Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Old Wounds Resurface Between the Richards Sisters [Episode 18]

Posted on Mar 18 2015 - 1:34am by BeachSpin

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​​It’s a new day in Amsterdam, as we rejoin the jet setting cast of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  Flowers are a perfect remedy for covering up the stink of this trip, so the women meet up to smell the tulips and souvenir shop.  We hear of Brandi picking up a poor unsuspecting post-adolescent in her go-to neighborhood, and learn that ‘Amsterboy’ is a lad who went to school with Queen Lisa‘s son, Max.  Brandi proudly brags to Kim that she was ‘up all night’ and that Andre asked her out on a date, (in that order) which brings delighted giggles from Kim. Brandi keeps Kim amused by retelling the Queen smack story, as we watch her buy a cheap bunch of flowers to keep the rinse and repeat apology after the ‘going too far’ routine going.  The women scamper around and ooh and aah over the dollar store junk merchandise that they would never dream of looking at back home, because somehow shopping with a real Dutch gal in authentic footwear makes a tacky tourist shop, super cool.

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Brandi approaches Queen Lisa with a smirk on her face, and about a half a dozen apology bouquets, and offers her one.  Queen Lisa gives her a ‘have you seen the flowers in my palace?’ look, as Brandi bleats another whiny sorrrrry. Lisa challenges her to think before she camera hogs, and Brandi throws her a ‘dream on’ expression, behind her shades.  Queen Lisa is on her own rinse and repeat cycle, when she proclaims that Brandi’s treatment of her is unacceptable, and nails Yolanda for for being a big lemony priss in how she coddles the chronic a**hole.

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We sit in on a phone call between Lisa and Ken, and Ken expresses immediate Glanville revulsion, even before he hears about the Queen smack. Hopefully Bravo is listening to Ken’s sage “get away from her” advice when deciding on next season’s cast! Yo pops in on Brandi who is busting her hump to pull off looking 30, to try and talk some sense into her, because she is realizing that coddling a train wreck isn’t that cool after all. Yo reminds her that she’s been voted the most popular attention whoring mess, and Brandi maturely responds by pointing out that giving an hormone charged date something to brag about will be WAY more fun than hanging with women a few years older than her. Yo pulls a Captain Obvious, and comments that Brandi is exhausting and responds like a child. What is Dutch for DUH?

It’s time for dinner on the canal with Yo’s family, and with Brandi away, the women are excited for a gloriously peaceful time. Humping a 22 year old is A-OK as long as Brandi is far, far away, with the only worry being that Andre will probably jump on the phone with Max to brag about bagging an old broad. Brandi arrives at the restaurant, and commits to controlling her panting, while waiting for her overdue dutch boy.

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Back on the canal, Yo is telling a story of dating Julio Iglesias, which makes her extra fab in Lisa Rinna’s eyes. Brandi is flushed and giggly, and I’m not sure if it’s because she’s drunk, or just super youthful for the night.  The women banter about international sex games, but Brandi is doing it for real, so she declares herself the winner.

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Back in Beverly Hills, Brandi meets up with Yo at a hybrid spa/medical facility where she shares that her dad is experiencing health issues.  She is sad and scared, but begins her facial, while Yolanda gets hooked up to a vitamin drip IV, presumably prescribed by the resident spa quack. Brandi believes that Lisa R should have been hauled off by the cops, and Yo nails her for comparing one incident to behaving continuously obnoxious.  Brandi squeaks out frozen-faced droplets, and blubbers about how her weekly trashy antics are judged super harsh, while the rest of this old lady cast are let off the hook. Maybe Brandi should have just honestly expressed worried sadness over her father’s illness, but instead she brings up the excused offense of Shardgate, and the cold injustice of her constant gutter mouth, sloshed stumbling, and calculated mischief not being regularly pardoned. Yolanda reminds Brandi that she has a good heart, and informs us that it is her mission to teach Brandi that fear and rejection shouldn’t make you behave like a jerky trashbox.

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It’s time for a blast from the past, because Kim is meeting up with Adrienne and her Hoofs, to check out her latest tacky party plan, and to gossip about the trip. Kim rambles on about Lisa R questioning her identity as a non-junkie, and how she went off on her, inviting the wine tsunami. Kim leaves out all of the nasty, insulting dialogue that kicked off the festivities, and instead blames her sister for not defending her lunatic outburst.  Meanwhile, Lisa R and Kyle are having dinner, and Kyle expresses that it’s worrisome that she and Kim aren’t communicating, even in their menopausal years. Kyle wants to invite Kim for a sleepover, and Lisa agrees that it’s a great idea to deal with it…but walking away might work too. Kim is angry and hurt, because Kyle left her doused in wine, and didn’t stay and mop her off like the good sister, Kathy would have. Adrienne makes the most of her cameo, and whips out an inspiring light at the end of the tunnel, forgiveness lesson. Lisa spills to Kyle about her conversation with Brandi, and the big revelation thatBrandi knows that Kim is kinda doped is out of the bag. Lisa encourages honesty, and reminds us that the truth has to be silent, because talking about Kim’s “SITUATION” is strictly off limits.

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Kyle has a love affair with the desert, and we get an inside peek at the pricey digs that make this relationship mega comfy. The house is lovely, and as we wait for Kim to arrive,Kyle expresses worry over how Kim will take the super awkward showdown that is about to take place. We skip over to Pump where Queen Lisa is performing a gay wedding, and after the ceremony, we are back in the desert with Kyle and now Kim. Kim takes in the snazzy surroundings, and tries to not twitch and reveal her jealousy. We are reminded that Kyle bought Kathy and Kim out of their parents’ home, and how far they have come since that revealing, and pretty epic limo battle. The pair sit down to hash it out, and Kim informs Kyle that she is quite a different user than she used to be. She rambles on, blaming Lisa R for being honest out loud, and Kyle nobly defends Lisa’s motives. Kim pleads her case, and Kyle says HELLO, this is stemming from the junkie meltdown at Eileen’s house.

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Kyle resents Kim trusting Brandi over her, and spills the tea that Brandi has been high fiving Lisa R behind her back. Kim begins screeching about their parents house sale, and gets angry when Kyle catches her obvious confusion about the course of events. LIAR!! is screeched, the tears begin, hugs are given…and the “process” continues. How sadly predictable.Finale time is next week…our last episode before the sure to be crazy reunion begins!

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  • TartLemon

    The Kim (lack of) sobriety storyline is OLD–OVER–BORING. It’s been going on since episode 1, season 1. 5 seasons. Kim wants everyone to butt out of her life? Get off REALITY TV. It’s Kyle’s only storyline, too. Every single episode, every event the same.

    Here’s a solution…. Give Kim/Kyle their own spinoff so I don’t have to watch them anymore. I want to see the fabulous life of BH/Malibu.

    • MidwestMiddie

      Spot On!!!!

  • doggiedaddy

    From talk of wooden shoes in Holland to sex shows in Mexico to magicians at a tacky party (it this a party for a 4 years old?) to passive/agressive bi-polar Kimmy.

    And Oh that house!!

  • Bad Barbie

    We all just witness what Kim does when she is confronted or caught in a lie. Sad. I feel sorry for her kids.

    The maternal home saga- this was discussed back at that season’s reunion. I am not sure why Kim had to divert the subject and bring that up because this was already explained. Kim probably feels that her mother’s house was purchased with her money to begin with and if that was the case, be upset at your mom for splitting it in her will. What would have happened if her mother left the whole house to her? She couldn’t even afford 33% of expenses, LOL!
    Doesn’t sound like Kathy would have let Kyle “Steal” from Kim either.
    Nice try twisting things Kim! The minute that Kyle busted her in her lie she blasted off, as if screaming makes it true.

    Brandi- she does the same as Kim thinking that screaming the loudest gives her credibility. That whole melt down with Yoyo at the Spa was bs. Maybe she should have gone to see her dad rather than get a facial?! Good that Yo is not falling for her act and is still letting her have it. I am liking Yoyo this season and LisaV too. Brandi is finally seeing that her “jokes” are not funny and she is not liking it. F HER! Slapping someone is never a “joke”.

    And last… Kudos to Adrienne for finally getting her weave right! I still want to know why she blocked me off Twitter, LOL! I have never tweeted her and she is one of my faves… smh.

    • Jennymckitty

      ITA with the house situation. I don’t think Kathy & Rick would have allowed Kyle & Mauricio to steal the house from Kim. They allowed Kim and her family to use it, paid for its upkeep and renovations, paid property taxes and utilities on it all these years. Then they co-listed the house with Farrah & Brooke. I don’t think Kim’s daughter would have gone along with the sale if she thought her Mom was in a position to buy it back.

      • Bad Barbie

        See how fast she started screaming at Kyle when Kyle said “I have the canceled checks” and when she said something about escrow, Kim went ballistic yelling “you are lying” and the minute that Kyle said “really Kim, you want to go there let’s go…” her face was blank like Oh ish!

        Kim swears that because she yells something it makes it true.

        Fact is Kim hasn’t worked since 1985… RHOBH has been her income now and the residuals from her work back then.

        Mauricio sells properties that make him million dollar commission… he is not your local Century 21 broker and although their maternal home may have been purchased with money the mother used from Kim, that doesn’t mean that the new home was bought with Kim’s stolen money. Km loves to throw these words out to hurt her sister. Did Kathy steal from her too if she profited from the sale of her part? hmmm….

        DE. LU. SIO. NAL! (Kristen’s RHONY voice)

        • Jennymckitty

          I don’t think that Kathy profited from the sale. She sold her share to Kyle. Kim’s daughter got half of the commission.

      • MorningYawn

        To me, it sounds like the umansky’s gave Kim a pretty fair shake

    • RealitytvJunkie

      I loved that Kyle saved the cancelled checks. Because she knew the deal would come back to haunt her, that Kim would try to use it against her.

      • MorningYawn

        She has all her back up straight. Me thinks she’s been down this road (accused of lying about everything ) before!!

    • CNN

      Kim is in denial where Brandi is concerned which is a shame because Brandi is manipulating Kim into thinking that she (Brandi) cares more than her sister does. Brandi is so miserable in her own life, she has to make everyone else miserable too. Her behavior is appalling, she’s a bully, slutty, and really really mean. I hope she leaves the show.

    • BeachSpin

      I think Kim is frustrated that she has been too big a wreck to manage her life, and that includes decisions about the house, which has all this emotional value to her. Her only recourse is to screech and blame others because to blame herself would be too real and too painful. Her brain probably couldn’t even think through the logic of selling her share at the time, or she has forgotten how it all went down, so she chooses to just stay angry, and blame Kyle…that’s way easier.

    • Mentally-stunted Disney kid Kim still lives on Witch Mountain and can’t accept that her younger, prettier sister is now the star.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      Great post Bad Barbie! ITA with everything. I think Kim has been fuming since they sold the house and bought a bigger one – she expected a pay out from it and has been mad since.

      • Bad Barbie

        Yes, I agree with you too. She expected a payout from the sale but erased from her memory that she was bought out? LOL. Also, back then this was discussed at a reunion and it was said that Kim didn’t pay her portion of taxes and mortgage on the property for a while, that Kyle was covering for her. Although Kim may feel entitled to the ownership of the home because her mom may have used her money, in the real world doesn’t work that way and this was not an investment property of hers.

        Obviously the home was not paid in full if they still had a mortgage (the mom may have refi) and it was left in her mothers estates. She has imaginary rules and whoever doesn’t obey them is a “liar”. LOL She loves to make accusations about Kyle yet when Kyle has no choice but to expose the truth, she is vile? GTFOH with that logic. If my sister was calling me a liar and a thief, yet I picked up her slack, I’ll say the truth too. F THAT! My integrity comes before babysitting an addict. There is too much compassion going on here for Kim and she is nothing but an abusive person, hence her addictions and what they did to her.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          I so agree with you. The Kim fans who are horrified that Kyle called her an alcoholic conveniently ignore the fact that Kim accused her sister and her husband on camera of STEALING her inheritance from her before Kyle ever said anything about her addiction! What was Kyle supposed to do? Sit there with cameras rolling and let Kim put that out there? IMO accusing someone of theft or conning someone out of money or a house is a far more serious allegation, especially as what Kyle said wasn’t a revelation – we could all see Kim’s insobriety.

  • itsjustme

    I got to wondering last night while watching Kim/Kyle/family house drama. When Kyle and Mauricio bought out Kathy and Kim’ shares of the house, was Kim in the throws of her addiction at the time? and was she of sound enough mind to make that decision? I wonder if she could go after Kyle to attempt to get more money? Just things I was thinking of when I saw those two last night.

    • MidwestMiddie

      I agree with Bad Barbie.
      Kathy wouldn’t have allowed Kyle to treat Kim unfairly in this transaction.
      Basically – I wish the Richard Sisters would just leave BRAVO. Haven’t they
      noticed – Kathy’s son is getting the press these days. SNAP!

  • italiano bambino

    At this poing brandi should just MOVE ON from her friendship with lisa. Lisa obviously doesn’t want to talk to her or interact with her. Brandi has a point shes damn either way. At this point i don’t give two cents in regards to the Richards sisters. They obviously made this season about them. There fights!!! im tired of it but im sure there be back next season. If brandi leaves im going to miss her, but i wonder who be the next target.

    • CNN

      Season 2 Brandi vs Kyle and Kim
      Season 3 Brandi vs Adrienne
      Season 4 Brandi Vs Lisa and Joyce
      Season 5 Brandi vs Kyle, Eileen, Lisa Rinna.
      This girls the common denominator of this groups issues.

  • TartLemon

    Has there been one event where Kyle hasn’t broken down in tears and we see her running after Kim? Running in her formal attire “Kim! Kim!” Boo-f^ckin’-hoo. Get a storyline or GO AWAY! Kyle is supposed to be an actress? Her by-line is so badly read, and no doubt that was the BEST to be edited in.

    Fire Kyle!

    • CNN

      When Kyle tries to talk to Kim she tells her to back off. Then when Kyle leaves Kim to her own demise, Kim attacks Kyle for not backing her. Typical addict behavior, blame, deny, deflect. Kyle’s best just stepping away. She can’t win either way so she might as well have some peace.

    • Hey TartLemon! I think Kim is insanely jealous of Kyle because of her youth, sobriety, money, and good marriage.

      • 900009

        A lot stems from the fact that Kim resents Kyle because deep down she knows Kyle and Maurico have basically funded her life for yaers and she knows she can never repay them.

        • Sophia Z.

          Realizing that Kyle was a child actress also with less success than Kim, it is Kim that paid it forward in order for Kyle to have some of the things she had. I don’t know for sure and it’s just a hunch but I would imagine that Kim helped Kyle far more than we know.

    • Sophia Z.

      oops, I kind of repeated your message at the top of the thread. I agree with you.

  • Birdie

    I am sick of the word SOBRIETY. Just SHUT UP Kim, no one believes it, and you’re BORING.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Bravo Beach! Another masterpiece recap. I thought the scene with Kim was very revealing. She wants to say whatever she wants and when someone calls her on it or has proof, she immediately goes into screaming mode. That’s what happens when you pop pills or drink too much – you lose your memory and manage to come up with tons of situations where you have been wronged – real or not.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Reality! IKR…she is becoming beyond predictable. She’s lucky that she didn’t get LIAR screamed in her face.

      • RealitytvJunkie

        You’re welcome. Unhinged and downright cookoo!

    • Chloe

      ITA. Kim does not operate on a conscience level. It’s sad to watch her.

    • gossiplover

      It’s called confabulation. Kim truly believes her own truth and is upset and angry when anyone questions her truth. She has so many holes in her memory that eventually the mind fills in the blanks. It’s not a deliberate attempt to lie. Sounds crazy, but her behaviour is not unusual for a hardened addict.

  • Chloe

    Great recap Beach Spin.

    Kim has more issues than substance abuse. I’m certain years of substance abuse has fried her brain. She has some form of personality disorder. She can’t handle reality because she doesn’t live in it. That whole conversation with Kyle was not an intervention about substance abuse; that was about Kim’s inability to confront reality because she doesn’t like it. When Kyle has to explain to Kim AGAIN how the selling of their mom’s house went down, Kim’s reaction was just…horrifying. “LIAR! YOU’RE LYING!” Who says that or behaves that way? She doesn’t like the reality of what happened, so instead of telling Kyle or Kathy I really disliked how the sale of mom’s house went down, she accuses Kyle of lying about the whole ordeal.

    • BeachSpin

      Thank you Chloe! You nailed Kim, and I agree 100%.

    • gossiplover

      I would not be surprised if Kim has wet brain. Abusing alcohol to that extent can cause brain damage in the frontal lobe which controls emotion and behaviour. Without a doubt she is exhibiting those symptoms. No point in anyone rational trying to have a conversation with Kim…..she has her own reality.

  • CNN

    Way to keep it classy, Brandi. Go to a foreign country & hook up with a strange man, on national TV. This woman has 2 sons… what a train wreck. Think Yolanda should stop wasting her energy on Brandi and start thinking about herself. Who has the time to train and babysit an adult child like Brandi? Seriously? Nothing anyone invests in this girl sticks.

  • Great recap, Beach!

    I’m really done with Brandi’s ageism snide remarks.Referring to the other women (who are in the same age group as her) as menopausal mamas is simple comical. Brandi is 42, Kyle is 46, not much of an age gap there. I shuddered when Brandy said said “young c#%k,” Andre is barely 10 years older than her sons. Ewww, yuck. Just GROSS!

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Suesseroo! 🙂 Those 4 years are game changers…until Brandi is 46 that is.

  • She Stinks!

    Poor Andre, he’s going to get the gift that keeps giving, and only Valtrex can cure, temporarily.

    • BeachSpin

      And at such a young age too…a pity. Wonder if he will share that tidbit with Max too..

      • RonnieIsBack

        I’m sure he willl….hell Brandi probably reached out to Max at SUR once she knew they were traveling to the Red Light Special

    • Yolie

      Omg. Poor Andre. Brandi is a nasty skank.

  • MorningYawn

    First – yoyo was on fire in that black dress for dinner… Vavava voooom!

    I wish Rinna had represented her convo with Brandi differently. I wish she’d told Kyle that Brandi thought things with Kim were “way worse” than anyone knew, insinuated that Kim was using Monty’s pain pills and that she described Kim as suicidal should anything further come out. In the discussion with Brandi n lisa, the intervention part got so muddled that it lost it’s power. The other bits are truly powerful.

  • Yolie

    When Kyle said they had bought a new house in the desert, I thought “did she offer to sell Kim back the old one?” I read that Kim asked Kyle to allow Brooke and Farrah split the listing (I assume they are working for Mauricio) but didn’t think to say “I want to buy it”? Couldn’t Monty give her the money? It’s still a little fishy, IMO, but I think Kathy Hilton needs to come on to tell the whole story.

    And that house was insanely awesome….100x better than Kyle’s BH house. The Desert one is the showpiece. Just heavenly

    Brandi thinks that because a 23 year old wants to sleep with her, that makes her better than the other ladies. She fails to realize men can tell a slut a mile away and if you walk around with no panties that’s pretty much an invitation to anyone who wants it.

    • BeachSpin

      TRUTH! WHY does a 42 year old behave like she doesn’t know that…she should just come out admit that she’s a slut and she’s fine with it. Guys in their early twenties are hardly picky.

      • Yolie

        That’s my point. She should follow Amber Rose in her “no slut shaming” campaign and hold a slut rally in BH.

  • Dani-K

    Great job, Beach! Can Brandi sink any lower? (I’m sure she can.) Big deal, Brandi can bag a 23 year old for the night. What Brandi can’t do is get a man to stick around. I really hope she’s off the show next season. And Kim needs to be off for no other reason than to get serious help. Btw, that house in the desert was gorg! I would want to live there full time.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Dani! LMAO at Brandi thinking that a hormone raging kid wouldn’t sleep with anything in a skirt…smh.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Hey yall….! Still feel like dog chit…well maybe Rumpy chit but I can type so…
    Great recap Beach!
    Kim is a hotazz mess. She tried to spill it that Kyle paid Kathy almost double to buy her out than what she paid Kim…Probably so because CRACK HEADS WILL TAKE $10 FOR A DIAMOND TO GET MULA FOR THEIR NEXT HIT. Kyle and Mo probably took advantage of her “situation” but they have also been carrying her and paying her bills bc Queen Kathy wouldn’t dare let Kim live wiht the Hiltons….so there ya go
    Brandi is a slutty x.y.z…I wouldn’t touch that bish to scratch her…I hope that kid had his shotz.

    • BeachSpin

      Hey Ronnie!! Thanks! Andre’s got cooties big time..probably has no idea the miles Brandi has on her.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      Exactly Ronnie! Kim may have received less in her lump sum payment because Kyle and Mauricio were also assisting her from month to month with her bills.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Kim was deflecting like a muthaphuka with Kyle….

  • colleen

    When Yo stood up to toast the group, I put my pizza down. Talk about a baggin bod!

  • TopGear

    It’s clear that Kim is a constant manipulator. Watching Kyle catch Kim in a lie and manipulation (Kim KNEW they were selling the house before it was in escrow) was crazy–Kim’s expression at being caught was priceless and bizarre. It is proof of how she lives in a narrative founded on denial, jealousy, and victimization.

    • Wendy Owen

      Haven’t watched it yet — could it be Kim was drunk and doesn’t remember — or didn’t even know what it meant?

  • Dave

    It was so telling with that talking head Kim gave about the house. Clearly not over it, clearly jealous, clearly trying to make us think everything is fine.

  • Sophia Z.

    While I’m not a big fan of Kim after her behavior at the poker party, she was starting to grow on me some in her sobriety.

    Kim came off nuts as she was talking about her Mom’s home. Regardless if she did get screwed (which I highly doubt) she should have just left it alone. It’s over with and gone. Never fight about inheritance and I didn’t feel I needed to hear about that as an outsider.

    The reason for the trip to Palm Springs was to have a discussion and talk out Kim and Kyle’s differences. Kim acted perfectly sane and was able to be reasonable and put her emotions aside to listen. Kyle acted like a lunatic. I have yet to see Kyle have a mature discussion in a matter that deeply effects her. She flies off of the handle at any disagreement & then it turns into it being all about Kyle. No wonder Kim resorted to drinking in the old days, if I had to deal with that kind of drama, I would too.

    • Wendy Owen

      Haven’t watched the episode yet — I’ve always assumed Kyle & More-ickyewe stole that house from under her when she was in a drunken stupor — had to be a house bought with money Kim earned being Big Kathy’s meal ticket.

    • Addie2U

      Some are saying Kim bought that house but in the clip below Kim never said she “bought” the house – she says “I lived in that house / took care of mom in that house”. Also said – the mother left “several properties”. Kyle bought her 2 sisters out of 1 property → that Kim just so happened to be living in. She knew it was going to be sold after her mother’s passing & I’ve heard she made an arrangement that a portion of her profits would go towards monthly living expenses, while she LIVED there!
      Re the $20,000 – Surely Kyle gave Kim more than $20,000! @ 1:14 Kim says she wanted to “take out $20,000 out of my share of the house”. When the house finally
      sold she was given her share less mortgage / utilities / maintenance for the
      time she lived there. Kim either forgot or she thought the cash to pay monthly expenses just falls from the sky! Bottom line → Kim spent her profits PRIOR to
      the house being sold!

      http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/12/27/kyle-richards-more-bravo-comments-kim-richards-kyle-stole-my-house/

      • Sophia Z.

        Agreed. Therefore, she is not indebted to Kyle or Kathy unless Kyle wants to sit down and figure it out penny by penny, which would not surprise me.

        • Addie2U

          At this point – all these years later with Kim still holding a grudge, I’d say do whatever you have to do & figure it out to the penny → but then again I have a feeling not only Kyle, but Kathy, accountants, financial gurus, etc. have done this & Kim STILL doesn’t get it!! ⊙.☉

          • Sophia Z.

            Again, I’m not a fan of having to have been a part of that conversation between Kyle and Kim. Inheritance is something you just don’t fight over. And that is all of the judgment I will bring to that part of the story. As far as I am concerned, it’s between their family. It’s not up to me to decide or judge, thank God. I want no part of it. Kim has to live with her feelings and actions for the remainder of her life as all of us do. I am not God to decide about something that personal. I will respond to the silliness of the show and behavior of the cast members though.

  • Sunny

    I’m so bored with this same ole, same ole, I can’t even snark anymore…that’s when you know you’re bored stiff 😉

    • Sunny

      My computer isn’t letting me ‘edit’ but I wanted to add (lest I sound ungrateful) it was a really good blog!

      • Wendy Owen

        when sunny gets blue, her tweets get grey and cloudy…. 😉

        • Sunny

          Must be a different ‘Sunny’, cause this Sunny doesn’t twitter or tweet or whatever you call it. Sad fact is, I don’t even know how to!

  • Jersey

    Great recap Beach. :0)

    The kid Brandi was with, was he the one she posted a picture of on IG saying he was her BF but then he broke up with her? If so, she is incredibly immature. She calls everyone a BFF, calls a one night (maybe 2) stand a BF. She worries about her boys hearing things the other women had to say about her drinking but isn’t concerned with them seeing or hearing about her tonguing down some kid on TV and mentioning that they slept together? She’s gross.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Jersey! Gross indeed…BLECH!!

  • Wendy Owen

    If anyone’s still interested, I bought the yellow pair of slippers. Have ’em on right now. Dog chewed real wooden shoes – threw them out with the ex-husband. 😉

  • Wendy Owen

    What is Dutch for DUH? Yolanda 🙂

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Great recap Beach! I think it was really telling when Kim said that Kyle took the money from the sale of their mom’s house to buy the new one – firstly Kim is still holding on to the old house being “mom’s” and not Kyle’s and Mauricio’s, even her comment when Kyle was showing her the new house that their mom would have wanted something there (I thought she said misters?) was proprietorial. Secondly she obviously felt entitled to a cut of the sale proceeds even though she sold out her share many years previously. As soon as Kyle pointed out she couldn’t afford the mortgage Kim went nuts and told her “talk about your own sh*t” – typical Kim wants to sling mud but censor everyone else. And what happened to Kim’s own house in Palm Desert? Kyle said she and Kathy both owned their own homes there and that’s why they happily sold out of the other one.
    As for Brandi and that boy – I have no doubt that was a revenge f*ck just to try and show the women she was hotter and younger and to get back at LisaV. She knows how much Lisa hated her friend ending up with Ken’s son and Brandi was just being spiteful. He was not her type at all and how does a 42 year old woman go from being introduced to a friend’s son’s friend in the street to sleeping with him hours later?

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Beverly…and OMG YES to the Brandi assessment..and NICE catch drawing parallel with Ken’s son’s wife. Brandi probably sleeps with anything even sooner than hours later…but there was more to this one for sure. Great point.