Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Part 3 [Season 5]

Posted on Apr 15 2015 - 12:42am by BeachSpin

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It’s the last week of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” and Part 3 of the reunion kicks off in a predictably tacky fashion, by rewinding the mouthiest smutty moments of the season. What can I say about this annoying segment, other than I completely agree with the viewer who blasts Queen Lisa for having a trashy mouth excused by a cleansing British accent. Queen Lisa fires back by asserting that her vocabulary is adorable, and was taught to her as an infant. Lisa Rinna is crowned the season 5, F-bomb queen, and humbly accepts the passed down, and hopefully disinfected, crown from last season’s runaway winner, that trashy mom, Brandi Glanville. Lisa shares that her husband Harry lectures her about her dirty mouth, and is generally horrified to be her husband, unless she is hauling in seven figures hustling absorbent underwear. We are brought up to date on Brandi’s college student fling, and the convo gets nauseating when she and Andy bond over their mutual affection for men half their age.  Jake, the flexing moving guy, gets a shout out for jumping on a panting and lonely customer, who just  happens to own an overused stripper pole.

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Andy musters up his best bewildered concerned face, as he approaches the obviously planned subject of some text messages Lisa R sent to Kim, after the finale taping. “Oh YES we have, actually,” Kim coolly recollects, when Andy casually asks if she and Lisa have spoken post finale, as she whips up and reads the texts. Lisa admits to threatening Kim to tell the truth and be nice to Kyle, or she would call her a junkie loser on camera again. Kim claims petrified fear of Lisa’s dastardly motives, and Lisa explains that because she was told to shut up as a child, she felt sad and was triggered to mouth off.

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Lisa gets emotional, and Kim coldly laughs like someone who is definitely NOT afraid, while calling everyone out for assuming that she is the nutcase of the bunch. Andy points out that she is acting like a heartless bitch, while Eileen sticks up for and comforts Lisa. Kim believes that Lisa’s tears are fake, and Brandi agrees, and proudly concludes that they are all equally f**ked up. Brandi whispers the magic words, “she’s crazy”…which causes Kim to strangely snap out of shrew mode, in an abrupt 180. She rises, bravely shaking off her terror, to accept Lisa’s tearful apology, relieved that she’s proven that there’s another loon on the cast. Brandi jealously glares at the attention hogging spectacle, from her now abandoned side of the couch.

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Andy dives into the ‘space cake’ incident, and they all giggle at the problematic position of indulging in recreational desserts while their teens are watching. Eileen admits to caving to peer pressure, and Brandi explains that she chose to not indulge, because being high on something other than tons of booze on TV makes her look like a bad mother. Andy baits her to spill about Kyle being a covert pot smoker, and she happily obliges. Kyle claims that Brandi was just on the warpath because she believed that she was insulting her trashy mothering behind her back. Brandi believes that it’s hypocritical to question a decades long struggle with addiction when you have smoked pot before. Kyle explains that pot is no biggie, just not her thing due to her tendency towards paranoid choking. Brandi bleats “hypocrite” about fifteen times, and Kim chimes in that she  virtually never struggles with sobriety. Lisa R tries to speak, and Kim tries to shut her up, but she manages to spit out that concern is natural when you show up at someone’s house higher than a kite…. hence the struggle with sobriety.

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Brandi and Kim’s enabling love affair is rewound, and several disturbing scenes replay, summarizing the sick dynamic between the pair. Kyle admits that Brandi has influenced a change between she and her sister, and Queen Lisa nails it when she accuses Brandi of striving to exacerbate a sisterly divide.  Brandi claims insider info that explains why the relationship is broken, and denies that she wants the strife to continue. Kim feels differently about Kyle for reasons that she doesn’t want to talk about, always playing the nasty, vague accuser.

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So much for not talking, because the Halloween hand chomp is addressed next, with Kyle revealing what we all know by now… that her daughter was bitten by Kim’s dog, Kingsley.  Alexia required hospitalization and surgery, but Kim dismisses it like it was a scratch. Kim is furious that Kyle captured the family trauma on Instagram, vindictively blasting out her sweet pooch’s dirty laundry for all of the other doggie accounts to see. Kim believes that it was all about the followers, but Kyle defends herself by stating that she kept her fans guessing about the injury, insisting that naked Giggy could have been the culprit for all that her dumb followers knew. Kyle is declared HORRIBLE, and Kyle snaps back that her daughter was left practically handless by the incident. Things go off the rails after that, with a mesmerizing split screen closeup, peppered with ‘YOU’RE MEAN!”s and threats to expose their darkest, filthiest laundry to America. Lisa R has a brief flashback of that epic nightmare car ride when Kim veers into her “scary voice.”

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Kyle explains that Alexia suffered a bone infection from the deep bite, and Kim voices the unspeakable, when she exposes Kyle for not giving an 18-year-old the proper follow up antibiotics. Kim expresses that the experience has been very painful for her children, because Monty is sick, and the dog has been acting naughty, which certainly trumps a three week long IV. Kim demands that her kids and her dog are off limits for discussion even though she’s on a reality show, because Kingsley is like a special vicious child to her. Kim claims that her best boy is off at the trainer’s, but when Andy pushes it, she shuts him down, probably because Kingsley is lounging by her pool as they speak. Kim rambles out a few more vague threats, and then compares Kyle to Kathy, the queen bitch of the Richards trio.  The sisters lovingly agree that they just don’t like each other.

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Andy brings up the instance when Lisa R pegged the way Kim relates to Kyle as abusive, and Eileen jumps in and agrees with the assessment. Andy clarifies that Kyle was indeed telling the truth to Kim about the conversation between Brandi and Lisa, and Kim admits that since Kyle had good intentions, they should just call the whole season a big blurry misunderstanding.  On second thought,Kim decides that their issues are insurmountable, and their sisterhood is doomed. Queen Lisa thinks that they have to fix things any way they can, because life is moving quickly, and special events should be shared by family. Andy surmises that their issues are the stolen house, the doggie child, and Brandi in that order.  Brandi objects to her third place standing, and resigns her position. Neither Kyle or Kim knows what to do about the sheer nightmare that describes their relationship.

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We wrap the reunion, with Brandi reminding us that she does like families, and Eileen expressing horror at her rookie experience. Lisa R is glad that she did ‘Housewives,” Queen Lisa swears that pussy is a fine British word, and Kyle is just sad, and avoiding Kim’s stink eye, being thrown from across the set. As we wave goodbye to Beverly Hills, I am sad, but am looking forward to spinning the OC crazy!  Thank you all for your steadfast encouragement…and I will see you there!

 

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  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Thanks Beach Spin for your recaps all season! Love reading your take on the show. I’m glad the Richards are still not talking because at least it might mean that Kyle doesn’t fight for Kim’s place on the show next season and we might get rid of at least one of them. So much for Brandi’s claims that we will all see the “truth” and she was vindicated! LOL. What we did see, as if there was any doubt before the reunion, is that Brandi is a spiteful mean bitch – outing Kyle’s pot smoking just because she had to be on her best behavior was unbelievably mean and nasty.

    • BeachSpin

      So happy you liked it…I am hoping the same, maybe Kyle will push to throw her out.

    • Miss SuzyQ

      I am convinced that Brandi uses words she doesn’t understand. I suspect Brandi meant to say “It’s true I am vicious” 😉

      • lolabird

        Brandi was very cool and held her own, unlike plunger lips, who bullies, lies, and threatens people. When she’s called on her bad behavior, she blames her daddy.

        • Miss SuzyQ

          While I’m not defending LisaR’s actions – I do recall Brandi telling Kyle she was going to knock her teeth out and that she was going to beat her up. Sadly RHOBH has become a bad parody of middle school with the constant foul language and wanna be gansta talk.

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    so it seems the dog bite and Kyle’s instagrams of the incident is what sent Kim over the edge about her sister….it was obvious Kim was lying about Kingsly being with a trainer …..Lisa R sending those texts throws a whole new light on her personality..not good..thought she had more sense than that…….

  • GinaXOXO

    Great recap Beach Spin.

    One thing no one seemed to pick up on is that LisaR wasn’t exactly supporting the sisters relationship when she told Kyle that Kim was abusive and that Kyle needs to get away from Kim.

    That was, by far, more direct and destructive than anything Brandi said but Brandi sat in the hot seat alone.

    LisaR is crazy, mean, and a horrible person.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Gina! 🙂

    • MorningYawn

      Hey Gina! I think what lisa r said was tough love, but necessary. Kim is verbally abusive to Kyle. She is 46 years old. It’s ok to walk away.

      • GinaXOXO

        HI! I agree with the end result. They need to walk away. I don’t see either of them willing to let their anger go.

    • pixntrix

      Hey Gina last night Lisa R was so low class. And I definitely do not condone her text messages. To me she is on the par of Brandi with what comes out of her mouth. BH was suppose to be about the fab lives of these women but instead they all plopped their nasty pink pussies in the mud and rolled around. Don’t know who I’m more disgusted with Bravo or the women.

  • Ilivehereandlikeit

    Thanks for the recap Beach Spin. I like your use of the word TACKY to describe the way this episode started off. For me it pretty much stayed in the tacky zone to the end.

    No big surprises, just the same old, tired rehashings of the same old, tired arguements. I actually started laughing after about the 50th “you’re mean!” was hurled about.

    Lisa R is obviously too invested in the sister drama. I still like the energy she brought to the season but…

    Lisa V, well I am just not understanding the love she and Kyle are expressing for each other these days – how the worm turns! I totally disagree with her on the necessity of the sisters putting their differences aside for the sake of their familiy. The sisters are in a toxic relationship spiral and pretending things are fine hasn’t helped as we’ve already seen. I think space is exactly what is needed (and rehab/therapy for both) I like LisaV so much but last night, not so much.

    My other laugh of the night was Kyle saying over and over again “let me speak” then would proceed to babble on and on until someone would try to get a word in edgewise. The she would bleat out yet again “Let me speak!!” and go right on….speaking???? Um, Kyle, you got to speak and it was all “You’re Mean!” for the most part. There are others on that show besides you. Not interested in a monologue from you.

    What I got from this display last night is that I’m no longer interested in this show at all. The Richards sisters ruined it and will continue to ruin it. After the reunion show last night, I went over to syfy and watched “Face Off” and that’s my kind of reality show. No more of the BH dysfunction.

    • Guardian

      Shark Tank and Deadliest Catch.

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        If only the housewives would take their scripted vacation on Deadliest Catch!

        • Guardian

          At least it would be something worth watching as opposed to the same-o this show has disintegrated into.

          • Ilivehereandlikeit

            LOL, yep, that would make up for the direction this show has taken. (Nowhere?) Their fillers would keep them buoyant too – win/win!!

          • Guardian

            No doubt they would insist on designer survival suits.

    • Jennymckitty

      I love Face Off & Hero’s of Cosplay.

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        The talent of most of the contestants on both shows is amazing – I’m glad there’s a format to show off their skills.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks!! That split screen closeup segment was hilarious…I wanted a tiny Andy head to pop up in the middle.

      • Ilivehereandlikeit

        haha, that would have put things in perspective all right!!!!!!

  • itsjustme

    I know I have read that KIm has insinuated that Alexia had been drinking the she got bit by Kingsley. She even insinuate there was more to the story, but once again would NOT discuss it. NOW if it is true that Alexia ha been drinking, my question is. Was Alexia drinking at Kims? If so, could that be another reason the sisters aren’t speaking? Because Kim was allowing an underage child to drink in her home, and then got bit by her dog? I really wish Kim had said more.

    • GinaXOXO

      I also read that Kingsley was in another area (behind a shut door) and Kim told them that he was too fired up over something that happened with Monte and not to let him out.

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    The part 3 was a WASTE OF TIME!!! Bravo sure knows how to beat dead horses..
    Bravo use to be my favorite station…I’m growing to hate it!!!

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    Kim looked absolutely HIDEOUS last night…she looked like the oldest woman in the room…Thanks Bravo for the CONSTANT up close shots of Kim’s worn out drugged out face!!! You da best!!!!

    • Birdie

      YES!! Granny Richards up close and SCARY.

    • chacha1

      leathery rat face

      • RonnieIsBack

        leather neck…

    • GinaXOXO

      LVP looked like the oldest woman there. No one looked more frumpy or matronly than LVP.

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    I would like Brandi Glanville to tighten her face a little bit more…She should make a double boxtox appointment for today 😉 Keep up the good work slut 😉

    • Jennymckitty

      I think she needs a bit more filler. Her eyes aren’t completely closed by her checks yet.

      • WaWaWaWHAT!

        Exactly!!! LOL

      • RonnieIsBack

        she looks like she is havinign an allergic reaction.

        • BeachSpin

          Like she had stumbled into a hornets nest.

      • Miss SuzyQ

        She needs Botox on her vocal chords so we no longer have to hear her screechy voice!

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    Kyle’s green contacts are just weird…she’s SO stuck in the 90s…
    Oh and LMFAO at Kim Richards saying that Lisa R has a problem and needs help…now this druggie is a Doctor o.0

  • Jennymckitty

    Brandi: ” Would it have been a big deal if Kim ate the space cake?” What? An addict eating drugs a big deal? Moron.
    Kingsley could be trained to be the best dog in the world. However, if Kim doesn’t follow the training plan at home, he will go back to being very owner aggressive. She isn’t a responsible pet parent.
    Throughout this reunion, Kim has shown a very ugly side of herself. She seems to be very self centered and lacks compassion and empathy.

  • Guardian

    Thank you for your BHH work this season Beach Spin and no thanks to Bravo for last night’s episode. Even AC’s questions/attempts to drag the sisters backwards didn’t liven this up. Never did see where BG was vindicated for anything but, she didn’t disappoint by contradicting herself. Glad it’s over.

    • BeachSpin

      YW Guardian…thanks for reading!

  • Birdie

    Kim was exposed this season, shame on Bravo if they keep bankrolling such a hot mess. Brandi is a simple idiot, who is becoming a forced sleazy one note. Kyle should walk away, and establish relationships with Kim’s ADULT children on her own. Kingsley is important because he doesn’t talk back, and snuggles up with Kim when she’s tanked.

    • chacha1

      with all the beautiful sweet dogs out there Kim had to pick one that is her twin in looks and demeanor

  • twifan2

    SO Brandi is going to stay out of Kim’s & Kyle’s relationship? BUT we saw all those clips of her telling Kim ‘I’m here for you’, ‘Kyle isn’t a good sister to you’, etc…
    THEN at the end of the reunion she tells everyone she’s ‘staying out of it’?! o.0
    Whatever will you do for a story line, Brandi? OR are you reading the writing on the wall that there may NOT be a next season for you on RHBH?! 🙂

    • chacha1

      Brandi is a low life and a human trash can where guys are all welcome to put their trash in her can …… true definition of a skank

      • twifan2

        & a guy will come back with a little something extra from that trash can!
        A gift that will keep on ‘giving’. 😉

        • chacha1

          so true, poor Amsterboy will forever remember Brandi

          • lolabird

            Ever wonder why the cameras were set up in the restaurant?

      • lolabird

        Brandi, as has been proven, is not the low-life of the cast. She happens to be their piñata.

        • 900009

          go find a blog that likes Brandi, if you can, and post your ridiculous observations there.

          • lolabird

            Why don’t you make me, bully.

          • twifan2

            & where do you ‘see’ bullying in her post?!
            Is your mind wondering again, Brando? 😀
            Have a ‘coke’ & chillax. 😉

          • lolabird

            You do a gangsta interpretation very poorly. Now in the words of Bethenny, “Get off my jock.”

          • twifan2

            OMG! Can you say ‘Brandilusional much!? :’D
            ‘gangsta’ interpretation! ROTFLMAO! 😀
            http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/brandi-glanville-0.gif

          • lolabird

            I’m guessing not too many people disagree with you, and when they do, you can’t handle it. ROTFLMAO!

          • twifan2

            As you do too. 😉

          • lolabird

            OMG! Can you say look at me because I need attention. ROTFLMAO!

          • twifan2

            Looking at you Brando! 😀

          • GinaXOXO

            Are you the pink pussy police?

        • Hey Lolabird…you’re entitled to your opinion but many despise Brandi for her skanky ways and filthy mouth. My major issue with Brandi is trying to come between the Richard sisters and using her mouth to hurt/destroy people.

          • C.R.

            If you were paying attention to last night’s reunion Brandi firmly stated that she was not trying to come between the Richard sisters, she wants the 2 women to try to work things out.

          • Hey CR! I was paying attention and heard Brandi however her actions say otherwise. There were countless times this season (on camera) that Brandi spoke ill of Kyle to Kim and seemingly tried to carve a wedge between the sisters. Brandi’s actions spoke louder than her words.

          • lolabird

            You’re very kind to allow me to have my opinion. Brandi has nothing to do with the rift between the sisters. Lisa R. abuses Kim and what does Kyle do? She runs out the door. Lisa R. tells Kim she will fvk her up and what does Kyle do? Nothing.
            The only person to extend a hug to Kim was Brandi.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Brandi is horrible but her plastic surgeon is exacting revenge on her. Her face is phucked up…

      • LMAOOOO! So nice to see you posting again. Hope mom is doing better in recovery. I continue to pray for her and your family.

      • lolabird

        Take a good look at the ‘pink pussy’s’ face.

        • GinaXOXO

          And, then look at LisaR’s face. Then look at Kyle’s face.

          • lolabird

            Maybe Kyle will go bigger on her lips like Lisa R.

        • GinaXOXO

          Right. LVP has had too much filler and botox just like the rest of them.

          • lolabird

            Not very attractive.

        • Melissa

          wow you are very nasty and you want to point out that anyone else it says anything about your precious brandi is not good or not nice or they’re nasty read your own text dear you are a vicious Biol disgusting little person shame on you.

          • lolabird

            I’m thankful and fortunate that my parents shellacked me with compassion and empathy towards others, and an ability to reign in my emotions when someone such as you spews such ugly vitriol. Lots of people like Brandi and refuse to view her through a smudgy prism. If that makes us disgusting to someone like you, then we are truly winners.

          • Melissa

            I’ve read your other post. Your parents didn’t give you one iota of the meaning of compassion. So don’t start if you want I’m happy to bring all of your post straight out and replace them for you because after all maybe you don’t remember. You have talked about every other one of the women except for your darling Brandi who has evidently never done anything wrong. Glad you are such a super fan but don’t take it out on anybody else and don’t start in with intelligence or compassion because you have none of the above.

          • lolabird

            You’re unhappiness, which is causing you to blow hot fumes at me, is going to give you third degree burns if you’re not careful. You can verbally attack me at your heart’s desire, but please refrain from attacking my parents.
            This is a public forum; therefore, I, like most of the other intelligent posters, have expressed my opinions without rancor and obnoxious adjectives. I did refer to Lisa R. as ‘plunger lips’, which was not nice, and I hereby apologize.
            Being a fan of Brandi’s really brings out your pusillanimous traits.

          • Melissa

            I’m done a little girl with you and since they were the ones that actually brought up your parents originally stating that they gave you compassion which is a joke so course I responded to that you see basically I don’t respond to something that is not already written perhaps you should go back and read your posts I’m not sure why you haven’t before but I’m done. just like your friend brandy you can dish it but God help the person that says anything back to you even when you’re the one that starts it very good very good very mature goodbye dear good life.

          • lolabird

            You must be exhausted from chasing your tail because that’s all you are doing. Your negativity causes low energy, not only for you, but for those to whom you direct it.
            Your hatred for Brandi is spilling over, and you seem to have difficulty living in reality.
            I don’t hate anyone, and I’m not going to pummel Brandi with abusive language, and apparently you can’t understand that.
            I would suggest you learn tolerance because of the over the 7 billion people on Earth, not everyone is going to agree with you, and the energy it takes for you to try and annihilate them, you’ll find it’s not worth it.
            I hope you find peace.

          • Melissa

            I hope you have great piece too sweetheart and please understand this really is goodbye.

    • lolabird

      Brandi has absolutely noting to do with the animosity between the sisters. Kyle has to blame someone so why not Brandi?

      • twifan2

        Why not Brandi then? She needs a story-line & Kyle’s giving her one. 😀

        • pixntrix

          This year most of them used Kim as a storyline and Kyle used both Kim and Brandi as a storyline. I say next season whoever uses Kim as a storyline has to dog sit Kingsley for a week. Lol

          • twifan2

            How can you be so cruel to Kingsley, pixntrix? Having him stay with Brandi for a week! OMG! Calling SPCA on you! :p

            j/k 🙂

            BUT poor Kingsley. 🙁

          • pixntrix

            You are so bad twi…roflmao

          • twifan2

            NOT as bad as Pettifleur tho! 😉

        • lolabird

          Kyle is attempting to bully Brandi and blame her for her woes. Any intelligent person can read between the lines.

          • twifan2

            Bully? As in threaten to kill someone, hit someone, publicly announce that they wanted to beat someone up when she saw them, etc…like Brandi did/does?
            https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Q0VlNUGi-xs/TmgLhu3JLiI/AAAAAAAACPQ/2e1TtabL44w/rhobh-brandi-killyou.gif

          • lolabird

            If someone sent you a text telling you they were going to ‘fvk you up’ what would be your response? Would you resort to saying, well, Brandi did worse, or would you take it seriously?

          • twifan2

            call the police-so why didn’t DimKim do that?
            Brandi did do worse!

          • lolabird

            How do you know she didn’t? Why must someone else’s bad behavior hide behind Brandi? At least Brandi admits her mistakes and doesn’t blame others.

          • twifan2

            Dont you thin DimKim would have announced it to the world?! Oh yeah, she’d probably back off that ennuendo too. 😀
            Brandi backs away from taking responsibility for her actions.
            Step away from the Unfiltered crap 😀

          • lolabird

            First and foremost, it’s a reality show, and it’s survival depends on the ratings. I’m a fan of Brandi’s because she is, in my opinion, a survivor who tells the truth. She doesn’t blame others for what comes out of her mouth and she is not the only foul-mouthed woman on the show. Like I said, if Brandi had said what the British woman said, all hell would have broken out again.

          • twifan2

            I never called the show other than a ‘reality show’-tho imo the franchise has worn out it’s format now.
            ‘Survivor’? Has she survived cancer? Rape? Physical abuse? Loss of a child? Suffer political, economic, social atrocities? THOSE women are true survivors imo! Brandi-not so much.

          • lolabird

            How a person chooses to gauge trauma is not up to you. I’d venture to say that Brandi’s ex abused her in ways that no woman would ever choose to be. He was sleeping around while she was pregnant, and according to Scheana, he called Brandi in front of her and lied about where he was. I’d venture to say Brandi suffered the death of her marriage, which caused economic and social woes that befell on her. She’s trying to provide for herself and her two young sons, while at the same time battling her ex for custody. He pays very little child support because he chooses not to work. He’s a kept man for the time being anyway.

          • twifan2

            Oh Pulleeze! 😀

          • lolabird

            I did.

          • twifan2

            ROTFLMAO! :’D
            Yep, you did! Thanks for the entertainment! 😀

          • Birdie

            LMAO!

          • GinaXOXO

            Imagine if Brandi sent the text. Imagine if Brandi threw the glass. People would be losing their minds.

          • O M G!!! Bwahahaha!!!

          • How do you respond to the above gif from a previous season of Brandi threatening to effing kill someone?

          • MorningYawn

            Hey Suess! I believe she said that to Kim at game night!

          • lolabird

            What was Brandi’s reasoning?

          • GinaXOXO

            Do you know that this isn’t the first time LisaR has harassed someone she has been on a reality show with? LisaR went batshit crazy toward Starr Jones. Star collected all of the evidence (tweets, emails, texts) and gave them to the Celebrity Apprentice lawyers. LisaR is not the grounded person from chubchubville that she wants people to believe she is.

          • BOOM!!! There is is…The PROOF is in pudding!

          • 900009

            Wow..you drink the kool aid, don’t you?

          • lolabird

            No, I wouldn’t touch what you drink.

          • GinaXOXO

            What? Are you implying that Kyle is deflecting? I thought only Brandi and Kim did that.

        • Birdie

          Oh snap…Kim is like a high schooler who is too stupid to know who is good for her, and Kyle is like a mother watching her child make feel good, naive choices.

          • GinaXOXO

            Kyle is not like a mother to Kim.

        • GinaXOXO

          I have said that from the beginning of this season (3rd or 4th episode). These women hate Brandi yet they all handed her a storyline.

      • MorningYawn

        Even Kyle will say that Brandi is not the reason for the animosity… But she is definitely a part of why it got worse!

    • GinaXOXO

      Did you notice Lisa R telling Kyle to stay away from Kim because she is abusive.

      Even if you agree that Kim is abusive you cannot say that LisaR is any more, or less, supportive of the sisterly relationship.

      LisaR gets another pass.

  • chacha1

    and then we had to hear that Lisa dyed her pussy pink ….. I am done with these low class skanks with money, Brandi is good company for them, they are trash just like she is and Yolanda and her fake ass illness is a bottom feeder

    • lolabird

      Yolanda is the classy lady on the show, and the British women is just another skank with money. They make Brandi look juvenile.

      • GinaXOXO

        truth

  • twifan2

    Question!
    How many think Kim Richards has more of a chance of having some sort of Criminal record than LisaR?

    • lolabird

      Lisa R is the bully. She told Kim she would f her up, and when Kim called her on it, she blamed her father. Get over yourself, plunger lips.

      • twifan2

        LisaR owned up to it/apologized for it before/during, unlikeDimKim, who deflects, diverts, conveniently forgets events. 😀

        • lolabird

          How in the world would Lisa R. deny it? She had to resort to tears and blaming daddy.

          • twifan2

            She never denied it, like DimKim does or rather she ‘forgets’. 😀

        • 900009

          I hope Lisa sends a threat a day to Kim..I said earlier..Kim lives in the past and thinks she is relevant. Lisa is married to freaking Harry Hamlin..she has more influence in Hollywood and would love to see them take Kim down..she is pure evil. Kim resents Kyle because Kyle/Maurico basically funded her life and she won’t ever be able to pay them back.

          • Ahahahaha! I also give Lisa Rinna a pass on the threats. Kim needs that more!

          • GinaXOXO

            I could not care less about Harry Hamlin. So what?

            What confirmation do you have about Kyle supporting Kim financially?

          • lolabird

            What’s so hot about Harry Hamlin? I mean the gorgeous Nicollette Sheridan left him and called him stupid.
            How did Maruicio fund Kim’s life?

        • GinaXOXO

          I don’t care if she said she is sorry. I care that she is thirst and crazy.

        • lolabird

          Kim could have mimicked Kyle and said, “I don’t remember doing that.” Yeah, I saw that I gave her the double bird and told her to go fvk herself, but I just don’t remember.

      • MorningYawn

        How is that different from Brandi towering over Kyle, telling her she will knock her teeth in. I wish Rinna had kept her cool and just said “yup, I sent it. I’m still mad. I can’t get past what you did to me.”

        • GinaXOXO

          It isn’t different. But, did you complain about Brandi doing that or did you give her a pass?

          • MorningYawn

            Hey girl. Brandi got lots of passes her first year when Kim and Kyle were so hard on her. The “I will kill you” gif that twi posted is a case in point.

        • lolabird

          Yep, that Kim just sat there and allowed Lisa R. to grab at her throat, yell at her, and smash a glass that could have shattered her eye.

      • GinaXOXO

        Her elderly father, who Lisa R introduced us to in the 2nd episode as the kindest most gentle man. Umm?? Well, at least she does admit that she will do anything for money. She is a monster.

        • lolabird

          She’s a snake.

          • GinaXOXO

            A thirsty snake that will do anything for money.

          • lolabird

            I wish someone besides Brandi had the nerve to put her in her place; on the floor.

          • GinaXOXO

            off the show—in a padded room

    • Bad Barbie

      *Raises hand*

      This is the thing about Kim and Brandi that they say stuff to put rumors out there…

      • twifan2

        Aah yes, but Kim puts out innuendos, then backs off when pressed to elaborate.
        Brandi just says things to stay relevant.

    • Here here! Kim Richards for stealing prescription meds from the sick and decrypted.

    • GinaXOXO

      No way. Not for a second. My money is on LisaR.

  • chacha1

    I think Kingsley reminds Kim of that last ugly azzed boyfriend she had named Ken who she took to Hawaii ……

    • Birdie

      Kingsley would be insulted.

    • twifan2

      DANG chacha1, don’t dis on poor Kingsley. Hasn’t he suffered enough already! 😀

    • Hahaha! That man she took to Hawaii was a monster…YIKES!

      Love ya Cha! 🙂

  • chacha1

    and Yolanda slithered off the reunion with her fake ass illness which her own family doesnt believe her but before leaving had to profess her love for Brandi ….

    • BeachSpin

      At least we didn’t have to listen to her mini wisdom lectures, which made me happy.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Great recap. I miss you guys! Mom is home so let’s just keep praying.
    This reunion..Watched it at 3:30 a.m. The part that made it all worth while was when gangsta Lisa R wrote Kim the text “I will phuck you up!”

    *Dead* Loved it.

    • twifan2

      That’s great news about your mom, RonnieisBack! 🙂
      Hugs, prayers to her & you!

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Ronnie…great news about your mom!

    • MorningYawn

      Glad your mom is home!!! I just finished watching when you started! Lol!

    • GinaXOXO

      Great news about your Mom!!

    • Great news! Hugs to you, Ronnie! xoxo

  • colleen

    Thanks BeachSpin. I can’t rest until someone clears up Wedding 1 and 2, what Kyle did at some wedding, and is Kim banning Kyle from Wedding 1, 2. 3? Anybody know?

    • twifan2

      If you ever find out about the wedding(s), let us all know! 🙂
      Maybe the first one didn’t count? :/

      • GinaXOXO

        I read that the wedding we saw was a fake wedding that they put together so that Monte could walk his daughter down the isle. I don’t think they were officially married that day. That would explain why Kyle flew in right before the wedding and went jet lagged. I couldn’t figure out why Kyle would plan a vacation when she had to know in advance the date of the wedding.

        I am not sure what wedding 3 is. Wedding 2 is probably the originally planned wedding.

        Monte’s not well but I think he got a bit of an extension on his life expectancy so he may be there for the real wedding.

        One last thing–I suspect Bravo wanting to film it had a little to do with the first wedding but the story is that it was for Monte.

        • MidwestMiddie

          Did you catch Kim getting caught in her lie?
          She said Kingsley was away at Bad Doggie Camp and then
          a few minutes later she said how close Monty is
          to Kingsley. I don’t think Monty is traveling around to
          visit Kingsley. Kingsley is living with Kim and Monty.
          Kyle looked like she wanted to call Kim on that lie but
          then held back.
          Bravo Andy did a double-take look when Kim made the
          comment.

          • side of Sour Cream

            I noticed that too. Kim is such a liar.

          • MidwestMiddie

            I wish Bravo Andy would have said something to Kim right
            then and there but he never does follow through.

    • BeachSpin

      YW Colleen! 🙂 I wish I knew!

  • Bad Barbie

    I missed it last night… I am watching now. I seriously can’t stand Kim and Brandi.

    • GinaXOXO

      I think people are holding Kim and Kyle to what many of us consider a normal standard. Their family relationship isn’t normal. We will never understand who hurt who because it is too complex and started way before many of us ever laid eyes on them.

      I don’t expect Kim to defend Kyle simply because they are sisters. Their family is too dysfunctional.

      • Bad Barbie

        But Kim sure expects Kyle to die for her because they are sisters. LOL

  • pixntrix

    Thx for a wonderful recaps this season Beach spin!! Your recaps were better then the shows.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks so much Pix! (:

  • Chloe

    Beach, I stopped watching the show and started reading your recaps instead. Thank you sincerely for keeping me informed with humor and wit all season. Looking forward to your future recaps.

    • BeachSpin

      Awww…thank you very much Chloe! I had so much fun doing them, and so appreciate your always thoughtful support!

  • GinaXOXO

    IMO RHOBH needs to make a lot of changes if they want us to keep watching. If they keep the same cast and storyline I am out. This wasn’t enjoyable. Really, Bravo got us to care, and take sides, about something many of us, if we took a moment to reflect, don’t care about.

    Who cares if Kim and Kyle get along? While watching I picked a side. But, really I don’t care. Why are we so vested in whether Kim believes she is sober, or not? Kim thinks she is sober–so what? Who wants to hear Lisa R says “Kim is an addict” ever again?

    I could not care less about the big bad queen wolf leading her pack. I also don’t care about the thirty big lipped wolf, the hair flipping double finger flipping wolf, the cold boring wolf living in a haunted house. It was not good TV watching as them circle two women calling them addicts, drunks, bad moms, bad friends, bad dog owners, and trash. Maybe they are exactly what the wolves say they are. Why do the wolves care? The wolves didn’t make themselves look like the classy sophisticated kind wolves they want us to believe they are.

    I don’t care about the wolves or the prey.

    The only person I am interest in is Yolanda. If Yolanda got well and got her own show I would watch.

    I think I am out. I will stick to Beach Spins recaps.

  • Goo Goo G’Joob

    The thing about Lisa V and the p word is not a matter of her speaking vulgarly on purpose. In England, they use the p word quite liberally and it is not ever considered nasty, naughty or vulgar. For such, they would use the word fanny instead. I have many friends who are originally from England and all of them use the word exactly as Lisa V did on the show. During the 70s and 80s, there was a wildly popular comedy show, Are You Being Served?, which heavily featured skits using the word and PBS brought this show to the US for our viewing. Nothing was edited out of any of the episodes. Lisa V is being judged on a behavior that she was taught as a child was acceptable. Now that she’s been informed, I’m sure we’ll hear it less. However, surely BG was taught as a child that saying STFU or calling someone a C U Next Tuesday is not socially acceptable in any country, if not by her parents, then at least by peers and teachers when at school. Yet she continues to do so and I find her behavior much more appalling in those regards than I do Lisa’s having said the p word.

    • side of Sour Cream

      I like Lisa but don’t kid yourself–she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing when she uses that word in the states.

    • lolabird

      Didn’t the Queen also say she was taking her pussy to the bathroom?

  • GinaXOXO

    Me again. And, before I go find something productive to do . . . the other night I watch the Kardashians. And, gawd strike me down if I am lying, they were more classy and behaved better than the bitches of RHOBH (exception = Yolanda).

    I love their homes and the way they decorate. I like their fashion most of the time. They do not fight the way the bitches of RHOBH do. It was not nearly as intense as RHOBH. I miss the 1st season of the HW shows when it was a mindless guilty pleasure.

    Beach Spin maybe you could blog about the Ks and we can talk about fashion, decorating, cars, and makeup. Most people think the Ks are fame thirsty and vile. I bet those people have not ever laid eyes on RHOBH.

  • Birdie

    The biggest question Andy forgot to ask Kim is…what DO you go through… at night???