Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brandi Extends The Olive Branch [Episodes 7]

Posted on Dec 31 2014 - 1:33am by BeachSpin

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It’s FINALLY here! “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” begins by revealing the hubbub going on behind the most over-yapped, over-hyped, and most pointless party ever mentioned on this show. It’s Brandi’s housewarming party, and whether it’s the first house or the sixth, we better believe that it’s a big deal. After all, it’s marking the first day of the rest of Brandi’s life…sort of like her dogs who were marking their special day by peeing all over that last shack Brandi ditched.

We switch over to Kyle’s beauty prep station where she is gobbing on the gook and surmising that because Brandi lives in a better house, Lisa should open her mind and cut her some slack, because at least Brandi has evolved to the point of faking some showy wealth more effectively. Portia, who has officially lost any faint shred of lingering cuteness, snarks by asking her mom which Lisa is better, and it’s decided that Lips helps Kyle to look more affluent, making her the obvious winner.

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Back at Brandi’s house, we are clued in on Brandi’s savvy strategy to manage hostess stress, namely to stay falling down wasted. Remaining plastered is as good as blackout sex, because they both make a girl forget what a drunk floozy looks like. The guests begin to arrive, and Brandi and her breasts make their grand entrance. Her house looks nice, and we get reacquainted with her parents, while Yolanda lectures us all to be proud of our soon to be tanked hostess. Leeza Gibbons pops in, mistakes the event for a paid gig, and won’t shut up. Queen Lisa decides to don her new hooker shoes and make an appearance, which brings excited squeals from Brandi, and Leeza, who is hoping to score the first reconciliation interview. Brandi insists that Lisa loves her, Lisa cringes, Yo and Kyle FAKE being glad that fences are being mended, and Leeza turns to the cameras and tells us that it’s time for a brief commercial message..and CUT!

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Lisa and Brandi exchange pleasantries, because a bottle of champagne satisfies all of the roving eyes of scrutiny, and basically shuts everyone up.  Brandi claims that she really cares about Lisa, and Lisa responds with a “yeah right” eye twitch. Lisa and Brandi’s mom bond over what a gutter oriented brat that Brandi is, while making a lunch date to swap horror stories, which is later canceled when Lisa blames her for Brandi’s thoughtless and mouthy habits. Adrienne shows up, her boy toy is reintroduced, and Brandi is proud of both of them for their mutual and cringe worthy cougar escapades. It is determined that proven right Eileen actually knew the cast that she has worked with for decades, which makes me assume that Brandi was probably watching her favorite after-school show in an altered state. We learn about a tea event that Queen Lisa is hosting at Pump to benefit teen girls in foster care, and are reminded that Lisa’s son, Max, was actually once in the system. The women take turns toasting Brandi, Lisa emotionally passes, and Ken stifles an appalled grimace while looking sideways during his good byes. Before Lisa’s hooker shoes make it to her car, Kyle is pumping Brandi for info, with Brandi expressing that a classic Housewives sit down might be necessary to……wait for it…..move forward.  She doesn’t get that Lisa’s throne is much too heavy to move anywhere.

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Lisa and her lips are trying to stay relevant, and substitute hosting at Access Hollywood is on tap for today. Lisa and Eileen both share that working out and sitting in makeup chairs are necessary to stay fresh as a daisy current. Eileen is paddle boarding, and Lisa is ice dumping, snoozy stories are told about fame and relevance, and I am dozing off due to the irrelevant nature of these repetitive anecdotes.

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We are treated to a plucky and equally boring scene with Kyle and Mauricio, complaining about sandwiches, laundry and their poo producing children leaving home. Lisa’s event has arrived, and the women file in, dump their donated dresses, and as Brandi shows, I have my fingers crossed that she remembered to wash hers, hopefully twice. Yolanda immediately begins braying that Lisa didn’t invite her to the opening of Pump, as she gives us the traditional ‘The Only Acceptable Way to Be A Friend’ lecture that we have to tolerate every time someone wisely ignores her. Brandi, with that trademark trashy glint in her eye, rips a branch off one of Lisa’s olive trees and shoves it at her as a peace offering.  

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Lisa dumps ice, minus the makeup damaging water on Yolanda, probably hoping to pry her out of the white jeans that she wears in almost very scene.  Luckily she just happens to be prepared with a change of clothes, killing the chance of any believable charitable spontaneity. Brandi throws a lewd comment at Lisa that I refuse to repeat, but Lisa echos it to the whole table of women, who nervously giggle in horror at the gauche touch of disgusting that Brandi brings to every gathering. Yolanda doesn’t know what they’re talking about, wonders if she could grow it in her lemon grove, and Eileen is appropriately repulsed.

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Eileen and Lisa Lips are clueless about the Queen overthrow effort, and ask to be filled in on what went on last season. Kyle and Brandi take turns spilling their version of the story which brings long OHHHHHHS from the newcomers. Yolanda continues to bleeeeaaaat about being left out of Lisa’s star ceremony, and Eileen interjects, that just in case no one noticed, EVERYONE was invited to this event.

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THANK YOU Eileen!! Lisa remarks that women are empathetic creatures, which brings blank stares from every direction. Eileen and Lisa exchange OMG glances, like they’re sitting at a table with a bunch of expensively dressed aliens. Brandi remarks that they all love Lisa except Yolanda, who objects with a NOT ME!! as everyone toasts to keeping the ongoing newbie confusion going.

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To all of you who are commenting about how BORING this season has been, I completely AGREE.  I say forget this stupid opulence shtick, and let’s MOVE ON to some throw downs!!  There is no way that wealth and drama cannot mix…come ON Bravo!

 

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  • TartLemon

    I won’t defend Brandi any longer and am appalled that Kyle and Yolanda are willingly wallowing with her in the ‘mean girls ganging up on Lisa’ mud pit.

    Besides being a mean girl crew member, WTF is up with Yolanda being so needy? She couldn’t even find the restroom by herself?

    • MorningYawn

      Do you think Yo is faking the neediness? She has already told us how hard it is to get in town from Malibu! Lol! I don’t get it! It just doesn’t come off as sincere! Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Lisa is not going to be happy with you. Does kyle forget that she is on camera and that lisa gets to see this stuff at the end if the day??

      • LovelyAmberRose1

        ITA. As the children say ‘…. you better love me or leave me alone!’ One moment YoFo is crying and cloyingly begging for an invitation to Lisa’s event, then we see her say she doesn’t love or adore her when she thinks ‘LOVE’ is too strong a word? GTPhookOTH

  • MorningYawn

    Brandi’s outfit at Pump… WTF???? Fugly. Her dress at her party, crass. How about some of that double sided tape to stick ur dress to ur boobs? It’s like $5 at cvs. And I believe her “caterer” et al are just friends working at a deeply discounted rate in exchange for air time.

  • I was just beginning to feel Lisa should lighten up a bit with the girls, get on with the show, and then BAM, they walloped her again. Unbelievable. I get it, Lisa. Not one of them can be trusted, Brandi least of all. She’s trying desperately to be the show’s center, and succeeding in a way, but not without making Lisa top dog so she can shoot at her. Her hatred of Lisa is her only career now. Lucky Lisa.

    Brandi has officially jumped the shark. I don’t know if it’s cause she’s perpetually wasted or what, but she can’t deliver a line without smirking this year. Who can take her seriously anymore? She just throws out random dirty words like a twelve year old and then giggles. Her greatest talent is making crude remarks and creating upsetting scenes.

    Here’s a new joke: Question, How long can a grown-up woman (Brandi) continue to act like an underage, nasty high school sophomore, and keep any sense of self-respect? Answer: As long as the money keeps rolling in.

    • LovelyAmberRose1

      2nd Answer… As long as she continues flirting w/ Andy’s dirty ass father. How gross when she licked his nasty face! UGGGHHH what that drunk whore won’t do for money and shock value.

      • chacha1

        I missed her licking Andys dirty ass father when did that happen?, but not surprised that she would lick someones face or ass … that is all that Brandi knows … and to think The King David Foster kisses her when he sees her ….. he has proven to be trash just like Yolanda and Brandi, only difference is he has Grammys

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        Wow I missed that one!!!

    • Marsbars09

      Brandi is not a good fit for RHBH. She should not have been invited back for this season.

  • itsjustme

    I just can’t with Brandi. Miss (I’m not going to kiss your ass) ” you ARE COMING to my party” (i’m not going to kiss your ass) “PLEASE have lunch with me” (I’m not going to kiss your ass) “OHHHHH YOU CAME TO MY PARTY!”. This poor excuse for a human has NO class, NO morals, NO NOTHING. I totally am team LVP an totally understand her not wanting to get to close to any of these “women” again.
    I must say that although most have found this season to be boring so far, I myself, have totally enjoyed it. I don’t need all the drama, and fights. I tune into RHBH to see how the upper class live and wouldn’t mind a show with just Lisa V and Ken living their daily lives. THAT is a show I totally could get into!

    • RonnieIsBack

      Exactly and I agree 100%

    • Totally agree. Brandi does not fit in with these group of girls because she has no class. No one should be accustomed to someone making rude, crass, or flippant remarks ALL THE TIME. She’s also desperate for any attention for Lisa, yet she claims to hate her so much. I think she may be a bit obsessed because Lisa is another dimension of fabulous that she can never and will ever achieve.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      Thank you! I love the way Lisa grins to Brandi et al, be civil but never really be friends. They disemboweled her last season – why should she even give them the time of day, especially Brandi? I’m done with Brandi and her attention-seeking whorishness – just go away. She’s like a piece of tape you can’t flick off your finger.

      • Addie2U

        You’re way too kind comparing Brandi to “a piece of tape you can’t flick off your finger” (I’d definitely call her something else, you can’t flick off your finger or wipe off the bottom of your shoe)☺

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      I agree, the fighting is stupid.

  • TartLemon

    Yolanda, Kyle and Brandi need a new storyline. I got the distinct impression this was one of those deals where these 3 got together with one of their clandestine meetings to plan the assault on LVP who’s really too busy with important stuff to be concerned with the petty BS. Move on ‘ladies’. The fans turned on you last season for a reason.

    • chacha1

      I totally turned off to those low rent ghetto skanks with money when they all went on the attack in Puerto Rico and bashed Ken and Lisa and Yolanda was the ring leader demanding an explanation about a tabloid that Lisa never brought to Palm Springs about the cheating MoreGreasio. Then Yolanda, Brandi and Kim were dancing in the streets of PR trying to prove they were having a great time without Lisa and Ken

  • RonnieIsBack

    Very funny recap Beach! I was laughing my azz off when Brandi kept trying to force Lisa V to say she loved her and Lisa V in all her diviness said “No she doesn’t!. Ken isn’t fake either and he looked like he’d rather tongue kiss Giggy than hug Brandi. Yolo lemons JUST GO AWAY. Bish if you don’t love Lisa then WHY IN THE HELL DOES IT BOTHER Y0U THAT SHE DOESN;T INVITE YOU ANYWHERE. I get it…bc you are a Hollywood friend. Idiot. Kyle just cannot help throwing digs at Lisa..jealous still.
    I was so glad Lisa R and Eileen who I love, didnt’ feed into the bullchit. They were like bitches get real..yall jealous and yall did some foul chit to Lisa so no invites for you. More for Us! LOLOLOL
    Even Brandi’s parents don’t care for her skanky home renting azz.
    P.s. when Eileen brought her donated clothes in a crumpled Nordstrom bag while everyone else had the clothes on hangers I DIED….TWICE….bish don’t care. She keeps it real….hood. LOL

    • itsjustme

      Ya know it’s funny, when I heard Eileen was going to be on, I was NOT feeling it. I have watched her on “DOOL” and really couldn’t stand her! However, seeing her so far I have been pleasantly surprised. I have always enjoyed Lisa R so that was a pleasant surprise for me to have her on, but am very happy now to see Eileen also.

      • MorningYawn

        I never watched her on Days but she was heaven on Young n Restless. Loved her as Ashley Abbott!

    • chacha1

      Bringing high priced clothes in a plastic trash bag was definately low class, I bet she is now embarassed about that.

      • RonnieIsBack

        But it was funny as hell.

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks…and YES to all of the above!

  • Jersey

    Watching Brandi begging Lisa over and over is so uncomfortable to watch. She begs but then turns around and says she won’t kiss anyone’s ass. Really? I’m curious to see why she threw that glass of wine in Eileen’s face and what happens after. Also, I get the feeling Yolonda is trying to distance herself from Brandi. Every other season she was all over her but not so much anymore. . .

    • itsjustme

      I believe she threw that glass of wine at Eileen because she see’s Eileen as “the other woman”. So, of course Eileen is a horrible person who deserves to have horrible things happen to her.

      • Jennymckitty

        While Brandi sexts her ex who is living with another woman.

        • itsjustme

          EXACTLY!!!! But Brandi will say that is different because he isn’t married. In my book, if you are in a committed relationship, married or not, it is still cheating and being “the other woman”. Brandi’s pea (giving peas a bad name I know) can’t understand that.

          • itsjustme

            I meant “pea brain”…lol

      • Ronnie

        Brandi needs some therapy. I believe she likes to project her anger towards Leann on other women.

    • Jennymckitty

      Brandi comes off as a stalker. I wonder if she is like this in real life.

      • chacha1

        that was a lucky day for Eddie when he divorced the skeeze Brandi

    • I think Yolanda is really sick now, so she may have been feeling bad then too. Also, I think Brandi threw the glass because Eileen was talking about how she and her husband met – maybe had an affair while both were in bad marriages. Brandi’s talking head said she was offended by the woman ‘bragging’ about breaking up a home. But Brandi was grinning and smirking while she spoke, so you know she doesn’t really care. She’s just made a career out of her divorce…

      • itsjustme

        But Brandi continues to stalk J.R. who supposedly is seeing someone else. I’m sorry, but in my world if someone is in a committed relationship, married or not. You DO NOT continue to sext them and stalk them. She is very much the “other woman” when it comes to J.R. I realize maybe JR is still talking to Brandi also, but that doesn’t make it right. She’s just as bad as her ex IMO.

    • Marsbars09

      That just goes to show production forced Brandi to beg the Vanderpumps to her housewarming party.
      And yes, these forced interactions are uncomfortable to watch.

    • RonnieIsBack

      I loved it bc she kept saying “I’m not gonna kiss her azz…but I guess she will kiss her front…nasty cow.

  • chacha1

    Yolanda and Brandi dish it always and can’t take it ….. hopefully Lisa V will always distance herself from Yolanda for the way she behaved in PR…. Lisa V and Ken must be desperate for friendship because unless they were ordered by Bravo they should never have gone to Brandi’s…. and don’t tell me that Eileen and Lips did not watch every episode from past seasons before they came on the show …so spare me the “dumb act” Yolanda and her one pair of white pants should really take a hike up the lemon tree …. Kyle just go away you bore me to death

    • itsjustme

      I’m almost positive that the “housewarming” party was all for the show. I’m certain LVP and Ken would never have darkened Brandi’s door if it wasn’t contractual.

      • chacha1

        That is how I feel but I still wish Lisa V and Ken did not go and I could have done without seeing that worthless Adrienne and her son or is it the latest boy toy ……

        • MorningYawn

          Adrienne was a total fish out of water. I don’t buy the fact that they made up… Only that Bravo offered Adrienne air time at this event in the hopes she would start something… And she didn’t.

        • itsjustme

          I wish they hadn’t either. But, I’m sure they didn’t want Bravo to threaten them if they didn’t go.

          • MorningYawn

            Or incessantly talk about it for the rest if the season “How could you miss my party when I know you loooovvveee me!?”

    • Jennymckitty

      You know the entire cast was forced to attend Brandi’s celebration…her yearly move to another rental. Who would honestly think this is an event worth celebrating. Although finding someone who would willing allow her to move in & trash their house is proving to be more & more difficult.

      • chacha1

        ITA

      • MorningYawn

        Why celebrate it or bore us with speeches of pride! Good for you, you rented! How about being proud of her when she buys something- provides roots and stability for her kids!?

        • Or maybe get a real job that isn’t just talking dirty and making scenes

          • MorningYawn

            #Truth

      • Yolie

        I agree. Who celebrates moving for the millionth time and who attends such a party?

      • BeachSpin

        Stupidest party EVER.

    • Yolie

      I like Eileen and her dry comments. She’s very observant and carefully chooses her words rather than word vomit like Vyle and Brandi. Still love LisaR – yes her lips are pumped full of helium, but at heart she seems to be a kind person, wife and mother. Plus, she is more of a Hollywood housewife than the Hilton sisters or Brandi.

      • chacha1

        I like Lisa R and refer to her as Lips as she has been referred to to seperate the two Lisa’s on the blogs … I did not give her that name …..

      • I like them both too. They really REALLY needed Lisa Rinna. There has to be one kind, gentle soul on this show, just for the relief. And she’s so damn adorable! Who knew?

        • Shelly Jones

          Yup…LOVE Lisa

    • From what I’ve read these housewives have to attend certain functions together or they get in trouble, like Ramona on New York. She’s supposedly on a time out as punishment for failure to mingle. At least, that was the last thing I read. Lisa and Ken are stand up people – they’ll abide by their contract. They just don’t happen to like it – especially Ken with Brandi! That’s hysterical. You’d think she has shingles they way he pulls away from her. I love Ken.

      • RonnieIsBack

        Me too… he is like Phuck this bish….nothing fake about him. I LOVED it when he outed Maricio and the money….

    • Marsbars09

      ITA on Lisa and Ken attending Brandi’s soirée. It’s clear neither Ken nor Lisa want anything to do with her.

      • RonnieIsBack

        I think like Lisa said she went so they could not just sit and trash her all day….and to catch trashy Brandi off her game….she learned from the Puerto Rico fiasco…you can tell she made Ken go bc he clearly didn’t want to be there.

        • chacha1

          I love Ken …. Moregreasio is nothing but a rat face cheat with money …. King David is an egotistical asshole just like Yolanda

    • jane grey

      I agree that Eileen’s act that she doesn’t know what’s going on is ridiculous!

  • chacha1

    Typical skank Brandi with her disgusting reference to the Vjayjay …. not funny you low life hosebag

    • Marsbars09

      Hi cha! Brandi is trailer trash for sure. She definitely wasn’t raised properly.

      • chacha1

        Hi Mars 🙂

  • I’m allergic to BS, so every time I see Brandi, I scroll down or change the channel so I won’t have an allergic reaction by the site of her face. I break out in hives, my blood pressure starts rising, and my fingers on the remote begin twitching to the point where I actually start turning the channel. When I think its safe, I return, however, proceeding at my own risk.

    • RealitytvJunkie

      I agree Breanna. I’m allergic to Brandi’s bs also.

    • BeachSpin

      She makes me feel grubby..just looking at her.

      • Rochelle Barozzi

        LOL! I said last night on twitter, she makes me want to shower after seeing her.

  • RealitytvJunkie

    Great recap, Beach! Brandi needs to understand the concept of not being friends but being cordial. Why she feels Lisa must forget everything she did and “love” her again is beyond my comprehension.

    I’m loving Eileen and Lisa Rinna. Those 2 are not falling the the 3 bitter/jealous girls bs. I applaud them for that. They’re a breath of fresh air.

    I’m over Yolanda. It’s obvious she doesn’t like her former friend, Lisa and would love another go at taking her down. Why proclaim that “love is a strong word” about someone that you’re begging to attend every life event they have?

    • RonnieIsBack

      BC Lemons Yo is a bish…and this is probably why her daughters drink…and David My Love is always traveling…

      • equinox2009

        Yolanda has no life. Her King David works 24/7 her girls are in New York and other than ordering her staff about she doesn’t have anything in her life except I am sorry to say, Lyme disease which is horrible. The way she carried on with Lisa about not being invited to P s pm Springs. She doesn’t even like Lisa. So all she has is trash bag Brandi

        • twifan2

          I thought that she & Vyle were in Europe during Lisa’s event?
          Or was Bravo fudging the timeline again. :/

    • BeachSpin

      Thanks Reality! Yolanda needs to cut the whining and lecturing…I am SO over her too. I also like the newbies, they are refreshing.

      • itsjustme

        I am ashamed to admit when Brandi first came on I used the same word when describing her “refreshing”. MAN, how wrong I was. But, I do very much enjoy Lisa R and Eileen as the new girls.

        • BeachSpin

          Me too itsjustme…Brandi had me completely fooled during the first season. UGHHH!!

  • Does ANYONE doubt the wisdom of Eddie Cibrian anymore? That guy didn’t leave Brandi – he escaped!

    • GinaXOXO

      he got kicked out

  • Marsbars09

    Brandi is so nasty, uncouth, and trashy. That disgusting thing she said to Lisa should have been either edited out or “bleeped” from the program. Bravo has reached an all-time low with this franchise.

    • Trippinhhard

      Andy actually thinks Brandi is a good addition to BH.
      she only brought in the trash with her ass always hanging out.
      How horrible that her boys still sleep in the same bed as her..
      Her oldest son is way too old to be sleeping with whore bag mommy..

      • Marsbars09

        Are you surprised? Andy is just as trashy if not more than some of the “wives”.

        • Trippinhhard

          IKR He actually have glee in his eyes after some of those fights the women have. He’s a POS but he doesn’t make them act a damn fool, they do that on their own.. I watch BH for the richness of the show, I don’t want to see Brandi scrapping to get by, that’s too close to real life..LOL

        • Jennymckitty

          Exactly. Andy enjoys Brandi & thinks she’s funny & entertaining. That speaks volumes about Andy’s character.

      • BeachSpin

        LMAO!! Tell it!

    • BeachSpin

      I cannot believe the swill that’s allowed to be discussed, like it’s funny or something. BLEEP Brandi out!

  • Marsbars09

    I don’t see why they have Lisa on RHBH if she doesn’t want to interact with half of the cast. She shouldn’t have returned to the show if that’s the way she feels.

    • Trippinhhard

      She needs the freebies like the rest for her businesses, she is really busy compared to the rest.. She has two shows and several restruants, an attitude to the highest of all and an accent that makes it sound so sweet.. Checkmate
      She should just ignore Yoyo, Kyle, Kim and Brandi..
      Hang with the new crew and make the season another snooze fest…

    • RonnieIsBack

      Hey mars.
      andy begged her to return..he said so in his book.

      • GinaXOXO

        Didn’t Andy say he didn’t beg Lisa to come back?? He said on WWHL he met her one time and told her that she didn’t want to go out like that. In that interview Lisa thanked him for that advice.

        • RonnieIsBack

          I don;t remember him saying he did not beg her because he speaks out of both sides of his mouth. When I watched WWHL he confirmed that in his book he begged her not to quit because she wanted to after last season. She agreed that it would be a wise decision to stay again. You know his azz begged her to come back. she is ratings gold.

  • Trippinhhard

    Brandi has singlehanded ruined this show, she doesn’t belong on BH. She’s too full of herself, it’s not funny anymore, it’s disgusting.. I wish all the nasty under the cloth talk would stop, it’s not BH, it’s gutter talk from all of them.. Brandi and her passive aggressive ways is too much for anyone.. Ewwww Eddie really got out in time, she’s embarrassing to her boys and everyone else.. Please stop trying to kiss ass, they don’t like your trashy ass..
    Happy New Years to everyone, be safe and drink responsibly…

    • Marsbars09

      ITA Samra!
      Happy New Year to you too!

      • Trippinhhard

        Andy has received tons of messages, that Brandi has ruined this show..
        Kim was enough, she did have talent at one time, but the ratings are proof that Brandi is not helping this show at all, she is in fact helping herself.. If I hear her say one more time about being single and barely getting by. There is so many single moms living off of less money and making ends meet, without whining and screaming about everything..

        • Addie2U

          Like many here I haven’t been watching the show but didn’t Brandi recently purchase or lease a luxury vehicle? There’s nothing like proving your foolishness than crying poverty & then living beyond your means → especially when you have children!

      • GinaXOXO

        Hi Mars! Happy New Year to you!!

    • Shelly Jones

      She’s disgusting and does not fit in…She needs to go. But on the other hand she does provide the shock factor. I’m not sure how interesting these shows would be if there was not someone there to stir the pot.

      • Trippinhhard

        They still have Kyle, Kim and Yoyo to stir that soup pot. Brandi just go overboard and say anything. Change her to the OC, she and Tamra would yell it out for the most evil person..

        • twifan2

          OMG! That would be great! Brando could ‘out’ Eddie to the whole world! 🙂

        • Shelly Jones

          wow that’s a great idea!

        • Dani-K

          What a great idea! Tamra and Brandi deserve each other. I wonder if we will see a different side of Brandi on Celebrity Apprentice? Probably not – especially if they give her a drink.

    • BeachSpin

      PREACH Trippin…I agree 100%! Brandi is revolting, and apparently that’s Bravo’s favorite. Happy 2015!

  • colleen

    I missed the show because I was watching The Walking Dead marathon so I could join the cool kids at AATT! LOL

    • Trippinhhard

      Was the marathon on Netflix or cable. I’ve never watched the walking dead, but my husband loves that show..

      • twifan2

        Cable-AMC

        • Trippinhhard

          I watched discovery Id and chopped yesterday.. Killing and cooking, what a combination

          • twifan2

            Good tips from both shows! 🙂
            Here’s the sched for Walking Dead today, tomorrow. Hope he enjoys. 🙂
            http://www.amctv.com/schedule

      • MorningYawn

        It’s a pretty decent show. It’s not all guts and glory – ha ha – but they do some good character development. It’s in season 5 so we will see where they go from here. if you have the time, try it out!

    • chacha1

      my hubby also loves that show, thank gawd he has a man cave

    • MorningYawn

      I saw that was on and almost stayed up to re-watch. Of course, I binged watched it this summer and I don’t have a clue when some of these things happened! LOL! Sucks to be caught up tho!

  • twifan2

    What was the purpose of having Adrienne & her ‘boy toy’ at Brandi’s party?
    Up the attendance #? o.0

    • Trippinhhard

      They look pathetic together, just like the old men with young women.
      Adrienne will have a hard time coming back from her last season on BH, it wasn’t a good one..

      • twifan2

        Good thing I just read the recap! 😮
        Great recap! 🙂

        • Trippinhhard

          I didn’t watch either, the recaps are always better than the show.. I forget to watch on Tuesday nights, every since they changed the days around, I forget to watch.. But I know AATT will have a great recap of the show..

          • twifan2

            I don’t watch it on purpose now. Gotten too ‘blech’ now. Brandi just turns my stomach.

          • Trippinhhard

            I just said that down below, she ruined BH.. I watched at one time to see the grand life, but they are all fake and Brandi just does not fit in at all.. She sticks out and her mouth is disgusting.

          • twifan2

            She’s too ratchet most of the time. She tries too hard to be young.
            I do feel bad for her boys tho. Can’t imagine what their friends say about their mom in the locker-room?! :/

          • Trippinhhard

            IKR–instead of young she look deformed in the face and she looks so bloated.

          • twifan2

            Looking the pics of her, I kept wondering why they were expanded. o.0
            Now i know It’s her fillers! Thanks.

          • BeachSpin

            THANKS girls!! Happy New Year!

          • Trippinhhard

            Thank you Beach Spin for excellent recaps all year long.. I look forward to the recaps, they are better than the actual show, you put your spin on the recaps. Thanks again BS

          • BeachSpin

            You are SO sweet…thank you so much for reading and for the continued support!! (-:

      • chacha1

        good riddance to Adrienne and her annoying scratchy voice … she is another sleeze with money

        • Rochelle Barozzi

          I swear I want to clear my throat when she speaks.

    • RonnieIsBack

      Brandi doesnt have any real friends…

      • Gabby

        Because SHE has to be a real friend in order to have some…which she isn’t.

    • BeachSpin

      To make us aware of how vibrant and hot the Hoof continues to be.

    • MorningYawn

      I think they were hoping for a cat fight. Neither Brandi nor Adrienne bit. For an episode bursting with expressions of pride, this is what I am most proud of!

    • chacha1

      wonder how many young goofs would be with that raspy voiced skank Adrienne if she didn’t have any money

      • equinox2009

        I notice that you have a propensity to calling women “skank” What’s up with that? Please find another word, it’s highly offensive. Just saying, take no offence. Have a great 2015!

        • GinaXOXO

          Of all of the offensive things posted I am surprised that is what offends you. We all have our hot buttons and I am not judging. Just surprised that all.

          • equinox2009

            I just find women are using words that are offensive lately. I see posts from men that are so ugly, words being made up like “thots”, “HOES” and now women are picking up these words to call out other women I think we can get our feelings known with words that are not so ugly. Please, nothing personal and thank you for the dialogue! Wishing you and yours a Happy 2015!

  • chacha1

    OhGawd Yolanda is having another one of her King David dinner parties next week “shhhhhh David is farting”

    • BeachSpin

      Hey Chacha!! Good…LOTS of material there!!

      • chacha1

        Hey LOL 🙂

    • Rochelle Barozzi

      ROFL!!!!!

  • chacha1

    The OOMPA LOOMPAS have more class than Brandi Yolanda and Kyle…. Yolanda can only do one thing and that is marry money otherwise she is one mean nasty bish …..

  • Rochelle Barozzi

    Perfect recap. All I can say is I cringe when Brandi is on, and that mouth. She really thinks she is so cute with her shoulder shrugs. I am no prude, I can out trucker a trucker at times. But what came out of her mouth as a joke, in mixed company…just wow. That I was shocked says a LOT LOL!!! I seriously can’t with her anymore. And do not blame Lisa one bit for playing hardball with that skank. Oy…..

  • Norrth

    Last season Yolanda was trashing Joyce, Kyle, and Kim and not drawing little hearts on their cards… now Lisa is freezing her out and she’s whining about not being invited to events. Delicious. I hope Joyce is watching.

    • chacha1

      next week Yolanda is having yet another dinner to honor King David and his ego ….

    • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

      ITA Norrth!!! I was thinking the same thing when Yolanda keeps whining on about not being invited to events and getting over the past – wasn’t she the one who told Kyle at her own dinner party that she wasn’t to be “greedy” and they were only getting back on track when Kyle questioned the hearts? She’s the one who has lectured everyone that “friendships are earned and take time”.

    • RonnieIsBack

      You know she is and laughing because her hair still is better than Kyles lol.

  • Birdie11

    Brandi is a filthy whore…but I was so disappointed that Lisa chose to play along with the filth. All Brandi has is smirking at her own perceived cleverness whenever she drops her repulsive one liners. Way to go Bravo.

  • Dani-K

    Great recap Beach! Considering what you had to work with. I don’t know what is going on this year with the boring-ness and total lack of drama. After each show I found myself saying, maybe next week it will get better.

  • TheBeverlyHillsHaveEyes

    Great recap Beach! My take on Yolanda is that her grievance with Lisa is nothing to do with friendships and everything to do with airtime value. She was fuming last season when Lisa left her to film with the nobodies at her finger painting party, she knows Lisa is popular with viewers and I think she rates HWs depending on that. She’s also hoping mad that Lisa managed to extract herself from the parasite Brandi and has left Yolanda holding the baby. There’s no way Yolanda can dump her now without looking like she was phoney all along.

  • Janice Marie

    Why does reality tv have to change people? I loved the first season Brandi.