Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Mr. Chocolate Unwrapped [Episode 15]

Posted on Mar 2 2015 - 9:26am by Ronnie D

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We are privileged to start the episode with FaceTime with Apollo who tells us he is going “asunder.” Please read a book, or two, while in prison. Phaedra, her LV bags and her spider lashes are finally returning home now that the coast is clear.  Phaedra hits her pumpkin head getting into the backseat of the car and forgets to ask security to retrieve her bags from the car. Come on Phaedra, remember your lines, girl.  What she does remember to do, however, is throw some serious shade about who her real friends are. Sounds like she is coming for you Kandi.

Speaking of Kandi, she is with team messy employees (Don Juan and Carmen) doing nothing when Todd comes back from his “business trip.” She has to ask him for a hug because this is the first time she has seen him since his return (and they have been fighting).  They start discussing the newest topic for ‘Kandi Koated Knights’ about, what else,  spicing up your sex life.  As if on cue, Team Messy Employees shade Todd about his “finger waves and hunching like a puppy” and needing pointers from Kandi” regarding his bedroom skills. #Disrespectful.  When they leave, Todd says to his wife, Kandi, let’s face it you ain’t no Rhianna.”  Say what now?  He also tries to say it is the weave protecting bonnet she wears to bed that turns him off which is why he doesn’t want any nookie from her.  Yeah that’s it.  Todd you are looking like Abraham Lincoln in your talking head, so please do not throw stones.  Kandi suggests they go to marriage counseling.  Todd asks about their finances. Kandi says HER finances are fine. Wow. #Run2MarriageCounseling.

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Cynthia meets Kenya and Claudia at a wine market for a tasting. After small talk about whose picking up the check and Cynthia adopting Atlanta-Speak for butchering wines, Kenya asks have they seen all the mess about Apollo going to prison in the news and internet.  Cynthia says she has something better, actual tea from Apollo himself. Cynthia tells them about Mr. Chocolate, steamy text messages and that Apollo showed Peter the actual receipts. 

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Kenya is floored and the waterworks began. That crying was suspect (perhaps she didn’t’ want to ruin her lashes) but I do believe she is genuinely pissed that she has been accused of being a whore by Phaedra with the entire city of Atlanta chiming in when all the while Phaedra’s buttermilk was not clean. Even Cynthia is upset about the Whore-Pocrasy of it All.  Claudia just sums it up in one Chris Brown phrase – These Heauxs Ain’t Loyal. Then Bravo gives us the real shade on how much Phaedra has lied since she joined the show with clips –  (1) about her actual due date of sex and conception before marriage; and (2) her double talking and lying to Cynthia’s face about not really giving a phuck about her. #ReceiptsByBravo. 

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Phaedra has her house cleansed by an apostle. Okay. The only thing worth mentioning about this scene was:  After the cleansing, she still kept that big azz Phine Body poster which features the demon Apollo front and center. I can’t.

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Back at Do-It-Yourself-Closet-By-Ikea, Peter is talking with Cynthia and she tells him she spilled the tea about Mr. Chocolate to the ladies.  Peter confirms that he wasn’t the only one who knows about the text messages. Apollo showed Todd as well. Cynthia says surely Kandi must know too. I wonder did Kandi warn her “friend” about what Apollo was saying.  Stay tuned. 

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Kandi stops by to visit Phaedra three days after Apollo has gone “asunder.” I believe Phaedra called Kandi over because she doesn’t strike me as someone who would allow pop up company, unless it is Apollo. In her talking head, Phaedra is shading her BFF, Kandi – she says she hasn’t seen Kandi in ages, etc. Phaedra serves lemonade without any lemon slices and wants to just shoot the breeze. Kandi wants Phaedra to cut the bull and flat out asks her what is going on? Phaedra tells her dry version of crazy madman Apollo, his drill and wall punching (cue Bravo showing a hole that looks like a picture frame was removed). Kandi asks did Apollo verbally threaten Phaedra.  Phaedra admits he did not, but she says she still kept her trigger finger ready with her 357 Magnum. She changes the subject and starts singing the praises of saint Nene and how Nene calls her every day like a good friend would. #Shade. Kandi gives Phaedra the extreme side eye. She then invites Phaedra to the dinner with all the ladies. #Payback. Phaedra says she will go, but she will need to anoint the heauxs. Gurl, if you only knew how much you would need that oil for yourself tonight.

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They arrive at the appropriately named Brazilian restaurant, Foco da Chao, which means “Fire on the Ground,” and boy did they throw flames at that dinner. Kandi is actually on time for this event, along with Cynthia, Kenya, Claudia, Porsha, and Demetria – who said nothing all night. Porsha orders her vodka, Claudia wants her sweet wine and Kenya makes small chat with the waiter. Porsha attempts to regain her peach again, when she shades Kenya in her talking head and says ” Kenya needs a lifetime supply of tap water because she is so thirsty she has to flirt with the waiter.” #FireYourWriter. At least the  waiter wasn’t married AND he isn’t an old suga daddy. #SheTriedIt  #ClaudiaStillHasYourPeach.  

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No one mentions Nene, but they wonder if Phaedra is coming. Nene and Phaedra show up together. Nene brags about being so busy studying for Brawway! Nene then turns to her newest BFF Phaedra and asks how is she doing?  Phaedra responds “just living” with a wink wink and a double eyebrow raise. She and Nene share a private joke and a hand slap. Cynthia wants Phaedra to elaborate and attempts, miserably, to bring up Apollo, Mr. Chocolate and Textgate. Nene does a impression of Cynthia’s mumbling. Cynthia hems and haws while looking at the table like a child about to get slapped that she heard Phaedra was texting another man because Apollo told Peter so Phaedra should stop throwing the whore word around. 

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Phaedra starts texting – somebody, but who? Bravo gets a close up of her phone, but then blurs it out. Dayum! Phaedra then  tells Cynthia to mind her own business and her own huzzzband. If she didn’t see it, then it’s not true. Phaedra continues to text – somebody. Cynthia says Apollo showed Peter the actual text messages. Phaedra says Apollo is a liar and if you believe those text messages then you have to believe the text messages Apollo spoke about concerning Kenya. 

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This lights the fire under Kenya who chimes in that was not the same thing. (True:  we all know if Apollo had real sleazy text messages between he and Kenya they would have been shown front and center.  He did not have any AND he admitted that he lied to piss off Phaedra. He also lied because Kenya wouldn’t give him any play). Kenya then dumps the teapot all over the table, because Cynthia sucks at it. Kenya says Phaedra has a lot of nerves calling her a whore for years and yet all this time sending sex texts to a man who isn’t your husband. Phaedra asks who? Kenya blasts, Mr. Chocolate  – the man who you are having an affair with!  Shots Fired. 

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Phaedra jumps up and takes a half swing at Kenya with her pocketbook. Then she remembers she is on camera and says “somebody take me home right now.” She apparently forgets she is also still mike’d because she cursing up a storm, with “phuck this, Imma beat somebody’s azz, this is some bullchit, and they got me phucked up.” #PottyMouth. While Phaedra was throwing her tantrum,  Nene was quiet, Porsha started drinking her vodka,and Kandi wasn’t saying a word. Kandi was probably thinking “dayum who told?”

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This carries into the parking lot. Phaedra was going to leave, but they stand in the lot talking and Phaedra kept texting – who? Kandi must have realized she let Phaedra walk out with the Puppet Master and her lackey so she runs behind them to comfort her “friend.” #TooLate. In the parking lot, Phaedra is leaning up against Porsha’s car while Nene and Porsha speak for her. Nene says it’s so wrong for folks to expect you to discuss your personal business in front of people who are not your friends. Really Nene? #DoubleStandards. Kenya, Claudia, Cynthia and Demetria catch up with them in the parking lot and Kenya continues to blast them about the Whore-Pocracy of everything. Phaedra cannot take it, Porsha cannot keep up so they  get into Porsha’s vehicle, and go home with Phaedra cursing all the way.

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Next week: Kandi and Todd go to therapy; Porsha tells Phaedra that Kandi isn’t her friend; Kandi tries to check Nene and Porsha about coming between she and Phaedra; and Phaedra checks Cynthia. Check that!

 

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  • italiano bambino

    Nene needs to stop with this discuss in private BS.. when she’s the first one to blast things SO STFU moose. Phaedra is getting a taste of her own medicine and bravo made sure of that. Porsha and her car mmmmm… I would love to see more of Demitria. Cynthia you fail to deliver the gossip. (BABY STEPS) Still fan of claudia. Glad kenya didn’t get intimidated of Moose and her lecture.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Moose is not intimidating to anyone but The Butler.

      • italiano bambino

        LOL true
        Good recap ronnie.
        I like how shadedra got MAD over Chocolate LOL

        • RonnieIsBack

          Thanks Bam
          A hit dog ALWAYS BARK.
          She is a shady bish

      • DSS

        And Fakedra and Whoresha

        • Norrth

          How about the two of them, who’ve called Kenya a whore, commiserating over their secrets being out, while driving in a car that is alleged to have come from a married man. Life is too funny, at times.

          • RonnieIsBack

            Extremely Ironic!!!!!

          • Bad Barbie

            DEAD!

    • Norrth

      OMG, every time Nene said that someone “looked” stupid, in those horrible wigs of hers, I just about fell off the sofa. Hilarity!

      • italiano bambino

        the stylist hates her LOL

    • CoolBreeze15

      LMBO at “stfu Moose.”

    • Bad Barbie

      Porsha couldn’t even pay her $4,000 rent in that big ole house she rented. Now she has a $300k car????? Suspect

  • RealitytvJunkie

    I wish the haters would stop saying Cynthia should mind her business, Phaedra is part of this reality show therefore she has nothing to hide, they are into each other business period.

    • italiano bambino

      there’s LOTS of doublestanders… Specially on the wives shows

      • Yolie

        I agree. People see what they want when they like a particular reality star.

        • italiano bambino

          yup like they find no fault

          • Yolie

            Hypocrisy at it’s best.

    • Norrth

      Right, and they were all over Kenya, with Apollo’s lie. Cynthia stood up for the truth.

    • Bad Barbie

      WORD! Besides, Phaedra gets involved in everyone else’s business BUT her own, since she didn’t even know where her huzzzzband worked.

    • Shelly Jones

      Thank you….they wanted to bring up the double standard amongst the group….the group that they are a part of.

  • Yolie

    Phaedra and her security is just too much! Girl it ain’t that serious! Just like that crazy exorcism was too much! Lol!

    • RealitytvJunkie

      The security was a complete joke! Kandi flat out asked Phaedra if Apollo was violent or threatening to her personally and Phaedra said no.

      • Yolie

        Glad I’m not the only one that observed that. Phaedra is a liar.

  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    Kandi……if she is wearing a bonnet to bed and is not getting any snooki then she is saying her weave is more important than Todd…..real sexy for a woman who sells sex toys…..she just wanted to be married and have a baby…….set Todd free and go get a donor ……doing business together is not a good idea either …..not digging the real Kandi……..Chocolate…..stupid and dumb storyline especially coming from Apollo …..Cynthia if you only had a brain but you don’t so shut it down ….Porcha we are seeing way too much of you…….

  • Norrth

    Apollo got nicked over fake documents and a fake business. Now the airhead crew wants the audience to believe that Apollo made up text messages from Phaedra to another man? They ate every word he spoke when he lied on Kenya. NOW he can’t be trusted? Ok.

    • italiano bambino

      is what’s more convinient for them. I personally im glad pahedra is getting a taste of her own venom.

      • Bad Barbie

        Me too!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Exactly…and Inconvenient Truth….

    • CoolBreeze15

      Right! It’s because Phaedra is not a threat to the viewing audience physically. She’s just a basic bama PRETENDER. Kenya keeps it real and with common sense, and she’s very pretty, therefore she’s a threat. LOL

      • classycns

        Trust if Kenya was plain Jane with the same personality she would be everyone’s favorite.

        Did you notice how pissed off Porsha was with Kenya because she was carrying on a pleasant conversation with the waiter about Brazil. Porsha, Nene and Phaedra are only concern with material things so they could never have a light hearted conversation about a foreign travel unless they were talking about 5 star hotels, designer labels and expensive jewelry. They are not cultured; Kenya is and they are why they are so pressed.

        • CoolBreeze15

          Yes you are so right and I’m going to say this, Porsha wants Kenya to notice her because she STAYS with Kenya on the brain! I believe Porsha has a secret, sexual attraction to Kenya really! I know it sounds crazy, but it’s just some weirdness there!

          • classycns

            Between Porsha and Brandi G they both either want to be her or bleep her. LOL. I’m a straight woman and I get it. I’m not intimated by beautiful women with brains. I celebrate those types of women. Oh well, still sucks to be Porsha (and Brandi). LOL.

          • CoolBreeze15

            LMBO! Exactly I’m glad someone else gets it! It’s just strange to me how obsessed these women are with her because she rarely talks about them! Kenya mostly talks about her beefs with Nene and Phaedra. She pays Vivica, Porsha, Brandi, and etc . DUST!

    • Bad Barbie

      That’s what I am saying. The only truth he ever told was about Kenya. LMAO! These people are a joke.

  • Chloe

    I’m praying for Kandi and Todd. Kandi needs to fire her disrespectful staff. Marriage and reality TV don’t mix. Kandi should know better than to bring her martial problems to TV. Bad move.

    • Yolie

      Agreed. Kandi is just too stupid AND money hungry to see it that way.

    • Dave

      Todd acts like that because Kandi and her mother, daughter, and employees don’t respect him. So now every little thing just bothers him.

  • Dave

    Why is Porsha still on the show, in every episode? GO AWAY HORSHA!

  • classycns

    Shout out to Phaedra,

    Team #airmattressesshawty.

    LOL, just playing. Never like Phaedra.

    • italiano bambino

      i used to like her until the last seasons

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Lmao! Air Mattresses by Phaedra will be her next business venture.

  • CoolBreeze15

    As always, great recap Ronnie! LOL! I loved the episode, it was good! This was one of the best I’ve seen the entire season! Honestly, the RHOA viewers are braindead idiots, the majority of them are. It’s amazing how the viewers cape for Phaedra like she’s the only woman who’s ever had a rocky marriage. Porsha is KNOWN escort and these people think she’s winning. It really says a lot about the type of people who watch this show. I’ve been invested in this show over the last 2-3 years, and I notice how the viewers always side with the most loose, ratchet women on the show. Now Kim was a mess but I don’t remember her getting the hate that Kenya, Claudia, and now Cynthia is getting this season. I must say, the hoodrats were so angry at Peter and he was only on the show for like 5 minutes! Peter did what most couples do, tell their mates about what’s going on! That is their job and you know Peter and Cynthia are messy and they always go back and forth between the divided cast. That’s just what they do. LOL.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Thanks!!!

      • CoolBreeze15

        You’re welcome!

    • Amen!! Well said.

      • CoolBreeze15

        Thanks!

    • Bad Barbie

      Ok you can make your point across without insulting viewers. If you are watching and are invested like you said, then you are just like the rest of the viewers? Think about it.

      I do agree with your points though. There is nothing messier and low rent than Porsha.
      Nene is a walking contradiction and Phaedra is a scam.

      • CoolBreeze15

        You have no idea what the type of ugly comments I saw last night towards Peter, Cynthia, Kenya, Claudia, etc. I saw death threats, people saying they were going to spit in their faces, people saying they need to mind their own business. Yes, I do feel that if you cape for people who are known escorts and fake Christians, you portray yourself as a braindead idiot. A lot of the viewers are that. However, there are some people that I conversed with who are intelligent and see this stuff as it is. I don’t sugarcoat anything at this point because I feel that I have seen it all.

        • Bad Barbie

          Oh wow! That’s something crazy. These fans take it too serious.

          • CoolBreeze15

            Yes they do, so if I offend you, my apologies, but I have seen some of the sickest comments!

          • Bad Barbie

            No need for apologies. Took no offense to be honest. LOL
            People are crazy and go hardcore for these shows, uh?!
            As if they cared about us anyway…

          • CoolBreeze15

            LOL right! Some of these housewives don’t even follow their hardcore fans on social media, particularly Twitter!

        • charma

          Death threats? Anybody foolish enough to do that over the web shows you how intelligent they are, not worth getting upset over.

        • Death threats is taking way too far. Some people really need to get a damn life. That’s pathetic!

          • CoolBreeze15

            Yes I’ve seen it all Seuss!

        • Babson_Chick

          now that is just dewrong!! on here we love to snark and share our thoughts but don’t believe in acting like dumb fools – heck they’re supposed to entertain us so can’t take it too seriously

          • CoolBreeze15

            People of all ages get really emotionally involved in this buffoonery LOL

        • RonnieIsBack

          that is cray cray..but I believe you…some people that this chit too serioulsy like Nene is paying their rent…

          • CoolBreeze15

            Exactly! Instagram and Facebook is proof and I like at these people and they look like the scum of our society. They look like the type of folks you see on World Star Hip Hop videos fighting over weed, weaves, pocket books, etc…LOL

          • CoolBreeze15

            Nene wouldn’t dare pay their rent because she strikes me as the type to keep all her coins toherself, LOL!

  • Great recap, Ronnie! I really enjoyed last night’s episode. One thing I can say is, love or hate RHOA, all the ladies never disappoint.

    First, I’ll start with Fakedra’s voodoo ritual . I’m not opposed to having a home prayed over but that was no exorcism and Phaedra needs to stop. When the “apostle?” said “fix it Jesus” I fell off my chair ROFLMAO!! Phaedra is a dan fool.

    Kandi and Todd…sorry Kandi but your money can’t buy love and Todd is an opportunist.

    Kandi is distancing herself from Phaedra because Todd had hipped her to Fakedra’s lying, cheating no good ways. And Kandi hates Nene so if Nene and remembers when Phaedra did too so Kandi is staying nuetral.

    The dinner confrontation was everything. Phaedra jumped up because the truth hurts! No one gets mad over a lie. You shrug a lie off and laugh. I love how Nene and Fakedra arrived together and are so close now…..bwahahahaha! Those 2 are made for each other.

    • Bad Barbie

      I have a feeling that Kandi’s lack of support will make her the next target for Nene and Phaedra. For real!? Last season Nene was spreading rumors about Phaedra’s college days and being the “head doctor” and now they are besties? lol

      • I definitely see that coming. Phaedra is the type of friend that likes blind followers instead of friends that will keep it 100 with her.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Thanks chica!!!

      You betta believe Todd is telling Kandi that Fakedra isn’t your friend…

      Nene and Fakedra = Bulwinkle and Rocky…

    • classycns

      Just to piggy back off of what you said about Todd not trusting Phaedra. I heard (but can’t confirm) the tea that during the Booty gate fiasco that Phaedra asked Todd to help produce the DVD. He quoted a cheaper rate than Kenya but wait for it………….he never got paid either. Hahahaha and SMH.

      Next week Porsha is going to show her true colors and stab Kandi in the back. Didn’t Kandi support Porsha on and off camera during her divorce, her attack of Kenya and give her an acting job in her play? Interesting indeed. Kandi doesn’t have any real friends on or off the show.

  • RonnieIsBack

    I thought it was hilarious when Ayden offered the Apostle a plain cookie and his wife said “Nah apostle don’t like none of that chocolate stuff!”
    Mr. Chocolate was on everybody’s mind that day LOL

    • Those apostles were something else. Bizarre is putting it mildly.

      • Babson_Chick

        Phae loves to put on a “show” and brings out the bizarre for sure!!

  • CoolBreeze15

    As far as Phaedra is concerned, that is nothing but karma and I LOVED how Bravo went back showed all the times Phaedra had lied. Smart move! People have to realize that allegations have been out about Phaedra from people who knew her long before RHOA but for some reason a lot of the viewing audience chooses to dismiss that very fact. Apollo NEVER revealed any text messages between him and Kenya. It was all TALK. Apollo flirted back with Kenya but that doesn’t mean anything inappropriate happened. Phaedra, look at how many times during this show she has talked about sex, her and Kandi. Both women talk like hoes who have slept with all ATL. Now, I really think this might be the beginning of the end of Phaedra and Kandi’s friendship. If this is real, I know Kandi has got to be wondering why Phaedra is acting so stupid where Nene is concerned. Nene uses EVERYONE to her advantage and then she disposes them when she’s done. Even Marlo confirmed this.

    • Bad Barbie

      Phaedra is unreal. smh She’s lied too many times on screen now. Then makes that constipated mug and acts stupid as if she has dementia to not know wtf she said. Whatever. I never liked her above everyone attitude because she has a huzzzzzzzzzband. Look how low she fell.

      • CoolBreeze15

        LOL! Exactly! I was loving her getting embarrassed last night and I KNEW she wasn’t going to hit Kenya. She’s all talk. She may can “read” but Kenya is TALLER than Phaedra and I do believe she could easily knock her out!

        • Bad Barbie

          I am baffled that she still has a license to practice law. Then again, who is hiring. The cases that she had on screen, she misrepresented them and lost. Sheree’s exhusband was the best! LOL

          Someone came on here capping for her saying that she was just the lawyer representing the real lawyer from out of state blah blah blah. IDGAF! You are standing next to a client in court, you are representing them. She failed! The same thing happened with the case with Kandi. Kandi didn’t really win the judgement against Kim Z.

          • CoolBreeze15

            LOL! No brain cells, I’m just so disappointed that not a lot of people know about Angela Stanton and Jessica Voker! These two women had TONS of tea on Phaedra and shiesty ways!

          • Bad Barbie

            and Gayle St. Julien. His “Right hand bish” who said in her testimony that “someone had to stay home and raise those boys”. In reality, just because someone is a crook and breaks the law, doesn’t mean they lie about EVERYTHING. If that was the case, these testimonies will not be admissible in court. She did dry snitch on Phaedra saying that she was well aware ON RECORD. Why is Phaedra not in the hot seat too, she must wear a lot of kneepads in the legal circle in ATL.

          • CoolBreeze15

            It’s Andy and Bravo’s fault why Phaedra isn’t in the hot seat! Andy doesn’t like Kenya and some of the other housewives so he capes for Phaedra or tries to make her look good anyway he can. I’ve noticed this now. He NOW laughs at the jokes towards Nene but at one time he was like that with her. But it’s very obvious he’s protecting Phaedra always talking about Ayden and how she can “read.” Phaedra is ugly and Andy is a gay man, so I don’t know what it is about Phaedra that he likes so much. Phaedra don’t even seem like she likes gays like that.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Bravo throws THE best shade…
      And did you see how busted they all looked back then…hehehheeh

      • CoolBreeze15

        Yes!!! Plastic surgery does the body wonders LOL!

  • CoolBreeze15

    Also, I HATE that Bravo is giving Porsha more airtime than Demetria! It’s not fair because Demetria has had some very interesting interviews pertaining to RHOA and she also feels that the hypocrisy among the women is disgusting. I heard she put up a long Instagram post about her thoughts about the episode. She calls out Phaedra and Nene. I sure hope Kenya, Claudia, Cynthia, and Demetria ALL READ those other girls their rights. Kandi needs to read too! I don’t want to see no tears and all that mess. This right here is Kenya’s chance to SHINE at this reunion, no matter what the braindead hoodrats on social media think. I don’t like Andy Cohen because I feel he tries to protect Phaedra. He needs to let it go. The intelligent viewers see through this fraud and that’s that. Apollo will be in jail for the next several years so Andy needs to let that die. Porsha should tread lightly! Peter talks to Kordell I’m sure and I’m certain he wouldn’t mind embarrassing her at the reunion with some tea! Same goes for Phaedra because it seems Apollo and Peter talk from time to time even now!

    • RonnieIsBack

      YEs and Demetria actually has talent…

      • CoolBreeze15

        She has an amazing voice and she seems like a fun girl!

  • CoolBreeze15

    Todd is soooo over Kandi, it’s so obvious. I can’t say I blame him. Kandi acts like the man in her relationship with Todd. Most men are the ones in the relationship BEGGING to get intimidate, am I right? LOL.

  • Bad Barbie

    Funny how these Angry birds can talk smack about others and attack people’s characters without “fact checking” for like 4 seasons and then when it is done to them, they have a problem. Phaedra talks about everyone’s relationship or character. She got heated when it was done to her. Hilarious!

    Nene is such a hypocrite. She is another one that talks about people who she said herself “heard about her but don’t know her” (claudia) and yet she has different set of rules for her crew. Didn’t she spill that Phaedra was called the “head doctor”?. LOL

    Kandi- stay out of it. You are a smart girl but watch your minding your business, will backfire on you. Now that Phaedra feels like you are not “supportive”, you and your marriage are the next target. Wat ch.

    • CoolBreeze15

      I agree!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Co-Sign all day!!!!

  • CoolBreeze15

    I’m going to tell you who should mind their business, VIVICA FOX!!! Those old, dusty bird is STILL pressed over Kenya and Celebrity Apprentice ended like 2 weeks ago, am I right? Vivica is just like Tamar. They stick their neck in the drama of shows that don’t involve them and pass judgments. Smh. Nene is a grown woman she don’t need these fake stars trying to cape for her!

    • charma

      Viv is starting to come across kray-kray about this phone thing. She needs to let it go, whatever happened. It was a stupid prank.

      • Viv lost me with her ghetto behavior and I really believe she tweeted that stuff about menopause herself.

        • Babson_Chick

          That’s why I love CA – we get to see the “real” person not just their persona. Hope all is well with you.

          • So true! Hey Babs. Hope all is well.

          • Babson_Chick

            Doing great thanks – enjoying spring weather!! How bout you?????

          • That sounds really nice, Babs. Glad to hear that. Things are fine on my end. I can’t complain.

      • RonnieIsBack

        She trying to keep her name up in lights until the next Sharknado movie comes out.

    • Bad Barbie

      VF is still butthurt that Fifty cut her off.

      • RonnieIsBack

        She nearly died when his stock split to $300 mil….right after he dumped her thirsty azz.

        • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

          Think maybe Viv needs a little Preparation-H?
          Or something a little stronger?

          • RonnieIsBack

            heheh she needs an enima to unplug all that bullchit she has backing her up.
            Nothing worse than a thirsty grandma…

        • classycns

          LOL, that even hurt my feeling!

          • RonnieIsBack

            LOL I know right…I was like cotdayum Fiddy! U did that!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Jigsaw makes my azz ache…

      • CoolBreeze15

        LMBO!

  • Jane Doe

    I could care less if Apollo lied about whatever happened between he and Kenya. When you watch those episodes back, she does exhibit some inappropriate behavior that no wife would accept.
    There is certainly something shady about Phaedra. And this show she is putting on is tired. I don’t think Text Gate is the same as this chocolate stuff. What is between a husband and wife is between them. And Phaedra is certainly crazy to think Nene is her friend.
    Porsha is wack and has nothing to offer like Claudia and Kenya.
    Kandi needs to check her family and friends if she expects their marriage to last. There’s no respect there and Todd looks over it.
    Cynthia needs to go somewhere with her stumbling behind. What really was the point of her bringing up the affair and in such a wack.
    I’m over most of the cast and it seems it is time for this show to end.

    • Bad Barbie

      The point was that had that been about Kenya, Claudia, Cynthia, Demetria, or even Kandi … NENE would have brought it up or Phaedra. They have brought up others issues in the past. They are not exempt. FACK THAT!
      Glad someone is calling Phaedra’s bs out.

      • RonnieIsBack

        Me too!

  • doggiedaddy

    Phaedra always looks like I feel when watching this group of phonies.
    Bored out of my mind.

    • Babson_Chick

      truth!!

  • Dani-K

    Great job Ronnie! I don’t believe a word that comes out of Apollo’s mouth. If he lied about Kenya, then he probably lied about Phaedra. Smart of fogo de chao to move these ladies to a private room since a brawl nearly took place. As for the house exorcism, Phaedra just needs to sell it. She probably can’t afford it anyway. And when Nene graced us with her presence because she’s so busy with “brawway” yet not to busy to call Phaedra every day and get the gossip, I thought to myself, RHOA doesn’t need her anymore. Just my opinion.

    • Bad Barbie

      She lasted like 6 weeks on Bway. LOL

      • RonnieIsBack

        Barely…

      • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

        BB, she replaced Sherri Shepard… ‘Nuff said. LOL!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Thanks Dani!

  • charma

    I have to read this blog to feel like I still got my common sense about this show. What the h is going on with Mary over at Realitytea? Her blogs…

    • Bad Barbie

      Just like every blog there.. biased. And the same 4 users talking to each other. zzzzzzzzz

      • charma

        Its like what show are they watching?? Surely they can’t see the same things actually on the screen.

      • italiano bambino

        LOL!!!!!!

      • RonnieIsBack

        I just couldn’t get with them either making up chit…or blogging based on reading other folks blogs…a day late.
        #SorryChit

    • classycns

      I know. I used to love Reality Tea. Would go there every day. I avoid that blog like the Ebola virus. It used to be so fun and lighthearted over there. Kenya even got bloggers pressed especially Mary. LOL.

    • italiano bambino

      I just don’t bother reading them anymore i go straight to the comments and talk shit.

      • nn

        Me too! I feel asleep 30 min into this show last night but I’m still talking! LOL

    • RonnieIsBack

      Yall are super kind and I love it!!!! Come on ovah!!!! We only give REAL tea here..no instant watered down chit!

    • Shelly Jones

      Mary is too busy trying to read and be snarky to give a review…I don’t read them I read the comments.

  • Babson_Chick

    Before I talk smack I have to go asunder!!!!!!! And I confess I’m back eating out of cans.

    • italiano bambino

      LOL only atlanta cast

      • Babson_Chick

        Yes!!! how ya doing Bam??

    • RonnieIsBack

      LOL he is such an ignorant azz.

      • Babson_Chick

        For sure – Next – countdown for divorce papers to be filed – probably in the works (don’t feel bad for her as he was a con)

        • RonnieIsBack

          who knows…Shady Phae has been threatening to file the divorce papers for almost a year…..I say either chit or get off the pot…
          OR GO TO JAIL.

    • God takes care of babies and fools, Apollo will be fine. LOL

  • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

    Is it just me or does Fakedra’s, (Head Doctor) right knee, (Head Doctor) look seriously jacked up? (Head Doctor)

    LMFAO! Awesome re-cap as usual Ronnie! So on point! Read these bishes. You gals at AAtT are so good I don’t even watch half the shows anymore. I just come here & read the re-caps!

    2 snaps in a circle for you Gurl.
    http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h82/mgmanm1/LOLGifs/LOLGifs5/mof.gif

    So good you deserve better than a high 5. High 7 to you Ronnie!

    HEEEEEEY!
    http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140316201027/walkingdead/images/f/fa/Andrew-aww-snaps.gif

    • italiano bambino

      LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    • RonnieIsBack

      LMAO..I lovesss ya Tiger!!!!!! Mwah!

      • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

        Right back atcha Boo! ❤

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    • Shelly Jones

      Tigerlilly….lmao!

  • Jeff H

    Are there any other races in Atlanta that could be on this show to prove how diverse the city is? These clowns do not represent the true Atlanta.

    • RonnieIsBack

      That hooka Kim (Wigs N Cigs) Bierman (used to be Big Poppa’s Mistress) Kroy’s gold digging wife was on the show from the beginning. Once she landed Bubba and pushed out a few babies and got those push gifts..she bounced.

      And guess what? She acted just as ignorant, rachet, and thirsty as the present day ladies…

      #I’mNotShocked

    • rb18

      Wow, go figure Hu Jeff. You didn’t know. You woke up and it was 2015!

  • Shelly Jones

    I am soo late…I wish I had been here yesterday…im so sick of Phaedra, Nehe and Whoresha I don’t know what to do with myself.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Nevah evah too late to join the party!!!!!!!
      Yassss! I cannot wait until the reunion…