Porsha Williams ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Audition Tape! Watch Video

Posted on Feb 17 2015 - 1:36pm by BeachSpin

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Porsha Williams was demoted to a part time ‘Housewife’ this season on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” However, she seems to still appear on the show a lot, way too often for someone who yanked a fellow cast member to the floor by the roots during  last season’s reunion show. She is now a fixture on the Rickey Smiley radio show, and has been working overtime to gain relevance any way that she can. Her latest show biz pursuit is to land a spot on “Dancing With the Stars,” following in the epic hoof prints of the only other Atlanta cast member who can stand to be in her presence, Nene Leakes. 

Porsha and Rickey have composed an inspiring audition video, proposing her services in ways never offered before, here or abroad. I can’t tell if the video began seriously and ended as a joke, or was a failed attempt at comedy to begin with, but the feel-up fest did reveal the probable reason for Porsha’s apparent station popularity. My guess is that a stint with DWTS would satisfy Porsha’s ongoing pursuit of fame, and give Dish Nation’s Rickey and friends lots to banter about on Tuesdays.

 

Let’s get real here. Unless I am forgetting someone, there have been four ‘Real Housewives’ cast on DWTS. Joanna Krupa (gorgeous supermodel) and Lisa Rinna (a likable soap star hustler) were on seasons prior to their signing with Bravo.  The only two ‘Housewives’ cast on the show while active with Bravo were Lisa Vanderpump and Nene Leakes. Lisa has been a fan favorite since “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” began, and Nene is a flamboyant performer, and satisfies the costume department’s desire to dress a drag queen. A porn-esque styled character with limited brain power (OK… Pamela Anderson, maybe) has never been done before…could the show really be getting that desperate?

Dancing With the Stars” has generally avoided the female ghetto dynamic, with Snooki Polizzi being the one ‘My Fair Lady’ reach into that demographic. I have watched “Dancing With the Stars” since the beginning and sincerely hope that they resist venturing to the trashy and dumb side, and instead shoot for classy and intelligent. Maybe Claudia Jordan could be convinced to put those dancin’ shoes on!

Do you want to see Porsha strut her stuff on “Dancing With the Stars?” Tell us what you think. Sound off in the comments.

 

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  • italiano bambino

    In not on favor of the kim Z 2.0 aka porsha but if Dancing with the stars hire kim Kardashian i do see her getting hired to embarrassed herself.

  • She Stinks!

    Porsha just isn’t D list enough, she’s Z list! She gotta move up the ladder a bit to get on this train wreck show!

    • nn

      I was just thinking the exact same. She is not “celebrity” enough, IMO.

    • Lucy94

      So true! She’s not even a full fledged housewife! How would they introduce her? Friend of ATL Housewives?

  • Dani-K

    Funny! As I was reading this I though Claudia would be a better choice, too. I don’t see DWTS hiring Porsha. Girl has rage issues. No telling what she would do to one of those dancers if they made her mad.

  • Birdie

    I would be up for it if she gets paired with a coach who has no patience for STUPID. That might be amusing…counting and moving at the same time may present a bit of a challenge.

  • Norrth

    My vote is failed attempt at humor.

  • LovetoLoveLoversareforLoving

    They need to get Porsha, Blac Chyna, Amber Rose, and some of the chicks from LAHH so that we can actually relate to the dancers. Don’t the producers of Dancing with the stars realize that they need more than old white people who fell asleep on the sofa and couldn’t change the channel to watch it?

  • DLister

    I honestly do not understand the appeal of this show.

  • Babson_Chick

    OH please No to Porsha appearing on any show except maybe The Bullwinkle Hour which I miss anyway.

  • Mustang

    It seems to me that she is mocking DWTS in this “audition” tape. So much so, that I question whether or not this really is supposed to be a legit try out. If it is, she could use some tutoring on how to apply for a job.

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    This is a joke. Come on.