#RHOA: Claudia Jordan Explains Why She’s Not Trying to Be Porsha’s Friend

Posted on Feb 10 2015 - 4:39pm by Dani-K

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Claudia Jordan star of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” would like to make one thing clear: She’s not trying to be Porsha’s friend. She took to her very long blog to answer some questions asked by Bravotv.com about Claudia’s thoughts on Porsha and NeNe after viewing this week’s episode. For example, what was going through Claudia’s mind when she watched their ladies-bashing lunch? 

I wasn’t surprise at all. Since they only hang out with each other, what else are they going to do besides talk about me, Cynthia, and Kenya? I mean seriously, without their beefs with us, what would they talk about? We are the focus of every single one of their conversations, tweets, blogs, and talking points. Now I’m not saying that we have never discussed these “ladies,” but we talk about other things as well. We actually have lives outside of NeNe and Porsha.”

Oh, snap! NeNe and Porsha, you’ve just been handed War & Peace – read that!

Claudia continued,

“And speaking of NeNe and Porsha, is anyone else tickled by the newest BFFs of RHOA? Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t NeNe the one who so eloquently told Kim (who she’s now “friends” with again) to close her legs to married men? Isn’t Porsha’s African man married? I’m so confused! I point this out not because I care personally what they do, but simply to illustrate how the hypocrisy and double standards in this group work!”

 

“NeNe is well aware of all her gifts from a married man, but now all of a sudden she doesn’t care if Porsha sleeps with this guy?”

Of course, Claudia knew what she was signing up for when she joined RHOA and as a past contestant on both Season 2 and Season 6 of Celebrity Apprentice, this should be right up her alley.

“Now some people may think that I have been quite aggressive with Porsha and NeNe, and I can totally see how one could think that,” Claudia explained. “My issue with these clowns is that they really try to get people to think they are so “unbothered.” (It’s interesting you would proclaim that after my infamous, “That’s why you’re so bothered,” line in Puerto Rico. Oh and you’re welcome for the inspiration behind your new T-shirt line.) Or that they are so busy with so many jobs that they couldn’t possibly be out here making phone calls, DMing former friends on Twitter, and googling to “get the dirt” on someone with so few “acc-o-lades” as myself.”

Are you wondering why RHOA seems to obsess over being married or having a man (even if that man is going to prison for 8 years)? Claudia shares her thoughts on that topic and has a message for women in America.

“Let me clarify something for Miss Thang, who for some reason seems to be obsessed with my dating life, my sex life, and my clitoris. (Creeper Alert!) I have been married and I have also been engaged. I didn’t think it was right for me, unlike others that would marry because the ring was nice and the man was wealthy. I didn’t feel it in my heart, so I didn’t go through with it. Women like this kill me, who think that a woman is somehow a failure if she isn’t validated by marriage. Please tell that to all the women in America that will never get married. And are you mocking them? Are they not “accomplished” in your book? That is ridiculous! By this logic are we to believe that NeNe thinks she is better than Condoleezza Rice, Oprah Winfrey, and a Jill Scott because she “accomplished” getting married to Gregg Leakes? This can’t be real life! Miss me with that!”

So why go to Porsha’s party for Dish Nation? 

“I need to make something clear — like crystal clear. I am not trying to be Porsha’s friend. I know it may appear that way at that meeting at the Dish Nation party. But my main concern was the vibe amongst the rest of the people we have to work with at the station. People had noticed the shade, which was causing people to feel very uncomfortable at the studio.” Claudia clarified, “I showed up to her party, pretty much because I had to go! It was raining outside, I knew things were weird since I blasted her in Puerto Rico, and honestly I’d rather have stayed home watching Family Guy. But I felt torn since the entire morning crew was going, and since I was still new, I thought it would show that I was at least trying if I showed up.”

In closing, Claudia has interesting observations and expectations of Porsha.

“It’s funny that Porsha will scream from the roof top how “unbothered” she supposedly is, but will run out in the middle of a conversation when it gets real. I suspect her EQ may be even lower than her IQ if that is even possible! Have a grown woman conversation like a big girl. Oh wait…am I really expecting substance from the same girl that put on gifted Tom Ford lotion in the middle of our other conversation and uses words such as “woomp woomp woomp” just to avoid accountability? OK, my mistake!”

 

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  • italiano bambino

    I like her she acts and portrait herself real. I can easy smell bs. So far not yet

    • Bad Barbie

      Nope! None! That is why the fakes are not liking her because she is not backing down to nobody and she is not making up lies either.

  • LovetoLoveLoversareforLoving

    It’s sad how jealous Claudia is of Porsha and Nene. If Claudia could get what Porsha has, she would drop what she’s doing in a second. What’s a woman without a man, just some unclaimed baggage…

    • Coco

      There really is no way to tell if someone is jealous of another person. How could we know for sure that she is jealous? Discussing annoyances or a plain dislike of someone doesn’t necessarily constitute jealousy. It’s such a subjective term — I don’t know why people insist on saying that someone “is just jealous” of someone else if they just simply do not like the person.

      • Bad Barbie

        There are too forms of Jealousy. One that you want what someone else has, like someone’s husband. And the other, you are protective of yours, like your husband. Only one of these applies in this case and that is Porsha. Who is warned not to set foot in Nigeria.

    • cait

      Wow, I know Claudia must be so jealous of Bray-Bray because of her beautiful figure, her dazzling, horsey gnashers and her wiggamuffin noodle hair ! Oooh ! I forgot her amazing dress/T-shirt sense !

    • cait

      I can only imagine why Claudia was jealous of Pro-shia ! ‘Cause she seems to have a cash-earning on your back, kind of career/lifestyle ! Claudia, follow their lead and you too can become a total FECKIN’ MORON !

    • cait

      “If Claudia could get what Porsha has, she would drop what she’s doing in a second” So would I, pal, I would be feckin’ skidding the streets to the nearest STD Clinic !

      • Bad Barbie

        LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • Bad Barbie

      You are watching Love ad hip Hop boo. Tune to 18.

  • Simon Birch

    I just love the pure and logical instincts and actions of Claudia Jordan ~ She sums up these scatter brains so eloquently that it puts a smile on my face… It’s good to see somebody think clearly and be able to communicate TRUTH!

    • Bad Barbie

      That’s what proper education can do to a person sometimes…

      Porsha has the vocabulary of a 6yr old.
      Nene is the most boughetto person on TV.

  • Carmen Mitchell

    I really hope that Nene keeps her word this time and does what she’s been saying for awhile now and just LEAVE.. it won’t be soon enough.

    • Bad Barbie

      She wont cause she has no other job or gig. Such “mogul” like herself you know…

  • Norrth

    That “womp womp womp” sound from Porsha killed me. It was the dumbest thing I’d seen on television in a LONG time.

    • Shelly Jones

      Since she thought the underground railroad was an actual rail road.

  • CoolBreeze15

    Hands down best blog of the season!!! She said EVERYTHING that I’ve been saying for the past year and then some. Yes it was long, but it was to the point accurate, and truthful! These ATL women are very biased and judgemental of prettier women who are NOT from ATL originally. Anybody else pick that up? Notice how the gang wasn’t really feeling Porsha her first season but then soon after they all “tried” to act like she was so cool. They never did that with Kenya. Cynthia treated her nice over time but they were threatened by her the whole time and smeared her reputation with lies and every since Claudia read Nene in Puerto Rico all these virus infected, low budget urban ATL bloggers have been coming for her throat about her supposedly “hoeish past.” Smh. So when she made the attached comment I knew right then something was up. Nene and Porsha are most likely behind the bad press Claudia has been getting on these blogs. Possibly Phaedra too.

  • Bad Barbie

    Claudia is really the GOAT this season. LOL

    Porsha all of the sudden got brass ballz. She needs to give them back to Nene. She is so ridiculous and a water down hypocrite. She can talk about what someone else has and doesn’t have but nobody can remind her about herself? Yeah ok bish please. AND Porsha stop twirling that 24 Euro wave, you are not even that pretty to think you’re a doll. Well, you are a BRATZ like doll.

    Nene is so pathetic. “I need to relocate to NY for Broadway”. How did that 3 week relocation go? LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • Shelly Jones

      OMG…did you just call her a bratz doll…lmao…then you asked nene how was her 3 week relocation….LMAO…Girl you are my hero for today. 🙂

  • Shelly Jones

    Poorsha was her usual delusional, immature self, refusing to own up to her stuff. Claudia was trying to have a conversation with her and she kept cutting Claudia off. The point Claudia was trying to make is….lets be cordial because we have to see each other at work. Dummy is taking it as a forgive me for comment and lets be friends speech. NO ding bat. She couldn’t get that talking about discernment and knowing who to have in her life…girl sit down. Claudia is not even talking about that….stay on topic. Her head is soo far in the clouds is ridiculous. The only discernment this whore has is knowing which sugar daddie will buy her the most expensive presents. This girl is doing tricks for treats. Disgusting. Video hoe, turned preacher, turned wife, turned pop star, turned divorcee, turned whore. BYE WHORESHA!