Saturday Funnies: What Will March 31st Bring Joe Giudice?

Posted on Mar 28 2015 - 7:13am by Trixie Felonabulous

Juicy is scheduled to go before Judge Adam E. Jacobs that day. But Juicy has a plan to sway the judge not to take his driver’s license away.

 

That won’t work! Judge Jacobs will take drastic measures to have Juicy’s car impounded!

not going any where

 

So now Juicy will have to be ‘chauffeured’ around. Some of the other Housewives have offered to help him visit Tre at ‘camp’. Bus Route 1 will be Brandi’s.

th-3

 

Route 2 will be Nene’s

Nene drives

 

Juicy can always use his own power to get around.He just has to be mindful of pedestrians!

Big_mama n juicy
 

Juicy tried riding Tre’s bike, but the neighborhood kids kept making fun of him

unicron_bike-2
 

Juicy may have to try some Trelusional methods!

 

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  • BaybeK8s

    Happy weekend AAtT Family! Oh Boy, Stuart (Nene) driving Juicy around is just too much for me to handle this a.m. Thanks @twifan2. Your on your game as usual. ((Big hugs))

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi BaybeK8s! 🙂

  • Hahahaha!! The best is Joe on the bike with the unicorn!! Bwahahahaha!!!

    Happy Saturday All.

    • Jennymckitty

      Happy Saturday, Suess. Hope you have a great day,

  • Jennymckitty

    This is great, Twi. Everyone, hope you have a great day!

  • Pinkie31

    LoL !!!

  • WestCoastFeed

    Another smiling Saturday from Trixie!!!

  • Vince Foster, Jr.

    I bet Leopard Man wishes he was a unicorn.

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Vince! 🙂
      What makes you think he doesn’t already think he is one? 😉

    • Raine Woman

      I thought he was…..

  • Marsbars09

    Great funnies Twi! I especially like the video where Joe is singing to the judge that he’ll keep breaking the law over and over again. I also like the caption with Joe riding the unicorn bicycle to visit Tre.

  • Marsbars09

    Slightly OT: I read a report that Tre does not want Joe to visit her in prison anymore because of the rampant rumors of him cheating. What difference does it make if Joe is cheating or not? Tre stuck by him when the rumors were swirling a couple of years ago.

    • Raine Woman

      Great point, Mars!

  • twifan2

    Hope everybody is having a great WARM Saturday! 🙂

    • Marsbars09

      I am!
      Has God smiled in your part of the country yet? 😉

      • twifan2

        He kind of chuckled at us today, Mars. 🙂
        Have a sunny day, BUT cold! bbbbrrrr
        Tonite it’ll get down to 22F. 😮

  • twifan2

    OT moment here. 🙂
    SO, Tre is ‘looking around’ for a publishing house to publish her Prison Tell All book? BUT doesn’t she have to go thru NBC=Bravo’s publisher?
    Also, Bravo will still get 10% from her sales even if she does goes to another publishing house.IF someone will.

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Twi! If Tre has no contract with Bravo I don’t see why she has to get their permission.
      Also, if she is not contractually bound to Bravo I don’t see why she would have to pay them anything.

      • twifan2

        In their Bravo contract, they are still ‘obligated’ to Bravo for 2 yrs after their last signed contract.

        • Marsbars09

          That sucks.

          • twifan2

            They signed them. They have to live with it.
            I’m wondering IF Tre will re-sign with Bravo this coming season. They desperately need the cash! & I don’t think any other production company will sign her.
            What you think, Mars?

          • Marsbars09

            I figure Tre will be desperate for cash once she is released from prison. She might return to Bravo to make a quick & easy buck, however, she will return to that vicious cycle of the RH franchise.
            Tre is screwed either way. If she returns to Bravo & publishes the book, she will be very vulnerable to the creditors in which she owes. I don’t think she will ever hit pay dirt as long as she lives because she owes so much money.

          • twifan2

            ITA with you, Mars!
            Tre’s fifteen minutes is over! She’ll never have the backing she had. & with Juicy in prison when she gets out, she’ll have to figure out how to actually run a household. I think she let Juicy handle it all.
            Do you think she’ll divorce Juicy?

          • Marsbars09

            I’m going to say Tre will divorce Joe because with him being locked up for 4 years he will no longer serve a purpose for Tre. Remember, Tre is about Tre.

          • twifan2

            I keep going back & forth with that one Mars. :/
            Yes, Juicy has served his purpose. BUT she could use him for a bit longer when he’s ‘away’. Use the ‘Poor me. I’m a single parent now. The love of my life is in prison’ angle for all it’s worth.
            The other part is, that she’ll divorce him within 6 months that he’s ‘away’. That way she won’t have to ‘incur’ anymore of his debts, just her own-that she’ll never repay. :/

          • Raine Woman

            Do you really think Bravo will resign her?

          • twifan2

            Yep. They’ll try to squeeze all they can from her. Especially after she leaves prison.
            They might not pay her a lot tho.

          • Raine Woman

            I think they’re done with her. Sure Bravo will get what they can when she’s released from prison but I think as a whole, she’s done. The public has spoken and NBC listens.

          • twifan2

            This could just be her last 2 yr contract with Bravo. 🙂
            That smug egotistical attitude of hers won’t get her any sympathy from people!

          • Raine Woman

            Exactly!

          • Marsbars09

            ITA.

      • twifan2

        PLUS, she’ll have to be careful how her book is written.
        She could get the proceeds from that book garnished by her creditors. 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          That’s right.

  • Marsbars09

    Hey! Where is everybody on this gorgeous Saturday?

    • twifan2

      I guess everyone is out enjoying the sunny day while they can, Mars! 🙂

    • Raine Woman

      Hey Marsie! Gorgeous is subjective, it’s snowing here…again. Get out there and enjoy!

      • twifan2

        🙁
        I’ll have ice in the a.m. tomorrow.

        • Raine Woman

          Now I feel better, thanks! 🙂

          • twifan2

            You’ll feel even better when you see Chats slide down the driveway & can’t sink his claws into the ice! 😀

          • Raine Woman

            If you truly care about my mental stability, you’ll send a video!

          • twifan2

            I was thinking of putting it on Vine.
            I’ll have to use a wide lens with him tho! 😀

          • Raine Woman

            I have one if you need it.

          • twifan2

            Thank you! But with Chats, I had to get one years ago. :/
            Fat cat knows no diet! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            Chats is a chunky thang!

      • Marsbars09

        Hi Raine! Sorry honey, I forgot about my East Coast family members.
        Please stay warm!

        • Raine Woman

          Mars, I think next year we should trades houses for half a year. You are always looking for a new workout…shoveling is a great all over workout. What do you say?

          • Marsbars09

            You’re so funny Raine! I am a Southern Cali girl. I am way too spoiled by the great weather to move back East.
            I’ll stick to learning a new exercise right in my own backyard.

          • Raine Woman

            Which part of that sounded like I was kidding?!?

            Have a great weekend, Marsie! 🙂

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! You too dear!

  • Raine Woman

    I could watch your videos all day, twi! I love Joe on the unicorn, an elusive creature that’s as rare as the TRUTH to a Guidice. Thanks!

    • twifan2

      Hi Hi Raine! 🙂
      How’s it going? Having a sunny day there?

      • Raine Woman

        Bite me, it’s snowing!

        • twifan2

          :p
          😀
          The wind here cuts thru you like a cold knife! 😮
          Looks nice when you’re indoors tho. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Looks really nice here too, the trees are encased in snow. I was just enjoying the first signs of my lawn…. 🙁

          • twifan2

            😀
            All the blooming plants are under old blankets, towels, rags here. Looks colorful again.

  • twifan2

    What ever happened to those prison photos of Tre?
    Anyone see them yet?

    • WestCoastFeed

      The Teresa fan page who gets all her info from Pete & Sheila says there are no photos taken by any hidden cameras.

      • twifan2

        The ones they can pay $5 to get taken by the prison, are the ones I’m speaking of, WCF.
        I’m thinking they didn’t get the price they wanted. No one wanted them that badly. That US mag was just a rumor.

        • WestCoastFeed

          And isn’t it interesting that the fan page was pretty specific about no one sneaking a camera in, and said nothing about the polaroids the prison cameraman will take for a fee.

          • twifan2

            They may have wanted the hype from it, to up the price of them-imo.
            WCF, do you remember how much Tre & Juicy have to pay back to the court?
            That must be cutting into the household budget badly by now, IF it’s true that Juicy is letting the MacMansion go into foreclosure.

          • WestCoastFeed

            It was $415+K dollars of which they have paid $200K. The court was setting up a restitution plan for them to repay the rest.

          • twifan2

            Whoa! They are in a pretty financial pickle!

  • WestCoastFeed

    There’s a CDAN blind item about Teresa that claims she is working on landing a cooking show on another channel. along with another cookbook. Plus that she has been in contact with Nene discussing methods of breaking her Bravo rights of refusal contract. Evidently she wants nothing more to do with Bravo. I guess she figures it’s Bravo’s fault that she is in prison.

    • twifan2

      😀
      Knew that was coming! Bravo has her tied to them! She doesn’t have the $ to fight NBC=Bravo!
      Why ask Nene tho? :/

      • WestCoastFeed

        Maybe Nene got out of her contract with some of those gigs she landed.

        • twifan2

          Don’t think so, WCF.
          Most of them were NBC backed.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Zumantiy and Cinderella, too?

          • twifan2

            Yep. Look at the manifest of the shows.

          • WestCoastFeed

            Interesting. Maybe it’s just because she knows Nene also wants out from under Bravo.

          • twifan2

            NBC has holdings in a lot of entertainment venues. As do the other networks.
            Didn’t Nene also say she would visit Tre while she was in prison?
            PLUS Nene is ‘the highest paid’ Bravo HW.

      • honeybunny

        Gotta love those bravo contracts…they are like being in prison. Those ladies can’t do anything without bravo getting a piece of it. And I’m sure they got their cut of Nenes zumanity and Cinderella checks. No different from those American idol contracts

    • twifan2

      DANG! that woman is Trelusional! :
      ‘She is also going to stick it to her old bosses by giving an interview to a different network when she gets out.’
      She forgot how Bravo didn’t let her do the first interview after they were sentenced with anyone else BUT Bravo.

    • twifan2

      This is what she ‘considers cooking’?! :/

    • I think it’s the other way around. Bravo didn’t give her the BIG $$$ for her “countdown to lockdown” & surrender series so like the typical baby she is, she wants out. She doesn’t have many options since NBC or Viacom own the big networks. She’s screwed and that nonsense about her being in contact with Nene is a lie.

      • twifan2

        Oh I believe she’s contacted Nene. Just to try & get info from her, but I don’t think it’s more than once. Maybe twice.
        Tre’s desperate for quick ca$h! She maybe hoping for a connection to get that ca$h.
        She’s in for a rude awakening! 🙂

        • I doubt she contacted Nene because her lawyer would be the one to help her get out of contracts etc. And lets say she did (hypothetically speaking) NeNe won’t respond to anything that could potentially jeopardize her relationship with Bravo.

          • twifan2

            Exactly. Nene isn’t going to help Tre. Nene’s in it for herself!
            She probably only ‘spoke’ to her once. Tre probably thought Nene could hook her up with gigs like Nene’s. Not going to happen!
            I want to see how her lawyer will do up against NBC. 🙂

          • Exactly! Her new lawyer is ill-equipped to fight that battle and Tre can’t afford power-house legal to go up against NBC.

          • twifan2

            Nor does she have the time.
            I think she’ll re-sign with Bravo. No one else will have her for the $$$ she wants. She’ll have to take Bravo offers.

          • I honestly don’t think Bravo wants her all that much.

          • twifan2

            They’ll squeeze as much $$$ as they can before they drop her.
            Harsh. But true.

        • colleen

          Oh yeah, Her family epitomizes the Disney image! lol

      • twifan2

        Don’t forget Disney=ABC

  • She Stinks!

    That jib jab is hilarious, and exactly right.

  • Trippinhhard

    OT: thank you to my ABTT bloggers, it’s been a very trying week or two, but it’s almost strange, when one day you’re looking at YOYR spouse, orating ge won’t die and in two days, it’s not LIJE anything happen.

    • twifan2

      Hope you & your hubby are doing better now, Trippin❣ 🙂
      Love❣ Hugs❣ Prayers❣ To you both-always❣ ❤