Saturday Funnies: Battle Of The Liquors!

Posted on Apr 18 2015 - 2:53am by Trixie Felonabulous

Who do you think ​will ​win​?

Entering into the alcohol beverage foray is new comer, Brandi Glanville with her entry a 2013 Chardonnay

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Being a newbie, Brandi has not gotten her publicity campaign up to full force yet. But​,​ she has picked up some marketing ideas!

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Looks like she’s pulling out all the stops for her campaign!

 

We will be looking forward to Brandi’s wine campaign once it
is in full swing!
BUT she has some stiff competition from veteran crap merchandise
vendor…Teresa Giudice!

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All About The Tea_Saturday FunniesTeresa has been in the selling crap merchandise longer than Brandi, so she has the con-artist touch!

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Tre may be confined, but her hustling surly isn’t!

 

Which label will come out the winner?
You decide!

 

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Convicted Felon * Thief * Liar * Felonlicious * Change of address coming soon–Alderson Federal Prison–prisoner # tbd (to be determined)

  • Nancy Krystofik

    I wonder how the tampon string cork will effect business? I have never seen it before-too funny! The river-dance chips are the bomb! I love them!

    • twifan2

      Maybe she should look into having some of them made to got with her new wine.
      Sales gimmick, so to speak.

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      me too on the chimps, too cute/funny 🙂

  • T’s Martini Lounge

    Who knew Tre can bust a move like that – maybe she’ll headline the prison talent show.

    • twifan2

      Woman gotta hustle to make that $$$! 😉

  • MidwestMiddie

    Say “NO” to rotten bananas and wines with a strings.
    (That tampon string may have forever changed my thoughts while
    “Untamponing” a bottle of wine – LOL)
    Say “NO” to Felonini Wine – that’s barbed wire under the foil! Yikes!!!

    Order of the Day – Drink Water!! So far, no Bravo Housewives have
    started hawking their own brand of H2O.

    • Ewwwwww!!!!

    • twifan2

      Electric fence. 😉
      H2O with a ‘chaser’! 😀

      • Raine Woman

        Now there’s an idea I can get behind!

    • cait

      Al & Chris Manzo & big Chris have, though !

      • MidwestMiddie

        Good Call.
        I forgot all about Black Water.
        : /

  • Goo Goo G’Joob

    Sorry, only LVP Sangria will pass these non-inflated lips of mine!

    • twifan2

      Cheers to that, Goo Goo G’Joob! 🙂
      The red is better than the pink-imo.

  • Hahahaha!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    No way Brandi can compete with that!!!! Fraudulini all the way!!!!

    • twifan2

      & I have it on GOOD authority, that the chimps asked & received payment up-front before doing her ad this time! 🙂

  • bellaboo

    As much as i dont like brandi, I HATE THAT MOTHEREFFIN STUPID CONVICTED FELON, WHO NOW RESIDES IN FEDERAL PRISON WHERE SHE BELONGS. OOOOHHHH YEA, I DONT LIKE WINE.
    BUT I WOULD BUY A FEW CASES OF KENYAS, BEFORE I BOUGHT “ANYTHING” FROM BRANDI GLANVILLE
    & BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THIS “I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT LUSH, WHO WILL GIVE YOU

    • cait

      Time to take your meds, sweetheart ! I’ll take some for you as well ! That darn “CAPS LOCK” has the same effect on me, hon !

  • twifan2

    Who will be the winner?
    I vote Wally World! 😀
    It’s better & cheaper than these!

    • Raine Woman

      Hi’ya Twi! Great job, as usual. Enjoy your weekend!

  • Raine Woman

    I thought I got my dose of Funnies for the week with Giudice foreclosure story, but Housewives are the joke that just keeps on giving. Thanks for the laughs, twi. I vote for your beloved Wally World!

    • twifan2

      Wally World will reign from sea to sea! 😉

      How’s it going raine? Have a great weekend!

      • Raine Woman

        It’s going, twi. How’s things on the mountain?

        • twifan2

          Like this…
          These critters are Chats L A Z Y! :/

          • Raine Woman

            I know that feeling!

          • twifan2

            I went out there this morning & I was like WTH??? o.0
            He/she didn’t move. I thought it was ill, but nope just taking it easy. 🙂
            Wish I could join him/her! 🙁

          • Raine Woman

            That’s your deck? That Rhodie is going to be beautiful when it blooms. I want more pics of your mountain life!

          • twifan2

            Yes, the back.
            That is a Rhodie. In the back, there’s the wild Laurel bushes. I think they’ll bloom next year? One yr the Rhodies bloom, the next the Laurels-I think that’s how it goes. o.0

          • Raine Woman

            Really? Rhodies bloom every year up here, except at my house where they are often eaten before getting the chance to bloom. It’s looks like a little slice of heaven to me!

          • twifan2

            That’s what the folks around here tell me. I’m from the city, I don’t know that much about the ‘workings’ of the area-have to do some catching up! 🙂
            Did get to see a real still the other day. Even got some moonshine! That stuff curled my toes! WOW! 😀

          • Raine Woman

            A still you say? Maybe you ought to jump into the libations game and show all these Housewives what a real adult beverage should be. 😉

          • twifan2

            Would if I could, but moonshine is still illegal. 🙁

          • Raine Woman

            It’s only illegal if you get caught. I’m pretty sure your zoo buddies would make excellent lookouts, with Chats as the leader. Well, maybe not that one napping on your deck; he looks like how Kim Richards probably feels.

          • twifan2

            Yeah…some look outs.
            They just look at me & roll over, fall asleep -again. :/

          • Babson_Chick

            I get the same reaction

          • cait

            Put bells on ’em and lay them in a line so when the law-men come and trip over the little fur balls, you will have plenty of warning !

          • Babson_Chick

            I had my first “shine” in NC – haven’t been the same since

          • MidwestMiddie

            LOL ……

          • cait

            Sounds like Hillbilly heaven ! Years since I had Poteen ! (Irish moonshine)

          • Babson_Chick

            great pic and cute visitor (must have had a rough night) Cheers!!

  • twifan2

    Has anyone read that Bravo is considering a ‘Sobriety’ clause in Kim’s contract?
    CRAP! Does that mean she’ll be back? Along with her Brantamp?

    • Jennymckitty

      No. Just, NOOOO. Please don’t let that nasty fool come back. I can’t with one more season.

      • twifan2

        I was out most of last season, staying out completely if there is a next season! Bravo has just gotten too trashy, vile!

    • Goo Goo G’Joob

      I read somewhere this morning, maybe in People (?), that some guy who is a big wig with The Betty Ford Foundation had reached out to Bravo to advise them that Kim will never be able to obtain sobriety in a reality tv show environment. Hopefully they’ll listen to the experts but we all know how Andy is gunning for the drama and big ratings.

      • Babson_Chick

        Wonder if Andy Pandy is proud of himself for driving the HW’s into the trashbin.

    • Jennymckitty

      I just read about Kim’s arrest. I was out of town and hadn’t been on the Internet. Wow!

      • twifan2

        It just gets messier & messier, Jennymckitty. smh

  • Babson_Chick

    I wouldn’t vote or try any of these wines. I can go to my local grocery (which got #2 in the nation) as they have hundreds and hundreds of different wine – it would take me a life time to go thru them all!! (believe it or not) Cheers!!

  • Jennymckitty

    Peggy Tanous from OC is coming on My Cat from Hell right now.