Saturday Funnies: Welcome To Brɐvø University!

Posted on May 2 2015 - 5:36am by Trixie Felonabulous

WELCOME TO BRⱯVØ UNIVERSITY!*

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Our hollow hallow halls embrace students daily!

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Either at our main campus or at one of our ‘satellite’ campuses!
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This is one of our incoming students, Mr. Juicy Joe. He embraced our wall last October. Juicy will be enrolling the Spring semester of 2016.

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We have Tre in class at the moment. She will become our first graduate of BU!
Tre will be graduating from our world renowned culinary program! Would you care for a taste?

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Next is Apollo. He may be going for his Doctorate in Farrier Science while he’s here at BrⱯvØ University.  Guess someone doesn’t want to help Apollo practice…
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Kim Richards may be joining our illustrious student body!She may be interested in our Wildlife program.

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Or in our Floral Management program!  
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There is a program just for you at BU!
To enroll at BU, all you have to do is fill out one our SUPER quick applications!

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Take the easy entrance exam like our students have taken: 

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AND you too are on your way in earning one of these!

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Join in on one of our Student mixers!

 

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If you need any help, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our helpful staff members!

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We at BU look forward to processing your application!

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About the Author

Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • whose gonna do my hair!

    Hilarious!

  • Ilivehereandlikeit

    OK, this is one of my favorite “funnies” ever Trixie!!!!

    The entrance exam was soooooo funny! Loved the question: “Indicate the region where Laos is located.” OMG, that one slayed me, that and the athletes foot thing too!

    Every single part of this was great, what a fun way to start off the weekend. That had to take a lot of work and I want you to know how much it is appreciated! Thanks Trixie 🙂 It’s brilliant.

  • funny!!
    kim always looks so wasted and everyone else looks so sober

  • Love it, Twi! Very funny!! Happy Saturday all.

    • Raine Woman

      Hi’ya Doc! I’m happy to report that you were right…it finally all melted!

      Hope you and the Seusseroos are all well and enjoying Spring!

      • Awww, some good news. This makes me happy! 🙂

        Spring has sprung here but it’s raining cats and dogs (not complaining). Hope you and the family are enjoying your weekend. 🙂

  • Norrth

    Thank goodness it is late morning. I’m laughing like mad! Loved the entrance exam.

    • twifan2

      I ‘patterned’ one of the exams from one I remembered some person actually did when I was in college! 😀
      DANG! Those were fun times! 🙂

  • Marsbars09

    Great funnies Twi!
    Is Bravo University for present Bravo idiots that want to make even more of an idiot of themselves?
    Also, the diploma with the graduation requirement of “giving up on life” had me busting up!
    I think the diploma would have been better if you changed it to Bravo University.

    • twifan2

      Well, I figured BU is a MickyD type school anyways, Mars! 😀
      Hope you having a great weekend! 🙂

  • Raine Woman

    I was so excited to continue my education at Bravo University until I got to “Are you legally entitled to work in Canada?”…..long story. I guess I’ll have to stick to being a marketing genius here in the USA. Your loss, people!

    Thanks for the laughs, twi. Enjoy the weekend! 🙂

    • twifan2

      ??? I’ll get the wine & you can tell us all about it Raine! 🙂

      • Raine Woman

        We would all need to move to a vineyard for that story. 😉

        OT – There was a story about Brown Mountain on History Channel last night. Lots of weird stuff happening on your mountain…

        • twifan2

          We have vineyards around here! I’ll book one! 🙂
          Yep! It’s a spooky place.
          Camped out there once with a group of friends…

        • twifan2

          This what you were referring to, Raine?

        • twifan2

          OMG RAINE! Did you see the trailer for Brandi’s ‘new’ movie?! 😀

          ALIEN TAMPON Trailer (2015)

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thank you, Trixie. Another smiling start to my Saturday. I love it.

    • twifan2

      See! It’s never too late for JimBooB to get his law license!
      He’s just waiting for the people on the panel to pass away, so he can sneak on by, WCF! 😉

      • WestCoastFeed

        Perhaps he can work on getting an advanced degree at BU.

        • twifan2

          I’m sure BU will have an opening for him! 😉

          • cait

            Add Two T’s to BU, and that’s Sleazy’s opening ! Well he’s always talking out of it !

          • twifan2

            & a good Saturday to you TTo, cait! 🙂

    • twifan2

      WCF, did you read that blurp with Melissa talking on Patti Stanger’s podcast about Tre? They are NOT on ‘good’ terms-imo.

      • WestCoastFeed

        Because Teresa won’t allow them to be?

        • twifan2

          Someone isn’t allowing it. Melissa sounded ‘uncomfortable’ when she was asked by Patti about her.

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday EVERYBODY! 🙂
    It is FINALLY a great morning here! Sun’s out, cool, breezy & LOTS of shopping to do! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      Yay! God finally gave you a break! 😀

  • Trippinhhard

    Trixie this is too much and I love the pictures you have on it.. That Apollo picture reminds me that he’s an angry man, to say at the time he was free..Kim’s always high and blaming Kyle for everything..LOL at BRAVO UNIVERITY OF FELONS…

    • Hey Samra! Happy Saturday! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Seusseroo! The seasonal Farmer’s Markets are opened this weekend! 🙂
        I’ve been out there already! Jams, jellies, breads, pastries etc,….HEAVEN!

        • twifan2

          OH! AND later today I have to go to a fashion show at the opening of an mall here. Friend’s in it, so I have to go. Sale at J. Crews, Banana Republic! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            BR is one of my favorite stores!
            Have fun!

          • twifan2

            There are 2 fragrance stores there. I wish they would have my fave perfume tho. Bet they won’t. 🙁
            Be back laters, Mars! Hope you enjoy your Saturday! ❤

      • Trippinhhard

        Thank you Dr. —-hoping you have a good weekend, mine is starting off badly being sick..
        I want to win the lottery for good health.. Health is more important to me then money..

        • twifan2

          Take it easy, Trippin. You’ll get there! 🙂
          Love! Hugs! Prayers! To you & yours! Always!

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank you

          • twifan2

            No need to thank me, Trippin!
            Just take care of yourself & get better soon! 🙂

          • Trippinhhard

            Twinfan2 I do have to thank you, because you and this site is more than a gossip site.
            Y’all have true compassion for each other..

        • So sorry Samra. Sending lots of love and healing prayer your way.

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank you Dr. For always being there for me.. I can remember when this site started.. We would blog late at night.. I really appreciate your prayers and all the bloggers here.. This site is not just a gossip site, it’s also inspiration to all of us.. I’m crying typing this, but y’all
            are better than most of my family and so call friends.. I’m not giving up, but I’m really at a low point..

    • twifan2

      I have a feeling none of us on here would ‘meet entrance requirements’, Trippinhhard.
      We have morals, intelligence & really don’t want to go into hawk or prison pretending we have $$$! 🙂
      Have a great Saturday, Trippin! 🙂

      • Trippinhhard

        We work for the money we have and we don’t steal from others. These thieves have no moral or compassion for the people they stole from.. They belong in Bravo University for longer than they receive.. Twifan2 you have a good Saturday.. Mine is not going so well, sick and tired of being sick…

        • Marsbars09

          Please take care of yourself Samra. 🙂

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank you for caring enough for me..

        • twifan2

          There is a light at the end of your tunnel, Trippin! Just hold on. Things will get better! ❤

          • Trippinhhard

            I’m trying to keep a positive attitude, spirit and soul, but it’s harder than it seems..
            15years and I just weak and tired.. Thank you for having compassion for me..

  • twifan2

    PEOPLE! You need to see Brandi Glanville’s new movie trailer! It’s Academy worthy! (BU Academy worthy!) 😀

    ALIEN TAMPON Trailer (2015)