Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Part 1 [Season 5]

Posted on Apr 1 2015 - 1:40am by BeachSpin

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The wait is over! It’s reunion time for “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” and the first thing I always check out is what hideous styling choices are in this season. I am a bit disappointed, because shockingly for the FIRST time in Bravo reunion history, the women didn’t look like middle aged tossed aside prom dates, or Red Light District wannabes. The cast is dressed classy and pretty understated, especially Brandi, who looks like she has ditched her prom dress for strapless spanx this year. The two biggest shockers are Kyle actually pulling off good taste, (although her face seems to be undergoing a sculptor’s transformation, and she desperately needs a trim) and Brandi finally ditching those ratty extensions.

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So here we gooo! Andy eases into things by lobbing a few softball viewer questions, and we relive the funniest moment of the season, when Vince was caught peek-a-booing through his garage window during the drunken driveway screech-fest. Brandi smirks at the nonsensical notion that she could possibly remember anything from that night. We hop from funny to painfully awkward, when we revisit the cringeworthy moment between Camille and the frog-prince. We are reminded that Gigi is the hottest modeling offspring in history, that Bella is the second hottest, and that Donald Trump’s hair is real. YAWN.  

Andy addresses Yo’s Lyme relapse, which brings a teary admission that her brain needs quiet, making her friendship with loudmouth, Glanville, all the more mysterious. Yo believes that drugs and overseas sourced holistic treatments are necessary, illustrated by all of of her exotic Instagram hospital pics. Finally, things pick up when we learn that Kyle and Kim haven’t spoken in three months (#handchomp).

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Kim asserts that the others have worked to make things worse, with Kyle agreeing that her bestie surely has. Kim believes that therapy is the answer, if they ever feel like being sisters again, which she doesn’t. Kim is VERY happy, and missing her sister doesn’t dampen her loopy joy one bit. Kyle looks hurt, and reminds Kim that is she ever feels like conversing, she had better be honest about her loopiness. 

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Yolanda’s segment is first, and the most lemony Yo moments are rewound. Yo denies playing the peacemaker, and asserts that her open hearted outlook towards sloshed girlfriends makes her unique. Queen Lisa believes that she makes excuses for Brandi, but Yo disagrees, and boringly works the “no one is perfect” angle. Kyle reminds her that Brandi butt kisses her 24/7 and Kim chimes in, drooling at the chance to disagree with her sister. Kyle nods, and throws the camera a “go figure” expression.

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Brandi’s snide remark about Bella is rehashed, and Queen Lisa nails Brandi to the wall for comparing a middle aged repeat lush, to a 17-year old who got in trouble once for irresponsibly drinking. Yo comments that Brandi’s blurt was a diversion tactic, and she made the generous decision to mother her like an ornery child who needed a good cleansing. Brandi claims that she is only an alcoholic when the Bravo cameras are around, out of her desperate need to black out while interacting with this cast. She comments that she can be one mean drunk, but on a positive note, can also give a mean lap dance. Lisa V remarks that although Brandi can be lovely with her kids, the rest of the time she’s an aggressive slurring mess, and a big pain in the neck. Yo is wearing out, but pounds the message into the ground one last time that her extraordinary family is NOT perfect, just like all of those lame people in Ohio. Yo addresses the rumors questioning her disease, labels the doubters as a**holes, and before she leaves, gives a motivational speech, expressing high hopes for future compassionate perfection for them all.

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We walk down memory lane with Lisa Rinna, reminding us all of what an honest breath of fresh air feels like. Lisa confirms that she hauled in 7 figures by doing that Depends commercial, and Kim snipes that she has way more pride than to do such a thing for a small fortune. She thinks that Lisa’s lippy personality indicates that she will sink to any low, but Lisa scores the last laugh when she reminds her that she turned down televised belly flopping for a buck, unlike HER. Kim Richards should be the LAST Housewife to EVER claim high standard pride…ask anyone “close to her.”

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Lisa clears up rumors about her having eating issues, Eileen confirms that she has always been naturally thin, and Brandi loftily states that she never would be so judgmental as to assume an eating disorder, just because she has never seen Lisa eat as much as an almond.  Lisa disagrees, and nails her for texting her (probably tanked), calling her an anorexic hag.  Brandi denies it, along with a half dozen other instances where she can’t remember what she slurred at any given time. Kyle brings up the now infamous rogue tampon string, and Brandi hits her with her worn out menopause insult, forgetting that if she follows Kyle’s alleged timeline, she herself won’t have to worry about hammered tampon wearing in about four years.

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Brandi’s panting attempts to reconcile with Lisa are remembered, and the slap heard around Amsterdam replays. Andy believes that Queen Lisa was too hard on Brandi at the finale party, and Lisa shoots back that she didn’t want to talk to her, period. Lisa points out that whenever things are going well, Brandi works to cause strife. Brandi blasts Kyle for smoking pot and spreading rumors about Lisa, as we watch Brandi spill the gossip to Lisa herself in Amsterdam. Kyle becomes unglued, and mutual hatred is expressed, through a lot of yelling.  

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Eileen and Queen Lisa try to explain how Brandi’s pranks feel like violations, and Brandi calls foul to being labeled the only meanie pants in the group. She accuses Lisa of saying some rude things about Amsterdam Andre, and Andy jumps on the chance to ask for an update. Brandi proudly catches us up on the boy toy love affair, claiming that they are still chatting.  She crassly throws out that they had extra youthful intercourse twice in Amsterdam, which invites an envious giggling high five from Andy. Queen Lisa is repulsed, being that Andre was a childhood pal of her son’s, and spills that Andre told her that Brandi was too old and drunk to do the deed.  

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Brandi calls Lisa mean for minimizing her slutty prowess, accuses her of wanting the Dutch boy for herself, indicating that Lisa is deluding herself if she thinks that she could ever in her wildest dreams match such a pinnacle of whore-dom. Everyone is mortified by Brandi’s mouth, except Andy who is still marveling at her conquest. Queen Lisa runs down Brandi’s gross antics one more time, and Andy compares her to Kingsley on his worst day. Brandi gets peeved, and Andy falls all over himself trying to explain that he was defending her sloshed frolicking. Brandi shares that her dream is to beat the junk out of Kyle as we wrap part one. One down, two to go!

 

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  • Sophia Z.

    LMAO at Lisa V. wanting the Dutch BOY for herself. Getting into the pea brain of Brandi is sometimes comical.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Andy and Brandi just don’t get it – if LisaV was just grossed out by Amsterboy’s age then she would have also been disgusted by the removal guy that Brandi bragged about banging too. This was about Amsterboy being her son’s friend and yes that is gross that Brandi meets this dude and a few hours later is in bed with him. Brandi really cannot take it when people call her out. She claims she can brush it off but she is the first person to bleat. Kim is basically blackmailing anyone that dares mention her drink problem or dog but threatening to tell stories about them or their husbands or children – she is a disgusting excuse of a human being.

    • Jennymckitty

      ITA. Can you imagine a 40+ year old man talking about your daughter’s 23 year old childhood friend….describing her “beautiful” lady parts. I think people would be outraged. Why the double standard? Why does Brandi have to talk about a hook up like a high school jock in the locker room? And saying that others are jealous. I seriously doubt any of them are jealous.
      Kim is a nasty piece of work. She is going to bring up people’s family once to often to the wrong person and they are going to expose some secrets about her child. Do you think she has always been a mean girl or is this because of her addictions?

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        That’s so true. I hate when women say “well if guys can do it” like some seedy men’s behavior is what we should aspire to!! Brandi slept with that guy just to get at LisaV. I don’t get how a 43 year old woman end up in the sack with a friends son’s friend that quickly after meeting him only hours earlier. Weird.
        That’s the thing with both Kim and Brandi – none of the other HWs talk about off camera stuff and we can be sure that Kim and Brandi have a whole load of stories that the others could spill – but yet they continually do it to others. I think she is just mean, I bet she has held her family hostage to her behavior for years. She comes across as an entitled spoilt child star and I bet she is like that even without drink/drugs.

        • Guardian

          “Hostage” – key word.

        • ldeimler

          ITA. I am also so tired of her claiming she supported her family as a child. She had what?? Maybe a ten year career and kids weren’t paid that much back in her day. I’m sure the family had other income besides hers. They lived in Beverly Hills for Gods sake!! She never got over herself.

          • Margroc

            I just rewatched season 1, Kyle said that as soon as she turned 18 she got her trust money from acting and first thing bought herself a fancy car. She also said at the reunion that year that KIm did not support them, their parents had their own house and their father supported them, although she did buy Kyle a car.

          • ldeimler

            Agree. There is also the Coogan law which makes parents of kid actors save a certain percent of the income. Kim is so full of it and she has so many people believing her. Mauricio has supported Kim. Now let Brandi support her who also has no money.

          • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

            Exactly! And even if Big Kathy was buying homes etc with Kim’s acting money that isn’t Kyle’s fault – she was only a kid too. Kim wants her to spend the rest of her days grovelling to her and give her the Palm Springs home because of that?

          • ldeimler

            There is never enough for Kim. I would love to know why she feels so entitled!

      • Guardian

        I wondered the same thing about Kim and have concluded that with or without her substance(s) abuse, she is extremely immature – rather like a spoiled brat. She has no impulse control, cannot communicate on an adult level and displays the same tactics/tantrums one sees in toddlers. There is no question IMO that she has been indulged and catered to her entire life which has lead to a blind sense of entitlement. She has no time for, nor does she recognize logic or the truth, let alone responsibility. It all begins and ends with her. I can see why she and Brandi are “friends” – code for dysfunctional, mutual enablers. They live by the adage of, “Fix the rest of the world, I am not broken.” While in fact, they live in pieces.

  • doggiedaddy

    Kim is the personification of a spoiled, narcissistic and delusional brat. She’s the poster child for why you shouldn’t let your child go into ‘the biz’ and what happens when parents don’t instill some sort of moral center to their young. Her mother really did a number on her and no amount of counseling may help at this point.

    As far as Brandi goes, she suffers from what my sister has – The louder I yell, the more I’m right and your wrong complex. God help her children.

    • Marsbars09

      That sounds like Nene.

  • Norrth

    Brandi thought the reunion would vindicate her. Unless that happens in the next two reunion shows, it was just more of the sad same. Other than Porsha, I can’t remember a worse, more hateful, reunion appearance.

    • Jennymckitty

      I think it is going to get worse, North. Do you think that Andy was getting upset with Brandi? He looked kind of bothered when she told him to STFU and that she wasn’t going to take abuse from him. And he also looked a bit upset with her when she called Kyle a “c”. It could have been editing.

    • Guardian

      I think she has vindictive and vindicated confused. Her behavior and responses were such last night that all I thought she “accomplished” was highlighting what an idiot she is.

      • Dani-K

        ROFL

  • rasta

    Can’t wait for part 2. Kim seems to be lit on something. Depending on how long this reuniontakes she’she’s probably gonna combust!

    • ldeimler

      She’s loaded for bear!!

  • itsjustme

    Brandi is just a nasty, vile piece of work. What 40 something person speaks the way she does? Talking about whoring around with a boy who is young enough to be her son? YUCK!!!
    I found it very interesting towards the end when LVP made a comment (I can’t remember her exact words) something about how she will never have anything to do with Brandi again. Making me believe that she will NOT be seen in public if Brandi is around in the future. It is my hope the powers that be take LVP serious and DO NOT have Brandi on next season.

    • Dani-K

      Do you think that deep, deep, deep inside there is a nice Brandi? Maybe getting off the show would be a blessing for her. The last 30 min of the reunion was very uncomfortable. And Andy’s backpedaling about the dog comment was confusing. How was he coming to her defense by comparing her to a dog? I think Brandi scares him.

      • italiano bambino

        That was so wrong i don’t give two cents about been my boss if he ir her compare me with a dog i be telling him up too.

        • ldeimler

          Ya gotta admit it was a good one. I had to rewind to hear if i really heard that.

      • ldeimler

        i can see your point but i also think she needs the dog whisper.

      • Brattus Rattus

        Ummmm You have seen Andy, right? My 15 year old niece could take Andy out. I’m sure Brandi scares the crap outta him. She might throw wine on him or tell a secret or something. LOL Brandi is all mouth. Ask that kid in Amsterdam. He’ll prolly agree.

      • itsjustme

        See, I saw Andy’s comment totally different. I didn’t see him “comparing” her to her dog, or calling her a dog. What I heard was him making an analogy of if she were playing with her dog and her dog accidently bit her during that play. The dog having gotten to excited over the play and biting. Just like Brandi taking her “jokes” too far.

        • Sunny

          I agree, I don’t think Andy was aware of how she would perceive it. Brandi ‘went there’ because she has low self esteem.

      • MorningYawn

        I also thought comparing her to a biting dog hit too close to home with the Kingsley / alexia situation. I’d have stayed far away from that analogy!

      • C.R.

        I think Vanderpump scares Andy the most.

  • itsjustme

    OH ,oh, oh…sorry about a second post…but I just about busted a gut when Kim tried to insinuate she has so many offers coming in that she can pick and choose which jobs she takes. I mean SERIOUSLY KIM!!! We all know you have VERY FEW offers and you take what you can. It has NOTHING to do with pride and everything to do with the fact everyone in Hollywood sees you as a liability. Atleast LR has been a working actress for over 20 yrs almost non stop. YOU KIM on the other hand (my opinion) are only getting the few jobs you are now because of your exposure on RHOBH. You haven’t consistently worked in over 30 years. The only thing you’ve done consistently in your adult life is ruin every relationship you’ve ever had because of your addiction and unwillingness to admit when your wrong. NO KIM it ISN’T other peoples fault when you act like a nasty human being.

    • Guardian

      Well said.

    • Sunny

      Preach!

  • RonnieIsBack

    Love the recap Beach and I watched at 6:30 am this morning. Yep my life but I spent the night in my mom’s hopsital room so I have to fit it in where I can. This recap helped bc I was half sleep (back at work).
    Brandi is a nasty bish…and Kim is WORST SISTER EVAH. How in the hell do you let your friend call your sister on national TV a effin c$nt? Andy even had her repeat it, the messy queen and she did and Kim didnt’ blink.
    Bish.
    Glad Lisa V is handing Brandi her azz…YoLemons can suck it…stop with the effing excuses..she is trash (brandi)
    Spanx dress – PURFECT! – looking like a human condom.

    • Jennymckitty

      Ronnie, sorry to read this about your mom. Prayer…positive thoughts…to you and your family.

      • nan/4

        Same here Ronnie. My thoughts and prayers are with you at this very difficult time.

        All my best….

        P.S. Hi Jenny!

        • Jennymckitty

          Hey Nan❤️

    • Marsbars09

      First of all, I’d like to wish your mommy a safe and speedy recovery. I hope she recovers well.
      I co-sign on your comment. Brandi has got to be the most vile and uncouth housewife ever. If Brandi would have called me that awful word I would have gotten up and punched her in the face.
      Kim and Kyle are not on speaking terms. Perhaps that’s why Kim didn’t defend her sister.
      I’m glad Kim and LVP were handing Brandi’s flat ass TOGETHER on national TV. That was great!
      I think Brandi has something on Yo, that’s why she was defending her.
      If I were Andy and Brandi told me to f— off I would have told her I compared her to a dog because she behaves like a rabid dog.
      Spans dress looking like a human condom. *DEAD*

      • MorningYawn

        Kyle and Kim are t speaking but when Rinna went off on twitter about Kim, Kyle said it was uncool. That’s l Kim needed to say. Who is the good sis?

    • Bad Barbie

      (Hungs to you and momma Ronnie)

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Ronnie…hope your mom is feeling better…prayers and happy thoughts sent your way. 🙂 OMG human condom, how perf, and Brandi would probably be consider it a compliment.

    • MorningYawn

      Hugs to you Ronnie! I hope Kathy is equally appalled that Kim said nothing about Brandi’s remark to Kyle. The good sister needs to set Kim straight!

    • Sophia Z.

      I hope your Mom is doing better. xox

  • disqus_jpuxh67QSR

    Teresa Giudice prison pictures are on The London Daily Mail UK along with an interview from Joe. Maybe this is why he is not going to see her. The article says he took the picture, but it is a staged backdrop.

    • ldeimler

      The article also says Teresa’s plight inspired the TV show Orange is the new black. Who the hell is this writer and also how did this pass an editor? Joe also said this is no big deal and they will come back for the right price.. These people just don’t get it .

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        Lovely picture for the family album – who wants a reminder of when mommy was in prison?!!! Laughing at Joe saying that “the numbers would have to be big” for them to go back on RHONJ. Like they have much choice. He starting to look like Lisa Minnelli’s ex David Guest.

        • ldeimler

          I wish I could fast forward 5 years in time and see this delusional family. Don”t people know the definition of Karma??

    • Marsbars09

      Hi disq! I just posted a comment about that. Doesn’t Tre look different?

  • nan/4

    They say that dogs and their owners begin to look alike. I could definitely see that last night. Kim looked like her pit bull Kingsley, ready to rip someone apart! No kidding! She was sitting there ready to attack….

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Nan! Kim’s face looked like worn leather. What’s up with her skin?

      • nan/4

        Hey there Marsie! It looks like Kimmy spent a LOT of time in the sun working on her tan. That and heavy smoking has a tendency to make skin look like that. EWW!

        Have a good one sweetie! 🙂
        xo

    • Yolie

      Holy Shiz, Brandi’s face last night… she is 2/3’s of the way to being The internet plastic surgery cat faced lady.

      • Bad Barbie

        She can’t even move her lips.

      • Guardian

        Or a blow up doll.

    • Bad Barbie

      I think Kingsley looks like her. She was always this rabid mean witch, she was just drunk happy for a few decades.

      • nan/4

        Hi BB. Hope you’re doing well! 🙂

  • Brattus Rattus

    Ok, I haven’t been able to watch the reunion yet but I did just read Yolanda’s blog. Give. Me. A. Break. After I got thru her 20 page diatribe on Lyme’s, she finally spoke of the reunion. All she did was give Brandi and Kim a free pass and blame the other’s for being mean. She didn’t mention names, but that’s how it read. I’m waiting to read you’re take, Beach, because you always give me the real deal and I don’t want to ruin it like I did with The Walking Dead. LOL Friggin Yolanda….

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      Yolanda wrote a BLOG??? *faints*. When Kim writes one I will see that as a sign that the world is ending.

      • Brattus Rattus

        Yeah… Yolanda uses her disease when she needs to. Kim is just an idiot.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          It’s Yo’s get out of jail free card for the reunions for sure. No questions asked about her snippy comments regarding LisaV this season.

          • Brattus Rattus

            Totally. During filming, too. Not a fan.

          • Guardian

            Exactly.

        • twifan2

          It’s as if Yo is setting herself up as the ‘poor, sick’ wife. JUST in case King David is out looking for a ‘younger’ model. :/

          • Guardian

            I have no doubt that she is really ill but don’t think all of these alternative treatments she is trying are helping – could be working against her. As for her stance with B & K – the point she is trying to make/teach them is lost on them as we all know. They simply use it as validation for their behavior – poor abused victims that they are. Everyone knows that if you don’t take the trash out, it will stink up everything and these two have definitely stunk up this show.

          • Brattus Rattus

            Without a doubt. She’s very superficial but not stupid. If things with David don’t work out, she might consider finding a man that isn’t a shallow POS.
            Just a thought.

      • ldeimler

        The Gospel according to St. Yolanda.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          The One Housewife of the Apocalypse.

          • ldeimler

            hahaha

      • ldeimler

        I think Kim’s Blogger quit.

        • RealitytvJunkie

          That explains it!

        • Bad Barbie

          Or Kingsley ate the drafts

          • ldeimler

            Good One

          • Guardian

            Or the blogger.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      The way Brandi devalues women of a certain age by her comments, old, menopausal and sexually undesirable, and this coming from a middle aged woman is truly despicable. I don’t think she’ll be able to give that wine away let alone sell it. I won’t be buying it. IMHO.

      • Brattus Rattus

        Yep! I bought LVP’s but won’t buy anything with Brandi’s name on it. And I hate to tell her, she’s like 1-2 years from peri-menopause if she isn’t there already. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s why she’s so obsessed with the whole thing.

      • Bad Barbie

        I am waiting for someone in the group to tell her to STFU because she is the same age and acting like a teenager. That shyte is whack!

        I think this is the reason that she disliked Joyce. Joyce was younger, a real beauty queen and married to a gazillionaire. Joyce was all that Brandi will never be. She tried being a runway model back in the days and Givenchy sent her home because her neck was too short. LMAOOOOOOOO

        • ldeimler

          That was so sad the way she treated Joyce aka Horsey. Who does that??

    • BeachSpin

      Oh yikes, that means I have to read it though LOL…I don’t doubt your assessment. I was glad she left early, she brought nothing to the table last night.

  • Marsbars09

    O/T: But has anyone seen the picture of Tre in her prison wear? If it’s real, I believe it’s on the cover of US or InTouch Weekly.
    Tre looks kind of haggard and bloated in the face. Not the Tre we’re used to seeing.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      It has to be real – no way would Teresa wear her hair like that unless she was forced to. Joe is a few crucifix earrings away from David Guest in that interview.

      • ldeimler

        LOL

      • ldeimler

        Joe is looking better without Tre.

      • Sophia Z.

        OMG! That’s bad.

    • Bad Barbie

      Based on her uniform and that background it looks very real. Those are Fed Greens! Contrary to popular belief, general population doesn’t wear orange uniform at these fed camps, segregated inmates do.

  • Marsbars09

    Part one went off with a bang! Trashy Brandi didn’t disappoint.
    The highlights were Brandi telling Andy “F— you” when he compared her to a dog. Brandi deflecting her drinking problem by pointing out other people’s issues.
    I can’t wait for part 2.

    • Marsbars09

      Oh I forgot! Brandi calling Kyle a c—. I would have gotten up and punched Brandi in her Botoxed face.

      • ldeimler

        Her sister should have punched Brandi!!

        • Bad Barbie

          Her sister is loving this. Don’t you see that smirk? For someone that cries so much about Kyle not having her back…

          • ldeimler

            You could see the glee in Kims’ face.

          • Bad Barbie

            For real!

  • Dave

    Is anyone going to address Brandi’s “Can I eat your pu$$y?” comment and please someone get a message to Brandi she needs to shampoo that rats nest she calls hair and get a new hairdresser.

  • Yolie

    Brandi is jealous of Kyle’s gorgeous husband and happy home life. Her constant declarations about the wondrous monthly recurrence of her period just proves how youth-obsessed she is, not how ‘old’ Kyle or any of the other ladies are. She’s a child. Thank you, Andy, for making her repeat the see-you-next-Tuesday comment. I’m sure he heard, but made her say it again. You could see on her face that she’d gone too far and was embarrassed. ‘What? Oh, me? What I said? Hmmm, let me think.’ Then we she realized she couldn’t get around it, she went ahead and said it again. Everyone’s disgusted looks were exactly what a comment like that deserves.

    • MorningYawn

      Good one! Forgot about that! And Brandi said she was vindicated… That was not an act or look of vindication! How low can you go, girl?

  • Bad Barbie

    This is a 3 part reunion? WHYYYY??? They are def not dressed up to part this time. Too basic.

    Brandi is seriously out of line. She needs to go! This girl is pure trash and has no place with this group. By BH standards, she is broke, classless and jobless… She is not a model, actress, mogul or even mistress. Next!

    The things she says about Lisa. Well, Lisa would be laughing if she was saying it to someone else. I didn’t forget how she used to laugh at this very same behavior towards Adrienne, Kyle, Kim, Joyce, etc. I always said it that this day would come. People’s actions are true indicator of future behavior with that said, she is DISGUSTING!

    Lisa can have any young buck if she was a disloyal wife, even from her own staff! She has class, money and looks damn good for her age. Any young dude will find her fascinating and not like easy pus. So STFU BRANDI!

    If I were Kyle, I would slap the ish out of Kim already. Kim doing what Kim does best… “You want me to tell the real story, cause you are not going to like it”. That is her intimidation tactic and too bad that it has worked for all these years. Tell her to tell the story, Kyle! So she can fack herself in court with the other case by her own admission.

    Kim telling LisaR that she has more pride than her… what a joke! Really Kim? YOu have pride to turn down gigs maybe because Mauricio gives you money because it can’t be that you REALLY have pride. We have seen you drunk, high and pooped on. GTFOH with your broke “pride”!

    Hope Yo gets better. She was fun this season.

    LisaR and Eileen don’t be having the abuse and disrespect. I hope they come back next season.

    • ldeimler

      Agree. I wish Kyle would look Kim in the face and tell her “Okay Kim. What is the real story. My kid made your dog almost bite my kids’ hand off?” Kim would shut her mouth cause there is no excuse. Kim just always wants to be right.

      • Bad Barbie

        Kim uses that idle threat to intimidate people so they can back off. She did the same with LisaR with the “let’s talk about the husband” and she almost got her neck snapped like a Hen! That would have been me on that table I would have said “NO THE FACK WE ARE NOT going to talk about my husband. We are going to talk about YOU and only YOU”. She most likely knew that Harry is a sensitive button for Lisa and tried it.

        • Guardian

          . . . and admitted that it was a lie, that she had nothing on him. Kim has no boundaries, no sense and I don’t understand why people entertain her when she tries to intimidate them. They need to just ignore it and keep bringing it back to HER. One thing Kim can’t handle – herself.

          • Bad Barbie

            #plonk!

      • itsjustme

        When the whole dog attack happened Kim had already “told the story”. The story being it was Alexia’s fault she got bit because she went into the bedroom the dog was in without permission. Now be that as it may, it still doesn’t excuse the fact Kim has a vicious dog and it is ultimately Kims responsibility to make certain there Is no way the dog can harm anyone in her home.

        • ldeimler

          When Kim explains something the key word id BUT. It means she has an excuse.

          • Guardian

            That, and she’s a stranger to the truth.

      • Addie2U

        If you watch the upcoming preview where Kim says “At this point right now, I am really ok with just the way things are. This relationship for me . . . . I mean I’m happy in my life right now is what I’m saying”. Kyle, clearly hurt says (paraphrasing): “okay but if/when we do sit down let’s be honest.” The look on Kim’s face says it all – she knows that Kyle know, she’s LYING!!

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Well said! Kim is completely psychotic and has allowed an unfathomable thing to happen: I’m on Kyle’s side. Can’t wait to see how this plays out in the next couple of weeks! Kim’s “kooky” post-rehab self, replete with silly but innocuous ramblings is gone – she’s now an angry, aggressive, downright cruel person, with major unresolved issues and a questionable ax to grind.

      • Bad Barbie

        Because now we get to see the “sober” Kim. She is only happy when she is drunk and high.

        • RealitytvJunkie

          You nailed it. When she’s sober, she’s mean spirited and terminating the relationship with Kyle is the big power card she holds. It’s the one thing she can do to hurt her sister. Kim is cunning and a dirty fighter.

      • BeachSpin

        IKR..she’s a vile witch drunk or sober.

    • MorningYawn

      Co-sign!

  • MorningYawn

    Good stuff Beach!! I get Yo’s not defending Bella because that would permit Brandi to deflect the conversation. I couldn’t have had that much reserve. While it did seem that LVP defended Bella more than Yo, LVP needs to remember that she was in that exact spot previously- defending the in defensible (Adrienne’s surrogacy, for one)

    • RealitytvJunkie

      You make some valid points. I forgot about LVP doing that.

      • MorningYawn

        Why thank ya

  • italiano bambino

    For once im glad the brandi and lisa V friendship is over. Don’t want to see this friendship fallout storyline play out EVERY season. Now brandi got a mouth on her but im happy FINALLY told andy to fuck you. Kyle ain’t fooling me. That woman has a bunch a skeletons in her closed that doesn’t want Beverly Hills to find out. I like sober rambling. If yolanda leaves next season well that sucks. Lisa rina can continue her rant her twitters about kim richards. Eileen why is she there????

  • Chloe

    I love your blogs, Beach Spin. Your wit is unmatchable. Brandi’s face is atrocious. If you don’t want to be the dog in the metaphor maybe don’t act like a dog. Basically if people are weaving you into unflattering metaphors, but you’re trying to prove them wrong, don’t live up to every single one of their expectations. The woman is just not smart. The hole she has dug herself into is so deep she might have reached the center of the Earth.

    • BeachSpin

      Awww…thank you Chloe! Your comments are always spot on…GMTA!! 🙂

  • T’s Martini Lounge

    I don’t like Kyle’s new face. I didn’t like the other one either though. Always a Kyle hater here.

    For all the promo and build up, this episode was boring. ZZZZZ

  • twifan2

    I thought Brandi looked good with her puffed up face. 😉
    People were putting Brandi on blast last nite on Twit! 😀

  • Trippinhhard

    Can anyone answer this question, why isn’t ATL HWS ON DEMAND ALL THE OTHER HWS SHOWS ARE ON DEMAND?? Just asking

  • chacha1

    Oh brother Yolanda wrote on her blog that she has another disease called the Q Disease that she got when she was 12 when a cow sucked her chin (this is true) so I am thinking when you go to the doctor for the first time and you fill out the papers with the questions about your medical history is should say
    1. Have you ever had a heart attack Y___ N __
    2. Has a cow ever sucked your chin Y___ N__ etc.

    • doggiedaddy

      April Fools or not, that is funny.

      • chacha1

        I wish it was an AF joke but Yolanda really wrote that on her blog

  • Jennymckitty

    The most distressing part of last night’s reunion was finding out Kim is going to be in Sharknado 3. Whyyyy. I was really looking forward to it and now it is just ruined for me.

    • twifan2

      OMG NO!
      Only thing is that I hope she meets a hilarious death on that! 🙂

      • Jennymckitty

        I hope within the first five minutes. I was so looking forward to seeing it.

        • twifan2

          Do you know if Daniel Radcliff is going to be in it? Harry Potter.-he wanted to be in the next one. 🙂

  • C.R.

    One of my favorite quotes from the reunion: “At this point right now, I’m really okay with things just the way they are.” Kim Richards

  • Sunny

    Great blog, it was so much fun to read, and so right on, that I didn’t want it to end! Thanks Beach Spin!

    • BeachSpin

      Wow…thank YOU for your support and your kind words! 🙂

  • GinaXOXO

    Another great blog Beach Spin. I enjoy your take on RHOBH.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks so much Gina…I’m going to miss snarking on this mess!

  • Sophia Z.

    Brandi’s blog is up. What a bunch of hogwash. She does not even seem to understand her audience as apparently she thinks Americans are a bunch of idiots that don’t see through her bs.

    • Addie2U

      She’s an idiot. She actually has the audacity (or stupidity) to blame Yolanda for misunderstand her throwing Bella under the bus because she speaks several languages!! What’s her excuse for the millions of viewers that also “misinterpreted her comment”??!!

      • Sophia Z.

        She’s stupid. Stupid people think that we believe their stupidity. That’s called stupid and it never ceases to amaze me. They go with habitual liars, they think people believe their lies when we can see right through them. And that in a nutshell, describes some of Brandi’s bad behavior.

        Which makes me wonder if Bravo is paying Yolanda extra $$ to stick up for her. That, or Yolanda needs to be inducted into sainthood.

        😉

        • chacha1

          Brandi has something BIG on Yolanda

          • Sophia Z.

            Really? What?

  • misstc

    Is it just me? or is Blandie looking bloated??

    • Sophia Z.

      Bloated? Botoxed is more like it. Mixed in with several prescription drugs, alcohol and (hopefully) early onset of menopause. 😉

    • Southernblueyedgrl

      Drugs and drinking will do that to ya.