Saturday Funnies: Career Choices For The Juicys

Posted on Apr 11 2015 - 6:27am by Trixie Felonabulous
Career-Choices-Saturday Funnies

 

Juicy started using his head! But, things got too slick for Juicy.
That didn’t work out.

 

Onto his next venture! Dancing in the street! He had the moves…It started raining, but that didn’t deter Juicy!
Guess ‘Someone’ upstairs wanted Juicy to see the light.

 

Next we have Tre. She’s looking into some careers for when she leaves ‘camp’.
Hope she makes a good choice!

 

But no matter what, these two lovebirds will see it through for years to come!

Saturday Funnies_old age Tre
 

*Content for comedic purposes only. Not intended to be taken seriously*

 

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  • MidwestMiddie

    As usual – it is best to enjoy the Saturday Funnies AFTER drinking your cup of coffee. LOL
    “Kudos!”

    • Good morning Midwest Middie. Happy Saturday! 🙂

      • MidwestMiddie

        Same to you ………
        : )

    • twifan2

      So true that! 😀
      Enjoy your coffee. 🙂

  • Jennymckitty

    Happy Saturday everyone! Hope you all have a great day. Thanks for the laughs, Twi! Great job.
    OT but did anyone watch the 20/20 Special last night? Brarbara interviewed Marky Kay Letourneau and Vili as they celebrate their 10th anniversary. I don’t know when I’ll look at them as a couple and not find it inappropriate.

    • Good morning Jenny.

      I missed it but a friend told me about it last night. I hope I can watch it on ABC’s site. I’m with you, their relationship started out inappropriately and I can never get that stain of inappropriateness out of my mind…especially about her.

      • Jennymckitty

        It was interesting. Vili never says much but they seem happy. I am astonished that they are still together. If you watch it, tell me what you think.

        • I don’t think Vili says much because he’s not very intelligent. He seems developmentally slow. Letourneau took advantage of a vulnerable child (Vili) and I bet money their marriage is not a happy one.

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      Jenny I haven’t watched the interview but did read written accounts (with photos) and have to chime in and say, this is one heck of a tangled web…

      Their daughters look like sweet girls, their brief biographies show them to be involved in normal HS activities, one is a cheerleader, that kind of thing. So for that, I give their parents credit I guess. (The girls too!!) And both parents work, so they’re being responsible on that level anyway. BUT Mary Kay wanting her teaching license reinstated? Um, I doubt that will happen, nor do I think it’s appropriate, ever.

      She also from what I read would like the sex-offender status removed but why she thinks that would happen, I have no clue. She was convicted of what society views as a sex crime. Just because she had children with the victim and later married him doesn’t mean she is no longer considered legally a…potential predator? It is such a bizarre case. The teacher/student thing imo is never OK. I personally went to school with 2 girls that got pregnant their senior year by student teachers (and dropped out of school to marry them in each case) and also was approached myself by another student teacher when in HS.

      Mary Kay seems so delusional even now believing that she “should” get back her teaching license and also no longer be considered a sexual offender that needs to register. And Vili does seem confused or removed or something, his body language is not of a happy person. All my dissing aside, at this point, after 10 years I actually do wish them well, as far as in their personal life but feel a little guilty even saying that. The girls I really DO wish well.

      • Jennymckitty

        Thanks. To me it was like looking at one of those hologram postcards…where the picture changes depending on which angle you look at it.
        The girls were shown for a bit on the show and they are beautiful. I have to admit, at 53 Mary Kay still looks great.

        • Ilivehereandlikeit

          That’s a great analogy.

          I thought the photos of the girls showed them to be really pretty too.

          Same here, I thought their mom looks darned good for her age other than that lipstick, ugh. I’ll have to try to see the entire interview now, thanks for mentioning!

  • Hahahaha! You sooo funny Twi. Thank you for making Saturday mornings fun! Great job!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Thanks, Trixie. I love the final picture of them enjoying their sunset years on the beautiful Amalfi Coast.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Is Bravo filming? Amber has posted a picture of herself in the Bahamas with some “lovely ladies” New filming going on?

    • twifan2

      Doubt it WCF.
      Why start out the season with a group trip? & isn’t Melissa & Joey in Jamaica?

      • WestCoastFeed

        Do you recognize any of those ladies with her? Is one of them Tiki Barber’s wife?

        • twifan2

          I didn’t see the pic yet, WCF.
          Let me go take a look now.

        • twifan2

          Nope, not Tiki Barber. Don’t recognize any of those ladies with Amber.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Thanks, I thought the tall one on the right might be her. But I guess this one is too young.

          • twifan2

            That woman on the right of Amber-facing the pic-looked like one of the twins at first glance.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yes, I see the similarity.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, Nicole tweeted a pic from Miama with the comment it is where the trip to St Marteen, St Thomas, Bahamas, Atlantis ended.

          • twifan2

            What does that mean?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Could be coincidence, but both Amber and Nicole in Bahamas with their kids. Hmm!!

  • twifan2

    HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE! 🙂
    Sunny & actually nice today! Hope it stays that way til Monday!

    • Marsbars09

      Same to you Twi!
      Maybe this is the true beginning for Spring (?). 🙂

  • DSS

    Speaking of the famous felons, has there EVER been a definitive word on the “raid” that was reported??????? I might have missed if Wendy F mentioned it even tho she was gone by then. Just curious…
    Hope you all enjoy the awesome weekend!!!!

    • WestCoastFeed

      The only thing I remember Wendy tweeting about it was that there was no way the Feds would confiscate children’s Christmas presents.

      • Marsbars09

        Hi WCF! Why wouldn’t Feds confiscate Christmas gifts that was bought with ill-gotten gains? I don’t understand that.

        • WestCoastFeed

          I don’t know. I just responded with what I remember Wendy saying about the so-called raid.

          • twifan2

            I would think IF those Christmas gifts weren’t already wrapped, then they would be confiscated. Think they’d take Tre’s word that they were gifts for her children?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Well, I don’t think anything was confiscated that day.

          • twifan2

            Here’s my take on that, WCF.
            Past Christmases, Gia is on Twit posting pics of her Christmas haul-not last Christmas.
            Tre is posting pics, videos of their Christmas morning & all the gifts they got. Not this past Christmas.
            VERY quiet this past Christmas. :/

          • WestCoastFeed

            My take is that the probation officers arrived and made a complete and accurate inventory of all the Giudice personal property and then left. They did not confiscate anything.

          • twifan2

            Then why no pics, videos from Gia or Tre?
            They live for people being envious of what they have to show off? Tre was too quiet after the 15th. Not her ‘style’. & why hasn’t she been pictured with her wedding rings on her hand after then?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Because she had submitted false and inaccurate documents to the court. She wouldn’t want to call attention to that by saying anything.

          • twifan2

            But showing off her ‘wares’ is her modus operandi. She loves to show off what she gives to her family. The more she gives & expensive, the more it says she ‘loves’ them.

          • DSS

            So I guess the answer is no one knows. Owell

          • DSS

            If anything, thats what I think too!

  • Marsbars09

    Juicy literally using his head to make a living is real funny. Tre as an anger management counselor is reaching.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Mars! 🙂
      Hope you doing better today!

      • Marsbars09

        I am. Thanks for asking.

  • itsjustme

    This is totally OT. I was watching the show “my cat from hell”. They showed an ad for next week and who do I see is going to be on the show with her family? Peggy Tanous from RHOC. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t she and Mica get divorced and they sold their home?
    In the ad it showed the whole family as being together, in a home that look pretty nice.

    • Jennymckitty

      I saw that, too. I’m going to watch.

      • itsjustme

        Oh, I’m going to watch. I watch every week. I was just surprised, that with all the reports to the contrary, that she and Mica were still together. Maybe it’s just for the show, who knows.

    • twifan2

      I read her house was going into foreclosure.
      & that she might be returning RHOC because Katie Hamilton has to drop out because she’s caught up in some sort of drug scandal-her husband may have relapsed.

    • Ilivehereandlikeit

      I love that show! Jason’s so great at solutions.

  • Ilivehereandlikeit

    In the last photo, I guess her granny pants were in the laundry? Dang!

    It creeps me out to say it but in the same photo, the guy’s backside doesn’t look all that bad, considering what his age must be. Maybe the tan helps disguise the wrinkles? (Or age spots?) OK, not saying it looks yummy, just better than the other thonged-tushy in the photo.

    Note to self: never wear a thong. Ever.