Reza and GG appeared on “Watch What Happens Live,” last night and dropped some bombshells! Reza looked fiooone. He’s lost 30 pounds and says he’s “doing cardio like immigration is after me and I don’t have a Green Card!”
Andy talks about Mike‘s engagement ring, and shows a pic of it, but GG jumps in with “I don’t think that’s the one she’s wearing,” whereupon Reza starts laughing hilariously, asking, “We’re going there? We’re going there right away? Ok – it might not be the ring that they’re still using — they might not have as big of a ring now as when we were filming.”
Regarding MJ‘s date, Reza tells us he’d “become a lesbian before he’d go out with that guy.”
Next, Andy, Reza and GG look ahead to the next episode of “Shahs of Sunset” in which GG says Mike tried to put the moves on her while they were in Turkey last season. GG spills the tea on how Mike sure doesn’t want to get married cause he was “trying to f**k me in Turkey.” Mike and Jessica’s wedding is scheduled for March 29th. Does it sound like GG or Reza will still be going?
After that, we get a litany of the work GG has had done: Nose, lips, cheeks, gums, liposuction, boobs, butt, fillers, hair extensions, lashes — I think that’s everything.
On to Mike‘s penis. Reza tells us it has “two cell phones, it has its own Twitter account, and it can get you into any club you want to go to…like it’s very popular.” I think I’ll just leave it at that. Oh, except for the bit where Lisa Vanderpump drops in to serve drinks she was at the United Nations today speaking out on Ebola.
A caller inquires about Reza and GG’s altercation they had with Maya Rudolph that included GG throwing a drink on her! They explain their version of events: