RECAP: #ShahsofSunset “Reza Calls Off the Wedding” [Episode 12]

Posted on May 19 2015 - 7:21am by Wendy Owen

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Reza is convinced that Asa‘s spraying water all around his rehab project has blessed it, and things are going swimmingly. Perhaps MJ needs some of that Asa water because she’s claiming she’s 40 and she’s visiting a fertility doctor. Why? Well, for air time, of course, because any woman knows she’s not having a baby unless God decides it’s time for Mary Redux.

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She says she’s 40 and the Dr. says her ovaries look like the ovaries of a 35-year-old, and then MJ says it’s great to have ovaries that are ten years younger than her. So, we’re going with 45 as her real age. (BTW, only on TV would a Dr. allow you to wear platform stilettos in the stirrups. I can barely get permission to keep my socks on.) Reza doesn’t have to worry because a) he has no eggs and b) Adam ain’t giving it up anyway. He’s going to see a Dr. himself: A head shrinker to find out why in the heck he’d want to get married to that drip, Adam.

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Mike finally sold a house like an actual realtor so he’s invited MJ to come over and see it so she can be a witness. MJ takes a cursory look, then talks about the whole GG thing again and tells Mike it’s time he apologize so he can go to the wedding in Thailand. But, really, who wants to go to Thailand?

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Bobby‘s mom comes to visit and tell shim to just be happy and help Asifa go get the food that they worked so hard getting delivered. He insists that they put it in real dishes, while Asifa wants to serve it in the styrofoam. They argue in front of his Mom and then it turns into arguing about how they have no trust since Asifa can’t get over the fact that Bobby dated her girlfriend when they weren’t together. Bobby reminds her to be happy that they don’t have the problems that Mike and Jessica have.

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At the head shrinker, Reza says Adam is kind and loving but they don’t sleep together enough but when he goes on Adam‘s computer, nothing but porn comes up. Reza doesn’t “want to get married and divorced in five years and on the road to despising each other like my parents did.” Adam just thinks it’s normal. Reza says they’re going to Thailand but “getting married, that’s not gonna happen.” From Adam‘s face, it looks like this is the first time he’s hearing it. He cries. Reza says nothing. In order to make money, the shrink tells them they have to come in once a week.

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Everyone goes to dinner as per a Reza last-minute invitation — well, everyone except Mike, of course. Oh, and Adam. Adam‘s not there. Everyone’s yapping about how much fun they’re going to have in Thailand. Bobby and Asifa start in with the digs at each other in front of everyone. Reza‘s not saying anything but then he starts up. “Adam‘s at home. And there’s a reason. And I’m feeling a certain way and there’s a reason, and I was hoping to get more into the dinner, but clearly you guys are curious, so I’m just going to tell you what’s going on. Um. I cancelled the wedding.”

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Everyone expresses what is supposed to pass for surprise, and Reza continues, “Umm, we were having some issues and he and I were talking about them and I was kind of hoping that they would magically be resolved by the time we got ready to go Thailand, but obviously wishing them away usually doesn’t make a problem go away.” Only GG asks how Adam is, and Reza says, “Adam‘s actually devastated. Promise me you guys are going to give him a little bit of space, he’s dealing with this a lot differently than I am. So I’m sorry he’s been a little MIA and I’ve been a little distance, but we’ve been going through some stuff and I’ve been keeping it to myself.”

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Bobby sees an opening and congratulates Reza on calling it off. Obviously the man has the same idea. Reza says the Thailand party is still on but without Adam so everyone is happy! That’s all anyone needed to not worry and be happy — fuggedabbout Adam! We’re going to Thailand!

Next time kids.

 

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  • Norrth

    Reza is harsh to break it off with the guy on camera.

  • Sandra Oh

    Count ur blessings Adam and run gurl run and never look back.

    • Jennymckitty

      Exactly. Reza is never going to be faithful. He treats Adam like trash.

      • RonnieIsBack

        Like last week’s trash…

    • RonnieIsBack

      Amen to that.

  • Jennymckitty

    Thanks for the great recap, Wendy. Dancing With the Stars was only an hour last night and I almost watched this but fortunately Aphrodite Jones was on ID. I just can’t watch this anymore. The best thing that can happen to Mike is getting away from this group of perpetual adolescents and living his life with Jessica as a grownup.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Love DWTS…i hope Riker stakes it. He and Allison are fierce!

      • Jennymckitty

        I can’t decide between Riker and Rumor. When you watch either of them, you can’t tell the pro from the contestant. It has been a great season.

        • RonnieIsBack

          Yes it has been! Awesome!

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap Wendy, really funny.
    I felt sorry for Adam….Reza is a dick..and a small one at that. He knew prior to the bachelor party that he didn’t want to marry Adam. I do applaud him having the balls to call it off, however.
    I wanna smack the other bish, Bobby. He deflects so much..and was whining to no end when his mommy came to visit. Asifa..DUMP HIM. quick.

    • But doing it on camera just makes Reza even more unbearable. He’s so disgusting.

    • Jennymckitty

      Asia and Bobby are both horrible. They both know how to get under each other’s skin and do so constantly. I only watch during commercials but I think every time I see them, they are fighting.

    • pixntrix

      Lol Ronnie but don’t call Reza a dick because they are for pleasure, he is more of an a$$hole because nothing good ever comes out of that. Lol

      • RonnieIsBack

        True..he is definitely full of chit.

  • Reza is so revolting. They say love is blind. Well for Adam love must be the love child of Helen Keller and Ray Charles.

  • pixntrix

    Great recap Wendy I only caught the tail end of the show at the dinner.

  • colleen

    If Reza is so rich, why does he live in that crappy condo? Does Adam work.or is it Bobby who is unemployed? Or both? Wendy.,lol at your Styrofoam take out food! ALWAYS with the take out! Did Reza ever get married or eadvit a story line? Thanks for the answers everyone