“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“ reunion is officially history, and Brandi Glanville wraps up the season with her final Bravo blog. She doesn’t want to dwell on any poker oriented past, and is probably breathing a huge sigh of relief that she dodged the hammered bullet of the present, as she shares her last thoughts on a drama packed season. Brandi switches gears from her snarky reunion show observations of the rookie ‘Housewives’, as she addresses Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna.
“Eileen, your house is lovely. Sorry I said otherwise for the sake of a laugh. I really like Vincent, he is super cool, your little boy is adorable, you seem like a good stepmom, and I wish you and your family the very best.”
“Lisa R., I really loved you on my podcast. You made me laugh and rolled with punches. I really enjoyed our interview, and I enjoyed most of the season with you. I think that’s what I’m going to take away and forget about the rest. I think sometimes you make it harder on yourself with your Twitter feed, but I’m choosing not to engage. I really liked a side of you, and you seem to have a beautiful family.”
Lisa Vanderpump , Kyle Richards, and Yolanda Foster are next, as the uncharacteristic love continues.
“Lisa V, I had a lot of fun with you and Ken. I will always have a special place in my heart for you guys. I wish Ken the best of health and a speedy recovery.”
“Kyle, best wishes on you and your family’s endeavors. My sincerest wish is that you and Kim could be as close as you ever were in the near future.”
“Yo, my dear, dear Yo, I will see you soon. I love you, you are so strong and so brave! I know you are going to kick Lyme disease’s ass! Anything you need, just emoji me.”
The elephant in the room is next, as Brandi gushes over Kim Richards, her this season bestie. Keep in mind that this blog was written before Kim’s Polo Lounge meltdown, when the whole pretend sobriety shtick was still being debated.
“Kim, love having you as a BFF. I’m always here for you, and I hope you are always here for me. You are a strong chica, and I know your family is better for it. You are hilarious, and I love our funny talks and text-offs. Laughter is the best medicine. I heart you.”
I guess that “always” begins now.…and I doubt that anyone is laughing.