Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Part 2 [Season 5]

Posted on Apr 8 2015 - 11:00am by BeachSpin

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It’s part two of the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” reunion and as the season rehashing continues, we review newbie Eileen Davidson’s long career. She decided to join the cast to do something new, and  to prove to herself that she can handle it when people act mortified at such a sketchy career move.  We are reminded that Brandi is a superfan of this Emmy winner, but only when she’s a soap character, because Brandi automatically hates all female real-life homewreckers. The wine fling, and a greatest hits reel of Glanville blurts is rewound, and Brandi opines that Eileen is a big snooze that should be kicked off the show.

Eileen is peeved that Brandi made a big deal about her past history with Vince, and Lisa R chalks it up to Brandi being dropped on her head or some such trauma as a child. Eileen knows that she is an amazing stepmother to Vince’s kids, but Brandi loftily points out that she has chosen to never befriend homewrecking floozies, and as a result, is voted in as the new moral compass of the franchise. Brandi begs off, because she is more suited to conflict, flinging wine, and endless apologizing. Queen Lisa cries foul over the rinse and  repeat shtick, and surmises that Brandi gets away with anything, as long as she pretends that she regrets it. Brandi whines about Lisa and Kyle being friends again, and is peeved that she has been tagged as the new it-girl whenever anyone pictures a trashy mom. Lisa R reminds her that the reference was a joke, and solely based on her super trashy appearance. Brandi blasts Lisa R for having a tired hairdo, and Lisa blasts her back by doing a little dance and double flipping her off, while pushing her to remember that time is running out for her to land that coveted tampon endorsement.

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Kim sticks up for Brandi, by uncreatively commenting that “Brandi is Brandi”…even when she calls her a meth head, because those kind of charming accusations make her bestie pathetically who she is. Kyle points out that Brandi has problems with everyone on the cast, and Lisa R jumps in, adding that she can dish it out, but plays victim as soon as she gets it back. A viewer nails Brandi as being jealous of her soap idol’s life, but Brandi disagrees, and asserts that being an a**hole is just a personality trait. A Beverly Hills teen rundown is shown, and the often spoiled lives of the women’s offspring is reviewed.

A viewer criticizes Queen Lisa for allowing Max to live on his own with no electricity, and Lisa fires back that she doesn’t feel badly at all that she allowed that slacker to suffer while she was busting her hump working. Another viewer challenges her to promote him past the jerk wads that are featured on her other Bravo show, and Lisa explains that he needs to advance via hard work, not through another tacky reality show. Lisa R and Eileen discuss how they work to keep their home lives “simple,” and Eileen puzzles Queen Lisa when she reveals that she drives something known as a “Ford.”

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We relive Kim’s “ornery” evening at Eileen’s poker night and the fallout afterwards, all leading up to the most epic episode of the season, when Lisa R let the junkie have it in Amsterdam.  Lisa R shares that when Kim picked her up for poker night, she spoke to her like a high as a kite loon, which made the upcoming hour-long car ride feel like an impending scary nightmare. Kim makes up a new version of how she and Kyle communicated that night, as Bravo airs what really happened. Kim believes that she has explained her crazy self enough, and does not consider it a classic addict relapse, nor a predictable junkie denial.

Lisa R agrees, because the whole messy truth was captured on film, and proves her point when she sets Kim up to recall a memory accurately, which she of course, fails. Kim responds by predictably lashing back, and blames Lisa R for destroying all of the hard work she has put into convincing people that she’s not a hot mess. We relive a sloshed Brandi leading a lit Kim from the poker party, and the tussle between Kyle and Brandi that followed. Kyle explains that a careening drunk tends to be a lame escort,  and the cast screams SHUT UP at each other about a dozen times, before a merciful commercial break busts up the noisy fun. Eileen explains that her concern stemmed from Kim’s erratic behavior in her home, and Queen Lisa backs her up.

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Lisa R explains that she has experienced death from addiction, and Kim responds by smirking and throwing out a snarky comeback. Kim abruptly switches gears, and pulls out her acting chops just in time to wipe away the smirk, and insincerely express that she feels simply terrible for her.  The user confrontations are rewound, and Kim is incensed  that her one whoopsie fairy tale wasn’t blindly accepted. The deflecting threat to expose Harry in Amsterdam is brought up, and Kim practically denies that she was ever in Amsterdam. Lisa R tells her to bring it on, and spill the truth in front of America and her children, and Kim has a big zilch…and is caught red handed in a bluff.  Kim claims it was something that she had “heard,” and Lisa R accurately calls it flat out BS.  They argue the difference between wine flinging and wine flinging with a glass chaser, Lisa R admits that she was off the rails, and Brandi once again butts in and makes it about herself.  

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Kim apologizes to Eileen, when she looks around and realizes that she looks like a raging witch, and admits that she can’t remember much of what she says when she’s wrapped up in defending her pretend soberness. There’s a cute filler scene with Kyle and Queen Lisa, featuring a scheme to fake raging diarrhea, filling the need for a light drama break. We jump back just in time to hear that Kathy is forever on Kim’s side, with Kyle shooting back that her nasty actions are indefensible. Kyle accuses Brandi of loving the sister conflict, and Kim of being abusive and mean.  The real tea is spilled when we hear of Kyle’s fear of being disconnected from Kim’s children, beginning with her daughter’s wedding. Kim denies the accusation, but it sure appears as if this threat has been floated between the two of them.

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Things get real next week, on the official last episode of the season…see you there!

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  • dj j

    Kim Richards is an evil witch.

    • Sandy Mersinas

      very vicious woman!

  • Jennymckitty

    This is the first reunion where the women haven’t treated Kim with kid gloves and she had a hard time. I wonder if she even watched this season, her stories were so different than what was shown. And using her children as a pawn to control Kyle is despicable. She was in the hospital 5,7 and now 8 days and now suffered from pneumonia and bronchitis for 2 months…never coughing once on camera. I got lost in many of her stories. I’m going to get my Furby to translate them later.
    WWHL where neither Ramona nor Christina Ricci had anything good to say about BG. Ok…Christina said she had great legs when asked about her behavior at the reunion. BG not only has problems with the majority of BH. Now she is starting feuds with other franchises.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      ITA. Both Kim and Brandi have completely different takes on the show than anyone else, I can only assume this is the result of years of alcohol and substance abuse. The week running up to poker night Kim was tweeting pictures of her and Monty and her kids attending events and parties, she clearly was not suffering and in pain then. From her twitter timeline there was no way she was in hospital for 8 days.

      • Jennymckitty

        You know that Kyle knows how long she was in the hospital and she doesn’t call Kim out on her changing stories. Kim should realize that is a gift. Kyle doesn’t owe her that. I just hope we don’t have to see Kim de compensate on our screen another year.

        • toolate2care2000

          I was just hoping that one of the other girls would comment about smoking a cigar while having Bronchitis? I mean – theoretically it can be done, but I think you would at least cough every now and then!!?

          • twifan2

            I thought Kim had said something about a hernia problem that was causing all the pain?

          • toolate2care2000

            I believe she told Brandi it was a hernia, bronchitis and maybe even a hang nail on her pinky toe.

          • twifan2

            DANG! Woman is truly suffering. :/
            IF she had a zit on her bun, then I might feel sympathetic. Maybe. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • toolate2care2000

            Twi, don’t you remember, it was 100% Pain. Not just 25% or 75% – it was 100% – every last cell in her body was in P*A*I*N*. But you know what a trooper Kim is – she just took a Cancer Pain Pill and off she went to Poker Night. After all “The Show Must Go On”.

          • twifan2

            I hang my head in shame, toolate2care2000.
            *to sip my wine*
            Cheers to you Kim! A real trooper! ๐Ÿ™‚
            Think she’ll get an Emmy for that, toolate2care2000?

          • toolate2care2000

            I think she’d be better nominated as one of the 10 worst Mothers of the year. All in favor say Yeah!

          • pixntrix

            That what I thought too

          • Guardian

            I thought she had a cracked rib too.

          • twifan2

            Oh yes! I forgot about that one too.
            That girl is one walking disaster. :/

          • Guardian

            er, you mean liar right?

          • twifan2

            ๐Ÿ˜‰
            I was trying to be courteous to the pill popper. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            I’m so done with her. I have all of the empathy and sympathy in the world for someone overcoming addiction(s) but not those who take it out on those closet to them. I know it’s typical but it has never sat well with me.

          • twifan2

            & to blame everyone around her?! Nope! No way! Moving on!
            That montage of Kim’s behavior at the poker party-before & after-in Amsterdam…THAT should be a Pink Slip there & then!

          • Guardian

            Agree.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          I bet there is a LOT of stuff that Kyle could throw back at Kim but doesn’t. As much as I dislike Kyle she takes a lot of crap from that ungrateful witch of a sister.

    • Guardian

      ITA too. It’s quite obvious that neither KR nor BG can respond with anything other than insults, innuendos, and inane comments that go nowhere. Failing that, they swear. So obvious they can both dish it out but can’t take it, are so bitter and jealous they can’t stand it, and are both abusing substances. Just don’t believe that Kim is clean. Loved that they would show clips to prove what was what. Obvious that Kim is following her BFF re who she likes and doesn’t like (everyone). I wonder if Kim’s children know that she can’t distinguish fact from fiction – high or straight? I so hope this isn’t allowed for another season – that both of these idiots are let go. If not, it will be more of the same and will all revolve around two screwed up people. It’s not drama, it’s just predictable.

      • Brattus Rattus

        If not swearing its, “LIAR! You’re LYING!” LOL Or “Don’t mother me.” Followed by the epic eye rolling.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Great recap as always Beech. Andy is so frustrating!!! When Kim was saying how taking Monty’s meds was not a relapse LisaV wanted to interrupt and ask a question and I bet she was going to ask her about her reaction in Paris over the sleeping tablet – she wanted to crucify Lisa over that. But Andy stopped LisaV and said “let her finish” but then he let both LisaR and Kyle interrupt and the conversation changed track. I really wanted to hear her answer to that!! I also wanted him or LisaR to challenge her on what lies she is accusing LisaR of saying about her – she keeps using the word “lies” in Amsterdam and I think Kim didn’t realize at the time that the limo scene was filmed and thought she could blame it all on LisaR being a liar.
    Brandi is a complete mess. There really is no where to go with her now. She has zero credibility and wouldn’t know the truth if it hit her in her big inflated face. She has made a point of discussing Eileen’s marriage on screen but as soon as Eileen brings up her ex and his wife she tells her to back off because she doesn’t know anything about it!! Ha. We all know everything about it because that too is all over the internet and Brandi wrote a book about it. Hypocrite.
    Which daughter of Kim’s is getting married? I saw Brooke tweeting last month that she was on her way to Vegas to her bachelorette party and Monty instagrammed about being here for his daughters wedding – was that wedding filmed last year just for the show?

    • Jennymckitty

      So true. I wish someone had brought up Paris where Kim wasn’t living on Planet Sober.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        I really wanted that to be thrown at Kim.

    • Jennymckitty

      And was last years wedding not real? What is that about?

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        I’m not sure – I don’t know why Brooke was having a bachelorette only last month. It’s very odd.

    • itsjustme

      I was confused by the wedding comment also! Is Brooke NOT married or is she? That had me totally baffled. The funniest part for me was when Eileen was commeting on how they drove a Ford Flex and LVP hadn’t a clue what she was talking about…That was priceless! LOVE LVP!!!

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        According to Brandi’s blog Brooke is having a second wedding!! How weird. And apparently Kyle did something “unspeakable” at the last wedding. Seeing as Brandi wan’t there I assume Honest Kim told her that!

        • twifan2

          ‘Unspeakable’ like to show up with a great gift? :/

          • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

            LOL yeah the only thing Brandi turns up with is more scroungers.

          • twifan2

            OH! & EMPTY wine bottles.
            Personally, I go for box wine myself. ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Guardian

          A second wedding? I thought they pushed this one so Monty would be alive for it? Since he is still with “us” they are going to have a bigger crack at it? As for unspeakable – I agree with Twi. Showed up with her fam and a nice gift. Oh the horror.

    • BeachSpin

      Thank you Beverly…I hate it when Andy redirects at the wrong time…UGH!

    • Brattus Rattus

      Lisa addressed it in her blog – the being cut off thing. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Guardian

    Just wondering . . . I had the impression that the cast members were required to write their Bravo blogs yet I don’t recall many, if any, from Kim. ????

    • MidwestMiddie

      Felon Teresa didn’t write her Bravo Blogs. She used
      a ghost-writer.

    • Jersey

      Neither can I. I was also wondering why Andy never has her on WWHL.

      • Guardian

        I have thought about that as well. I think she was on once? Can’t remember.

    • pixntrix

      I don’t know if this is true or not but I read somewhere that Kim’s child was either in a psych hospital or regular hospital. The writer suggested perhaps this is why Kim is not blogging.

  • toolate2care2000

    I am truly hoping that Andy is keeping track of what is going on. I am hoping he is just acting amused by some of Brandi and Kim’s antics, so that we the audience feel what is going on is amusing. But he can’t be ignoring what is coming out of Brandi’s foul mouth.
    The end of Part 1 when Brandi LITERALLY threatened LisaV to, “watch her back”, and explained her dreams of what she imagines happening to Kyle, was more then enough to get her pink slip in progress.
    And if I am wrong – I want to state this now: Andy, You can’t allow this type of behavior to continue. She out and out threatened Lisa!! Laugh all you want at her “In the hood” act and talk – but I don’t think that was funny in any way shape or form. This kind of craziness deserves some quiet time – like the quiet time you gave Kelly B.!!

    • Guardian

      Since Andy has been demoted, he may not have the control that he once did. That being said, I am in hopes that those who do will not tolerate this and send her packing. Kelly B was a lot less of a mess than either BG or KR IMO.

    • Jennymckitty

      It isn’t funny to watch a person’s life spiral out of control. It isn’t funny when a sister is that cruel to her sister. This reunion is hard to watch and I hope that Bravo realizes how toxic it has become.

      • Guardian

        I hope so too. To me the show has narrowed down to revolving around Kim’s problems and the problems they create. BG almost pales by comparison these days. Siblings will have their issues and disagreements but watching Kim be so nasty is indeed toxic. I hope Kyle will keep her distance and not be there for Kim – nor engage her any longer. Just stare back – it’s obvious who is off the rails.

      • MidwestMiddie

        Bravo thrives on toxic, nasty and even criminal behavior.
        Also, imo, this kind of deranged story line is the only one
        available to the Richard Sisters. We’ve seen all of this before.
        They need to leave the show along with Brandi.

      • Birdie

        The underlying current of SAD is real.

        • twifan2

          S ad
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          D isgusting
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      • pixntrix

        The depth of hatred between Kyle and Kim is very sad. I think the show has only made it worse and I blame them both. Why go on a reality show when you already have problems. Is the money and so called fame worth it? I think they need to stay away from each other for their sake as well as their children’s sake. They both look like they could turn it into something physical very easily. I have 4 sisters and we would never treat each other like that.

        • MorningYawn

          I won’t watch if they both come back for that very reason. It’s too much, too hard, too sad… But I WILL watch next week to see what kind of bs Kim spews to justify keeping a dog that bit her niece.

    • pixntrix

      The problem is that Bravo keeps these people..look at Porsha from ATL. Andy loves the drama and making women look like crap. I have seen a lot of people threaten to never watch the show again but they still watch. As long as we are watching it’s ratings for Bravo.

  • Birdie

    I know that the split screen thing shown is probably just a teaser…but I would LOVE to see Kyle open up and let it rip on Kim, like she did seasons back in that limo. It may crack her face, but would be good for her soul. If Kim returns I expect her to look 80 years old, because we have seen her age about 15 years a season.

  • twifan2

    Thank you for an awesome recap, Beach Spin! Really enjoyed it better than the episode itself! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Last nite was hard to take DimKim at ‘face value’! Almost every time she opened her mouth, her story was different. There were so many clips SHOWING what ‘actually’ happened in situations with both Kim & Brandi-Bravo could have made another show from it all.
    Brandi was all F-bombs, screaming, fugly faces-she lost it! & got shut down! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Andy was useless!

    • Birdie

      IKR…they would show a scene proving Kim wrong…and NO ONE would say anything. WHAT was the point of proving Kim useless with no follow up? SMH

      • twifan2

        I think some scenes were edited in after the reunion, so the cast didn’t see them all.
        Hopefully, the ladies will follow up on their blogs.

      • pixntrix

        I don’t think the women saw the videos, they were probably edited in later.

        • Birdie

          Yes…annoying.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Twi! Andy has to struggle to hide his glee…that’s all he can manage.

  • Brattus Rattus

    Damn…. over at ROL they are talking MADDDD shit about a bunch of you….On the Joe Guidice post.

  • twifan2

    Was Twit on fire last nite? Was Brandi ‘defending’ herself? ๐Ÿ˜€

  • twifan2

    Any chance of Bravo dropping Kim, Brandi from NEXT season?! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Brattus Rattus

    I refuse to read the recap until I watch the show. Beach does too awesome of a job recapping that it ruins the show for me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Brattus! ๐Ÿ™‚
      I rather read the recaps. They’re better than the show itself-imo.
      The shows are too skanky now. :/

    • Chloe

      Beach’s recap is far better than then show. Last night Brandi acted a plum fool and made an ass out of herself.

      • twifan2

        The difference between last nite & other times is that she didn’t have as much alcohol-imo, so Brandi wasn’t making an even bigger ass of herself. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • BeachSpin

      LOL..thank you..I try to jazz up the snoozy parts. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • twifan2

    Was the cast trip to Hawaii after the Paris trip?
    Why wasn’t Kim’s behavior brought up about it also?

  • Chloe

    Love your recap, Beach. Great job as always.

    Brandi….”I have been an asshole to you. And I have said I’m sorry…..”
    Eileen ….”And then you continue being an asshole.” Hysterical!! Love Eileen. So classy and intelligent. Love Lisa Rinna too. I just love how Eileen is so much smarter than Brandi. lol Brandi doesn’t even know what to say….

    • twifan2

      When Eileen said Boom & pointed to LisaR, I got confused. Did Eileen mean LisaR was blasted? OR was she complimenting LisaR? o.0

      • Chloe

        Hi Twi. She was complimenting Lisa R and acknowledging she was correct.

        • twifan2

          Thanks for the clarification! ๐Ÿ™‚
          I wished they would have shown Brandi’s & Kim’s face when LisaR was giving her both fingers. & LisaV laughing with LisaR. That was FUNNY! ๐Ÿ˜€
          It seemed like Brandi got ‘quiet’ after that!

          • pixntrix

            What a classy move by Lisa R. SMH I guess I expected more from her so I was very disappointed by her. She got on Brandi and Kim’s level instead of following Eileen’s lead and stay above the fray. I really wonder which housewives dropped the most f bombs at the reunion? Who do you all think it was?

          • twifan2

            I don’t. That’s why I wished they would have shown Brandi’s & Kim’s faces. BET they were surprised at LisaR’s action! ๐Ÿ˜€
            They can dish it out, but they can’t take it!
            I think Brandi dropped the most F-bombs thru-out the 3 parts.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Chloe! HAHA…if Brandi can’t curse and shock she has nothing upstairs to draw on.

  • Yolie

    Thanks Beach. Lisa Vanderpump is a very smart business woman and good for her to make Max learn from the bottom up!. Brandi’s medusa-like hair style is very fitting to her personality. I would imagine a demonic possession would be nicer than that nasty woman.If I were Lisa Rinna, I would have said to Brandi “Seriously? That is the best your can do. Make fun of my hair? You just demonstrated your lack of intelligence”.

    • twifan2

      I was ROTFL at Brandi’s ‘I’m working on it’-getting a tampon deal. ๐Ÿ˜€
      I wouldn’t buy tampons from a company using Brandi as a spokes person! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

      • Yolie

        I laughed uncontrollably. I even had a little accident (leakage) haha.

        • twifan2

          ๐Ÿ˜€ VICKI needs to do an pad commercial like LisaR!
          I snorted wine out my nose. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Yolie

            You’re hysterical, Twi.

          • twifan2

            Never snort liquids out your nose, Yolie. Painful.
            & wastes good wine! ๐Ÿ™

      • nan/4

        Hey twi….she’ll probably come out with her own line of tampons with different colored string to match any sleezeball see-through dress one might be wearing. I hear that in additions to colors, they are talking about metallics and polka dots strings too!!!! hehe

        Hope all is well sweetie!
        xo ๐Ÿ™‚

        • twifan2

          Hi Hi nan/4! ๐Ÿ™‚
          How you been? How’s the fam? All good!? Things ok here.:)

          Will they put a bell at the end of the string for that Ding-ah-Ling? ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • nan/4

            LOL!!!!!! You’re so funny. I’m doing well, thanks for asking honey. I hope that all is well in twifanland too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • twifan2

            Well right now the sun is out & so am I. ๐Ÿ™‚
            Have my lappy on battery & am outside getting some sun. The ‘zoo’ is sunning themselves too. Hope it lasts long! ๐Ÿ™‚
            How’s things in your neck of the woods?

          • nan/4

            Me too. Enjoy twi!!!!! :-))

          • twifan2

            Use sunscreen, Nan! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Bad Barbie

      How can max run a rest if he doesn’t know all the aspects of one?! She is KING!

  • CNN

    Just watched the Reunion part 2. Haven’t watched all season and I was shocked by everybody’s appearance. Kyle, Kim have both had major work and Brandy, wtf? She looks like she od’d on steroids.

    Then I watched the RHONY premier and all I could think was they have much better Plastic surgeons in NYC.

    • twifan2

      When I saw Brandi’s face, I thought the settings on my tv were off. She was bloaty! Had to take it off wide-screen for a bit. :/

      • Brattus Rattus

        Damnnnnnnn! That’s funny. LOL

        • twifan2

          It’s true! I took it off wide-screen just to fit her face on the screen. :/

      • CNN

        She looks horrible. She needs to lay off the Botox/Fillers and alcohol.

        • twifan2

          Xanax didn’t relax her face at all. smh

          • Yolie

            She looks like a muppet now. She ruined her face.

  • Dave

    Brandi glanville is the biggest homewrecker of all. She sets out on a path of destruction and hatred to wreck everyones homes in any way she can for one simple reason …jealousy I really wish they would get rid of her off the show nobody wants to hear her trashy mouth or even look at her.

    • twifan2

      I wish someone would have asked her WHY she hadn’t dropped her bff, Kim!? Kim was a home-wrecker. Her then current husband caught her in bed with her future husband.

      • RealitytvJunkie

        Oh thanks for pointing that out. Everyone seems to forget/overlook that about Kim. What was Monty thinking hooking up with crazy Kim.

        • twifan2

          I think he is ‘supplying’ her with his leftover meds. :/

          Brandi made a point of saying that she dropped her bff because she was cheating.

      • Bad Barbie

        ohhhhhhhhhh

        • twifan2

          If you twit that her on Twit, she blocks you! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • BeachSpin

      YES! Even her trainwreck antics are becoming old and boring.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Kim claims to have too much pride to do the Depends commercial but she’ll go to a sad autograph convention and sign her name for a few bucks. She’ll take alimony and support from her sister and make a fool of herself as a “housewife” but she insists she has pride. Pride is being a contributing member of society even if it means you’re emptying bed pans. The woman is just sad. They need to write her a check and not invite her back.

    • twifan2

      & from the looks of the next episode preview, she’s gets ready to spill some tea about Kyle’s daughter’s dog bite. :/
      Will Kim even remember the truth about what actually happened?! I mean, she refers to it as a ‘small bite on her finger’. o.0

      • RealitytvJunkie

        Kim is totally out of her mind to even try and justify her dog savagely attacking her niece. Kim is a POS who manipulates her sister.

        • twifan2

          Wonder what would happen IF Kathy would take over ‘caring’ for Kim?
          Think Kathy would overlook Kim’s behavior, like she does her own kids?

        • Bad Barbie

          She does! That whole.. “Ok I am going to say the real story and you are not going to like it” is for the kids. Evil kids do that. They make ish up to manipulate their siblings and peers… all fear factor.

      • Chloe

        Yes, she is. Brandi is such a hypocrite. She has no problem with Kim being a “homewrecker”. She was sleeping with John Jackson while he was with someone else. And how many husbands/fathers? But she’s worried how long Lisa Rinna had the same haircut. Ha! But she had the same husband for 18 years. How about you two, Brandi and Kim?

        • twifan2

          You think Kim can remember who, when, where? ๐Ÿ˜€
          She’d probably deny he was married at the time. :/

        • Guardian

          Harry Hamlin is enough of a star that if he’d had an affair it would have probably come to light. All I’ve heard in that regard are crickets – and Kim.

          • Bad Barbie

            For real!

        • Bad Barbie

          #WhatDidHarryDo

      • nan/4

        I saw pictures, and her hand was entirely bandaged up to her wrist! “Small bite” my a$$!!!! :-0

        • twifan2

          EXACTLY! Even if it was a ‘small’ bite, how about how deep it went. Could have splintered a bone!

          • nan/4

            She would throw her niece under the bus for that vicious dog! I’m sorry…….that’s just ass-backwards……Pfffft!

          • twifan2

            Looks like she is next episode.
            I can understand why Mauricio wants Kyle to stay away from Kim. :/

          • Guardian

            Since she can’t remember anything accurately, has admitted to lying, and to saying things she doesn’t even remember, I would hardly consider her credible.

          • nan/4

            This is very true Guardian. She and Brandi are the perfect pair! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            Hey Nan! Are they ever – they use gossip as their “truths.” Daze and Haze.

          • nan/4

            LOL! That’s PERFECT! ๐Ÿ˜‰

            Take care sweetie!

          • Guardian

            Getting ready to prep a box of memory stuff – 50% chance of tornadoes later today and tonight. Little stuff that mean more to me than whether my sofa ends up in a tree. Will probably be spending the night underground. Ugh.

          • pixntrix

            Be safe Guardian sending a prayer your way โ™ก

          • Guardian

            Thanks – been through enough of them and have actually slept through a couple – much to the ire of my siblings. “Uh, what? really? No I didn’t hear anything. Oh, yeah, now I see trees in my yard, on their sides. Hmmm. I “sawry” for worrying you.”

          • pixntrix

            I can’t imagine I have never been through anything like that. I would have to ask BG for some Xanax and Kim for the keys to her liquor cabinet. Then I would probably run around with depends on my head freaking out.

          • Guardian

            Depends on my head! That’s funny. Once I couldn’t get underground so I sat around in a borrowed bike helmet. I have never been in an earthquake but I actually fear those way more than tornadoes.

          • twifan2

            Stay safe, Guardian! You & yours!
            Chats sleeps thru them. Addie gets antsy & starts to moan. ๐Ÿ™

          • Guardian

            I put the cats in their carriers and take them underground. They have been restless and didn’t want to eat much this morning – usually they are pigs and actually push each other’s heads away from their dishes.

          • twifan2

            I tried that with Chats ONLY once! He scratched, tore at the door-took a claw out ๐Ÿ™
            So now I just put him in his cat harness. I put harnesses on the other animals, just in case!

          • Guardian

            Oh my gosh – that Chats!!!! But have to say, I’ve never thought about something like that happening. When I have tried to put them in harnesses, they start acting like they are having seizures.

          • twifan2

            ๐Ÿ˜€
            First time he had a harness put on him he was like a rock! Wouldn’t move. He had to be dragged. NAWS saw the video my brother made of him.

            I guess he doesn’t want to be confined in that type of weather. :/
            He’s ok when he has to fly in one tho. Weird cat!

          • Guardian

            Yes, I have been told animals don’t like to be “trapped” when they can sense bad weather coming. I flew my Yorkies once and never did again.

          • twifan2

            As carry-on or in cargo?

          • Guardian

            Carry-on. Each weighed less than 3 pounds and you would have thought I had three bengal tigers. They were sick for a week after.

          • twifan2

            Aaawww, that’s too bad. ๐Ÿ™
            Poor little things.

          • Guardian

            I felt terrible for them and two had to actually stay in the hospital. Which meant I sat there with the third one almost 24/7 as when I would leave they would get more sick. The vet was a good friend and so I was allowed. Just too little and yet they were so tough in so many other ways.

          • twifan2

            Hate when they get hospitalized. ๐Ÿ™
            One of our dogs got Pravo. That was hard. ๐Ÿ™
            BUT she made it ok. My brother said she was too dumb to know she was deathly ill. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            Oh man that Parvo. I was always in fear of that because recovery was always so iffy. Lucky dog!

          • Guardian

            By the way, one of my brothers and his wife lost both of their elderly dogs within a few months of each other this past fall/winter. They decided to wait until after their daughter’s wedding this Oct., to go shelter shopping. However, last week I got an email with a link and there they were at the Humane Society with their new boy – a six year old (staff guesstimate) corgi-dachshund mix. He had been there since Dec. and had been passed by. He was a little shy at first but now they said it’s as if he has always been with them – they are crazy about and for each other.

          • twifan2

            LOVE shelter rescue stories with happy endings!
            All the ‘zoo’ are rescued animals. ๐Ÿ™‚
            They’re the best for me-imo. But any animal with a good, happy home is the best place! ๐Ÿ™‚
            Tell your brother & his wife ‘CONGRATS’ on the new addition! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            I had five Yorkies over a 21 year span but if I ever have dogs again I will adopt from a shelter. I love the breed but they are always in demand and will have homes. It’s the homeless ones I now think about. And my brothers first two shelter dogs were homely, older, one was pretty much toothless but they treated them as if they were Westminster winners.

          • nan/4

            OMG! Please get yourself somewhere safe Guardian, and please try to keep us up to date. We need to know that you and yours are all okay, okay?

          • Guardian

            Things haven’t started to fire up yet but it is very “off” outside – those who have been through tornadoes know what I mean – very still, humid, warm, few birds, animals are restless. The calm before the storm literally. We’ll all be OK as we have had plenty of warning to be ready. Problem is you almost always lose power and cell service.

          • MidwestMiddie

            Scary Stuff ……. Stay Alert & Be Safe.
            It is horrible when you can see the yellow/green sky and feel
            the stillness but, imo, the absolute worse is when these
            weather changes occur at night.

          • Guardian

            Yes, I’m actually more concerned about tonight when it is dark. You don’t know what direction it is coming from and neither do the spotters or law enforcement as they can only “see” via the lightening flashes. Not that you do anything different but I agree it’s the worst.

          • twifan2

            That’s when I go in the storm shelter with the zoo & spend the nite. Hate the nites! You really don’t sleep.

          • Guardian

            No you sure don’t, you just pass the time and wait for the all clear sirens and hope you have power. We came out of the basement once and all was fine or so we thought. Literally, within five minutes the sirens went off and you could see clouds above the house swirling. Back down we went.

          • Brattus Rattus

            Please be safe. I’ll keep Cali and the earthquakes. I don’t know how yall do it.

          • Guardian

            Just checked the forecast and radar again as it has been hazy all day and now the sun is out and it is terribly hot and humid. And there is cooler air behind it which means basement by this evening. You get used to it.

          • MorningYawn

            Night watches are the worst! TAke care and be safe! Check in later/tomorrow!

          • Guardian

            Thanks – just reported that we’re under a tornado watch with a storm heading our way and more popping up. Still lots of time but am ready.

          • MorningYawn

            Sending good thoughts if safety and power when it’s over!

          • Guardian

            For some reason I don’t have a good feeling about this one and usually I take it in my stride. Think it’s going to be a long night.

          • twifan2

            Better sleep in your storm shelter tonite then. ๐Ÿ™
            TRY & get a nap.

          • Guardian

            Yep – they are advising people on the news to just stay under for the night. Love the fasten your seatbelts.

          • twifan2

            Love Betty. One of my fave B&W movies. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            Mine too – have always loved that line too.

          • MorningYawn

            Hugs n luv from AATT!

          • Guardian

            Thanks – brother-in-law just called (retired from the sheriff’s dept) and the guys have called him and said less than hour away with over one inch hail, 70mph winds but no funnel clouds yet. Suddenly funnel cake sounds good!

          • MorningYawn

            Oh Lordy! How fast is it moving?

          • Guardian

            Have the TV on and they said moving at 60mph and they are confirming hooks with at least one funnel forming but not touching down yet – that one will miss us though on its current path. I was just outside and it is getting dark to the south and the edge of the wall cloud is almost overhead. I’m getting ready to shut down and unplug. Thanks all for your good wishes!

          • MorningYawn

            Haven’t checked in in a bit- hope ur safe!!!

          • twifan2
          • Guardian

            Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!! I needed that Twi. I had my kitties take a look and said, “Be brave.” And they said, “Screw that! And uh, make sure you bring plenty of our snacks into the basement too.” At least you can still hear a few birds – when you can’t, then you know it’s time to take cover.

          • twifan2
          • Guardian – please be safe and report in with us. xoxo

          • Guardian

            Will do – they have just issued the thunderstorm warnings/hooks in the clouds. Just went outside and you can see the clouds to the south, the temp is dropping and the wind is picking up. Still time but can see that the birds are starting to leave. Everything is ready to go under when the sirens start – including me. Will stay online until I can’t and then will unplug this thing.

          • Oh dear! When the birds leave that’s not a good sign. Please report back in with us. Stay safe. xoxo

          • Hey MY! ๐Ÿ™‚ xo

          • MorningYawn

            Hey hi hi!

          • Bad Barbie

            OMG! be safe.

          • Guardian

            Will do girl – thanks! Looks like things are going to start getting real serious in about 90 minutes or so.

          • nan/4

            Yes, I lived through once when I was a child. THAT I will never forget!

            Be safe honey! Our thoughts are with you and yours…. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            Thanks Nan! Well crap – we have just been put under a tornado watch and there is a big storm that has popped up to the south of us and heading our way. More are expected to pop up. Family calls are all done and everyone is either home or on their way from work. Moving things in from outside, and the trash receptacle into the garage. Got my snacks, got my flashlights, candles, memory box, prescriptions, and cats ready to go under when and if it is time. Will stay online for awhile just to pass the time. Both of my parents have since passed and our Dad, in his 80’s, couldn’t hear very well (not the sirens either) and we would have to drag him to safety. He’d always say, “I was on a carrier in WWII when we took a monsoon that nearly rolled us several times. I’m not scared.” I always thought one day we’d find him in his chair in a field. Pissed off.

          • twifan2

            Love that attitude! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            When we were really little we watched one form to the north of our house. Of course we were mesmerized and Dad was yelling at us to get downstairs and into the basement. We were OK but it damaged our siding, windows, and took a little porch right off the house.

          • nan/4

            Your Dad sounds like he was quite a character! I’m sure you miss them both very much. Mine too are gone, and a piece of me went with them…

            I’m so happy that you have all of your supplies on hand, and a safe place to stay while the storm passes. I’ll be here if you need someone to talk with….

            Be safe my dear… ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Guardian

            All clear has sounded and can power back up – another wave is coming quickly though so keeping an eye on the TV and sky. So glad we still have power. A couple of tornadoes touched down but not close enough to do any harm here, and don’t think they were on the ground long enough to hurt anyone or do a lot of damage. Oh Nan, I so miss them. My mother, all day, every day. I didn’t work for 2 1/2 years to care for her and while it was business/professional suicide, I don’t regret it for a second. As you said so well, “a piece of me went with them.” Anyway, couple of phone calls to make and since it is getting green again outside think I’d better shut down again. Take care.

          • Bad Barbie

            her and her “want me to tell the truth” UGH!

          • Guardian

            Yes – with no memory but she knows the truth. Bottom line, you are the dog owner and it is up to you to secure your animal so whether intentionally or accidentally they don’t come into contact and hurt someone. If not, better be darn sure the animal won’t hurt someone and clearly this animal is not obedient. It was all up to Kim and she failed to take proper precautions.

          • RustyToddler

            Bravo put up a secure pen in Kim’s backyard after a crew member was attacked and prior to the bite. Did Kim secure him there? Nope. Regardless of instruction’s given (or not), the owner is ultimately responsible for guest safety, right down to a throw rug on a tile floor. Kim should thank her lucky stars it was not Portia who walked into that room. The dog could have inflicted much more damage. Then what Kim????

          • MorningYawn

            What could the truth possibly be? Unless alexia put her hand in the dogs mouth and shook him til he bit, there is no defense!

      • Guardian

        She was admitted to the hospital so it was more than a nip. Did she have surgery?

        • zona9

          Yes. Two surgeries, in fact.

      • pixntrix

        Dog bites are very serious because of infection. If my fur baby did that I would get rid of him and I love my dog, but my family’s welfare is more important. In fact when my son was 3 my sister’s dog bit him in the foot when he accidently step on her tail. My husband flipped out because the dog bit through a shoe a broke skin. My brother in law and husband started to get mad at each other and my sister said what’s important here is the baby not the damn dog. God I loved my sister even more at that moment because even though she didn’t have kids she understood who I was feeling and of course put my son first over everything . That’s what you do when you are family. But not the Richards sisters they “brush it under the carpet” until they can air it out on tv. Sorry for the long winded rant.

        • Guardian

          They are usually puncture wounds and those are always the ones you worry about.

        • Bad Barbie

          We do live in a country were animals are more important than humans at times… Does anyone remember Katrina? Cat and dogs were being airlifted while people were waiving on the roof tops. In Florida, a man is doing 12 years for kicking a duck. Come on now!

          • You’re so funny! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Bad Barbie

            I wish that was pure humor. This did happen indeed. I have nothing against animals. I love them too but a dog is far more replaceable than my niece.

      • Bad Barbie

        I hope she speaks extra and it hurts her pending case.

        What can the “want me to tell the real story” be? There was a dog and there was a girl in the hospital bitten. The end.

      • MorningYawn

        Wonder if it ends up being like “what did Harry do?” Big fat nothing!

        • twifan2

          BUT no telling what Kim has conjured up in that intoxicated head of hers. :/

          • Guardian

            I just wish that for once Kyle would stay calm, not cry and just state the truth and make Kim look like the fool she is. When she engages her it just turns into an even bigger mess and then BG jumps in.

          • twifan2

            Hopefully with LisaV sitting next to her, she’ll keep her quiet.
            Let Kim make a bigger dufus of herself!

          • Guardian

            I wish, but I don’t think K will/can. I think she would do so much better if she would just make a quick reply/correction and then roll her eyes.

          • MorningYawn

            Truth! Crossing my fingers and toes for Kyle that she can keep her composure!

    • BeachSpin

      Ew..don’t remind me of that freak show…that was such a weird and pathetic segment.

      • Bad Barbie

        That was. And her fans were like swamp people. No offense.

        • BeachSpin

          HAHAHAHA!!! OMG YES…perfect description! Didn’t one of them give her a turtle or something…that makes sense…lol.

        • Guardian

          I remember that segment. And, that poor guy who had once been a child star – Jimmy McNickel McNichol? Whatever . . . oh it all made me wince. No offense to the fans but if this is what is left um, well I’ll say they are loyal.

    • Guardian

      I would imagine she has been so drunk that she probably needed a Depends.

    • Bad Barbie

      Kim used drugs and alcohol for most her life. She doesn’t know what pride is.

  • nan/4

    What’s up with these people taking to twitter and writing texts that will come back and incriminate themselves? Don’t these idiots understand that you never leave a paper trail? SMH!!!!

    • twifan2

      Giudice 101 grads looks like, Nan. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • nan/4

        LOL!

    • Bad Barbie

      I think when you own your ish, it doesn’t matter. What I will tell you on a text, I will tell you to your face, phone, social media, etc.

      I think they are showing us the previews out of sequence. Lisa R may not be crying about a text to Brandi.

      • twifan2

        It was a text to Kim. Surprised she could even work her cell. :/

  • twifan2

    I think I’d rather even have Wendy Williams do the reunion shows now!
    Andy is a useless doing them! imo

    • Guardian

      AC looks rather bored these days. He doesn’t seem to have the same glee that he once did. Maybe that whole K & P thing landed him his demotion?

    • MidwestMiddie

      IMO, Andy asks stupid questions and refuses to ask the important
      and obvious ones.

      Andy to Lisa R. – asking why she had such a volatile reaction to Kim’s
      slandering Lisa’s husband. Huh?

      • twifan2

        Did you see some of the ladies drop their jaw at that idiotic question?!
        Buffoon!

        • Guardian

          He was trying to join in the “affair” hint and yes, he bombed with that one last night. I agree, thought he did a terrible job all the way around, just not like his usual self.

          • twifan2

            I say get Jerry Springer to moderate these reunions then! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • MidwestMiddie

            LOL

          • Brattus Rattus

            I’ll do it!

          • MorningYawn

            Yes! He was the one that threw the affair accusation out there!

          • Guardian

            Yep – he took it from implied to statement. And it fell flat.

          • MorningYawn

            Well said Guardian! What an ass!

      • Bad Barbie

        I thought the questions were from the viewers?

        • MidwestMiddie

          I’m referring to Bravo Andy’s follow-up question to Lisa R..
          It was his own and downright stupid.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      Andy actually thwarts the reunions – he stopped LisaV tackling Kim. He clearly doesn’t have the guts to ask the tough questions so he should at least let others do it for him instead of shutting them down.

      • Guardian

        I think he has changed as he sure didn’t stop Kenya when she was taunting Porscha and we all know what happened after that. I feel like he is playing it safe these days.

        • twifan2

          Jerry! Jerry! ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Guardian

            Probably doesn’t want to be associated with such low class nonsense. Jer’s got some integrity (somewhere).

    • T’s Martini Lounge

      Yes, I’ve always said Andy does not have the talent to host. He’s been doing this for years and has learned nothing. He’s just as bad as he was when he started. I cannot watch WWHL either. He had Tre and Juicy, and he pussy’ed out and didn’t ask anything relevant or interesting.

      • twifan2

        If I have insomnia, I’ll watch a bit. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • MorningYawn

      I think Rinna would be a great host – how many days were you in the hospital? {{Kim hmm and haws until she throws a dart in her mind and lands on one}}}

      • twifan2

        I’d watch fur shur! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Bad Barbie

    Brandi is despicable. I can’t!

    Kim- you are pure trash and go back to drinking because the real you (sober) is the devil.
    I think it should have been up to her daughter to invite her aunt to the wedding and not to kim. It was not Kim’s wedding to delegate who from the family attends.

    Kyle- Move on and let him find out the hard way what it is to have no family to support her.

    Lisa V- I LOVE YOU BOO! I hated her last season but she wont my heart back.

    LisaR is hilarious but she can go from 0 to 100 real quick.

    Eileen- I like her, she is no bullshyte type gal and quick with the mouth yet not vulgar.

  • Guardian

    To all who saw me through the terrible storms and a few tornadoes that only touched down briefly last night, thank you for your support and kind thoughts. Doing fine, a bit to clean up in the yard but nothing terrible. Just really tired. Thank you again!

    • equinox2009

      Glad to hear y’all are doing ok God’s blessings to you

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    I an not choosing a favorite between Lisa R and Kim…..on the Calgary flight Kim asked Lisa R to drop it and Lisa apologised and said she would…….dinner in Amsterdam …Lisa talked about her personal issues with drugs and losing her sister and then again drags Kim into it…..she promised to not discuss Kim and apologised on the plane…Lisa R triggered Kim’s anger…….I said it before that Kyle could have stood up for Kim and just say that Kim has worked hard to stay sober and poker night was one incidence…..end of subject…..Lisa R mind your own business this is not your concern

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    what did Brandi do to her face ????????