Shahs of Sunset Recap: “An Inconclusive Truth” [Episode 8]

Posted on Apr 21 2015 - 12:35pm by Wendy Owen

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Well, here’s something we haven’t seen before. Asa is eating again. Reza arrives with MJ and he declares they all need to get into shape for the wedding. Asa claims she’s only 170 lbs. which would make her light heavy weight according to amateur boxing weight classes.

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Most people don’t take a shower with their dog to clean them, but Bobby has decided that the dog which is identified as “Bobby‘s dog” must be washed by Asifa in this manner. He says “it’s really important.” Really abusive is what we’d call it. Perhaps Bobby needs the washing — like at a head shrinker to lose that patronizing air that broke them up the first time. A dog of a different sort — dead — is what’s bugging MJ. Her overweight pup has finally succumbed to seizures probably from clogged arteries. She’s keeping him in the freezer so she can get him stuffed. Well, at least she’s not eating him.

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Mike‘s at work again. This is like two episodes now where somebody is actually pretending to work so it must mean the economy in L.A. was horrible last year. Never fear, though, because while people ask Mike questions so he looks like he’s in charge, or something, for the cameras, Jessica busts in with her posse of wedding planners. Guess she knows Mike doesn’t really do anything and he has the time to look at cakes, and plates, and crap — all in white and gold, of course.

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Off to the sex therapist with Reza where he gets the sound advice at who knows how many hundreds of dollars per session that he has a lot of work to do before the wedding since Adam would rather look at porn on the computer than play with Reza.

Asifa has her Dad and brothers over for dinner and they just get the biggest chuckle out of Asifa trying it again with Bobby. She tells us that her parents grew up in the stone age with arrange marriages and no sex before marriage. For the stone ages, it sounds like it worked pretty darn well because her parents have been married for 35 years. The dog washer asks her Dad what advice he has, and he gives it to her: “Go back to the simple way of life. Don’t have high expectations. Live day-to-day. Try not to live in the footsteps of Madonna.” The man should get a Nobel Peace Prize for wisdom in real life relationships.

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GG, MJ, and some blonde are dressed like Rod Stewart circa 1979 to go out in public. Seems MJ needs cheering up over her pupsicle so they converge upon a tacky joint to drink. There’s also a ping pong table and it turns out MJ‘s mom is really, really good at ping pong. MJ? Meh, notsomuch. Too much physical exertion for her.

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Reza invites Mike to lunch to “help him work his way out of this mess.” Not sure which mess. Getting married, or getting accused of trying to sleep with GG, which is still a non-starter to anyone with a brain. GG said nothing happened, so the guy made threw an incomplete pass. Get over it. But, no, this season has nothing to offer other than this plot device of what happened between two crazy drunk people in Turkey a year ago, so we have to hear about it yet again. For his part, Mike‘s not talking and he’s still pissed that Reza, et al, couldn’t be bothered to tell him what GG was saying behind his back and he had to find out in one of GG‘s inappropriate outbursts in front of Jessica, because in reality, she’s so damn pissed that Mike could possibly want anyone but her. Reza, on the other hand, has described himself as a horn dog, but thinks that Mike is a horn dog who must be broken. Okay. That makes sense.

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We all know GG is a nutcase who drinks and makes things up, but “everyone said, Mike‘s a whore” so they believe her over Mike. It would seem that Mike actually completing a pass with other women should be more of a worry to the friends if they really want his relationship to work, but that doesn’t ever seem to come up. Reza keeps yapping to the point where we find out that the real problem is that Mike hasn’t had a housewarming party yet, and their feelings are hurt and that’s why he’s taking GG‘s side over Mike‘s. For his part, Mike finally comes out and says that Jessica thinks they’re all a bunch of jerks. And you know what? If these jerks had bothered to bring Jessica to Turkey, none of this would have happened, would it? Case closed.

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GG takes her lie detector test as some cut rate “Lie Detectors R Us” store, and tells the story again about how they were both drunk — so much so she doesn’t even know how many drinks she had, and that Mike made a move, which she blocked and left room unsullied. Wow. That’s an incredible breach of friendship on Mike‘s part eh? Well, kids, we’ll have to wait till next week to find out the results. Maybe we’ll get lucky, and MJ‘s other obese chihuahua will end up in the freezer for some more drama?

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  • Bad Barbie

    MJ def had body sculpting done. So did Asa last year. She didn’t have that waist or butt the first season and now MJ has curves.

    • What’s body sculpting?

      • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

        Fat sucked out of your gut & then injected into yo’ butt.
        EW!

        • pixntrix

          Did you see MJ in that zebra outfit…she didn’t get anything sucked out of that gut.

        • Thanks Tiger!!

    • MidwestMiddie

      MJ looks like she about to fall over. LOL
      She thinks her huge breasts are her most attractive feature.
      IMO, her boobs are not sexy looking
      but more on the clownish side. She should have considered a breast
      reduction, WW Diet and a personality transplant.
      Her personality is a BIG ZERO.

  • This episode was really good. I got a kick out of MJ’s mom’s ping pong obsession. I feel Mike is lying about the GG situation.

    • WaWaWaWHAT!

      I have to watch tonight but I agree, Mike is a creep I could see him hitting on GG

    • Sophia Z.

      REALLY? I don’t watch religiously so I didn’t see it that way. Why is it all of the controversy is always off camera? I haven’t seen a creepy side of Mike so this is all interesting.

      • Hi Sophia! Definitely off-camera. Mike is a known skirt chaser and womanizer.

        • Sophia Z.

          Hi Seuss! I had no idea! So that leaves me w/ this one question… is there anyone likable on this show?

    • MidwestMiddie

      The way this group drinks alcohol, it a wonder any of them
      don’t reek of it 24/7.

      • RonnieIsBack

        and it is no wonder why they are fat….alcohol will blow you up.

  • italiano bambino

    They should have this LIE DETECTORS on the jersey Reunion

  • Nancy Krystofik

    The part with Mike behind the desk actually caring about a picture of a drive way was so funny, no office? Would love to see some wedding pictures of Mike and Jessica, wonder if was filmed for the show? Does anyone think GG and Mike would make a cute couple? Maybe Mike was going for it, Jessica is a bit of a nag, GG likes the good life like Mike, now he’ll have to tow the line with Jessica, no more crew!

    • misstc

      I am disliking Jessica this season & I agree, she had turned into a nagging Bridezilla.

      • Same here and the way she speaks of Mike’s friends is deplorable.

        • pixntrix

          Hate to say it but aren’t they???

    • Totally agree!!!

    • MidwestMiddie

      There are some photos of Mike’s and Jessica’s Wedding online.

  • misstc

    Great article Wendy! I fell off my chair laughing at “pupsicle” !! But as far as wait for results for the LIE test, the guy did say “inconclusive” and I think next week she goes to another person for another LIE detector test, (insanity is doing same thing and hoping for different result?). IMHO, GG should hang it up. Drunk is drunk and if she can’t remember how many drinks she had, she should just drop this ridiculous accusation.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Jessick irks the hell outta me, Asifa’s brothers are fione! Asa is a lyin azz she weighs at least 190 and I wouldn’t have sex with greasy Reza either…

    • undergroundrailroadtrain

      Yes! Ita about Asifa’s brothers

    • pixntrix

      Maybe her a$$ WEIGHS 170 lbs…I’m bad I know

  • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

    I think they, both GG & Mike, have serious alcohol issues & anger issues. This could have all been avoided if you both didn’t get so drunk that you black-out & can’t remember chit. Dumbazzes!

  • colleen

    Thanks for the great blog, Wendy. The casts’ constant shoving food in their faces is more gross than MJ stuffing herself in tight clothes. No way did she freeze her dog.. How did she know for sure dog died and wasn’t in a coma? After death, bodily secretions escape and too gross for MJ.
    Mike had an expensive wedding and cheap ass Reza gave them &500. For 2guests and as much as they drink and how rich Reza is, that is a cheap ass gift

  • Orlando Chan

    I used to think Jessica was sweet but this season she is being a total bitch.