. I’ve been fixed for the rest of my life. Find a chiropractor who works this way, and you’ll see, the pain will go away. If it helps you, the name of the guy I went to was Dr. Henry Keidell, in Northport, NY. It was a long time ago. I don’t know if he’s still there. (He wasn’t a medical doctor. He was a chiropractor. I think people just called him Dr.

          • lisalott

            wow thank you so much I will definitely look for this Doctor I have electric shocks in my thighs and went to Cryology . it seems to have worked but I can use a good chiro I have not been to one in years.

        • equinox2009

          Thanks for your post. Unfortunately I suffered from back pain for 30 years and had two lumbar fusions, the first one failed and I had to have it redone two years later, first 2007 and second 2009. 2010 I had a hip replacement. I have had debilitating pain since which caused me to retire. 24/7. I am glad you put your post up because this is a very serious surgery, on one hand I wish I hadnt done it, on the other hand I wonder what my life would be had I not had it. I try and live abnormally as I can but it’s not easy. Pain wears you out, physically and mentally. Have a great day, love and, again thank you for posting this info

          • tapestry10

            Thank you, equinox, for your very kind note. Pain does wear you out. I’m so very sorry you’re in pain. I know there are doctors who try to blame the patient, but is there any way the doctors can be held responsible for what they did to you? Can you sue them? You’d have to get a lawyer who would do it on contingency, where they take a percentage. I wonder if there might be a chiropractor who might help you. They’re not all the same. If you hear about a good one, try to find out if he’s very gentle–so at least the chiropractor won’t make matters worse. How are you managing it now?

          • Fallon

            How can all of you be so sympathetic to each other but so condemning towards Yolanda?

        • TopangaRose

          I had a similar experience. Scheduled for fusion surgery, I cancelled once, rescheduled and cancelled AGAIN the day before I was supposed to go in. It terrified me! The third time I cancelled, the doctor said “never call me again”! I had an image of me, on my stomach, folded over one of those wooden horses with all my nerves hanging out of my spine like electric circuits! It was impressively prescient as the day and hour of my surgery was the time and date of the Northridge quake that also devastated Santa Monica where I was scheduled at St Johns… something told me…
          The upshot of it was that I had about 3 months of massage therapy by
          a female genius masseuse which has relieved my sciatica for the last 22 years.

    • BBB1975

      My SIL broke her tailbone giving birth to my niece, it hurt her for a long time. Now, 4 years later, she is fine.

    • tapestry10

      that sounds horrendously awful and painful as hell. It hurts even to read about it.

    • Fallon

      Her ex isn’t the type to wait around for her to heal.

      • sideof Sour Cream

        which one?

        • Fallon

          Haha IKR, but I was talking about Mohamed.

  • equinox2009

    I was so deceived by Yolanda when she first came on scene I thought she was the most beautiful woman Now I am embarrassed she pulled me in. I could tell that she was a bad actor when she had all the women for dinner the very first time She started with the “my king” “my love” and I thought David was an azz David thought he won the lottery with this beauty on his arm. It all fits unlike OJs glove! She was setting him up but good and it only took her four years of marriage. David’s career is at its end, his label didn’t renew him and now he not only spent enormous money following her around the world for a “cure” and he finally caught on but unfortunately for him he will pay her big time with this divorce, PRENUP or not. But what does all this leave Yolanda with. Her credibility is 0, how will she recreate her image, her life! I suppose she will disappear with the money and then reappear after she thinks people have forgetten her past 10 years. I’m done with this bitch for sure

    • lisalott

      when Lemon Lady came on the scene I thought she was a bit phony but I was so in love w/her refrigerator I did not realize it. Then when she made a pasta rigatoni dish for him and filled the plate up he was like “what r u doing u know I dont eat that much”!. It was awkward . Her campaign of “be wise and ur love will survive” ws weird too. It seemed as if she married “CINDERFELLA”, While he was kissing the ass of very new vocalist to get paid she was home arranging her daughters destiny aka: exposure and entrance into the modeling world. Now that they are all well on their way albeit that B.S. about NY and college (LOL) she has nothing to do and cant blame herself for the divorce. So she is running the Lymes disease to death. She should be involved with Stony Brook University , they are creating a vaccine right now. She should be advocating for the Lyme, if that is what is eating her up alive. I know it was those leaking boobs that she had removed (not by any of the great Doctors in Beverly Hills) because she is European, she sits with the Europeans, (She said that at LV”s Birthday 2 yrs ago) . She is above everyone and everything. and it has finally come out now her campaign is to bring down Kyle and Lisa why? they are working women she is not . so ridiculous but it makes good t.v. I sighed relief when Kyle stated “Yolanda give me a f..ing break”

    • lisalott

      when Lemon Lady came on the scene I thought she was a bit phony but I
      was so in love w/her refrigerator I did not realize it. Then when she
      made a pasta rigatoni dish for David and filled the plate up he was like
      “what r u doing u know I dont eat that much”!. It was awkward . Her
      campaign of “be wise and ur love will survive” ws weird too. It seemed
      as if she married “CINDERFELLA”, While he was kissing the ass of very
      new vocalist to get paid she was home arranging her daughters destiny
      aka: exposure and entrance into the modeling world. Now that they are
      all well on their way albeit that B.S. about NY and college (LOL) she
      has nothing to do and cant blame herself for the divorce. So she is
      running the Lymes disease to death. She should be involved with Stony
      Brook University , they are creating a vaccine right now. She should be
      advocating for the Lyme, if that is what is eating her up alive. I know
      it was those leaking boobs that she had removed (not by any of the great
      Doctors in Beverly Hills) because she is European, she sits with the
      Europeans, (She said that at LV”s Birthday 2 yrs ago) . She is above
      everyone and everything. and it has finally come out now her campaign is
      to bring down Kyle and Lisa why? they are working women she is not . so
      ridiculous but it makes good t.v. I sighed relief when Kyle stated
      “Yolanda give me a f..ing break”

  • deb

    those are nice pics, but I like this one best. we should all flood her Twitter with this one!!! I’m sure it will be her fave too !

    • Why is this happening to us?

      That’s a good one! Lol

    • chacha1

      Oh this is priceless

  • chacha1

    To any potential moron out there that may want to get with Yolanda, when she starts boiling the rabbit in the pot is the time to run

    • sideof Sour Cream

      you’ll know it’s her cause she serves it with lemon sauce and almonds. Chew Slowly now, or you’ll set her off!

  • Marsbars09

    Yonuts knows how to nab those ballers don’t she? I’m sure she’s raising her daughters on how to play the same game.

    • chacha1

      Bella seems to have landed a rapper, you know that guy with the dead black skunk on his head, and I do not want to hear how wonderful he is and talented, that is what they said about Kanye before he went bat shit crazy …… and I know The Weekend got an academy award but then he went to a restaurant with his bodyguards and Bella and had a huge fit because he didn’t like his table location and stormed out….

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lmao at the dead black skunk! Wtf is up with that hairstyle?? Looks ridiculous to me…

        • chacha1

          he went to the taxidermist and asked what road kill would look good with his outfit …. can you only imagine what he must smell like ….

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Ugh 😝
            I had a patient once who had dreadlocks down to her ankles- the smell could knock you out! He looks like he doesn’t wash that nest either… Yuck!

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Real Rastas don’t wash them but they have other products they’re supposed to use. Good God!

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Lol..l know all about that…they use the beeswax and don’t wash it!

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            That’s it!

          • chacha1

            dead road kill never smells good …..

          • Why is this happening to us?

            I couldn’t imagine not washing my hair for YEARS!

          • foxy in the VAULT πŸ’©πŸ›πŸ‹πŸˆπŸšΏπŸ”‘πŸ›ŒπŸƒπŸ˜©

            Like Sour Lemon of course!

        • sideof Sour Cream

          It looks like the Dr. character from Futurama

        • lisalott

          its where he keeps his stash of Weed smells like a weed too.

          • Why is this happening to us?

            Lol…they used to have a skit on SNL years ago “you put your weed in it” lol. That’s what it reminds me of!

      • The Weekend got an Oscar nomination – Sam Smith actually won the award – much to everyone’s surprise & disappointment.

        • chacha1

          thank you that is what I meant he was at the academy awards …. but he is turning into a Kanye asshole and I think he is getting pompous like Yolanda …. how dare they put him at a table he did not like … Yolanda is teaching him well on how to treat her daughter and only the best table will do …..

          • I don’t know about that but the Oscar parties I attended (Elton John’s & Miramax) were crowded like a guest designer sale at H&M!

          • chacha1

            I am not quite understanding what that means “a guest designer sale at H&M” LOL but this hissy fit that “The Weekend” had at Craigs was not after the Academy Awards, he was shown throwing this fit on the E show on tv who had cameramen there that caught his pompous arrogant ass storming out of the restaurant with Bella and his bodygoons

          • Google it – bitches lined up 40 deep and once the store opens it’s like the running of wildabeasts. As for Craigs – it’s a rather small joint in WeHo but that’s no excuse to storm out of the place. lol I guess he didn’t get a girl scout cookie or a snickers.

          • tapestry10

            Hahahhahaha…”like the running of the wildebeests…” That’s funny.

          • chacha1

            LOL

          • lisalott

            aww his first public shit fit did he get a cigarette? his mom must have been so proud . I remember when Kanye had his first at the Grammy’s when Taylor Swift, won best female vocal . Wonder where Gigi and Bella, and Anwar, will have theirs maybe Wally’s??

          • EllaFitzbunbun

            Hey 2tall……..long time, no see. Nice to know you’re still around and I hope all is well with you.

          • lisalott

            she announced Andrea Bocelli, as if she gave birth to him she missed her opportunity to franchise like all the other money hungry bitches

        • EllaFitzbunbun

          hi 2tall……….i don’t know the music of either of these guys but, from what I understand, The Weekend is a fellow Canadian, so I’m on his side.

      • lisalott

        hilarious I was thinking that thingy on his head was from a Dr, Suess book he could not part with as a child . It looks like it smells

    • Fallon

      Her daughters are wealthy and successful. They don’t need to date men for money.

  • RHONJ Fan

    Great job, Beach Spin. The comparisons of her marriages are startling. Yolanda seems to have the formula down and I’m sure her girls will follow in mum’s footsteps.

    • sideof Sour Cream

      I get the feeling now she will ramp up the friendship with Girardi to get some pointers on landing the geriatrics. I also wouldn’t doubt she is watching Daisy like a hawk, trying to learn believable ways to act like a nurse–which is what old rich dudes want in a 3rd or 4th wife.

      • Why is this happening to us?

        Lol…that’s funny! I could just see her asking Daisy the hooker for nursing tips! Haha

        • sideof Sour Cream

          If nothing else, Lemons is a survivor. She’s find a way to land another one. and whoever the poor sap is, may god have mercy on his soul. hahaha~

          • twifan2

            & his wallet. :/

          • Why is this happening to us?

            If Vicky could find a new sucker, I’m sure Yo will too! Lol

          • lisalott

            omg that ws funny I belly laughed!!!

      • no-never-ok-maybe

        LOL

      • Fallon

        Do you honestly believe she wants to spend another day of her life catering to another high maintenance man?

        • sideof Sour Cream

          If the money is right, yes.

    • Fallon

      Why would she want her marriages to fail? Doesn’t make sense.

  • Why is this happening to us?

    She’s on right now!! Dr oz
    Talking about her exploded implant!
    Darn- I missed the first 27 minutes πŸ™

    • chacha1

      don’t think you will miss much since she will be allowed to be her usual lying pompous arrogant self with no one calling her out on her fakery, just like she did on WWHL with Andy Ahole Cohen

      • lisalott

        I know did you see that she was playing a game and she knew all the answers and Andy called her on it and then all of a sudden she started forgetting

        • EllaFitzbunbun

          good catch lisalott!

  • BBB1975

    Three fusions in her back…wouldn’t that reduce her range of motion? Bending over etc…..

    • EllaFitzbunbun

      Now don’t go confusing the issue with facts, please……..YoHo cannot deal with facts, except the ones she makes up.

    • cat5dog1

      The entire statement is confusing. You can’t just “push” a baby out without your body being ready. That can cause more problems for the baby and mother. I cannot image how pushing a baby out would break one’s spine in 3 places. Sometimes she says the stupidest things.

      • PCpolice

        Well, if this lady can wrangle foot long tapeworms out da butt,
        have pallets, I mean pellets filled w/estrogen & progesterone (which means she is on hormone therapy) inserted in da butt cheek every few months, withstand weekly artic temps w/cryotherapy, roto-rooter of colon at 150psi, swallow 50 pills at a time, have teeth & implants removed which must have been done w/out painkillers since they’re unnatural, all while surviving on lemons and almonds, she’s some kind of woman, don’t know what kind though.

    • nvrbl

      I saw her doing yoga in an episode. You can tell she has fusions. What is wrong with you people?

  • Amy2

    Does she continue to receive the monthly spousal support from Hadid or did she forfeit that when marrying Foster? Does anyone know?

    • Whatdidyousay

      Only support for Anwar and big payout for video infidelity left.
      #thinkfish <–hint

    • Sherri Scott

      That is a very good question

    • Jenpink

      Her spousal support stopped once she remarried.
      Mo happily was ready to unload her.

    • Fallon

      She waited to remarry until the payments stopped.

  • frosty dufour

    I don’t know about David Foster, but Yolanda certainly did not come out of her marriage with Hadid with anything close to what she could have gotten if she really wanted to soak him. The prenup was voided and the court apparently agreed. Did she do better than the prenup? Yes, probably. Did she “take” Mohammed for 50%? No. I know everybody’s got the knives out for Yolanda, but come on. Is her divorce from DF finalized yet I wonder?

    • HankyPanky

      How do you know? Just interested?

    • Fallon

      Their divorce was amicable and they stayed very friendly. He is generous with his exes.

  • CaliSteve

    Spousal support usually ends when you remarry.

    • tibi

      But, knowing her track record do you think any man would ever want to marry this loony bug and even if they did if she soaks David for 100k a month she would never remarry so she keeps getting the loot.

    • HankyPanky

      When who remarries, her or him?

  • Janet Logan Fearnow O’Neil

    why are we calling her Yolanda Hadid instead of Foster or her maiden name – isn’t it strange she would go back to her 1st ex-husbands name?

    • cat5dog1

      She claims because that is her children’s last name and they asked her to do it.

    • FirstTimeCallerLongTimeListene

      I’m sure so she can ride Gigi and the non-Gigi’s coattails by having the same name as them – try to trap another guy. God, she is a disgusting snaky golddiger

      • HankyPanky

        Agree, all for money/fame

    • Fallon

      So insanely inappropriate.

    • mbb

      Excuse would be that she wants to match her kids.

  • Lipstickandribbons

    Its potocin not potassium,,,for someone who is so street smart she sure is not book smart

    • Beau Lovey

      Pitocin… not potocin.

      • Lipstickandribbons

        Like I SAID not potassium. Bye.

    • Ella Disenchanted

      Potassium?! LOLOLOL

    • bree7702

      That was hilarious! I was wondering when they gave out potassium to induce labor.

      • Marly

        I know! IF she had pitocin, she certainly would know what it was! Lord she is an idiot.

  • Claudia Jackson

    Gold digger playing men like a fiddler. Old/Angry woman.

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  • terry33

    That was a great article. It really puts the screws to that soul-less Yolanda. That is one scary Dutch dame,

  • JerseyCountess

    She earned every dime she gets. Just sayin.

    • malina28202

      why ? i work 9-5 and earn every dime i have. she has no education, marries rich men and “earned every dime” ??? how is that ?? does not make sense.

      • nvrbl

        Based on this article? Yo modeled all over the world for 15 years. She went into the marriage with David Foster with more money than him.
        So what if she married rich men.

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  • Midnight

    Wow. This woman has a mental problem. I love how she says giving birth broke her back!!! Can she say “slipped disc” 3 times. I also love her comment that Anwar had an allergic reaction to the “potassium”??? WTF. This woman is actually unintelligent. She doesn’t wear makeup so she looks sick and creates yet another “illness” of Lyme. She is a classic attention seeker through illness. She probably started faking sick as a kid in order to gain attention and sympathy. What fools these people are!! She has a “health advocate” and travels to see quack unethical doctors who take her cash. She is a typical neurotic Beverly Hills nut job whose quack MD probably “diagnosed” her kids as having Lyme disease because he saw more potential income. Her “health advocate” is laughing all the way to the bank too! I think the munchausen shoe may fit! I’d like to slap her.

    • Marly

      I believe she truly does have munchousens!

  • mis 2 centavos…

    Is a never ending stories of diseases with Yolanda…how inconsistent…hard to take her seriously.

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  • Ann Smith

    English is not her first language, and you’re assuming everything on this quack web site is accurate. She’s got more money than David Foster. Just google it. She doesn’t need his money. This article is BS. You guys are the stupid ones. Any woman that can reel in successful men like that isn’t stupid!

    • shayvoe

      You are crazy…she doesn’t have as much money as David Foster. As a matter of fact, the only money she has, is what she received from the sale of their Malibu home. You talk about people believing what they read, but you are the dummy for believing those net worth websites, which are completely made up, Use your brain…which may be an oxymoron in your case…how would anyone know someones else’s net worth unless they are told by the person or have access to their financial info. I assure you, the people who write that crap, have had neither.

    • Arletty70

      David Foster is very rich!!! check all the artists that he produces and write songs

  • Sof KL

    beaucoup de soucis et de la souffrance certes, mais beaucoup de malice aussi je pense, et une trΓ¨s bonne gestion dans un surprenant timing, difficile de savoir ou est la vΓ©ritΓ©, mais au vu de tout ce que j ‘ai lu sur elle , et l’impression que me laisse tout Γ§a, c ‘est que je ne la crois pas honnΓͺte Γ  100 % je ne sais pas pourquoi, et ses allures de sainte dans la sΓ©rie, m’agacent profondΓ©ment par moment , trΓ¨s intelligente en tous cas cette femme……….

  • Fwitzie

    Wow, what a mean article. Seems life dealt her some hard blows, nice to have all that money but pain depression & lyme are no joke. I liked her & I wish her well. Though I dont agree that her girls are model material they are very unattractive but money always talks & = power.

  • nvrbl

    I saw her doing yoga in an episode and you can tell she has fusions. What is wrong with people to criticize her for that? That is a life altering operation. I would have been depressed as well.
    As for the Lyme disease, since when is it OK to attack someone for being ill? I honestly do not understand why people are so cruel.

  • cray2012bitch

    I know David is super rich but Yolanda has her own money, so I don’t buy it. Leave the bitch alone!