Truth Exposed! ‘Sister Wives’ Catfish Scandal Reveals Toxic Polygamist Reality

Posted on Nov 20 2015 - 10:59am by BeachSpin

Sister Wives

The stars of TLC’s Sister Wives have been on an ongoing crusade, seeking to legalize polygamy, in the state of Utah. The Browns were victorious in  the first round, and due to a cohabitation loophole, Utah based polygamists are no longer technically breaking the law. Basically, anyone can live with whomever, with the understanding that there will be no issuing of plural marriage licenses. 

Utah is fighting back, in an ongoing battle that has the potential to land in the Supreme Court. The catfish scandal has overshadowed the progressing dispute, and the salacious details have eclipsed the broader picture, whispering in the legal background. 

READ: Kody Brown of Sister Wives Respond to Utah Appeal

Is there a connection between the dynamics within polygamist marriage, and Meri Brown’s tawdry affair with a female con, masquerading as a dream come true? What does the scandal surrounding Meri Brown reveal about the emotional  health within plural marriage? The question is pointedly relevant, considering the high-stakes lawsuit that is simmering in the background.

READ: No Sympathy! ‘Sister Wives’ Fans Tear Meri Brown’s Victim Act To Shreds & Demand Answers NOW  

First of all, Meri Brown identifies herself as a desperately lonely woman. She confessed to seeking “friendship” online, claiming that she was desperate to talk to people, even while surrounded by 20+ quasi-relatives.  She was likely nudged into the legal divorce from her husband, and when the supposed technical commitment was yanked away, she was markedly crushed. The tough reality is that Mare spends most of her days like a lonely spinster. Viewers heard her sadly remark that the common empty nest struggle is usually endured with  a partner, a truth that plural marriage erases.  

Sister Wives Catfish Collage

Online scammers look for committed and naively trusting targets. Most people who have read “Sam’s” blog express the same thoughts. What adult  male businessman writes like this, talks like this, or acts like this? While “Sam” interjects convincing evidence into the mix, “his” prose is anything but believable. Meri’s blind devotion to plural marriage made her a needy, sitting duck, and Jackie Overton had to know that Mare was an easy mark. Meri claims to have instantly seen the red flags, and chose to ignore them, for SIX months. Does plural marriage nurture a rationalizing and delusional fantasy life? Meri is now alleging that she was a victim of verbal abuse, a role that she is embracing with curious comfort, and relieved enthusiasm. 

READ: EXCLUSIVE: #SisterWives Meri Brown Plotted To Leave Kody Brown For Catfish Lover During Season 6 Filming

Viewers of the show know that Kody Brown is the exalted head of the Brown cult-de-sac. Overton kept Meri begging for “Sam’s” time, as the scammer baited the reality star with texts, and then refused her calls. If you listen to the messages, Meri’s subservient pattern comes through loud and clear. Whining apologies are heard over and over, as well as a constant begging for crumbs of attention from “Sam.” Meri’s lifestyle involves a routine nagging for affection from the love in her life, and it certainly appears that “Sam” simply swam into the spot that Kody abandoned. 

READ: ‘Sister Wives’ Meri Brown Admits To Sexual Intimacy with Catfish Lover & Desire To Have His Baby

Insecurity also attracts sociopaths, and all of the Brown women have at some point, admitted to strong feelings of inadequacy. Three of the women remain chronically overweight, and several of the children are on the same path.  It seems a no brainier to assume that the constant competition for love  causes lowered self-esteem to thrive. Meri tweets “strong woman” messages all day, but she appears incessantly and painfully weak. 

READ: ‘Sister Wives’ Web of Lies! Meri Brown Hides Secrets About Her Role in The Online Catfish Affair – Will She Come Clean?

Meri and her sister wives have been continuously exposed as glaringly  disconnected, which debunks the core polygamist shtick. When Mare implied that she wanted to leave the family, Robyn almost offered to help her pack, and the clueless Janelle responded with a “sure,” as long as Mare returned by Thanksgiving. One question Janelle…is “Sam” invited? The Browns have epically crashed and burned in their attempt to portray an effectively functioning, family unit. Many fans even believe that Robyn Brown had something to do with the sick romantic ruse. Does polygamy structurally set up competition between the wives, and feed inner family manipulation?

READ: ‘Sister Wives’ The 5 Biggest Questions in The Meri Brown Catfish Scandal That Remain Unanswered!

The giant elephant that is stomping around the Brown compound is Kody’s obvious favoritism for his fourth wife, Robyn. The show has morphed from a polygamist discussion, to a lovingly monogamous tale, colored by a few chunky backup dancers. The Brown crusaders have inadvertently revealed that their multiplied love, is really a divided bust.

The Browns’ goal has been continuously sold as a righteous desire to show America a loving, functional picture of plural marriage. Make no mistake, the Browns have a larger agenda. The lawsuit against Utah is their 19th spawn, and legalizing their cultish lifestyle is their true end game. The catfish scandal has blasted a glaring spotlight on the dangerous perils that exist within the poisonous plural lifestyle. No matter what rhetoric the network tries to ram down our throats, the jig is up. Stick a fork in it, TLC.   

 

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  • Fran

    Lucky for us you are here to speak up for us, Beach. “Stick a fork in it, TLC.”

    • BeachSpin

      Loved it! Thanks Fran!

  • Norrth

    The best comment about this show is one above about how they undermine their own cause with a love affair between Kody and Robyn that makes the other wives look irrelevant and as if they are the tolerated (rarely embraced) mistresses to the one legal marriage.

    • E P🎉

      And you know what is so funny about that, people that have never seen the show, but happen upon an episode or 2 which is exactly what happened to me, it is so apparent that that is exactly what is going on, the kult leader has one wife and 3 nannies, housekeepers, chauffeurs, baby mamas, etc……

      • Fran

        Yeah, I can see that… I’ve been there since day one, seems like we all should have been together since day one.

    • Vera Bedwell Smith

      You are right on the money except the mistress part. They could only be so lucky. Sadly, I believe it’s more of a babysitting gig for these extras than anything romotely romantic as “mistress”.

  • Queen Enid of Coleslaw

    “The show has morphed from a polygamist discussion, to a lovingly monogamous tale, colored by a few chunky backup dancers.”

    That statement is not only spot on, but it is pure poetry, Beach Spin.

    • BeachSpin

      Awww thanks so much Enid…who knew? ☺️

  • 😂😂DumbChick2💋

    I wonder if the wives knew this all along or if they’re surprised that the world is seeing them this way.

    • Jennymckitty

      I would be willing to bet that Janelle and Christine didn’t know that she was involved with another “man” until Meri found out the truth about Sam and it ended. I tend to think she told Robyn sometime before and that Kody was aware she was unhappy as his wife.

      • 😂😂DumbChick2💋

        I think you’re into something

  • Wrenniethepooh

    When watching the whole thing, I don’t believe that Meri saw red flags at the beginning. I think hindsight is 20/20 and that’s why she can say that now. The blog “Sam” has is a convoluted mess, and all this “proof” is “non-proof”. “He” kept saying the texts from March prove this and prove that…and yet no texts from March were ever posted. I think she got hoodwinked, and realized what happened when she had gone to far into the rabbit hole. I think she really did intend to leave and then the truth came out and she had to come clean to the “family”. I’m on the fence about whether or not Robyn was in on the set up, but honestly with her behavior from what we see on the show, it wouldn’t be shocking to me. The truth will set you free, and I wish Meri would just come out with the truth of it. She won’t, but she should.

    • MAB

      The text from March were posted on the blog today and they do allude to sex. Yet, who knows if they are real. Sam is really pushing it. I cannot understand if someone is lying how he can just continue to go on and on. He/she is really some sick puppy.

      • E P🎉

        No, come on they never had sex together, maybe sexting or phone sex if that is what you mean, then yes they had sex, but in my mind that is not having sex with another person, masturbation is what that is.

        • MAB

          I don’t believe they had sex either but Sam is trying to convince e erroneous with proof that they had sex. Most people think the text were doctored

          • E P🎉

            Gotcha, thanks for clarifying MAB, and personally I think those texts are made up.

  • Ronnie

    Beach Spin, you deserve a Bloggers award for the work you put into this story. You took a lot of time breaking it down for us. Thank you!

    • BeachSpin

      YW Ronnie…I have enjoyed it!

      • Ronnie

        🙂

  • Beach Spin, thank you sincerely for all the hard work and research you put into Sister Wives.

    • BeachSpin

      You’re so welcome! 😊

  • Melzer

    I, too, agree with all here and say thanks to Beach for covering this crazy mess so diligently… And for bringing us all together!!! We love ya, Beach xoxoxo

    • BeachSpin

      YW Melzer…thank you! The SW posters are FAB! 😘

    • E P🎉

      Right on Melz! Beach is the best, and everyone here is the best also, so much fun snarking with everyone!

  • JLK

    You know guys I often wonder that Meri’s campaigning hard for Robyn to be a part of the family a few years back was a play to eventually leave the Kult? I think she knew Kodouche would be on Lantern Head Robyn like white on rice . Thanks Beach for another great article!

  • Sally Astor

    Meri has made some statements regarding her being victimized: her spin, Lindsey/Jacki..insisted That Meri return calls to Sam, even tho Meri was reluctant because Sam/Jacki was acting out towards her, But, Meri returned the calls to appease Lindsey/Jacki
    Meri also states that she received pictures of Sam, but later found out that they were pictures of an actor. She never met Sam aka Jacki. Six long month of cooperating with people she knew and felt they were doing her harm. Keep spinning Meri you are not dizzy enough yet

    • Birdie

      Nothing says appeasement like mouthing a banana and a million bay-bees and IloveyouIloveyouIloveyous. Maybe she had SEX with the “actor” aka prostitute…this site floated that as a theory.

      • Sally Astor

        They had sex, they just were in different places, when it took place

        • Birdie

          Maybe…maybe not. Nothing would surprise me.

        • chacha1

          ITA ….

    • 😂😂DumbChick2💋

      Where did she say this? On Twitter?

      • Sally Astor

        I just typed her name in search, the articles pop up

        • 😂😂DumbChick2💋

          Thank you

  • Violet~Princess Pumpernickel

    I noticed the document above says “Robyn Sullivan”. I thought she changed her name to Brown several years ago.

    • Fran

      Good catch, wth is up with that? They made a mini series out of Robyn’s ultimate gift of a name change.. I remember how tear jerking it was.

      • Violet~Princess Pumpernickel

        Yes, they did. I went and checked the date to see if it was an old document but it’s not. And, she’s legally married to the hairy tool now too so I don’t get it.

        • Sandy Wood

          The filing dated of this document is August 26, 2015, but the original was when they were still in Lehi, before Robyn changed her name.
          Maybe this submission uses the original names, that’s all I could make of this difference.

          • chacha1

            wasn’t Robyn’s name Jessop ???

          • E P🎉

            Yes, that was her married name.

          • Sandy Wood

            I think she reverted to her maiden name after Jessop divorce. When she was being interviewed by mortgage company, it came out that she had used 4 names…Brown, Jessop, Sullivan and one other I can’t recall, may have been her step-fathers name.

          • E P🎉

            I did not know that, thanks for the info. Very interesting, do you think it was done for sinister reasons i.e. welfare, mortgages and the like?

          • Sandy Wood

            Probably for credit cards, Victoria’s Secret and all…gotta look all spiffy for the new Lover Boy.

          • E P🎉

            Good gravy God almighty, BARF!

    • chacha1

      she probably lied about changing her name legally ….. nothing about these people are for real, they a a bunch of toad stooooools

  • mehmeh

    “Sam Cooper” has a new post today with “proof” he and Meri had sex… but its so obvious they were texts before/after phone sex. Meri, welcome to being 17.

    • Sally Astor

      Sam Cooper how on earth do you have the time for this??? You are all the Super Heros rolled into one!!!!!!

    • Queen Enid of Coleslaw

      Sam Cooper has way too much time on her hands.

      • E P🎉

        Understatement of the day! This supposed “relationship” is so delusional, I don’t think Bravo could even spin this one.

  • Terri L. Austin

    All true! The Browns try to talk a good game, but their actions don’t match their rhetoric. I know they all went into this voluntarily, and Meri is lying through her teeth about this “friendship”, but I still can’t help but pity these women. They all seem so miserable.

    • chacha1

      they all reap what they sow and they are as slick as snot …… what woman allows her husband to screw 3 other women ??? they hide behind their fake religion and revise the religion for the TLC cameras…. Money talks and the Bullchit walks

  • Birdie

    I think all of the women, with the exception of Meri, deliberately tried to look happier on camera this year. So many people comment about how miserable they look. Jackie wrecked that plan and exposed much more than one unhappy wife.

    • chacha1

      while watching a rerun, Christine says the children got along for a change while in alaska and was very surprised the sister wives got along, she couldnt believe it … so what does that really tell you …. the TRUTH, they hate each other and Sobbin Robyn is going to come out of this with Kody as her one and only … Janelle went from being comatose and angry to being a lover of Robyn and even high 5-ing her on screen GAG …PHONY ….. Kody has his hemorrhoid attached to his neck named SOL and while he scolds Garrison for scolding this little entitled spoiled brat he then picks up SOL and tells the kids to say hi to SOL while they all grudingly say “hi sol” I hope this neanderthal looking asshole Kody gets a big smack down from Karma …. and Robyn … well her come around will be bad …. Kody and Robyn are mean nasty and controlling .. they deserve each other and hope they go down together ……

      • E P🎉

        Well no surprise to anyone here that they are putting on a show, we know once the cameras leave it is a full on Bitch Fest, with Queen Robyn of the Smug and Ugly at the helm manipulating and orchestrating everyone and everything.

        • Fran

          LOL “full on bitch fest”

  • Sandy Wood

    There is something about today’s batman bilgeblog that I find weird…I don’t know how the rest of you would feel, but if a paramour whipped out a camera and snapped a picture just before hopping into bed with me, I would find it a little strange.
    Why oh why would this encounter occur at Meri’s home, in a bed she has shared with Kody.
    Surely this billionaire could afford a suite in one of LV finest hotels, or he claims to have a home in her neighborhood…why not there.
    Risky business, if you ask me, she would have to give him the password for the security gate at the end of the cul-de-sac or go down and open it for him. If this happened in the daytime, wouldn’t she be concerned about one of the other wives or kids popping by.
    If it was at night, wouldn’t she be concerned that someone might notice a car in her driveway overnight…UNLESS…just maybe, he flew in on his batcape.

    • E P🎉

      Hey Sandy! I found that odd too. I actually can barely see it, took me awhile to figure out what it was. But clearly it is an intimate photo, kind of creepy! And I believe it was taken by Jackie as Jackie on their trip to Disneyland. I don’t know if they ever met up for other “trips”, but surely Meri should have been on some kind of alert!

      • Sandy Wood

        I think he said Meri and “Lindsay” stayed in separate hotels, WTH would Lindsay be doing in Meri’s bedroom
        I’m as confused as Meri. SMH!

        • Fran

          Jackie probably begged for a selfie during late night sexting. I guarantee she never saw his batjunk.

          • E P🎉

            🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

          • Fran

            You do have a point.

          • E P🎉

            Just fooling around, doubt it came to that, thought you never know….

          • Birdie

            How hilariously appropriate is it that banana emojis are in lounging sexy position…too perf.

          • E P🎉

            Sexy Bananas……who knew?

          • Birdie

            Those bananas are ready for action. 😎

          • Mariko

            I’m giggling a bit thinking of Meri Brown-tooth asking for a d!ck pick from “Sam”, lol. I wonder if she did?! That wouldn’t be too hard, no pun intended, to fake. Her daughter must be proud.

          • sideof Sour Cream

            lol

        • E P🎉

          My interpretation is they were having some late night “girl bonding” just a feeling.

    • Mariko

      So true! Honestly, if I actually was “dating” a millionaire, it’d probably cross my mind what posh suite I’d get to go to. I feel like any normal woman wouldn’t be out of bounds or gold diggerish by being excited about the secondary rewards of being with someone who owns 3 private planes. After all, if you’re in true love….However, it’s so glaringly obvious to all of us that something is way off that he didn’t get them a room. She’s such a dolt.

      • Sandy Wood

        It’s so far removed from reality, it’s very apparent this batfish has never had a true one on one relationship.

  • chacha1

    they will pretend to love and multiply as long as TLC enables those grifters

  • Mariko

    Love this post Beach, especially the last paragraph. The adults in this family have more issues than Vogue, yet they think that it’s missed on the public. FLDS polygamy is harmful to women and children. There is very little access to medical care, rampant genetic mutations that commonly lead to death or if you’re luckier, living life with a 20 IQ, or luckiest of all you get the Hapsburg jaw (I’m looking at you Robyn) all because you’re a product of continuous, generational incest. There’s no money to treat anything even if you wanted. It’s doctrine is based off of is very strict, outdated/archaic and perverse. Make no mistake, the FLDS religion is a prison for most women, despite what Koades would like people to think. I googled their book last night and here’s an awesome excerpt: “There are many benefits and blessings to our lifestyle. We are a large family, and not one of us will ever know loneliness again”. 😂 That’s rich Kody. I would love to hire the woman who threw the eggs at the Kardashian/Jenner girls and have her give Kody the literal and figurative “egg on his face”.
    Kody-your wives are lonely, depressed, suffer from low self esteem, morbidly obese and seem to experience very little personal joy (I would think this absolutely parallels other FLDS women). I suppose maybe their kids give them their happiness, but as we’ve seen from the Orange Banana herself, once the kids are gone, what then? I’m saving my sympathy for the women who are actual victims of any types of emotional, physical or cultural abuses, not for some D-rate reality star who got caught creeping and doesn’t want to fess up. The only thing she’s been truly afraid of, is losing that TLC cash. Sorry about my long rant! Happy Friday lovelies!

    • Sandy Wood

      Happy Friday to you too Mariko…you brought it, put it on the table and I’m lapping it up
      Thank for for concisely saying what I was thinking.

      • Mariko

        Hey Sandy:) I loved Beach’s writing today and she called out so many good points about this messed up family I got a little fired up! I live in Utah so when we go on vacation to the southern part of the state where some of the most beautiful National Parks are, the main FLDS compounds are very close. We were at a museum when I had my first plyg experience and it was like 4 YOUNG looking women (who did indeed look like actual sisters complete with the weird braids and pioneer clothes) and about 15 kids aged 12 and under. They couldn’t control all of the kids, they looked so tired, they never smiled let alone made eye contact and there was such a sad energy from them it was almost palpable.

        • Sandy Wood

          And which one of the Browntwits in the opening claims ” it just makes us stronger.” A very sad existence and must be very frustrating for you Utah residents that carry the tax burden.

          • E P🎉

            Yes Sandy, it is very frustrating knowing our taxes are going toward these sick and twisted groups! SMDH

          • Mariko

            I forget too! I’ll watch it on tomorrow’s episode an laugh when they say it;)

        • E P🎉

          That is so sad to hear. Those poor young girls really do suffer in silence while monsters control and rule their every single move. Such a disgrace!

          • Mariko

            This was in St. George where I saw these women. Have you ever been close to Zion National Park and seen them? I actually had a lot of family in from out of town and I think they all thought that this was normal for us Utahns to see these people daily! I’m like NO! Again, think of all of the world wide tourists our parks sees and again, if their allowed to legalize their lifestyle I can’t imagine the Church or State wanting guests of our beautiful state to think that this is how life is lived here.

          • E P🎉

            I have seen them but only once and it was when I lived in Park City, there are some compounds surrounding that area. It was so strange, I always knew what they looked like but when you actually see them it is a whole other deal. They look like the walking dead, no emotion whatsoever and such sadness radiates from them.

          • Mariko

            Yes! The walking dead is spot on.

          • E P🎉

            IKR? Just breaks your heart.

          • chacha1

            plus the men are perverts, I watched that show that showed Jeffs having sex with a young girl and he made the other young girls watch …. disgusting !!!!

          • E P🎉

            I really just had a visceral moment reading your comments about the pervert Jeffs. He WILL burn if Hell!🔥

          • chacha1

            how about when they went to visit those people is Missouri who line up like soldiers and they look at each other in their wonky eyes when they take their first bite of food, Kody also said to the little red headed boy that his daughter would really like to date him and the little boy ran away crying …. this was when Robyn started cussing about the weather and showed her true colors …. those pigamists admitted that other pigamists in their area all sleep in one bed ….. freaks …..

          • E P🎉

            I didn’t see that either, I’m really missing out. I need to catch up with all of you! Robyn is going to truly regret that bit of revisionist history she pulled with her kids and their real father, those kids will be adults one day and realize what the truth is, and that will not be a pretty picture.

          • Mariko

            They were so BIZARRE! Omg-what in the ever-loving hell was that about?! Roll call? They were weird. And my god, why on earth did the Brown-stains think traveling across country to meet people they met online would be a good idea, oh, wait…😂FFS. They looked like they were living well below the poverty line, yet like all these other freaks, they’re still poppin’ em out right after another. I could never fathom being ok with letting my family live in abject poverty in the name of my ego and perversions.

          • Mariko

            I hope so. If not I would just love it if Karma came to visit him in jail.

    • E P🎉

      Excellent post Mariko, great information and very nicely put! You know I don’t think they really do any kind of “religion” at all. It seems to me, that now that they are TV stars they have moved on to making their own religious rules if any at all. Doing these dopey blessings and having a prayer circle jerk every once and awhile does not a religion make. I wish they would just cop to what they really are and stop cloaking their perverse lifestyle practices under the guise of religion! They are what gives religion a bad name, in particular the Mormon religion.

      • Mariko

        Prayer Circle Jerk😂 You win phrase of the day for me again! So true though. They are totally what gives religion a bad name. They did this all under the premise of gaining spiritual elevation through polygamy, but besides the occasional “home church” and said circle jerks, they don’t seem to really be involved. This so bugs me because this lawsuit of theirs is only applicable to those living FLDS polygamy and this would set back so much if it goes through. I’m surprised the LDS church hasn’t pulled out any big guns to shut this down so it can’t make it’s way to something like the Supreme Court.

        • E P🎉

          So right, that is exactly what gets my blood boiling when they start this “we want to have the right to marry anyone we want regardless….”. Well guess what Kodes, do you realize you are condoning sexual abuse, physical abuse, mental abuse, pedophilia, welfare fraud, on and on it goes. This numb nut is such a jerk, I just can’t with this Brigham Young wannabe look anymore!

          • chacha1

            ITA my friend

          • E P🎉

            Hope you are having a good Friday, my dear!

          • chacha1

            I try my best thanks hon !!!

          • E P🎉

            :))

          • Mariko

            Agreed as well! He doesn’t seem to get that by making this lawsuit, he condones the abuses you listed above. He may not have married a 14 y/o, but he stands for a practice that does. I feel like this is maybe a terrible analogy, but here I go… It’s like a functioning drug addict saying we should legalize all drugs just because he can function/hold down a job/be married etc….disregarding the facts like death, illness poverty and mental health.

          • E P🎉

            Right on target Mariko, that is a perfect analogy! Couldn’t have stated it better myself. I kind of get the feeling that the kult leader doesn’t really realize all of the abuse that does go on, he is basing his opinion solely on what he has experienced. So once again his ego gets in the way of any kind of reasonable thought process that he might have.

          • Mariko

            Get ready to laugh again from some more words of wisdom from the ego-less Koades:

            “Since we have to consider the sensitivity of other wives and other marriages on an everyday basis, plural marriage consistently challenges us. It makes us confront our shortcomings and overcome them. We have to learn to handle our jealousy, contain our aggression. We have to check our selfishness. There is no room for EGO in plural marriage.” How rich😑
            Excerpt From: Brown, Kody. “Becoming Sister Wives.”
            You can press “sample” on iBooks on the iTunes Store and find the first 50 pages free;)

          • sideof Sour Cream

            Mary had a little lamb………………..

          • chacha1

            true ! amazing how TLC has enabled this lazy ahole so that he can drive a Lexus and lay around the house all day ….. it made me sick that Caleb had to ask him for permission to marry Maddie when Caleb should have asked Janelle for her hand …. Kody admits he was NEVER there for those 12 kids before Queen Robyn showed up

          • Mariko

            That Lexus😂 Super practical for his brood. Janelle’s kids (with the exception of Logan) seem to have taken a bit of the wool off their eyes when it come to “the all powerful Dad” to quote Garrison

          • chacha1

            I love Garrison, sad that he also got scolded by Janelle …. and Kody running for his asshat that Robyn usually wears to bark out …”I do the parenting around here”

          • E P🎉

            Great parenting Kodes, way to go a**hole, my reaction to that was well you haven’t parented once in your life, why would your children think you would start now, so that is why they are stepping on to your turf jerk off!

          • sideof Sour Cream

            yes that is a terrible analogy.

          • Mariko

            Lol, I thought at first well, I’d listen to someone who wants to legalize drugs if they said “it would raise lots of money and fund schools and mental health or other public works” or “Hmmm, we’ll look at that, this war on drugs sure was about as successful as Lindsay Lohan’s career so let’s try something else since we know what doesn’t work”…but I realized those were both logical arguments based on facts, so I had to Brownify the reasoning😉

        • E P🎉

          I have to add that for people who think it is common place for people from Utah to see polygamists, it is not. It is like seeing a rare animal in the wild, something that is talked about but never seen.

          • chacha1

            they are a colony of rats living in the tunnels underground and they only surface when they have to get back into the government cheese line for the monthy rip off of the taxpayers who work for a living

          • E P🎉

            Oh they don’t live underground, they have their own cities, where they rule everything, No one can come in or out of the cities without the higher authority knowing. That is why it is so dangerous trying to get out of these particular cults. It is a very daunting task rescuing these women and children.

          • chacha1

            IKR they also have their own police ….. and they are getting away with it …. I wonder if they watch sister wives and their hypocritical lying asses … soon they will revolt to get their own show to have a house of their own in the cult de sac

          • E P🎉

            Oh yes, they rule everything, it’s like a mini kingdom, complete with polygamy royalty!

          • Mariko

            Yes! I should clarify my comment. I’ve seen a them a few times only in 12 years and it’s always been right next to their compound area where a very large and popular National Park is. My husband is in public safety and unfortunately has seen them much more than regular civilians.

          • E P🎉

            You made your point beautifully, I just wanted to affirm :)) I love Southern Utah, one of the most beautiful parts of the State and America for that matter, but way too hot for me.

          • sideof Sour Cream

            so unfortunate! OMG!

          • Mariko

            Maybe sometime I may share some things he’s encountered. Jaw dropping stuf

      • chacha1

        EP did you see the show where they were naming Day-in and Robyns creepy voyeur father and Kody and some other guy were laying hands on Day-in and praying …. that poor young man has no clue what name he really has, first it is David Preston, then Day-in Preston now it is David Day-in …… circle jerk for sure

        • E P🎉

          I did not, but the episode where they blessed, I don’t know who, was just stupid, because if you know anything about the Mormon religion, which is basically what they follow, you know that you don’t do that, that is a blessing that is strictly given at birth and only at birth, not this revisionist history bs crap.

        • HappyFriday

          Oh, I thought his name was DayinAuroraanBreanna.

          • chacha1

            Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa you mean Mrs. Aurora Brown … Kody is just a little bit too close to that young lady

        • Fran

          Plus the poor kid wasn’t sure if he was getting an exorcism

          • E P🎉

            Dayton knows the score, the looks that kid gives the kult leader are absolutely priceless, one of a kind.

    • chacha1

      you hit a home run with his comment …. 🙂

      • Mariko

        Aww! Thanks Chacha:) I’ve loved reading your hilarious comments the last couple months, so glad I could return the favor.

        • chacha1

          you are so nice to say that thanks 🙂

        • sideof Sour Cream

          you are a moron.

          • Mariko

            Thanks doll!

    • Fran

      “Hapsburg jaw” yikes, is that what that is??

      • algebra

        The Hapsburg chin is an autosomal dominant feature which has absolutely nothing at all to do with inbreeding, it’s autosomal dominant! And Robyn’s chin doesn’t even meet the criteria.

        The ignorant comments about it are annoying. Whoever came up with it thought it was hilarious, but since it doesn’t make any sense, it’s not funny

        • Mariko

          Um, it was me. Not sure why you’re upset. I wasn’t being funny, just stating facts on the many sad results of generational incest. Sorry you’re offended.
          You obviously can have over/under bites without inbreeding, but it is a side affect of incest. I would encourage you to take a look into the more nefarious consequences of incest, specifically relating to modern day FLDS polygamy in Colorado City. I just got home from a party and these are not the best sources, but I was taken a back by your comment and thought I’d give you your answer. ☮

          Wikipedia-Hapsburg Jaw
          “Traits such as these that were common to royal families are believed to have been passed on and exaggerated over time through royal intermarriage which caused acute inbreeding. Due to the large amount of politically motivated intermarriage among Habsburgs, the dynasty was virtually unparalleled in the degree of its inbreeding.”

          Medical article on inbreeding-Hubpages:
          For a long time, the dangers of inbreeding or having children with a close relative weren’t completely understood. The biggest problem with inbreeding is that when close relatives choose to mate, it results in homozygosity, which can increase their offspring’s chances of being affected by deleterious recessive traits for all kinds of physical and cognitive disabilities, including ailments like hemophilia and cystic fibrosis as well as deformities like the Habsburg jaw. These incestual pairings also run a greater risk of…

          Reduced fertility (both for the related parents and in their offspring)
          Lower birth rate and higher infant mortality
          Congenital birth defects (including facial asymmetry)
          Certain kinds of cancer
          Suppressed immune systems

      • Mariko

        Yes! Have you ever taken Euro history in high school or college and you learn about the Hapsburg line of royalty that wanted to keep the bloodlines “pure” through incest and over a not a lot of time they started having either a protruding under-bite or and over-bite. So, if you look up some of the FLDS polygamist images (Google FLDS polygamists) they have that trait. And I’m fairly certain that’s why
        Rob-Chin has that facial structure. Just having cousin parents can give it to you. In the FLDS culture for a long time they too wanted to keep the bloodlines “pure”. Ick. My brother does facial reconstruction and says they studied this in med school:)

    • Fran

      “…and not one of us will ever know loneliness again. 😂 ”
      Double dog dare ya to paste that on twitter :p

      • Mariko

        Fran, I was so tempted to tweet these twits today. After reading on here about that Elisa woman and her “human trafficking” tweet I wanted to come up with 140 characters to shut her down. And yes, I did ponder tweeting Kody this. How could he get even slightly annoyed, I didn’t come up with these words! I may do it Sunday;) I’ll screenshot it, just for you!

    • 🐯🌸 Tigerlily 🐅 *·.¸¸.·*·*

      Way to read these fools & their BS from cover to cover Mariko!
      Excellent post! Perfectly stated!

      https://media2.giphy.com/media/QW5nKIoebG8y4/200.gif

      Welcome. I look forward to reading more of your posts.

      These women need to realize that they are only fooling themselves. We can see the man behind the curtain & it’s Robyn.

      Maybe they should reflect on the very wise words of another Robin.

      http://www.bucketlistpublications.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/I-used-to-think-the-worst-thing-in-life-was-to-end-up-all-alone.jpg

      • Mariko

        Tiger, aww! Thanks so much for the warm welcome. You all have been so kind to me just jumping on in. I guess that’s why I’ve never posted on blogs because I thought I might get shut out. Quite the opposite here at AATT. I love this quote and I think it’s so applicable to these fools. Hope to get to chat more with you this weekend with the finale upon us!

        • 🐯🌸 Tigerlily 🐅 *·.¸¸. *🗽·*

          You’re so welcome Mariko. Glad you joined the party. 😉
          Very smart to be cautious, there are some blog comment sections that can be a crazy & scary places but I really feel this is a very special group here at AAtT.
          Besides it should be all about having fun, sharing some laughs, decompressing, guilty pleasures & snarking on the celebs.
          Like they say if you’re not having fun you’re doing it wrong! 😆
          Happy posting! Enjoy your weekend.

    • Vera Bedwell Smith

      Excellent post!! I totally agree. And marriage was designed for the protection of women, so that men cannot go around stripping them of resources, burdening them with children and not providing them with security. It’s a romantic union, yes, but it is also a contractual agreement intended for both partner’s benefit. In short, it civilizes us humans so that we are not resorting to our basic animal instincts. Succumbing to them creates a very dangerous environment for females while ensuring males bear no responsibility.

      • Mariko

        Thanks VBS! It’s nice to feel welcomed;)

  • Awesome article well done Beach.

  • chacha1

    Good night all you great people …. see you tomorrow sweet dreams

    • E P🎉

      Good night chacha, sleep well my friend!

  • ac

    In one of the last episodes Cody stated, that the Adoption was planed for the last 5 or 6 years.
    Also the Cameraman caught a weird eyed looking Cody a few times in the last Episode..
    He is nothing but a overgrown Teenager with short a few marbles.
    Does anyone know, how all the Lawyers getting paid. Every time you turn around there is a new Lawsuit. I guess they are all living the high times now.
    I hope this travesty of a Show will be cancelled.

  • HappyFriday

    BeachSpin I just love this one!

    If the Browns have made a statement, it’s this one: Polygamy sucks!
    I truly hope they will lose this time, so be it, in front the Supreme Court.
    There must be a final judgement that makes this “lifestyle” illegal. Period.
    Imagine if they won, that would open the floodgates to the demands of all the others who want to live that way.
    I say: Polygamists should in no way be supported, not legally by some construed court decision, not financially by the tax payer’s money and not morally by some die-hard Good Men and Good Women of the Cathars. ~ End of Story.

    • Vera Bedwell Smith

      The State needs to recoup legal fees for having to put up with this nonsense. Nobody needs to fight for “polygamy rights”. Nobody in their right mind wants to be a polygamist, Kody! Go volunteer at an animal shelter. Soup kitchen. Plenty of real causes to worry about.

  • 🐯🌸 Tigerlily 🐅 *·.¸¸.·*·*

    Beach! Outstanding!

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    Girl you deserve a well earned break. You have immersed yourself into a whirwind of crazy lately.

    I bow to the Maestro!

    Happy Friday all.
    Hope you all have a fun & enjoyable weekend!

    • E P🎉

      Same to you Tiger girl!

      • 🐯🌸 Tigerlily 🐅 *·.¸¸.·*·*

        Howdy-hey EP!

        Hope you had a fab Friday. Happy weekend!

        • E P🎉

          Same to you my little Tigerlily!

  • Brattus Rattus

    Hummm…So, it might be the Norco talking but I might be more in favor of this religion if the women can be the one to have multiple husbands. It kinda reminds me of my 20s and 30s…the guys just didn’t know it (I was quite the hustler).

    On the real, I don’t understand how any woman would buy into this. Dude isn’t a pimp. He’s not hot. He’s not very bright. And between us, he looks like he is over compensating for a “shortcoming” if you know what I mean.

    As for the catfishing, Call MTV, put Nev and Max on it and let them get the truth out of them.

    Happy Friday and have a great weekend yall!

    • Fran

      LOL “compensating for a shortcoming” Oui!

    • 🐯🌸 Tigerlily 🐅 *·.¸¸. *🗽·*

      That’s what happens when you deal with devious side-bitches.
      Robyn didn’t stay in her lane.

      Hope you have a fun & relaxing & most enjoyable weekend BR.

      • Vera Bedwell Smith

        These hoes ain’t loyal

    • Melzer

      I think he looks like Charlie Manson!

      • chacha1

        he really does have beady eyes or dead shark eyes …… he is creepy and dirty looking, Meri told him he looked like Keith Urban Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Mariko

      Lol! There’s a funny comedienne’s clip that talks about Kody like this… Something to this effect “dude’s got 4 wives and instead of looking like Matthew McConaughey he looks like the night shift manager at Applebee’s”!

      • chacha1

        Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Melzer

    Well, highest viewing of SW to date. Wtg Browns! You’re scam is working. These people are lower than sick!

    • HappyFriday

      I thought ratings had gone up but I couldn’t find anything about it. Clever clever TLC. Now they’re (cat)fishing the viewers.

      Have a good weekend Melzer. Sending you peaceful thoughts and warm wishes!

    • chacha1

      let them have another season when they have nothing of interest to anybody ….. we knew they would jump on the Maddie wedding ….. then they will fall off the ratings cliff …..

  • chacha1

    Look at those Brady Williams Slugs (My Five Wives) …. they lived in the Bates Motel, he was jumping from bed to bed and they showed him giving them their good morning kiss (bleck) ALL the sisters were crying and miserable and hating on each other and with their 24 kids they wanted more …… these pigamists make me sick and I hope they never come back …. enough with this perverted made up religion that teaches women to share men, cry, and have kids they cannot feed .. this Brady ahole had his own business and still couldn’t feed them and filed bankruptcy …. I guess that is now the american way for pigamists

    • BeachSpin

      Hey Chacha…new thread up!

      • chacha1

        Thanks Beach …. what just reading more bullchit from Sam the Sham LOL

    • Vera Bedwell Smith

      Lol @”chunky backup dancers”. It’s so true. It really is the “Kody and Robyn Show” with misc supporting actors.

    • no-never-ok-maybe

      Completly Agree chacha, well said.

  • HoyesMiGente

    I could care less if polygamous marriage is allowed to be legal. There are plenty of toxic state sanctioned marriages out here already. Relationship decisions should be left to the individuals involved.(edit) Most people make stupid relationship decisions, IMO.

    • caringincanada

      In real polygamy not on T.V. most assets are held by the men women who leave leave without the kids. They have no money or assets to fight. He has extra caregivers at home to care for kids. Tis is a very dangerous scenario. He has the remaining “wives” to take his side and testify in is favour. This is an unequal relationship from the get go.

      • HoyesMiGente

        I’m very aware of how traditional religious polygamy can harm women. These people are CHOOSING this way of life. Now–if a woman wants out of it, she should be given assistance to do so. But legal age adults can make their own decisions.

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