Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Rumble In The Puerto Rican Jungle Part 2 [Episode 11]

Posted on Jan 19 2015 - 8:18am by Ronnie D

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Hello Tea Drinkers!!! Last week on the”Real Housewives of Atlanta” we were dining at Shadefest 2014 and the gloves were completely off between Nene and Claudia. We’re back and they are still going at it. Nene is once again talking about how Claudia is jealous of her paper because she is a Rich Bish. Claudia tells her she is envious of nothing Nene has, including her wack clothing line or car repossessions. Nene says look at the cars in her garage now. Nene shades Claudia spaghetti strapped maxi dress. Claudia responds that Nene should lay off the spaghetti.  We all know carbs are not a girl’s best friend. Nene says her dress is off the runway. Claudia tells her runway sizes do not come in XXL. Nene says you can get them in XXL when you have the coin. Claudia tells her she paid too much because her dress looks like it came from Ross. Hey, I like Ross Dress For Less. Nene goes to her old standby “Gurl Bye” and Claudia ask is she leaving.   The back and forth is getting old.  How many ways can you slay Nene? I guess at least one more time because Nene ignorantly takes this opportunity to insult Claudia’s real hair because she is wearing a bob. What’s wrong with a bob? Kandi is sporting a weaved bob. Claudia says well at least she is not wearing a hair cap. #Dead. Kandi admits in her talking head that Claudia has said EV-ER-RY-THANG that people wanted to say to Nene. Fight Over.

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Team Beauty leaves the table and take a walk to discuss how ratchet the conversation went. Claudia felt she had to speak up for Demetria because they were ganging up on her and throwing shade about her career left and right.  Bravo shows us the footage of Nene and Phaedra rudeness. #Ungrateful. Claudia is even more upset with Porsha and her “alligator wide azz mouth gold digging azz” cackling and laughing up a storm while she and Nene were fighting. Claudia feels pot definitely meet kettle because Porsha is seeing a married man. I’ll bet you Porsha is regretting the day she went to Miami with Claudia and shared her lifestyle and ambitions to get a wealthy African with her.

READ: EXCLUSIVE: Porsha Williams’ Married Sugar Daddy Exposed – See Pics!

At the table with Team Beast, Phaedra simply cannot understand why Demetria thought she was being shady. Really Shady Phae? All the ladies tell Phaedra to basically cut the B.S. she shaded Demetria.    

The next day, Kandi calls Don Juan her assistant to see how A Mother’s Love play rewrites are going. She is excited that they are talking the play on the road. We already know how this ends.  #DetroitShowWasCancelled.  #AMotherIsDismissed.

Nene, Phaedra and Porsha are having breakfast and (gasp!) Nene admits that she started the argument with Claudia. Porsha looks dazed and confused.  It goes fast girl. Phaedra is saying how tired she is because she didn’t go to bed until 4 am. Nene tells us in her talking head that she “ain’t mad at Phaedra for talking on the phone with another man till the wee hours in the morning.” She also says “chile yo stuff should not be locked up for 8 “cheers.” Did Nene just out Mr. Chocolate? #StopTellingNeneYourBusiness.

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While window shopping at Cartier, Porsha spots a $440,000 necklace and says she can work that out.Nene in her talking head wonders how Porsha is able to do this.   #ThisIsHowUShadeUrBFF.

Kenya, Cynthia and  Claudia decided to take in the sights and go to a Pina Colada tasting because they are in Puerto Rico. Claudia had a head start earlier by the pool and loves the rum. The ladies celebrate and laugh at how Claudia really gave Nene the business the night before. Claudia says she was just sick of the double standards and Nene projecting her bad behavior on everyone else, so she had to get a raggedy bish together. 

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Demetria visits Phaedra to apologize for making the comment about Apollo’s prison sentence. Of course Phaedra accepts her apology, but never acknowledges her part in the conversation.  She actually tells Demetria that if she felt she was being shaded, she should have just came to Phaedra and told her. Excuse me, isn’t that what she tried to do at the table, but Phaedra kept dismissing her like she was talking out of her neck?  They exchange compliments about their dresses and get ready to go to what else – another Kandi Bedroom party  – Puerto Rico edition.   On the way to the party Nene actually calls Porsha a THOT (remember folks it means “That Hoe Over There”). Porsha says yes she is being very THOTFUL and high fives Nene.    #AcceptingBrainDonationsPlease. At the party they play pass the dildos and other games that are just too boring to mention. I actually glazed over when Porsha started talking about how her sugar daddy turns her on and calls her degrading names.  Next.

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The next morning each group throw on their swimsuits to enjoy the beach and/or pool activities. The contrast is glaring to say the least. Let’s just say it is quite obvious which teams spends their time at the gym before drinking and which team does not. Kenya, Claudia and Cynthia look like Josie and the Pussycats, having fun in the sun in bikinis with taunt figures and makeup flirting with the poolside bartenders.   

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Nene, Porsha, Phaedra and Kandi looked more like Dorothy, Rose, Sophia and Blanche,  of the Golden Girls.   

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The women are taking  the shuttle ride to hear Demetria perform. On the bus, Nene takes the time to let the women know that although she really doesn’t care for them, she would never knock their “akelaides”  and with that she announces that she is going to be on BROADWAY, just to rub it in. She invites them to come see her (we all know they did not). Team Beauty applauses and actually congratulates Nene on her accomplishments. Claudia then tells Nene that she really should take her own advice and stop knocking  the accolades and accomplishments of others.   Nene says she apologizes. Claudia says Nene should not have called her a whore because it is not true. Kandi and Cynthia feels that Claudia should just be so grateful that Nene apologized about anything because she never does. Claudia isn’t having it. Nene then apologizes for the whore comment. Wow. That is a first.  Everything would have been fine but Porsha chooses this time to stick her nose in the mix and try to scold Claudia about moving on.  This is when the conversation turns. Claudia lets the Thot-Who-Tried-It know that she didn’t appreciate her laughing loudly to the high heavens when Nene was attacking her virtue.  She tells her clearly she is the last person who should laugh at whore comments because Porsha is sleeping with a married man and accepting high end gifts from him as payment.  

READ: EXCLUSIVE: Porsha Williams’ Married Sugar Daddy Exposed – See Pics!

Kandi is laughing and texting somebody this tea. Nene says nothing and Porsha looks stunned. She tries to deny it but Claudia says they have mutual friends and she needs to stop lying.  Kenya co-signs what Claudia is saying and Porsha basically tells her to shut up or she will sue her for slander, but not Claudia…interesting. Cynthia pipes up and tells Nene that she is well aware of Porsha’s married benefactor. Nene tries to hush Cynthia up and gives her a look like “gurl I told you that when we were friends.  Shhhh.” Porsha tells Claudia that she is a contradictory. Yup, not a contradiction, but a contradictory. Claudia just shakes her head at the dumbness of it all.

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They arrive 20 minutes late for Demetria’s performance. Demetria is doing a great job and even The Brat joins her on stage. I like the song “One Hunnit.” Porsha laments in her talking head that she loved the concert but after the bus ride, she is ready to go home. I’ll bet you are. #WhenThotsAreExposedOnNationalTV.

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Next week Kordell is back and ready to mingle with…Claudia! 

 

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  • Susan Thorne Zavagli

    Nene is getting to be too much about all the money she has…..shows she has no class as a actor…..yes she is talented …why this need to brag…..and why this need to get involved in the petty nonsense and make a spectacle of herself ….the rude comments out of her mouth towards Claudia were disgusting and unprofessional

    • Jersey

      ITA. She always goes to the money when in an argument because she has no other come backs. She did the same with Sheree.

      • Susan Thorne Zavagli

        she even rubs it in Greg’s face……

        • RonnieIsBack

          while he is carrying the bags…you know he is still pissed about the $300,000 he loaned her to get on the show…

          • Marsbars09

            That wasn’t no loan honey. Greg was a loving husband at the time trying to make his wife’s dreams of fame come true. I’m sure it’s a different story today.

          • RonnieIsBack

            All Marsie you didn’t hear his glorious radio interview? You know the embarassing convo that was played on the air and NayNay heard it and wasd crying off her lashes and told Greg “you done me wrong!”..he was going off on her saying she was smellign herself and he wanted his money back….that was season 2…after that she chopped off his saggy balls…

          • Susan Thorne Zavagli

            they were married ……anyhow he has gotten that money back quadruple ……as long as he remains married to her he has it made she holds that prenup over his head

        • Marsbars09

          Nene treats Gregg like crap.

          • chacha1

            Chicken George loves it ….. he even wipes her ass

      • Marsbars09

        You know Nene doesn’t have much. That’s why she’s still on RHOA.

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Susan! Do you notice the wealthiest, most celebrated entertainers do not brag about the material possessions they own? Nene is as insecure, low class, and disingenuous as they come.

      • Susan Thorne Zavagli

        exactly……Beverly Hills is a good example of that……they have the money and they don’t talk about it

    • chacha1

      NeNe’s son is back in Jail … parole violations

      • RonnieIsBack

        A dayum shame!

      • cait

        Where is his biol. dad ? Where’s his child ? Imagine having Moo-Moo as a wife or “Less-than-grand-mama”

  • cait

    Loving reading about Claudia ! That girl has an answer for all the BS spouted by Porky and the Leaky Moose ! Keep it up GIIRRRLLL !

    • Marsbars09

      Porky and the Leaky Moose. LMAO! Great one Cait.

  • Jennymckitty

    Thanks for the recap, Ronnie. I watched the Colt/Patriot game last night so I missed it.

    • Marsbars09

      Hi Jenny! How are you and the furry ones?

    • chacha1

      The Seahawk, Green Bay Packer game was the best !! Go Seahawks

    • RonnieIsBack

      I watched the game also in between…
      Greenbay packer fans are on suicide watch LOL
      I love me some Brady CotDayum! so I was THRILLED they are going..but of course we know it would be a beatdown…Colts been phuckin up every since they traded Peyton…

  • Yolie

    Awesome recap, Ronnie. I have a real problem with the way Andy Cohen allows moose to stomp all over everyone. Thank goodness for Claudia without her, Phaedra’s hypocrisy, Nene’s disgustingness, Porsha’s stupidity and Kandi’s classless antics were turning RHOA into “Hard To Watch starring Tracy Jordan.”

    • Marsbars09

      ITA. This show has made a turn for the worse. It’s turned into a bitchfest.

  • Marsbars09

    Hi Ronnie! Once again your blog is a scream!
    I think Claudia is trying too hard to put Nene on blast and basically be known on the show. Claudia’s entrance reminds me of when Nene’s friend Monique appeared on the show last season trying to “read” the cast from day one. #EPICFAIL. If Claudia isn’t careful she’s going to crash and burn just like Monique (who?).

  • Marsbars09

    I think it was a low blow Claudia called out Porsha for dating a rich married man. For some reason Porsha had nothing to say about it.
    Porsha is so dumb. She doesn’t have a clue that her buddies Nene and Fake shade her in front of her face and behind her back.

    • RonnieIsBack

      she should not have been laughing and high fiving so much LOL…
      The bish deserved it IMO…

    • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

      Sorry Marsie. I agree with Ronnie. Bish deserved it. She thought she was so cute stirring the pot from a distance with her wide mouth laugh & the middle school mean girl mentality. Her with the 6th grade, giggling & the “I’ll tell you later”, BS. Then she jumped in the fray again defending her Puppet-Master with the “Why don’t you move on” comment. Don’t call out the big girls if you aren’t prepared to “play” with the big girls. & Porsha clearly is not.

    • 2015IsMyYear

      Exactly and Claudia gave me life on that bus! Porsha is trying so hard to take up for her fake new BFFs that are only using her to get back at Kenya. If those girls liked Porsha so much why didn’t they help her keep her peach??? It’s quite sad how dumb and in denial Porsha is! All of the phony chicks have shaded Porsha and her lifestyle. Cynthia was the first one to call her out on it and everyone on Instagram came for Cynthia’s neck saying she was mean and ugly. The RHOA viewers hate the truth and they praise ignorance and hoes.

  • chacha1

    staged shade, boring, and enough with the sex parties that Kandi keeps having every episode, it has now convinced me that the Atlanta ‘ladies’ are nothing but trash

  • chacha1

    Ne Ne and Chicken George Leakes will soon be cut down to size, the star is falling not rising

  • cait

    Funny how Slamma Joyce has no problem with the sex toys yet she threw a fit at that stripper at the party ! Oh now I know ! She couldn’t “earn” money off the stripper !

  • Dani-K

    Great job, Ronnie! Looking forward to next week with Cordel and Claudia. It’s not right, but nothing about this show is. LOL!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Thanks Dani!
      That will be hilarious…Black Bart Simpson…knows dayum well he didn’t want Horsha or now her name is Heauxsha to be on the show…he cheesing and err thang…

  • Hilarious recap, Ronnie!! I loved the way Claudia handled Nene and her puppets. She’s a great addition to the show and meshes nicely with Kenya, Cyn and Demetria.

  • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

    Great re-cap Ronnie! Better than the actual episode. (>‿◠)✌
    Claudia, I think I love you! ❤
    Girl, Mr. Rodgers & Levar Burton got nuthin’ on you!
    This girl can read!
    Nay-Nay thought she was playing cut-to-cut with an amateur. LOL! Little did she know that Ms. Jordan knows how to slice, dice & be precise! ☠ ☢
    Boo-YAH Bish!
    Oh & Neigh-Neigh, while you’re out there getting rich bish? Seems your first born is out there finding himself in more trouble. Maybe you should sip on that tea for a bit, Miss “Oh-So-Classy!”

    • RonnieIsBack

      Thanks you guys are the best. Claudia said that they cut out a lot. She said she murdered Nene but of course editing wanted to make it seem like a fair fight.
      Moose got HANDLED.
      It still amazes me that Porsha tried her best to get everyone to believe that Kenya was jealous of her when all the while she was trying to morph into Kenya: big fake boobs, weave galore, African benefactor, and on and on…
      Just so dumb…

      • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

        So spot-on Ronnie! Imho? Porsha is a “Kenya wanna-be” fo’ sure! She is very, very different from that girl we met on her first season & not for the better either.
        Epic fail.Too bad, so sad.
        Awwww man! I soooo want to see all the stuff they cut out. I wanna see Claudia shred Nay-Nay!
        Claudia read Moose from cover to cover & back again! I was dying!
        Ne-Ne went too far with the “You’re a whore!” “Your clit has left your body” & the “half-breed” comments.
        Damn gurl! She changed Claudia from an “Oh no she didn’t!” to “Wish a mutherphucker would!”
        LMFAO!

        • cait

          If her “clit had left her body” how could she be a whore ? Guys help me out here !

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Cait your wicked sense of humor slays me!

            Hmmm, well, golly-gee, I don’t rightly know!

          • ROFLMAO!!!!! O M G This ^^^!!!

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Hey Honey! How’s the Doc-tah doin’? Hope all is well. Happy Monday.
            I am truly lovin’ me some Claudia. She really shut Moose up fast. It was like…
            Verbal Grenade!
            B-O-O-M!
            Verbal Grenade!
            B-O-O-M!
            Verbal Grenade
            B-O-O-M!
            Nuclear missle!!!!
            DUCK!
            Incoming!

            Even Kandi had to give Claudia her props! (>‿◠)✌ LMFAO!

          • RonnieIsBack

            *Dead*

        • RonnieIsBack

          yes she did!

      • 2015IsMyYear

        Exactly! Porsha looks like Aresnio Hall in the face and you’re right she copies everything Kenya does, that’s why she hates Kenya, I think she wants to be her! In one season, Kenya upstaged the WHOLE cast including the other newbie who was Porsha at the time. I see why Kordell moved on, that chick is a crazy, dumb hoe! LOL

        • Denise

          Porsha was doing him a favor.He is lucky any women want to be with him.Who wants a controlling man ,maybe another man.

      • Denise

        Why would Porsha want to copy Fake booty Kenya.She never had an African Man and it is obvious that Kenya and Claudia is jealous of Porshia.Fake booty,fake men ,what else.Kenya even got Cynthia to get shit injected into her face and shut put in her butt.Now that’s who’s copying Kenya (Cynthia)

  • cait

    Neigh-Neigh the NOODLE is not the ALPHA female any more ! Will she want to be on a show where she’s not controlling all the action, as she is so accomplished and “starring” on Broadway ?

    • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

      Not that I want to be dismissive of any one woman’s alkelaids Cait, but Nay-Nay did replace Sherri Shepard of the View for that role. I mean we’re not talking about a very high standard here, LOL!

  • TartLemon

    Another one of those perspective thingies? I saw/heard NeNe reacting to an attack by Claudia. It started out as a pretense to be about Demetria just to give entree for Claudia to attack NeNe. We saw/heard the same but processed it differently.

    • RonnieIsBack

      yup we surely did…even Nene apparently processed it differently bc she admitted to starting the entire fight with Claudia more than once.
      Go figure but hey, it is MLK day.
      I’ll say a prayer for Nay Nay…;)

  • misstc

    I sure hope Bravo paid for that trip to P.Rico, because if I was Demetria, I’d have thrown some of those bishes out of the rooms for dissing me. And then to show up to her show 20 minutes late is a total insult! The bishes had three days notice what time the concert started & I would be there at least half an hour early. So disrespectful – must be an Atlanta thing. Just don’t know.

    • TartLemon

      Kandi is a professional entertainer herself. She knows how disrespectful it is to do that and did it anyway. There is no blaming it on everyone else for being late as her reason. More than one vehicle is available to do the transporting, so Kandi could have left the others in the dust.

      • misstc

        Exactly! If some were ready, they 1) Tell others they hurry or leave them for the next bus. 2) Leave the divas at the bathroom mirrors. Bravo probably to blame also, as they wanted the drama on the bus at all costs.

    • Susan Thorne Zavagli

      Demetria can sing she just needs to develop her own brand and not so much Beyonce’s style……..showing up late was rude

  • Marsbars09

    O/T: It’s just been reported Nene’s son was arrested for violating his probation (I think).
    Moose needs to focus her attention on getting help for her son then arguing with these sill b*tches on TV.

    • TartLemon

      NeNe’s son is an adult and responsible for his own choices to break the law.

      • Marsbars09

        We can go back and forth all day on who’s responsible for Bryson ending up the way that he did, so let’s just agree to disagree.

        • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

          I agree with you there Marsie. Nature vs. nurture is a long discussion, especially when it comes to children, but me being a mom I can see so many behaviors & aspects of my son’s Father & myself in our son. Truthfully? Some I like & some I don’t. I happen to think how your children conduct themselves depends on many, many different things, but I do think that it does start at home..

          • Marsbars09

            Hi T-lily! My point exactly! I don’t believe Bryson had the greatest role models growing up, especially male ones which is very important for boys coming up these days. However, now that Bryson is an adult, it’s up to him to do the right thing. I also hope Nene and the rest of the extended family offers him the moral and spiritual support he will need to overcome his hardships.

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            I do hope he can get it together for his sake & his child(rens). I wish him well & much success on overcoming any drug &/or alcohol dependencies he might be facing. The rest I think is a matter of growing up & doing the right thing because that’s what adults are supposed to do. Especially parents. I don’t think he was given many boundaries, nor any consequences when he crossed them either. The drunk driving scares me. Even though he was under the legal limit he still crashed his car & could have been killed or killed an innocent person. & it’s usually the later who pays the price. He is too old not to realize this & I as his parent would not take any excuses he may have regarding this poor choice. If I had to physically drag him to the local morgue or an AA meeting where the family members of those killed by drunk drivers are speaking then I sure as heck would. Whatever it takes to get them to understand the severity of those actions.
            Sorry Marsie but I have HUGE issues with people who drive drunk. First thing that comes to mind is a good friend who was 26 when he was killed by a drunk driver & then the horrific story of poor little Katie Flynn in Long Island. That drunk driving prick had the audacity to try & use as a defense that fact that he was soooo drunk he couldn’t make a coherent decision as to drive or not. That he was so drunk he was incapacitated & that’s why he shouldn’t be held responsible!
            Sorry but that makes me livid! Okay, I’ll get off my soap-box now. Sorry Hon. v( ‘-‘ )v

          • Marsbars09

            No problem T-lily. I know how passionate you can be. 😉
            I too am concerned about Bryson’s drinking and driving. He could have damn well killed himself and/or somebody else. If he doesn’t get an intervention soon the unthinkable just may happen. :/
            I commend you for being a no-nonsense mommy. Your son is lucky to have you. 🙂

    • RonnieIsBack

      Just a darn shame. She needs to talk with him and get him together. He has a child(ren)

  • Kat

    Ms Claudia has arrived!!

  • Kat

    This recap was sooooo good! and funny….Golden Girls LMAO!!

  • 2015IsMyYear

    Love it! This was the best episode I’ve seen! Claudia gave me life on that bus! OMG she was NOT letting up on moose and the ugly stepsisters, especially Porsha’s alligator mouth behind. LOL! I only enjoy team pretty on screen. I fast forward the other girls when I rewatch the episodes. Their energy is so fun, genuine, witty, and just carefree. You can tell they are really friends. The other team just screams fake and did anyone else notice how Kandi claims to be neutral but she spent most of her time cackling with the fake girls? Kandi needs to leave Phaedra alone. Phaedra is no one’s friend. Nene is a ignorant buffoon and Porsha is hoe. You’d be surprised how many thots on Instagram were praising Porsha though! It was disgusting. Everybody was trying to down Claudia and Kenya but were praising Nene and Porsha.

  • 2015IsMyYear

    As much as I enjoy team pretty, I hope they can move on from this show SOON if Bravo doesn’t replace the other girls. These chicks are always talking about a ring and money as if they value that over having class and an education. Just clueless hoodrats. I like that the majority of the commenters here at this blog have a good sense of judgement and character of these chicks. I’m curious to see next week’s episode with them at Sports One! I wonder how the reunion will be? A mess I’m sure! LOL! At least Kenya has back up this season. ☺

  • 2015IsMyYear

    If only all these chicks had their own spinoff or web series, I would surely watch! Add Brandon, Lawrence, and B. Scott to the the mix as guests and I think you have a HIT! They can talk about fashion, relationships, their lives, what’s going on in the urban community, and etc. Since Nehe, Fraudulent, Whoresha, and Kandi think they can carry RHOA because they are “fan favorites” take off team pretty and show the fake chicks and the viewers just how NOT successful RHOA would be!

  • Wendy Owen

    Finally catching up because hubby is taking a nap in honor of my birthday. Letting me watch all my shows. I have to say that I’ve down my share of running around back in the day, but the Kandi things skeeves me out and makes me wanna become a nun! My theory has always been if you can’t come naturally, you doin’ something wrong! Period!

    • Wendy Owen

      My other thought is that I’m not sure if Phaedra knows just how large she looks without clothes on. Has anyone had the nerve to tell her?

  • Wendy Owen

    Can’t live without your great recaps bc i can only catch up when the hubby’s not around — he has a physical reaction to hearing NeNe’s voice.