Claws Out: Luann de Lesseps Slams Carole Radziwill “Stick to Tinder”

Posted on May 1 2015 - 12:46pm by Dani-K

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According to Countess Luann, star of “The Real Housewives New York,” the season officially begins by episode four. This is where the “sagas really begin.” And if you haven’t heard by now, Luann is really fired up about Carole Radziwill and her much younger gentleman caller, Adam. In this week’s Bravo blog, Luann calls out Carole for being “sneaky, disrespectful, and uncool.”

“Carole and I were such great friends before, and I’ve been very disappointed by her this season. I slowly came to realize that when it comes to Carole, not everything is what it seems. There’s an element of “fake” in it, and you don’t really see it until it’s directed at you. You’ll see what I mean.”

Personally, I think desperate people do desperate things. There are 8 women on this show, definitely 1 too many. Perhaps Carole was more into a shocking storyline than into this personal chef.

“I had no idea that Carole, ever-so-single and ready to mingle, would start mingling with my chef, who happens to be my niece’s recent ex-boyfriend and my son’s friend. I had no idea I’d have to keep an eye on a close friend, whom I would assume would know better than to pick up my staff.”

READ: Royal Twitter FIGHT! Countess Luann Reigns Terror on Carole Radziwill and Heather Thomson!

Should assume this golden nugget bit of advice is in her book, “Class With the Countess?” You know what happens when we assume something. But there’s more helpful, every day advice from the Countess.

“I understand someone can be attractive and someone can be looking for love, but there’s a certain level of discretion and respect that we women should maintain for our inner circles, especially when there’s close family involved. Carole was highly aware of that! Obviously, she knew she was in the wrong; this is why she struggled for so long on how to tell me. It seems everyone else, including Heather, knew about it. (And Heather even knows my niece, which was just a tad more insulting than I expected from her, too.) Ultimately, it was sneaky, disrespectful, and uncool.”

Be prepared to hear versions of the word: uncool from Luann a lot this season. Having said that, Luann is not done with the character shaming of Carole. Luann wrote,

“So let’s review: barfing in pedicabs, looking for men in your girlfriends’ kitchens and thinking it’s cute, hiding inappropriate flings from those friends and wanting to announce your fling via a “screwing emoji” on a text…tacky. WHAT she did and HOW she did it is the problem. I’m fiercely loyal to my friends and devoted to my family, and when anyone crosses that line, I defend it to the fullest. Carole should stick to good ol’ fashioned Tinder and not scavenge for dates in my kitchen. Cool? OK, moving on.”

Somehow I doubt she’s moving on, but Luann had an interesting take on the Dorinda and John dinner scene.

“This restaurant scene was enough to make anyone want to run onto a pedicab and puke all the way home.”

Well said Luann!

 

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  • RonnieIsBack

    Love me some Lu! She throwns the best shade. she is right. She is a hoochie her damn self but she stays in her lane (Ross Geller 2.0 and Johnny Depp 2.0 were not embryos). Carole is just being thirsty and that Beaver wanted to really get under Lu’s skin…

    Her shade was almost as good as when Seal outted Heidi Klum and said “she should stop fornicating with the help” LOLOLOL…when she was dating the bodyguard…before they were divorced.

    • HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONNIE!!

      May your birthday and every day be filled with the warmth, happiness, laughter and love you bless all of us here with! ♥︎

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        wow, what a nice picture to post, it looks so yummy!! Happy Birthday to Ronnie!

        (….looking in direction of kitchen wondering if pink frosting and sprinkles might magically appear…now I have that in my head and will probably end up having to go grocery shopping tonight! lol! And it’s not even my birthday)

        • Awww…you’re so sweet and kind. Hope you find a yummy treat. Have a great weekend! 🙂

        • RonnieIsBack

          Thanks!!!

      • Babson_Chick

        Cheers!!!

        • RonnieIsBack

          Thanks!!!!!

          • Babson_Chick

            Anytime!! Hope you’re still celebrating!!

      • RonnieIsBack

        Thanks chica!!!! Made it another year!!!

  • LuAnn daaahlin….I support you 100%. Carole is beyond gross and needs to stop embarrassing herself.

    • Norrth

      I too would be deeply offended if one of my friends thought it was cute to sneak around with a family member’s ex. I think her niece must still have feelings for Adam.

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        Norrth, I agree. I too think the niece must still have feelings for this Adam or otherwise why the kerfuffle? Those feelings don’t have to be fond either, just saying – lol. Bad breakups are as upsetting as sad breakups…

      • Ditto!!

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      Agreed, Carole was simply cringe-worthy in the kitchen scene!!

      • Hi hon….tell me about it. I got second-hand embarrassment watching Carole force herself on these young guys. Young men that are only looking for a free couch to crash on.

  • I don’t know. I get people get fed up, but it just seems Luann is turning up for the cameras. I miss the old Countess. She was smooth, cool, and kept her composure at all times. Is it just me?

    • RonnieIsBack

      That was because the Count had her on a lease…even while he was out of the country…protocol…
      Now she is on fiyah!

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    what the f–k…….really……how about the Johnny Depp look alike in the islands…..Luanne get a grip ….and Luanne had a boyfriend at the time…..get the stick out of your ass

    • Babson_Chick

      had better be a big stick!

  • RubyT

    “a certain level of discretion and respect that we women should have”….
    i guess that’s how she conducts all her affairs. who is she to judge? if carole wants to make a fool of herself, that’s on her.

  • Ilivehereandlikeit

    “…Carole, ever so single and ready to mingle”

    LU, that was genius!!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    I love it!!! Way to go, Luanne!! Give it to the pretentious wannabe.

    • Exactly!

    • Lori Khurana

      Luanne is the pretentious “wannabe”. Please, she is still using a pretentious title from her ex that means nothing here or in Europe. Carole is on a way higher level. She can date who she wants. It’s a free country.

  • TartLemon

    Why is LuAnn’s permission required?

  • L. M.

    I do agree with her to a certain extent.

    But why would you just attack the woman? He didn’t exactly say, “You know what, I’m not comfortable banging my former aunt-in-law’s T.V. buddy. I work for her and that could get weird.” Did he? No.

    Perhaps Lu should be more concerned about the chef’s obvious lack of respect for his ex-girlfriend. Banging your ex’s aunt’s friend on a television show for the world to see? Her beef should be with him, not so much Carole.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Is Noel the heir presumptive to the Count’s title? If so, if Luanne outlives the count she will be the “dowager countess.” How cool would that be?

  • BaybeK8s

    I hope my AAtT family is having a great day! Now I have to go back and rewatch RHONY from the beginning. It appears I missed everything except Bethenny’s birthday dinner (Ugh) and Ramona flirting with her business partner.(Gag)

  • She Codes

    I’m with Luanne. Good help is hard to find.