Teresa & Joe Giudice Out and About: United or Apart As The Freedom Clock Ticks Away!

Posted on Jan 1 2015 - 1:08pm by BeachSpin

Tick tock, tick tock, TICK TOCK!! As the weeks dwindle to days, the days dwindle to hours, which will soon dwindle to minutes, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, Teresa Giudice, is working overtime to present her household routine as business as usual. The reality felon has under four days remaining before she is required to surrender to serve her 15-month federal prison stint, and according to photos posted by Daily Mail, there were some mundane errands to get done.

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READ: Teresa Giudice Emerges: Spotted With RHONJ Costars At Luxury Ski Resort

A cute and upbeat jaunt out and about, with her prison bound buddy of a husband is just what the PR doctor ordered, and a stop at the cleaners was the first mission on her list. It was unclear as to whether she combined errands and made a pre slammer maintenance hair appointment with her regular salon, which is conveniently located in the same spot as her cleaners, a snazzy strip mall establishment clearly designed to take their customers back to the wild west of New Jersey.  

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This little outing comes on the heels of other Teresa public appearances, including a ski resort date with the Housewife Twins, and a showing at her daughter Gia’s 3KT performance.

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As we earlier reported, it is widely believed that she is supposedly plotting to make her children the new cash cows in order to shelter income from the feds, to whom she still owes $200k. Maybe a little acknowledged exposure will theoretically give that strategy a kick in the pants, as Teresa waves bye bye, and dumps her Plan B moneymaking blueprints in the laps of agents and managers. At least her dry cleaning won’t be hogging up space at Towaco Cleaners for a whole year! 

READ: Gia Giudice Films New Reality Show: Teresa Giudice Markets Daughter As New Bread Winner of The Family

While this field trip presented a united Giudice front, other social media photos paint a different picture. Joe was recently spotted at Angelo’s in Manhattan, a restaurant owned by fellow “Housewives” husband, Rino Aprea. A fan tweeted the following photos of Joe flying solo.

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He was there minus his wife or children, as blasted out on Twitter by a ‘starstruck’ patron. I am undecided as to whether I am more mystified as to why Joe is choosing to spend his last Teresa soaked days alone, or why anyone would actually be starstruck by a half tanked, reality show felon. To each his own, I guess. How these last days of sweet Giudice freedom will play out is anyone’s guess. Stick with us as we keep you updated, and spill ALL the tea!

 

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  • She Stinks!

    Juicy is all ready to line up a few HOs for Monday afternoon, after he drops off Tre at prison. This is where it all starts. Who is this star struck woman? What an idiot. She must go into overdrive at the county jail, if she is star struck by that dumb drunken felon.

    • ROFLMAO!!!! OMG! This comment and blog is just what I needed to break my hangover. Thank you!!!

    • twifan2

      I guess Juicy doesn’t go to his nearby Dunkin Donut shoppe for his ‘take-outs’ then? 😉

    • Lucy94

      I hope she checked her wallet before she left. And it’s pretty obvious that Joe “alcohol problem” Giudice is still drinking. Probably mooching off of Rino.

  • Anne Green

    I’m curious if anyone has heard what her prison designation is. Maybe she is to surrender directly to the local US Marshalls to avoid media fanfare at the prison. I can’t remember how Martha Stewart surrendered. Time will tell I imagine.

    • twifan2

      Nope, we won’t know until the BOP posts where she’s at. Maybe the next day, after processing her in.
      I doubt she’s to surrender to any law enforcement.

      • WestCoastFeed

        The Tre Huggers seem convinced that she is going to Danbury.

        • twifan2

          :/
          Alderson recently added a new building where they will be putting the inmates. Instead of cottages, like they did. There should be ‘room’ for her there.
          We’ll see come Monday.

          • cait

            Alderson was her second choice, I believe, so WIN ! WIN !

          • twifan2

            They’re not supposed to get a ‘choice’.
            Besides, Danbury isn’t/wasn’t taking prisoners with more than 1 yr sentences.

          • cait

            That’s the point, Twi ! Due to her continued Trelusions she prob felt she was entitled to her “Hotel” of choice ! If I had those kids I’d be asking for a place in Alaska !

          • twifan2

            In Alaska? Why, cait?
            OH! A bear ate them! Got ya! 😉

      • Anne Green

        If ordered by the BOP to do so, Federal prisoners can surrender to the US Marshalls to be held at a holding facility until designation is determined. My curiosity is why hasn’t someone leaked something if she knows?

        • twifan2

          I don’t think they consider that important to bother with-imo.
          Good question about the leak, Anne! She must have her letter from the BOP as to where, when, what time to surrender already.
          Maybe she was ordered not to say a word? idk

          • WestCoastFeed

            Maybe she wants the event to be as private as possible. Especially to protect her girls.

          • Anne Green

            Martha Stewart slipped into Camp Cupcake in the early morning on her surrender date. She was able to elude the press and they never got a photo of her.

          • WestCoastFeed

            I expect Tre will turn herself in early, too. Maybe even as early as tomorrow night.

          • twifan2

            They process people during the weekend?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Isn’t tomorrow Friday? I get time mixed up.

          • twifan2

            Me too. NYE’s has me confuddled.
            I don’t think Tre will voluntarily turn herself in 3 days early! I’m thinking she’ll wait to the last possible sec to turn herself in.

          • Lucy94

            She will probably be waiting with her Louis luggage stacked to the ceiling for the prison to send a car for her.

          • itsjustme

            My guess is she may wait until all the girls are in school so she can say good bye to them as though its a normal day and leave Joe to explain why mommy won’t be home anymore when they come home from school. I know I’m wrong, but I certainly could see her doing that.

          • twifan2

            I could see that too, but Gia, Gabrielle & Milania know what’s going on. Those girls are on/see what’s on Twitter & other social media sites. PLUS, their friends will probably pass on info to them.
            Tre should take into consideration about her girls-tell them the truth!

          • itsjustme

            It’s Trelusional we are talking about. She still believes her girls don’t know anything because she didn’t tell them. She wouldn’t know the truth if it hit her between her eyes. I truly believe she hasn’t said a word to the girls as to what is going on. I really do feel sorry for those girls. It’s just sad.

          • cait

            No, but she made sure she was on speakerphone, in front of kids, when discussing her legal and criminal business !

          • itsjustme

            I don’t even know if Martha had this much interest as Tre and Joe do. Maybe it’s just I didn’t have that much interest..lol

          • Anne Green

            Martha admitted her wrongdoing. She accepted responsibility and her fate. She asked the Judge to begin her sentence earlier than scheduled to just put it behind her. She handled the situation with grace. The public accepted that from her and therefore, little fanfare. These two idiots are like circus freak show performers. For me….it’s their arrogance and “piss off” attitude that I detest.

  • twifan2

    It’s like she’s playing a joke on all of us. ‘Selling’ the tabloids she’s so scared & then in her ‘real’ life-she doesn’t give a Frack!?

  • WestCoastFeed

    A top by the salon to get the extensions removed?

    • twifan2

      Somebody said she wasn’t getting them out til Sunday.
      Don’t know, maybe earlier?

  • itsjustme

    Did Joe get his license back? The picture clearly shows him driving. I thought he was still without a license…hmmmmm

    • Debbie Willard

      I was just wondering the same thing??> hmmmmmmmm

      • Anne Green

        I’m not sure why I remember this…when he took the plea on the fraudulent license, I seem to remember that he presently had a valid license but it would be suspended sometime in March…I could be wrong. I remember thinking at the time that it would be difficult for him to transport the children to and fro….then I remembered that Joe’s has no problem operating on a suspended license as the record shows.

        • WestCoastFeed

          He has had his license back for over a year now. The old suspension was for the drunk driving, followed by the driving with a suspended license,, In March the judge rule on a new suspension, this time for the DMV fraud.

          • Anne Green

            Thanks, West. I could remember the exact details.

          • Lucy94

            So, when he loses it again in March and Tre is in the big house he will be house bound with the 4 beautiful dawters?

          • WestCoastFeed

            Yep. No wonder he is drinking heavily.

          • cait

            Wonder how many of the 12 visits, allowed, per month, will the fambly attend ? Going all that way, every 2/3 days, would drive me nuts anyway !

          • itsjustme

            Thanks! I was unaware that he got it back.

          • chacha1

            then his side piece will drive him around while his doorters think he is working nights

    • DSS

      Pretty sure he is using Porsha’s!

  • Happy New Year All!

    Tick Tock…Listen to the clock!!

    • Marsbars09

      Happy New Year Doc!
      Time to go back being Dr. Seuss! 😀

    • itsjustme

      Tick Tock and then CLINK CLINK…. I still chuckle when I hear that. And than for Tre to not understand it was just the icing on the cake…LOL

  • twifan2

    Looks like Juicy needs a booster seat when he’s behind the wheel! :/
    Seat belts???

  • chacha1

    I think they were at that aardvark face Rino’s restaurant, isnt it called Angelo’s….oh never mind I see that it is

    • WestCoastFeed

      Yes, that’s Rino Aprea’s restaurant in Little Italy.

  • CatsMeow

    Please correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Joe G. NOT have a drivers license? Is that HIM behind the wheel?

    • Anne Green

      Hey Cats. It was mentioned down thread that he has an active license now. The judge will rule on the suspension for the Fraudulent license conviction in March 2015.

      • CatsMeow

        Thanks Anne! Well, at least he can drive all those children around while she’s in prison.

        • twifan2

          Nope, he’s scheduled to be before the judge in March to receive his sentence for his DMV. THEN he’ll/should get it suspended.

          • CatsMeow

            Wow, it’s going to be a very long few years for this family.

          • WestCoastFeed

            This is the judge who told Joe that deportation was a “virtual certainty.” Joe may be looking at a long “forever.”

          • cait

            For pity’s sake, your country, like this one, would give a green card to a pig in a frock ! If he gets kicked out, it will be pure spite ! Not worthy of your Democracy !

          • WestCoastFeed

            I don’t know about the UK. but the DMV fraud case is very considered very serious here since 911.

          • cait

            We’ve had our fair share of terrorist acts too, yet 250,000 people were granted citizenship, in 2013. The Home office have said that, through lack of staff, they can’t carry out proper checks ! These people were all non-European, and now we have children, who have been indoctrinated at their local mosque, running off to join ISIS ! Several 16yr olds from here in Manchester have gone !
            I don’t think Joe is in that category, I think he just pissed someone off !

          • WestCoastFeed

            Well, he certainly has pissed me off. He has been in the country since he was a baby and never applied for citizenship. He has been defrauding banks and mortgage companies for years, has not paid his taxes or his bills. I say, send him back! I don’t want him living here any longer.

          • cait

            My ex-Father-in-Law ran from Mussolini pre-1939, with his parents. They all got citizenship apart from Nucchio, because it gave them a tax break importing food and oils from Italy ! When war broke out, he was interned in Canada, as an alien, all for the sake of a few bucks ! Maybe Joe’s family (He was a babby, after all) had similar reasons !

          • WestCoastFeed

            Oh, good, now I can imagine they were a bunch of neo-fascists.

          • cait

            Both my M-I-L and F-I-L were “Brown Shirts” in school, but they had no choice as it was the law ! However, M-I-L did not approve of her son marrying outside his race (Little old Irish Me) !

          • twifan2

            ;(

          • cait

            TF2, she wasn’t too wrong though ! We did love each other, but NEVER really liked each other !

          • twifan2

            I understand that.
            It’s what’s in a person’s heart that matters. 🙂

          • cait

            Mix passion with friendship and you’ve got a winner TF2 !

          • Lucy94

            He didn’t become a citizen because you have to take a test, study, answer questions correctly. We are talking about Joe here.

          • WestCoastFeed

            That is very probably why he never applied.

          • Lucy94

            Oh, he pissed someone off alright. The Feds. They don’t play. Both Joe and Tre will for the rest of their lives be known as convicted felons, ex cons. Their lives are going to be a living hell from here on out. And don’t even get me started on their finances. Sorry you’re not feeling well. Been there, done that. I take the train everyday and it’s like a human petri dish.

          • CatsMeow

            What a huge mess, omg.

        • Anne Green

          For a few months anyway..

          • CatsMeow

            This is true. I have to wonder if Joe is up to the job, I can imagine it’s a lot of work caring for 4 young girls. And trying to sell the mansion. My oh my how things have changed for this family.

          • cait

            He can’t do a worse job than the Tree ! She seems to resent the girls, given the way she talks to them and ridicules them ! I’ve heard of mothers being jealous of their daughters and envy their youth !

  • Fritz the. At

    Does anyone find it infuriating that this woman who owes millions is driving a Mercedes? She is thumbing her nose at all hardworking taxpayers. That is why she is universally despised and that is why no one except for a few would watch her in a cooking show. She has burned down the bridge of goodwill with her post sentencing antics.

    • Lucy94

      None of these broke jokes own the vehicles they drive. They’re all leased. Melissa had to give back the Bentley after filming stopped. She and little Joe couldn’t afford the $5,000 a month payment.

      • WestCoastFeed

        I think Tre and Juicy owned the Corvette. Tre mentioned to Andy C that they had tried to sell it on e-bay.

        • cait

          Why not go to a dealership ? E-bay is the place to sell spurious goods ! Don’t ask, Don’t tell !

          • WestCoastFeed

            Exactly why they went to ebay.

  • Gabby

    Does Teresa have all day on the 5th to surrender or is it to be 12:00am midnight?

    • WestCoastFeed

      I don’t remember where I read this, but someone said the deadline was 2 p.m.

  • cait

    So I’ve got the head cold from HELL ! My snoz is like a broken tap (faucet) ! Just pouring out water and I’m sneezing every few seconds ! Oh happy day !

    • Marsbars09

      I’m sorry to hear you’re not well Cait.
      Take care and Happy New Year!

      • cait

        I’m not, “NOT WELL”, just sat by a bag of soaking wet tissues, and considering trying to dry them out ! Every penny counts !

        • twifan2

          A .REALLY GOOD hot toddy, cait! 😉
          Cheers!

          • cait

            Got no HOT in and not got no TODDY, so that’s out ! AND it’s after midnight ! Will do 2mo !

          • twifan2

            DANG! It’s like living in a Dry county! ;o
            How about some a nice hot cup of cinnamon tea then?

          • cait

            Oh, don’t be daft, TF2 !

          • twifan2

            I do feel a draft. 😉

          • cait

            Drink some feckin’ cinnamon tea, then ! That will warm you up !

          • twifan2

            Not me, cait! Wally World’s finest or some JD here. 😉

          • cait

            Only had JD once at a work “do” After the first, I felt good, after the second, felt better, but after the third I thought I was Paul Daniels, a mediocre British magician ! I magicked up a cab and went home ! You never can tell ! What is Wally’s world finest called ? Might be able to get it at ASDA (Wal Mart) !

          • twifan2

            That’s it! Wal-Mart’s wine. $2.95 a bottle here.:)
            Wally World=Wal-Mart.
            Old Grand Dad- bourbon whiskey is my first choice over JD tho. 😮

    • WestCoastFeed

      Time for a hot toddy, cait.

  • Marsbars09

    It makes sense Joe would be dining without Tre as they are reportedly not living together. I’m glad Joe was cordial enough to take pics with fans.
    As for Tre, I don’t know what’s been going through her mind. She is still going about life like she’s not going to report to prison on January 5. #OMG

  • Lucy94

    Just watched the first episode on the Bravo marathon. Joe and Tre have aged 15 years in what, like 7? I can’t imagine what they will look like when they get out of federal prison.

  • She Stinks!

    Poll time! Which one is Juicy going to go for first? The one on the left or the brunette in the hat?

    My vote is for the one on the left, the other one resembles Tre a little. Juicy wants something different. I suspect a few strippers will be showing up at that tacky house around 4pm on Monday.

    • twifan2

      :/
      I think the blonde-mix things up a bit.

      • She Stinks!

        Agreed. Here’s an idea! Let’s do a pool (like a football pool) as to what time Tre will surrender! If they don’t try to flee or come up with some other scheme, I think Tre will surrender at the last possible minute, say 1:59pm on Monday 1/5
        (I think she has to report by 2pm).

        • twifan2

          I say 4:49 PM on Monday 1/5. She has to report by 5 PM.
          I have a $5 Mickey D’s gift card, I’ll wager. 🙂

          • itsjustme

            It sounds like the poll we really need is who is closest as to what time she has to report..lol
            If we can go by the count down clock, it would be 10am

          • WestCoastFeed

            I guess I’m the only one who thinks that for once in her life, Teresa will think things through and think of her daughters before herself. I think she will turn herself in early to avoid any press coverage that could hurt her girls. If BOP doesn’t do intake on the weekends, I think she turn herself in tomorrow.

          • cait

            I think she will be late ! What’s the prize for this one ?

          • twifan2

            One of Tre’s cookbooks-it will be in the mail 😉

          • cait

            Why does no one ever offer me sprinkle-cookies ?

          • twifan2

            Because they is a move to ban sprinkles! 🙁
            *I have to horde the sprinkles*

          • cait

            And you talk about Joe and the Tree ! YOU SPRINKLE CRIM !

          • twifan2

            I have hope it will never come to fruition! 🙂
            BUT Tre & Juicy will go to prison! & the sprinkles will be FREED! 🙂

          • cait

            Viva La Sprinkles !

          • twifan2

            C’est Magnific! 🙂

          • cait

            Beachy, where are you when we need a translator ? Still doing Oui, Oui ?

          • twifan2

            Beachy?
            Mais non, occupé pipi.

          • itsjustme

            In order for her to think of ANYONE before herself she needs a certain amount of empathy.. And I think we all can agree she not only doesn’t know how to spell it, the definition of it. But most certainly doesn’t have any. She won’t do right by the girls at all IMO, I only say that because she hasn’t up until now so I don’t see her starting now.

          • Guardian

            Interesting that you brought up empathy – very different than sympathy. I agree, I don’t think she has much, if any. I cannot imagine having your mother gone for well over a year with essentially limited contact. I hope they have support because like them or not, it is going to be beyond hard. Children don’t have the perspective of time.

          • Guardian

            She is either going to make it into a scene or go quietly and early. I would imagine that her every move is going to be carefully watched by the media in these final hours and could end up being quite a circus. However it goes down, her children are going to suffer. As for thinking things through, she will have to come out of her denial which has been her coping mechanism or has always been a character trait. I tend to think it is the later. All I know, is that her reality is about to collide with her denial.

        • Lucy94

          She will show up late. Teresa has the entitlement gene and doesn’t listen to anyone. Or, she will try some last minute quinky dink that won’t work. I hope all the bloggers get a good night’s sleep Sunday.

  • Bonita Gee

    Joe needs to take his BUM ASS home, hunker down and prepare to take care of his four daughters. Is he even living back in the house now?… And they BOTH need to go find Gia, wrangle her little ass in back from that other family and back to the house where she’s supposed to be.
    They better get it together… Oh I forgot Bravo TV probably trying to prep & preen Gia for her own reality spin off show, greedy bastards.

    • cait

      Dem’s not even been in the same bed for years ! Still think Joe might do a better job as a parent, as he won’t be dashing them off to designer shops to shut them up ! The one time he was asked to help with a b/day party, he had them down at the shop making pizzas ! Not a feckin’ cruise !

      • Trippinhhard

        I think Joe will not be shopping, etc, they do lusten to him.. Teresa tries to be friends with her kids..

  • Lucy94

    Those two guys look WASTED!

  • Trippinhhard

    These two are disturbing to me, they pretend like they don’t have a care in the world.. When we all know they are both afraid of JAIL. Teresa’s denial is full force ahead, she’s acting like she don’t have a care in this world. But we all know in a few days she will awake in jail, wondering how did the judge send her away, not what they stole to live a life of pure luxury..
    Well I’m so sorry to inform her, she’s going to the worst used house with cells that lock at night, showering with strangers, eating whatever they feed your sorry ass. Oh the look on her face will be priceless.. Ugh

    • cait

      You mean they’ll give her stodgy carbs ? That’s cruel and inhuman ! Stinks of Guantanamo folk !

      • twifan2

        Oh but they get veggies too! 🙂

        • Trippinhhard

          They sure do, ever time they cut the grass, they will be serving greens that night..

          • twifan2

            Definitely! Tossed salads! 🙂

          • DSS

            LMAO

          • cait

            My bro drove past a local prison and saw his mate, a then inmate, Dave on side of road cutting grass with a nail scissors ! Needless to say, Dave never went back again ! “I’ve been working on the chain gang, etc. etc”. !

          • Trippinhhard

            Here in LA only the state prisoners cut grass and pick up trash along the highways. That would be nice if they made Teresa do something like that. Just the humiliation of it all, would be enough to see..

          • cait

            From what I’ve seen on docs, the hardest thing of all is NOT to have a job in prison, cos you ain’t earning cash, and it’s boring ! But she’s allowed $320 roll over on her commissary tab !

          • Trippinhhard

            That a lot of money in prison to have monthly.. Wow some folks live off of that amount, really poor people, elderly, etc..

          • twifan2

            She can have $$$ sent to her acct in prison.

        • cait

          Yep, the prisons are full of veggies !

          • HalleG

            So you mean Tang is not a fruit?

      • Trippinhhard

        Without all that perfume she wears, she stinks (just joking) but she won’t be spraying in her cell..

        • cait

          Depends who’s using the bog (W.C.) at the time, she might have to spray the cell ! I know at times I can’t wait !

          • Trippinhhard

            She might just have to adjust to the smell of shit whenever, never know who you will be in a cell with.. Ewww

          • twifan2

            She is going to really be in for a dose of reality!
            ACCOUNTABILITY CHECKS (COUNT TIMES):
            ★Fifteen minutes prior to counts, phones will be turned off and inmates shall return to their assigned living quarter.
            ★Living unit bell will not ring before or after this count!
            ★★Living unit bell will ring and/or staff will announce before and after this count!
            ★★10:00 a.m. — OFFICIAL “STANDING” COUNT (Weekends and Holidays)
            ★12:15 a.m. — OFFICIAL COUNT
            ★ 3:00 a.m. — OFFICIAL COUNT
            ★ 5:15 a.m. — OFFICIAL COUNT
            ★★ 4:15 p.m. — OFFICIAL “STANDING” COUNT
            ★★ 9:15 p.m. — OFFICIAL “STANDING” COUNT

          • Trippinhhard

            She’s in for a rude awaking, I’ve never visited anyone in prison, but I know it’s strict.. But federal prison is not as rigid, as state prison, it’s a big difference.

          • twifan2

            AND
            During late evening and early morning counts, Correctional Officers use flashlights to perform counts. No bells will ring. You are not to be completely covered by bedding or any other items. The Correctional Officers must see human flesh.

          • DSS

            Couple weeks without shaving that forehead she will have to show feet as flesh!

          • twifan2

            ROTFLMAO! 😀

          • DSS

            2 things just happened!!!
            1. I realized she may also need to shave her feet.
            2. I threw up in my mouth!

          • twifan2

            I was thinking the same thing about having to shave her feet!
            Hobbit feet! eeewww
            http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f230i-Krnbo/TMExW8A_usI/AAAAAAAAA5I/Sazd8GTU6aw/s1600/hobbit+feet.png

          • DSS

            yea thats the scary image I had that made me hurl in my mouth
            GOOD TIMES!!!!

          • twifan2

            You need to get out more,DSS! :/

          • DSS

            hahahahaha :X

          • Trippinhhard

            Shame on you, I nearly fell out my bed laughing…

          • twifan2
          • Trippinhhard

            That’s scary crazy. LOL

          • DSS

            hahahahah Thats her unibrow in 10 days!!!

          • cait

            TF2, you know this too well ! Need to tell us something ?

          • twifan2
  • cait

    Anyone here, been in prison, and could tell us what it’s like ?

    • Lucy94

      No, I have not and intend to never be. If you go to Danbury’s website they have a manual that gives you a pretty good idea of what living there will be like.

      • cait

        That is so sick, Luce ! A manual of your prison time ! Like booking a hotel !

        • twifan2

          I thought that having a ‘prison coach’ like Wendy Feldman was a odd. :/

        • Lucy94

          Pretty much rules and regulations. What to expect upon check in, wake up time, lights out, meal times rotation, visitation, etc. I doubt Tre has read it. She doesn’t seem like the type to prepare.

    • Flanagan

      I have never been in jail or prison, but I HAVE spent 8 hours in traffic school, for a (well deserved, I will grudgingly admit) speeding ticket. I realized, early on, that traffic school was not intended as an actual learning experience, rather it was simply punishment. You’re crammed shoulder to shoulder into a small, windowless room, sitting on excruciatingly uncomfortable chairs, while being forced to listen to the second coming of Joe Friday droning on and on about the downward spiral our wretched lives were taking, and we should never have been allowed in the driver’s seat of any 4 wheeled vehicle larger than a child size pedal car. When it was finally over, and I stumbled out,
      gulping deep breaths of fresh air, I knew, then and there, a life of crime would never be in my future. So, I can only speak of those 8 hours, but if that is any preview of 15 months in prison, I can say, very assuredly, T.G. is going to have a melt down of biblical proportions before her first 24 hours have passed.

      • Lucy94

        You are SO right!! If anyone wants to know what it’s really like read Jim Bakker’s autobiography “I Was Wrong”. He did 5 years in a federal prison. I spend 2 hours a day on a train and I read A LOT. Tons on autobiographies and true crime stories. This book was one of the most brutally honest ones out there. It will be a living hell.

        • Flanagan

          Thanks for the tip, Lucy94. I looked up the book on Abe Books, and ordered it. I like the true crime stories too. It’s just fascinating, to read about the backgrounds of the miscreants, the police investigation, and the trial. Have you ever read Della’s Web, about Della Sutorius and her string of crimes against her family, and the men in her life, which culminated in the murder of her latest husband. She was one diabolical, frightening woman. And, of course, she maintained her innocence in ALL of her crimes. As most of them do.

          • Newchild

            I have read Della’s Web!! Great book. I am a reader & I order books all the time. I love to watch Forensic Files, and anything that has to do with cold cases, the mob, and crime in general. I don’t necessarily care for non-fiction…give me something real!

          • Flanagan

            That was one nasty woman. She died in prison, I believe last year. I like Forensic Files too. Snapped is great, and the Investigation Discovery channel is a virtual cornucopia of murder and mayhem. Did you ever read, or see anything about Marie Hilley? I’ve seen a few programs on her, and I read a book about her, which was, of course, much more detailed. Yikes. It’s almost incomprehensible what she did to so many people. For me, the interest is how do these people tick, and how do their minds work, and how in God’s name do they do these terrible things. I realize they’re all sociopaths, but it’s still a feeling of wanting to understand how they can do such monstrous acts, and have no emotions or remorse.

  • cait

    There are so many asses dropping off, I am going into the business of selling 2nd hand asses !

    • twifan2

      I’m SO SORRY!
      I couldn’t resist! You’ll make a fortune, cait!

      http://38.media.tumblr.com/53c4ff4d68b27d3120d200873418a930/tumblr_nfeg1p4S9b1tf8mq6o1_400.gif

      • twifan2

        I will stop now, before I gets into troubles. 😉

        • Trippinhhard

          Where do you find all the pictures so quickly?? You always have a funny picture

          • DSS

            And fasttttttttttttttt

          • Trippinhhard

            IKR I can’t help but laugh to myself..

          • Harleygirl0685

            Not me….I LOL and my family think I’m insane

          • twifan2

            Google can be helpful. 🙂

      • DSS

        haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha awesome

        • twifan2

          We need to ask cait what she’ll sell these thing for! 🙂

          • cait

            Bottom Dollar !

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        OMG Bwahahahahhahahaha

      • Newchild

        Too funny!!!

  • DSS

    Wow just saw the pic of mom and bewttifull dorter from last night.
    All I will say is if you have ever seen Seinfeld and the episode “man hands” , DAMN!

  • bellaboo

    Monday cant come fast enough!!!! I thought joe didnt have a drivers license????

  • bellaboo

    Is anyone going to follow her whenever she leaves her house probably starting tomorrow so they can get photos of her surrendering???? They can probably sell them. In fact i just thought of something, she will probably get joe to take pictures, you know her go to pose, then he can sell them!!!! That is right down teresas alley.

  • bellaboo

    This is my favorite site
    because i love reading all of yalls comments. Pure entertainment!!!! Keep it up. I always get kick out of reading them everyday. I always feel the same as what yall write. Keep up the good post. Monday isnt coming fast enough. I watch lock up every weekend, on their facebook, i suggested they should go where tg is gonna b, i told them ratings would go off the roof.

    • Lucy94

      I’m pretty sure they can’t go there. My niece watches that show, I don’t. Teresa is going to a federal prison and they can’t film there. Just like her sentencing couldn’t be filmed. Federal is a whole different animal.

  • Abby

    Does anyone know what surrendering entails? Does she report with a team of lawyers or just drive up with Juicy Joe in their old Mercedes (you can tell by the front lights that are circles and not lines) and walk in to the jail to report for duty?

    • Guardian

      Here they report to the police, are jailed, then transported to the prison at night in a bus.

  • DLister

    Emily Ann Palmer is a vapid asshole. “Starstruck?” Really? Excuse me while I go barf.

    • Guardian

      I’m guessing this is someone on the ROL site. I won’t go there anymore – care to fill me in? Thank you!

      • twifan2

        It’s the person who posted her Twitter picts. Look under the pics above-you’ll see her name.

        • Guardian

          Thanks. Personally I’d be “Idiot Struck.”

          • twifan2

            I think I’d rather be blinded-by an Old-Fashion! 😉

          • Guardian

            Yes, sounds much better.

  • cait

    “Hey kids, Santa has asked Mommy to go to the North Pole to help him prepare for next Christmas !” Posted this innocuous comment on Radar, but it was removed a short time later ! Any ideas ? There were nastier comments !

    • twifan2

      It’s there cait.

  • WaWaWaWHAT!

    So much for Teresa surrendering early….with all the stories that have floated since her sentencing…I imagine Teresa kicking and screaming come Monday…

    • Lucy94

      I hope the people checking her in are prepared for what’s coming. Bend over Teresa and cough. I’m sure they are experts handling the hard cores, but Tre is straight up mental case.

      • WaWaWaWHAT!

        haha… @ bend over and cough…ya know, I would not be surprised if Teresa pulls the ‘I’m not mentally stable’ excuse…just put her in a straight jacket & padded cell and she’ll be fine…

        • Lucy94

          She kind of already tried that. Something about the last attorney (the one that lasted 5 seconds) telling the court about her mental sate and the multiple medications she was on. Telling the court that putting her away was going to put her over the cliff. Didn’t work. They have medical facilities in prison.

          • WaWaWaWHAT!

            Oh yea…I beg she tries something in prison though, not eating…mumbling to herself while banging her head against the wall…

          • Lucy94

            Whatever she pulls, her “roommates” will shut her down real quick. She knows she will have roommates, right?

          • cait

            Silly Luce, they’re building a NEW place for her with a luxurious en suite and room service ! Ooh sorry ! Read that wrong ! It’s an 8 x 8 with a bog and a food hatch ! There’s me, close again !

  • Lucy94

    I wonder who is going to fund Teresa’s commissary account. It’s not cheap. She has to buy her own luxuries.

    • twifan2

      Well, there’s Juicy-OH WAIT! He has no $$$ 😉 & he’ll be ‘busy’ with his squeezes.
      How about her brother? No, Melissa wants that $$$ to go to HER & his family.
      How about her stans-all 5 of them? 😉

    • Guardian

      Her fans may. They have to know her prisoner number which they can find on the NJ state site. With that, they can go to a designated place and make a deposit to an account which then disburses it to her account. Money cannot be sent directly, nor gifts of any kind. They can send letters but again must have her prisoner number included in her address. The only thing visitors may bring in is food that is sealed from the point of purchase along with a receipt. It will be inspected. Restaurant food is allowed too.

      • twifan2

        She already has her prisoner # on the BOP site. They have to wait till she’s processed tho.

        • Guardian

          Can you imagine having a prisoner number? Shudder.

          • twifan2

            She should treasure it forever! 65703-050
            AND the site lists her age also. She’ll luv luv luv that!

          • Guardian

            Just kind of lays there doesn’t it? I wonder how much mail she will receive – imagine she will get the fan mail along with the not-so-fan mail.

          • Lucy94

            Convicted felon and ex con for the rest of her life. What a legacy!

  • twifan2

    OK! Who do you think will get Tre’s FIRST from prison?

    • cait

      Radar/Rol will say it’s them !

      • twifan2

        I’m thinking InTouch-whoever pays the most for her interview!

        • Guardian

          Thinking it would have to be an interview through a third party, like a family member of friend acting as their “agent.” All visitors must apply for and be approved in advance. Only one of the major networks was able to score an in-prison interview with Martha Stewart. I don’t imagine the BOP likes nor wants a lot of attention on their guests. Sure things have changed though so who knows for sure? I’m just speculating.

          • twifan2

            I’m thinking Bravo will do her camera interview. They get first dibs.
            Has she signed her contract for the coming season yet?

          • Guardian

            I thought about that too, but don’t know if they will have the media clout to be allowed inside a prison for an interview. Which means AC would go as a visitor of course. His application could be rejected though as the BOP may decide it would be too disruptive and they won’t allow things to turn into a media circus once she is locked up. Don’t know about the contract. I would imagine there could be all kinds of claims against it – like the IRS for one. For that reason I’m sure Bravo has to be pretty careful and keep their lawyers on hand.

          • twifan2

            Bravo is NBC owned.
            NBC would decide who would go. Not necessarily AC.
            As for her contract, I think I remember something about once a housewife leaves the franchise, they are still under Bravo for another 2 yrs. I’d have to ask around about it, but I remember something about the 2 yrs after.

          • Guardian

            Got it! Thanks for the info. Knowing T, unless she or her family would be compensated for it, doubt she would do it for free. Wow – still in their stable for two years post show. Explains though how they were able to force her to do the first “after-sentencing” interview. My understanding was that she wanted to go with someone else for it. Who knows? But if someone should get an interview with her in prison, would be interesting to hear if she is still the victim or guilty in her mind?

          • twifan2

            Knowing? I read & ask questions. Such is the way. 😉
            Oh Tre will never do something for free now. She needs the $$$. Thing is her paychecks will be closely monitored by the Feds for the rest of her life.
            She did want to go with some other media outlet because they were going to pay big $$$s for that interview.

          • Guardian

            That’s what I understood too re the interview. Yep – she and the feds are one for life now and she certainly has a lot of debt to clear as we all know. I can’t imagine what her legal fees must be. By the way, what about her lawyer”s response to the suit she filed against him for poor representation. Seems to me he had till today to respond? Any word? Know anything?

          • twifan2

            Nope, not a word …yet.
            i do hope he counter-sues! That will give her something to think about while ‘away’, laying on her top bunk, not being allowed to completely cover herself.

          • Guardian

            I read that WF said in reference to this, ” . . . where discovery alone could open a new can of worms.”

          • twifan2

            I’m sure her new lawyer told her that, but she didn’t listen!
            The Client-Lawyer confidentially will be out the window, if Tre & Mr. Kridel do go to court. She’ll be digging herself deeper.
            I think Stacy pointed that out about confidentially being waivered, so Mr. Kridel can defend himself.

          • Guardian

            It was such a stupid move on her part and the lawyer should have refused and sent her along (it makes the attorney look foolish as well IMO). As for Kridel, after reading his background, good luck T if this thing goes forward.

          • BuckJohnson

            Exactly, they are still in the Bravo Bullpen unless Bravo allows them out of the contract. And then after that they still depending on the contract have to get paid on anything that they make money on business and otherwise. Especially if it has to do with anything made during the housewives time.

          • misstc

            I thought I heard AC say Bravo got picked up by CBS? I do believe AC is relishing every minute of this chaos also. He admitted he lets them implode, or hang themselves with the extra rope?

          • itsjustme

            That’s what I thought too. Andy made her think he cares about her well-being during the reunion so he could garner her exit interview in 15 months.

          • twifan2

            AND one while in prison-as soon as Bravo or NBC get permission. :/

  • disqus_jpuxh67QSR

    Teresa and Joe have yet to experience a probation officer tracking there every dime or expense. That is what they have to look forward to. For two people with a history of lying about their assets so brazenly, this will be a confinement all on its own.

    • Lucy94

      AMEN! This is what I’ve been saying all along. Prison is just the start. They still owe their creditors $13M, if they violate probation they will do more time. I believe probation will last 2 years. We all know these two can’t behave for 2 minutes, let alone 2 years! Their lives will be never ending law suites, lawyer fees, court dates, on and on. And they can’t file another bankruptcy for 7 years.

    • BuckJohnson

      I totally agree, and they think that those probation officers and the govt. will be sloppy, wrong. I still believe they where raided and if that happened as I think they are watching everything and anything in regard to their finances and anyone around them. You see they may be trying to use the daughter in trying to bypass the fed and paying them. If they do that and the govt. can prove your illegally trying to defraud the govt. from money owed or taxes that a prison offence and also it would put investigation and also garnishment of the daughter finances if they think so. If they can take toys they won’t think about taking funds that are being used by the parents but they aren’t paying the govt.. You see the govt. wants it money yesterday and they will always get it somehow unless you make a “deal” like alot of us suspect was done on some things. Also Joe is done with his wife and him being alone when she’s about to go to prison tells me that he’s giving her the finger and saying see ya.

    • narcissistic fools

      May want to start ASAP, Joe’s arrogant ways, pictured above driving their “Mercedes” without having a license. They could care less about someone tracking them. They are above the law in their minds and will once again lie about income or expense. You haven’t seen them shy away from a camera yet capturing lavish weekend trips ect all the while owing restitution and fines. Yep will be stupid regarding probation too, lets see my guess she’ll state “no one explained it to me”.

  • twifan2
  • Newchild

    Where’s Happywife when you need her? Happy…happy…where are YOU!

  • Newchild

    Tre has 1 weekend left. Make the best of it babe. I would be in meltdown mode right now, hiding under my covers….hugging my dog.

  • narcissistic fools

    Another “screw you” to the courts, why is Joe driving without a license. These two do whatever they want. Guess their all time motto is: LAWS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN BECAUSE WE DON’T GIVE A S**T, WE DO WHATEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE, so screw you, sincerely The Guidices.

  • Atlanta Girl

    I amazed at how they are so blatantly thumbing their noses – Joe driving, her carrying items previously raised in court – I would be paranoid about being caught on camera any/everywhere doing anything questionable.

  • Jill Baltutat

    I thought Joe’s license was suspened? so how come he is driving

    • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

      Joe’s license is valid, as of the moment. Come March he may lose it yet again.