2015 Resolutions Glam Style: Teresa Giudice & Dina Manzo Share Hopes for New Year as Prison Stint Looms

Posted on Dec 30 2014 - 4:30pm by BeachSpin

Teresa Giudice & Dina Manzo Haute Glam RHONJ

It’s time to get GLAM 2015 style! The Glam Gals, “Real Housewives of New Jersey” stars, Teresa Giudice and Dina Manzo are back, sharing their hopes and dreams for the new year. They kick it off by expressing that they generally think resolutions are dumb, but if they’re given some hauteish GLAM cash, they’re all for it. Teresa doesn’t normally think about such things, but because she’s getting accustomed to the whole ‘being forced’ thing, she caves, and decides that her TOP resolution going forward, is to stop eating ‘bad’ carbs.

READ: EXCLUSIVE: Teresa Giudice’s Bravo Paycheck Garnished By Creditor

Hopefully, Teresa doesn’t know that mashed potato flakes, boiled potatoes, and vats of spaghettio’s are considered sorta ‘bad’. Dina agrees that junk food is a no no, and adds that one of her resolutions is to simplify, because she just has too much stuff, due to her compulsive love for the Home Goods international clearance aisle. Teresa is all for simplifying, and has actually already had her stuff filtered, I mean IS filtering her inventory of gaudy crap, to cut back just in time to learn what REAL downsizing feels like. She vows to continue the filtering process for exactly 5 more days. They both decide that they need to build up their flat behinds, and I say GOOD for Teresa to resolve to use all of those fancy prison amenities.  

READ: EXCLUSIVE: Details on Why Teresa Giudice Is Not Getting Her Own Cooking Show

Dina wants to be spontaneous, and take off at a moment’s notice, and Teresa chimes in that she can’t exactly do that, because she has four young children. Dina giggles nervously and her eyes dart around, as she reminds her felon friend that her girls can certainly visit her ‘wherever’ she is. They both decide that hanging with positive people and releasing the negative is next on their 2015 agenda. Are there such things as “positive” slammer inmates, and actual humans whom Dina doesn’t peg as ‘negative’?? Dina thinks that she should “get rid of” the people who mess her up, which sounds SO March of 2014 to me!!  Come on Dina…where’s the renewed ZEN? On that note, they both agree that any religion should be practiced more, and life up the river shouldn’t interfere with a friendship as beautiful as theirs. CHEERS to material that you just can’t make up and HAPPY 2015!!

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  • WestCoastFeed

    Even Leopard Boy must find this video bizarre. SMH

    • BeachSpin

      I honestly felt like I was watching a spoof. I have never had such easy material.

      • Raine Woman

        But you did put that increasingly famous “Beach” spin to it!

  • Anna Paolinelli

    I hope Theresa is put on cleaning duty.

  • disqus_jpuxh67QSR

    Interesting article in the London Daily Mail UK online from Wendy Feldman about Teresa. Worth a read.

    • WestCoastFeed

      We’ve been discussing it on one of the other NJ threads today. Yes, I agree, very interesting.

      • disqus_jpuxh67QSR

        The one thing that is pointed out by Wendy is so true. The feds will be in her financial business for the rest of her life. With Joe gone she is going to need help with all of it.

        • WestCoastFeed

          And if the Giudice family is placing the blame on her for all the problems, she is going to have to turn to Joey and Melissa for help.

  • Real HouseGuest

    I agree that Dina is an opportunist. Teresa, watch out for Dina, she is Caroline Manzo in a blonde wig. Yuck.

    • Real HouseGuest

      PS. I DIDN’T SEE DINA STAND UP TO THE TWINS ON YOUR BEHALF. I THINK SHE PICKS HER BATTLES THAT BENEFIT HERSELF. HATE DINA. SHE IS A WICKED SPIRIT. FAKE IN EVERY WAY.

  • Gabby

    Teresa’s smile is so insincere and inauthentic. A 100% faker through and through!

  • Guardian

    Just plain awkward. This is one “episode” that should have never been shown.

  • ImaSayinIt

    Congrats on taking what could have been an uplifting and cute post and turning it into another “I loathe All Things Teresa”

    It takes a lot of work to put your central theme into anything and everything, never even attempting to see things from a different perspective or write from any other angle. Kudos!

    • Imstillstanding666

      Your comment is spot on!

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      So let me get this straight. You are saying we SHOULD support Tre?
      Well Honey, we have ALL supported this felon & her family for the last 10 years.
      It’s OUR money they stole!!!

      • ImaSayinIt

        I’m often thunderstruck at how much is read into my comments on this site. I can’t even wrap my mind around how you got I was suggesting we support Teresa from my above comment.
        What I did try to convey, we get it. Teresa committed crimes and is going away. We have hit almost every joke and jab that can be thought of about it all. I merely had a fleeting thought that we could get try some fresh material and outlooks. These women give us so much material. Why keep beating a dead horse? I see that was a crazy thought to some here. I apologize. Please carry on and focus on Teresa’s crimes.

        • twifan2

          Well for one thing ImaSayinit, the horse ain’t dead yet.
          Tre just keeps blaming everyone else for her troubles-ie. sueing her ex-bankruptcy lawyer for $5 million.
          Tre seems to think that by just ‘apologizing’ to fans all will be forgiven by her creditors. :/
          How can a mother put a heavy burden of having her own 13 yr old daughter to become her cash cow?!
          No ImaSayinit, the horse ain’t dead by a long shot, sadly!

        • Birdie11

          Lots of new joke opportunities to come Sayinit!! I think we can count on that!!

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          I was looking for clarification, which is why I asked… You are saying we SHOULD support Tre?
          You seemed to be saying we should support her. Not beating a dead horse. Just asking a direct question.

          If you feel we tend to “dog-pile-on-the-rabbit” when it comes to Teresa you always have the choice to opt out.

          Seems I am not the only one who misinterpreted your comment.

          • ImaSayinIt

            If I don’t include a gleeful Teresa is a felon, going to prison in my comments, I am usually responded to negatively by one or more.
            Why would I opt out? If we only surround ourselves with agreeing opinions we create a small sad world. I like reading other’s perspectives and opinions. Might just learn to see something from a different view. Happy New Year!

          • ♥♥♥ Tigerlily ·.¸¸.·*¨·.·.¸¸.

            No, I didn’t state that at all Ima. Of course you have every right to freely post your opinion as we all do. & I absolutely agree that it would be a dull & a very small world if we all agreed.
            If you choose to support Teresa? Indeed that is your choice.
            I mentioned opting out because you seem to be of the opinion that we, the posters & this site, were here to “bash” Teresa & that it upset you.
            Hence my offer to you of the option to opt out of posting with people who seemed to distress you.
            If I misinterpreted you, my apologies.
            A very happy, healthy new year to you & your family.

    • TartLemon

      Well thank you, ImaSayinIt, for reading and commenting over and over and over and……… Glad we could entertain you so often.

      From what perspective SHOULD we see this convicted FELON who defrauded MILLIONS of $$$?

      • ImaSayinIt

        Tart,
        I meant no offense to you or anyone else here. I do try to comment a lot when I have time to support the site and owners. I do adore them.
        I didn’t mean anyone should change their views on Teresa’s crimes. I merely thought the video was an overabundance of lobbing a ball right at us for some great jokes.But as I replied earlier to another lovely commenter, I apologize. The felon, going to prison jokes seem just fine for some here. Stick with what works.

    • Birdie11

      Cheer up..Dina got dumped on too! 😀

      • ImaSayinIt

        Birdie,
        I did enjoy the curve in the road where we made fun of someone else for a moment! lol
        The prison/felon jokes have been done. Let’s face it, she gave us an abundance of new material here. Hate to see opportunities pass to make fun of “real housewives” lol
        and I sincerely appreciate you not responding as if I had suggested we organize to send Teresa care packages while she is in prison. lol I tend to send some over the edge when I dont include theTeresa is a felon theme in my comments.

  • Marsbars09

    I don’t see how Tre can smile and talk about New Year’s resolutions knowing she’s going to be in prison sooner than she knows it.

    • TartLemon

      This was obviously in the can BEFORE sentencing.

  • She Stinks!

    So now the felon is back to being “JOO-DICE”? She is clearly delusional here, not even thinking she is going to prison. Tre’s resolution should be, “I’m going to check my attitude so I don’t get my ass whooped in the shower room” or “When I get out of jail, I won’t defraud banks or taxpayers’. She has reached a new level of disgusting, if thats possible. I hope Judge Salas sees this horrid self absorbed display.

    • Imstillstanding666

      I’m not watching that again but did she say something about keeping the negative bad people out. Umm you are the negative bad person teresa!!

      • twifan2

        I wonder what her new roommates are thinking about this video?! 😀

  • Birdie11

    This CANNOT be serious..someone should have protected Teresa from looking like a complete FOOL in this.

    • Addie2U

      Teresa has proven over & over again — NO ONE can protect her from herself!

  • Ravello

    The video is bizarre. Who commissioned it? Hopefully no one paid them for their services. Dina is pathetic and I’m sure her daughter is mortified that her mother is toasting a convicted felon. Why isn’t teresa with her beloved dorters?

    • Birdie11

      No worries, they can visit her whenever she feels like being spontaneous in prison.

    • TJ Marcus

      Some blogs posted “from their unnamed” (Teresa) source Teresa is getting $2 million for her Glam videos & cooking slop. Yes, a Web mag supposedly is paying that kinda money. Never heard or knew Web blogs/Mag made that kind of cash.

  • TartLemon

    So, in prison, Teresa will only surround herself with positive people? Little songbirds will wake her every morning; the bunnies and squirrels will magically appear to make her bed and strew flowers.

    • twifan2

      Is this while she’s in withdrawals from meds she took in the outside world?

  • TartLemon

    Teresa’s speech patterns are annoying. Can she speak with out moving her hands or eyelids? I portend this will be tested with some fellow inmates.

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      For some it can’t be helped Tart. LOL!
      I made a bet with my friend who is 100% Italian. I told her she had to sit on her hands & then carry on a conversation & she couldn’t! LOL! She couldn’t talk without her hands. It was hysterical & I won $25 bucks!

      • TartLemon

        Methinks it will not be so playful with Teresa’s roommates.

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Ha-ha! True Tart. True. While it is quite mesmerizing, they may not be so easily enamored with the three-head as we all are! LMFAO!

  • TartLemon

    I can’t even imagine Joey/Melissa trying to corral these girls when all they’ve heard all their lives is rude name calling by Teresa/Joe. Especially unfiltered Milania. WHOA!

    If the girls aren’t with JoeGi, shouldn’t he be remanded right away?

    • AtomicBetty1000

      Do you really believe the prison system can hold 2 Giudice at one time? I think that would be breaking the bank.

  • twifan2

    WHO in their ‘right’ mind(s) thought this video should be out days before Tre goes to camp?
    It’s like GLAM is capitalizing on Tre’s next captivating engagement! 😀

    • Raine Woman

      I can think of three people, just off the top of my head…

      🙂

      • twifan2

        1. Tre
        2. The Other Tre
        3. And The Other Tre

        Hi Hi Raine! 🙂

        • Raine Woman

          Hiya twi. Happy New Year!

          • twifan2

            Happy 2015 to come! 🙂
            ゚・:*:・。♪☆彡^・∋★A Happy New Year★∈・^ミ☆♪。・:*:・゚

  • WestCoastFeed

    A fan just took a pic of Juicy at Angelo’s restaurant in Little Italy. Was he there with friends? She doesn’t mention Tre in her tweet.

    • Debbie Willard

      HAHA Love it!

  • Raine Woman

    Good thing Prison Commissaries are known for only selling healthy carbs to inmates. What…Ramen noodles are healthy. Right? :-).

    • twifan2

      They’re the new carbs! 🙂

  • Raine Woman

    Raise your hand if you’ve ever been FORCED to make a New Year’s resolution.

    Morons!

  • AtomicBetty1000

    Is this the glam video where these two nitwits teach us “how to tape a piece of tinsel to a toothpick? ” lol, too funny for words! So creative, so talented, so very stupid!

    • twifan2

      Nope, this is the one where these 2 ‘intellects’ force each other to make New Year Resolutions!
      Tre is going to take all the negative people out of her life! 😀

      • Debbie Willard

        And also cut Carb;s LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • AtomicBetty1000

        I hope she starts with the prison guards first! I can hear it now, “back away from me, you’re being negative.”

        • twifan2

          Get back or I’ll blow you away! 😀

          http://i.imgur.com/4Ay4Qn0.gif

          • AtomicBetty1000

            Lol! They saw her push Andy! Guns drawn! “We’ll show you negative, now, bend over!”

          • twifan2

            You gotta catch me first! TWIRL for your life!
            http://i.imgur.com/2b6vOJG.gif

          • AtomicBetty1000

            MaybeTheresa could do a bikini modeling to determine which one is appropriate to scrub toilets while wearing. “Oh, guard, don’t I look amazing in this?” “I wore it for the Manzo boys, and they looked at me like I was a crazy old lady.”

          • Debbie Willard

            DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          • Raine Woman

            I don’t know if twirling in prison khakis and steel-toe boots will have the same effect.

          • MorningYawn

            Should have warned me I would need to pull out my shades! Thanks for the laugh!

    • Birdie11

      This one is funnier..whoever released it with this hilarious timing has my thanks for a good laugh.

    • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

      Hi’ya Betty! Love you moniker! Welcome. Happy posting!
      Yes & no. Dina suggested we use a hot glue gun. But considering she is working with the Tre-ape maybe she should have suggested regular “Elmer’s” glue or tape! LOL!

      • AtomicBetty1000

        Yes, because nothing is more impressive than homemade tinsel on a stick!

        • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

          Exactly! Takes some serious crafting skills to pull that one off! Look out Martha! Here’s Dina! LMFAO!

  • fengshoe1

    Oh my Goddess! This blog is hysterical!
    Many thanks! Lololol

  • fengshoe1

    Whom wishes to go with me to “filter” what’s left of Tre ‘ s stuff?
    I’m driving!

    • Raine Woman

      I’ll go for the ride but will pass on any stuff! It’s all yours, feng. 🙂

      • fengshoe1

        Why thank you Raine!
        I don’t want any of it either – except maybe a Hermes bracelet and a few pairs of shoes/boots, if she’s a size 9.
        my idea was to grab all I could to donate to the Oglala Lakota Sioux. When shall I pick you up? We should time it to see federal Marshalls hauling her away. We can take video for AATT 😉

        • Raine Woman

          Shotgun!!!

          There is that purple Persian wool coat that she wore to court that I love, but I think it’s skeevy wearing used clothes. LOL

          Happy New Year, feng! I hope 2015 is your best year yet!!!!

          • fengshoe1

            Raine, you’ve got it – shotgun!
            Hee…I shop at goodwill…no issues wearing the Persian curly lamb and I’ll take the chinchilla too! Fur is only thing that keeps the hardware in my spine warm.
            Many thanks, Raine!
            And you…..
            For the New Year I am sending, up and out, blessings of health, peace, love, and joy, to you and yours! {{{HUGS}}}

    • TartLemon

      I have no clue what your talking about, but the spontaneous road trip sounds like fun.

      • fengshoe1

        Going to Tres to claim her many items of jewelry clothing and shoes and boots so we can donate them to Oglala Lakota Sioux.
        Please come…lol.what fun were timing it to see her escort (marshals) cart her off to camp. Haha.

        • fengshoe1

          Ps…tart you can be in charge of snacks. Raine has shotgun.

  • ✿❀❁ Tigerlily ❁❀✿

    Hi Terry. Welcome. Happy posting.

    I’m not sure Tre is on anything because I think drugs would have the complete opposite effect & make Tre totally coherent & completely understandable! I think that’s just Tre. LOL!

  • TartLemon

    I’m not getting this new propensity to over inject the bottom lip ONLY.

    Frankly, why do they do this stuff at all? It’s so obvious when they do and everybody looks the same like they did it. Same lips. Same cheeks. Same brows. Same ears. Same jawline. Same forehead. Same boobs. Same ass. ETC….

    In 5,000 years our graveyards will be dug up like the Egyptian tombs. They’ll find brass boxes full of dust except for the silicone bags where the rear, boobs and faces were. They’ll make up stories of some religious ritual that went with it.

    • fengshoe1

      LMAO!

  • Anne Green

    I couldn’t help myself.

    • AtomicBetty1000

      Too bad, it always precede a lie, or an attempt for sympathy. The line is a dead give away to pay attention to what the biggest liar on earth had to say. It is one of Theresa’s many “tells” that she is manipulating or lying. Do you think they will have a “class” to work on her “tells” in prison? (This is getting way too easy!)

  • Jennymckitty

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Teresa doesn’t get it, does she? It was cruel to even have her make this video. The only “resolution” she will be able to keep is getting rid of her possessions as the guards rip them off of her when she enters the prison.

    • >:-|OPINIONATED-deal with it!

      I don’t think she realizes that she is a convicted criminal and the consequences for that label. Dina is an a$$ using her BFF for that. She doesn’t even realize she is being used by her costars.

  • TartLemon

    Dina has not been successful in her tv career. Plus, I don’t like her very much, but she has picked up on a few things. Watching these videos, Dina is cannot see any success with Teresa who can’t even form a simple complete sentence without pausing, excessive blinking and flailing of hands. Dina did a better job at it, but nothing spectacular which would make me want to never miss an episode.

    • AtomicBetty1000

      Same question I always ask….who is going to watch this drivel?

    • Addie2U

      Totally Agree. According to IMBd, Ms. Dina’s been trying to be a “celebrity” since 2007 when she 1st appeared on My Fabulous Wedding. It’s past the time to throw in the towel.

      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3398681/

      • >:-|OPINIONATED-deal with it!

        Her fake persona come through every single time.

  • TJ Marcus

    Bahahahahahah Teresa can’t just leave on a whim because of her 4 girls Bahahahaha. That is so cut, she thinks that is the reason. Can’t wait for the reports of her yelling cut, cut, cut to the guards & demanding to speak with the Production Staff & Director…. Her first 3 Pepper Spray showers will be gold, her screaming for Joe and how dare they. You know who I am….. I can squish you like a ant & buy & sell you….. Oh that crazy bitch….

  • roxie

    teresa looks like a grouper fish and this is bizarre. are we to believe teresa is just going about daily life airily chatting about resolutions like a normal housewife? i mean she can definitely exercise in jail but we’ll see who’s gna be a “positive person” around her lol…it’s soon not going to be her choice what kind of person she’s around. whoever the glam video company is stoops even lower than bravo, this is just wrong and sad