RECAP: #SouthernCharm “Kathryn Explodes on Whitney” [Episode 9]

Posted on May 12 2015 - 6:52am by Dani-K

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There is a shocker on this week’s episode of “Southern Charm,” so pull up a rocking chair and your favorite beverage while I try to unspin this mess of a yarn for you. The Charleston gang is getting ready to go to Jekyll Island. This was an invitation by Landon because her father was raised there and it brings her lots of warm and fuzzy feelings. All of that will change by the end of the weekend, however.

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Craig calls Whitney and asks for a ride, but Whitney lies and says he’s already an hour away from Charleston. He’s had his fill of Craig in Delaware and wants four hours of peace and quiet. Craig rides with Cameran and Shep, but tensions are mounting with Shep. He too has had his fill of Craig. Kathryn and her friend are also driving up and though she’s hopeful for a good time, she won’t hesitate to lay down the law with Whitney if he gives her any crap.

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The gang gradually arrives at the very nice convalescence home, as depicted by Shep. The rooms are on a first-come, first-serv basis and Whitney has already come and served himself the best room. Shep and Craig are unappreciative that croquet matches and trolley tours are the highlight instead of chugging matches and bourbon tours. Cameran feels like she’s on vacation with her two bratty little boys. They have the bartender pour cocktails and go for a bike ride just as Kathryn and her friend arrive.

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Feeling a little neglected by the sudden departure of everyone, Kathryn offers her nemesis a ride to the beach. Whitney, who would rather be tarred and feathered by Thomas, declines. Craig is leading the others to the beach, but is going the wrong way. Everyone gets mad at Craig, especially Shep, who then leads the gang in the other wrong way. No word why Landon just didn’t’ lead the way since she supposedly spent her summers here. Running out of energy and alcohol, the gang gives up on going to the beach and head back to the hotel.

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Finally we get to see T-Rav! He’s campaigning at the Gay Pride Parade in Columbia, SC, as he shares his support for equal rights for everyone, no matter the sexual orientation. If there was ever an event where he could have and should have brought his baby and baby mama, this was it. #missedoppurtunity

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JD, Elizabeth and Cooper arrive on the island to join the fun. As Landon puts out the place cards for dinner, Cooper informs her that the most honored guest should be placed to Kathryn’s immediate right. Side note: Is it me or haven’t we learned so much on this topic this season? Currently, Craig is in that spot, but he’s quickly banished to other end of the table and replaced by Cooper.

Shep is making fun of Craig’s voice, his untucked shirt, and won’t let him complete the toast. The gang get’s on Shep for his continual interruptions so he stops, but after hearing Craig’s toast, Shep should have continued. It went something like this. “Well, this doesn’t exactly beat a party with a wet-t-shirt contest, but it’s okay too.” Kathryn compliments Craig on his speech and they have a bonding moment. Then Kathryn tells Shep that she’s not allowed on the campaign trail with Thomas and cannot wait for the election to be over. JD gets the “most honest award” by saying that politics bring out the worst in people.

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Craig tries to say something nice about Kathryn’s support of Thomas, but Whitney shuts him down. The gang is ready for a change of scenery so off they go to a patio and sit in the rocking chairs. Kathryn hasn’t joined them yet so it’s the perfect time to talk behind her back. The friend that came with her explains that Kathryn was really looking forward to seeing if she could fit in without Thomas by her side. The short answer is no, she can’t.

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For some reason, Craig is trying to mediate on Kathryn’s behalf, and wants to know what they can all do to make tomorrow a better day for Kathryn. Whitney calls bullsh*t on Craig’s concern, saying he is disingenuous because not too long ago he was leading the “We don’t like Kathryn” parade. Craig explains the difference now is the baby.

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Just as Craig tells Whitney that nobody talks to Kathryn unless they are sleeping with her, Kathryn walks up, ready for attack, swords aimed at Whitney. The sparring match begins when Whitney tells Kathryn to relax, something a man should never say to a woman, and Kathryn tells him to go home and take some lessons from his mother (Point 1). Whitney tells her to go to bed. Kathryn then tells Whitney to go fall on a knife (Point 2).

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Kathryn still has pent up anger from when Whitney took Thomas to a strip club when she was nine months pregnant. Kathryn says her good heart trumps Whitney’s money. Whitney tells Kathryn that her heart has a black space with a dollar sign (Point 1). I really expected Kathryn to toss a drink in his face, but unfortunately she wasn’t holding one. Whitney tells Kathryn that she should be home with Thomas and the baby (Point 2). The sparring match is a tie. Kathryn runs off and Craig follows.

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The sun rises, and with the arrival of Danni, we learn that Craig and Kathryn slept on the beach together. The story Craig’s selling is that the golf cart “broke down.” It’s so original it must be true. Apparently, it was cold, so Craig had to dig a hole while they were forced to hold each other to create body heat. I mean, why walk back the five blocks when you can sleep in the sand?

As the gang play croquet and gossip about Craig and Kathryn, Cameran’s phone dings with a message. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, they do. Assault charges have been filed against the T-Rav by Kathryn’s best friend for slamming a door on her knee.

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Allegedly T-Rav fell into the swimming pool with the baby in his arms just prior to this, then told his best friend to leave while stark naked and screaming. Such a pity he didn’t win.

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Tune in next week when learn the spin that is put on this ball of yarn.

 

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  • Norrth

    Apparently it is true that money doesn’t make you happy because I can’t think of anyone who is more cruel and bitter than Whitney. He is vicious. Craig was so attracted to Kathryn, before she blew him off for Shep (or was that Thomas?). I wonder what would have happen if she had chosen him? It probably would have been over as quickly as it started.

    • Jennymckitty

      Whitney does appear miserable this season. I wonder if this is his natural disposition or is he just upset over the direction this show is going? I read that he came up with the concept for the show and I believe he shot a pilot for it. I wonder if he saw himself being more of a fan favorite.

      • Guardian

        I think W is easily bored and perhaps thought this venture might lead him into – or back into – the entertainment field. Doubt that he ever expected K to come along and upstage everything as she has. I do think he wants that girl in his life but um, judging from her reaction, I don’t think it’s long term. IMO he looks miserable and lost.

      • Babson_Chick

        He’s still the producer isn’t he – hard to keep up with these shows.

    • side of Sour Cream

      IMO Whitney is in love with Thomas Ravenel. He absolutely lights up when Thomas walks in the room. He is in fight mode around Kathryn because he sees her as his rival. He’s fightin’ for his man! LOL!

      • Kat Becker

        When I was a teenager I had a boyfriend come between my BFF and me, and I acted just like he does. Little snide remarks and sometimes I was downright nasty. Thankfully I grew up, stopped my behavior and apologized.

        • side of Sour Cream

          So you can see it too!

          But while you were a child at the time, Whitney is 45! Doesn’t it make you think that Whitney suffers from arrested development? He’s never grown up because he’s never had to struggle or be responsible. Mommy was always there as a safety net.
          But don’t get me wrong, I like him on the show. His digs are entertaining as hell. “shameless strumpet”, etc….
          He’s funny.

          • Kat Becker

            Newest theory after seeing Patricia kiss Thomas on the lips in the last episode is that he hoped T was going to be his new daddy…

  • Jennymckitty

    I’m trying to figure out the time line for the assault charges. Did this happen the night before they left for Georgia? Katherine was present. Her makeup artist file the charges the next morning. Did Katherine know that she filed the charges? Did the press pick it up the morning after they were filed?

    • Dani-K

      Let me try to help, Jenny. The article I got some additional info from was dated 10/22/2014. The election hadn’t occurred yet. It said that incident occurred “last Friday night.” If it was leaked to the press immediately, that would make it Oct 17th. But when was this filmed is the next question.

      • Jennymckitty

        Read somewhere that she waited three days to file.

        • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

          Me too Jenny. I also read that the incident happened on Friday the 17th, of October & she went to the police on Monday the 20th.

          • Jennymckitty

            Do you think Katherine knew before she left?

  • pixntrix

    I can’t stand Whitney, he acts like a real housewife, catty and bitchy. These people aren’t old southern charm by any means. Whitney constantly ridicules Kathryn but has he looked the mirror…he looks like that kid from the Little Rascals with his greasy hair parted down the middle and plastered on the sides.

    • Dani-K

      Yes! I can’t stand his haircut either. That’s exactly who he looks like!

    • side of Sour Cream

      Alfalfa.

      • pixntrix

        That’s his name thank you

  • Kathryn is such white trash. She does not belong in this group. I was utterly embarrassed for her drunken rampage against Whitney then boning Craig afterwards….YIKES! She just proved Whitney correct!

  • Great recap, Dani-K! 🙂

    • Dani-K

      Thanks, Seuss!

  • I love Shep! His personality is similar to mine. I would have been giggling throughout the entire spectacle also.

    • Babson_Chick

      I agree!!

  • itsjustme

    Why doesn’t the Thomas story add up, I found this article on it and why was everyone reading about it while on the island when it happened while Kathryn was with Thomas? If it did happen before Kathryn left for the island, I would assume she had spoken to her GF and knew that charges were going to be filed against Thomas. AND If Kathryn knew, wouldn’t it make sense that she had spoken to the others that weekend about the whole assault?
    Whitney is such a 16 yr old girl. Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man act like a teenage girl before. I always thought that was a myth that men could behave like that, but I’m now seeing that Whitney proves those kind of men truly do exist. I find him to be a disgusting, waste of human flesh!

  • Nancy Krystofik

    Does anyone know if one of the blondes is the same girl that was friends with Thomas through her mother? I know Kathryn had a talk with her, not sure if she is part of the group. Sheps imitation of Craig was funny! Craig sounds just like his father! His dad worships him, who keeps all that childhood stuff on display, no wonder Craig never grew up, and never will, forever 16! My son would kill me if I kept a shrine!

    • Hi Nancy…I don’t think that blonde went on the trip. If she did I didn’t see her.

    • Kat Becker

      Same one (Jennifer Snowden(?)). They appear to have become close friends after the talk because Kathryn spent the night on her sofa and they seem to be together quite a bit. I’m curious to know more of her back story b/c the woman has a lovely home and wardrobe…

      • Nancy Krystofik

        Yes, Jennifer, I like learning more about her too!

  • Whitney needs a good bath, and maybe a scrub down w/dog brush…Gosh! he looks greasy n dirty!!!….Ew!

  • side of Sour Cream

    Is Landon trying to channel Mary Ingalls with her slit eyes and little house on the prairie dress?