Lisa Rinna’s Warning To Kim Richards on #RHOBH Secrets Revealed Foreshadows Her Drunken Arrest

Posted on Apr 22 2015 - 11:34am by BeachSpin

RHOBH

It’s “Secret’s Revealed night,” on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” that tired attempt by Bravo to pull together cutting room floor remnants, in order to extend a season most are ready to be done with.

The hottest unrevealed tea proved to be what went down between Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards when the threatening texts sent from Lisa to Kim were first thrashed out.  Bravo chose to save the whole juicy incident  to up the reunion hysteria, and now is rewinding, allowing the viewers see the back story. Lisa and Kim meet in a place that appears perfect for a murder, body dumping, or maybe just a classic drug deal, as the pair sits down to discuss the terrifying ‘texis.’

RHOBH

Kim is developing a Jersey slang, or veering into some reflexive slurring, as she explains that these messages completely, thoroughly, and utterly concern her. Kim breaks down the deep and dastardly  dynamic of someone daring to call her out on her junkie deflecting, as Lisa sits patiently nodding, and occasionally blinking. Lisa felt injustice at Kim’s rage against her husband in Amsterdam, and admits to that incident being the core of why she is furiously acted out. Kim vetoes her emotional assessment and disallows it, because this whole honesty thing just doesn’t cut it.

RHOBH

Kim blathers on about going not backwards, then abruptly decides that they’re good again, as long as Lisa promises to cut the scary texis, and not ring her wrinkly neck.  Lisa tries to share her frustration at not being heard, but Kim cuts her off, and tromps off to jump a barricade, and make a poetic exit into the woods. They yell parting shots at each other, with Lisa getting in the last jab, commenting that one fine day someone will hold Kim Richards accountable for her behavior…hopefully Kim herself…or maybe a cop with a sore shin.

RHOBH

The show takes a lighter turn when we learn of Kim’s penchant for emojis. They drive Brandi cray cray, but Kim loves them,  because what more endearing way to articulate that her life is a full plate of overwhelming stress, than reminding her friends that she hearts turtles?  That’s just Kim, after all. Kim doesn’t care what anyone thinks…and Brandi and Kingsley love her for it. Kim Richards’ life has taken a dramatic turn since those carefree days of barricade jumping in sketchy locales. I wonder how many ‘vavooomshabang’ greetings her best gal pal is getting these days?

I could bore you with naked Rinna photos, Portia’s speech struggles, Eileen’s Emmy memories, and Yolanda’s bazillion dollar downsizing, but I will spare you all the snoozy descriptions.  I would have preferred that most of these ‘secrets’ stayed as such, because as we all know, the real tea has been spilled, and Bravo had nothing to do with it.

 

“Like” us on Facebook  “Follow” us on Twitter and on Instagram 

About the Author

I am a coastal girl who loves the outdoors, and writing about the sneaky and silly side of reality TV. My bio is short, but my snark is endless, and I love writing for the sharpest posters in the world. Follow me on Facebook

  • side of Sour Cream

    That scene was creepy. Seeing a 50 year old woman straddle a wall like that–it’s like she has some back-woods stalking skills that would make me nervous if I were Rinna. I wonder if Secrets Revealed was re-edited to include that dark scene? It didn’t fit with the rest of the episode and to me it didn’t fit with the fragile image Kim/Bravo seems to want to portray of Kim.

    • bellaboo

      When i saw kim stradling that concrete i thought, she hid her purse with a bottle of vodka, & her ziploc bag full of narcotics, because she wants to keep that stuff close by

  • Lucy94

    WTH did they meet and WTH did Dimmy park? Running across the freeway??? That scene was priceless because when Rinna said, “someday someone is going to hold you accountable, Kim Richards”, I thought well I guess they have…the BHPD.

  • MidwestMiddie

    Kim …….so afraid of being with Lisa R – she chose to meet her alone, in
    a wooded park.
    LOL

  • Birdie

    Kim was running away because she was late to meet her dealer in the woods. I wonder if she sends emojis to her connections, doctors, pharmacists….

  • Mags

    Daily News is reporting Kim went on a rampage and walked off the Dr Phil show.

    • MorningYawn

      Ooohhhh…. That’s juicy! It’s set DVR/ can’t believe I haven’t set it yet!

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        I’ll definitely watch this debacle. Laughing my *ss off while doing so, that goes without saying.

        Not unsympathetic to those that struggle with addictions but really not sympathetic to someone that within a week of being arrested for being drunk and kicking a cop, goes on Uncle Phil’s show.

        (Yes I know he’s really a “Dr” but he seems like a kind of creepy uncle character too?)

        • MorningYawn

          Fo. Sho!

    • twifan2
      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        OK, that is a GOOD one!!! LOL!!

        • twifan2

          This one good too? :/
          http://i.imgur.com/KNNt5Cd.gif

          • Ilivehereandlikeit

            I wish Jack Nicholson, in character, would interview Kim …now that would be must-see-TV!

          • twifan2

            We have a inner! 🙂
            I know I’d watch that!

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        LOLOLOL!

    • MidwestMiddie

      IF true I hope she went to see Andy and asked to stay with him for
      a couple of weeks. He deserves to have her for his house guest.

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        Hehe, I’m getting my laughs here this afternoon! You all are so funny 🙂

        • MidwestMiddie

          While there, Kim can train Andy’s dog.
          …..Turn him from a fun loving sweet pet into a version of
          Kingsley. lol

  • Mags

    Also, son Chad said that in addition to pills, and booze she also smokes pot. What a Liar.

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      Addicts rarely confine themselves to one and only one method of self-medicating, so I’m not surprised to hear this. Mostly whatever is handy is good enough!! You’re right, she is a liar, liar, pants on fire! I’m sure her kids are both sick of her and sick with fear for her.

    • MorningYawn

      Did you see the pic of Kim outside Beverly Wiltshire after she “fled”… Kathy was behind her. So she played some part in the quick Dr Phil turnaround. Those poor kids running after her. Article said 3 kids… Doesn’t she have 4? Wonder who was missing and why? Prob none of my biz wax… But had to ask – lol!

  • Ilivehereandlikeit

    Oh yes, that shot of Kim hopping over the concrete barrier there is SOO Beverly Hills!!!!

    LMAO!!!!! This show….sigh….SMH….

    Great recap/comments Beach Spin! My favorite is your “I could bore you with…but I’ll spare you” Loved that 😉

    • BeachSpin

      LOL thanks Ilive! Who cares about Portia’s speech therapy..puh-leeze!

      • MidwestMiddie

        “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

        lol

    • 900009

      My favorite part of the entire season is the wall climb..if screams junkie..to spaced out to just walk around the wall….

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        OK, 900009, that cracked me up. ‘Too spaced out to walk around’ – OMG, that is hilarious! It really IS a pretty awesome scene all in all!!! haha!!!

  • MidwestMiddie

    Read that Kim’s former boyfriend said she has numerous problems and
    her siblings and family play a big part adding by adding problems to her troubled life.
    I can believe that to be true.

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      I’ll guarantee every member of that family, the Richards/Hilton group, has some addiction or behavioral problem. Very typical of a dysfunctional family system. Most members are able to hide or disguise it but then one of them, like Kim, goes Old Faithful and blows their cover. Why I’ve been agreeing with everyone that says this sh*t is serious and she needs to be away from family AND TV cameras.

      • MidwestMiddie

        Agree – the Richards/Hilton group are a fame-loving family with
        many troubled individuals.
        Earlier this spring, Kathy’s son had police waiting for him when his
        flight from England landed in the USA. He was a total arrogant creep who
        said his dad would get him out of the mess just like he had in the past.
        Eye Roll ……

        • Ilivehereandlikeit

          I read about that Hilton son’s temper tantrum Midwest. Impressive – not! I witnessed something similar with a former football “star” and then announcer on ESPN during a flight. He had a hissy over nothing (probably was on drugs!) and he too was important and knew someone…heads would roll…blah, blah, blah.

          So pathetic but that’s narcissitic people for you…they never fail to make themselves look like a horse’s behind if given any opportunity to do so – lol.

    • zona9

      That’s Ken, her super creepy bf from 2 years ago. and what he said sounded like a co-dependent load of crap. He said her family is critical of her. Well no shit! She’s not sober and probably hasn’t been since she left rehab 3 years ago. Should they just ignore it? Should they not be critical that Kim can’t or won’t control her vicious dog? Ken is a loser, himself, who Kim was very very critical of and treated like crap.

      • MidwestMiddie

        You’re right but I still think Ken has made some valid points about
        the Richard/Hilton fame-hungry family.

  • Ilivehereandlikeit

    So this is slightly OT but does anyone know if Monty is actually living with Kim? Or is he just stopping by, like socially and she’s fabricated this whole “I’m taking care of Monty” thing?

    Her being a caregiver just doesn’t add up for so many reasons. I know because I’ve actually been one, more than once. You don’t have time (or the will) to be carrying on acting a fool like Kim has done. Something about her whole story on this really rings false to me. Out of curiosity I googled his name and he does have a couple other kids besides Kim’s daughter…so there is other immediate family there. Just wanted to know if anyone here knew what Kim’s claim of her being his caregiver was all about – in real terms, not her boozed up, bloviating version! Thanks!

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      I have read numerous times that Money is at his place, with his Girl Friend taking care of hm.

      • BeachSpin

        She probably lifts pills during her visits.

        • Rochelle Barozzi

          Or when he does come to “visit”

          • Ilivehereandlikeit

            Oh you bet your boots that’s what went on.

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        Thanks Rochelle! Things really were not adding up for me and this does make a heck of a lot more sense. Thank goodness Monty has someone else looking out for him. Appreciate the clarification.

      • Goo Goo G’Joob

        I’ve read the same Rochelle…that he has his own place and is living with his current girlfriend, checking in on Kim whenever she needs it. I got the impression he’s busy dying but is still taking the time to keep an eye on her. Pitiful!!

    • beckywebb

      If she is, she shouldn’t be. Remember how she needs attention, just like him, from the limo ride with Lisa r. I couldn’t believe her selfishness and uncouthness.

    • bellaboo

      I did read somewhere that he takes off for days or weeks? at a time. That he really doesnt “live”” there but stays sometimes. I think this whole “taking care of monty” isnt really whats been portrayed, but i cant say for sure. I wodnt put it past kim to have taken him in for his rx that comes with it. Im a person who has abused narcotics, & when i was in the throes of my addiction, i can see myself to do it, back then, but i know that now it would be hard on me knowing there is a pharmacy of narcotics for me as well as him, & when you take them & you dont need them, they give you energy, makes it easy to do things you might not do without them. Js

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        Bella, I think the same thing, Kim really is not being truthful about the living situation. Having cared for 3 people that had terminal conditions over the years I know this has to be a hand-on thing and you aren’t running around doing all the stuff Kim does. Her saying she is taking care of him doesn’t mean anything. From what I see on this show, her version of taking care of him looks like it means she nicks pain medicine from him and uses his illness as a free pass to excuse her very poor behavior.

        Congratulations to you on your recovery from narcotic abuse. That is a wonderful thing and I wish you the very best!

  • pixntrix

    After watching secrets revealed I think Lisa Rs response to the texts at the reunion was so staged. What an actress with her crying about sending them! And Elieen coming to hug her as if on cue…not Daytime Emmy worthy but good acting on both their parts. Makes me really not like LR even more. She always says “own it”…well pot meet kettle and own it. Damn these women are so fake!!

  • Pony Mama

    If I were Lisa Rinna, I would be sending more than threatening texts to someone who was supposedly spreading dirt about my husband. They would be getting an old nag’s head next to them when they woke up. Now THAT sends a message that can’t be misconstrued.