Brandi Glanville Calls Out Her Castmates’ Hypocrisy And Double Standards!

Posted on Mar 5 2015 - 2:59pm by BeachSpin

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Brandi Glanville is weighing in on the epic drama that went down on this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and after struggling through the choppy rant, all I can think is…this chick wrote two books? I will spare you the discombobulated mess that is her blog this week, and try to communicate her points. Brandi is losing it over what she views as an ongoing pattern of hypocrisy, and out of control double standard acceptance within this cast. She claims that she has been routinely and unjustly judged for behavior that the others are let off the hook for. She strangely labels the two sides as ‘horrific’ and ‘acceptable’ in this sloppy diatribe.

“Jaws drop in stunned horror if I reply, ”I’ll knock your teeth out” (empty words thrown out when under verbal attack on RHOBH). Admittedly, not my greatest moment, but you try putting up with some of the “ladies” of Beverly Hills (or wherever they pretend to live). I will sincerely work on other ways to get crazy people yelling in my face to back up…”
“Tossing an inch of wine while “play acting soap opera” was worthy of pearl clutching and disgust usually reserved for when people find a mass grave. It’s called joking, horseplay, goofing, messing around. My intent was mischief. I was playing. It was misunderstood, but it’s not in the same league as violence.”

She asserts that Lisa Rinna’s glass slam, and Kyle’s arm grab were REAL acts of violence, not just stumbling, slurring threats, or a misunderstood moment of rascally dramatic fun.

“Digging your fingers into someone’s arm to forcibly push them out of your way or grabbing for someone’s throat in anger isn’t worthy of being condemned by the same group. No mention at all. As a matter of fact, after they regrouped and arranged their group spin, it was Kim’s and my fault that Rinna is a crazy, violent person who throws dangerous broken glass in people’s faces. You women are over half a century old. Own your behavior.”
“Reaching across a table to rip someone’s throat out with your nails, hurling a full drink with ice cubes in a face, and the best of all, purposefully smashing a large wine glass as hard as you can in the direction of my and Kim’s face wasn’t discussed at all.”

PLENTY of people are not condoning Lisa’s behavior. However, Brandi and Kim treat those around them abusively over and over and over, and the women ‘forgive and move on’ over and over and over. They are asked to be given understanding because of dozens of life circumstances, (a cheating hubby, single motherhood, a dying ex, full plates, weddings, boyfriends, broken parental relationships, pets, moves, trust issues, lawyer problems, broken bones, pain, pain, pain, PAIN!), and the cast gives breaks aplenty and attempts forward movement time after time.

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Lisa Rinna has suffered huge losses due to addiction, and she was unfairly triggered during a sincere attempt to help an obvious wreck of an addict in need. Does she not deserve one break, and a little understanding, when she has not displayed a shred of this behavior thus far? Let’s not forget that she was sober during the incident, and not irresponsibly hammered and extra aggressive, simply due to a selfish addiction.

Brandi calls foul on her icky sex talk, cursing, and attempts at adult humor being considered gross, while the others can say anything that they want. I happen to dislike that yammer across the board, so I will give her that one. Lisa V especially annoys me with her trashy and unappealing quips. However, Brandi has a way of belching out garbage to shock, deliberately hurt, and to desperately grab at any shred of negative attention, which she has firmly established as her trademark shtick, making her especially tiresome.

Brandi compares her outing Kyle for smoking pot, to Kyle outing Kim as a raging alcoholic, a comparison that is so ridiculous. Brandi should be ashamed of herself for even thinking it. She blasts Kyle for being a narcissist, Lisa R for talking behind Kim’s back…. I will spare you the rest of the blathering commentary. Is resorting to violence wrong…I guess…but I would argue that Lisa Rinna was trying to ‘love’ Kim Richards more than anyone on this cast ever has. Brandi could learn a thing or two from her.

 

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  • Bad Barbie

    We dont care! You is a drunk and a skank!

    • casey

      Brandi is a total skank. Kyle is a narcissist. Eileen is boring. Kim is a trainwreck. And lisa rinna wore out this story week after week and bored me to tears with it.

  • HoyesMiGente

    Brandi: You are a vile human being. Truly vile.

  • She Stinks!

    All of them are phoney and, not to forget, desperate for attention.

    • Bad Barbie

      Yes but this one takes the cake. She has no money and no career so she needs it badly.

  • Jennymckitty

    Brandi will never understand the concepts of timing or boundaries. What most of us learned during childhood is there is a time and place for everything. What is considered acceptable behavior at a Vegas club isn’t acceptable at a formal dinner party. That isn’t hypocrisy. It is manners. Also, what you do on screen is fair game. When you call out someone for what they do in private, it is different. Anytime one of the cast members treats Brandi half as badly as she treats them, Brandi calls foul. Brandi, if you don’t recognize why your behavior is thought by many to be trashy by now, you never will. I just pray you aren’t around next season to ruin what is otherwise a fun show.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      So true.

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      Exactly.

  • BaybeK8s

    Everybody knows Brandi had a game plan coming into this season. None of the housewives mess with Brandi. Without Kim who would she film with after she slaps, throws water and insults the other ladies? Brandi knew Kim was weak and could easily be influenced (drugged) to do her bidding. They both should enter rehab under the buddy plan. Better yet, they should just leave the show.

  • jane

    Haven’t we all at some point or other been pushed to the limit and acted out inappropriately (especially when it is related to an issue that has or is emotionally charged or upsettting)?? While not exactly the best reaction, I can certainly understand why Lisa R. did what she did and I certainly give her a pass. Kim Richards has totally spiraled to the bottom of the barrel (or bottle if you will) with this ploy to appear relevant. Her storyline is old and she has stayed on this show literally one too many seasons. Last year should have been the last. She needs to skulk back into the obscurity she needs in order to have any chance at becoming sober or a redeemable person. Unfortunately, one of her problems is that obscurity; one of many issues she can’t handle.

    • Jennymckitty

      ITA, Jane. It is at least understandable why Lisa threw the water & broke the glass. I still have no idea why Brandi threw wine at Eileen. Just for shock value? Brandi looked like a mental patient. I don’t think any of the woman condoned Lisa breaking the glass but they, instead, sympathized with her after Kim’s attack.

      • Bad Barbie

        Did we forget the threats to Kyle? The way she pushed and shoved her down the stairs? The fact that she slaps Lisa next episode? She is constantly telling people that she will f them up too.

    • Bad Barbie

      Fact.

      Someone told Brandi to stay the f out of their sibling drama and she threaten them with knocking their teeth out and dragging them. She is not one to talk. She IS the only one on this group to talk like that, grab, shove, slap and throw one at someone. In her own words, she needs to STFU!

    • jane grey

      Thanks for being honest about giving Lisa R. a pass. It seems to me a lot of people are giving her a pass but won’t admit it.

  • PLZ-XQZ-ME-WILE-I-POP-MY-PUZZY

    BRANDI YOU GAVE THOSE PILLS TO KIM AMIRITE??? YOUA JELLIS TRIFLIN HEFFA!!! YOU WISH YOU WAS A MEGASTAR LIKE KIM RICHIRDS AND SO ALL YOU CAN DO IS SABOTRAGUE HER SPARKLING SOBRIETY!! WELL EDUCATE YOURSELF TO THIS REALITY!!! IF YOU HAD A SHRED OF DECENCY IN YOU YOU WOULD SIGN OVER THE PARENTS RITES OF LEANN’S CHIRRENS OVER TO HER ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! YOU ARE NO MOTHER!! A CAT WOULD BE A BETTER MOTHER THAN YOU!! AND THERE IS NO UPCOMING PROJECT IN THE WORKS!!! GOT IT?????

  • twifan2

    BUT Brando will be all ‘kiss, kiss’ with them for a paycheck! :/

  • nn

    So the wine throw at Eileen was “play acting”. That’s what we are calling it now? Then why didn’t Eileen you two were play acting? She seemed, and others at the table seemed, rather shocked and dismayed. That is typically not the reaction of people knowingly engaged in “play acting”.

    • Jennymckitty

      It looked like actual wine flying from the glass all over Eileen who apparently had received the script for this little play from Brandi. Even after the reunion, she can’t stop deflecting & justifying her trashy behavior.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      And it’s Eileen’s fault because she “misunderstood” it.

      • nn

        Isn’t the whole thing just odd?

  • MorningYawn

    I couldn’t even read Brandi’s blog… Skipped her parts above – just read Beachs’s always thorough analysis. Brandi needs a job in PR with all the spin she was doing in that blog… She surely does t believe all that does she? Kim over shadowed Brandi and her trashiness with her own trashiness… That’s why she had to step it up at the cake place and in the streets. Who’s the narcissist now “loooook at meeeeeed! I’m so misunderstoooooood!” Shut it Brandi No one believes you – hell, no one is really even listening (and that’s even worse!)!

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      I think she really does believe it. She is that effed up.

  • Sandra Oh

    Whatever TamponStrings, enjoy your fifth glass of wine while living your delusional life. I truly hope they fire you because you single-handedly dragged this franchise into the gutter.

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    I just found it odd that the next day all seemed to be forgotten …I am not defending Brandi but if she had done what Lisa did there wouldn’t be a pass…..as for Lisa R there is no excuse for her behavior

    • Bad Barbie

      there isn’t but that’s what happens when you come for someone’s family.

    • Jennymckitty

      I don’t think there was a free pass. I think Lisa R just gave up caring about Kim and is washing her hands of her.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Brandi is the biggest exaggerator. If any of her fans ever doubted she was a liar then this blog proves just how bad she is. Speaking of liars I looked at Kim’s timeline from around the time this filmed out of curiosity (and perhaps boredom). Kim claims in this episode that she was hospitalized the day after poker night – she tweeted a pic from hospital on 8/28 but interestingly she had a real busy week up until then – moved her daughter in to a new apartment, did the ALS challenge, went to an event with Chad, went to Yolanda’s for dinner, held her daughters birthday party and then obviously had poker night. All while she had bronchitis and pneumonia? Even more interesting was Monty was at the daughters party – so much for him disappearing.

    • Jennymckitty

      Where is Kim? She hasn’t posted a blog and there is absolutely nothing on her Twitter account since before the reunion. She didn’t even post a Happy Birthday to Brooke. Do you think she is back in rehab or just afraid of the fallout from the show?

      • RealitytvJunkie

        I noticed that. I’m sure she’s using the negative backlash to relapse and blame Kyle for it.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        I do think she might be in rehab. I think maybe the smoking gun at reunion is proof Kim is off the wagon (perhaps Brandi reveals what she was talking about to LisaR?). But then again Kim can never handle the fallout and tends to go MIA when it comes to blogging.

        • Birdie

          That’s hilarious…leave it to Bravo to ‘reveal’ the obvious. That’d be rich.

        • Jennymckitty

          The smoking gun. And it involves Kim. What else could it be? She lied about dirt on Harry? She is going back into rehab? Kingsley is back? I wondered if she and Monty got remarried.

    • Bad Barbie

      AND she was smoking cigars like nothing. I used to smoke cigarettes… I don’t know about you, but I’ve had Pneumonia and Bronchitis and there was no way in hell I was going to be able to smoke.

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        When I was a smoker I couldn’t even smoke if I had a cold. It was horrible. How she endured all of that and a spa day is beyond me.

      • Sophia

        Kim would have been hacking up a lung if she pneumonia. Smoking and pneumonia do not go well together. You can’t help from coughing like crazy when sick and smoking.

  • Bad Barbie

    Brandi, next time you feel like being the truth cannon rap listening gangsta thug you are, try that shyte with LisaR. I bet you wont. I dare you to piss this century old lady off. She will make an example out of you by washing you and maybe Y’all will learn to not make up malicious stories about someone’s family.

    I love how all of the sudden she is toning down her usual MO.

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      Did you read Kyle’s blog? Apparently Brandi couldn’t partake in the pot cafe because her lawyers told her not to!! What a hypocrite calling Kyle out.

      • Jennymckitty

        I hope that means she is concerned that Eddie is coming after the boys. I’d love to think that.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          It has to be something to do with the kids – this was well before Joanna Krupa decided to sue so it can’t be to show good character for that. It just makes it even worse that she called Kyle out for smoking pot does;t it? What a bitch.

  • Sophia

    Yes, Brandi. Because you are perfectly innocent.
    “Do as I say, not as I do”.