Teresa Giudice: Find Out From Her Attorney What Prison Job She Wants!

Posted on Jan 7 2015 - 2:59pm by Dani-K

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Many people are heckling worrying about the day-to-day life for “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, Teresa Guidice, as she begins her 15-month sentence at FCI Danbury, Connecticut, for bank and wire fraud. One thing we know is that she’ll have to work.

READ: Rumor Control: Teresa Giudice Declines $50,000 To Film Prison Surrender?

Just for clarification, by work I mean not with a film crew. If you’ve seen “Orange Is the New Black” you know it’s possible that she can be placed to work in the laundry room, plumbing crew, landscaping team, or if they want to use Teresa’s one and only talent, put her in the kitchen. Her attorney, James Leonard told E! News:

“She indicated that if she had her choice to work she would like to work in the kitchen facility because she’s obviously a good cook.”

According to the Bureau of Prisons, while incarnated, Teresa will earn anywhere from 12¢ to 40¢ per hour and must put 50% toward the her $414,588 restitution tab she has to pay as a condition of pleading guilty. So let’s do the math. The median money per hour is 26¢. Multiply by 40 hours and you have $10.40 per week. Her take home pay is $5.20. In 15 months, Teresa will have amassed $197.60. Not a lot of meatballs to pay for the good life!

READ: Locked Up: Teresa Giudice’s First Day Behind Bars & She Turns To Her Brother And Melissa For Help!

 

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  • WestCoastFeed

    Won’t another 10% be taken out for that laundry supply outfit that garnished her wages?

    • Atomicbetty1000

      Good point! Maybe, Theresa has to pay Government first(?).

    • Ha! They have to get their cut.

  • Atomicbetty1000

    I would hate to put anything into my body that Theresa, the lying thief cooked. No one knows what she would put into it. Plus, that “Glam” show, thing, whatever it was suppose to be, proved Theresa to be a nitwit. Ice cream sandwiches made from store bought cookies isn’t exactly cooking, and it isn’t exactly creative. Inside Danbury, everyone is grumbling, “Yuck, Theresa is pretending to cook, again.” “Someone pull her out of the kitchen and put her back on toilet cleaning where Theresa belongs!”

    • AMEN!

      • Atomicbetty1000

        Theresa is to toilet cleaning, as Sh@t relates to toilets.

    • Raine Woman

      Is a sandwich anything like a sangwich? 🙂

      • cait

        Very similar but it’s got a “d” instead of a “g” !

        • Raine Woman

          LMAO! You suck, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

          • cait

            Sucking egg “SARNIES” floats my boat ! No “g” and no “d” !

          • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

            Ruh Roh!
            Girl Fight!!!

          • cait

            Either that or we’re gonna get a room ! Don’t know which excites me more !

          • Raine Woman

            Where have you been all my life?!? LOL

          • cait

            Waiting in the feckin’ room you “MORON” ! Please can I use your word ?

          • Raine Woman

            Touche!!!!

            I’m done, you win!

          • cait

            Will I cancel the room, then, Rainy Girl ? You pay half or I’ll take you on Judge Judy !

          • Raine Woman

            I’ll see you in court…and I won’t be alone!!!

            Anyone have J. Leonard’s number and a fake W2 so I can get a loan and pay him?

  • LymeDisease_Fighter

    I’m still not convinced she can even cook. All the recipes in her cook books weren’t hers (per Kathy) and I still remember her grocery shopping in one episode with her cart loaded with frozen meals and one of the kids trying to put a tv dinner in the cart and Teresa getting embarrassed telling her no.

    • Debbie Willard

      My thought’s exactly!!!!

    • Atomicbetty1000

      Boom! You got that correct!

  • misstc

    Tre is in prison. Prison is punishment. I would NEVER consider her for the kitchen exactly for the reason she would use it to experiment & hone her cooking abilities, and she wants it. The people they screwed over want their money back but won’t get it – so why should she get what she wants? It would be a reward-wouldn’t it?

  • TartLemon

    Let her cook! Teresa’s repertoire is very limited. She’ll run out of variety in a hurry and those she’s feeding quickly will let her know. Besides, Teresa wouldn’t get a choice of ingrediences. The prison kitchen is already stocked with what is allowed. No little 10″ saute pans, but huge vats.

    Moron!

    • WestCoastFeed

      She learned ONE recipe from each book she published and made that one recipe over and over again as she promoted that one book. One of the books had her famous deviled shrimp on angel hair pasta. That one is out. They don’t serve shrimp in prison.

    • Atomicbetty1000

      Weren’t those dishes put together in advance for the show? Maybe, Theresa can boil the water for the spaghetti. She must have that memorized by now.

    • Raine Woman

      Tart, stop stealing “Moron!!” That’s my term of endearment for her. j/k 😉

      • cait

        Play nice girls, share the word ! One gets MOR, the other gets RON ! OK !

      • I1ST5XS

        I pick imbecile and anyone is welcome to use it! LOL

        • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

          Okay, so from my understanding, ratbag is an Australian “term” that is for imbecile. Is it okay of I use that word?

          • I1ST5XS

            Most definitely!

    • Lucy94

      Tart, you take the words out of my mouth. I was going to post about ingrediences too, so I’m glad I read your post first. Does Teresa understand she has to cook what’s on the menu for that day? Does she know how to cook anything aside from boiling pasta?

  • italiano bambino

    from thousands she earn to cents she’ll get LOL her DAMN EGO must be Hurting!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Grandma Muses

    “While incarnated”? Really? She was incarnated long before prison.

  • WestCoastFeed

    Remember when all the Teresa fans insisted that all the rest of the cast were just so jealous of her? Who envies her now?

    • cait

      3 hots and a cot, plus free clothes, and pocket money for doing chores ! Many honest, destitute people must be shaking their heads !

    • Raine Woman

      Just her Trelusional fans.

  • cait

    Watching “Hardcore Pawn” with Les Gold, which I think is real but how much of it is scripted please ?

    • Newchild

      OH MY, Just saying….. when I first saw your post, I read “Hardcore Porn”…hahaha!

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Her new lawyer is yapping everywhere, he seems like a famewhore. Teresa and him are a match made in heaven.

    • cait

      On L & O, they ask lawyer,”Where is the poor, sick child hidden ?” “Sorry, can’t tell you, client confidentiality, you know !” This guy is like a “canary on speed !”

  • Raine Woman

    This attorney is a piece of work. His first order of business should have been to explain (thoroughly) to Teresa that PRISON is not about HER choices or what SHE would like to do. She lost that freedom the minute she stepped through those barbed wire fences. They ought to strap a janitorial cart to her ass and send her straight into those communal bathrooms.

    Moron!!!

    • cait

      Sorry, but Judge SadAss has led our Tree to believe she makes all the decisions ! 1. Choice of prison. 2. When to surrender. 3. No restrictions imposed during those 3 months. etc. etc.

      • Raine Woman

        Hey cait! Speaking of restrictions, I wonder if the terms for Joe’s bond are still in effect? Not being able to leave the states of NJ or NY could make getting to CT to visit his fraudulicious wife difficult.

        • cait

          No wonder he was “excited” when lawyer told him it was visits this weekend ! YYEEEAAHH, DON’T NOT GOTTA GO ! YYEEEAAHH !

  • Huh?

    I’m just kind of over her. Guess it’s my time to change my avatar and move on…

  • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

    Just a thought.
    I wonder if J. Leonard and T. Giudice have some sort of deal going that if he keeps her name somehow on the blogsite minds/in articles at least on a weekly basis, that he and she will share some money or whatever from some yet unnamed “source”. Or it’s name recognition for him and as payment for his “services”.
    IDK, I was just wondering.

  • >:-|OPINIONATED-deal with it!

    If she is allowed to do what she loves, where is the “punishment”. I think she should work in doing laundry so that she can experience how GROSS some things really are.

    • cait

      She can’t FECKIN’ cook ! Get over it ! So prison kitchen is perfect place for her to be !

      • >:-|OPINIONATED-deal with it!

        Cleaning toilets would be perfect for her.

    • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

      Oh, I’m sure she will eventually get the meaning, of her punishment. For some reason, I don’t think that she will have the opportunity to do just ONE type of job for the entirety of her “visit” to the joint.

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    Why are we still talking about her?? Little Women of LA is back on! LOL

    • RealitytvJunkie

      I’m obsessed with that show. They’re better than Real Housewives shows collectively.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Me too, as I just said to Rochelle. I also really liked 90 day fiancé. That was so interesting!

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Me too!!!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      Hi Rochelle! I love that show! 🙂

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Hey 4!! I know I am addicted now . 😀

  • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

    Does anybody know how long in hours it will take for Joe to get he and the girls to Danbury Prison/Penitentiary?

    • Raine Woman

      Hi’ya Tre’s! It’s only about 90 miles but getting through NJ/NY traffic could take hours.

  • cait

    My ex-S-I-L, an Italian, would make the Tree look a saint ! She turned the in-laws against us with her lies and vitriol ! She persuaded her Dad to liquefy assets that had been willed to my ex, as they shared a business, so they went into the family pot of cash, and she’s still a horror to this day, as last year at my son’s wedding she altered all the proceedings, complained throughout a gorgeous meal, told photographer which pics to take and spoiled most of the day ! Teresa seems like a saint next to this Witch (with a capital “B”) !

    • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

      GO GET HER CAIT!
      Let ‘er know the Business End of your Bat!

      • cait

        Don’t need to, as her own, adopted kids, have been destroyed by her, and ignore the woman ! My kids think she’s a joke !

        • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

          A real nasty joke!

  • cait

    When I left my marriage, I scrubbed toilets at a local depot, to feed myself and pay rent, but it’s always put forward as a suitable punishment for crime ! IT’S A JOB and someone has to do it !

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    But she will not receive all that money because some has to go for restitution. She will be about 125.00 richer when she leaves the pokey.

    I think she ought to get the job of scrubbing toilets. I really do (and I really wrong to feel this way? I don’t care if I am). I just so want to see some arrogance and self-entitled BS wiped off that woman’s cocked head. I want to see her humiliated. There! I said it!

    Edit: MY BAD. I see you calculated in the amount toward restitution. Math has never been my strong suit! 🙂

    • Raine Woman

      I second that. I like the way you think!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        What can we say? GMTA!!! 🙂

        • Raine Woman

          She needs to be knocked down…more than just a few pegs….and repeatedly. 🙂

          I saw your comments and thoughts on additional charges coming the felon’s way. I agree completely. I think it started the minute she sunk to a whole new level of Moron and announced to the world on WWHL (or whoever was watching) that she didn’t understand her plea deal. That’s a door that cannot be closed. You just DON’T do that.
          Moron! (see, Tart?) 😉

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I agree. When she did that, it was a wakeup for most of her die-hard fans (except the true idiot or morally corrupt like their idol). Also, when she said she always stayed within her means–that was a truly eye-rolling moment in that interview as well.

            I think most people finally saw her for the really selfish person she is. And she never prepared her daughters for what is bound to really happen in the next year: they will have to move out of that monstrosity. At some point, the bank will get them out–I’m sure they’ve started the process already. They just sicken me. BLECH. And I hate that they did this to their kids.

  • daisy100

    dear AATT, if you hate teresa so much and are all up in marcrazy’s ass, stop posting about her

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      This is a BLOG where a writer has artistic control over what she writes about and what her opinion is. If you don’t like the content, don’t visit–but telling a person to censor herself or an eZine to censor ITSELF is un-American. Freedom of speech baby–it’s what separates us from hideous dictatorships such as North Korea.

      YOU have a choice. You CHOSE to come to this site. You CHOSE to read this article. YOUR choices.

      Grow up and put your big girl panties on. And remember the importance of free speech. Christ.

      • daisy100

        they are using her for “hits” whatever jim, go eff yourself

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Ah–well, then there you go. Some people are in serious need of a REAL LIFE.

          • daisy100

            ok how’s this? this site sucks, bye felicia

          • Newchild

            So, why bother? You are free to not even post here…..It’s not a requirement…

        • Newchild

          “Go eff yourself”….it’s just not remotely cool. It’s like you don’t have a better comeback, so you resort to Jr. High School language.

        • Go “eff” yourself is not how we communicate with posters on this site. And of course Heels must be Jim Marchese, that’s the ONLY logical conclusion. SMH!!! Geez!!!

      • Newchild

        I know….I just love the way that someone can tell you to stop posting, but THEY have the right to post. It comes down to opinion and yours is the only one that matters?

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          It’s incredible. The blog police or some such nonsense. Good grief!

      • Thank you! Well stated as usual. Kudos!

    • Atomicbetty1000

      Let’s just call you, Daisy Dumb Ass! Why on earth would you, Daisy Dumb Ass? Only would Daisy Dumb Ass post an idiotic statement that would try to control public opinion on Theresa Monkey Face, aka, the ugly felon face pig. Nice try Daisy Dumb Ass, but your felonious idol has clay feet. There is no more defense for Theresa Giudice. Theresa admitted guilt in a court of law.

      • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG! This comment is hilarious!

        • Atomicbetty1000

          True statements are often funny. I’m really tired of comments like Daisy Dumb Ass makes. While, I don’t typically attack ignorant people like Daisy Dumb Ass, I watched “friends” be attacked one too many times. Thus, my name, Atomic Betty. Boom! A bomb just went off. Sometimes as a cheer, some times as an explosion. This time Daisy Dumb Ass got the explosion. Until I see some manners, she will see the treatment that she has given others. I could care less what someone that ignorant has to say! I find the challenge fun! I laugh at people like Daisy a Dumb Ass! 🙂

          • Well keep dropping your bombs Betty! Outstanding and welcome! 🙂

          • Atomicbetty1000

            Thank you! I don’t want to cause a problem for this sights. I am on other sights saying what I want to now. So, if I am too rude, let me know, but it will be have to be a name from here that I recognize telling me to stop.

        • Newchild

          OK, that was funny… but I thought we were not supposed to call posters names???…keep it clean and to opinions?

          • Atomicbetty1000

            Oh, well!

          • Newchild

            Don’t get me wrong, I agree with your assessment of Tre!

          • Atomicbetty1000

            Thank you. A little tired of trolls. I refuse to sit silently. The Trehuggers lost their cause. Theresa is prison with some guards finger up her ass. The Trehuggers need to find a new idol. Theresa Giudice is a lost cause.

          • Newchild

            Alright, I was trying to be PC!

          • Atomicbetty1000

            I get it. I tried for too long. The Trehugger’s try to control all comments about her or her children. I’ve seen totally innocent commenters corrected and told what they should and should not say. Lol! Now, I tried for a while, and now, I will say what I want. That’s all.

          • I agree but Daisy was rude and Atomic Betty responded in kind. People shouldn’t comment rudely if they don’t expect the same in return.

          • Atomicbetty1000

            Thank you. I don’t think we should constantly allow trolls to get away with rude behavior. I’m sick of it.

          • Girl, you and me both. Up to “effing” >HERE<

          • Atomicbetty1000

            We agree!

          • People OFTEN mistake my kindness for weakness. If they only knew. LMAO!

          • Atomicbetty1000

            It’s good manners. This Daisy broke the rules of good manners. Why post here? Theresa is in prison, with some guards finger up her ass, their idol is dead, the guards are stuffing Theresa’s turkey. The Huggers need a new idol.

          • Raine Woman

            Where? Here? 🙂

          • Atomicbetty1000

            Yep! Right to there.

          • Hi Raine…..In general. It’s everywhere. LOL!!

          • Raine Woman

            Hi Doc! What’s everywhere? Oh…trolls. Sorry, my humor doesn’t always translate. My “Where? Here?” was for your “Up to “effing” >HERE<." You might find this shocking (ha!) but I heard that a LOT growing up, usually followed by "with your antics." I had a flashback when reading your comment. LOL

            Hope you had a good one, Doc!! 🙂

    • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

      Aww Daisy, you mad Boo? Your Empress is sitting in the pen & you mad about it?
      See Daisy one thing you forgot. There are 2 components to being a smartass.
      First ya have to be smart. otherwise you’re just an ass!
      Oh & btw your village called they want you back by midnight or else Juicy is gonna have to take your shift!

      • Newchild

        TIGER!!!! hahaha, lol!!

        • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

          I know. I’m bad. But I’m good at it! LOL!

      • BOOM!! LMAO!!

  • Newchild

    Are Tre’s meatballs baked or fried? Wasn’t that a hugh family issue? Think the inmates will care?

    • WestCoastFeed

      Hers are baked. It was Caroline who fried hers.

      • Newchild

        In all honestly, I really prefer mine baked….I don’t like the greasy of fried. My granddaughters and I mix, roll and bake in several batches..then they get food savered and placed in the freezer. Fun times!! I love to use my food saver!!!! Vacuumed packed!

        • I bake mine also. It’s healthier and taste better IMO.

          • Newchild

            I look for anything in my fridge to be vacuumed packed…Veggies, cheese, lunch meat and MEATBALLS!!!! haha!

  • Newchild

    Wayyyyy OT-Who’s getting COLD weather tonight? I just brought all the plants on my back porch in – that was a freaking effort, and I’m in Florida!!!! We are going to 28 by the AM, and I can’t take the chance of killing my beautiful plants on the back porch. I’m thinking of relocating to Hawaii when I hit the Lotto!

    • Raine Woman

      I’m at 9 degrees but let me see if I can well up a little empathy for a balmy 28…..I’m going to have to get back to you on that one. Sorry.

      Florida people! Geez. 🙂

      • Newchild

        Hahaha! “Balmy, my ass!” Us FL people can die from frostbite in a heartbeat….THEN you’ll feel guilty for ragging on us!!!!! Robin Meade on HSN (?) will be reporting on our plight!

        • Raine Woman

          Oh, I didn’t know it was a plight!! Now you have my full empathy. You should have lead with that. LOL

          • Newchild

            We have to turn our heat on tonight!

          • Raine Woman

            And….the empathy is gone.

          • Newchild

            You know I’m teasing!!! I have not worn a heavy coat for probably 8yrs….just a light windbreaker or blue jean jacket. On the other hand, my In-laws are in Maine….we always rag back and forth regarding the winter season!!

          • Raine Woman

            So now you’re going to rub it in with tales of your normal “light windbreaker” world? You’re just cruel!!!
            Tiger, make her stop!!!!

          • Newchild

            haha! Plus, I have a big ass Golden Retriever to snuggle in bed with….I keep asking hubby to move it ova, he impedes in our warm space!

      • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

        Same here Rainey. A balmy 9 degrees. Feels like -11. 16 mph winds with 22 mph gusts.
        Cold in Florida? Bah-ha-ha-ha!

        • Newchild

          IT’S COLD HERE!!!!!!

        • Raine Woman

          Wimps, I tell ya!

          Same here, the wind is wicked! Are you in my backyard again? 😉

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Yeppers. Me, Chats & Callie be lookin for some frozen mouse-cicles. LOL!
            Colder than a witches titt-ay here!

          • twifan2

            Not me! I’m warm in my NEW hat & coat! :p
            Ya’ll jellyous now!

          • Raine Woman

            Are you wearing it indoors?

          • twifan2

            Yes. So?

          • Raine Woman

            Just checking….

          • twifan2

            You know you want this hat & coat! 😀

          • Raine Woman

            Oh, I do…I do. Chats come with it? I’m not paying extra for postage!

          • twifan2

            Chats isn’t parting withe hat OR coat!
            Maybe for $250K he might consider…

          • Raine Woman

            For $250K I might (<—- pretend that's bolded) consider wearing it….

          • twifan2

            CASH ONLY No Receipts! 😉

          • Raine Woman

            Now you’re just showing off. Ha!

          • twifan2

            🙂

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            😀

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          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Aww! Thanks Twi!
            For you…

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          • twifan2

            I thank you, T! 🙂
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          • twifan2

            Going to be cold tonite! 5 by 4a.m. 🙁

          • Raine Woman

            Will you be up at 4 a.m.?

          • twifan2

            Addie, Chats wake around 4 a.m., but I just kick them off the bed. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            Then you have no reason to worry about 5 @ 4 a.m. You’re welcome, sleep peacefully!

          • twifan2

            :/
            I said I kick them off, I didn’t say they didn’t stop pestering me. 🙁

          • Raine Woman

            Okay, then you’ll sleep sporadically after 4 a.m. BUT you can do that from your warm, cozy bed. 5 @ 4 a.m.? Not a factor. You’re still welcome! 😉

          • twifan2

            Nope, I have to get up to take Addie out, put fresh water in Chats’ bowl, let Addie back in after 20mins-she’ll start howling to be let back in. THEN I have to let Chloe out because Addie went out. 🙁
            Chats wakes Peanut up & then Peanut wants a snack in her bowl…

          • Raine Woman

            Damn, you are making me work for this Thank You.

            Fine….will you, at 4 a.m., have to get dressed like the Michelin Tire Man and physically take any of the gang OUTSIDE for an EXTEDED period of time? Not a doorway, not a garage, full on out in the 5 degree elements for at least 10 minutes.

          • twifan2

            I’ll put my Uggs, down coat, scarf, knit cap, gloves on over my pjs. 🙂
            Last nite I had to chase Addie-she broke away from me! >(
            NOT going to happen tonite! Have her heavy duty halter on her now! 🙂

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            It seems the colder it is the more their silly little furry butts love it! They just want to romp & play. Ugh!

          • twifan2

            Those furry butts are on their own if they break loose again!

          • Raine Woman

            Okay, how’s this? You know, if it’s already 7 @ 11ish where you are, it’s probably going to be a lot colder than the predicted 5 degrees when your out with the gang at 4 a.m. It’s gonna suck for you. Sorry about that. You’re welcome?

          • twifan2

            How about this…
            YOU take the critters out instead of me. 🙂
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          • twifan2

            OK, Addie is ‘calling’ me. 🙁
            You all play nice!
            See you all tomorrow, IF I don’t freeze outside! 😉

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Night Twi! Stay warm, sweet dreams!
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          • Raine Woman

            Please don’t freeze. AAtT won’t be the same without you!!!
            You’re Welcome! LOL

          • Raine Woman

            So, officially a witches titt-ay is anything less than 9 degrees?

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Yup. When your nips can cut glass you know its COLD out!

          • Raine Woman

            I got colder just reading that sentence. Thanks.

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            LMBO! It’s that freakin’ cold here!

          • twifan2

            Already 7 here & light snow. 🙁

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            It’s unreal. I had to run to the store about an hour ago & I thought I was gonna freeze. My teeth hurt & the cold stung so bad I felt like I was gonna get a nosebleed.

          • Raine Woman

            I’ll see your 7 w/light snow and raise you a Nor’weigan.

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            I see your Nor’weigan. Raise you a Dane, a Fin & a Polar Vortex! 🙂

          • twifan2

            TOO COLD!
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          • Raine Woman

            Damn, I’m so cold I spelled Nor’wegian wrong and I’m too cold to go back and fix it. So I’m gonna go ALL IN, with….the Blizzard of 2012 AND SS Sandy.

            Whatcha got now, Tiger???

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            I gots the same. I’m a NY’er.
            Its so cold I can see Russia from my house!

          • Newchild

            We visited NY once in the summer numerous yrs. ago. The temp. was unbearable. In luv with NYC. We keep talking about going again. Talk about activity!!!!!

          • Raine Woman

            You should go in Jan. or Feb. Your All the Way FL Boy hubby will LOVE it!

          • Newchild

            We are in Jax. FL and every hurricane season they say we’re gonna get slammed. People get complacent…I’ve lived here since 1969. Nothing. In all reality, it is always South FL, without fail..one day when we don’t take them seriously, it’ll happen!

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Yes! Must admit Central Park covered in a blanket of white is just beautiful!

          • Newchild

            I’m kinda afraid he’ll slip on ice on the sidewalk and we’ll have to dial 911….They’ll claim he’s from FL and more than likely drunky..the dude’s never seen snow and never realized he’d have to walk 3miles back to the hotel in TS..he tried to take the subway, we let him off in Harlem and now we have a news story!!!! hehehe!

          • Raine Woman

            No problem, Tiger and I will bail him out and make sure the 11 PM news spells his name correctly!

          • Newchild

            Thanks!!!! He is a sweeeeetheart. Everybody (including me) luvs his ass. Actually, my daughter and a girlfriend are coming up the end of Feb., first of Mar. for a girl’s weekend. Broadway show, eating (nice) out, Statute of Liberty, shopping….tourist stuff, TS something hotel ?

          • Newchild

            No, please don’t spell his name correctly….Don’t want the FL family to be embarrassed…I will take ya’lls bail money though!!! I promise to pay ya back, just like Tre & Joe

          • Raine Woman

            And I can see Long Island from mine and it’s freaking frozen too!

          • Newchild

            Have you spotted Lindsey Lohan???? Hahaha, LOL!

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Nope But I got stuck across the aisle from her dad Michael on a flight back from LA once though.

          • Newchild

            ugggg

          • Raine Woman

            He’s smarmy.

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            To say the least. He’s on par with Aviva’s sleazy dad, George.
            *Shudders!*

          • Newchild

            SS Sandy, you must be up North…I think FL was supposed to get it, but we missed it – for the 300th time! Sorry, that storm was nothing to make light of

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            I think that truly was the scariest thing I have ever experienced NC. I have seen blizzards for days on end. 24+ inches of snow. I’ve seen hurricanes, even experienced 2 earthquakes here, but that? That was unreal. & to not be able to get the most simplest staples for days afterwards was surreal.

          • Fritz the. At

            Ha. Still enjoying the last few days in Florida. Will have to plow our driveway when we return this weekend. Noooooooooooo!

          • Newchild

            Aww, where, if I may ask?

          • Fritz the. At

            The keys. It was a bit chilly today, mid 70s. It’s around 10 degrees at home and we go home on Saturday. I have been living in shorts and tea shirts since Saturday. What makes me terrible is that I can’t wait to get home because I miss my kitties and doggy. I know they are miserable without us and I dint want them to think we abandoned them.

          • Newchild

            See? FL is great…colder tonight, well maybe the Keys will be spared. I’ve only flown over the Keys on the way to the Bahamas, never visited…but all my kids have….The stories I have heard from them!

          • twifan2

            I’ll have some hot chocolate for you, as you plow! 🙂
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          • Fritz the. At

            Thanks twi. The neighbor was able to get to my kitties for a food refill. My daughter said they are so fat the could live off their blubber for a week!

          • twifan2

            Chats’ cousins? 😀

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Have fun while ya can Fritz! Brrrrr, I say, BRRRRR!

          • Fritz the. At

            I know. My slippers and inside hoody await. I will be sad when I take off the shorts and tea shirt.

          • Raine Woman

            Anyone that has an “inside hoodie” is good people!!!!

          • Newchild

            I would love to see snow again…used to. My hubby has never see it! Florida boy all the way.

          • twifan2

            Chats likes it. :/
            I like it-only if I don’t have to shovel it. 🙂

          • Raine Woman

            You’re killing me slowly, Newchild!

          • Newchild

            I’m sorry Raine!!!! You can come stay with us. We have numerous guest BR’s…$5.00 a night, all meals included! OH, and heat included!

          • Raine Woman

            Did you say free food, in a polite way? That’s what I’m reading….

            🙂

          • Newchild

            Yeppers, and I’m all in to cooking these days. I’ll take you to St. Augustine, Amelia Island, wherever ya wanna go!

          • Harleygirl0685

            LMFAO …I just told my hubby on Monday he has to clean my new car off cause cause I didn’t want to break the windows with my boobs!

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            Ha-ha! Dying here Harley! ROTFLMAO!

            Happy happy new year Lovey! Hope you & your family have a most joyous, blessed happy & healthy 2015! Big hugs Harley!

          • Harleygirl0685

            We all know the only thing my nips will cut is my belly…DAMN GRAVITY!!! And he was so sweet not to mention that…smart man! I feel like I haven’t talked to you in forever! Santa brought my whole family helmets! He said an elf named T Lily told him we were in dire need for them

        • Babson_Chick

          and I just got a new AC/Heat Unit cause my old one was 40 yrs. old. Winters in FL are AC one day and then the heat.

      • Bad Barbie

        28 degrees is not normal in Florida and the people or structures are not used to such low temps.

        • Raine Woman

          Maybe next time you can tell me something I Don’t know. Ever heard of humor? 🙂

          • Bad Barbie

            No never.

      • Babson_Chick

        LOL sorry but if it gets in the 50’s our heavy sweaters, jackets, etc. come out. Yep I’m a wimp.

        • Raine Woman

          But I bet you pull off all those heavy sweaters with style, Babson!

          • Babson_Chick

            I try!!! :-}

    • Harleygirl0685

      I’t is 8 here outside Philly!!! Thank God for our Bluelink app so the car is all warmed up when my hubby leaves in the morning !!

    • Melba59

      21 in Tallahassee this morning, and the wind chill factor brought it down to low teens. Not why I moved to Florida! If I could afford a Lotto ticket I’d follow you to Hawaii! lol!

    • Bad Barbie

      and get hit with lava from volcanos. I kid, I kid.

    • Babson_Chick

      That’s why I live in central FL

  • Flanagan

    I have been pondering the wisdom of revealing where I live, after reading the shiver inducing posts below. Okay, here goes. (Please don’t pelt me with any large masses of snow compressed into a projectile). I’m in S. Calif, a few miles from the ocean. It was 78 degrees today. HOWEVER, it does get cold at night. It was 46 degrees last night. There. We get cold out here too.

    • Newchild

      I know, I took some ragging, all in good humor! I just stepped outside and it’s not nearly as cold as the weatherman said it would be….typical hyper stuff. That’s why people get to the point where we doubt their credentials. My hubby said in his next life, he wants to be a weatherman – you can be right OR wrong….and you will never lose your job…mother nature was wrong, so they claim!!

      • Flanagan

        Oh yes, all the weatherman has to do is blame those pesky high pressure systems, or atmospheric flux or anything else in the meteorologist’s grab bag of excuses. What I must admit is really embarrassing, is when the weather man, with dramatic music thundering in the background, looking wild eyed and panicked, shouts “WE’RE ON STORM WATCH!!!” Geez, what people who live where it’s REALLY cold must think of us.

        • Newchild

          Just saying….they made Jax. an involuntary evacuation several yrs. ago….store food gone, gas in short supply, ATM’s empty, all our bridges shut down…People sleeping on the highways – this is the BIG one folks…home windows boarded, splashed all over the news, kinda like hold onto your lives…it turned to be out a sprinkle storm – no wind – no nothing. People were pissed. That’s why it is really hard to take WM seriously…..just sometimes, too much drama

          • Harleygirl0685

            I think they all secretly work for the government to get the economy rolling!!! LOL

    • Newchild

      Yeah! Luv Southern CA. It does get cold at night, I remember; however, it has been years. Hot/cold.

      • Flanagan

        We really love it here. My sister’s children and their families live in San Diego. THAT’S almost a perfect place to live.

        • Harleygirl0685

          I love it there! It’s a slice of heaven on earth!!!

          • Flanagan

            Oh, isn’t it? There’s always a breeze, the temp never gets too hot or too cold, and the beaches are so different from Orange County Beaches. They’re never too crowded, even in the middle of summer, and they just have the most wonderful “feel” to them. Leucadia, in North SD County, is a community of aging hippies, and funky old shops that have been around since the 60’s. Talk about a marvelous stroll down memory lane!

          • Harleygirl0685

            Omg…stop!!! It’s going to be ZERO tonight!!! Ugh! I spend my summers at theJersey shore so going out west in mid July no less was amazing just for the no humidity…I hate frizzy hair days, lol…anyway from the minute we landed I felt like a kid on Xmas morning! We were only in SD for 4 days then drove up the coast and did the whole LA thing for a week! My friend took me from the ocean to the mountains all in one day! You are so lucky to live out there!

          • Flanagan

            Zero degrees? How do you breathe? Don’t your lungs frost over? The coldest weather I was ever in was in Big Bear about 25 years ago. It got down to 20 degrees at night, and I swear, I almost went catatonic. I just don’t see how you brave souls do it.
            Yes, I do feel VERY lucky to be here. We came out from Tennessee when I was 2 years old, so I’ve never known anything else. And every once in a while, there will be a story on the news about a bunch of guys who go surfing in the morning, then drive to the mountains and go skiing in the afternoon. Only in S. California!

          • Harleygirl0685

            LMAO! It really sucks, but like you it’s really all we know! Last year was horrible, this yr isn’t nearly as bad at all! The week of Xmas it was rainy, foggy, just yucky ! This week is bitter freaking cold, snowy, icy! I hate it. We all have remote starters on our cars so they’re all warm! I haven’t gone out since it snowed Monday night! I feel guilty letting my poor dog out! I was watching the deer out back this morning feeling bad for them which is rediculous I know! My parents and their friends used to go to FL from Jan to April! Now come summer I will be bitching about the humidity

          • Flanagan

            Oh my dear Harleygirl, I feel so guilty as I read of your pain. Remote starters? Ouch. When I see news reports on snowstorms my toes actually start to freeze up. Back in 1970, my sister and her (then) husband lived in Michigan for several months (temporary job transfer). To this day, she still talks about slugging through 3 foot high snowdrifts, heating blankets for the car engines and several layers of clothes every time she ventured out. Yikes. I just cannot even begin to imagine living in a deep freeze. My long ago weekend in Big Bear was enough to last me a life time.
            Your biking vacation sounds marvelous. Are you going to be brave enough to try the skywalk at the Grand Canyon? I, personally would die from fright (I get dizzy on the second step of a ladder) but if you’re up to it, and can handle great heights, I hear it’s a marvelous experience.
            You enjoy your nice snuggy time in bed. You certainly deserve it, braving the ice cold winters!

          • Harleygirl0685

            Lol, we are in a heatwave now, it’s in the 40’s! Yesterday was awful, roads were a sheet of ice, one local road had a 60 car pile up!
            I definitely want to try that skywalk but I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle it! I’m Thinking a Xanax might get me on it…LOL!

          • Flanagan

            I don’t have the nerve to tell you the temp out here. 60 car pile up??? Sheets of ice??? Ummm….sometimes it’s gets a little foggy here. Eech.
            I watched a program on the building of the skywalk, and it is so securely built in and attached to the side of the mountain wall, nothing short of a volcanic explosion could budge it. That being said, I still don’t think I would have the nerve to crawl out on it. I have issues with heights, so it wouldn’t be the best recreational activity for me. I think Xanax is an excellent start, if you decide to try it. If you do, I want to hear all about it!!!

          • Harleygirl0685

            We had a little snow yesterday and having a nor’easter tomorrow into Saturday! Blah, blah, blah!
            I saw that same show on the building of the skywalk! It was so cool ! I’m afraid me throwing up because of the height will be the volcanic explosion that will bring it down

          • Flanagan

            I have this vision of you, me and others like us, of belly crawling to the edge of the skywalk, opening one eye, stretching our necks just enough to take a peek, then going into a catatonic stupor from which we may never recover.
            I shouldn’t say this, I know, but it’s going to be 78 degrees today. Yes, I deserve to be heaved over the brim of the skywalk for that.

          • Harleygirl0685

            Lmfao….you crack me up! I have pretty much the same vision! It’s not a pretty picture! Now if there was a bar there we could get shitfaced then give it a try but the only problem with that is I’ve been sober for 9yrs 7months and 4 days, not that I keep track …lol, but I would be glad to sit with you!! You could do shots for us both and I will put a loooonnnnggg leash on you, oh and a GoPro and send you out there

    • Bad Barbie

      Oh it is only 9 degrees here.

      • MorningYawn

        And here!

      • Flanagan

        I’m sorry. (head hanging in shame for revealing the toasty weather here)

  • DLister

    This famewhore lawyer needs a heaping dose of STFU.

    • Jennymckitty

      Is he an entertainment lawyer trying to get his name out there as an agent? He seems very concerned with PR.

      • Bad Barbie

        Nah that’s Phaedra. *pause*

      • DLister

        Actually, I believe that his mission is to keep releasing all kinds of tabloid gossip tidbit about her and her family as long as possible in order to keep her relevant for the sole purpose of landing another reality show upon her release.

        What do you all think?

        • MorningYawn

          Solid theory. It would be par for the course, no?

        • Jennymckitty

          I think so as well but do criminal lawyers routinely do this?

  • Bad Barbie

    LOL.

  • Harleygirl0685

    So to continue the weather talk down below…we are going to the Keys in Aprill for a long weekend! We are surprising our hubby’s with the trip! Anyone have any advice in where to stay, rent Harley’s , go fishing ? We have never been there, so we have no idea really what we are doing!

    • MorningYawn

      We spent a day there on a cruise and I can’t tell you where to go just that it will be fantastic! Enjoy!

      • Harleygirl0685

        Thank you!!!!

    • Babson_Chick

      I’ve lived in FL most of my life and went to the Keys last year for first time. I did a lot of searching online as I wanted to be near Duval Street – where all the action is. I picked Best Western Hibiscus on Simonton St. (one block away fr. Duval) and was surprised by our room – loved it. Good pool, breakfast, 1 block from water (I’d go and watch sunrise) trolley tour office also close by. Good restaurants in walking distance too. Also a block away there is a place that rents golf carts (various sizes) not cheap. Am sure there are charter boats available. Hope that I was of some assistance to you and If you have questions I’ll try to help.

      • Harleygirl0685

        First of all I am completely jealous that you live in Fl right now!, while I look out my window at snow! Okay, now that’s out of the way, THANK YOU!, that Hotel looks perfect and I was just watching a live stream of Duval St. I’m so excited! I just sent the links to my friend! Just the sight of Palm Trees right now makes me smile!!! I really appreciate the advice!!!

        • Babson_Chick

          You’re welcome!! The rowdy action is on the end of Duval from Hotel – went to Sloppy Joes – a real tourist place but a must. We didn’t have time for the orig. Sloppy Joes. My fav was touring Hemingway House & petting the 6 toed cats, taking trolley tour around the island & checking out the shops, bars, etc. Wanted to go to Drag Show but my friend goes to bed at 9:00 Ugh! Nice guy but I like to see some action.

      • RonnieIsBack

        Love the Keys..love Duval street but the phuckers WORSHIP Jimmy Buffett..If I saw Margeritaville this one mo time….

        • Babson_Chick

          LOL I know the feeling – went to a private party at Busch Gardens Water park and they played the Beach Boys ALL day – haven’t been the same since.

    • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

      Drats Harley! Awwwww! BUMMER!
      I always seem to miss you lately!

      ❤❤ Happy Valentine’s day Lovey! ❤❤

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  • Jennymckitty

    OT but did any see the tweet Ramona’s publicist tweeted from her account?

    • WaWaWaWHAT!

      No…what did it say?

      • Anne Green

        It’s a selfie…..YIKES!!!!

        • WaWaWaWHAT!

          LOL a selfie of him? I’m gonna check it out…

          • Anne Green

            Nope….not him….for sure!!!

          • WaWaWaWHAT!

            Haha…saw it!!

          • Anne Green

            Interesting to see what is up with that!!! Her PR person also tweeted “I owe Annie Foley $2,400 for writing my social media for two months. I’m sorry for being so entitled. Not sure why I have 2 pay for anything”..

          • WaWaWaWHAT!

            Weird…WTF is he tweeting from her account? Dating, perhaps? Even though she’ll deny it…

          • Jennymckitty

            Anne tweeted from Ramona’s account. They’ve taken it down now. Too funny.

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    They should put her on toilet duty…

  • Babson_Chick

    Read an ET blog and it said she was getting out early – 2 days?!! on 2/5/16

    • WestCoastFeed

      That’s her release date provided there are no problems with her behavior in prison.

      • Babson_Chick

        don’t think she’ll be flipping any tables lol. Maybe a story will leak out on what her new roomies think of her

    • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

      Babs it’s 2 months earlier, Girl. 🙂

      • Babson_Chick

        just reporting the news-love how many stories are out there

        • TGIP – Nene’s New Wig

          Oh Yeah. There’s a bucket load of ’em out there 🙂

    • I was just about to post that. Wow. Talk about unfair. Had any of us done the crap she and her huzzbund pulled, we’d be in jail, they’d throw away the key, and forgot we were in there. So unfair.

      • WestCoastFeed

        It’s not news. It is the standard 15% reduction in a sentence for good behavior. You would see the same sort of release date for any other Federal prisoner.

        • Oh, ok. I stopped reading so many Teresa related stories a while back. Too many were coming out for my brain to care about lol

      • Babson_Chick

        Just saw another story this am about an early release. I agree about unfair treatment for some.

  • RonnieIsBack

    Tre in a hairnet….