Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Wining and Dining [Episodes 8]

Posted on Jan 7 2015 - 9:55am by BeachSpin

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“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” kicks off at Vanderpump Central, where Queen Lisa and Ken are having tea, and discussing the upcoming lunch with Brandi. Lisa has decided to listen to the tramp in order to thwart the gang up mentality that ‘these women’ seem to love. I am too distracted by the couch pillow emblazoned with Giggy’s head to be focused on a sure to be snoozy, repeat of a showdown. 

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We flip to Brandi driving to lunch, wearing a Queen Lisa inspired dress, clearly determined to not be out-classed in at least one scene.  She explains in her talking head, (dressed in a more characteristic slutty number) that Lisa is stubborn, and will probably never apologize for clamping firmly to her Housewives throne. We see Lisa regally float into the restaurant, while flashing back on last season’s attempted overthrow, and are reminded of Ken’s past protectiveness over Brandi. Lisa has a big problem with Brandi turning on Ken, and Brandi argues that Ken should have hung with her, even when taking down his beloved became a little dicey.  Brandi stupidly comments that she and Lisa share the same personality, and Lisa smirks and almost falls out of her chair in disagreement. Lisa apologizes about Scheana-gate just to shut Brandi up, and Brandi elegantly apologizes for being a mutual a**hole.

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We flip to a photo shoot with that crappier version of Yolanda… daughter Bella, who is working through the shame of being nailed driving drunk, by modeling half naked and planning her dazzling future in NYC. Yolanda has lost confidence in Bella’s decision making, and describes the hard loss of privileges that she imparted on the teen, as they banter about which luxury NYC apartment might be the perfect fit. Bella strikes that classic teen-appropriate finger in the mouth pose, as the duo agrees that Yo is always right about virtually everything.

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Yolanda, Eileen, Lisa R and Brandi meet up for dinner, and we hear the first chatter of Yo and David’s dinner party. Yolanda can’t wait because it means another opportunity to cozily gather around the piano and snap at her guests to shut it…plus there will be smores afterwards. 

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We skip over to Kyle’s, where we are learning how to do laundry, because her kids are leaving and they have no idea how to wash their clothes. Kyle and Alexia weep together about her impending move to college, while Kyle anxiously hopes that her kid won’t be as big a fool as that reprobate daughter, Bella.

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We return to the hen gathering, and it appears to be about 12 hours later, as the women drink wine and chat about their husbands. Brandi tosses out that Eileen and her husband were both married when they met, and are most likely dirty cheaters…the both of them. Eileen is honest and pretty much confirms it, and due to the fact that every guy Brandi falls for changes their mind about hanging with a trash box, she is angry. Brandi flips some cash at Eileen and challenges her to a tramp-off, because slutty villains are her absolute favorite. Eileen throws her a b*tch please, and explains that she does not want to work during her time off. Brandi decides that no is the wrong answer, and flings wine in her face, hoping to watch her teenage hero spring to life, and as a bonus, symbolically pay back all dirty cheaters from all scorned women of America. Everyone is mortified, and Eileen is shocked and hurt, but is gracious enough to shake it off, and just label Brandi as super icky. How very true.

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It’s the night of King David and Yolanda’s dinner party, and Yo is worried about her good pal Brandi bringing the Factor of ICK into her home, because it has been established that Brandi is only allowed to be her unique self outside of Foster property lines. Yo fills Kyle in on the wine toss, and they bond over their horrifying choice to be friends with someone so darn gross. Babyface is the King’s show-off celebrity of the evening, the guests arrive, and the story of the wine fling spreads. Lisa expresses relief that at least the ICK is being flung in a different direction, while we witness the soap opera wannabe making her entrance, wearing something resembling a black baby doll nightgown. The fridge from Heaven makes a cameo in a cute scene with the two Lisas gushing over it’s beauty, and it is the funnest moment of the show. Brandi is having soap star regret anxiety, so she pulls Eileen aside and apologizes. Eileen thinks that it’s weird, kinda like getting kissed and slapped with ick at the same time. Brandi explains that she is generally a drunk wreck, and truly thought that she was an extra in a Days of Our Lives scene at that moment. Eileen asserts that it felt like an attack, and Brandi raises Eileen’s spirits by assuring her that at least she has been crying with dramatic remorse.

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Kim prances in and Brandi immediately confesses, with loopy Kim expressing pride that at least Brandi has grown in her awareness of what constitutes acting revolting.  Yo gives a toast to her King, for not dumping her while she was sick, Eileen’s Emmy win, and throws shade at Lisa by toasting the Pump opening while complaining for the hundredth time about not being invited.  Bravo replays the scene where Ken touches Yo’s arm, inciting Yo to blast him in public, while we simultaneously relive the horror that was once Yolanda’s hair. Kyle nosily butts into Lisa and Brandi’s beeswax, and King David snarks at Brandi to cut the flirting with his married celebrity showpiece. Brandi respectfully responds by crapping on the dinky size of the star’s wife’s ring, with Babyface wisely pointing out that it sounds to him like a personal, trashy woman scorned issue.

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It’s time for smores by the fire, an attention grabbing strut from Yo, and lots of slurring blathering from Brandi. After listening to more of Brandi’s gushing super fan praise, Lisa and Eileen escape and agree that Brandi is a crazy, pathetic and really tanked three year old. Pretty much. Brandi plunks herself on King David’s lap, and later steps up the gross by wrecking the cozy Babyface piano time with a trashy remark. Where is the SSSHHHH when we really need it?? The song is silly, the mood is ruined, and Lisa Rinna nails Brandi as white trash.  

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See you next time, when the trashy ick will surely roll on!

 

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  • chacha1

    Yolanda, David and Brandi deserve each other, Yolanda and Brandi came out of the same dumpster so that is why they connect, and David deserves all the embarrassment that gets heaped on him by allowing his low class wife to be BFF with the skank Brandi ….. and now Yolanda has come up with another lie that she couldn’t talk for 2 years … did David write the song “Cry Me a River”? he must have, he can’t talk for two years she can’t walk for two years yet she is always prancing around Puerto Rico and barbecue pits ….. and as for Yo’s talking heads can anyone stand the way she talks with those hands all over the place …. annoying … Oh and BTW Yolanda put it away already about not being invited to Lisa V’s events, didn’t you tell Ken last season that her King David wouldn’t be caught dead with the likes of him (Ken) while she slapped Kens arm away at the BH 100th anniversary party … good for Lisa for distancing herself from that lying hosebag Yolanda and her BFF Brandi

    • Birdie

      PREACH Chacha…I totally agree. I am finding myself wanting to make fun of Yo’s accent…she brings out the mean girl in me.

      • chacha1

        Yolandas song to King David … “If Dis Verld Ver Mine”

        • RonnieIsBack

          Dammit..I just peed LOLOLOL

        • Birdie

          YES!! Oh that video is glorious.

          • chacha1

            hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa IKR

    • RonnieIsBack

      I totally believe this…how else could she stomach the trash bag….secretly she has been throwing digs at Brandi because My Love hates her…
      When Brandi sat on his lap I though Yo would have a meltdown…she isn’t as secure as Lisa and she grabbed Brandi’s hand and helped her up with the quickness.

    • toolate2care2000

      Right on! And you notice that Ken did not attend this gathering. I wouldn’t set foot in their home either until Yolanda apologized for that outburst. She definitely took it too far that night and now expects to be treated like their BFF? Yo – no one was invited to Palm Springs except Lisa R. What makes you think YOU’RE so special?

      • BeachSpin

        Excellent points…I SO agree!!

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      I totally agree. With the exception of Dumb ass David “allowing” his wife to be friends. He is her husband not her parent. `;)

      • chacha1

        true he is not her parent but it was a dinner party where Brandi has proven to be uncouth and disruptive in the past and he is aware of that …. he should have told Yolanda “please No Brandi”

        • Rochelle Barozzi

          Exactly. He was uncomfortable with that slag sitting on him. He has her number when telling her to back off Baby Face. LOLOL

          • MorningYawn

            I loved that… And I’m no fan of his on this show.

  • chacha1

    I will always believe that Brandi was the cheat in the Cibrian marriage, but if he did cheat first who could blame him and now 9 years later she still uses it as an excuse for her bad behavior.. it is getting very old and it is time to get rid of her hopefully

    • Dani-K

      Bitter party of 1. It’s growing very old. Brandi says that the men in her life have cheated. She is the common denominator. I think they want to break it off with her, but are afraid of what she’ll do.

      • Birdie

        She’s got some bunny boiling potential in her for sure.

      • Babson_Chick

        I agree – time for new dialogue!! Even I got over my cheating ex!!!

      • MorningYawn

        You get what you settle for, Brandi!

    • KJ

      Hi cha!
      Happy new year

    • Addie2U

      I never read either of Brandi’s books (& don’t plan on it — even if I found them on the street corner) but I’ve heard her say on more than 1 occasion that she used to “bring home hot girls & makeout with them in front of her husband”! No wonder the guy felt comfortable straying from their marriage. She basically gave him permission!

  • Brandi has more trash in her than a Hefty garbage bag, and that’s no disrespect to Hefty. Her actions become more and more atrocious each and every week. Great recap, but Brandi is making this show hard to stomach. Had anyone thrown any sort of anything in my face, they would have been in ICU.

    • chacha1

      ITA and when you open the Hefty bag that is filled up with Brandi the smell could knock out a city

      • Her stench is more pungent than any skunk. No offense to skunks, of course.

        • BeachSpin

          I would rather have a skunk in my house.

    • Addie2U

      I really like Eileen but I was sort of hoping she would’ve pressed charges → for assault!

  • colleen

    It sounds like a marvelous episode. However, when viewers were invivited into King David’s crib, i lost all focus. Yo Yo NOT wearing white jeans? All is not right with the world

    • Sunny

      LOL at the “NOT wearing white jeans”…IKR? I almost didn’t recognize her 🙂

    • MorningYawn

      And the pants she wore were not flattering at all. She has a banging bod. Why do that to it?! Loved her top tho!

      • BeachSpin

        Those were her fanciest lounging pants.

    • BeachSpin

      CRAP!! I missed a white jeans joke! Nice catch!!

  • Yolie

    Brandi was on WWHL last night and a complete train wreck. Sorry to say this but she’s on the verge of a meltdown. She’s spiraling out of total control.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Eddie is filing those custody papers as well speak probably.

      • Trippinhhard

        Isn’t this the same from last season, when it was realesed that Eddie overpaid,
        Child support/spousal support???

        • MorningYawn

          And didn’t we already have a scene talking about this where she puts the lawyer on a timer? Seem like next week lawyer is telling her for 1st time. Out of sequence much?

      • MorningYawn

        I hope so. I really do.

    • Bad Barbie

      On the “verge” or she had one on live tv???! That was ridiculous.

  • Babson_Chick

    Brandi is so trashy she gives “white trash” a whole new meaning. This nasty mouth and uncouth slut needs to go!

    • Yolie

      Like Lisa R and Eileen said, she seems like a sad woman searching for acceptance. They also said there is no way she’s happy with all the drinking she does, I agree.

      • Babson_Chick

        She sure knows how to go about things in a wrong way. Sometimes it seems to me she’s proud of being brash and shocking.

        • Addie2U

          That’s the sick thing — she is proud of being so brash & shocking. And to her, the more brash & shocking, the better! Can’t stand this chick.

          • chacha1

            she thinks she is funny, she can dish it but can’t take it

          • Babson_Chick

            Can’t stand her either – she ruins BH!

      • Babson_Chick

        Truth!! Just wish they’d get rid of her – enough already!!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Agreed. The bish is beyond foul.

      • Babson_Chick

        Yes — not entertaining at all

    • Dani-K

      So true. There’s got to be a way to bring drama without the trash.

      • Babson_Chick

        you would think the producers would figure that out

  • RonnieIsBack

    Loved your recap Beach!
    Bar none Brandi is a trashy heaux of the worse kind. Bish made me FURIOUS when she disrespected Babyface like that. He is on the save level as King David…this genius has been songwriting, producing, hit making Grammy awards winning and even had movies ….bish please BOW DOWN. He was super gracious to the slut and I laughed my azz off at the shade he threw her dumb ass. She looks older than he does…Babyface is 57 and looks 35 – babyface indeed and a really good and gracious guy. Phuck Brandi
    If I were Eileen I would have thrown food at the cow…that was HORRIBLE what she did and deep down she is hella jealous of Eileen…this trick kills me acting like the morale police just becasue Eddie cheated on her…I see why he did.
    This episode really irked me..and Kyle with her fake azz acting like she didn’t know who Babyface was….
    Funnies scene was when Kyle was blubbering with her daughter and the other daughter, Sophia (who is Mo’s twin) was likking like this some bullchit.
    Not looking forward to next episode…all about the chilrennnnn leaving….Bwahhh…(like who really cares…)

    • Birdie

      TRUTH…Brandi is so jelly of anyone married and happy she can’t see straight and her drooling adolescent drivel towards Eileen speaks volumes as to where her development arrested. It actually explains a LOT.

    • Bad Barbie

      Babyface has tons of botox on that face. In comparison to all the other women on the table and their rock, that was small. Brandi is just inappropriate all around.

      • MorningYawn

        But I feel like babyface is confident enough in himself that he didn’t need to give his wife a boulder to show how rich he is. He knows his success and his bank account- so does his wife.

        • Bad Barbie

          I am not arguing that. Point is all those ladies are as vain as they come and their rocks are worth someone’s life. In their circle these things matter. That is the point. They may have not said it, Brandi did. Baby has the status to buy any rock but he is a passionate and romantic guy, hence his hits. Money don’t mean a thing, he comes from nothing but this is Beverly Hills after all.

          • MorningYawn

            Good point, BB. Good point! Hope it’s a great Thursday!

    • MorningYawn

      I was surprise Babyfa e was even on the show. He is huge, HUGE in the music world, as you said. And who the hell decided to seat him next to that ho. Either fire the party planner or put your foot down to producer intervention. I can’t believe Yo and the King let that happen.

      • RonnieIsBack

        EGGGGGGGzactly Morning Yawn which is why I was cursing the tv…he is MUCH too classy and refined for that group. I was like WTF? I hope “My Love” paid him quite well for the appearance…but truthfully there is nothing The Fake Fosters can offer him (Grammys – check, multiple songwriting creds – check check, worldwide fame – check check –
        He must truly just like them…but I can GARUNTEE you his wife was like phuck this chit…never again…

        • MorningYawn

          He risked his rep but I thought handled it beautifully. You can’t be around that industry and do so well to not be able to handle yourself. Brandi could have taken some lessons and learned something from the man rather than throw shade.

    • BeachSpin

      TY Ronnie…poor trashbox Brandi wants to be a soap star. Then she can be a legit trashy whore.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Great recap, Beach. I don’t recall Yolanda losing her voice for two years. She is the sickest world traveler. When will YoLemon say enough is enough and ban Brandi from her home. Allowing her to sit on David’s lap was insane. Yo better watch Brandi, she’s desperate for a rich husband and has no low, she’ll do anything.

    Please King David and YoLemon, NO more sitting in a circle and making up songs. It is painful to watch “my love” and his celebrity friends. UGH!!

    • Babson_Chick

      All together now – Kumbaya…….

      • Sunny

        hee hee!

    • Bad Barbie

      I rather watch the Foster’s than many other couples on these shows. LOL at least they have real A-Listers!

      • RonnieIsBack

        Nah I disagree BB..I have seen him in concert and up close..he has always had that smooth babyface…
        he doesn’t need botox.

        He and Pharell are blessed.

        • Bad Barbie

          ok.

    • MorningYawn

      Ravine was UN-HAPPY that Brandi sat on his lap. Immediate glare to Yo- get your clown friend off my jock!

    • BeachSpin

      Thank you Reality! Ummm YES…the song scene was painful and embarrassing!

  • Trippinhhard

    Great recap BeachSpin—Brandi is a sleazy trashy woman.. It’s like she hates women and love to flirt with anyone’s husband or man.. Poor Brandi when will she grow up..
    I’m sure Babtface wife was happy with her ring..

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Trippin’! I am giving up hope as far as growth in Brandi…I’m thinking it’s a lost cause.

  • Dani-K

    Great recap Beach! I’m really liking Eileen and the new Lisa. It’s time for Brandi to go…to rehab!

    • Trippinhhard

      She doesn’t think she need rehab, she thinks she fine and funny..

    • Agreed!!

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Dani! I agree…I thought Eileen was a snooze at first…she is growing on me!

  • Sunny

    Brandi is completely ruining RHoBH for me and it USED to be my favorite. I watch Atlanta for all the ratchetness, but I watch BH for all the rich people stuff…like see through refrigerators and moats and swans and the like, and that clueless heifer Brandi, is messing that up for me big time.

    • Shelly Jones

      LMAO…the funniest thing I’ve read. moats and swans! Hahahah…now that’s rich. Who has a moat?

      • chacha1

        lisa v

      • Sunny

        lol…whatever that water thing is called that Lisa V has where her swans reside…”moat” is about the best word I could come up with 🙂

    • BeachSpin

      The fridge scene was the best…I wonder who stages that box before the cameras show up?

      • Sunny

        Good question! You know those ‘fresh’ fruits and vegetables have to rot sometimes…lol. I’ve actually wondered before if they were fake too!

  • Bad Barbie

    I actually didn’t know where in the world to put my face when Brandi was at the Foster’s table. OH MY! Unreal!!!

    One thing though-What she said wasn’t fat fetched.. LOL! You damn well know that none of the ladies sitting on that table have a ring as small as Babyface’s wife. That was not a lie! Did she have to be so rude and said what she thinks? NOPE! Especially that she doesn’t have a ring herself now.

    Did anyone watch WWHL??????????? SMH Was that real or scripted????!!! Funny that she had a meltdown on camera because Jeff did to her exactly what she does to everyone else.

    Andy was loving it!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Waht is hilarious is that aBabyface has a CHITLOAD of money..if he wanted to buy a big azz diamond, he could have..but that’s isn’t what’s important to him. Trust his wife is well taken care of…hell so is Traci Edmonds..his first wife…
      Brandi is trashy for even trying to give that chit life..

      • chacha1

        that is true about a big diamond, I gagged everytime Miss Wiggy Kim Zolciak had to brag about the size of her diamond then NeNe started bragging about her 15 carat diamond ….. and really what did it prove, all they have is a big diamond BIG WOOO

        • RonnieIsBack

          And trust and believe I am not anti-big Azz Rock (I love em) however, it was super tacky and downright degrading for her to be dismissive of ANYTHING..trash bag just bought a car in her own name. Who the phuck is she to act like something isn’t good enough. Bish.

          • BeachSpin

            Especially with someone who has CRAZY cash like Babyface…what an idiot.

          • RonnieIsBack

            Agreed which is why she tried to flip the script and then say well if the diamond is big it means they are cheating on you…i was like pick a thought – THOT.

          • Sunny

            It was totally insulting. Seriously. How dare she put down another woman’s wedding ring? That was a bad as anything she has ever said and however gauche she said it, imo.

          • chacha1

            isn’t she leasing her car?

          • misstc

            She said on RHOBH she got an unexpected check for over $100K so she treated herself to the Range Rover-later said for others to quit guilting her, that’s it’s just a lease. Who knows, she such a liar also.

        • misstc

          How many poor Africans had to die/suffer for THOSE bragging rights. SMH

      • Bad Barbie

        Brandi said it but you best believe the rest probably say it in their head. “That rock type small” I am well aware of the chit load of money he has and I agree, he is a romantic dude. Those don’t care about bling.

        Also, coming from a family of jewelers … rock size don’t even matter. You can have a worthless 5 karat. People are so foolish when it comes to diamonds.

        • RonnieIsBack

          You ain’t nevah lied BB, I have seen a phucked up big azz diamond with so many flaws it was laughable…Color J with many inclusions and the bish was throwing it in our faces..I was like your man did you wrong boo. You would have been better with a Yellow diamond bc that ish is cloudy as hell…and loooks faded…
          Give me a D colorless anyday with VSI if any at all…I like bling, but I most definiltey prefer quality over quantity anyday…

          • Bad Barbie

            LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! That’s what I am saying.

    • MorningYawn

      I think it was fake… If nothing more than Brandi’s face after she “cried” – dry as a bone. Whether Jeff or Andy was in on it is up in the air.

      • misstc

        I think it was real by the looks on AC & Jeff’s face. AC became a cyclop for a second there. LOL

      • Bad Barbie

        Seemed fake but you never know with drama queen.

  • Lucy94

    Brandi makes this show total gutter trash. She will never fit with this group. Can’t they transplant her to the OC or something? Personally, I wouldn’t want to be seen within 2 miles of her. Her face is effed up, her wit is nonexistent and vulgarity oozes out of her pores.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Her azz belongs on the OC

      • misstc

        Would love to see Brandi try to tango with Tamra-Brandi would be on the floor crying

  • Thanks for a hilarious recap, Beach!!

    Brandi..Brandi….Brandi! Where do I start?

    First, the wine toss…why? I can’t figure out what’s really going on with this woman, she’s screaming for attention and love. It’s pathetic to see her in action. Second, the diss to BabyFace wife’s ring….WHY again? Thirdly, the finger bang comment…WHY?????

    None of these women hang with Brandi outside of the show and for good reason. She’s VILE and an embarrassment. She ruins the show and I really hope this is her last season.

    • Sunny

      I agree, she really is ruining the show for me, anyway.

    • MorningYawn

      But she gets love and attention from LVP and Ken and she trashes it. Why is the only question, Suess, for all of her ish.

      • Brandi is one of those that hurt others because she’s hurt. She’s self destructive and sabotages all healthy relationships in her life.

        • RonnieIsBack

          The bish needs to be committed…Eddie needs to hurry up and get those kids.

    • BeachSpin

      TY Suesseroo…VILE indeed. BLECH!

  • Shelly Jones

    Would you rather give Claudia an hour long foot rub/corn massage or have Brandy as a dinner guest for Thanksgiving???

    • misstc

      Hands down Claudia

  • itsjustme

    I have no words to describe what I truly think of Brandi. I am horrified that those women even have to associate with her. RHOBH is the only HW show I watch religiously, yet am finding it increasingly difficult to tune in each week because of Brandi. She SO doesn’t fit in with these women of class (well, most of them are anyway). She would be a much better fit on the OC. She, trampy, and icky would be perfect for each other.
    I certainly hope this is the last season that Brandi is on because I really don’t think I’ll last another season watching her be a vile, crass, uncouth, lowlife, drunken bitch. I just can’t.

  • chacha1

    I just watched the show again and Eileen better be real careful with Brandi around Vince … Vince was sticking up for Brandi when Eileen told him she threw wine in her face …and every time the skeeze Brandi said a disgusting thing at the party he was smiling at her ……. I hated it when Vince tried to convince Eileen that Brandi really loves her

    • RonnieIsBack

      AGreed.

  • chacha1

    Are you all getting sick of the bullchit air kisses over and over again and the squeels of delight everytime they see each other “Oh Hi Beautiful” “Oh Hi pretty lady” And I can’t wait for Brandi to sock it to Kim again …. LOL

    • RonnieIsBack

      Many are truly fake AF..especially lemons…Yo.
      I gag everytime she says My Love..and that phuckin speech..I was like seriously…

      • chacha1

        oooh and always kissing him

  • TartLemon

    Brandy, Kyle, Kim and Yolanda need to GO!

    Keep LVP, Eileen and Lisa R.

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    THAT was so uncomfortable to watch. Brandi is just gone. Beyond the pale. My god.

    • Why does she still have fan? I don’t get it.

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Same type of fan that loves Teresa. Ugh!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      I couldn’t believe Brandi’s horrid behavior! And she kept smirking. She thinks she’s cute and funny. I’m sorry–but an over 40 drunk as hell tramp is not cute nor is she funny. Her boys must be mortified.

    • Sunny

      I can honestly say, somehow through my television screen, I could FEEL Eilene’s humiliation.

      • misstc

        Go see last night’s episode of WWHL with Brandi throwing a drink into Jeff Lewis’s face! Talk about freak out-& she started crying.

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Right???

  • MorningYawn

    Beach- that recap was amazing! Best one yet!!! I agree- Ick is the. Best word for all of trashvilles antics. As Eileen was telling her story about meeting vinny, Brandi was chugging her wine and slurring her words. I think Eileen was really hurt and bewildered. Id have been over the table with Rinna.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks MY! ICK was lucky that Eileen didn’t come after her..

  • TartLemon

    At the Yolanda dinner, Kyle was being her usual stirring the trouble pot self. “What about ……?” “Why don’t you tell us about that?” Uhhhh….Kyle/Kim…. there’s some REAL working actresses there now.

    Is Kim getting paid for this season?

    Good thoughts to the people in Paris France.

    • Sunny

      YASSS, good thoughts and prayers for the folks in France.

      • chacha1

        even though France would not back up the USA and England I am sure Obama will help them out

  • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

    This show and these people are a freaking mess. Brandi is a gutter drunk and needs rehab STAT and her sons need the protection of CPS (just where are they–the staff there really do need to watch these shows to see what kind of parents these women are).

    Brandi is out of her freaking mind! Who throws wine in a woman’s face during an elegant dinner party? If you do that, you HAVE a drinking problem–no ifs, ands or buts about it.

    That’s your cue for rehab, sweetie.

    And if that weren’t bad enough, her behavior at that dinner party was reprehensible. How does she even get herself invited to events? It’s like walking on eggshells every time this piece of trash shows up–what the heck will she do next? The throwing shade about the size of the ring–that just unnerved me. My own engagement ring isn’t huge–because when my husband proposed to me, we weren’t as successful as we are now–but I would never DREAM of replacing it because it was a symbol of one of the most beautiful nights in my life, my husband lovingly picked it out for me–and it isn’t all about the size of the bling–it’s about the size of the sentiment behind it.

    I just can’t stand Brandi. I loathe Kyle, I fear for Kim (who hasn’t said one sensible sentence so far this season) and Yolanda is a phony bore. Lisa Rinna’s lips annoy me and I often feel she’s just acting her soap opera part. I like Eileen better than anyone other than Lisa V.
    But last night–God I wanted to slap that smirk off Trashi Trashville’s face. No wonder she can’t find a man who will stick around.

    Also brilliantly funny and well written recap. Kudos. Or kadooze as Ramoner would say!

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Heels! Brandi finds herself amusing…she doesn’t get that she and Princess Andy are the ONLY ones.

      • Exactly!

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        I don’t even know if Princess Andy thinks she’s all that amusing any longer. I hear that the rest of the cast is demanding she be fired–and Andy WILL NOT pick Brandi over all those really rich ladies. Brandi is in a (low) class all by herself.
        I would be so embarrassed to be her!

        • misstc

          Or have her around me.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            She’s too much of a loose cannon, I agree!

          • misstc

            In front of friends, my mom came after me with a swinging hammer & she meant harm. I was 15, and we wound up on sidewalk in a catfight, as I had enough. Like I said, she scarred me for life; I NEVER wanted to hurt her or fight with her because I loved her so much. But she was a real Jekyll & Hyde!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Oh WOW! You poor thing! Your mother should be the LAST person a child should be afraid of. I’m so sorry you went through that–but hopefully, it made you stronger. But still–what hell that must have been. Here’s a (((((hug))))).

          • misstc

            TYSM!! Tears R falling – yes, it was rough. I’m okay now but wonder how many lost opportunities from my wounds. I really don’t want to see her put others thru what I went thru-that’s why it is so painful & will stop watching RHOBH if Brandi stays. Same goes for PumpRules & Jax being a party boy at his age.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I can really see why her behavior is so awful for you. It must bring back some horrible memories–and no wonder you feel for her kids and don’t want them to go through what you did.

        • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

          ITA. Andy looks like he can’t stand her now – he’s tired of that circus act. He’s saying on twitter that it was not staged last night.

          • misstc

            Thanks for that info – anyone know what crazy said in her blogs?

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I just watched WWHL from last night. That was unbelievable–what she did to Jeff. And Jeff was so put off–he’ll never defend her again.
            Andy seemed uncomfortable and embarrassed as well. I really do think her time as a BH HW is over (how she was signed up for so long is totally beyond me anyway).

          • RubyT

            I tuned in a few seconds before Brandi threw her drink at Jeff. He was apologizing and saying if was a joke and he was only kidding….but what did he say that set her off? Also found it funny that she told Eileen Davidson that she’d never thrown a drink at anyone before. That makes twice now.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Jeff apologized for asking if he could get an STD if Brandi ran her hands through his hair (this was earlier in the show when Jeff said that).
            I do NOT believe it was a joke–the only person claiming it was (the drink thrown at JL) is Brandi herself. Andy’s tweets sounded like he was really blown away by what she did. And Jeff did NOT confirm that it was a joke, which I believe he would have done had that been the case.
            Brandi is a psycho. They aren’t going to confront her about it because who in the world knows what she will do next? But clearly, if it WERE a joke, then Andy and/or Jeff would have backed up her claims. But they HAVE NOT.
            Brandi has poor mental health that is exacerbated by her excessive drinking. She’s in complete denial about how bad her problem is (typical of an addict). Unless she gets help soon, she’s going to end up in jail, in the hospital, or with her kids removed from her permanently. She just has no idea how screwed up she is.

    • Very well stated.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Thank you Doc!

    • misstc

      Did you see WWHL? She threw a martini/or wine at Jeff Lewis for some comment he made in jest & her behavior changed into a mean drunk. Andy’s eyes crossed into each other while Jeff went into shock-and she then burst into tears. Some thought is was staged, but I disagree by looks of AC & Jeff freaking out.
      Brandi needs to be very careful, as this behavior on WWHL & RHOBH will get her kids taken away. Take it from a survivor of an alcoholic mother who switched personalities like Brandi did last night-I suddenly started crying, feeling like I was reliving my childhood 50 years ago. Very painful-and now have to speak out as I don’t want to see those kids go thru what I was forced to go thru.

      • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

        Oh wow! I didn’t stay up for WWHH and usually don’t watch it so I didn’t DVR it. I’ll have to catch it On Demand if I can find it there. That’s really bizarre.
        Brandi is just a mess–and she’s full on displaying just how effed up she is. And her kids very well could be taken away from her. She was completely out of control.
        Thanks for the heads up on the WWHL! I love Jeff Lewis but I just can’t with Miss Andy. BLECH–but this I have to see!

        • misstc

          I think you can go to BravoWWHL.com to catch the episode right now. And yes, I don’t auto DVR WWHL anymore either. AC’s shtick got old, & many ppl who appear don’t grab me. U said U read tarot? What’s in Brandi’s future?

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            I just watched it On Demand–and OMG, you weren’t kidding. That was definitely NOT scripted–and how messed up is Brandi to do that to Jeff? Also, after the show was finishing and you couldn’t hear Trashi but I saw her lips say, “You are a f****cking asshole” to Jeff.
            Brandi needs dual diagnosis treatment: she’s bipolar AND a raging alcoholic (and could also abuse other drugs, namely cocaine). I’ve seen this before–my brother was a drug addict. Same kind of reckless behavior. Same type of apologies but nothing changed until he got clean. Wow!

          • misstc

            My mom was an alkie & got like Brandi when she got drunk. Out of nowhere, she would switch personalities into meaness. I suffered as a teen because of her-she made my life hell. Great when sober; impossible when after a few too many. IMHO, Brandi is a danger to her children, because she also adds drugs to the mix.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Oh wow–I’m so sorry to hear that. That must have been really tough. I hope she was able to get clean–that’s so heartbreaking, what it does to the kids. No wonder you have the reaction you do to Brandi.

          • misstc

            That was 50 years ago! I’m 64 now & wasted a good part of life being a drunk also. My last 15 yrs have been the best! Not a total tea drinker, still have a couple once in awhile-never like I used to. She really needs to get help.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Oh wow! You have such a young spirit, I thought you were a little younger than that. You are wise! I am 42 right now and I had some challenges in my life also. But I know they made me stronger. The last 15 years of my life have been the best too. Ever since I met my wonderful husband! 🙂
            I’m not a huge drinker either. I do like wine with dinner on the weekends and an *occasional* mojito or margarita. I don’t like waking up feeling bad in the a.m. though!

          • misstc

            Ah, 42. I’d give anything for that again. I met my hubby & married 15 years ago also! Wow!

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Well Happy Anniversary for both of us! I’m glad we both met our Prince Charmings! 🙂

          • misstc

            Are U on Twitter? Are we following each other by chance?

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            We are not following each other, I’m pretty sure because while I am on Twitter professionally, I don’t follow any of the reality TV people. But I should start an account just for this kind of guilty pleasure. I’ll let you know when I do!

          • misstc

            My account is a jumble of everything. From Animal advoc & politics to Palestine & Bravo TV.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            LOL–I wish I could do that but I don’t want my professional peers to know that I watch as much reality television as I do. 🙂 They probably do too–but I think it might hurt me professionally, so I only follow people who can help my career or who are part of my career.

          • misstc

            Did you say U read cards? Or have I confused U w/ another? What kind of career? I’ve worn MANY hats in life.

          • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

            Yes I do! My favorite deck is the Voyager but I also use the Dali and Rider decks too. But Voyager is my fave! 🙂

  • chacha1

    I am now convinced that David Foster is “doing” Brandi while Yo-lemons is traveling around the verld …… I will put my money on that and now it makes sense why he puts up with the skank being in his home

    • RonnieIsBack

      And why he didn;t flinch when she dropped down on his lap….

      and almost snatched a bish up when he THOUGHT she was flirting with Babyface…he was watching her like a hawk…

      dayum that would be SCANDELOUS!…and deeelishcious!

      • BeachSpin

        He should have been SHOCKED.

        • chacha1

          and he should have told Yolanda “we are having a dinner party, please do not invite Brandi”

          • misstc

            Didn’t Yo say she would have never invited her after hearing of the wine toss but it was too late. Seems the new gals are on to the skank.

          • chacha1

            Yo was right there when Brandi threw the wine in Eileens face

          • misstc

            Oh yeah, right. But right before the party she said it was too late to un-invite her-and wouldn’t have after witnessing last night’s wine toss.

      • chacha1

        yep he is doing her for sure !!!!

        • Sunny

          Oh gawd, please NO!

        • misstc

          I don’t think he wants a STD LMAO!!

          • RonnieIsBack

            maybe he wipes it with lemons before and after….

          • chacha1

            LMAO

          • Sunny

            Ohmigosh, but FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!

          • Jersey

            LOL

          • Babson_Chick

            yep – gotta have that lemon cleanse – works for everything

      • BeachSpin

        WOW!! That would be CRAZY.

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      David Foster is a serial cheater. You know what they say, “If he cheats WITH you, he’ll cheat ON you.”
      I would hope he would have better taste than to stoop to a trash-heap like Trashi Trashville. A street hooker would be better–and likely a hell of a lot more discreet.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Why is it Brandi only attacks women when it comes to cheating? She never seems to have a problem with rich men who cheat, like Mohamed, Donal Trump, David Foster etc. She would never throw shade, let alone a drink, at one of them.

    • chacha1

      ITA

    • Yessss! I never noticed until you mentioned it.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Because crack heauxs never go against the pimps….they just attack other women….

      • RealitytvJunkie

        Lmao!

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        LOL!!!

    • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

      She’s a SWF type. She always sees the women as the villains and never the men. It’s part of her screwed up values and likely an aspect of her borderline/narcissistic/histrionic/antisocial personalities disorders (and that is definitely PLURAL).
      She’s a whole bunch of screwed up people!

      • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

        So true! She talks a lot about her ride-or-die girlfriends but she really doesn’t seem to be a womans woman. Probably why she surrounds herself with gay men. Her hairdresser split up with his long term partner since he started following her around like a lapdog – her misery must be contagious.

        • 4theHighHeels_4theRawDeals

          Exactly–all her friends are gay men because they 1) stroke her ego and 2) are not a threat to her sexually. I have also noticed that her friend Jennifer seems to be nowhere around these days but since Jennifer is a recovering alcoholic, it has to be hard watching someone throw her life in the gutter. Brandi is in total denial about how bad her drinking problem is.
          When you start throwing drinks in people’s faces at elegant dinner parties and talk about disgusting private things that should be shared by a couple in love ONLY, then it is time to check into rehab.

          • Babson_Chick

            So true!! Wish they’d bring in the men wearing their white coats and take her away. If that doesn’t work, let the men in green come and take her away in their garbage truck.

      • chacha1

        what is SWF

        • Babson_Chick

          single white female

  • chacha1

    I wish bravo would replayall the episodes when they were in PR

  • misstc

    I am wondering in future episode where one housewife screams “leave my husband alone” whose husband it is that Brandi is trying to hit on?

    • MorningYawn

      We should do a pool. My $ on Vinny. B has already made Eileen a target. We learned last year that despite all clues telling her to stop, this b!tch gets a bone and won’t let go.

      • chacha1

        And Vinnie was sticking up for Brandi against his own wife … we shall see, and I am getting sick of LisaR and Eileen forgiving Brandi and making excuses for that slut

    • tibi

      I think it is Lisa Rinna screaming at Brandi about something Brandi said about Harry Hamlin.

  • Jersey

    I cringe every time Brandi is on my screen. She is so inappropriate and trashy. I thought it was so odd that she sat in David’s lap. I would not trust that skank around any man..
    The remark about the wedding ring was unbelievable. She is such a trash box.

    • chacha1

      and she thinks she is so cute and funny yet Yolanda keeps kissing Brandi’s ass along with everyone else (except Lisa and Ken) even that creep skank Adrienne came to Brandi’s house rental warming party

      • MorningYawn

        The Adrienne thing was odd. The only thing I can think was that bravo invited her in hopes of a cat fight and neither lady took the bait.

  • Norrth

    I think Lisa asked Brandi to do everything Brandi claims… and she DID IT, so why fault Lisa now? Brandi thought things would work out better for her, I’m sure. I think she is now outing Lisa because things have not worked out her way. I, personally, feel that Lisa used Brandi by pushing Scheana in her face at every turn. I dislike Brandi, but even I feel sorry for her by having the woman who slept with her husband while she carried their child shoved in her face at every turn. No friend does that to you. The low point was having Scheana in Brandi’s face bragging about her own engagement while Brandi’s marriage was over. Brandi had to know that Lisa was using her, probably for the sake of pimping VR, and should not have allowed herself to be used. Again, I think she thought SHE thought she would have gotten more out of it. Foolish.

    • chacha1

      sheena was friends with Lisa’s daughter years before Brandi showed up, then Brandi and Sheena had a sit down … and Brandi got to tell Sheena off, Sheena did NOT know that Eddie was married. when Lisa had them at Ken’s dinner party together Brandi was already stabbing Lisa and Ken in the back ….. Brandi would have had more credibitlty had she left the dinner party … Brandi dishes it big time but never takes it …. Good for Lisa for shoving sheena in Brandi’s face, it is about time someone slaps this little skank down ….

    • MorningYawn

      Hey Norrth! I agree – I do think LVP asked her to do it all and she did it. The one thing I really don’t think LVP did were those damn magazines and that’s what she got blamed for. It’s splitting hairs by Lisa saying “I didn’t do that” when she absolutely did say some horrible things about Kyle and mo on camera and I believe stirred it up, plotted and planned behind the scenes. While I completely feel it must be torture to have scheana at events. B should have never set the precedent by having the sit down with her. She did that for selfish reasons – hell they all did. But if b had nipped that in the bud, her later claims wouldn’t sound so hollow.

  • chacha1

    Lisa R and Eileen are falling into the same Brandi trap as Lisa did …. they are already making excuses for her bad behavior and saying she is a poor wounded little girl and needs a spanking, they now deserve everything that the skank will dish out to them, Lisa & Ken learned the hard way and so will they. Brandi is sly as a fox and that trashbag has no business being on any show

    • MorningYawn

      Hey chacha! Eileen’s bravo blog was a little bit more harsh. I think she held back mightily for the cameras. I would bet they both did!

      • RonnieIsBack

        I gotta go read it…

    • misstc

      There’s a saying “Smart as a dumb fox”