Saturday Funnies: Brandi Glanville Goes Dutch!

Posted on Mar 7 2015 - 2:31am by Trixie Felonabulous

 

Brandi Glanville Goes Dutch!

 

Brandi joined in on local activities
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Brand went shoe shopping! And found a pair just her size!

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Brandi decided to go Dutch with her attire and with the dinner check that evening!

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She even did some trip-toeing through the tulips!
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Brandi even did some sightseeing. Dutch style!

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​Brandi had some time to do some ‘window shopping!

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Some Housewives were surprised at Brandi’s tourista side

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Well, that didn’t last long…

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  • Jennymckitty

    This is great! Happy Saturday, everyone! Thanks for the laughs, Trixie.

  • Trippinhhard

    Brandi should be trapped down n a mental jacket.. KIM and Brandi are two of a kind..
    I dislike this show and these rich women,nw ith nothing but nasty BS to say

  • twifan2

    Happy Saturday Everybody! 🙂
    BUT Don’t forget tonite! :'(
    http://www.hotdenham.com/partner/hotdenham/images/stories/spring_forward_2015.jpg

    • Marsbars09

      Already?! It doesn’t seem that long ago that I changed my clock.
      Thanks for the reminder.

      • twifan2

        I don’t know about you Mars, BUT I’m sleeping late tomorrow! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          I most likely will as well. I spent most of yesterday driving through a dessert.

          • twifan2

            Was the sun out at least, Mars?
            I miss sunny days. 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            Awww sweetie….your sad face makes me sad for you. :/
            Hopefully God will smile on the East Coast soon.

          • twifan2

            I think God is mad at us over on the east coast this season.
            We’re going to have rain M-F now. 🙁

          • Marsbars09

            Oh no. Then may God have mercy on you during the horrible weather.

          • twifan2

            We all over here thank you, Mars! 🙂

    • Raine Woman

      Will you remind me tomorrow…please and thank you! 🙂

      • twifan2

        Don’t get mad at me if I don’t remind you til WAY after 12p.m.!
        I’m sleeping lates tomorrow ’cause Monday is going to be heck for me to wake up. 🙁

  • Marsbars09

    Great job Twi! The last caption with Brandi yelling the profanities is an absolute scream!

    • Raine Woman

      I agree with you, Mars, 100%!
      🙂

  • Trixie …..this is da shit!!! HILARIOUS!!

    Happy Saturday All !! 🙂

    • Raine Woman

      Hi Doc! Enjoy your weekend! 🙂

      • Hey Raine Lady! We haven’t chatted in awhile. How are you, doll?

        • Raine Woman

          I know, I keep missing you. Everything’s fine with me. I have to tell you, I may have silently cussed you and your palm tree out a few times this week…just when clearing snow though. lol

          How’s everything with you and the Seussettes?

          • Hahahaha! Girl, it’s been cold down here a few days to. Today may warm up to 70 but we’ve had one too many 40 degree days for my liking…Brrrrrr! I’m sending some warmth and sunshine your way, my friend. The snow will be gone soon, I promise!

          • Raine Woman

            “Soon” is subjective. I will let you know when the last patch of snow melts, probably close to May.

            I hope you and the family enjoy your 70 degree weekend!

          • Nooooooo, it’ll be gone before May. I promise.

          • cait

            Ditto ! Snarl ! I is Cooold !

  • Raine Woman

    Hey twi, if I send you my Top 5 catchphrases will you make me new business cards? Brilliant, as usual!

    • twifan2

      😀
      What you drinking so early today, Raine? I want some too! 😉

  • So the Brandi lovers have waged a war against Lisa Rinna on Twitter. The tweet below is what they’re trying to slander Lisa Rinna with….smh!

    https://twitter.com/phonyvalley/status/573995409724416000

    • italiano bambino

      Lol Camille toe

      • Hey Bam! Happy Saturday!!

        I think Playboy is classy and Lisa looks great. Brandi wished Playboy would call her but they have way too much class for trashy Brandi.

        • twifan2

          How much you want to bet Brando called them & they said ‘NOPE!’ 😉

        • italiano bambino

          Hi babe
          I don’t really care for lisa R to me they shouldn’t cast soap actresses for this shows they killed the purpose of this show. I find Elaine boring too.

      • twifan2

        BAM! Your sweetie is looking for you! 🙂

        • Marsbars09

          That’s gross Twi!

          • twifan2

            That’s Tre, Mars. ;D

          • Marsbars09

            LOL! Indeed it is!

        • italiano bambino

          Lmfao

        • nan/4

          Okay, ya’ got me twi………LOLOLOLLLLL!!!!! THAT i was not expecting. You are SOOO FUNNY!!!!!

          Hello to you twi, and to all of my friends here. I have missed you all so much. It been a trying time in my life both physically and emotionally, so I took some time off to refresh my batteries. I’m not 100% but at my age, who is? hehe There has not been one day that I haven’t thought of you and I wished that I could be here with you. What a special group of people you are. I hope this finds you ALL doing well and feeling well. Thanks for the of the uplifting messages (tiger and pinky kept me up to date. ;-)) You have always been and always will be the nicest, sweetest, funniest, and smartest group of people anywhere on the internet! Simply put….AATT ROCKS!!!! Thanks for being here. It’s just so wonderful to finally be able to say hello again.

          You are the BESTEST!!! Honest and true.

          Be well my friends,

          Love,

          Nancy 🙂
          xo

          • Marsbars09

            Hi Nan! So nice to hear from you again!
            I miss your insightful and witty comments. Please don’t be a stranger.

          • nan/4

            How are you Marsie???? I hope you’ve been doing well, and BOY have I ever missed you!

          • Marsbars09

            I’m currently recovering from my road adventure yesterday. Girl I drove 5 hours!

          • nan/4

            WOOOO!!! Five hours? Eww. I sure do hope that wherever you went, it was worth the drive! 😉

          • Marsbars09

            Well I got some delicious fudge and nice photos of some desert wild flowers.

          • nan/4

            Worth every minute of the five hours then. 😉

            Take good care sweetie!

          • Marsbars09

            You take care of yourself Nan.
            Til next time…

          • Hey Marsie! Happy Saturday GF!

          • cait

            Don’t ask the question ! She was trawling round the HW sites, trying to get hired ! Right Mars ?

          • twifan2

            NAN!!! 🙂
            So glad to hear from you! 🙂
            DANG IT!!! I forgot who it was that wanted me to say ‘Hello’ to you…
            T-Lily knows who it was!
            Take it slow & easy! You’be back to your ‘old’ energetic self soon!
            Come back when you can! We ALL miss you!
            Love & Hugs & prayers to you & yours!

          • nan/4

            Hi HI TWI!!!! OMG, this had me in hysterics! You’re terrific twi. Thanks for the laughs. 🙂 I’ve miss you and hope that all is well with you and yours….

            Take care!
            xo 😉

          • twifan2

            My mom used to say ‘If you’re going to cry, make sure they’re tears of laughter! Any other kind just sap your energy.’ 🙂

          • nan/4

            A very wise woman, your Mom…..

            Be well honey!
            xo 😉

          • twifan2

            You too, Nan! 🙂
            & stay away from 50 Shades! 😀

          • nan/4

            Was the movie bad twi? Just curious since I never EVER read books one two or three….. ahem…..hehe 😉

          • twifan2

            It was bad, Nan!
            I watched it online-wasn’t going to pay $10 to see it. Glad I didn’t go to the theater. 🙂

          • nan/4

            Oh, really? I heard that it was tame compared to the book, but what didn’t you like twi, and where can you watch it online?…Not that I would watch it, mind you…..umm….just curious. lol 😉

          • twifan2

            For me the actors didn’t mesh.
            The movie was tamed, compared to the original story.
            Try this link, Nan: http://bestreams.net/eti4tu7ade1w

          • nan/4

            Thanks twi, but the link was bad. Must have been hacked or something. That’s okay. I can wait for pay per view. No problemo.

            Thanks again for trying though! Have a good night honey! 🙂

          • twifan2

            :/
            Try this one. I was just on this one this afternoon.

            http://vodlocker.com/9995rw6q7u73

          • nan/4

            Thanks twi. I’ll give it a try. 🙂

            Take good care of yourself sweetie!

            xo

          • twifan2

            Let me know what you thought of the movie, Nan.
            I was disappointed. But then that’s just me.

            Take cares, Nan! Hope to see you much more on the threads & soon! :*)

          • cait

            Good to hear from you, you know we’ve all missed you !

          • nan/4

            Hi there cait! I missed you too. 🙂

            Hope all is well in your world.

            xo

          • Hey Nan…glad to hear from you. Hope you’re well. You’ve been missed! Xo

          • nan/4

            Hiya Doc! It’s been way too long. I hope that you and yours are all A-OK!

            Be well Doc! 😉
            XO

    • twifan2

      & of course Brando just sits back & smirks. :/

      • Yup! And there’s nothing classless about Lisa Rinna’s spread. It’s art & very classy.

    • twifan2

      Bet Brando got turned down for Playboy & she’s jellyous! 😀
      That lawsuit of JoannaK’s can’t come soon enough!

      • Marsbars09

        Who’d want to see her anorexic looking ass in Playboy?

      • misstc

        That c*nt Trashi blocked me-I laughed soooo hard. At least she must had read some of the stuff I said about her. LMAO

        • twifan2

          Join me misstc & we can drown our sorrows over some of Wally World’s finest box wine! 🙂
          We will survive this! 😀
          CHEERS!

          • misstc

            I actually like the $2.97 bottles of White Zinfandel wine they have. LOL Oh I hope Bravo ditches this lame bish-soon only thing she’ll be able to afford will be the same wine. But I’m richer than her, I have some good cheese & crackers to go with mine-no Xanax–CHEERS!!

        • cait

          Which Trashi ? There are so many of ’em, we gonna have to code them Trashi 1. Trashi 2. etc ! Need a meeting soon ! Is your place OK ? Get the Grog in !

          • misstc

            Only one I know is Trashi Blandville

    • twifan2

      You know in that top left pic, LisaR looks a bit like Sophia Loren-imo. 🙂

      • Marsbars09

        Lisa is of Italian descent, is she not?

        • twifan2

          I haven’t a clue, Mars.
          Sorry. 🙁

    • twifan2

      PULLEEZ! Comparing the two-LisaR!!!! WAY BETTER!
      Brando wishes she could look even half as good as LisaR!
      Brando looks ‘sickly’. :/

      • Lisa did not hide the fact she did Playboy. The mag cover was shown when she was cleaning out her mom’s house. Team Lisa Rinna!!!!!

        • cait

          Playboy has always been quite tasteful, so good cess to the models ! You gotta be quality to get a space on there ! Brandi ! Brandi ! Brandi ! Why are you running away ? Oooh ! I geddit ! You failed your audition, didn’t you ! C’mon, fess up now, before you destroy your reputation ! Whoops ! Too late !

      • Marsbars09

        My God! Brandi looks sick! She seriously needs an intervention.

        • twifan2

          I look at Brando’s pic & I start hearing this tune.
          Then I think ‘I better get some bones for Addie!’ 🙂

          • cait

            Twi, that’s a lousy swap ! Shame on you ! I’d rather keep Addie than get a few bones !

          • twifan2

            Yes, Addie would probably just look at her & say ‘Child PULLEEZ! I want something with meat on it & not contaminated!’ 😀

      • She Stinks!

        Yeah, Brandi looks like she’s working the parking lot behind the Qwik Check dumpster. Rinna looked phenomenal in Playboy.

    • The tweet is below

      • twifan2

        So? I don’t get it. o.0
        LisaR never hid, denied she did Playboy. & what does that have to do with ‘judging’?! Brando’s stans are reaching for anything!
        Now I know where Tre’s stans went! 😀

        • Jennymckitty

          I didn’t see Lisa’s Playboy spread but imagine it was too classy to show a tampon string and bet Lisa got paid for doing it.

          • twifan2

            That pic below I used to ‘compare’ LisaR & Brando was one from the Playboy spread.
            LisaR LOOKED GOOD! I was envying her hair-so shiny & full. Brando’s looks dirty. :/

          • Jennymckitty

            I’m sure she is jealous. Hugh isn’t going to be calling her anytime soon. Maybe Hustler….

          • twifan2

            You just know Brando is eating herself up with jellyousy!
            LisaR has the looks, the lips,…

            http://media.giphy.com/media/g316vciE1R3RS/giphy.gif

        • cait

          As a 62 yr old Nonna, I find Playboy reasonably tasteful, as it’s never changed it’s ethos, over the years, showing tasteful pics of gorgeous women ! Wow ! Manki must be so JELLIUS !

  • Sunny

    Thanks for the chuckles! I especially liked the ‘tip toeing through the tulips’ one where she eventually falls over, that one made me laugh out loud 🙂

  • twifan2

    This has me ROTFLMAO! :’D

    http://i.imgur.com/UAkeHnU.gif

  • itsjustme

    I have to laugh not just at the pictures and captions. But here where I live you can partake in all those activities also. Oversize wooden shoes? Check!, Tour a real windmill imported from the Netherlands? check!, Wear dutch costumes? Check. You can even wear your dutch costume while wearing wooden shoes and clean the streets here during our “Tulip Time” festival every year and walk through fields of tulips…:)

    • twifan2

      Can you ‘ride’ the windmill like Brando does/did? 🙂

      • itsjustme

        Sorry, no we can’t “ride” the windmill…LOL

    • cait

      You ever thought of moving ?
      Notice you didn’t mention the Holland: legal/US: illegal drugs ! I guess you have pretend drugs !

      • itsjustme

        Oh our drugs are definitely of the Illegal type…lol

  • Trippinhhard

    Hey Dr. S I hve not heard from you…are u very sure of the answer U gave me?? If not U know how to reach me.. If you are sure of what U told me..God Bless u my Angel…Its yours if u want it.. It’s no big deal n the realm of things… Thank u SAMRA —keep praying YALL,
    I will be out of picket for a while, but I will check in…I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND GOD WILL BLESS YALL
    JUST KEEP THAT MUSTARD GRAIN IN YOUR SOUL… Real talk…

    • twifan2

      Love! Hugs! Prayers to you, Trippinhhard! 🙂

      • cait

        Ditto, hon !

        • nan/4

          Double Ditto Trip!

          Feel better! 🙂

    • Samra….I’m sure my friend. You are truly a beautiful angel. God bless you and I’m praying for you! ♥︎ xoxo

      • Trippinhhard

        That U for the prayers, Lord have mercy on my soul, I need them from U dr. And believe me when I say, this whole site, we talk crap, sweet tea, dirty filthy tea,… But most of all we feel empathy and compassion and LOVE for each other….WE ATE ALL STRANGERS TO EACH OTHER, BUT WE ARE SO CONNECTED… YALL are all blessed with all the LOVE in my deepest depth of my soul…
        Now if anyone don’t know what that means… YALL just like MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY… THATS JUST MY HEART.. BYE YALL

        • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

          Sending big hugs, love, thoughts & prayers across the miles Samra.

          Now let’s get down with our bad-azz selves & rock out to a little bit of awesomeness called Teena Marie. Come on Girl! ❤ Dance with me. (>‿◠)✌

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            We be jammin’ now Twi! LOL! Love it. Thanks.

          • Trippinhhard

            TIGERLILY—–girl I been partying all day, playing my music and just feeling the freedom of a child.. My body is beat down to the ground and I’m weak, but JESUS my spirit is so high..
            I feel brand new in this old beat down body…I know my healing coming, so I’m will continue to drag my ass out of bed and do what I have to do FOR SAMRA ALONE.. The rest of my family is healthy..
            I’m going to be the most selfish BITCH my family have seen…THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME.. Love u and awwwwww those prayers, keep them coming… Love u

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Rock on Samra, rock on!

          • Trippinhhard

            Tigerlily–let me tell u something girl, SATAN IS A MOTHERFUCKING NO GOOD BASTARD.. U SUPPOSE TO CURE THE DEVIL.L I’m on top of the world, but still in pain..
            Last nite at 10:00 I broke my knee cap, they have never saw a new cap sticking straight up..
            6 hours in pain.. My mind shut that shit down…slept 2… Now Tiger I know u love me… I’m still going out the state for several day tomorrow, to do what I UESUS told my dick ass to do..
            I’m so weak n in pain, but I need to pack up, fucking long wool skirts, instead of jeans.. So satan is a lie, now I have to hobble on crutches and a wheelchair.. But my ass wii be on the plane in the morning,, nothing changes my mind, when JESUS said, this is what I want U to do…
            Pray for your friend. Love ya
            I wake up after praying, and listen to “HEAVEN IS TEN ZILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY”
            Bridge over troubled water–Aretha Franklin, played the whole time I was at the hospital.. U can’t tell me I can’t have my music…. Pray for your sister in Christ …

          • twifan2

            Selfish is good! 🙂
            Prayers are still flowing to you-always! 🙂

          • Babson_Chick

            Sending you lots of hugs!!

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank u ___im in need of hugs n prayers

  • twifan2

    Do you all think this is going to ‘endear’ Brando to fans out there?
    Thought she wasn’t ‘violent’? Guess when it only suits her needs! :/

    https://realhousewivesworld.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/rhobh-slap.gif?w=584

    • twifan2

      Who do you think took to their bed for 2 days after the RHBH reunion too?

      http://www.eonline.com/videos/embed/232504

      • Norrth

        It was Kyle. Apparently she and Kim were still not on good terms at the reunion, either.

        • twifan2

          Yes, Kyle. But who was the other person? Kyle says she & someone else hit their beds after the reunion for a couple of days.
          I’m thinking maybe Brando? Or that might be wishful thinking on my part. 🙂

    • itsjustme

      We all know Brandi is violent. We just haven’t seen her actually hit anyone before. No one constantly threatens to “kick your f### ass” and not be willing to actually go through with it if the occasion arises. Of course that is just my personal opinion.

      • twifan2

        She’s too low classed not to have never been violent.
        I tend to agree with you on that, itsjustme.
        I want to see how she spins that ‘act of violence’!

    • Sophia

      I don’t understand how BravoTV execs can just sit back and let this kind of abusive behavior appear over and over. The abuse may bring ratings but it also can bring lawsuits.
      I love LVP and I also realize she isn’t a force to be reckoned with. I would imagine Brandi will get fired over this debacle due to LVP’s request. If not, I will be highly surprised.

  • Babson_Chick

    loved the oversized shoes which goes with her oversized mouth and lady parts